Painting Generator

$name : Painting Generator
$author : Orteil
$description : Generates a work of art.
$amount : 1
$button : Conjure masterpiece

$thing
apple
pear
peach
coconut
banana
fruit bowl
teapot
teacup
spoon
knife
fork
lemon
plate of pasta
baby
girl
boy
person
young man
young woman
man
woman
gentleman
lady
old person
businessman
salesman
ballerina
princess
prince
wizard
king
queen
witch
dragon
knight
singer
comedian
magician
artist
cook
clown
mime
dictator
president
flower pot
monster
creature
ice cream cone
cookie
fridge
oven
bunny
penguin
llama
horse
beetle
spider
bird
duck
mouse
bat
monkey
whale
fish
bear
shark
cat
dog
wolf
frog
snake
dolphin
chicken
brain
skeleton
skull
eyeball
rose
hat
robot
android
ghost
dinosaur
flower
tree
mushroom
worm
snowflake
clock
violin
tuba
saxophone
harp
piano
cosmic abomination
video game character
pizza slice
sphere
cube
ovoid
torus
square
triangle
line
dot
pyramid
abstract blob
hand
foot
beak
mouth
eye
tentacle
god
ancestor
unicorn
vampire
midget
giant
mountain
caveman
feather
bubble
detective
cop
spinning top
sponge
doll
train
manbox
person dressed as an animal
animal dressed as a person
moustache
fetus
egg
phone
television
computer
humanoid
anthill
beehive
octopus
couple
pair of shoes
mirror
bottle of hot sauce
angel
snowman
carrot

$adj
an ugly
a disfigured
a shapeless
a faceless
a rancid
a misshapen
a happy
a happy little
a plump little
a fat little
a sad
a giant
a miniature
a small
a huge
an insane
a crazy
a big-nosed
a big-mouthed
a long-eared
a scary
a talking
a jolly
a merry
a bearded
a tall
a stout
a smiling
a tap-dancing
a very distressed-looking
a depressed
a lovestruck
a wandering
an eerie
a sleepy
a lonely
a naked
a disturbing
a confused
an evil-looking
a headless
a tidy little
a moist
a shrivelled
an eyeless
a bulging
a murderous
a skinny
a skeletal
a ghostly
a tentacled
a monstrous
a horned
a robotic
a wooden
a metal
a translucent
a rad
a pretty cool
a well-dressed
a regretful
a hopeful
a famous
an infamous
a friendly
a flying
a winged
a jealous
a satisfied
a spiteful
an elegant
a dapper
a mirrored
a spicy
a gleeful
an angry
an obscene

$tverb
harassing
dancing with
screaming at
yelling at
laughing at
smiling at
kissing
licking
arguing with
crying over
eating
mourning
devouring
killing
seducing
courting
hanging out with
having a chat with
drawing
painting
running towards
insulting
stabbing
tickling
nibbling
hugging
watching
looking at
staring at
pointing at
running away from
chasing
stalking
following
holding hands with
being mean to
being nice to
sharing toys with
tearing apart
trying to touch
reaching for
giving birth to
cleaning up
strangling
exploring with
lasering
cutting up
singing for
intimidating
ignoring
trying to eat
suffocating under the weight of
searching for
fishing for
trying to lure
explaining something to
laying on
jumping on
stomping on
marrying
rejecting
playing with
toying with
fused to
softly rubbing
spreading jam on
drooling on
climbing on
stepping on
putting a hat on
cradling
breastfeeding
stretching a tongue towards
staring down
sitting on

$verb
dancing
screaming
crying
laughing
flying
sleeping
resting
thinking
tap-dancing
smiling
meditating
wiggling
jiggling
looking away
shivering
shaking
shaking violently
trembling
moaning
drooling
twitching
spinning
melting
phasing out of existence
breathing heavily
dying
slowly dying
floating away
looking terrified
looking happy as can be
playing music
reading a book
losing all sanity
slowly coming this way
stifling laughter
pretending not to notice anything
yawning
singing
stretching
taking notes
teleporting
drowning
suffocating
vomiting
flying away
swimming away
shapeshifting
changing shapes
morphing into something else
tearing apart
bursting into treats
trying to escape death
sobbing sadly
clapping
staring at the viewer
blowing a raspberry
making a prank call
looking upset
looking bored
looking sad
looking exhausted
jogging
spilling spaghetti
looking satisfied
partying
skiing
rotting away
wearing a hat
emitting a fine mist
dripping with slime
covered in cracks
turning into something else
eating [adj] [thing]

$location
in outer space
in the moonlight
under a starry night
under a stormy sky
under a red sky
under an otherworldly sky
in a kitchen
among the clouds
in the sky
on a table
in a blank room
outside a house
in a dark room
on a bed
on a couch
in a living-room
in front of a house
on top of a house
in the ocean
on the beach
on an airplane
on a boat
in front of a window
on top of a building
on the town square
in a dark cave
in the forest
in the desert
on top of a mountain
in a snowy landscape
in a storm
in an urban setting
in a metropolis
in a bar
at a party
in a medieval setting
in a futuristic setting
in a restaurant
in an elegant stairway
in a castle
in a lavish palace
in a museum
in an ancient temple
in an alien construction
in an industrial landscape
on a movie set
in an opera
surrounded by strange contraptions
in a laboratory
surrounded by geometric patterns
in an abstract landscape
in a geometric landscape
on an alien planet
in a bloody landscape
in a bleak landscape
in a post-apocalyptic landscape
in an alternate dimension
in a historic scene
in a bathroom
in a romantic setting
surrounded by ruins
in a library
underwater
in a wasteland
in a long, dark corridor
in a dark alley
surrounded by dancing figures
surrounded by judging faces
surrounded by twisted statues
under the rain
atop a hill
in the sewers
on the Moon's surface

$desc
[adj] [thing,#obj1] [verb] [location]
[adj] [thing,#obj1] [location]. The [#obj1] is [verb]
[adj] [thing,#obj1] and [adj] [thing,#obj2] [location]. The [#obj1] is [tverb] the [#obj2]
[adj] [thing,#obj1] and [adj] [thing,#obj2] [location]. The [#obj2] is [verb], and the [#obj1] is [verb]
[adj] [thing,#obj1] [tverb] [adj] [thing,#obj2]. The [#obj2] is [verb]
[adj] [thing,#obj1] [tverb] [adj] [thing,#obj2] [location]

$extra
[ [as|while] [adj] [thing]|. [Adj] [thing]] [watches|sits in the corner|stares longingly|watches on, judging|giggles softly|sobs quietly|fumes in rage in the corner|hovers in the distance|rises over the horizon] {10%}

$out
A painting of [desc][extra].