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In which Arkheo Primus and Iinito have an anime fight

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  1. Oct 26 20:58:04 * Now talking on #RPGStuck_Noncanonstrife
  2. Oct 26 20:58:06 * ProcyonDM (uid77356@id-77356.highgate.irccloud.com) has joined
  3. Oct 26 20:58:17 * IInito_Ufanir (IInito_Ufa@c-50-134-40-49.hsd1.va.comcast.net) has joined
  4. Oct 26 20:58:17 <Arkheo_Primus> ((can i make a crappy opening monologue now))
  5. Oct 26 20:58:21 <IInito_Ufanir> yeye son
  6. Oct 26 20:58:25 * You are now known as Mike_Sardon
  7. Oct 26 20:58:36 <Mike_Sardon> ((this starts at the halloween party when we were the only two people left in the room))
  8. Oct 26 20:58:54 <Mike_Sardon> "It's just you and me, Iinito."
  9. Oct 26 20:59:09 <ProcyonDM> ((Wait which room?))
  10. Oct 26 20:59:09 * IInito_Ufanir iinito makes a dramatic pause
  11. Oct 26 20:59:13 <Mike_Sardon> the bar
  12. Oct 26 20:59:23 <Mike_Sardon> ((but it will change to final destination through space warps))
  13. Oct 26 20:59:23 <IInito_Ufanir> "GOd fUcking dAmn yOur Ugly."
  14. Oct 26 20:59:33 <Mike_Sardon> "Just you...."
  15. Oct 26 20:59:53 <IInito_Ufanir> "ShUt It"
  16. Oct 26 20:59:59 * Mike_Sardon 's eyes close. When they open, they turn pure golden, no hint of pupils or irises or any normal eye parts.
  17. Oct 26 21:00:08 <IInito_Ufanir> "It mAkes mE wAnna gAg tO sEe yOur mOuth mOve."
  18. Oct 26 21:00:08 <Mike_Sardon> "...and me, Iinito."
  19. Oct 26 21:00:24 * You are now known as Arkheo_Primus
  20. Oct 26 21:00:49 * Arkheo_Primus 's clothes glow, and when they stop glowing, they turn into black robes, which morph into armor.
  21. Oct 26 21:01:05 <Arkheo_Primus> "Arkheo Primus is beyond trash talk."
  22. Oct 26 21:01:26 <IInito_Ufanir> "NOt bEyond bEing A tOtal bItch It sEems."
  23. Oct 26 21:01:31 <Arkheo_Primus> "Arkheo Primus is Eternal Spirit of the Arena, of Trial by Combat, of Honor, Justice, and Glory."
  24. Oct 26 21:01:53 <Arkheo_Primus> "You have been chosen to fight Arkheo Primus."
  25. Oct 26 21:01:59 <IInito_Ufanir> "And bEing A bItch."
  26. Oct 26 21:02:03 <Arkheo_Primus> "Ready yourself, for this may be your final hour."
  27. Oct 26 21:02:18 <ProcyonDM> ((Blah blah blah))
  28. Oct 26 21:02:27 * Procyon (~procyona@c-50-152-241-203.hsd1.ca.comcast.net) has joined
  29. Oct 26 21:02:34 * Arkheo_Primus raises arms, and lightning bolts destroy the room, until the lightning bolts stop and it becomes a replica of Final Destination.
  30. Oct 26 21:02:37 <IInito_Ufanir> "GEt On wIth It"
  31. Oct 26 21:02:47 <Arkheo_Primus> ((hold on i'm having fun with this))
  32. Oct 26 21:02:55 <IInito_Ufanir> "Oh wOw, hOw Original."
  33. Oct 26 21:03:05 <IInito_Ufanir> "FInal fUcking dEstination"
  34. Oct 26 21:03:06 <Arkheo_Primus> "Test your might, Iinito."
  35. Oct 26 21:03:17 <IInito_Ufanir> "I Am nOt A mAn Of mIght."
  36. Oct 26 21:03:20 <IInito_Ufanir> <trade sheets>
  37. Oct 26 21:03:22 * Arkheo_Primus cracks knuckles, and stops levitating.
  38. Oct 26 21:03:25 <IInito_Ufanir> <https://docs.google.com/document/d/1V1YMvBnuLbqPJMTh0GCwyxjZ9IssKNzuRLIbkRA8W7w/edit#heading=h.q80ugel6y2ag>
  39. Oct 26 21:03:32 <Procyon> ((i was just about to ask, thank ya
  40. Oct 26 21:03:47 <Arkheo_Primus> https://docs.google.com/document/d/1AIdnaVKvfD7JdTj5Ed_SA7l0wQPyo6_Pr4Ij8_v-elE/edit
  41. Oct 26 21:04:41 <Procyon> ((dude what is patron of misfortune even))
  42. Oct 26 21:05:10 <IInito_Ufanir> <iinitos unique feat>
  43. Oct 26 21:05:15 <IInito_Ufanir> <already been approved>
  44. Oct 26 21:05:21 <Procyon> ((why))
  45. Oct 26 21:05:25 <IInito_Ufanir> <gonna be active in canon after they revive him>
  46. Oct 26 21:05:27 <Arkheo_Primus> ((I want a unique feat))
  47. Oct 26 21:05:39 <IInito_Ufanir> <whale it took me a week to get it approved>
  48. Oct 26 21:05:45 <IInito_Ufanir> <and my character dying>
  49. Oct 26 21:06:16 <IInito_Ufanir> <now lets do this nerds>
  50. Oct 26 21:06:23 <Procyon> ((how did he die from it))
  51. Oct 26 21:06:33 <IInito_Ufanir> <he didnt die from it>
  52. Oct 26 21:06:46 <IInito_Ufanir> <he died BEFORE he got it>
  53. Oct 26 21:06:54 <Arkheo_Primus> ((let's do this))
  54. Oct 26 21:06:55 <IInito_Ufanir> <this is his revival gift :^y>
  55. Oct 26 21:07:31 <Procyon> ((Sure))
  56. Oct 26 21:07:40 <IInito_Ufanir> < "gift" >
  57. Oct 26 21:07:43 <Procyon> ====STRIFE====
  58. Oct 26 21:07:46 * Arkheo_Primus descends to the platform, and transforms into an indigo-blooded troll, keeping the golden eyes, but this time with horns sort of like a capital L with the short end sticking up and the long end going backwards.
  59. Oct 26 21:08:04 <IInito_Ufanir> Roll 1d20 for initiative
  60. Oct 26 21:08:13 <IInito_Ufanir> <shit no dice bruh>
  61. Oct 26 21:08:30 * `DICE (~RayGold@pool-98-113-252-119.nycmny.fios.verizon.net) has joined
  62. Oct 26 21:08:37 <Arkheo_Primus> ((you're welcome))
  63. Oct 26 21:08:41 <IInito_Ufanir> roll 1d20 for initiative
  64. Oct 26 21:08:42 <`DICE> IInito_Ufanir rolled 1d20 for initiative [ 1d20=19 ]{19}
  65. Oct 26 21:08:48 <IInito_Ufanir> <take that biiiaaatch>
  66. Oct 26 21:08:50 <Arkheo_Primus> ((motherfuck))
  67. Oct 26 21:08:56 <Arkheo_Primus> roll 1d20+1 for initiative
  68. Oct 26 21:08:56 <`DICE> Arkheo_Primus rolled 1d20+1 for initiative [ 1d20=10 ]{11}
  69. Oct 26 21:09:11 <Arkheo_Primus> ((do you get a critfail on initiative))
  70. Oct 26 21:09:18 <IInito_Ufanir> <nah>
  71. Oct 26 21:09:30 <IInito_Ufanir> <how would that even work man>
  72. Oct 26 21:09:33 <Procyon> ((10 and below))
  73. Oct 26 21:09:34 <IInito_Ufanir> <that just means your last>
  74. Oct 26 21:09:39 <Procyon> ((oh shit))
  75. Oct 26 21:10:08 <IInito_Ufanir> <a critfail on initiative would probably only be a problem in a match with more than two people>
  76. Oct 26 21:10:14 <IInito_Ufanir> <but this is totally up to proyo>
  77. Oct 26 21:10:23 <Procyon> ((you go last))
  78. Oct 26 21:10:30 <IInito_Ufanir> <thought so>
  79. Oct 26 21:10:38 <Procyon> IInito, your move
  80. Oct 26 21:10:40 * Iinito (IInito_Ufa@c-50-134-40-49.hsd1.va.comcast.net) has joined
  81. Oct 26 21:10:45 <Iinito> Iinito sits down
  82. Oct 26 21:10:58 <Arkheo_Primus> ((https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBnVbDJ6irM))
  83. Oct 26 21:11:01 <Iinito> yells profanities at the opponent
  84. Oct 26 21:11:12 <Iinito> roll 1d20+4 for intimidate
  85. Oct 26 21:11:13 <`DICE> Iinito rolled 1d20+4 for intimidate [ 1d20=19 ]{23}
  86. Oct 26 21:11:19 <Procyon> roll against
  87. Oct 26 21:11:20 <`DICE> Procyon rolled against error: malformed expression
  88. Oct 26 21:11:23 <Iinito> <oh shit dice your mah friend today>
  89. Oct 26 21:11:26 <Arkheo_Primus> ((how do i roll against))
  90. Oct 26 21:11:32 <Iinito> <insight>
  91. Oct 26 21:11:52 <Arkheo_Primus> ((shit i have the best idea for a feat now))
  92. Oct 26 21:11:55 * IInito_Ufanir has quit (Quit: http://www.kiwiirc.com/ - A hand crafted IRC client)
  93. Oct 26 21:12:01 <Arkheo_Primus> ((and for arkheo it actually makes sense))
  94. Oct 26 21:12:11 <Iinito> <whale its too late>
  95. Oct 26 21:12:13 <Iinito> <go one>
  96. Oct 26 21:12:15 <Arkheo_Primus> roll 1d20+1
  97. Oct 26 21:12:16 <`DICE> Arkheo_Primus rolled 1d20+1 [ 1d20=17 ]{18}
  98. Oct 26 21:12:16 <Iinito> <on>
  99. Oct 26 21:12:25 <Iinito> Arkheo is intimidates
  100. Oct 26 21:12:33 <Iinito> Iinito uses a bottled smoke
  101. Oct 26 21:12:35 <Iinito> and ends his turn.
  102. Oct 26 21:12:41 <Arkheo_Primus> "Whoa. That is some pretty foul language."
  103. Oct 26 21:12:50 <Arkheo_Primus> "Arkheo Primus does not appreciate that."
  104. Oct 26 21:13:08 <Procyon> He says like a little intimidated bitch
  105. Oct 26 21:13:22 <Iinito> <lol>
  106. Oct 26 21:13:25 <Arkheo_Primus> ((dice stahp it))
  107. Oct 26 21:14:23 <Procyon> ark, your turn
  108. Oct 26 21:14:32 <Arkheo_Primus> ((what does smoke bottle do))
  109. Oct 26 21:14:49 <Iinito> <makes me invisible>
  110. Oct 26 21:15:23 <Iinito> <bruh your turn bruh>
  111. Oct 26 21:15:33 * Arkheo_Primus throws a grenade randomly into the smoke.
  112. Oct 26 21:15:55 <Iinito> <rollololol>
  113. Oct 26 21:16:00 <Arkheo_Primus> roll 3d10
  114. Oct 26 21:16:00 <`DICE> Arkheo_Primus rolled 3d10 [ 3d10=22 ]{22}
  115. Oct 26 21:16:10 <Iinito> <what no>
  116. Oct 26 21:16:16 <Arkheo_Primus> oh
  117. Oct 26 21:16:19 <Iinito> <roll for hit>
  118. Oct 26 21:16:21 <Procyon> ((you gotta make some massive rolls for that
  119. Oct 26 21:16:25 <Arkheo_Primus> ((what's the hit roll))
  120. Oct 26 21:16:40 <Arkheo_Primus> ((something against AC i forgot))
  121. Oct 26 21:16:45 <Iinito> <dex mod against AC>
  122. Oct 26 21:16:48 <Procyon> ((how big is the smoke vs how big is the nade?))
  123. Oct 26 21:17:02 <Arkheo_Primus> ((grenade is 5 ft))
  124. Oct 26 21:17:08 <Arkheo_Primus> ((idk how big smoke is
  125. Oct 26 21:17:10 <Arkheo_Primus> ))
  126. Oct 26 21:17:17 <Procyon> ((iinito?))
  127. Oct 26 21:17:19 <Arkheo_Primus> roll 1d20+1
  128. Oct 26 21:17:19 <`DICE> Arkheo_Primus rolled 1d20+1 [ 1d20=18 ]{19}
  129. Oct 26 21:17:22 <Iinito> <i dunno its bottled smoke man>
  130. Oct 26 21:17:22 <Iinito> <it just makes me invisible>
  131. Oct 26 21:17:33 <Arkheo_Primus> ((YES! one above your AC))
  132. Oct 26 21:17:33 <Iinito> <oh shit son he hit>
  133. Oct 26 21:17:38 * Thingymabob (Thingymabo@CPE-120-145-151-48.lnse2.pie.bigpond.net.au) has joined
  134. Oct 26 21:17:41 <Iinito> <roll for damage then>
  135. Oct 26 21:17:53 <Arkheo_Primus> ((i already did))
  136. Oct 26 21:17:58 <Arkheo_Primus> Arkheo_Primus> roll 3d10
  137. Oct 26 21:17:58 <Arkheo_Primus> <`DICE> Arkheo_Primus rolled 3d10 [ 3d10=22 ]{22}
  138. Oct 26 21:18:01 <Iinito> <uh, sure then>
  139. Oct 26 21:18:02 <Iinito> <i guess>
  140. Oct 26 21:18:31 <Iinito> <31/53>
  141. Oct 26 21:18:38 <Iinito> any other moves?
  142. Oct 26 21:19:06 <Arkheo_Primus> Arkheo moves just out of Iinito's reach.
  143. Oct 26 21:19:24 <Iinito> End?
  144. Oct 26 21:19:32 <Arkheo_Primus> ((He has fast movement which is 40 feet movement if you add the 10 extra to 30 base so he can do that))
  145. Oct 26 21:19:41 <Arkheo_Primus> ((well it's not like there's much else he can do))
  146. Oct 26 21:19:41 <Iinito> <k>
  147. Oct 26 21:19:44 <Arkheo_Primus> ((end))
  148. Oct 26 21:19:44 <Iinito> <END?>
  149. Oct 26 21:19:48 <Arkheo_Primus> ((end))
  150. Oct 26 21:19:50 <Arkheo_Primus> END
  151. Oct 26 21:19:53 <Iinito> Iinito just sits there
  152. Oct 26 21:20:02 <Iinito> Playin his fuckin flute (parry)
  153. Oct 26 21:20:21 <Iinito> <AC increase to 22>
  154. Oct 26 21:20:29 <Iinito> <until next attack>
  155. Oct 26 21:20:43 <Iinito> He looks intently at his opponent. (calculate)
  156. Oct 26 21:20:54 <Arkheo_Primus> ((what are all these movez))
  157. Oct 26 21:20:58 <Arkheo_Primus> ((idk how2dnd))
  158. Oct 26 21:21:03 <Iinito> roll 2#1d20+10
  159. Oct 26 21:21:03 <`DICE> Iinito rolled 2#1d20+10 [ 1d20=20 ]{30}, [ 1d20=2 ]{12}
  160. Oct 26 21:21:28 <Iinito> <its all in the rpgstuck handbook bruh>
  161. Oct 26 21:21:57 <Iinito> Iinito uses the calculate feat to apply a disadvantage to Arkheos attacks until the next turn.
  162. Oct 26 21:22:02 <Iinito> End.
  163. Oct 26 21:22:29 <Arkheo_Primus> ((clever bastard))
  164. Oct 26 21:22:33 <Arkheo_Primus> ((but i can play your game))
  165. Oct 26 21:22:44 <Arkheo_Primus> "Clever."
  166. Oct 26 21:22:49 <Arkheo_Primus> "I can play your game."
  167. Oct 26 21:23:06 <Iinito> "BUt cAn yOu bEat mE In It?"
  168. Oct 26 21:23:21 <Arkheo_Primus> "What does winning mean in the end?"
  169. Oct 26 21:23:29 <Arkheo_Primus> "What is your definition of it?"
  170. Oct 26 21:23:36 <Arkheo_Primus> "That you must find within your heart."
  171. Oct 26 21:23:41 <Iinito> "SUrviving."
  172. Oct 26 21:24:05 <Procyon> ((so cheeeesy))
  173. Oct 26 21:24:11 * Arkheo_Primus parries by going on with anime lines.
  174. Oct 26 21:24:18 <Arkheo_Primus> ((AC is now 24))
  175. Oct 26 21:25:14 <Arkheo_Primus> "What is surviving?"
  176. Oct 26 21:25:18 <Iinito> "JUst kIdding, wAtching yOu qUiver lIke A bItch In hEat Is A wIn fOr mE."
  177. Oct 26 21:25:22 <Arkheo_Primus> "The survival of your physical form?"
  178. Oct 26 21:25:30 <Arkheo_Primus> "The survival of your ideals?"
  179. Oct 26 21:25:30 <Iinito> "SO I hAve Already wOn."
  180. Oct 26 21:25:48 <Arkheo_Primus> "I can feel your heart beating within. The inner strength you possess."
  181. Oct 26 21:25:55 <Arkheo_Primus> "Calm down, my child."
  182. Oct 26 21:26:18 <Iinito> "ThAt hEart hAs lOng stOpped"
  183. Oct 26 21:26:24 <Iinito> "YOu Anime Idiot."
  184. Oct 26 21:26:30 <Arkheo_Primus> "Then let it start once more!"
  185. Oct 26 21:26:42 <Arkheo_Primus> ((the background changes to a bright sky))
  186. Oct 26 21:26:56 <Arkheo_Primus> ((or does it))
  187. Oct 26 21:27:06 <Arkheo_Primus> ((not like it makes any difference in the first place))
  188. Oct 26 21:27:23 <Iinito> <lolol>
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