[06:13:35] Himei > o/
[06:13:38] Jack Xristeu > I am not an invalid sorry but i am disabled
[06:13:47] Jack Xristeu > Himei?
[06:13:53] Poor Lazarus > Ok, so Himei, this is Jack, he wants his data logs
[06:13:58] Himei > hey there!
[06:14:11] Poor Lazarus > Jack, Himei is my regional commander, she can help you with negotiations
[06:14:12] Jack Xristeu > yeah i here Lady
[06:14:42] Himei > pleasure to meet you. i'm glad you appreciate our services!
[06:14:54] Jack Xristeu > just need the logs from that loot to finnish my mission
[06:15:14] Jack Xristeu > most amazing and quite unexpected I must say
[06:15:24] Himei > isn't it just? we do good work.
[06:15:28] Himei > so you see
[06:15:45] Himei > mission space is under TEARS protection
[06:15:58] Himei > we can get your data logs back at a reasonable rate, if you'd like
[06:16:05] Himei > or you can buy a license
[06:16:30] Jack Xristeu > ah now they tell me, I thought it was all ruddy Concord. I really am very sorry, how could I know
[06:16:53] Jack Xristeu > licence?
[06:16:58] Himei > yeah, no worries. that happens a lot with this game.
[06:17:05] Himei > yes
[06:17:08] Himei > it's a deal we offer
[06:17:30] Himei > for 200 million isk, our salvage retrieval specialists will allow you unhindered use of mission space
[06:17:33] Himei > for two weeks
[06:17:37] Jack Xristeu > i see, and for this specialist attention how much is the licence and what are its benefits?
[06:18:17] Himei > well, for starters, we could get you back your data cores
[06:18:28] Jack Xristeu > damn I just lost my 185 mill ship, and i have no isk to buy a nudder one
[06:18:42] Himei > we may be able to make a special arrangement
[06:18:48] Himei > how much isk do you have on you right now?
[06:19:02] Jack Xristeu > does it come with a wheelchair and crutches?
[06:19:38] Himei > that's not currently part of our licensing package, but!
[06:19:40] Jack Xristeu > the mission at most would bag around 1.4 million isk plus points.
[06:19:49] Himei > if it would help, we can throw in some  <url=showinfo:17765>Exotic Dancers</url>
[06:19:56] Jack Xristeu > ha
[06:20:27] Jack Xristeu > probably all ironsides made outta reclaimed droid parts
[06:20:32] Poor Lazarus > but you're going to have to pay <url=showinfo:30768>a lot of money</url>
[06:21:04] Himei > unfortunately, yes
[06:21:04] Jack Xristeu > cant pay what i no have anymore
[06:21:15] Himei > if we started making too many exceptions, everyone would want a special deal, you see?
[06:21:36] Himei > what do you think you can pay right now?
[06:21:44] Jack Xristeu > i gues i need to move to the other end of the universe, now that I found you lovely lil restaraunt at this end of the universe
[06:22:05] Himei > we can see about getting your ship out of the impoundment lot
[06:22:08] Himei > but you need to work with us
[06:22:12] Poor Lazarus > Actually, Tear Extraction has full coverage of High Security space
[06:22:14] Jack Xristeu > oh
[06:22:44] Himei > so to ask again, what can you afford to pay for it right now?
[06:22:45] Jack Xristeu > you mean work on the Salad bar,  Thats a mayonaising offer
[06:22:46] Poor Lazarus > We have regional managers in every major area to assist you with your wrecks and loot
[06:23:07] Himei > we might be able to make something work
[06:23:20] Jack Xristeu > does it come with a uniform a workout, training and some stake knives
[06:23:43] Jack Xristeu > besides i was getting lonely getting bashed up all the time
[06:25:00] Himei > I wouldn't worry about that
[06:25:11] Himei > our salvage assistants are always more than happy to keep you company!
[06:25:28] Jack Xristeu > and they are sooooo  pretty
[06:25:52] Jack Xristeu > pretty ugly i mean
[06:26:44] Himei > welp
[06:26:45] Poor Lazarus > Ah, Mr. Xristeu.... my manager has been kind enough to take time out of her busy schedule to negotiatte terms
[06:26:52] Himei > if you still need your ship, the offer stands
[06:26:58] Himei > i've tried very hard to make something work for you here
[06:27:03] Jack Xristeu > look im interested in joining
[06:27:03] Poor Lazarus > If you are unwilling to co operate, she may return to her other duties
[06:27:30] Poor Lazarus > Himei, is that POS seige still going on? Are we making progress?
[06:27:40] Jack Xristeu > but i have a massive migraine literally. My boss is in Korea and I have a shitload to do
[06:27:56] Himei > Hold on, let me ask - docked for a minute to check up on this
[06:28:29] Himei > yeah, as planned. I really ought to be back out there
[06:28:47] Jack Xristeu > you have my email send me your terms for joining.  I am in Australia and play everyday between 4.30 and 6.30
[06:28:52] Jack Xristeu > pm aus time
[06:29:20] Jack Xristeu > seems like a cucrative business
[06:29:31] Jack Xristeu > lucrative
[06:29:41] Himei > Oh, you wanted to become a salvage assistant?
[06:29:51] Jack Xristeu > yeah
[06:29:55] Himei > I could talk with the directors and see what we can do right now
[06:30:02] Himei > but we will need to clear your prior record up
[06:30:06] Jack Xristeu > I am in need of some learning and exp
[06:30:25] Himei > we can't very well accept someone with an outstanding ticket, can we? there has to be some order here.
[06:30:56] Jack Xristeu > it chip is only worth about 5 mill at the most including points so i'll pay that if you want.
[06:31:30] Jack Xristeu > otherwise, i really need to sign off before my head explodes
[06:31:47] Himei > As i've explained above, our standard rates in situations like this call for 200 million isk. For that, we could return your ship and your cores, clear your record, and see about getting you in.
[06:32:00] Himei > I understand that you can't pay that right now, but how much of it can you afford?
[06:32:01] Jack Xristeu > and i only have 61mill in toatl and no ship bar a reaper
[06:32:08] Himei > Alright
[06:32:13] Himei > Hold on, let me check with our CEO
[06:33:07] Himei > He says it's alright if I waive the fee to 50 million for you
[06:33:14] Jack Xristeu > 61,084,656.97isk
[06:33:32] Jack Xristeu > how do i pay it?
[06:33:50] Himei > just right-click on me and pick 'give money'
[06:34:03] Himei > once i've received it, i'll pass your name to our directors
[06:34:05] Jack Xristeu > what guarantee do i have?
[06:34:40] Jack Xristeu > well there it goes
[06:34:42] Himei > oh, our CEO wouldn't have us reneging on any deals
[06:34:46] Jack Xristeu > 50 million
[06:34:48] Himei > it would tarnish his reputation, you see?
[06:35:03] Himei > 50 million
[06:35:04] Himei > alright
[06:35:11] Himei > i'll tell upper management you're in the clear
[06:35:21] Jack Xristeu > ta
[06:35:21] Himei > they should be in touch with you about becoming a salvage assistant shortly
[06:35:30] Jack Xristeu > k
[06:35:37] Jack Xristeu > my ship, my chip?
[06:36:13] Jack Xristeu > like down the road   Ship and chips
[06:36:25] Himei > we'll have to get it out of impoundment in the corp hangar
[06:36:49] Himei > I've sent your name to our CEO, he should be in touch with you by tomorrow
[06:37:05] Himei > he'll be able to assist with your ship
[06:37:33] Jack Xristeu > thanks for the sympathy vote,  My bro inlaw died of cancer and i have been trying to hold out to keep my sister from fallin apart
[06:37:39] Jack Xristeu > hence the migraine
[06:37:48] Jack Xristeu > see you motorrow
[06:37:53] Himei > happy to be of service. o/
[06:38:12] Jack Xristeu > see mR lAZURUS
[06:38:23] Jack Xristeu > see ya mr waag
[06:38:27] Poor Lazarus > Goodnight Sir
[06:38:38] Poor Lazarus > Thank you for your business
[06:38:57] Jack Xristeu > thanks for the lesson and the headache
[06:39:00] Jack Xristeu > :)