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roommates - monster au part 1

Apr 14th, 2022 (edited)
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  1. from /roommates/ "Carrot" Edition
  2. here: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/46919557/#46938965
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  4. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/643545780967309333/964329627327799306/1649970718231.png
  5. >Grand Priestess Bonnibel has to deal with all the crazy all of her roommate's create
  6. >Could just smite them with the power of god at any time
  7. >But she's a peaceful bun who just wants her weird friends to get along
  8. >Tried to get Mike into marriage with the Bibbles tail rub commandment but failed so she's already having a rough day
  9. >The creatures Mangle summons has started recognizing Mango so has to listen to screaming demons begging for mercy in the fetal position
  10. >Thunder isn't so bad until you have to get you eardrums knocked back at the very least six times a day
  11. >Mount DeathBun is getting Mike cuddles and she gets nothing
  12. >Her robe wont shut up about holy duty's and to *Clean* the complex
  13. >It at lest reminds her to take her meds and eat
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  15. >Robe regalia bun is a annoying artifact bound to Priestess Bonnibel
  16. >If it had its way smites would be happening left and right
  17. >Misses the good old days of the knight templar
  18. >Now has a glorified reminder for the Priestess to take meds,eat,drink water
  19. >Very comfy when wrapped around someone
  20. >But it cant be removed unless it wants to be removed
  21. >Loves to teach Bibble lessons to its now captive audience
  22.  
  23. >Grand Priestess Bonnibel has to deal with all the crazy all of her roommate's create
  24. >Could just smite them with the power of god at any time
  25. >But she's a peaceful bun who just wants her weird friends to get along
  26. >Tried to get Mike into marriage with the Bibbles tail rub commandment but failed so she's already having a rough day
  27. >The creatures Mangle summons has started recognizing Mango so has to listen to screaming demons begging for mercy in the fetal position
  28. >Thunder isn't so bad until you have to get you eardrums knocked back at the very least six times a day
  29. >Mount DeathBun is getting Mike cuddles and she gets nothing
  30. >Her robe wont shut up about holy duty's and to *Clean* the complex
  31. >It at lest reminds her to take her meds and eat
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  33. >Grand Priestess Bonnibel works not only for her god but for mike snuggles
  34. >At the end of the week she heads over to grasp him in her long arms of righteousness
  35. >The snuggles conk her right out
  36. >Every morning without fail she struggles to let go of him
  37. >Still basking in the nights build up warmth she takes every second as if it was the last
  38. >She loves the day she found the hairless abomination wandering the grounds
  39. >Cold and lost but still wanted to help clean things up
  40. >From washing the glass to getting the demon leftovers out of the street
  41. >She dreams of a less stressful life without her responsibility's
  42. >But has terrible nightmares of what will happen without her
  43. >The loss of not only her friends but her home
  44.  
  45. >The church isn't happy she doesn't ashify them
  46. >But she cant
  47. >They're part of her little band of freaks and misfit's
  48. >Miss Chiclct is the one who handle's all the day to day tasks from Bills to clean up
  49. >Her beating stick solved a many wars between Mango and Lichglove
  50. More coming give me some time
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  52. >Mikes new job is more of a warden than a security guard
  53. >Keep them in not out
  54. >Beanie can be a handful with her randomness in ability's
  55. >50-50 she ate a car that was blocking the trash bin on a very bad day
  56. >Bonnibel helps give him everything he needs from bait to a portable mancatcher incase Goose try's to get into the food storage again
  57. >One joke about her holding his hand all the way made Bonnie a stuttering mess
  58. >Mango has the power to strike you down with thunder but her sweet tooth hasn't faltered
  59. >Mangle is a different story
  60. >The best way to get her to stop is give her a book of either undead, blood magic or the latest fashion
  61. >Loves to find new things to carve into her skeletons skulls to go with the studded armor
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  63. >She will grab Mike to hold him when she is over stressed
  64. >She's like a lightning bolt
  65. >He's engulfed by rabbit in moments
  66. >She will just sit with legs crossed in a frenzy
  67. >One wrong word and there's no telling the chaos a divine rabbit tantrum will cause
  68. >Kind words and forehead kisses work well but it's no cure
  69. >"All you can do is give her time"
  70.  
  71. >Mango stopped calling Lichglove a sack of rotten bones just long enough to see what was wrong
  72. >When taping her shoulder she was meet by a stare that chilled her ample boussum
  73. >She knows lightning has nothing compared to a smite from bnny God
  74. >Glove called her a obese cowered but the fight had already left her
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  76. >With how harsh work has hit her she needs more comfy hairless monkey
  77. >Even takes him out of bed to watch cartoons at 2am even if he was work tomorow
  78. >Mangle made a comment about Bonnie swooping in like a demon and taking Mike into the night
  79. >Bonnie taking it personally looks towards the floor with a whimper
  80. >"I'm not a demon"
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  82. >She tears up a little
  83. >Nothing brings anyone to a standstill than a crying giant
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