domestics god bible

   >Jokeeer your dinner is ready
    >Joker comes and sit down, happy that he managed to land such a kind and loving trophy wife, despite his faggot cat begging him not to.
    >You should add a little salt, it makes it taste so much better, Ann giggles
    >Of course, joker humours her, the food already taste good enough on its own but he can't say no to that smile.
    >The salt shaker is not screwed on properly, part of Anne's prank, joker looks annoyed and mumbled that he has to go buy a new one, thinking it's broken
    >Ann and Morgana starts laughing
    >Gotcha! Haha
    >Joker gives them a blank stare
    >In one swift motion he gives Anne a clean right hook out of no where, promptly knocking her onto the floor.
    >He flips the table, shattering the plates and wine glasses Anne set.
    >Fuck this shit! I'm going drinking with Ryuji, clean this shit up.
    >Morgana jumps inbetween him and Anne and hisses
    >Joker kicks the cat right out the window and then kicks Anne in the stomach as he leaves

>Fuck sakes not again! Joker raises his hand and goes to hit Makoto
>Joker! Leave this to me, goro winks
>He takes her to the nearly bathroom
>Tells her not to worry that he'll get her cleaned up and joker won't hurt her anymore
>As soon as she's out of the view of the staff he turns around and punches her in the stomach
>Makoto is on the floor heaving
>JOKER
>Joker rushes in and kicks her in the head like a soccer ball
>all out attack
>Goro grabs her by the hair and shoves her head into a urinal while joker rips off his pants revealing his hard dick and pissed on her

>Makoto on stage questioning goro
>She slightly pissed herself when he says he knows who they are
>She tries to stand firm and challenge him
>Goro can see right through this facade
>One of the phantom thieves is... Mako-
>Makoto nijima!
>The crowd is shocked, they start yelling and jump out of their seats, demanding goro arrests her
>She pisses herself on stage
>She tries to run but was stopped by an angry crowd
>Goro looks up at the other phantom thieves and smile
>Goro drags her back on stage and handcuffs her
>What do you think should be done to the rebellious student president?
>True crowd cries for blood
>Goro pulls out his gun and pistol while her, cut her eyebrows
>She's lying in a pool of her own piss
>He looks up at the other phantom thieves and smiles as he pulls the trigger
>Ryuji cringe and stutter rips off his pants revealing his flaccid dick as the crowd cheers for goro
>Good thing I'm wearing gloves
>Joker and goro laughs
>Makoto cries as she's being soaked from head to toe with her and jokers piss

>it's early morning and the smell of coffee fills jokers nose
>Joker gets up from her and sees his wife, Haru waiting for him in the kitchen
>Good morning, I made you some coffee for your first day of work it's a new blend!
>Joker smiles and take a sip
>Did you put shit in my coffee?
>Before haru could even answer joker throws the cup of coffee at harus face
>Its content is scolding her beautiful fine skin
>i fucking love you! How many times are you gonna make me do this?
>Haru begin to reminisce about the past as joker berates her
>How could she have screwed her life up by marrying a criminal like joker.. she misses her old fiancee so much..
>Joker leaves and left haru all by herself
>She checks her phones contacts and sees an old name.
>Oh fiancee kun I miss you...



    >Makoto comes home soaking wet from the rain after doing a 12 shift
    >Sorry for being so late joker! The train was slow today
    >The training is never late, joker grumbled
    >I got your red label you asked for though!
    >joker stands up and grabs her by the throat
    >I WANTED BLACK YOU STUPID WHORE
    >Goro kicks down the door
    >"You're under arrest"
    >Joker is a pussy and can't beat other men in a fight
    >gets the shit beaten out of him by Goro
    >Goro carries his new princesses back home
    >fucks her like she's never been fucked before

    >Ryuji is walking through the school hallways
    >see's Makoto brisk walking around the corner, she looks scared
    >Joker is stalking behind here, he looks pissed
    >Ryuji tails them
    >Joker has Makoto pinned against a wall
    >"Did I not tell you not to speak to other men? Stupid whore."
    >he slaps her
    >Ryuji is shocked, he steps out of the corner instinctively
    >"What the eff, Joker?"
    >Joker turns and glares at him
    >"I'm not above ruining your other leg Ryuji, take a walk"
    >Ryuji is pissed, walks over and grabs Joker
    >"Why don't you try slapping me like that? huh?!"
    >Joker kicks his bum leg
    >Ryuji falls, writhing in pain
    >"I told you to fuck off."
    >Makoto tries to stop him, gets back handed
    >Joker kicks Ryiji in the stomach
    >Just as he cocks back his foot again he he feels a firm hand on his shoulder
    >"Who the he-"
    >Goro gives him the right hook of a life time
    >Joker stumbles back and falls to the ground
    >"Get up Sakamoto" Goro says, extending a hand
    >Ryuji gets up, stumbling
    >"Now then Joker, how about a fair fight." Goro says, eyes narrowed
    >Ryuji raises his dukes
    >Joker begins sweating profusely
    >Ryuji delivers a flurry of boxer like punchers to his face and body
    >Joker falls to the ground unconscious
    >"Can't believe it. Was he effin serious? You think you know people.."
    >Goro sighs. "I guess we were all wrong about him."
    >the two men turn to Makoto
    >"Yo Mako.. uhh...let's go grab a bite to eat yeah?"
    >Ryuji's infectious smile makes her chuckle
    >"v-very well."


>Makoto is in Shibuya buying books
>Sees joker outside
>'accidentally' bump into him as she leaves the store
>invite him out to get some food
>He doesn't say anything and just nods
>She feels her face burning up
>They goto the expensive sushi place at morganas suggestion
>The whole time they just sit and eat in silence
>She tries to make conversation but joker always end it with a straight yes or no answer if he even responds
>Joker suggests they pay for their meal separately cause it's look like they were dating otherwise
>Makoto feels like she's gonna cry
>He orders some sushi for the trip home for morgana
>Joker realises he left his wallet at home
>Makoto pays for their meal and morganas sushi
>200k yen
>They walk to the train station together
>She stammers about how she had a really good time and how he doesn't have to worry about paying her back
>he yawns
>Doesn't say a single word as he boards his train

>Don't cry Makoto...

>Makoto sees Joker laughing and talking to Futaba about Featherman
>the next day she tries talking to him about anime she watched as a kid
>he says "that's nice"
>she shows him her pencil case and other merch
>he doesn't even look at it and says "yeah really great Makoto"
>later see him talking with Futaba, the two glancing over at you and giggling

>Haru is in the school hallway talking to Ryuji
>Out of nowhere Makoto pops around the corner and slaps haru
>I told you that you're not allowed to talk to my boyfriend!
>Haru puts a hand over her red cheek as Makoto yell at her
>Makoto, we were only talking about phatom thieves stuff why you gotta ac-
>Makoto puts her arm around ryujis waist and starts to cry
>You're the only one who cares about me, I won't lose you!
>Haru chimes in
>aww mako-chan you're so sweet
>Makoto swings around and pushes haru who grabs onto makotos tight button up shirt causing both to fall into the ground
>Makoto is on top of haru with her shirt ripped open both of them exchanging slaps
>A crowd starts to gather as words of the catfight reaches the other students
>Haru sticks her finger inside makotos mouth
>Get off me makochan!
>Ohhhh shit! For real??
>Ryuji felt blood rushing to his lower body

>Joker has a shitty day
>Comes back home to see Makoto putting on makeup
>What are you doing?
>I'm going out tonight
>With who?
>None of your damn business joker, I'm sick of you talking to me like a slave
>Joker leaves the room
>Comes back with a golf iron
>Goes to swing at makotos head
>Suddenly feels a hand on his shoulder
>He turns around
>It's Ryuji
>Fist meets his face before he could react
>Ryuji puts his foot down on jokers chest
>You're never going to hurt her again, bastard.
>Yusuke pops out of the closet and hands Ryuji his katana
>Ryuji slices jokers throat, nice and slow.
>The three of them watches life drain from his eyes
>The last thing joker saw was Ryuji ripping off his pants revealing his hard dick

>Fuck sakes not again! Joker raises his hand and goes to hit Makoto
>Joker! Leave this to me, goro winks
>He takes her to the nearly bathroom
>Tells her not to worry that he'll get her cleaned up and joker won't hurt her anymore
>As soon as she's out of the view of the staff he turns around and punches her in the stomach
>Makoto is on the floor heaving
>JOKER
>Joker rushes in and kicks her in the head like a soccer ball
>all out attack
>Goro grabs her by the hair and shoves her head into a urinal while joker rips off his pants revealing his hard dick and pissed on her
>Good thing I'm wearing gloves
>Joker and goro laughs
>Makoto cries as she's being soaked from head to toe with her and jokers piss

>Futaba comes home, tired from her work.
>This time it was harsh, she had to spend 3 entire days focusing on the research of a new development in her field of work
>She looks around
>Joker is nowhere to be seen
>Futaba sighs
>She wasn't dumb, she knew he was cheating on her but still she didn't want to actually believe in it...
>Well whatever, all she wanted right now was to watch her favorite show and rest
>"Mom"
>Futaba looked down, it was her 10 year old daughter, Yotsuba.
>"Mom, dad left yesterday and didn't come back...I'm hungry and itchy"
>Yotsuba was a bit of a baby for her age, she was also very attached to Futaba herself. Deep down Futaba considered Yotsuba to be one of the reasons for her current marriage crisis since she couldn't "attend" to Joker whenever she was home due to how much her daughter demanded her
>"...I'll fix something for you, just let me watch my program first okay?"
>But then...Futaba noticed the TV set was broken
>"Sowwy mom, I-I was playing with a ball and I didn't see i-"
>"Y-You bitch!"
>Futaba didn't think, her regret and frustration acted for her and she smacked Yotsuba right in her face
>"M-mom? I'm sowwy~"
>Tears
>A crazed look passed through Futaba's face
>"I'll teach you...I'll teach you how to grow up, Yotsuba-chan"
>Futaba couldn't think. It felt good to beat her daughter up so she did it again
>And again and again and again...

>Yotsuba was confused
>Who was this person?
>Surely she wasn't her mom
>her mom was kind and happy and she loved Yotsuba, she would never hurt her
>this woman had an ugly smile in her face and liked to hurt her. A lot.
>At the moment, Yotsuba was naked, tied to her bed with sturdy ropes
>Her "mom" had given her a time of rest after multiple seasons of beatings in which Yotsuba kept drifting in and out of consiciousness
>"Yotsuba-chan~ rest is over~"
>The "mom" was carrying a bucket full of... something
>"Why a-are you doing this to me"
>The woman stopped, her face distorted into something even more uglier
>"...You ruined my life. BECAUSE of you, I lost my husband, you're a leech a parasite that shouldn't have existed"
>"M-mom, please"
>"SHUT UP, now as I was saying, I brought something for you"
>The bucket was full of maggots, cockroaches and disgusting things
>"These are your friends Yotsuba-chan, since they're ALL insects like you, you'll understand them"
>"No, no, NOOOOOO. Mommy, stop it, stoppitstoppitstoppit!!"
>the contents of the bucket fell on top of her
>Futaba watched with glee as her daughter squirmed with desesperation as cockroaches and multiple maggots entered the various little holes in her body

 >joker is woken up in the middle of the night by harus giggling
>He walks into the living room and sees her happily tapping away at her laptop
>He sneaks up on her and looks over his shoulder and what he sees makes him cringe
>She was messaging her old fiance
>'lets meet up tomorrow and get together again, fiancee kun, I miss your magic fingers ;).'
>Jokers blood boils as he reads harus flirtatious messages
>He grabs her by her hair and drags her to the bathroom
>>Wait, joker!! I can explain
>Joker grabs his shaver and runs it through harus hair repeatedly and force feeds haru her hair
>You dirty fucking whore! You're lucky I don't fucking kill you
>Joker rushes out of the house
>As soon as haru know he's gone she gets on her phone and call fiancee kun
>He's hit me again... Haru cried
>Please come over, I don't wanna be alone.

>sojiro is working as usual
>business is bad
>LeBlanc will be closed down at the end of the year at this rate
>Front door opens, finally a customer
>Ah welcome
>It's futaba
>Sojirooo, I hunger!
>I'll make you some curry when a customer orders it, business has been slo-
>But you never get any customers!
>Futaba points and laughs at him
>He lunges over the counter and gives her a clean hit to the face
>Joker is woken up by the commotion
>He rushed down stairs and pull sojiro off her
>Her face is all bloody she's missing a tooth
>You're unforgivable
>Joker picks futaba up and carries her home


 >It was a quiet Sunday evening when Makoto invites haru out to the park
 >What a surprise, haru thought, she never had the chance to bond with many people besides joker since she joined the team
 >She sees Makoto sitting on a park bench besides the pond
 >Haru happily skips over clutching tightly to the picnic basket containing the sandwiches and fruit juice she had made herself
 >Makochan~ sorry for being late! I brought some food in case you were hu-
 >Makoto gives haru a slap across the cheek
 >Didn't we tell you to never speak to joker you fucking slut?
 >But makochan, I thought we were friends...
 >Makoto can't help but laugh at Harus feeble voice trembling
 >Makoto tries to grabs Harus picnic basket but was met with resistance
 >N-no, what are you doing? My basket!
 >Makoto knocks haru to the ground with a punch to the face, the food and juices scattered onto the dirt
 >To fetch it if you want it, bitch!
 >Makoto throws the beautifully weaved basket into the river
 >Haru curls up into a ball and cries helplessly as Makoto make her escape



Domestics God, who art at work,
hallowed be Thy Name,
thy abuse come,
thy will be done,
on Earth as it is in /pg/.

Give us this day our daily comfy.
And forgive us our trespasses,
as we forgive Discorders
who trespass against us.

And lead us not into temptation,
but deliver us from avatarfags.

For thine is the kingdom,
and the power, and the glory,
for ever and ever. Amen.