HAURCHEFANT
(-???-)Abandon your quarrel, your tongues are sharp enough to shave an urchin!
HAURCHEFANT
(-???-)Treespeak sends for the finest chocobo in Coerthas, and I have brought it thus... Now, what ails you that you would keep me waiting?
CHOCOBOMISSIONARY
But that armor is Haurche─ ...No, that can't be. Excuse me, who are you? I didn't send for a horse-head to deliver my chocobo!
HAURCHEFANT
Well, if you cannot name me, I have no name to claim! The helm I bought off a passing adventurer. It has a certain...vigor that appealed to me.
HAURCHEFANT
Esteemed visitor from the East, I have the honor to have been born under the unicorn sigil of a proud house. Horn or no, I know the love you bear for the mount of your homeland.
HAURCHEFANT
The supple muscles under the silky coat, the music of the hooves...the velvet of the muzzle, and the inscrutable black sea of their eyes. Ah, the horse!
HAURCHEFANT
But I am also a man of Coerthas, where the love of chocobos runs as deep as their bloodline runs pure. Which is better, bird or horse? I could not say.
HORSEMISSIONARY
You could not say? Exactly useless, then, was that soliloquy! M'lord seems not to comprehend that I am now honor-bound to prove the horse superior to this...this chit!
HAURCHEFANT
Then your honor is forfeit, as is hers. The finest creature here is neither the horse nor the chocobo...
HAURCHEFANT
...but this adventurer!
HAURCHEFANT
...but my trusted comrade of many adventures, !
HAURCHEFANT
Look at the scars upon her kabuto. How mightily she must have toiled to become a horse...and against all odds, succeed!
HAURCHEFANT
The docility to accept well-nigh impossible commands, the physical talents to carry them out─to a warrior born such as I, there are no virtues greater in a steed!
HAURCHEFANT
I say, be my personal steed! There will be none greater, furred or feathered. The finest carrots you will have. Your feet I will scrape, and...
CHOCOBOMISSIONARY
Uh, Lord Haur─I mean, Lord No-name, I think you made your point. You can stop now. Please.
HORSEMISSIONARY
I must agree with m'lady here. If we agree to discuss the matter at some later and calmer time, m'lord, will you refrain from further flying of fancies?
HAURCHEFANT
Well, if you are in agreement, I see no further need for my presence here. I shall take the chocobo and return north.
HAURCHEFANT
Adventurer, we were well met. A woman of your talents is welcome at our camp any time.
HAURCHEFANT
, we were well met again. You will one day make your way back to our camp, I trust? We will sit by the fire and talk of glory and adventure!
HAURCHEFANT
May the new turn be a blessed one!