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- from /roommates/ "Carrot" Edition
- here: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/46919557/#46938965
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- >Grand Priestess Bonnibel has to deal with all the crazy all of her roommate's create
- >Could just smite them with the power of god at any time
- >But she's a peaceful bun who just wants her weird friends to get along
- >Tried to get Mike into marriage with the Bibbles tail rub commandment but failed so she's already having a rough day
- >The creatures Mangle summons has started recognizing Mango so has to listen to screaming demons begging for mercy in the fetal position
- >Thunder isn't so bad until you have to get you eardrums knocked back at the very least six times a day
- >Mount DeathBun is getting Mike cuddles and she gets nothing
- >Her robe wont shut up about holy duty's and to *Clean* the complex
- >It at lest reminds her to take her meds and eat
- >Robe regalia bun is a annoying artifact bound to Priestess Bonnibel
- >If it had its way smites would be happening left and right
- >Misses the good old days of the knight templar
- >Now has a glorified reminder for the Priestess to take meds,eat,drink water
- >Very comfy when wrapped around someone
- >But it cant be removed unless it wants to be removed
- >Loves to teach Bibble lessons to its now captive audience
- >Grand Priestess Bonnibel has to deal with all the crazy all of her roommate's create
- >Could just smite them with the power of god at any time
- >But she's a peaceful bun who just wants her weird friends to get along
- >Tried to get Mike into marriage with the Bibbles tail rub commandment but failed so she's already having a rough day
- >The creatures Mangle summons has started recognizing Mango so has to listen to screaming demons begging for mercy in the fetal position
- >Thunder isn't so bad until you have to get you eardrums knocked back at the very least six times a day
- >Mount DeathBun is getting Mike cuddles and she gets nothing
- >Her robe wont shut up about holy duty's and to *Clean* the complex
- >It at lest reminds her to take her meds and eat
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- >Grand Priestess Bonnibel works not only for her god but for mike snuggles
- >At the end of the week she heads over to grasp him in her long arms of righteousness
- >The snuggles conk her right out
- >Every morning without fail she struggles to let go of him
- >Still basking in the nights build up warmth she takes every second as if it was the last
- >She loves the day she found the hairless abomination wandering the grounds
- >Cold and lost but still wanted to help clean things up
- >From washing the glass to getting the demon leftovers out of the street
- >She dreams of a less stressful life without her responsibility's
- >But has terrible nightmares of what will happen without her
- >The loss of not only her friends but her home
- >The church isn't happy she doesn't ashify them
- >But she cant
- >They're part of her little band of freaks and misfit's
- >Miss Chiclct is the one who handle's all the day to day tasks from Bills to clean up
- >Her beating stick solved a many wars between Mango and Lichglove
- More coming give me some time
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- >Mikes new job is more of a warden than a security guard
- >Keep them in not out
- >Beanie can be a handful with her randomness in ability's
- >50-50 she ate a car that was blocking the trash bin on a very bad day
- >Bonnibel helps give him everything he needs from bait to a portable mancatcher incase Goose try's to get into the food storage again
- >One joke about her holding his hand all the way made Bonnie a stuttering mess
- >Mango has the power to strike you down with thunder but her sweet tooth hasn't faltered
- >Mangle is a different story
- >The best way to get her to stop is give her a book of either undead, blood magic or the latest fashion
- >Loves to find new things to carve into her skeletons skulls to go with the studded armor
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- >She will grab Mike to hold him when she is over stressed
- >She's like a lightning bolt
- >He's engulfed by rabbit in moments
- >She will just sit with legs crossed in a frenzy
- >One wrong word and there's no telling the chaos a divine rabbit tantrum will cause
- >Kind words and forehead kisses work well but it's no cure
- >"All you can do is give her time"
- >Mango stopped calling Lichglove a sack of rotten bones just long enough to see what was wrong
- >When taping her shoulder she was meet by a stare that chilled her ample boussum
- >She knows lightning has nothing compared to a smite from bnny God
- >Glove called her a obese cowered but the fight had already left her
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- >With how harsh work has hit her she needs more comfy hairless monkey
- >Even takes him out of bed to watch cartoons at 2am even if he was work tomorow
- >Mangle made a comment about Bonnie swooping in like a demon and taking Mike into the night
- >Bonnie taking it personally looks towards the floor with a whimper
- >"I'm not a demon"
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- >She tears up a little
- >Nothing brings anyone to a standstill than a crying giant
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