Totally Legal Ch.1

>Sitting at the restaurant.
>Only ordered water so far.
>Told staff I was waiting for someone.
>Said we would meet here at 6:00.
>Looks at watch.
>6:30

*sigh* "Guess I should go. She isn’t showing up."

>Get up from the table.
>Hear door burst open.
>Look to see a small pink cat wearing a sweater and skirt standing at opening.
>Eyes different colors too, green and blue.
>Frantic look on her face.
>Scans the area and sees me.
>Smiles, waves, and starts to make her way towards my table.
>Walks up to me.
>stands no higher than my knees.

"Can I help you, little girl?"

>"You must be Anon! I'm Alpha, but you knew that because we were supposed to have a date today."

>Hear a couple of silverware drop.
>Look to see the other restaurant-goers staring in shock.
>Alpha IS the name of the girl I was meeting tonight.
>Nervous sweats kick in.

"That’s very funny, n-now where your mom is?"

>She pouts.

>"That’s not very funny Anon. You know I had to pull a lot of strings to meet you here. My mom thinks I'm at a friend’s house."

>Everyone starts talking.
>Sweats get worse.
>Cat climbs into the chair and reaches over to get the menu.
>Struggles because of short arms.
>This is some prank
>Probably by the girl I was supposed to meet.
>Did not think she would have a kid. Said nowhere in the bio.
>I have spent too much time here to just let the reservations go to waste.
>Play along for now.
>Slide the menu over so she can reach it.

"Alright than ALPHA. What would you like?"

>"I want a...

>She starts to scrunch a little.
>looking more confused as time goes on.
>She sheepishly looks over.

>"I... can't read these Anon. They look like a different language.

"It's because it’s French."

>"OH! Fancy."

>Jesus fuck how much longer till this prank is over.
>I can feel the stares burning the back of my head.
>The waiter approaches.
>Ask if we would like anything.
>Gives me a glare.

>"Anything with fish please, that sounds pretty good."

>Waiter kind of snickers.
>Ask if I want anything.
>Just say a steak.
>Waiter writes it down, takes our menus, and walks off.
>Didn't even ask if we wanted drinks.
>Alpha shuffles in her chair a bit and looks at me.

>"So Anon, glad we finally get to meet in person."

"Yeah."

>"You look so nervous. Everything alright?"

"I'm going to be blunt and ask. How old are you?"

>"56."

"What? Are you serious?"

>"Of course not, that’s in cat years. By human years I am 8 years old!

>Heart sinks
>Fucking 8?

>"But, that is in HOUSE cat years. I am not like a regular cat. So 8 years it is!"

>Holy shit.
>Sweats at new levels.

"Alright, this not funny anymore. Can you please get your mom or something?"

>She looks disappointed.

>"Anon, you are starting to hurt my feelings. If you didn't like me, you could have just said so."

>Looking like about to cry.
>Start to feel guilty a bit.
> I lean down to whisper.

"Look Alpha. It's not that I don't like you. I thought you were... Older."

>Her heads poke up a bit.

>"Well... I did lie about my age a bit."

"You said you were 18."

>"Yeah, and who doesn't?

>She has a point.
>People lie on these sights all the time.
>But...

>"If it’s a problem, I can just go."

>She waits for my answer.
>I can see her clenching tightly to the chair in anticipation.
>Realize it is DEFINITELY not a prank.
>Start to feel bad.
>Plus if she runs off on her own, she might get hurt or something.

"Ok, you can stay. But afterward, I have some questions for you."

>Her face beams.

>"Oh thank you Anon, you won't regret it!"

“Sure I won’t.”

>The conversation goes pretty smoothly.
>She did not lie about being somewhat of an online entertainer.
>Never told me what it was though.
>That should have been a sign I guess.
>Does some YouTuber stuff with her friends.
>Guess that’s normal for a KID her age, wanting to be a star and all.

>"So what about you Anon?"

>Nothing much to say really.
>Tell her I work a regular 9 to 5 office job.
>Doesn't pay that well but I can afford the bills.
>This dinner is coming out of savings.

>"Well, at least you make money! I don't get that much, YouTube has gone downhill as of late."

"What do you have to worry about money for? You are only 8."

>8

>"Just trying to start saving for the future you know. School is expensive when you grow up."

"Smart."

>She's got a good head on her shoulders.
>Cute laugh and voice too.
>Waiter approaches us with food.
>Slides plates on table.
>Fish looks fine, but the steak is overcooked.
>Try to get waiters attention
>Just fucking leaves.
>Some bitch is not getting a tip.
>Alpha starts going to town on the fish.
>No table manners, but she eats well.
>Try to cut into steak.
>Hard as fuck.
>Whatever

>Rest of the dinner goes fine.
>Fish absolutely destroyed.
>Steak drowned in sauces to cover the taste, but finished.
>Waiter comes with bill.
>Drops it on table and walks off.
>Tired of her shit.
>Look at the bill to see.
>Shit is way overpriced.
>Tell my savings goodbye.

>"Hey Anon."

"Yeah?"

>I'm fucking broke.

>"You want to ditch this place?"

"What?"

>"You heard me, let’s bail on the bill!"

>All my what?
>She can't serious.

"That’s kind of..."

>"Yeah I know, bad. But the service here stinks and the waiter was not very nice. I would not be surprised if she is one of those lonely girls who can’t get a date because of her bad attitude. Adults should know better. Even I got one and I'm 8!"

>*Chuckle*
>This kid is great.

"Alright, despite my better judgment, what is your plan?"

>She laughs.

>"Just watch."

>She picks up some bone from the plate.
>Shoves it in her mouth

>"Anon, this fish was pretty great! Do you think they got..."

>All of a sudden her eyes widen.
>She puts on this look of fear.
>Coughing and gagging sounds.
>She is grabbing her throat
>Fuck she's choking!
>Stand up and grab her.
>Face turning blue.
>SHITSHITSHIT
>Grab her and try to give her the Heimlich.
>After a couple of seconds, the bone flies out.
>Passes out in my arms.
>Now holding a blue-faced passed out child in my hands.
>Got to take her to the hospital.
>Run towards exit.
>Stopped by hostess.
>Tells me I need to pay.
>Tell them to fuck off because a child’s life is in danger.
>Storm out of the building.
>Run towards my parked car.
>Meter ran out and got a ticket.
>Don't fucking care right now.
>Carefully lay her in the passenger seat and clip belt.
>Run and hop into the driver's side.
>Before I can turn on my car, I hear a little giggle.

>"That worked well. Right, Anon?"

>Turn to see a perfectly fine Alpha.
>She is just laid back in the seat looking all smug.

"But you..."


>"Petty convincing huh? All that screen practice lets me act on the fly."

"What about the blue face!"

"I can hold my breath for a long."

>Dumbfounded.

>No bill anymore, right Anon?"

"You cheeky bitch!"

>"Anon, that’s a bad word."

"You’re right, sorry Alpha."

>"Call me Lexa, all my close friends can call me that."

"Lexa... Alright then."

>Kind of a cute name.

>"Where to now Anon? That dinner couldn't have been the only part of our date. I hear that there is a lot of things a guy can take a girl to do."

"Oh no, I am taking you home. Or your friend's house. You can not just hang out with an adult-like this. Especially some stranger you met online."

>"But Anon you promised! Plus, you owe me for handling that bill.

>She gives me this innocent look.
>That bill would have been a pain in the ass if it wasn't for her.
>Fuck am I considering this?
>She is a kid!
>Pretty sure the FBI is following me right now.
>But those eyes...


"Alright, we will continue our DATE. But you have to promise me no more secrets, and that I can take you home if something crazy happens."

>"Deal."

>Put the car in drive.
>I am really doing this.
>Where would she like to go?

>"Dozing off on me Anon?"

"No, just trying to think of a place to go. My usual places won't let someone so young in."

>"Why not?"

"...Reasons. Wait till your older."

She pouts.

>"Ok."

"You wanna go... Watch a movie?"

>"Movie! That sounds like fun."

>Bit cliche, but it keeps her happy.

"Movie it is then."

>"Yay!"

>Start driving.
>Theater isn't too far.
>She broke the silence.

>"Like my outfit anon? I made sure to dress for the occasion."

"Sure, you look cu..."

>I look in the corner of my eye.
>At some point she must have shifted in a way so her skirt was lifted a bit.
>Small cute bright blue panties.


>"Speechless? I must have done well huh?"


"Yeah... real nice."


>Shake my head to snap out of my gaze.
>What is wrong with me?
>A little girl's panties got me riled up.
>Got to take mind off it.

"What movie do you want to watch?"

>She starts thinking.
>Visibly gets excited after a minute.
>Tells me of this new kid's movie coming out.
>Says some pink unicorn cat in it looks like her.

"OK, that one it is."

>She gets more excited.
>Starts to bounce.
>More of her skirt moves.

>After a few more minutes, we arrive.
>Park.
>She jumps out of the car.
>Back of skirt caught in panties.
>That explains why they were stuck.
>She wiggles her tail.
>Realizes the skirt.
>Fixes it.

>"You coming?"

>Shake head again.

"Yeah, let's go."

>Walking across the parking lot.
>Watch her skip and hop
>Giggling to the booth.
>Can't help but smile along with her.
>Arrive at ticket booth.
>Ask for two tickets to the unicorn kitty movie.
>Luckily, the movie starts pretty soon.
>Clerk says the price for one adult and one child.
>Child
>Pay for tickets.
>Decide to also get popcorn.
>Lexa is delighted.
>Make our way towards the screening.
>Walk in and the room is not as packed as you would think for a new kids movie.
>Guess it’s a bit late.
>Decide to sit down in back, a lot fewer people.
>Get comfortable.
>Previews start soon.

"You looking forward to this Lexa?"

>She shoves a mouthful of popcorn in her mouth

>"Hmm Hmm!"

>It was all muffled, but the nod told me the rest.
> The room goes dark.
>Previews startup.
>Just more children’s movies coming soon.
>We whisper and giggle until the movie starts.
>Starts with musical opening like most do.
>Lexa is bouncing to the beat.
>It is pretty catchy.

>Some time passes and we are getting to the climax of the movie.
>Big scene with the main unikitty character in some action-packed fight.
>Lexa jumps out of her seat to lay on top the other.
>She is completely engrossed in the movie.
>Since she is laying on her stomach on top of the chair, her ass is poking out.
>Revealing her panties again.
>Tail moving back and forth.
>Can't help but stare.
>The more she moves, the more flustered I get.
>Feel erection.
>Start slightly freaking out.
>I am getting a fucking hard on looking at this kid’s ass.
>The action is ramping up in the movie.
>So is her ass shaking with it.
>Full erection now.
>So turned on.
>Start to jerk off by stinking hand in jeans pocket.
>I know this is wrong.
>But it feels too good.
>Rub faster.
>Movies music is ramping up.
>The ending of the scene is coming.
>No one can hear my heavy breathing.
>Too dark to see me in the back.
>As the main character finishes off the bad guy, I finish.
>Lexa hops back down.
>Claps and cheers.
>Hear a shush from upfront.

>"Shush yourself."

>Chuckle.
>Get myself back together.
>Watch the rest of the movie.

>Credits roll.

>"That was a great movie!"

"Yeah, and I got a great view from the back."

>"I know right!"

>Leave theater.
>Pretty late out.
>Tell her it’s time to go home.
>She seems a bit upset, but understanding.
>Tells me where her friend lives so she could keep her lie.
>We talk until she passes out in the passenger seat.
>Small snoring.
>Really cute.
>Look to see legs spread wide open.
>She must have gotten really sleepy.
>Wonderful view
>Take time to enjoy by going slightly alternate route.

>After a while we arrive at her friends.
>Still asleep.
>Reach over and pet her.
>Her eyes slowly open.

>"Hey Anon, we there yet?"

"Yeah, we made."

>She yawns and sits back up straight.

>"That was fun Anon. Hope we get to do it again sometime."

>I think about it.
>I REALLY think about it.

"Get in contact with me online, we can do this again anytime."

>She jumps up

>"Really Anon?!?! So does that mean we... are going out?"

"..."

"Yes."

>A flurry of giggles and blushes comes across her face.
>Breathing a bit heavy.

"Calm down Lexa."

>She tries to compose herself.
>After a minute she looks up at me.

>"C-can w-we k-kiss? I hear that people who are dating d-do that."

>I pull her in close.
>Give her a slow passionate kiss on the lips.
>Trace my hand down her body to feel her heart race.
>And her curves feel good to the touch.
>Pull back from the kiss.
>Practically has hearts in her eyes.
>Give her all my contact info.
>Ask if her friend would worry about her coming in so late.
>Says no. The friend is covering for her too.
>Make her promise to keep this all a secret.
>Give her one last kiss on the cheek
>She agrees.
>Gets out of the car and makes her way towards a window.
>She knocks and it opens.
>Climbs in.
>Window shuts.

>Sitting in my garage.
>Thinking about Lexa.
>The whole day was truly something else.

>I just hope the beatings in prison are not as bad as people say they are.