Dr. Yabui's clinic was usually never busy. Just the usual flu or cough. But today was about to flip that. It all started with a call in the middle of the night. Dr. Yabui was just getting ready to close the shop. "BRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING BRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING" the phone suddenly rang. Dr.Yabui jumped up and answered it. "Who could possibly calling me at this hour?" The doctor murmured to himself. He picked up the phone and held it up to his head. "This is Dr. Yabui what can I help you with? He politely asked. "SUSIE STUCK A FUCKING COAT HANGER UP HER VAGINA! OH MY GOD SUSIE NO D-DON'T- YOU STUPID BITCH LET GO OF THE COAT HANGER. MARX GET MORE PAPER TOWELS AND- OH FUCK MAN ARE YOU THERE" Dr. Yabui jolted a little in his seat at the screaming. Not only that, attempted abortion. With a coat hanger. The doctor took a deep breath and spoke. "I don't deal with abortions sorry sir, why not find an abortion clinic?" He asked.

"BECAUSE THERE IS NO ABORTION CLINIC IN CAPPY TOWN" the caller screeched. More background noises could be heard. Moaning, crying, glass breaking, and eggs? "MARX WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU MAKING EGGS?"

"I'm making eggs and bacon Magolor, and you can't stop me." a voice that Dr. Yabui assumed to belong to Marx suddenly piped in. "Listen sir I'm very sorry that the protection didn't work but I only deal Adder all and Ibuprofen." The doctor groaned. He rubbed his eyes tiredly and yawned.

"Alright listen here you filthy native. My father promised me full control of-augh!" A loud slapping noise emitted from the phone. "SHUT THE FUCK UP SUSIE THIS IS NO TIME TO TALK ABOUT YOUR FATHER. COAT HANGER ABORTION WON'T BRING BACK HALTMANN." A loud crying sound equivalent to that of a Buggzy giving birth could be heard.

"Sir if you don't stop screaming I'm going to have to call Chief Bookem on you for abuse." Dr. Yabui informed the caller.