Bafflua English

    EN = {
        greets={
            "Hey qt *-*",
            "What's shakin bacon?",
            "Hey hot stuff, ready for a good time? ;)",
            "Go lick a duck and call yourself Shirley.",
            "OMG it's you!! kan i get your autografph?!",
            "If you touch my walrus one more time, I swear to god...",
            "Who are you and why are you sitting there?",
            "How you doin'? ;)"
        },
        help="<J>Bafflua is a remake of Baffbot with lots of different minigames.",
        games="<J>games are included currently: ",
        whatelse="and who knows what else!",
        gTransformice="Take the cheese back to the hole!",
        gPlayground="It's playground!",
        gAnvils="Dodge the anvils before you die!",
        gTrololol="A mouse stole the cheese and doesn't want to give it back!",
        gBalance="Don't rock the boat baby!",
        gBloons="You can <VP>duck<J> to spawn a balloon!",
        gBomb="Get to the other side before the enemy, press <VP>SPACE<J> to explode!",
        gClimb="Reach the top of the map!",
        gDisco="<ROSE>It's <b>party</b> time!",
        gFallout="Random objects are falling from the sky! Look out!",
        gFFA="You can shoot cannons by <VP>ducking<J>! Last mouse standing wins!",
        gFly="You can fly! Tap <VP>SPACE<J> to fly!",
        gHill="Don't fall off!",
        gLaunch="Click on mice with rotated arrows to launch them!",
        gPush="Push the box off of the map!",
        gRacecamp="Beat the bootcamp map before time is up!",
        gRsurvivor="The shaman has to survive from the mice who duck to shoot!",
        gShamfly="The shaman can make every mouse fly by tapping <VP>SPACE<J>!",
        gSmash="Survivor! The shaman can throw mice around with spirits!",
        gSnow="Throw snowballs to knock the other mice off the map!",
        gSpiritjump="<VP>DUCK<J> to spiritjump!",
        gSurvivarrow="Survivor! The shaman can shoot a random object with an arrow.",
        gTeleport="The shaman can spawn portals anywhere with arrows!",
        gTsurvivor="The shaman must spawn portals with arrows to kill the mice!",
        gWalljump="Walljump to stay alive!",
        gVampire="A fellow mouse has been turned into a vampire, run away!",
        gDance="The shaman will give you a new direction every second! Keep up!",
        gSimon="Simon says...",
        gMemorial="Remember where to go!"
    },