Tetrikitty's Inventory 18/06/16

You are unburdened (29%) by:
Holding : Tetridagger (right hand), a Klein bottle (left hand) and Tetriknife (forehead hand).
Wearing : a twisted vine ring, a star sapphire ring, a blue crystal ring, a pair of platinum-framed spectacles, a silvery blue organza cloak and an amethyst-studded pair of white leather boots.
(under) : a shadowy twilight suspender belt, a delicate hyaline amulet, a pair of close-fitting shadowy grey briefs, an oiled leather thigh holster, a medal of honour, an alluring scarlet strapless bra, a Fang family crest, a club badge, a pair of silvery blue organza shorts, a mirrored timepiece, a utility belt, a silvery blue organza waistcoat, a silvery blue organza undershirt, a cerulean silk belt pack, two black velvet bags, a silvery blue organza robe, a silvery blue organza jacket, a silvery blue organza petticoat and a silvery blue organza coat.

The badge is a nice blue colour with a fringe like a bunny rabbit.
You feel like the commands 'artificers_anonymous', 'faculty', 'teacher', 'science', 'rainbows', 'shelox_hunters', 'society_concerning_arm_multiplicity', 'rru', 'boardgames', 'catgirls', 'trade' and 'lodgers' do something.
It is in excellent condition.
This mesmerisingly hypnotic creation by designer label "Assassin Provocateur" is an underwired half cup bra in soft, smooth silk the colour of freshly shed blood, accented with black cobweb lace. The bra is finished with taffeta ribbon details and a matching bow between the cups.  The deft cut of the cups lets the wearer's breasts sit in the cups like two ripe fruits ready to be plucked....
It gives off a steady but dull octarine glow.
The alluring scarlet strapless bra has two cup pockets.
It is over half full with: three dark sapphire rings.
It is in excellent condition.
This is a silvery blue waist-length waistcoat cut in a skin-tight soldier style.  It is made from the finest, reinforced organza and has been lined with creamy white latex and trimmed with moonstone jewels.  It has rose pink glass buttons that have "TK" engraved on them.
The silvery blue organza waistcoat has two breast pockets.
It is completely full with: three sheets of cheap writing paper, a bird right wing feather, a bird tail feather, a bird body feather, a cured grflx right eye and a cured grflx left eye.
It is in excellent condition.
This bag has been designed to be worn over one shoulder beneath other bits of clothing.  Made of supple, clink-free velvet, it would be ideal for carrying things around discreetly.
It gives off a steady but dull octarine glow.
The black velvet bag has one main pocket and one side pocket.
It is almost completely full with: two balls of congealed sap, 2 Ankh-Morpork royals, some Ankh-Morpork ten-dollars, 2 Ephebian minae, one Ephebian decadrachma and 9 Lancre crowns, Subwoofer, three open cheap flimsy chapbooks, an antique silver fountain pen, a burnt cream towel, a fake flower, four vulture tail feathers, five vulture right wing feathers, five vulture left wing feathers, a vulture body feather, a chicken body feather, three chicken right wing feathers, two chicken left wing feathers, four chicken tail feathers, some fine black ash, a pair of black silk trousers, a green pyjama top, a pair of black pyjama bottoms, Hypnoray, a charred wand, some white mineral powder, a bold magenta crayon, a clear crystal shard, an ink well, a pamphlet, a jar of muscle oil, a tube of sunscreen, a piece of writing paper with blue edges, a bongo drum, two toy growlers, a Bes Pelargic arms permit, a silver arrowhead, an ivory handled toothbrush and a title changer.
It is open.
It is in excellent condition.
The face and hands of this timepiece are silver while the numbers have been picked out in mother of pearl.  It could be closed and worn as a large pendant.
The current time displayed is: 8:13pm, Friday 9th June Secundus, UC 2036.
Just beneath the surface, you can make out what looks like a pair of glittering eyes.
It bears a small mark indicating that it is registered with the Ankh-Morpork Lost Property Office.
It has been skilfully engraved with a picture of a sacred Djelian cat.  Sitting proudly with head held high, it surveys its territory.
It gives off a steady but dull octarine glow.
It is in excellent condition.
This is a pair of silvery blue hip-length shorts cut in a skin-tight soldier style.  They are made from the finest, reinforced organza and have been lined with creamy white latex and trimmed with moonstone jewels.  It has rose pink glass buttons that have "TK" engraved on them.
It gives off a steady but dull octarine glow.
The pair of silvery blue organza shorts has two back pockets and two side pockets.
It is over half full with: a sheet of cheap writing paper, three chicken right wing feathers, two chicken left wing feathers and two chicken tail feathers.
It is in very good condition.
Plain and practical, this broad holster clasps around the upper thigh with a pair of brass-buckled straps.  Three sturdy loops will hold a selection of tools ready to the artificer's hand, and hold them close no matter what corners or odd positions he may have to contort himself into.
It gives off a steady but dull octarine glow.
It could sheathe a tool.
The oiled leather thigh holster contains: a diamond tipped graving tool and a steel polishing file.
It is in excellent condition.
Close-fitting, sharply designed, and uncompromisingly masculine, these snug silk briefs cling to every curve and angle.  A slim band of deep blue embroidery edges the broad waistband, just above the words "Assassin Provocateur" in hard-edged italics on the wearer's left hip.  Surely nobody could be concealing anything under there... for long.
The pair of close-fitting shadowy grey briefs has one secret pocket.
It is in excellent condition.
This bag has been designed to be worn over one shoulder beneath other bits of clothing.  Made of supple, clink-free velvet, it would be ideal for carrying things around discreetly.
It bears a small mark indicating that it is registered with the Ankh-Morpork Lost Property Office.
It gives off a steady but dull octarine glow.
The black velvet bag has one main pocket and one side pocket.
It is almost completely full with: Forcefield Projector, nine thread spools, a small silver needle, a pretty silver chain leash, three chicken left wing feathers, a chicken right wing feather, four balls of congealed sap, a Marzipan dinner knife, a blue funnel, two bird tail feathers, two bird left wing feathers, a penguin tail feather, a bird right wing feather, a penguin left wing feather, Vacuum Cleaner, some fine white ash, some fine grey ash, an exquisite pearwood case, three beeswax candles, a sea blue and coral red coloured candle, Flamethrower, a tin of sardines, many fishes carved from varnish, a white pyjama top, a tube of frog adhesive, a cured human right hand, two rolls of rabbity blue wrapping paper, a clear crystal shard, a Discworld map, two green obbles, Paintball Gun, a kitten whiskers white and gold flecked crimson marbled silk furoshiki cloth, a wooden whistle, a speckled frog, eight handfuls of ground hasheesh, two large handfuls of chocolate covered coffee beans, a safety clip, a small compact, a jar of muscle oil, many dried carrots, two oak wands, a twisted vine ring and a sheet of music.
It is open.
It is in excellent condition.
This suspender belt, made from silk the colour of twilight with dove-grey lace panels and matching taffeta ribbon detailing, does a lot more than caress the wearer's thighs to hold her stockings up.  This is the femme fatale equivalent to the much more masculine utility belt.  Disguised behind the soft silk are four silk pouches, useful for holding the sorts of small, ingenious items that are an important part of the Assassin's craft.  Embroidered over the right hip in sophisticated italics are the words "Assassin Provocateur".  Definitely a piece designed to set poison-laiden pulses racing....
It gives off a steady but dull octarine glow.
The shadowy twilight suspender belt has four secret pockets.
It is completely full with: nineteen sapphire rings and three ruby serpent rings.
It is in excellent condition.
This is a silvery blue jacket cut in a skin-tight soldier style.  It is made from the finest thick, reinforced organza and has been lined with creamy white latex and trimmed with moonstone jewels.  It has fitted sleeves.  It has rose pink glass buttons that have "TK" engraved on them.
It gives off a steady but dull octarine glow.
The silvery blue organza jacket has two inside pockets, one breast pocket and two side pockets.
It is almost completely full with: two troll right eyes, a chicken right wing feather, two cured human left eyes, nine cured human right eyes and a black silk shirt.
It is in excellent condition.
This is a silvery blue hip-length undershirt cut in a skin-tight soldier style.  It is made from the finest, reinforced organza.  It has fitted sleeves.  It has rose pink glass buttons that have "TK" engraved on them.
It emits a slight octarine glow.
The silvery blue organza undershirt has two breast pockets.
It is almost completely full with: two chicken right wing feathers, two raptor left wing feathers, a strip of pink cloth and two strips of red cloth.
It is in excellent condition.
Finely crafted in silver, this sigil shaped like a tiger marks the owner as a member of the Fang family.
A simple pattern of dirt and stones has been engraved on the Fang family crest.
It gives off a steady but dull octarine glow.
It is in excellent condition.
This is a silvery blue thigh-length petticoat cut in a skin-tight soldier style.  It is made from the finest, reinforced organza and has been lined with creamy white latex and trimmed with moonstone jewels.
It gives off a steady but dull octarine glow.
The silvery blue organza petticoat has two side pockets.
It is completely full with: two sheets of cheap writing paper, two troll left eyes, a troll right eye, a strip of white cloth, four strips of grey cloth, a blue funnel and a beeswax candle.
It is in excellent condition.
The wide leather part is decorated with various tooled leather symbols depicting various tools and implements.  On closer inspection, some of these areas are stitched rather loosely, allowing you to store items inside them.  Two large velvet pouches hang from the sides of the belt to allow slightly larger items to be carried.
It emits a slight octarine glow.
The utility belt has one left pocket, three secret pockets and one right pocket.
It is completely full with: many sapphire rings, a ruby serpent ring and an amber and silver ring.
It is in excellent condition.
This is a silvery blue thigh-length lab coat cut in a skin-tight soldier style.  It is made from the finest, reinforced organza and has been lined with creamy white latex and trimmed with moonstone jewels.  It has fitted sleeves.  It has rose pink glass buttons that have "TK" engraved on them.
It gives off a steady but dull octarine glow.
The silvery blue organza coat has two cleavage pockets and two side pockets.
It is almost completely full with: two strips of blue cloth, a cured human right eye, two blue funnels and three cured human left eyes.
It is in excellent condition.
These elegant thigh-high boots with stylish high heels are made of supple leather, polished to a high gloss, dyed a rich white.  Their slim lines sweep down to a toe which curls slightly upwards, recalling (but not challenging) the long sweeping curved toe of the upper echelons of Ephebian aristocracy.  The leather sweeps back up and around the leg snugly, fastening with a row of buttons that runs down the inside of the leg to the ankle.  Embroidered all over them is a set of rosebud patterns, worked by a clever and patient hand.  They are decorated further with a double line of amethyst beads, which follow the lines of the seam, accentuating the shapely cut.
Discreetly tailored to the inside of the amethyst-studded pair of white leather boots is a pair of matching pockets, carefully padded to house a knife or dagger.
It emits a slight octarine glow.
It is in very good condition.
This is a silvery blue knee-length cloak cut in a soldier style.  It is made from the finest thick, reinforced organza and has been lined with creamy white latex and trimmed with moonstone jewels.  It has rose pink glass buttons that have "TK" engraved on them.
It gives off a steady but dull octarine glow.
The silvery blue organza cloak has one inside pocket and two side pockets.
It is completely full with: two sheets of cheap writing paper, a small stick, a blue funnel, five beeswax candles, two troll right eyes, two strips of grey cloth, a cured human left eye, three cured human right eyes and a green pyjama top.
It is in excellent condition.
This is a silvery blue calf-length robe cut in a skin-tight soldier style.  It is made from the finest thick, reinforced organza and has been lined with creamy white latex and trimmed with moonstone jewels.  It has fitted sleeves.
It gives off a steady but dull octarine glow.
The silvery blue organza robe has two sleeve pockets and two side pockets.
It is almost completely full with: two chicken tail feathers, three chicken left wing feathers, a red Wanobean candle, a blue funnel, two strips of blue cloth, an FBI badge, a black silk shirt and an embroidery needle.
It is in excellent condition.
This cerulean silk belt pack is basically a larger pouch on a belt with a silver clasp, designed to be worn above the rump.  The words "Tetrikitty" and "Magic" have been stitched onto the belt pack, and violet rhinestones are scattered all over it.
It bears a small mark indicating that it is registered with the Ankh-Morpork Lost Property Office.
It gives off a steady octarine glow.
The cerulean silk belt pack has one main pocket.
It is over a quarter full with: a diamond ring, a sapphire and diamond ring, fifteen sapphire rings, an amber and silver ring and a ruby serpent ring.
It is open.
It is in excellent condition.