Breakfast Shark

Written by >>2566597 on /vt/

>you wake up to the smell of savory bacon and pancakes
>eyes still blurry but you sense something approaching
>gura comes skipping into the bedroom and glomps you
>"good morning, sunshine! i've got a little surprise for you when you get up, ya lazybones!"
>drag yourself out of bed, still tired as fuck
>think: i want to see her smile
>walk into kitchen, see her humming to herself in front of the stove-top oven
>sneak up behind her and squeeze her right under the gills
>"IYAAA!!! BRO, WHAT THE HELL?!"
>you kiss her on the nape of the neck and say "breakfast smells amazing."
>enjoy a hearty breakfast with your shark wife