An Ominous Mist over Parapa Bay

<DM>	"Your Party has arrived at Rauru Town, The Elder of the town wishes to speak with all of you"
<Baegba>	Oi be et err aller mornin' so oi be ah goider!
<Baegba>	... wut did oi just say?
<Elder>	As you may have heard from the princess, some of our townfolk have been attacked by strange monsters coming from the midst.
<Baegba>	Mist? Oi, me's not heard of yon oi mist...
<Baegba>	!!!
<Baegba>	OH that mist, oi've 'eard of it, wot be o'er there?
<Gurloz>	"I am intrigued by this development. What do these abominations look like?"
<Elder>	And she has sent some of her bravest knights to investigate the mist covering Parapa Bay and the road to the bay, I fear that there may be something terrible in there
<Elder>	some of the creatures look like rotting corpses covered in a bloody shroud
<Elder>	at least, that what one of the townfolks says.
<Baegba>	R-r-rotting? Oi don't 'e loikin' da sound o' that.
<Elder>	Please Heroes, you must go forth into the source of the mist and investigate it.
<Elder>	I fear that if something isn't done, the situation will get worse
<Gurloz>	Of course we'll go, sir.
<Baegba>	Hero? Oi, surely ye jest, oi'm just a-
*	Baegba nods to Gurloz.
<Elder>	Thank you, you do not realize how grateful we all are.
<Baegba>	OI'LL FOILLOW YOU TO THE END OI'VE DA EARTH!
<Elder>	Night is falling soon, and if you want to have any chance of surviving the mist then I suggest you get moving...
<Elder>	You are all dismissed.
*	Elder heads back to his house
<Baegba>	Dismoissed? Does thoit mean-
<Baegba>	... IT'S 'AMMER TOIM!
<Gurloz>	"Very well, we shall travel the night. Onwards we go!"
*	Baegba grabs his trusty hammer and shield and goes into auto-follow for a few minutes (just gettin' some bread and a drink).
<DM>	"Your Party travels several miles and eventually reach the Parapa Desert as the sun begins to set, you notice that the entire desert is thickly covered in this mist"
<DM>	"thus making navigating it more difficult then it needs to be"
<DM>	"Basicly your party is currently lost in the mist"
<Gurloz>	"That's definitely a way to start a quest. Lost in both a desert AND mist.
<Gurloz>	"Now where did I put that shimmering oasis.."
<DM>	"and it's almost sunset on top of that"
<Gurloz>	"Whelp, at least it won't be as hot as it'd be during the day..."
<DM>	"as you wander the desert, you're attacked by two zombies"
<Baegba>	(back..... just in time too)
*	Baegba wakes up.
<Baegba>	OI THAR BE ZOIMBIES!
*	Zombie1 groans
<Baegba>	WHERE ARE WE?
*	Zombie2 moans
<Baegba>	WHOI AM I LOST?
<Baegba>	(wooooaaah moaning zombies..... tmi)
<Zombie2>	braaiins
<Zombie1>	moooree bwaaaiiinns
<Gurloz>	O_O
<Gurloz>	"WATCH OUT!"
<Baegba>	Um, Goiloz, we's kin take 'em, roight?
<Baegba>	(IT'S A TRAP!)
<Baegba>	(roll initiatives?)
<DM>	"it appears that the living dead want your brains, also windstrike is fetching the init commands"
<Gurloz>	$init 1d13
<Navi>	Gurloz: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 10.
<Gurloz>	HOLY CRAP BATMAN.
<Baegba>	WHOO
<Baegba>	$init 1d10
<Navi>	Baegba: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 8.
<Zombie1>	$init 1d10
<Navi>	Zombie1: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 3.
<Zombie2>	$init 1d10
<Navi>	Zombie2: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 7.
<Baegba>	$init s
<Navi>	The Battle has started! Turn Order: Gurloz (10), Baegba (8), Zombie2 (7) and Zombie1 (3).
<Baegba>	Bonus Turns: Gurloz
<Baegba>	Weird, et err be a feelin' loik oi'm randomly bein' a err poissessed and speakin' in roindom phrases oi don't be a normoilly speakin'.
<DM>	"Gurloz, aren't you going to make a move?"
<Gurloz>	(Excuse me, I need to plan out my move(s).
<Baegba>	(refresh page, enemy stats - http://zurpg.sephiroth.ws/thread-292.html
*	Gurloz casts Boost! on himself as an extra support spell.
<Gurloz>	23h, 24m | Boost (+3 Wisdom)
<DM>	"are you going to use your extra turn or end it soon?"
<Baegba>	(patience my DM-in' friend, patience)
*	Gurloz casts Psi Flash on Zombie1! (Roll Wisdom!)
<DM>	$2d10
<Navi>	DM: You rolled 2 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10 and 6. Total: 16. Successes: 3.
<Gurloz>	$34d10
<Navi>	Gurloz: You rolled 34 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 8, 7, 10, 6, 7, 4, 6, 10, 4, 6, 2, 1, 6, 6, 1, 7, 6, 1, 8, 3, 6, 10, 6, 7, 5, 6, 1, 2, 1, 4, 1, 8 and 1. Total: 173. Successes: 24.
<Baegba>	+4 successes
<Baegba>	28 - 3 = 25 damage
*	Gurloz ends his bonus turn.
<Zombie1>	2h 0m (I meant to type this here)
<Gurloz>	23h, 23m | Boost (+3 Wisdom)
<Zombie1>	"endturn?"
*	Gurloz casts Boost! (+3 Wisdom) as an extra support spell on Baegba.
<Baegba>	Whoo!
<Baegba>	Oi be et err a boostin' mah 'ammer toime!
<Baegba>	17h, 15m | +3 Power
<DM>	(Sorry about that, I can seem to keep it in the right tab)
*	Gurloz holds his turn.
<Gurloz>	$endturn
<Navi>	Gurloz has ended their turn. Baegba: It is your turn now.
<Navi>	Turn Order: Gurloz (10), Baegba (8), Zombie2 (7) and Zombie1 (3).
<Baegba>	(ooooooh yeah)
<Gurloz>	(Combo attack time.)
<Baegba>	So, woit be you'z got in moind?
<Zombie1>	bwaaiins...
*	Gurloz charges up a Psi Flash.
<Zombie2>	More bwwwaaiiins....
<Gurloz>	23h, 20m | Boost (+3 Wisdom)
*	Zombie1 moans
*	Zombie2 groans
<Bacon>	(The zombie's should have been named Mona and Grona
*	Bacon runs
*	Baegba grabs 'is axe.
*	Baegba high-fives some bacon across the fourth wall........ wut.
*	Bacon eats himself out of the universe
<Baegba>	17h, 15m | +3 Wisdom
<Baegba>	(so run PSI Flash against a target first)
*	Gurloz fires a PSI Flash at Zombie2 (Roll Wisdom!)
<Baegba>	(this isn't actually an attack, this is the empowerment stage)
<Zombie2>	$init 1d10
<Navi>	Zombie2: You may join this battle with $init join.
<Gurloz>	$34d10
<Navi>	Gurloz: You rolled 34 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 1, 7, 9, 6, 9, 10, 1, 2, 7, 2, 5, 6, 8, 10, 3, 10, 6, 7, 10, 4, 1, 2, 4, 7, 1, 9, 2, 1, 6, 4, 9, 1 and 5. Total: 178. Successes: 23.
<Baegba>	+4 successes
<Baegba>	(Zombie2, roll Wisdom)
<Gurloz>	23h, 19m | Boost (+3 Wisdom)
<Zombie2>	$2d10
<Navi>	Zombie2: You rolled 2 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4 and 1. Total: 5. Successes: 0.
<Baegba>	+27 dice oidded to me! ..... that ain't right
<Gurloz>	(I just derped)
<Baegba>	(eh)
<DM>	(27 damage, well mister you either oneshot a zombie or yourself)
<DM>	(*oneshotted)
<Gurloz>	(I've forgotten the magic cost reduction of Sunray Orb, plus the Success increase by one.
<Baegba>	(combo attack, it's empowerment, the actual attack is about to happen)
<Baegba>	(so... add a success to that?
<Gurloz>	(Yes)
<DM>	(Then I was too hasty)
*	Baegba gets +28 dice....... good god.
*	Gurloz randomly gets ... 2 magic back from the fourth wall. (O_o)
<Gurloz>	23h, 21m | Boost (+3 Wisdom)
*	Baegba grabs his axe and charges at Zombie2! (Roll Power)
<DM>	(good grief man)
<Baegba>	$63d10
<Navi>	Baegba: You rolled 63 Dice with 10 Sides. Total: 384. Successes: 54.
<Zombie2>	$30d10
<Navi>	Zombie2: You rolled 30 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 3, 9, 6, 8, 2, 6, 10, 2, 7, 10, 3, 2, 1, 6, 6, 8, 5, 10, 4, 1, 10, 2, 9, 4, 10, 4, 7, 4 and 10. Total: 174. Successes: 24.
<Gurloz>	"KERSPLAT!"
*	Baegba severs Zombie2 in half and proceeds to cut Zombie1 down at the same success rate -3! (Roll Power)
<Zombie1>	$30d10
<Navi>	Zombie1: You rolled 30 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 5, 3, 8, 5, 2, 6, 8, 2, 7, 4, 2, 4, 5, 3, 4, 6, 9, 10, 10, 1, 5, 7, 3, 3, 9, 8, 7, 6 and 9. Total: 162. Successes: 20.
<Baegba>	51 - 20 = 31 damage
<DM>	(Holy Shit, I thought two zombies would be a adequate challenge, I seriously underestimated you guys 0_o)
*	Gurloz watches as the Zombies reanimate as skeletons!
<Baegba>	(hahahahahah.... I wasn't expecting Axe empowerment, lulz)
*	Gurloz watches as BlueShell instead flies through and devours the rotting corpses.
<DM>	"the skeletons collapses from the huge cuts you laid into them"
<BlueShell>	OM NOM NOM.
<Baegba>	$init r
<Navi>	Baegba: The bot has been reset.
<Baegba>	+40 EXP
<Baegba>	+$40d8 Rupees
<Baegba>	$2d6
<Navi>	Baegba: You rolled 2 Dice with 6 Sides. Result: 4 and 3. Total: 7.
<Baegba>	*A Magic Container drops!*
<Baegba>	(that's how ya do end of battle rolls)
<Gurloz>	$40d8
<Navi>	Gurloz: You rolled 40 Dice with 8 Sides. Result: 1, 3, 8, 7, 8, 5, 4, 2, 7, 7, 2, 1, 8, 4, 5, 7, 1, 7, 5, 6, 1, 4, 6, 1, 7, 8, 5, 4, 2, 3, 6, 4, 4, 8, 7, 5, 3, 2, 4 and 3. Total: 185.
<Baegba>	$40d8
<Navi>	Baegba: You rolled 40 Dice with 8 Sides. Result: 6, 4, 7, 1, 4, 4, 2, 7, 7, 1, 3, 4, 8, 4, 2, 6, 7, 7, 8, 1, 7, 1, 1, 7, 7, 6, 8, 6, 8, 4, 3, 3, 5, 1, 1, 3, 8, 1, 7 and 8. Total: 188.
<Gurloz>	@calc 145+185
<Kefka>	145+185 = 330
<Baegba>	Oi, can oi have et err Moigic Container?
<DM>	"The fog clears ups slightly revealing a castle in Parapa Bay that certainly wasn't there before"
<Gurloz>	"Help yourself."
<DM>	(sure thing)
<Baegba>	Thankee kind sir!
*	Baegba yoinks it.
<DM>	"The fog clears ups slightly revealing a castle in Parapa Bay that certainly wasn't there before, leading to the castle in the midst of the bay is a bridge, although the bridge itself doesn't look too stable for a old stone bridge"
*	BlueShell grabs shotgun.
*	BlueShell shoots run-on sentence.
<DM>	(I was under the impression that I wrote that sentence right)
<Gurloz>	(The comma after before, and before leading, ... should be a period, as that is an independant clause.)
<Gurloz>	(</grammar nazi>)
<Baegba>	(oh it's not too bad. Besides, run-on sentences don't actually exist in all versions of English. Over in Britain, they don't exist. This is a sentence, this sentence is a sentence according to Britain.)
<DM>	(Lemme try that again) "The fog clears ups slightly revealing a castle in Parapa Bay that certainly wasn't there before. leading to the castle in the midst of the bay is a bridge, Although the bridge itself doesn't look too stable for a old stone bridge"
<Baegba>	(don't mind the grammar nazi too much, so long as it's understandable and not missing words... *cough me*)
<Gurloz>	"Hey Baegba, ... do you see what I see?"
<Baegba>	Oi'm hallucinatin', roight?
*	Gurloz looks off into the distance towards the castle.
<DM>	"Do you wish to head towards the castle?"
*	BlueShell flies into the Fourth Wall.
<DM>	(I don't want to seem like I'm railroading or rushing the quest.)
<Baegba>	Noit really... but oi go where's moi friend Goiloz goes!
*	Gurloz chooses option A.
*	Gurloz heads off towards the castle.
*	Baegba barrel rolls towards the castle with Gurloz.
<DM>	"And so both of you head towards the castle, as you cross the bridge it begins to collapse behind you. Both Party members roll courage to see if you escape it or not (I will roll against the parties results to determind success)"
<Baegba>	CRAP!
<Baegba>	$11d10
<Navi>	Baegba: You rolled 11 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 9, 8, 9, 1, 7, 7, 10, 1, 1 and 5. Total: 68. Successes: 10.
<Gurloz>	$30d10
<Navi>	Gurloz: You rolled 30 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 9, 5, 1, 1, 8, 9, 2, 4, 6, 5, 7, 10, 1, 10, 6, 9, 1, 7, 4, 10, 1, 7, 1, 9, 7, 3, 6, 7 and 5. Total: 163. Successes: 22.
<DM>	$30d10
<Navi>	DM: You rolled 30 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 2, 9, 2, 5, 1, 9, 6, 10, 9, 3, 3, 9, 4, 2, 10, 1, 8, 4, 1, 9, 3, 8, 9, 5, 5, 6, 10, 5 and 7. Total: 172. Successes: 22.
*	Gurloz rolloffs against a bridge. o_O'
<DM>	68+63
<DM>	versus 172
<Baegba>	(huh?
<Baegba>	(if you're looking at the Total, Gurloz got 163, not 63)
<DM>	(your combined results are a success)
<DM>	"you managed to enter the castle just as the last part of the bridge collapses behind you"
<Baegba>	Whew! Thoit be et err cloise!
<DM>	(231 is a higher number from both of you than the bridges own 172)
<Gurloz>	@calc 1+1
<Kefka>	1+1 = 2
*	Gurloz runs.
<DM>	(I based the bridges roll on the roll of the party member with the highest courage stat)
<Baegba>	(hahahahahah)
*	Gurloz is now known as Sephiroth
<Sephiroth>	@prefix $
*	Sephiroth is now known as Gurloz
<Kefka>	Public Service Announcement: The new command prefix for Kefka is now $. ~Sephiroth
<Baegba>	So... oi hopin' we's gots a woi back...
<Gurloz>	"Well, ... I guess we could always hop out the front doors and swim when we're done.."
*	Baegba shivers.
<Baegba>	Oi don't be a loikin' swimming.
<DM>	"You are now inside the castle and the first thing you notice is that the place is rather dark inside, with only sunlight from the setting sun and a few floating candles illumating the place"
<Baegba>	*[WindStrike]: Dear Baegba. YOU HAVE WATER AFFINITY! You goronic contradtiction...*
*	Gurloz looks around and spots a floating candle. ... "O_o' ... is that candle really floating?"
<Baegba>	Burr, oi don't be a loikin' this.
<DM>	"the second thing you notice is the prominance of statues depicting a lady wearing tears of blood, literal blood."
<Baegba>	o_O
<DM>	(sorry, I meant weeping
<Baegba>	Can we've be a goittin' out of 'ere? Oi don't be et err loikin' this place...
<DM>	(not wearing)
<Baegba>	(Wearing tears of blood. Is that what you wear when you go to bed at night, sir?)
<DM>	(I meant weeping)
<DM>	"as you are all admiring the scenery, a fleaman hops on your head"
*	X_X is now known as Fleaman
<Gurloz>	"We're here to see what's attacking the town, ... and judging by those rotting corpses we annihilated, ... I don't like the looks of things."
<Baegba>	%_%
<Gurloz>	"... WHAT?!?!"
*	Gurloz gets knocked to the floor.
<Fleaman>	(roll initiatives)
*	Baegba turns around to see Gurloz fall to the floor.
<Baegba>	!!!
<Fleaman>	$init 1d10
<Navi>	Fleaman: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 8.
<Baegba>	$init 1d10
<Navi>	Baegba: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 3.
<Baegba>	x_x
<Gurloz>	$init 1d13
<Navi>	Gurloz: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 1.
<Gurloz>	x_x
<Baegba>	(WHELP, there goes out luck)
<Baegba>	*our
<DM>	(it's fight time mister guy)
<Gurloz>	$init s
<Navi>	The Battle has started! Turn Order: Fleaman (8), Baegba (3) and Gurloz (1).
<Gurloz>	"What the hell did I just say?!?!"
<Baegba>	SCIOIENCE!
<Baegba>	... wut did OI just say?
*	Fleaman does a flying spin kick at gurloz
<Fleaman>	roll courage
<Baegba>	(TRY A SOMERSAULT)
<Gurloz>	$32d10
<Navi>	Gurloz: You rolled 32 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 7, 9, 4, 6, 10, 10, 3, 1, 8, 1, 6, 10, 6, 10, 10, 3, 4, 2, 5, 1, 8, 8, 3, 2, 9, 2, 3, 6, 9, 3 and 10. Total: 180. Successes: 24.
<Fleaman>	$34d10
<Navi>	Fleaman: You rolled 34 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 1, 4, 5, 5, 2, 7, 3, 1, 1, 4, 10, 7, 5, 6, 8, 6, 6, 3, 6, 3, 10, 1, 2, 9, 9, 7, 7, 4, 1, 10, 9, 3 and 2. Total: 170. Successes: 21.
*	Gurloz , despite being knocked to the floor by the Fleaman, manages to BARREL ROLL his way to victory.
*	Fleaman is caught off guard by gurloz and misses
*	Fleaman chuckles like a maniac
<Fleaman>	$endturn
<Baegba>	o_O
<Navi>	Fleaman has ended their turn. Baegba: It is your turn now.
<Navi>	Turn Order: Fleaman (8), Baegba (3) and Gurloz (1).
*	Baegba switches to his hammerhead and shield and brings his might hammer down on fleaman! (Roll Power!0
<Fleaman>	(well what do you expect, these guys are like minature little hunchbacked psychopaths)
<Baegba>	$36d10
<Navi>	Baegba: You rolled 36 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 3, 4, 1, 7, 5, 3, 3, 3, 8, 2, 10, 1, 2, 4, 6, 4, 7, 10, 4, 1, 6, 4, 2, 10, 5, 1, 4, 3, 9, 6, 6, 7, 1, 9 and 6. Total: 173. Successes: 20.
<Baegba>	derp
<Fleaman>	$22d10
<Navi>	Fleaman: You rolled 22 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 10, 4, 8, 5, 9, 9, 6, 9, 1, 8, 7, 7, 6, 1, 8, 5, 9, 5, 2, 10 and 3. Total: 134. Successes: 18.
<Gurloz>	(You forgot Irratic Jumping)
<Gurloz>	Irratic Jumping (Passive)
<Gurloz>	    Fleaman jumps around a lot, though in an irratic way.
<Gurloz>	        When defending, first roll $1d5.
<Gurloz>	        Add the result of that to your defending roll.
<Fleaman>	let's try that again
<Fleaman>	$1d5
<Navi>	Fleaman: You rolled 1 Die with 5 Sides. Result: 2. Total: 2.
<Baegba>	just add $2d10 to the roll
<Fleaman>	(far enough)
<Fleaman>	(this is a mess
<Fleaman>	$2d10
<Navi>	Fleaman: You rolled 2 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2 and 7. Total: 9. Successes: 1.
<Gurloz>	(No its not, you're doing fine.)
*	Baegba swings and barely hits the Fleaman.
<Baegba>	20 - 19 = 1 + 3 = 4 damage
<Baegba>	Hah! Take THOIT!
<Baegba>	17h, 16m
<Baegba>	$endturn
<Navi>	Baegba has ended their turn. Gurloz: It is your turn now.
<Navi>	Turn Order: Fleaman (8), Baegba (3) and Gurloz (1).
<Fleaman>	18h 0m
*	Gurloz casts a Spiral Light spell at the Fleaman. (Roll Wisdom!)
<Gurloz>	$32d10
<Navi>	Gurloz: You rolled 32 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 7, 9, 7, 10, 7, 2, 1, 8, 8, 10, 1, 5, 10, 4, 8, 1, 7, 9, 3, 5, 1, 8, 5, 6, 7, 3, 6, 10, 2, 8 and 1. Total: 180. Successes: 25.
<DM>	$22d10
<Navi>	DM: You rolled 22 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 10, 1, 4, 7, 7, 4, 7, 2, 8, 1, 2, 7, 3, 3, 3, 2, 5, 2, 8, 1 and 1. Total: 91. Successes: 9.
<DM>	oops
<Fleaman>	$22d10
<Navi>	Fleaman: You rolled 22 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 1, 2, 5, 10, 5, 4, 9, 3, 9, 7, 6, 1, 10, 1, 6, 6, 3, 6, 9, 3 and 6. Total: 120. Successes: 16.
<Gurloz>	23h, 19m
<Fleaman>	(that previous roll before the fleaman roll doesn't count)
<Baegba>	(you forgot irratic jumping again fyi)
<Baegba>	+4 successes
<Fleaman>	why do I keep forgetting
<Gurloz>	Spiral Light
<Gurloz>	Requires Light (Level: 1)
<Gurloz>	Costs 3 Magic
<Gurloz>	Three beams of Light energy surround and strike a target.
<Gurloz>	Roll your Wisdom dice +1 vs. targets' Wisdom dice / Damage decreased by 3
<Gurloz>	If the attack is successful, multiply the damage (after damage reduction) by 3.
<Fleaman>	$2d10
<Navi>	Fleaman: You rolled 2 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5 and 9. Total: 14. Successes: 2.
<Baegba>	29 - 18 = 11 - 3 = 8 * 3 = 24 damage
<Fleaman>	(120 + 14)
<Fleaman>	"the fleaman burns up into a cinder of flames"
<Baegba>	O_o
<DM>	(well done, you killed it)
<DM>	(the fleaman only had 18 h left when gurloz attacked)
*	Fleaman is now known as X_X
<Gurloz>	$init r
<Navi>	Gurloz: The bot has been reset.
<X_X>	+20 exp?
<Baegba>	(sounds right)
<Baegba>	$20d8
<Navi>	Baegba: You rolled 20 Dice with 8 Sides. Result: 2, 2, 5, 5, 6, 7, 3, 5, 6, 6, 7, 6, 3, 5, 6, 5, 2, 1, 1 and 3. Total: 86.
<Gurloz>	$20d8
<Navi>	Gurloz: You rolled 20 Dice with 8 Sides. Result: 5, 1, 8, 8, 1, 6, 4, 3, 7, 4, 4, 6, 7, 5, 1, 3, 5, 1, 4 and 3. Total: 86.
<Baegba>	wut
<DM>	20d8?
<Baegba>	did we just get the same roll
*	Gurloz high-fives Baegba.
*	Baegba high-fives himself and Gurloz back.
<Gurloz>	$calc 330+86
<Kefka>	330+86 = 416
<Baegba>	(annnd there's one more roll, ya remember it?
<DM>	(not quite)
<Baegba>	Random Item Drop...
<Baegba>	$1d6
<Navi>	Baegba: You rolled 1 Die with 6 Sides. Result: 6. Total: 6.
<Baegba>	ooh, ring drop
<Baegba>	$1d50
<Navi>	Baegba: You rolled 1 Die with 50 Sides. Result: 9. Total: 9.
<Baegba>	*A Rare Ring drops!*
<DM>	(so who's gonna claim it?)
*	Gurloz YOINK!
<DM>	"After the battle, the room suddently lights up to normal brightness, you notice two doors. one of these two doors are locked unfortunately while the other one seems to have a sign who's lettering hasn't aged well"
<DM>	"do you wish to investigate?"
<Baegba>	Hmm, oi don't suppose oi can turn moi Waterlance into the shape oif a key...
<Baegba>	Meh, let's get the soign der!
<DM>	"the keyhole is enchanted to not open with any key other than the one it was made for"
*	Baegba rolls over to the door with a sign... and tries to read it.
<Gurloz>	"So how the heck was that one thing keeping a room this large so dark..."
*	Gurloz shrugs off the plot device and walks towards the sign.
<DM>	"it takes a few minutes but the sign seems to read as 'castle prosperina alchemy labs' "
<Baegba>	Uhhhh........... UUUUHHHHHHH
<DM>	"do you wish to enter the alchemy labs?"
<Baegba>	Screw that, IT'S 'AMMER TOIME!
*	Baegba grabs his hammer and SLAMS the door!
<Gurloz>	"... this looks like greek. ... o_O" ... WATCH OUT!
*	Gurloz ducks behind a pillar.
<Baegba>	$36d10
<DM>	(the locked door refuses to budge)
<Navi>	Baegba: You rolled 36 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 9, 10, 4, 10, 2, 9, 6, 7, 10, 10, 5, 1, 4, 9, 8, 9, 5, 8, 7, 2, 10, 1, 3, 9, 6, 10, 7, 1, 10, 8, 7, 6, 4, 10 and 10. Total: 243. Successes: 36.
<Baegba>	(not the locked door, the door with a sign)
<DM>	"the door with a sign flies off of it hinges"
<Baegba>	(THAT WAS MY REVENGE AGAINST DOORS)
<Baegba>	HAH! SLAMMIN' DOORS!
*	Gurloz pops his head out from behind the pillar. "Is it safe yet?"
<DM>	"you now enter the alchemy labs and you notice that there's several tubes and vials as well as several pieces of machinery"
<Gurloz>	"I almost lost me head to a flying hinge."
<DM>	"You also notice a chest sitting conspiciously in the middle of the alchemy labs"
<DM>	"do you dare take the chest's contents?"
<Gurloz>	(I say FLIP SOME TABLES)
<Baegba>	Well, oi took the door.. oi vote yous get the chest.
*	Gurloz runs.
*	Gurloz trips over a Geodude and barrel-rolls into the chest.
<DM>	"the chest remains undisturbed"
<Gurloz>	(... That sounded so wrong.)
<Baegba>	Thar chest be et err noit amused.
<Baegba>	(holy crap, how far in the gutter are you?!)
*	Gurloz inspects the chest for any locks.
<DM>	(Gurloz, you're gonna need to open that chest whether you like it or not and I did not intented it to be perverted)
<Gurloz>	(LOL)
*	Gurloz opens the treasure chest.
<Baegba>	(Yeah, I can't figure out how Gurloz thought it was perverted......... his mind is so far in the gutter, I can't figure it out)
<Gurloz>	(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mz_W2A-Buy8)
<DM>	"The chest contains the key to the door in the previous room and a bottle of holy water, as you open the chest the roof starts to slowly lower and bars appear in the area where you came from blocking your way back"
<Baegba>	(Gurloz, that sound plays when you're unzipping your pants)
<DM>	"roll wisdom to see if you find the lever to undo this"
*	Gurloz kicks Baegba out the window.
*	You have been kicked from #zurpg by Gurloz (You have been kicked out the window and you landed in Subway. Eat Fresh or die hard. «14,940»)
<Baegba>	!!!
<Baegba>	OIT'S A TRAP!
<Gurloz>	$31d10
<Navi>	Gurloz: You rolled 31 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 7, 2, 6, 5, 3, 8, 10, 9, 6, 3, 5, 6, 1, 6, 2, 5, 1, 6, 9, 9, 10, 9, 7, 7, 8, 6, 10, 7, 4 and 7. Total: 193. Successes: 27.
<Baegba>	$33d10
<Navi>	Baegba: You rolled 33 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 9, 2, 10, 6, 8, 3, 9, 10, 2, 10, 2, 1, 9, 8, 6, 4, 5, 3, 2, 2, 3, 3, 8, 5, 4, 4, 1, 3, 1, 6, 5 and 1. Total: 161. Successes: 19.
<Baegba>	wow I suck
<DM>	$33d10
<Navi>	DM: You rolled 33 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 2, 1, 2, 1, 4, 2, 5, 8, 10, 10, 1, 4, 8, 9, 1, 3, 5, 5, 7, 9, 8, 8, 6, 9, 3, 7, 2, 5, 10, 8, 4 and 6. Total: 174. Successes: 22.
<DM>	(193+161 versus 174)
<DM>	"you successfully find the lever and cause the roof to resume it's former position, the bars lower"
<DM>	(your combined result was 354)
<Baegba>	That's it, when we get through this this coistle, oi'm tearin' it down.
<Gurloz>	"That was a close one. Let's get outta here..."
<Baegba>	OI'M GONNA WRECK IT!
*	Gurloz dartes to the doorway.
<DM>	and that was a bigger number than 174
<Baegba>	Err, Goiloz... thar's stuff in thoi chest.
*	Gurloz has it on him, ... he doesn't trust that room.
<Baegba>	Oikee...
<DM>	(you got the items in that chest) You are now back in the main hall of the castle where you fought the fleaman
*	Baegba engages and rolls out of that room.
<Baegba>	Oikee, toime to pwn this loick...
<DM>	"do you wish to try to use the key you found on the locked door?"
*	Gurloz shows Baegba the contents of the chest.
*	Baegba sees HL3- oh, curse my hallucinations.
*	Gurloz kicks Baegba out the window.
*	You have been kicked from #zurpg by Gurloz (You have been kicked out the window and you landed on the highway! «14,941»)
<Baegba>	Hmm, oi'll take the key, oi guess...
<Gurloz>	"Very well."
*	Baegba grabs the key and uses it on the locked door.
<Gurloz>	"... now what am I going to do with this extra bottle.. ..."
<DM>	"the lock door opens, revealing a rather lengthy stairway"
<Baegba>	Oi'll take the extra boittle.
<DM>	(you do realize that's a bottle of holy water? right?)
*	Gurloz tosses an empty bottle to Baegba.
*	Baegba yoinks it.
<DM>	(not empty at all)
<Gurloz>	(You can only have a maximum of 5 bottles.)
<Gurloz>	(The holy water is in a bottle of its own.)
<Gurloz>	(Would put me at six.)
<DM>	I see...
<DM>	"do you wish to ascend the stairwell?"
*	X__X has quit (Quit: <Dracula> Still uttering the same nonsense.)
*	Baegba charges a PSI Flare and fires it ahead towards the top of the stairwell.
<X_X>	"nothing happens"
<Baegba>	;_;
*	Gurloz sees a strange RPG-like window with a few choices, and something chooses Yes.
*	Gurloz reluctantly heads up the stairwell.
*	Baegba barrel rolls up the stairs.
<DM>	"At the top of the stairwell you see a rather elaborate throneroom, and sitting on the throne is a woman with green hair and dressed in a elegant dress of pink and crimson. Her skin is rather pale for a woman of her appearance"
*	X_X is now known as Elizabeth_Bartly
*	Elizabeth_Bartly chuckles
<Baegba>	Oi, how et be for ye, ma'am?
<Baegba>	And whoi is this bloidy castle TRYIN' TE KILL US?
<Elizabeth_Bartly>	This Castle is Castle Prosperina, My residence and my stronghold.
*	Elizabeth_Bartly chuckles in a sinister manner
<Baegba>	Hmm, ya moight wanna clean it oip some. It randomly splodes from toime to toime.
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<Gurloz>	\\\\\\\\\\\\\\
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<Gurloz>	Oh shit.
<Gurloz>	Sorry, was cleaning my keyboard.
<Darte>	 /facepalm
<Baegba>	... et's oiven makin' Goiloz croizy.
<Elizabeth_Bartly>	Clean it up, you say?
<Baegba>	And thar be et err Darte thar.
*	Elizabeth_Bartly laughs again, this time showing her fangs a little
<Darte>	welp
<Elizabeth_Bartly>	and who might you pests be and what is your mission?
<Baegba>	Noice teeth ma'am! You sharpen 'em roilly well!
*	Gurloz is speechless.
<Elizabeth_Bartly>	I take that as a complement
<Baegba>	We seek the Holy Gr- woops, hallucinating again.
*	Gurloz kicks Baegba out the window.
*	You have been kicked from #zurpg by Gurloz (You have been kicked out the window and you landed in #potato. «14,942»)
*	Elizabeth_Bartly laughs a hearty but evil laugh
<Baegba>	Oi'm a Goron, and this 'ere be a err Hylian, and that's o'er thar (Darte) is somethin' you's can chuck at a board and score points!
<Elizabeth_Bartly>	It seems we have a drunkard and two fools.
<Gurloz>	"Who the hell are you calling a drunkard?"
<Darte>	"Who are you callin' a board!?"
<Baegba>	"Who are you callin' yerself?"
*	Gurloz picks up a Darte and fires him at Elizabeth_Bartly.
<Elizabeth_Bartly>	Oh but I am getting ahead of myself, I am Elizabeth Bartley. Niece  of Lord Dracula.
*	Gurloz 's attack gets blocked by a greeting.
<Gurloz>	O_O
<Baegba>	(The fourth wall is strong with this one.)
<Gurloz>	"... ... Lord Dracula? ... Is it a soup?"
<Elizabeth_Bartly>	And I came here apon my uncles bidding to see if a ritual that I cooked up would work, but now knowing that it will work I will be reporting this to my uncle and soon Hyrule will have a new dark lord
<Elizabeth_Bartly>	All Hail Lord Dracula, Prince of Chaos, King of the Night and the True Lord of Shadows
<Baegba>	Hah! Dark Lord? 'e probably coul'n't toik Fran on!
<Baegba>	o_O Loits of toitles.
<Elizabeth_Bartly>	Any who dare oppose his rightious reign of darkness will suffer.
*	Darte stifles a giggle.
*	Elizabeth_Bartly laughes an evil and sinister laugh
<Baegba>	Sounds loik a party!
*	Baegba joins in on the laughter.
<Darte>	"So lemme get this straight.  Your unca - what's-his-name, Dracra - 'es a Prince, King, and Lord? All at the same time?"
<Elizabeth_Bartly>	and I suppose you're her to stop me. No matter, I shall wipe with you. But Enough talk, have at you!
<Elizabeth_Bartly>	*here
<Elizabeth_Bartly>	*wipe the floor with you
<Elizabeth_Bartly>	and I suppose you're her to stop me. No matter, I shall wipe the floor with you. But Enough talk, have at you!
<Elizabeth_Bartly>	*here
<Elizabeth_Bartly>	$Init 1d10
<Navi>	Elizabeth_Bartly: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 6.
<Darte>	Bless you.
<Baegba>	Gesundheit.
<Baegba>	$init 1d10
<Navi>	Baegba: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 6.
<Gurloz>	$init 1d13
<Navi>	Gurloz: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 3.
<Darte>	$init 1d11
<Navi>	Darte: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 3.
<Darte>	;_;
<Baegba>	($init s?
<Elizabeth_Bartly>	$init s
<Navi>	The Battle has started! Turn Order: Elizabeth_Bartly (6), Baegba (6), Gurloz (3) and Darte (3).
<Baegba>	(stats - http://zurpg.sephiroth.ws/thread-292.html
*	Elizabeth_Bartly attempts to bite Gurloz
<Elizabeth_Bartly>	roll courage
<Gurloz>	$32d10
<Navi>	Gurloz: You rolled 32 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 4, 2, 2, 3, 6, 9, 8, 8, 8, 5, 6, 9, 9, 5, 2, 9, 1, 1, 3, 2, 6, 5, 9, 1, 6, 1, 9, 6, 10, 10 and 9. Total: 184. Successes: 24.
<Elizabeth_Bartly>	$20d10
<Navi>	Elizabeth_Bartly: You rolled 20 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 7, 8, 8, 4, 7, 10, 9, 1, 3, 9, 10, 5, 2, 7, 7, 7, 6, 8 and 6. Total: 128. Successes: 17.
<Darte>	(O.O)
<Darte>	(Those affinity levels)
*	Gurloz successfully evades some very sharp fangs. O_O
<Elizabeth_Bartly>	It would seem that you have dodged my fangs. No matter, you will all be dead soon enough. then I feast on your blood!
<Elizabeth_Bartly>	*then I can
<Baegba>	(sheesh, she's more confident than Morock from Wednesday night)
<DM>	(Shes a Castlevania Villan, what do you expect?)
<Elizabeth_Bartly>	$endturn\
<Elizabeth_Bartly>	$endturn
<Navi>	Elizabeth_Bartly has ended their turn. Baegba: It is your turn now.
<Navi>	Turn Order: Elizabeth_Bartly (6), Baegba (6), Gurloz (3) and Darte (3).
*	Baegba casts CHARGE!! Level 2 on himself as an extra support spel..
<Bacon>	(Elizabeth...Barkly? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=exiq0ccX3vM )
<Bacon>	(*runs*)
<Baegba>	(YES)
<Baegba>	(Oh, THAT'S why I had -3 stat points...... *fixes*)
<Baegba>	17h, 10m
*	Baegba grabs his hammer and swings at Elizabeth_Bartly! (Roll Power!)
<Baegba>	$36d10
<Navi>	Baegba: You rolled 36 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 7, 6, 10, 8, 2, 1, 10, 2, 8, 2, 9, 6, 9, 4, 5, 2, 10, 4, 9, 2, 5, 1, 2, 10, 6, 7, 7, 6, 5, 3, 8, 5, 2, 6 and 10. Total: 202. Successes: 28.
<Elizabeth_Bartly>	$20d10
<Navi>	Elizabeth_Bartly: You rolled 20 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 9, 8, 5, 1, 2, 5, 10, 10, 8, 10, 9, 3, 10, 5, 7, 8, 10, 3 and 10. Total: 141. Successes: 22.
*	Darte begins playing a lay on the Surf Harp in order to buff his allies. ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0AZ5XZHIDh0 )
<Baegba>	28 - 22 = 6 + 3 = 9 damage
*	Baegba slams Elizabeth_Bartly with his hammer!
<Darte>	(wow, that's one of the worst slamjams I've ever heard)
<Baegba>	oh, with charge so
<Baegba>	11 damage
<Bacon>	( Boss theme. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skQL7ouqR7M )
<Bacon>	(*runs*)
<Baegba>	17h, 9m | +2 damage on all attacks
<Baegba>	$endturn
<Navi>	Baegba has ended their turn. Gurloz: It is your turn now.
<Navi>	Turn Order: Elizabeth_Bartly (6), Baegba (6), Gurloz (3) and Darte (3).
<Darte>	(oh yeah, that's much better)
<Elizabeth_Bartly>	15h
<Darte>	(that's... fantastic)
<Elizabeth_Bartly>	You call that an attack.. Ha, that was barely even a flesh wound!
*	Gurloz casts Boost! (+3 Wisdom) on himself as an extra support spell.
<Baegba>	Wot are you, a black knoight?
*	Gurloz fires an inaccurate, but focused beam of light at Elizabeth_Bartly. (Roll Wisdom!)
<Gurloz>	$31d10
<Navi>	Gurloz: You rolled 31 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 10, 8, 3, 5, 3, 10, 6, 8, 5, 6, 2, 10, 10, 1, 7, 3, 9, 6, 7, 6, 1, 1, 9, 8, 7, 10, 9, 8, 7 and 7. Total: 193. Successes: 28.
<Baegba>	+4 successes
<Elizabeth_Bartly>	$26d10
<Navi>	Elizabeth_Bartly: You rolled 26 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 4, 7, 5, 2, 4, 10, 2, 1, 6, 1, 5, 1, 10, 8, 3, 7, 9, 2, 9, 8, 9, 6, 2, 5 and 10. Total: 143. Successes: 19.
<Baegba>	32 - 19 = 13 + 3 = 16 damage
<Gurloz>	23h, 16m | Boost (+3 Wisdom)
<Gurloz>	$endturn
<Navi>	Gurloz has ended their turn. Darte: It is your turn now.
<Navi>	Turn Order: Elizabeth_Bartly (6), Baegba (6), Gurloz (3) and Darte (3).
*	Darte flails inexpertly
<Elizabeth_Bartly>	oof! curses!
<Elizabeth_Bartly>	You will all pay dearly for this.
<Baegba>	Oit's not a curse, et be err oi pain!
*	Darte draws his Bloody Edge.  "Let's see how you like having your own blood spilt, you fiend!"
<Darte>	(Roll Courage)
<Darte>	$42d10
<Navi>	Darte: You rolled 42 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 4, 10, 4, 7, 10, 10, 5, 7, 10, 1, 2, 1, 6, 2, 1, 1, 9, 5, 2, 9, 9, 1, 7, 3, 10, 9, 7, 3, 8, 3, 8, 2, 2, 8, 7, 9, 9, 3, 5, 4 and 5. Total: 236. Successes: 30.
<DM>	"you attack has left elizabeth clutching for dear life"
*	Elizabeth_Bartly turns into a bat
<Elizabeth_Bartly>	I will have my revenge....
*	Elizabeth_Bartly flies off and the castle begins to crumble
<Baegba>	Hah! You's runs back to your Lord Soupula and tells 'im we's be woitin' for our soup to 'eat up!
*	Elizabeth_Bartly is now known as X_X
*	Darte sheds a tear as his blade remains entirely unbloody.
<Baegba>	..... oops, oi said I was goina wreck it.... did oi wreck the coistle too soon?
*	Darte turns in frustration.  "Well, either of you too willin' to feed it? It's gettin' hungry again.
*	Gurloz dartes for the stairwell.
*	Baegba rides Darte down the stairwell. This is how I Darte.
<DM>	You notice a side set of stairs you haven't seen before
*	Baegba pulls a 90 degree turn and darte-surfs to the side set.
<DM>	A boulder is falling in your direction Gurloz, roll courage!
<Baegba>	(remember Gurloz, SWATTIN' BOULDERS!)
<Gurloz>	$30d10
<Navi>	Gurloz: You rolled 30 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 1, 8, 9, 8, 8, 8, 7, 3, 6, 4, 4, 1, 2, 9, 1, 9, 10, 4, 8, 9, 5, 2, 5, 7, 5, 10, 3, 2 and 7. Total: 166. Successes: 20.
<DM>	$30d10
<Navi>	DM: You rolled 30 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 10, 4, 3, 8, 8, 9, 1, 6, 7, 10, 5, 7, 4, 3, 1, 1, 9, 6, 7, 7, 6, 7, 9, 4, 8, 4, 3, 3 and 6. Total: 173. Successes: 21.
<Darte>	;___;,,,,,,,,,,,,
<Baegba>	lulz
*	Gurloz trips over an inconvenient Geodude and takes a BOULDER TO THE FACE.
<Gurloz>	Ow.
<DM>	the boulder lands on Gurloz's head, doing 14 damage
<Baegba>	Oif it was et err moi, oi would've swatted et err boulder.
<Gurloz>	9h, 16m.
*	Baegba jumps off the darteboard surfboard and goes to assist Gurloz.
<DM>	"you continue down the side set of stairs as the castle continues to collapse, you notice a boat with oars"
<Darte>	;______________;,,,,
<DM>	"the boat cab only seat five people"
*	Baegba hurls Gurloz's half-dead body down the side set as he continues to ride the darteboard.
*	Baegba notices how large he is in comparison to the skinny Zora-board and the bloodied Hylian.
<DM>	"everyone, roll courage to see if you escape from the castle in time"
<Gurloz>	$30d10
<Navi>	Gurloz: You rolled 30 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 5, 1, 7, 10, 5, 4, 3, 8, 4, 9, 9, 9, 10, 10, 9, 5, 6, 8, 5, 1, 7, 2, 1, 6, 5, 8, 8, 2 and 6. Total: 182. Successes: 25.
<Darte>	$42d10
<Baegba>	$11d10
<Navi>	Darte: You rolled 42 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 2, 1, 5, 3, 9, 8, 4, 5, 6, 5, 10, 10, 7, 7, 10, 3, 2, 6, 5, 2, 7, 5, 7, 6, 3, 10, 8, 2, 9, 9, 3, 2, 2, 6, 8, 10, 10, 2, 7, 7 and 1. Total: 240. Successes: 34.
<Navi>	Baegba: You rolled 11 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 7, 5, 3, 6, 8, 4, 5, 5, 8 and 6. Total: 63. Successes: 9.
<DM>	$56d10
<Navi>	DM: You rolled 56 Dice with 10 Sides. Total: 337. Successes: 46.
<DM>	182+240+63 versus 337
<Baegba>	Oi thinks we be et err soife!
<Darte>	$calc 182+240+63-337
<Kefka>	182+240+63-337 = 148
<DM>	"You successfully row away from the castle and are now heading towards the nearby shore of Parapa Beach, watching as the castle crumbles into the sea, the mist dissapates entirely"
<Baegba>	WRECKIN' CASTLES!
<DM>	"You head back to Rauru Town, and you notice Princess Zelda is there"
<Baegba>	(question, how much EXP did we get?)
<Baegba>	(EXP/Rupees)
<DM>	+45 exp
<DM>	1000 rupees
<Darte>	( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQO2nbD56hc )
<DM>	and a magic shield
<Gurloz>	$calc 60+45
<Kefka>	60+45 = 105
*	WindStrike (WindStrike@24.246.163.12) has joined #zurpg
<Gurloz>	$calc 105-95
<Kefka>	105-95 = 10
*	WindStrike is now known as Zelda
<Gurloz>	(Each person gets 1k rupees?)
<Gurloz>	(and the magic shield?)
*	Gurloz LEVEL UP.
<DM>	That's what in the quest reward
<Baegba>	(hang on, discussing potential plothole)
<Zelda>	I thank you all for going to the castle in the stead of my knights. May I ask what happened?
<Gurloz>	"The place has been purified, Princess."
<Baegba>	Castle blown up = purify, GOT IT
*	Darte "... with my tears."
*	Darte glares at Baegba.
*	Gurloz kicks Baegba out the window.
*	You have been kicked from #zurpg by Gurloz (You have been kicked out the window and you landed on Mario! «14,945»)
<Baegba>	Oi, we's be et err oit your soivice, Princess........ Peach? The heck am I doing on Mario?
*	BlueShell is now known as Mario
*	Mario exits a nearby house, when a pipe appears out of nowhere.
*	Mario hops into the pipe.
*	Mario is now known as BlueShell
*	Zelda completely ignores the events that just transpired across the fourth wall.
<Zelda>	So, all is well then?
<Gurloz>	"Very well."
<Zelda>	Good. I hope that, with the castle purified (*cough destroyed*), my dreams will not come to fruition.
<Darte>	"You hope that... your dreams WON'T come true?"
<Darte>	"You must be a sorrowful woman indeed."
*	Gurloz kicks Zelda out the window.
*	Gurloz has kicked Zelda from #zurpg (You have been kicked out the window and you landed on Falco. Hey Einstein, I'm on your side! «14,946»)
*	Zelda (WindStrike@24.246.163.12) has joined #zurpg
*	Darte removes his glasses and daubs at his eyes with one arm.
<Zelda>	Yes... some time ago, I started having dreams. Terrible dreams.
<Zelda>	Dreams that foretold of a great evil coming to this land...
<Darte>	"That can't be.  A princess ought to dream of noble princes and/or plumbers."
*	Baegba has kicked Darte from #zurpg (Noble toilet, at your service, sir.)
*	Darte (~KenoguLab@c-76-28-207-252.hsd1.wa.comcast.net) has joined #zurpg
<Baegba>	Well, there be et err WAS err pretty lady with the sharpy teeth that was loighin' bout 'er master...
<Baegba>	Err, was it soup or 'er master?
<Baegba>	Oi can't remember....
<Gurloz>	"My question sailed right over her head..."
<Zelda>	Who was this master?
<Baegba>	Hmm, oi can't be et err oimem'er....
<Darte>	"I thought it was a relative.  Great-grandfather, perhaps?"
<Gurloz>	"Something about this .. Lord Somethingula or whatever the hell it is."
<Zelda>	Whatever it is, let us pray it does not come true.
<Zelda>	Once again, I thank you for your great deeds. May you continue to cleanse the land of evil...
*	Christopher_Belmont walks in on this conversation
<Christopher_Belmont>	I know that name... It is Dracula.
*	Bacon is now known as Spectating
*	Darte turns to the newcomer, and his jaw drops.
<Darte>	"THE Chris Belmont? Aw man..."
<Christopher_Belmont>	My Clan has fought him for many generations, each time he rises again we put him back down
<Zelda>	That... sounds strikingly similar to the evil we call Ganon.
*	Darte fumbles for his boomerang.  "Oh, could you sign this please, pretty please?"
<Christopher_Belmont>	I been feeling his evil presence for the last few weeks I have been in Hyrule
<Christopher_Belmont>	and it seems that my worse fears have been realized
<Zelda>	Perhaps, there is a way to seal him to prevent him from rising again, as we did to Ganondorf.
<Christopher_Belmont>	We have not yet found a way to permanately seal him.
<Christopher_Belmont>	all we can do is to slay him and thus sending him into another 100 years of sleep
*	Gurloz suddenly hears http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ih20Tx-fNJs as Christopher_Belmont explains the situation. <(O_O)>
<Christopher_Belmont>	I do not want to imagine what would happen if he gained his hands on what you people call the "triforce". I have heard about it's ability to grant wishes
*	Gurloz wonders if Christopher_Belmont has a band following him around. o_O
<Zelda>	Well, I shall return now to Hyrule Castle in an attempt to prepare for the worst. Be careful, young heroes. I may call for your help once again.
<Christopher_Belmont>	This is not the time for celebrating, we must ready ourselves for dracula's next move
*	Zelda gracefully walks off.
<Christopher_Belmont>	he may try to attack one of the towns.
*	Christopher_Belmont leaves town
<Baegba>	(nice plot device entry w/ Christopher Belmont)
<FireSeraphim>	(thank you Baegba)
*	Darte shrugs.  "I'm still trying to figure out how a bat could look so beautiful..."
<Baegba>	(it's really a Batarang)