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An Ominous Mist over Parapa Bay

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  1. <DM> "Your Party has arrived at Rauru Town, The Elder of the town wishes to speak with all of you"
  2. <Baegba> Oi be et err aller mornin' so oi be ah goider!
  3. <Baegba> ... wut did oi just say?
  4. <Elder> As you may have heard from the princess, some of our townfolk have been attacked by strange monsters coming from the midst.
  5. <Baegba> Mist? Oi, me's not heard of yon oi mist...
  6. <Baegba> !!!
  7. <Baegba> OH that mist, oi've 'eard of it, wot be o'er there?
  8. <Gurloz> "I am intrigued by this development. What do these abominations look like?"
  9. <Elder> And she has sent some of her bravest knights to investigate the mist covering Parapa Bay and the road to the bay, I fear that there may be something terrible in there
  10. <Elder> some of the creatures look like rotting corpses covered in a bloody shroud
  11. <Elder> at least, that what one of the townfolks says.
  12. <Baegba> R-r-rotting? Oi don't 'e loikin' da sound o' that.
  13. <Elder> Please Heroes, you must go forth into the source of the mist and investigate it.
  14. <Elder> I fear that if something isn't done, the situation will get worse
  15. <Gurloz> Of course we'll go, sir.
  16. <Baegba> Hero? Oi, surely ye jest, oi'm just a-
  17. * Baegba nods to Gurloz.
  18. <Elder> Thank you, you do not realize how grateful we all are.
  19. <Baegba> OI'LL FOILLOW YOU TO THE END OI'VE DA EARTH!
  20. <Elder> Night is falling soon, and if you want to have any chance of surviving the mist then I suggest you get moving...
  21. <Elder> You are all dismissed.
  22. * Elder heads back to his house
  23. <Baegba> Dismoissed? Does thoit mean-
  24. <Baegba> ... IT'S 'AMMER TOIM!
  25. <Gurloz> "Very well, we shall travel the night. Onwards we go!"
  26. * Baegba grabs his trusty hammer and shield and goes into auto-follow for a few minutes (just gettin' some bread and a drink).
  27. <DM> "Your Party travels several miles and eventually reach the Parapa Desert as the sun begins to set, you notice that the entire desert is thickly covered in this mist"
  28. <DM> "thus making navigating it more difficult then it needs to be"
  29. <DM> "Basicly your party is currently lost in the mist"
  30. <Gurloz> "That's definitely a way to start a quest. Lost in both a desert AND mist.
  31. <Gurloz> "Now where did I put that shimmering oasis.."
  32. <DM> "and it's almost sunset on top of that"
  33. <Gurloz> "Whelp, at least it won't be as hot as it'd be during the day..."
  34. <DM> "as you wander the desert, you're attacked by two zombies"
  35. <Baegba> (back..... just in time too)
  36. * Baegba wakes up.
  37. <Baegba> OI THAR BE ZOIMBIES!
  38. * Zombie1 groans
  39. <Baegba> WHERE ARE WE?
  40. * Zombie2 moans
  41. <Baegba> WHOI AM I LOST?
  42. <Baegba> (wooooaaah moaning zombies..... tmi)
  43. <Zombie2> braaiins
  44. <Zombie1> moooree bwaaaiiinns
  45. <Gurloz> O_O
  46. <Gurloz> "WATCH OUT!"
  47. <Baegba> Um, Goiloz, we's kin take 'em, roight?
  48. <Baegba> (IT'S A TRAP!)
  49. <Baegba> (roll initiatives?)
  50. <DM> "it appears that the living dead want your brains, also windstrike is fetching the init commands"
  51. <Gurloz> $init 1d13
  52. <Navi> Gurloz: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 10.
  53. <Gurloz> HOLY CRAP BATMAN.
  54. <Baegba> WHOO
  55. <Baegba> $init 1d10
  56. <Navi> Baegba: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 8.
  57. <Zombie1> $init 1d10
  58. <Navi> Zombie1: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 3.
  59. <Zombie2> $init 1d10
  60. <Navi> Zombie2: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 7.
  61. <Baegba> $init s
  62. <Navi> The Battle has started! Turn Order: Gurloz (10), Baegba (8), Zombie2 (7) and Zombie1 (3).
  63. <Baegba> Bonus Turns: Gurloz
  64. <Baegba> Weird, et err be a feelin' loik oi'm randomly bein' a err poissessed and speakin' in roindom phrases oi don't be a normoilly speakin'.
  65. <DM> "Gurloz, aren't you going to make a move?"
  66. <Gurloz> (Excuse me, I need to plan out my move(s).
  67. <Baegba> (refresh page, enemy stats - http://zurpg.sephiroth.ws/thread-292.html
  68. * Gurloz casts Boost! on himself as an extra support spell.
  69. <Gurloz> 23h, 24m | Boost (+3 Wisdom)
  70. <DM> "are you going to use your extra turn or end it soon?"
  71. <Baegba> (patience my DM-in' friend, patience)
  72. * Gurloz casts Psi Flash on Zombie1! (Roll Wisdom!)
  73. <DM> $2d10
  74. <Navi> DM: You rolled 2 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10 and 6. Total: 16. Successes: 3.
  75. <Gurloz> $34d10
  76. <Navi> Gurloz: You rolled 34 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 8, 7, 10, 6, 7, 4, 6, 10, 4, 6, 2, 1, 6, 6, 1, 7, 6, 1, 8, 3, 6, 10, 6, 7, 5, 6, 1, 2, 1, 4, 1, 8 and 1. Total: 173. Successes: 24.
  77. <Baegba> +4 successes
  78. <Baegba> 28 - 3 = 25 damage
  79. * Gurloz ends his bonus turn.
  80. <Zombie1> 2h 0m (I meant to type this here)
  81. <Gurloz> 23h, 23m | Boost (+3 Wisdom)
  82. <Zombie1> "endturn?"
  83. * Gurloz casts Boost! (+3 Wisdom) as an extra support spell on Baegba.
  84. <Baegba> Whoo!
  85. <Baegba> Oi be et err a boostin' mah 'ammer toime!
  86. <Baegba> 17h, 15m | +3 Power
  87. <DM> (Sorry about that, I can seem to keep it in the right tab)
  88. * Gurloz holds his turn.
  89. <Gurloz> $endturn
  90. <Navi> Gurloz has ended their turn. Baegba: It is your turn now.
  91. <Navi> Turn Order: Gurloz (10), Baegba (8), Zombie2 (7) and Zombie1 (3).
  92. <Baegba> (ooooooh yeah)
  93. <Gurloz> (Combo attack time.)
  94. <Baegba> So, woit be you'z got in moind?
  95. <Zombie1> bwaaiins...
  96. * Gurloz charges up a Psi Flash.
  97. <Zombie2> More bwwwaaiiins....
  98. <Gurloz> 23h, 20m | Boost (+3 Wisdom)
  99. * Zombie1 moans
  100. * Zombie2 groans
  101. <Bacon> (The zombie's should have been named Mona and Grona
  102. * Bacon runs
  103. * Baegba grabs 'is axe.
  104. * Baegba high-fives some bacon across the fourth wall........ wut.
  105. * Bacon eats himself out of the universe
  106. <Baegba> 17h, 15m | +3 Wisdom
  107. <Baegba> (so run PSI Flash against a target first)
  108. * Gurloz fires a PSI Flash at Zombie2 (Roll Wisdom!)
  109. <Baegba> (this isn't actually an attack, this is the empowerment stage)
  110. <Zombie2> $init 1d10
  111. <Navi> Zombie2: You may join this battle with $init join.
  112. <Gurloz> $34d10
  113. <Navi> Gurloz: You rolled 34 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 1, 7, 9, 6, 9, 10, 1, 2, 7, 2, 5, 6, 8, 10, 3, 10, 6, 7, 10, 4, 1, 2, 4, 7, 1, 9, 2, 1, 6, 4, 9, 1 and 5. Total: 178. Successes: 23.
  114. <Baegba> +4 successes
  115. <Baegba> (Zombie2, roll Wisdom)
  116. <Gurloz> 23h, 19m | Boost (+3 Wisdom)
  117. <Zombie2> $2d10
  118. <Navi> Zombie2: You rolled 2 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4 and 1. Total: 5. Successes: 0.
  119. <Baegba> +27 dice oidded to me! ..... that ain't right
  120. <Gurloz> (I just derped)
  121. <Baegba> (eh)
  122. <DM> (27 damage, well mister you either oneshot a zombie or yourself)
  123. <DM> (*oneshotted)
  124. <Gurloz> (I've forgotten the magic cost reduction of Sunray Orb, plus the Success increase by one.
  125. <Baegba> (combo attack, it's empowerment, the actual attack is about to happen)
  126. <Baegba> (so... add a success to that?
  127. <Gurloz> (Yes)
  128. <DM> (Then I was too hasty)
  129. * Baegba gets +28 dice....... good god.
  130. * Gurloz randomly gets ... 2 magic back from the fourth wall. (O_o)
  131. <Gurloz> 23h, 21m | Boost (+3 Wisdom)
  132. * Baegba grabs his axe and charges at Zombie2! (Roll Power)
  133. <DM> (good grief man)
  134. <Baegba> $63d10
  135. <Navi> Baegba: You rolled 63 Dice with 10 Sides. Total: 384. Successes: 54.
  136. <Zombie2> $30d10
  137. <Navi> Zombie2: You rolled 30 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 3, 9, 6, 8, 2, 6, 10, 2, 7, 10, 3, 2, 1, 6, 6, 8, 5, 10, 4, 1, 10, 2, 9, 4, 10, 4, 7, 4 and 10. Total: 174. Successes: 24.
  138. <Gurloz> "KERSPLAT!"
  139. * Baegba severs Zombie2 in half and proceeds to cut Zombie1 down at the same success rate -3! (Roll Power)
  140. <Zombie1> $30d10
  141. <Navi> Zombie1: You rolled 30 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 5, 3, 8, 5, 2, 6, 8, 2, 7, 4, 2, 4, 5, 3, 4, 6, 9, 10, 10, 1, 5, 7, 3, 3, 9, 8, 7, 6 and 9. Total: 162. Successes: 20.
  142. <Baegba> 51 - 20 = 31 damage
  143. <DM> (Holy Shit, I thought two zombies would be a adequate challenge, I seriously underestimated you guys 0_o)
  144. * Gurloz watches as the Zombies reanimate as skeletons!
  145. <Baegba> (hahahahahah.... I wasn't expecting Axe empowerment, lulz)
  146. * Gurloz watches as BlueShell instead flies through and devours the rotting corpses.
  147. <DM> "the skeletons collapses from the huge cuts you laid into them"
  148. <BlueShell> OM NOM NOM.
  149. <Baegba> $init r
  150. <Navi> Baegba: The bot has been reset.
  151. <Baegba> +40 EXP
  152. <Baegba> +$40d8 Rupees
  153. <Baegba> $2d6
  154. <Navi> Baegba: You rolled 2 Dice with 6 Sides. Result: 4 and 3. Total: 7.
  155. <Baegba> *A Magic Container drops!*
  156. <Baegba> (that's how ya do end of battle rolls)
  157. <Gurloz> $40d8
  158. <Navi> Gurloz: You rolled 40 Dice with 8 Sides. Result: 1, 3, 8, 7, 8, 5, 4, 2, 7, 7, 2, 1, 8, 4, 5, 7, 1, 7, 5, 6, 1, 4, 6, 1, 7, 8, 5, 4, 2, 3, 6, 4, 4, 8, 7, 5, 3, 2, 4 and 3. Total: 185.
  159. <Baegba> $40d8
  160. <Navi> Baegba: You rolled 40 Dice with 8 Sides. Result: 6, 4, 7, 1, 4, 4, 2, 7, 7, 1, 3, 4, 8, 4, 2, 6, 7, 7, 8, 1, 7, 1, 1, 7, 7, 6, 8, 6, 8, 4, 3, 3, 5, 1, 1, 3, 8, 1, 7 and 8. Total: 188.
  161. <Gurloz> @calc 145+185
  162. <Kefka> 145+185 = 330
  163. <Baegba> Oi, can oi have et err Moigic Container?
  164. <DM> "The fog clears ups slightly revealing a castle in Parapa Bay that certainly wasn't there before"
  165. <Gurloz> "Help yourself."
  166. <DM> (sure thing)
  167. <Baegba> Thankee kind sir!
  168. * Baegba yoinks it.
  169. <DM> "The fog clears ups slightly revealing a castle in Parapa Bay that certainly wasn't there before, leading to the castle in the midst of the bay is a bridge, although the bridge itself doesn't look too stable for a old stone bridge"
  170. * BlueShell grabs shotgun.
  171. * BlueShell shoots run-on sentence.
  172. <DM> (I was under the impression that I wrote that sentence right)
  173. <Gurloz> (The comma after before, and before leading, ... should be a period, as that is an independant clause.)
  174. <Gurloz> (</grammar nazi>)
  175. <Baegba> (oh it's not too bad. Besides, run-on sentences don't actually exist in all versions of English. Over in Britain, they don't exist. This is a sentence, this sentence is a sentence according to Britain.)
  176. <DM> (Lemme try that again) "The fog clears ups slightly revealing a castle in Parapa Bay that certainly wasn't there before. leading to the castle in the midst of the bay is a bridge, Although the bridge itself doesn't look too stable for a old stone bridge"
  177. <Baegba> (don't mind the grammar nazi too much, so long as it's understandable and not missing words... *cough me*)
  178. <Gurloz> "Hey Baegba, ... do you see what I see?"
  179. <Baegba> Oi'm hallucinatin', roight?
  180. * Gurloz looks off into the distance towards the castle.
  181. <DM> "Do you wish to head towards the castle?"
  182. * BlueShell flies into the Fourth Wall.
  183. <DM> (I don't want to seem like I'm railroading or rushing the quest.)
  184. <Baegba> Noit really... but oi go where's moi friend Goiloz goes!
  185. * Gurloz chooses option A.
  186. * Gurloz heads off towards the castle.
  187. * Baegba barrel rolls towards the castle with Gurloz.
  188. <DM> "And so both of you head towards the castle, as you cross the bridge it begins to collapse behind you. Both Party members roll courage to see if you escape it or not (I will roll against the parties results to determind success)"
  189. <Baegba> CRAP!
  190. <Baegba> $11d10
  191. <Navi> Baegba: You rolled 11 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 9, 8, 9, 1, 7, 7, 10, 1, 1 and 5. Total: 68. Successes: 10.
  192. <Gurloz> $30d10
  193. <Navi> Gurloz: You rolled 30 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 9, 5, 1, 1, 8, 9, 2, 4, 6, 5, 7, 10, 1, 10, 6, 9, 1, 7, 4, 10, 1, 7, 1, 9, 7, 3, 6, 7 and 5. Total: 163. Successes: 22.
  194. <DM> $30d10
  195. <Navi> DM: You rolled 30 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 2, 9, 2, 5, 1, 9, 6, 10, 9, 3, 3, 9, 4, 2, 10, 1, 8, 4, 1, 9, 3, 8, 9, 5, 5, 6, 10, 5 and 7. Total: 172. Successes: 22.
  196. * Gurloz rolloffs against a bridge. o_O'
  197. <DM> 68+63
  198. <DM> versus 172
  199. <Baegba> (huh?
  200. <Baegba> (if you're looking at the Total, Gurloz got 163, not 63)
  201. <DM> (your combined results are a success)
  202. <DM> "you managed to enter the castle just as the last part of the bridge collapses behind you"
  203. <Baegba> Whew! Thoit be et err cloise!
  204. <DM> (231 is a higher number from both of you than the bridges own 172)
  205. <Gurloz> @calc 1+1
  206. <Kefka> 1+1 = 2
  207. * Gurloz runs.
  208. <DM> (I based the bridges roll on the roll of the party member with the highest courage stat)
  209. <Baegba> (hahahahahah)
  210. * Gurloz is now known as Sephiroth
  211. <Sephiroth> @prefix $
  212. * Sephiroth is now known as Gurloz
  213. <Kefka> Public Service Announcement: The new command prefix for Kefka is now $. ~Sephiroth
  214. <Baegba> So... oi hopin' we's gots a woi back...
  215. <Gurloz> "Well, ... I guess we could always hop out the front doors and swim when we're done.."
  216. * Baegba shivers.
  217. <Baegba> Oi don't be a loikin' swimming.
  218. <DM> "You are now inside the castle and the first thing you notice is that the place is rather dark inside, with only sunlight from the setting sun and a few floating candles illumating the place"
  219. <Baegba> *[WindStrike]: Dear Baegba. YOU HAVE WATER AFFINITY! You goronic contradtiction...*
  220. * Gurloz looks around and spots a floating candle. ... "O_o' ... is that candle really floating?"
  221. <Baegba> Burr, oi don't be a loikin' this.
  222. <DM> "the second thing you notice is the prominance of statues depicting a lady wearing tears of blood, literal blood."
  223. <Baegba> o_O
  224. <DM> (sorry, I meant weeping
  225. <Baegba> Can we've be a goittin' out of 'ere? Oi don't be et err loikin' this place...
  226. <DM> (not wearing)
  227. <Baegba> (Wearing tears of blood. Is that what you wear when you go to bed at night, sir?)
  228. <DM> (I meant weeping)
  229. <DM> "as you are all admiring the scenery, a fleaman hops on your head"
  230. * X_X is now known as Fleaman
  231. <Gurloz> "We're here to see what's attacking the town, ... and judging by those rotting corpses we annihilated, ... I don't like the looks of things."
  232. <Baegba> %_%
  233. <Gurloz> "... WHAT?!?!"
  234. * Gurloz gets knocked to the floor.
  235. <Fleaman> (roll initiatives)
  236. * Baegba turns around to see Gurloz fall to the floor.
  237. <Baegba> !!!
  238. <Fleaman> $init 1d10
  239. <Navi> Fleaman: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 8.
  240. <Baegba> $init 1d10
  241. <Navi> Baegba: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 3.
  242. <Baegba> x_x
  243. <Gurloz> $init 1d13
  244. <Navi> Gurloz: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 1.
  245. <Gurloz> x_x
  246. <Baegba> (WHELP, there goes out luck)
  247. <Baegba> *our
  248. <DM> (it's fight time mister guy)
  249. <Gurloz> $init s
  250. <Navi> The Battle has started! Turn Order: Fleaman (8), Baegba (3) and Gurloz (1).
  251. <Gurloz> "What the hell did I just say?!?!"
  252. <Baegba> SCIOIENCE!
  253. <Baegba> ... wut did OI just say?
  254. * Fleaman does a flying spin kick at gurloz
  255. <Fleaman> roll courage
  256. <Baegba> (TRY A SOMERSAULT)
  257. <Gurloz> $32d10
  258. <Navi> Gurloz: You rolled 32 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 7, 9, 4, 6, 10, 10, 3, 1, 8, 1, 6, 10, 6, 10, 10, 3, 4, 2, 5, 1, 8, 8, 3, 2, 9, 2, 3, 6, 9, 3 and 10. Total: 180. Successes: 24.
  259. <Fleaman> $34d10
  260. <Navi> Fleaman: You rolled 34 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 1, 4, 5, 5, 2, 7, 3, 1, 1, 4, 10, 7, 5, 6, 8, 6, 6, 3, 6, 3, 10, 1, 2, 9, 9, 7, 7, 4, 1, 10, 9, 3 and 2. Total: 170. Successes: 21.
  261. * Gurloz , despite being knocked to the floor by the Fleaman, manages to BARREL ROLL his way to victory.
  262. * Fleaman is caught off guard by gurloz and misses
  263. * Fleaman chuckles like a maniac
  264. <Fleaman> $endturn
  265. <Baegba> o_O
  266. <Navi> Fleaman has ended their turn. Baegba: It is your turn now.
  267. <Navi> Turn Order: Fleaman (8), Baegba (3) and Gurloz (1).
  268. * Baegba switches to his hammerhead and shield and brings his might hammer down on fleaman! (Roll Power!0
  269. <Fleaman> (well what do you expect, these guys are like minature little hunchbacked psychopaths)
  270. <Baegba> $36d10
  271. <Navi> Baegba: You rolled 36 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 3, 4, 1, 7, 5, 3, 3, 3, 8, 2, 10, 1, 2, 4, 6, 4, 7, 10, 4, 1, 6, 4, 2, 10, 5, 1, 4, 3, 9, 6, 6, 7, 1, 9 and 6. Total: 173. Successes: 20.
  272. <Baegba> derp
  273. <Fleaman> $22d10
  274. <Navi> Fleaman: You rolled 22 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 10, 4, 8, 5, 9, 9, 6, 9, 1, 8, 7, 7, 6, 1, 8, 5, 9, 5, 2, 10 and 3. Total: 134. Successes: 18.
  275. <Gurloz> (You forgot Irratic Jumping)
  276. <Gurloz> Irratic Jumping (Passive)
  277. <Gurloz> Fleaman jumps around a lot, though in an irratic way.
  278. <Gurloz> When defending, first roll $1d5.
  279. <Gurloz> Add the result of that to your defending roll.
  280. <Fleaman> let's try that again
  281. <Fleaman> $1d5
  282. <Navi> Fleaman: You rolled 1 Die with 5 Sides. Result: 2. Total: 2.
  283. <Baegba> just add $2d10 to the roll
  284. <Fleaman> (far enough)
  285. <Fleaman> (this is a mess
  286. <Fleaman> $2d10
  287. <Navi> Fleaman: You rolled 2 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2 and 7. Total: 9. Successes: 1.
  288. <Gurloz> (No its not, you're doing fine.)
  289. * Baegba swings and barely hits the Fleaman.
  290. <Baegba> 20 - 19 = 1 + 3 = 4 damage
  291. <Baegba> Hah! Take THOIT!
  292. <Baegba> 17h, 16m
  293. <Baegba> $endturn
  294. <Navi> Baegba has ended their turn. Gurloz: It is your turn now.
  295. <Navi> Turn Order: Fleaman (8), Baegba (3) and Gurloz (1).
  296. <Fleaman> 18h 0m
  297. * Gurloz casts a Spiral Light spell at the Fleaman. (Roll Wisdom!)
  298. <Gurloz> $32d10
  299. <Navi> Gurloz: You rolled 32 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 7, 9, 7, 10, 7, 2, 1, 8, 8, 10, 1, 5, 10, 4, 8, 1, 7, 9, 3, 5, 1, 8, 5, 6, 7, 3, 6, 10, 2, 8 and 1. Total: 180. Successes: 25.
  300. <DM> $22d10
  301. <Navi> DM: You rolled 22 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 10, 1, 4, 7, 7, 4, 7, 2, 8, 1, 2, 7, 3, 3, 3, 2, 5, 2, 8, 1 and 1. Total: 91. Successes: 9.
  302. <DM> oops
  303. <Fleaman> $22d10
  304. <Navi> Fleaman: You rolled 22 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 1, 2, 5, 10, 5, 4, 9, 3, 9, 7, 6, 1, 10, 1, 6, 6, 3, 6, 9, 3 and 6. Total: 120. Successes: 16.
  305. <Gurloz> 23h, 19m
  306. <Fleaman> (that previous roll before the fleaman roll doesn't count)
  307. <Baegba> (you forgot irratic jumping again fyi)
  308. <Baegba> +4 successes
  309. <Fleaman> why do I keep forgetting
  310. <Gurloz> Spiral Light
  311. <Gurloz> Requires Light (Level: 1)
  312. <Gurloz> Costs 3 Magic
  313. <Gurloz> Three beams of Light energy surround and strike a target.
  314. <Gurloz> Roll your Wisdom dice +1 vs. targets' Wisdom dice / Damage decreased by 3
  315. <Gurloz> If the attack is successful, multiply the damage (after damage reduction) by 3.
  316. <Fleaman> $2d10
  317. <Navi> Fleaman: You rolled 2 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5 and 9. Total: 14. Successes: 2.
  318. <Baegba> 29 - 18 = 11 - 3 = 8 * 3 = 24 damage
  319. <Fleaman> (120 + 14)
  320. <Fleaman> "the fleaman burns up into a cinder of flames"
  321. <Baegba> O_o
  322. <DM> (well done, you killed it)
  323. <DM> (the fleaman only had 18 h left when gurloz attacked)
  324. * Fleaman is now known as X_X
  325. <Gurloz> $init r
  326. <Navi> Gurloz: The bot has been reset.
  327. <X_X> +20 exp?
  328. <Baegba> (sounds right)
  329. <Baegba> $20d8
  330. <Navi> Baegba: You rolled 20 Dice with 8 Sides. Result: 2, 2, 5, 5, 6, 7, 3, 5, 6, 6, 7, 6, 3, 5, 6, 5, 2, 1, 1 and 3. Total: 86.
  331. <Gurloz> $20d8
  332. <Navi> Gurloz: You rolled 20 Dice with 8 Sides. Result: 5, 1, 8, 8, 1, 6, 4, 3, 7, 4, 4, 6, 7, 5, 1, 3, 5, 1, 4 and 3. Total: 86.
  333. <Baegba> wut
  334. <DM> 20d8?
  335. <Baegba> did we just get the same roll
  336. * Gurloz high-fives Baegba.
  337. * Baegba high-fives himself and Gurloz back.
  338. <Gurloz> $calc 330+86
  339. <Kefka> 330+86 = 416
  340. <Baegba> (annnd there's one more roll, ya remember it?
  341. <DM> (not quite)
  342. <Baegba> Random Item Drop...
  343. <Baegba> $1d6
  344. <Navi> Baegba: You rolled 1 Die with 6 Sides. Result: 6. Total: 6.
  345. <Baegba> ooh, ring drop
  346. <Baegba> $1d50
  347. <Navi> Baegba: You rolled 1 Die with 50 Sides. Result: 9. Total: 9.
  348. <Baegba> *A Rare Ring drops!*
  349. <DM> (so who's gonna claim it?)
  350. * Gurloz YOINK!
  351. <DM> "After the battle, the room suddently lights up to normal brightness, you notice two doors. one of these two doors are locked unfortunately while the other one seems to have a sign who's lettering hasn't aged well"
  352. <DM> "do you wish to investigate?"
  353. <Baegba> Hmm, oi don't suppose oi can turn moi Waterlance into the shape oif a key...
  354. <Baegba> Meh, let's get the soign der!
  355. <DM> "the keyhole is enchanted to not open with any key other than the one it was made for"
  356. * Baegba rolls over to the door with a sign... and tries to read it.
  357. <Gurloz> "So how the heck was that one thing keeping a room this large so dark..."
  358. * Gurloz shrugs off the plot device and walks towards the sign.
  359. <DM> "it takes a few minutes but the sign seems to read as 'castle prosperina alchemy labs' "
  360. <Baegba> Uhhhh........... UUUUHHHHHHH
  361. <DM> "do you wish to enter the alchemy labs?"
  362. <Baegba> Screw that, IT'S 'AMMER TOIME!
  363. * Baegba grabs his hammer and SLAMS the door!
  364. <Gurloz> "... this looks like greek. ... o_O" ... WATCH OUT!
  365. * Gurloz ducks behind a pillar.
  366. <Baegba> $36d10
  367. <DM> (the locked door refuses to budge)
  368. <Navi> Baegba: You rolled 36 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 9, 10, 4, 10, 2, 9, 6, 7, 10, 10, 5, 1, 4, 9, 8, 9, 5, 8, 7, 2, 10, 1, 3, 9, 6, 10, 7, 1, 10, 8, 7, 6, 4, 10 and 10. Total: 243. Successes: 36.
  369. <Baegba> (not the locked door, the door with a sign)
  370. <DM> "the door with a sign flies off of it hinges"
  371. <Baegba> (THAT WAS MY REVENGE AGAINST DOORS)
  372. <Baegba> HAH! SLAMMIN' DOORS!
  373. * Gurloz pops his head out from behind the pillar. "Is it safe yet?"
  374. <DM> "you now enter the alchemy labs and you notice that there's several tubes and vials as well as several pieces of machinery"
  375. <Gurloz> "I almost lost me head to a flying hinge."
  376. <DM> "You also notice a chest sitting conspiciously in the middle of the alchemy labs"
  377. <DM> "do you dare take the chest's contents?"
  378. <Gurloz> (I say FLIP SOME TABLES)
  379. <Baegba> Well, oi took the door.. oi vote yous get the chest.
  380. * Gurloz runs.
  381. * Gurloz trips over a Geodude and barrel-rolls into the chest.
  382. <DM> "the chest remains undisturbed"
  383. <Gurloz> (... That sounded so wrong.)
  384. <Baegba> Thar chest be et err noit amused.
  385. <Baegba> (holy crap, how far in the gutter are you?!)
  386. * Gurloz inspects the chest for any locks.
  387. <DM> (Gurloz, you're gonna need to open that chest whether you like it or not and I did not intented it to be perverted)
  388. <Gurloz> (LOL)
  389. * Gurloz opens the treasure chest.
  390. <Baegba> (Yeah, I can't figure out how Gurloz thought it was perverted......... his mind is so far in the gutter, I can't figure it out)
  391. <Gurloz> (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mz_W2A-Buy8)
  392. <DM> "The chest contains the key to the door in the previous room and a bottle of holy water, as you open the chest the roof starts to slowly lower and bars appear in the area where you came from blocking your way back"
  393. <Baegba> (Gurloz, that sound plays when you're unzipping your pants)
  394. <DM> "roll wisdom to see if you find the lever to undo this"
  395. * Gurloz kicks Baegba out the window.
  396. * You have been kicked from #zurpg by Gurloz (You have been kicked out the window and you landed in Subway. Eat Fresh or die hard. «14,940»)
  397. <Baegba> !!!
  398. <Baegba> OIT'S A TRAP!
  399. <Gurloz> $31d10
  400. <Navi> Gurloz: You rolled 31 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 7, 2, 6, 5, 3, 8, 10, 9, 6, 3, 5, 6, 1, 6, 2, 5, 1, 6, 9, 9, 10, 9, 7, 7, 8, 6, 10, 7, 4 and 7. Total: 193. Successes: 27.
  401. <Baegba> $33d10
  402. <Navi> Baegba: You rolled 33 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 9, 2, 10, 6, 8, 3, 9, 10, 2, 10, 2, 1, 9, 8, 6, 4, 5, 3, 2, 2, 3, 3, 8, 5, 4, 4, 1, 3, 1, 6, 5 and 1. Total: 161. Successes: 19.
  403. <Baegba> wow I suck
  404. <DM> $33d10
  405. <Navi> DM: You rolled 33 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 2, 1, 2, 1, 4, 2, 5, 8, 10, 10, 1, 4, 8, 9, 1, 3, 5, 5, 7, 9, 8, 8, 6, 9, 3, 7, 2, 5, 10, 8, 4 and 6. Total: 174. Successes: 22.
  406. <DM> (193+161 versus 174)
  407. <DM> "you successfully find the lever and cause the roof to resume it's former position, the bars lower"
  408. <DM> (your combined result was 354)
  409. <Baegba> That's it, when we get through this this coistle, oi'm tearin' it down.
  410. <Gurloz> "That was a close one. Let's get outta here..."
  411. <Baegba> OI'M GONNA WRECK IT!
  412. * Gurloz dartes to the doorway.
  413. <DM> and that was a bigger number than 174
  414. <Baegba> Err, Goiloz... thar's stuff in thoi chest.
  415. * Gurloz has it on him, ... he doesn't trust that room.
  416. <Baegba> Oikee...
  417. <DM> (you got the items in that chest) You are now back in the main hall of the castle where you fought the fleaman
  418. * Baegba engages and rolls out of that room.
  419. <Baegba> Oikee, toime to pwn this loick...
  420. <DM> "do you wish to try to use the key you found on the locked door?"
  421. * Gurloz shows Baegba the contents of the chest.
  422. * Baegba sees HL3- oh, curse my hallucinations.
  423. * Gurloz kicks Baegba out the window.
  424. * You have been kicked from #zurpg by Gurloz (You have been kicked out the window and you landed on the highway! «14,941»)
  425. <Baegba> Hmm, oi'll take the key, oi guess...
  426. <Gurloz> "Very well."
  427. * Baegba grabs the key and uses it on the locked door.
  428. <Gurloz> "... now what am I going to do with this extra bottle.. ..."
  429. <DM> "the lock door opens, revealing a rather lengthy stairway"
  430. <Baegba> Oi'll take the extra boittle.
  431. <DM> (you do realize that's a bottle of holy water? right?)
  432. * Gurloz tosses an empty bottle to Baegba.
  433. * Baegba yoinks it.
  434. <DM> (not empty at all)
  435. <Gurloz> (You can only have a maximum of 5 bottles.)
  436. <Gurloz> (The holy water is in a bottle of its own.)
  437. <Gurloz> (Would put me at six.)
  438. <DM> I see...
  439. <DM> "do you wish to ascend the stairwell?"
  440. * X__X has quit (Quit: <Dracula> Still uttering the same nonsense.)
  441. * Baegba charges a PSI Flare and fires it ahead towards the top of the stairwell.
  442. <X_X> "nothing happens"
  443. <Baegba> ;_;
  444. * Gurloz sees a strange RPG-like window with a few choices, and something chooses Yes.
  445. * Gurloz reluctantly heads up the stairwell.
  446. * Baegba barrel rolls up the stairs.
  447. <DM> "At the top of the stairwell you see a rather elaborate throneroom, and sitting on the throne is a woman with green hair and dressed in a elegant dress of pink and crimson. Her skin is rather pale for a woman of her appearance"
  448. * X_X is now known as Elizabeth_Bartly
  449. * Elizabeth_Bartly chuckles
  450. <Baegba> Oi, how et be for ye, ma'am?
  451. <Baegba> And whoi is this bloidy castle TRYIN' TE KILL US?
  452. <Elizabeth_Bartly> This Castle is Castle Prosperina, My residence and my stronghold.
  453. * Elizabeth_Bartly chuckles in a sinister manner
  454. <Baegba> Hmm, ya moight wanna clean it oip some. It randomly splodes from toime to toime.
  455. <Gurloz> lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkl;'/';';lokil;lkjmk,l.mnm,nm nm,nm,.mnm,n,n,n,,.kmj,n,nbvnbvnvnvm,mnjmk,.,mnjhbmj,./,mnb m,.,mnmmnb.,mn,.lkoiplikuoliuouy7ikuytrtyguiouytrew3rtyuiouytrew2qertyuijkjuhygtfdsfghjk,jhuygtfrdeswrfgthyjk,mjnhbgvfcdserftgyhjmk,ijuyhtrertgyhtrewdwseqsed
  456. <Gurloz> sedcdxswqedswsdxzsaxdcfvgbhnjm,mnjhyuikolp;[o;o9iplikuko0p-98i790-po9i8u7yjikjuyhtr5yuiy7ytr5ghngbhbnjmk,lpo[po[o;[';/'. /'[;p-]\]][';
  457. <Gurloz> ';p[']
  458. <Gurloz> [polp;';/.l,k,l.;/';'
  459. <Gurloz> \\\\\\\\\\\\\\
  460. <Gurloz> \]\]\]\]';/?;.l,mn
  461. <Gurloz> Oh shit.
  462. <Gurloz> Sorry, was cleaning my keyboard.
  463. <Darte> /facepalm
  464. <Baegba> ... et's oiven makin' Goiloz croizy.
  465. <Elizabeth_Bartly> Clean it up, you say?
  466. <Baegba> And thar be et err Darte thar.
  467. * Elizabeth_Bartly laughs again, this time showing her fangs a little
  468. <Darte> welp
  469. <Elizabeth_Bartly> and who might you pests be and what is your mission?
  470. <Baegba> Noice teeth ma'am! You sharpen 'em roilly well!
  471. * Gurloz is speechless.
  472. <Elizabeth_Bartly> I take that as a complement
  473. <Baegba> We seek the Holy Gr- woops, hallucinating again.
  474. * Gurloz kicks Baegba out the window.
  475. * You have been kicked from #zurpg by Gurloz (You have been kicked out the window and you landed in #potato. «14,942»)
  476. * Elizabeth_Bartly laughs a hearty but evil laugh
  477. <Baegba> Oi'm a Goron, and this 'ere be a err Hylian, and that's o'er thar (Darte) is somethin' you's can chuck at a board and score points!
  478. <Elizabeth_Bartly> It seems we have a drunkard and two fools.
  479. <Gurloz> "Who the hell are you calling a drunkard?"
  480. <Darte> "Who are you callin' a board!?"
  481. <Baegba> "Who are you callin' yerself?"
  482. * Gurloz picks up a Darte and fires him at Elizabeth_Bartly.
  483. <Elizabeth_Bartly> Oh but I am getting ahead of myself, I am Elizabeth Bartley. Niece of Lord Dracula.
  484. * Gurloz 's attack gets blocked by a greeting.
  485. <Gurloz> O_O
  486. <Baegba> (The fourth wall is strong with this one.)
  487. <Gurloz> "... ... Lord Dracula? ... Is it a soup?"
  488. <Elizabeth_Bartly> And I came here apon my uncles bidding to see if a ritual that I cooked up would work, but now knowing that it will work I will be reporting this to my uncle and soon Hyrule will have a new dark lord
  489. <Elizabeth_Bartly> All Hail Lord Dracula, Prince of Chaos, King of the Night and the True Lord of Shadows
  490. <Baegba> Hah! Dark Lord? 'e probably coul'n't toik Fran on!
  491. <Baegba> o_O Loits of toitles.
  492. <Elizabeth_Bartly> Any who dare oppose his rightious reign of darkness will suffer.
  493. * Darte stifles a giggle.
  494. * Elizabeth_Bartly laughes an evil and sinister laugh
  495. <Baegba> Sounds loik a party!
  496. * Baegba joins in on the laughter.
  497. <Darte> "So lemme get this straight. Your unca - what's-his-name, Dracra - 'es a Prince, King, and Lord? All at the same time?"
  498. <Elizabeth_Bartly> and I suppose you're her to stop me. No matter, I shall wipe with you. But Enough talk, have at you!
  499. <Elizabeth_Bartly> *here
  500. <Elizabeth_Bartly> *wipe the floor with you
  501. <Elizabeth_Bartly> and I suppose you're her to stop me. No matter, I shall wipe the floor with you. But Enough talk, have at you!
  502. <Elizabeth_Bartly> *here
  503. <Elizabeth_Bartly> $Init 1d10
  504. <Navi> Elizabeth_Bartly: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 6.
  505. <Darte> Bless you.
  506. <Baegba> Gesundheit.
  507. <Baegba> $init 1d10
  508. <Navi> Baegba: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 6.
  509. <Gurloz> $init 1d13
  510. <Navi> Gurloz: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 3.
  511. <Darte> $init 1d11
  512. <Navi> Darte: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 3.
  513. <Darte> ;_;
  514. <Baegba> ($init s?
  515. <Elizabeth_Bartly> $init s
  516. <Navi> The Battle has started! Turn Order: Elizabeth_Bartly (6), Baegba (6), Gurloz (3) and Darte (3).
  517. <Baegba> (stats - http://zurpg.sephiroth.ws/thread-292.html
  518. * Elizabeth_Bartly attempts to bite Gurloz
  519. <Elizabeth_Bartly> roll courage
  520. <Gurloz> $32d10
  521. <Navi> Gurloz: You rolled 32 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 4, 2, 2, 3, 6, 9, 8, 8, 8, 5, 6, 9, 9, 5, 2, 9, 1, 1, 3, 2, 6, 5, 9, 1, 6, 1, 9, 6, 10, 10 and 9. Total: 184. Successes: 24.
  522. <Elizabeth_Bartly> $20d10
  523. <Navi> Elizabeth_Bartly: You rolled 20 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 7, 8, 8, 4, 7, 10, 9, 1, 3, 9, 10, 5, 2, 7, 7, 7, 6, 8 and 6. Total: 128. Successes: 17.
  524. <Darte> (O.O)
  525. <Darte> (Those affinity levels)
  526. * Gurloz successfully evades some very sharp fangs. O_O
  527. <Elizabeth_Bartly> It would seem that you have dodged my fangs. No matter, you will all be dead soon enough. then I feast on your blood!
  528. <Elizabeth_Bartly> *then I can
  529. <Baegba> (sheesh, she's more confident than Morock from Wednesday night)
  530. <DM> (Shes a Castlevania Villan, what do you expect?)
  531. <Elizabeth_Bartly> $endturn\
  532. <Elizabeth_Bartly> $endturn
  533. <Navi> Elizabeth_Bartly has ended their turn. Baegba: It is your turn now.
  534. <Navi> Turn Order: Elizabeth_Bartly (6), Baegba (6), Gurloz (3) and Darte (3).
  535. * Baegba casts CHARGE!! Level 2 on himself as an extra support spel..
  536. <Bacon> (Elizabeth...Barkly? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=exiq0ccX3vM )
  537. <Bacon> (*runs*)
  538. <Baegba> (YES)
  539. <Baegba> (Oh, THAT'S why I had -3 stat points...... *fixes*)
  540. <Baegba> 17h, 10m
  541. * Baegba grabs his hammer and swings at Elizabeth_Bartly! (Roll Power!)
  542. <Baegba> $36d10
  543. <Navi> Baegba: You rolled 36 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 7, 6, 10, 8, 2, 1, 10, 2, 8, 2, 9, 6, 9, 4, 5, 2, 10, 4, 9, 2, 5, 1, 2, 10, 6, 7, 7, 6, 5, 3, 8, 5, 2, 6 and 10. Total: 202. Successes: 28.
  544. <Elizabeth_Bartly> $20d10
  545. <Navi> Elizabeth_Bartly: You rolled 20 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 9, 8, 5, 1, 2, 5, 10, 10, 8, 10, 9, 3, 10, 5, 7, 8, 10, 3 and 10. Total: 141. Successes: 22.
  546. * Darte begins playing a lay on the Surf Harp in order to buff his allies. ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0AZ5XZHIDh0 )
  547. <Baegba> 28 - 22 = 6 + 3 = 9 damage
  548. * Baegba slams Elizabeth_Bartly with his hammer!
  549. <Darte> (wow, that's one of the worst slamjams I've ever heard)
  550. <Baegba> oh, with charge so
  551. <Baegba> 11 damage
  552. <Bacon> ( Boss theme. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skQL7ouqR7M )
  553. <Bacon> (*runs*)
  554. <Baegba> 17h, 9m | +2 damage on all attacks
  555. <Baegba> $endturn
  556. <Navi> Baegba has ended their turn. Gurloz: It is your turn now.
  557. <Navi> Turn Order: Elizabeth_Bartly (6), Baegba (6), Gurloz (3) and Darte (3).
  558. <Darte> (oh yeah, that's much better)
  559. <Elizabeth_Bartly> 15h
  560. <Darte> (that's... fantastic)
  561. <Elizabeth_Bartly> You call that an attack.. Ha, that was barely even a flesh wound!
  562. * Gurloz casts Boost! (+3 Wisdom) on himself as an extra support spell.
  563. <Baegba> Wot are you, a black knoight?
  564. * Gurloz fires an inaccurate, but focused beam of light at Elizabeth_Bartly. (Roll Wisdom!)
  565. <Gurloz> $31d10
  566. <Navi> Gurloz: You rolled 31 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 10, 8, 3, 5, 3, 10, 6, 8, 5, 6, 2, 10, 10, 1, 7, 3, 9, 6, 7, 6, 1, 1, 9, 8, 7, 10, 9, 8, 7 and 7. Total: 193. Successes: 28.
  567. <Baegba> +4 successes
  568. <Elizabeth_Bartly> $26d10
  569. <Navi> Elizabeth_Bartly: You rolled 26 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 4, 7, 5, 2, 4, 10, 2, 1, 6, 1, 5, 1, 10, 8, 3, 7, 9, 2, 9, 8, 9, 6, 2, 5 and 10. Total: 143. Successes: 19.
  570. <Baegba> 32 - 19 = 13 + 3 = 16 damage
  571. <Gurloz> 23h, 16m | Boost (+3 Wisdom)
  572. <Gurloz> $endturn
  573. <Navi> Gurloz has ended their turn. Darte: It is your turn now.
  574. <Navi> Turn Order: Elizabeth_Bartly (6), Baegba (6), Gurloz (3) and Darte (3).
  575. * Darte flails inexpertly
  576. <Elizabeth_Bartly> oof! curses!
  577. <Elizabeth_Bartly> You will all pay dearly for this.
  578. <Baegba> Oit's not a curse, et be err oi pain!
  579. * Darte draws his Bloody Edge. "Let's see how you like having your own blood spilt, you fiend!"
  580. <Darte> (Roll Courage)
  581. <Darte> $42d10
  582. <Navi> Darte: You rolled 42 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 4, 10, 4, 7, 10, 10, 5, 7, 10, 1, 2, 1, 6, 2, 1, 1, 9, 5, 2, 9, 9, 1, 7, 3, 10, 9, 7, 3, 8, 3, 8, 2, 2, 8, 7, 9, 9, 3, 5, 4 and 5. Total: 236. Successes: 30.
  583. <DM> "you attack has left elizabeth clutching for dear life"
  584. * Elizabeth_Bartly turns into a bat
  585. <Elizabeth_Bartly> I will have my revenge....
  586. * Elizabeth_Bartly flies off and the castle begins to crumble
  587. <Baegba> Hah! You's runs back to your Lord Soupula and tells 'im we's be woitin' for our soup to 'eat up!
  588. * Elizabeth_Bartly is now known as X_X
  589. * Darte sheds a tear as his blade remains entirely unbloody.
  590. <Baegba> ..... oops, oi said I was goina wreck it.... did oi wreck the coistle too soon?
  591. * Darte turns in frustration. "Well, either of you too willin' to feed it? It's gettin' hungry again.
  592. * Gurloz dartes for the stairwell.
  593. * Baegba rides Darte down the stairwell. This is how I Darte.
  594. <DM> You notice a side set of stairs you haven't seen before
  595. * Baegba pulls a 90 degree turn and darte-surfs to the side set.
  596. <DM> A boulder is falling in your direction Gurloz, roll courage!
  597. <Baegba> (remember Gurloz, SWATTIN' BOULDERS!)
  598. <Gurloz> $30d10
  599. <Navi> Gurloz: You rolled 30 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 1, 8, 9, 8, 8, 8, 7, 3, 6, 4, 4, 1, 2, 9, 1, 9, 10, 4, 8, 9, 5, 2, 5, 7, 5, 10, 3, 2 and 7. Total: 166. Successes: 20.
  600. <DM> $30d10
  601. <Navi> DM: You rolled 30 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 10, 4, 3, 8, 8, 9, 1, 6, 7, 10, 5, 7, 4, 3, 1, 1, 9, 6, 7, 7, 6, 7, 9, 4, 8, 4, 3, 3 and 6. Total: 173. Successes: 21.
  602. <Darte> ;___;,,,,,,,,,,,,
  603. <Baegba> lulz
  604. * Gurloz trips over an inconvenient Geodude and takes a BOULDER TO THE FACE.
  605. <Gurloz> Ow.
  606. <DM> the boulder lands on Gurloz's head, doing 14 damage
  607. <Baegba> Oif it was et err moi, oi would've swatted et err boulder.
  608. <Gurloz> 9h, 16m.
  609. * Baegba jumps off the darteboard surfboard and goes to assist Gurloz.
  610. <DM> "you continue down the side set of stairs as the castle continues to collapse, you notice a boat with oars"
  611. <Darte> ;______________;,,,,
  612. <DM> "the boat cab only seat five people"
  613. * Baegba hurls Gurloz's half-dead body down the side set as he continues to ride the darteboard.
  614. * Baegba notices how large he is in comparison to the skinny Zora-board and the bloodied Hylian.
  615. <DM> "everyone, roll courage to see if you escape from the castle in time"
  616. <Gurloz> $30d10
  617. <Navi> Gurloz: You rolled 30 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 5, 1, 7, 10, 5, 4, 3, 8, 4, 9, 9, 9, 10, 10, 9, 5, 6, 8, 5, 1, 7, 2, 1, 6, 5, 8, 8, 2 and 6. Total: 182. Successes: 25.
  618. <Darte> $42d10
  619. <Baegba> $11d10
  620. <Navi> Darte: You rolled 42 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 2, 1, 5, 3, 9, 8, 4, 5, 6, 5, 10, 10, 7, 7, 10, 3, 2, 6, 5, 2, 7, 5, 7, 6, 3, 10, 8, 2, 9, 9, 3, 2, 2, 6, 8, 10, 10, 2, 7, 7 and 1. Total: 240. Successes: 34.
  621. <Navi> Baegba: You rolled 11 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 7, 5, 3, 6, 8, 4, 5, 5, 8 and 6. Total: 63. Successes: 9.
  622. <DM> $56d10
  623. <Navi> DM: You rolled 56 Dice with 10 Sides. Total: 337. Successes: 46.
  624. <DM> 182+240+63 versus 337
  625. <Baegba> Oi thinks we be et err soife!
  626. <Darte> $calc 182+240+63-337
  627. <Kefka> 182+240+63-337 = 148
  628. <DM> "You successfully row away from the castle and are now heading towards the nearby shore of Parapa Beach, watching as the castle crumbles into the sea, the mist dissapates entirely"
  629. <Baegba> WRECKIN' CASTLES!
  630. <DM> "You head back to Rauru Town, and you notice Princess Zelda is there"
  631. <Baegba> (question, how much EXP did we get?)
  632. <Baegba> (EXP/Rupees)
  633. <DM> +45 exp
  634. <DM> 1000 rupees
  635. <Darte> ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQO2nbD56hc )
  636. <DM> and a magic shield
  637. <Gurloz> $calc 60+45
  638. <Kefka> 60+45 = 105
  639. * WindStrike (WindStrike@24.246.163.12) has joined #zurpg
  640. <Gurloz> $calc 105-95
  641. <Kefka> 105-95 = 10
  642. * WindStrike is now known as Zelda
  643. <Gurloz> (Each person gets 1k rupees?)
  644. <Gurloz> (and the magic shield?)
  645. * Gurloz LEVEL UP.
  646. <DM> That's what in the quest reward
  647. <Baegba> (hang on, discussing potential plothole)
  648. <Zelda> I thank you all for going to the castle in the stead of my knights. May I ask what happened?
  649. <Gurloz> "The place has been purified, Princess."
  650. <Baegba> Castle blown up = purify, GOT IT
  651. * Darte "... with my tears."
  652. * Darte glares at Baegba.
  653. * Gurloz kicks Baegba out the window.
  654. * You have been kicked from #zurpg by Gurloz (You have been kicked out the window and you landed on Mario! «14,945»)
  655. <Baegba> Oi, we's be et err oit your soivice, Princess........ Peach? The heck am I doing on Mario?
  656. * BlueShell is now known as Mario
  657. * Mario exits a nearby house, when a pipe appears out of nowhere.
  658. * Mario hops into the pipe.
  659. * Mario is now known as BlueShell
  660. * Zelda completely ignores the events that just transpired across the fourth wall.
  661. <Zelda> So, all is well then?
  662. <Gurloz> "Very well."
  663. <Zelda> Good. I hope that, with the castle purified (*cough destroyed*), my dreams will not come to fruition.
  664. <Darte> "You hope that... your dreams WON'T come true?"
  665. <Darte> "You must be a sorrowful woman indeed."
  666. * Gurloz kicks Zelda out the window.
  667. * Gurloz has kicked Zelda from #zurpg (You have been kicked out the window and you landed on Falco. Hey Einstein, I'm on your side! «14,946»)
  668. * Zelda (WindStrike@24.246.163.12) has joined #zurpg
  669. * Darte removes his glasses and daubs at his eyes with one arm.
  670. <Zelda> Yes... some time ago, I started having dreams. Terrible dreams.
  671. <Zelda> Dreams that foretold of a great evil coming to this land...
  672. <Darte> "That can't be. A princess ought to dream of noble princes and/or plumbers."
  673. * Baegba has kicked Darte from #zurpg (Noble toilet, at your service, sir.)
  674. * Darte (~KenoguLab@c-76-28-207-252.hsd1.wa.comcast.net) has joined #zurpg
  675. <Baegba> Well, there be et err WAS err pretty lady with the sharpy teeth that was loighin' bout 'er master...
  676. <Baegba> Err, was it soup or 'er master?
  677. <Baegba> Oi can't remember....
  678. <Gurloz> "My question sailed right over her head..."
  679. <Zelda> Who was this master?
  680. <Baegba> Hmm, oi can't be et err oimem'er....
  681. <Darte> "I thought it was a relative. Great-grandfather, perhaps?"
  682. <Gurloz> "Something about this .. Lord Somethingula or whatever the hell it is."
  683. <Zelda> Whatever it is, let us pray it does not come true.
  684. <Zelda> Once again, I thank you for your great deeds. May you continue to cleanse the land of evil...
  685. * Christopher_Belmont walks in on this conversation
  686. <Christopher_Belmont> I know that name... It is Dracula.
  687. * Bacon is now known as Spectating
  688. * Darte turns to the newcomer, and his jaw drops.
  689. <Darte> "THE Chris Belmont? Aw man..."
  690. <Christopher_Belmont> My Clan has fought him for many generations, each time he rises again we put him back down
  691. <Zelda> That... sounds strikingly similar to the evil we call Ganon.
  692. * Darte fumbles for his boomerang. "Oh, could you sign this please, pretty please?"
  693. <Christopher_Belmont> I been feeling his evil presence for the last few weeks I have been in Hyrule
  694. <Christopher_Belmont> and it seems that my worse fears have been realized
  695. <Zelda> Perhaps, there is a way to seal him to prevent him from rising again, as we did to Ganondorf.
  696. <Christopher_Belmont> We have not yet found a way to permanately seal him.
  697. <Christopher_Belmont> all we can do is to slay him and thus sending him into another 100 years of sleep
  698. * Gurloz suddenly hears http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ih20Tx-fNJs as Christopher_Belmont explains the situation. <(O_O)>
  699. <Christopher_Belmont> I do not want to imagine what would happen if he gained his hands on what you people call the "triforce". I have heard about it's ability to grant wishes
  700. * Gurloz wonders if Christopher_Belmont has a band following him around. o_O
  701. <Zelda> Well, I shall return now to Hyrule Castle in an attempt to prepare for the worst. Be careful, young heroes. I may call for your help once again.
  702. <Christopher_Belmont> This is not the time for celebrating, we must ready ourselves for dracula's next move
  703. * Zelda gracefully walks off.
  704. <Christopher_Belmont> he may try to attack one of the towns.
  705. * Christopher_Belmont leaves town
  706. <Baegba> (nice plot device entry w/ Christopher Belmont)
  707. <FireSeraphim> (thank you Baegba)
  708. * Darte shrugs. "I'm still trying to figure out how a bat could look so beautiful..."
  709. <Baegba> (it's really a Batarang)
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