Carmen goes on an adventure with Eyepatch

<Procyon> He walks out tentativley and up to Myke
<Procyon> How woud myke react
<Carmen_Chapman> ((uhhhh I don't know Myke has been pretty chill but hasn't done much so far so it's pretty much up to you. You've pretty much DMed most of the interactions shes had with him))
<Procyon> ((oh i had assumed he had backstory in AT land))
<Procyon> Myke doesnt react much.
<Procyon> Eyepatch puts his hand out to sniff and Myke obliges.
<Carmen_Chapman> ((the backstory was he was chilling by a watering hole with a bunch of other animals and then Carmen came over and was like "sup" and then she did some stuff to befriend it and rolled a nat 20))
<Carmen_Chapman> ((so now they're friends))
<Procyon> ((ah))
<Carmen_Chapman> ((thats pretty much it))
<Procyon> Eyepatch rubs Myke's side
<Carmen_Chapman> ((then there was the monster fighting stuff you DMed by the pyramid))
<Procyon> ((ah right so hes slightly injured))
<Carmen_Chapman> "Is he cool or what????"
<Procyon> Eyepatch confirms his coolness
<Procyon> and he has an eyepatch he must know
<Carmen_Chapman> "Well... yeah!!!! DUH"
<Carmen_Chapman> "U never aXually said... do u have like a real name or somethin???"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Idk are names even things lizard peeps have???"
<Procyon> He thinks about it...
<Procyon> He says they definitely are a thing
<Carmen_Chapman> "Soooooooo"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Why are u bein all sketchy bout it then???"
<Procyon> He strugs
<Procyon> shrugs* fuck i cant spell anythgin
<Carmen_Chapman> ((lol))
<Carmen_Chapman> "So ur just not gonna say????"
<Carmen_Chapman> "K thats fine"
<Procyon> He nods
<Carmen_Chapman> "I dont wanna get all up in ur face bout shit sometimes u just wanna keep things hidden n safe to urself n thats totes fine"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Dont worry bout it its cool dude"
<Procyon> He says thank yo
<Procyon> u
<Carmen_Chapman> "Soooooooo..... u wanna put ur stuff in the wagon???"
<Procyon> He pile shis meager supplies into the wagon
* Carmen_Chapman ties the ropes back down over the tarp to re-cover the wagon
<Carmen_Chapman> "Ready to go????"
<Procyon> Eyepatch waits for your direction
<Procyon> He nods
* Carmen_Chapman grins widely
<Carmen_Chapman> "Up u go!!!!"
<Procyon> Up?
<Procyon> (he says)
* Carmen_Chapman attempts to hoist eyepatch up on top of Myke
<Procyon> He flails but gets onto mike
* Carmen_Chapman jumps up in front of Eyepatch
<Procyon> yeah theyve abandoned this channgel
<Carmen_Chapman> "Where are we goin dude?"
<Procyon> Eyepatch rights himself and points north
<Procyon> He says its that way, then up a small mountain then a bck down
<Carmen_Chapman> "Oh yeah u said mountains n shit I forgot!!!"
* Carmen_Chapman pats Mykes head and points in the direction Eyepatch indicated
<Carmen_Chapman> "Ready to go Myke buddy???"
<Carmen_Chapman> "We need to go off that way!"
<Procyon> Myke snorts, and shuffles.
<Procyon> he heads in the direction you indicated
* Carmen_Chapman holds on tightly to the rope attached to the wagon so it wheels behind them as they go
<Procyon> Eyepatch tells you it should take them about an hour
<Procyon> And wonders if you have anything to do to pass the time
<Carmen_Chapman> "Isnt this awesome?????? Were just like those super badass pioneers from the olden days who Xplored n blazed trails n shit!!!!"
* Carmen_Chapman grins widely, throwing her arms up in the air, enjoying the breeze
* Carmen_Chapman pulls out her phone, snapping a picture of herself and Eyepatch off on an adventure
* Carmen_Chapman puts her phone away, turning to Eyepatch
<Carmen_Chapman> "Uhhhhh Idk I didnt really think about that!"
<Procyon> Eyepatch awkwardly smiles
<Carmen_Chapman> "Usually when Im off hikin or canoeing or some shit Im by myself so I dont really think bout doin stuff with other peeps....."
* Carmen_Chapman pulls out the old lady's crystal ball that she left behind
<Carmen_Chapman> "I still got this if you wanna see if we can get it to do anything???"
<Procyon> Eyepatch inquires about the ball
<Procyon> Eyepatch agrees
<Carmen_Chapman> "Idk how the fuck it worX or if it even does anything...."
* Carmen_Chapman looks at it very confusedly
<Procyon> Try doing something?
<Carmen_Chapman> ".....like what?"
* Carmen_Chapman makes some exaggerated swirling motion with the hand not holding the ball and makes a bunch of weird faces of concentration
<Carmen_Chapman> "This is what they do in the movies n shit right????"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Try n look all mystical n stuff?"
<Procyon> He shurgs, i'm not a massive watcher of moveis
<Carmen_Chapman> "Eh."
<Carmen_Chapman> "Me either I just see them sometimes when they come to the little theater a couple towns over."
<Carmen_Chapman> "If my dad ever aXually let me that is!!!"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Sometimes I snuck out an did it anyways!!!"
* Carmen_Chapman laughs
<Procyon> He asks why your dad wouldnt let you?
<Carmen_Chapman> "Idk!!!"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Well okay I kinda know"
<Carmen_Chapman> "He was kind of an asshole u know!!!!"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Ugh."
<Procyon> He says sorry for that
* Carmen_Chapman heaves a sigh, looking somewhat crestfallen all of the sudden
<Procyon> must have been hard
<Carmen_Chapman> "It was kinda okay when mom was around!!! At least she stood up to him n shit!!!"
<Carmen_Chapman> "I just kinda.... didnt."
<Carmen_Chapman> "When she got shot by the other gang I just......kinda wimped out...."
<Carmen_Chapman> "Dad made me do so much shit for the smuggling n stuff!!!!"
<Carmen_Chapman> "I didnt really have much choice...."
<Carmen_Chapman> "We fought all the time about it n he got super pissed whenever I talked bout stuff mom said...."
<Carmen_Chapman> "Thats kinda why I like being outside so much!!!!"
<Carmen_Chapman> "U know just.... go outside n run away for a bit....."
<Procyon> He listens silently
<Carmen_Chapman> "There was nothin that could ever change how awesome bein outside was no matter how much like literally everything sucked!!!!"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Im so useless all I did was just sit around and cry and feel shitty"
<Carmen_Chapman> "I just kinda got used to it u know...."
<Carmen_Chapman> "MaddoX n Ember were great though!!!"
<Carmen_Chapman> "They were kinda like my only real friends Xcept for a couple peeps at school that were only kinda my friends...."
<Carmen_Chapman> "I had this secret spot in the woods where my parents found me when I was a baby"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Used to go there all the time to just kinda hide....."
<Carmen_Chapman> "Just get away from all the shit u know?"
<Procyon> He nods.
<Carmen_Chapman> "Practiced aXes n carving n dancing n shit that was cool I guess"
<Carmen_Chapman> "I dunno"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Dad n I got in a big fight right before all this u know"
<Carmen_Chapman> "He got all weirdly sentimental n shit!!!"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Ive never seen him cry in like a bajillion years!!!"
<Carmen_Chapman> "I yelled at him a bunch n I guess that was nice cuz Id never realy aXually gotten to do that before!!!!"
<Carmen_Chapman> "It all just kinda Xploded....."
<Carmen_Chapman> "Idk I think I should feel bad bout it but I really dont!!!!"
<Carmen_Chapman> "I just cant feel it"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Then he disappeared....."
<Carmen_Chapman> "Idk where he is now!!!!"
<Procyon> Eyepatch says with everyone else
<Carmen_Chapman> "He left some weirdass note saying he had no fuckin choice to go n that they were gonna make him leave but I kinda think its bs!!!!"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Wait"
<Carmen_Chapman> "What????"
<Carmen_Chapman> "What do u mean???"
<Procyon> He shrugs.
<Carmen_Chapman> "He totes just ran away I know it he always tries to be cool n like the boss of shit but he's just a big asshole who liXe to pretend hes hot shit he probs just booked it now that he cant get in trouble for abandoning me"
<Carmen_Chapman> "I always kinda wondered why he didnt just fuckin get rid of me earlier....."
<Carmen_Chapman> "S not like I was doin anythin but bein a useless piece of shit n its lot like he AxUALLY loved me or anything....."
<Carmen_Chapman> "Right?"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Idk...."
<Carmen_Chapman> "He kept saying all this apology stuff n how he loved me n shit yesterday but Idk if I believe any of that bullshit!!!!!"
<Carmen_Chapman> "He was probs just tryin to get me to trust him so Id do some shit for him or somethin Idk...."
* Carmen_Chapman puts her face in her hands, sighing
<Carmen_Chapman> "Its all so confusing Idk what the fuX goin on......"
<Procyon> Eyepatch says maybe he did love you? Deep down?
* Carmen_Chapman shrugs silently
<Carmen_Chapman> "Idk how he could love ME of all peeps"
<Carmen_Chapman> "I mean hes already kinda the person who doesnt really get all emotional.... but me? Why the fuck would he love someone like me???"
<Procyon> Eyepatch shrugs again
<Procyon> He says he doesnt have all the information but... why would he keep you
<Carmen_Chapman> "He just made me do drills n make shit for him n stuff it was miserable....."
<Carmen_Chapman> "I mean if u got a person u can just get to make this sweet booze that u can sell for money..."
<Carmen_Chapman> "I guess I probs was like net makin money for him.... I tried to not sometimes though..."
<Carmen_Chapman> "Mess shit up on purpose.... break stuff hide stuff.... it never made a difference"
<Carmen_Chapman> "He never maXe any sense to me I just dont really try n think bout it cuz it just maXe my head hurt."
<Procyon> Eyepatch says lets not think about him then
<Carmen_Chapman> "I mean u can think about him if u want I dont really care"
<Carmen_Chapman> "I just cant like pick apart why he does shit very well"
<Procyon> Eyepatch says ah.
<Carmen_Chapman> "Not really very good at solvin puzzles n shit so I dont really bother tryin..."
<Procyon> Eyepatch says well, there arent any puzzles to solve getting the nasty oil stuff so dont worry
<Carmen_Chapman> ".....k"
* Carmen_Chapman sits quietly, looking down at her lap solemnly
<Procyon> Eyepatch says all we gotta do is prove ourselves
* Carmen_Chapman shrugs
<Procyon> Eyepatch waits for a moment and says i expected you to ask what
<Carmen_Chapman> "...huh?"
<Carmen_Chapman> "....whatd u say?"
<Carmen_Chapman> "sorry i wasnt really listenin...."
<Procyon> Eyepatch repeats himself, we just gotta prove ourselves
<Carmen_Chapman> "whaddya mean"
<Carmen_Chapman> "to who"
<Carmen_Chapman> "who even cares?"
<Procyon> To the guy who has the oil
<Procyon> thats why we're on this trup
<Carmen_Chapman> "huh?"
<Carmen_Chapman> "what does he have to do with anything?"
<Procyon> Eyepatch says its because he wont be making us do any puzzles because youdont like puzzles.
<Procyon> nevermind
<Carmen_Chapman> "hes gonna make us do stuff?"
<Procyon> Eyepatch says hes gonna make us jump over a vat of it and if we fall in ew only get the stuff that sticks to our clothes
<Carmen_Chapman> "wait"
* Carmen_Chapman finally perks up a bit, peeling her eyes from the crystal ball in her lap and turning to actually look at Eyepatch
<Carmen_Chapman> "Didnt u say that oil stuff smells like shit????"
<Procyon> He nods
* Carmen_Chapman scrunches up her face in disgust
<Carmen_Chapman> "EWWWWW!!!!!"
<Carmen_Chapman> "I dont want that fuckin stuff all over my clothes then!!!!"
<Carmen_Chapman> "I did my makeup n everything this morning!!!"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Kinda"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Ok shit I didnt really but whatevs!!!"
<Procyon> Eyepatch says you better not slip then
* Carmen_Chapman frowns and shivers a little a the thought of the stinky oil all over her skin
<Carmen_Chapman> "Well good thing I got by badass fuckin boots on dude"
<Carmen_Chapman> "These are like"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Idk"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Theyre really big n good at stomping on shit!!!"
<Carmen_Chapman> "I kicked a lil shelled dude in the face once cuz he was bein a little shit!!!"
<Carmen_Chapman> "It even attacked Myke!!!"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Man Idk what those things are but theyre the fuckin worst dude"
<Procyon> Eyepatch has no idea what youre talking about
<Carmen_Chapman> "Theyre just like high n annoying n kinda green n they run around ruining everything!!!"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Like little fuckin 5 year olds high as fuck!!!"
<Procyon> Eyepatch asks if youmean imps?
<Carmen_Chapman> "Idk what theyre called what are imps???"
<Procyon> He tells you they are assuming we are talking about the same assholes
<Carmen_Chapman> "What are u talkin bout then???"
<Carmen_Chapman> "What do they look like or do????"
<Procyon> He says they means the they you were just talking about,
<Procyon> and that your description fits his description
<Procyon> knowlege odf them*
<Carmen_Chapman> "oh"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Well I guess their fuckin called imps then!!!!"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Idk where they all got their drugs from!!!!"
<Carmen_Chapman> "My lil green seizure ball shit mustve been flyin all over the place handin that shit out or somethin."
<Procyon> he says, yeah that
<Procyon> that must be i
<Procyon> t
* Carmen_Chapman shrugs
<Carmen_Chapman> "Fuck if I know!!!"
<Procyon> He doesnt offer anything else.
<Procyon> [to talk about]
<Procyon> it has been about 15 minutesof a 30 minute trup
* Carmen_Chapman looks at the crystal ball in her lap that she'd been staring at for a while while sad earlier
<Carmen_Chapman> "You got any fuckin ideas on this thingy?"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Me gettin all worked up didnt do anything I think???"
<Procyon> He scoffs. You know his opinion on magic
<Procyon> and yeah it didnt do much
<Carmen_Chapman> "Well fuck it then Idk what to do."
* Carmen_Chapman hold the crystal ball less than an inch from her face and stares straight into it at the white swirls inside, concentrating super hard on feeling happy and excited about being a pioneer on an adventure!
<Procyon> Myke sways slightly and you bash yourself in the face
<Carmen_Chapman> "OWWWW!!!! FUCK!!!!!!"
<Carmen_Chapman> "DONT U DARE FUCKIN LAUGH OKAY???!??"
<Procyon> he stares at you deadpan
<Procyon> He snorts slightly
<Carmen_Chapman> "DUDE FUCK U THAT HURT OKAY???"
* Carmen_Chapman angrily stuffs the crystal ball back in her sylladex
<Procyon> he outright laughs
<Procyon> He tells you its more amusing about your reaction
<Carmen_Chapman> "Fuck you now ur just makin fun of me!!!"
* Carmen_Chapman crosses her arms and huffs in frustration, looking ahead and turning her back to Eyepatch
<Procyon> You see a mountian on the horizon
* Carmen_Chapman pulls out her laptop and has a quick chat with Maddox
<Carmen_Chapman> http://pastebin.com/4vZ319PW
<Procyon> Cool
* Carmen_Chapman closes her computer and recaptchalogs it
<Procyon> The mountain is much closer.
* Carmen_Chapman looks up at the mountain ahead
<Carmen_Chapman> "K think Im calmed down a bit now no fuckin thanX to u"
<Procyon> Its not huge, but you see a big plateau at the top
<Carmen_Chapman> "Is that the fuckin mountain were goin to???"
<Procyon> He nods
* Carmen_Chapman points up high and makes an exaggerated "huge" gesture with her hands
<Procyon> he tells you the dude lives at the top of the moutnain fishing from a lkae up there and making nasty oil
<Carmen_Chapman> "That thing is fuckin YUUUUUGE!!!!!"
<Procyon> ((Its gonna be yuge)
<Carmen_Chapman> "Ive like never seen mountains up close before WAT?????"
<Carmen_Chapman> "ITS SO BIG"
<Carmen_Chapman> ((Carmen = Trump confirmed))
<Procyon> He tellsy you thats nota ctually a big one
<Procyon> more like alarge hill
<Carmen_Chapman> "WHAT?????"
<Carmen_Chapman> "U mean theres bigger ones????"
<Procyon> Way bigger
<Carmen_Chapman> "This ones like aXually like a MILE HIGH!!!!"
<Procyon> he tells you maybe 2000 feet
<Carmen_Chapman> "Im probs gonna like die of altitude shit or somethin
<Procyon> he tells you it takes several miles until that happens
<Carmen_Chapman> "Dont u like Xplode when u get really high up or somethin???"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Can u even breathe up there?????"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Fuck man that thing just keeps growin"
<Procyon> He tells you no, yes, it hasnt grown in ages.
<Carmen_Chapman> "K well if I fall over cuz I cant breathe or some shit then this is all ur fault!!!"
<Procyon> he says ok
<Carmen_Chapman> "Sooooo...... how the fuck are we gonna get up there?"
<Procyon> He says we're gonna walk
* Carmen_Chapman 's jaw drops
<Carmen_Chapman> "ALL THE WAY UP THERE?????"
<Procyon> He says its not actually that far
<Carmen_Chapman> "Well fine mister mountain adventure dude!!!"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Ill just have to bust out my serious business climbing muscles!!!"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Youll see Imma be a boss at this!!!"
<Procyon> he says yeah sure
<Carmen_Chapman> "If I dont Xplode or somethin....."
<Procyon> you are now on the foothills
<Procyon> he groans
* Carmen_Chapman pulls out her phone and takes a couple pictures of her first mountain thingy
<Procyon> he lets you
* Carmen_Chapman puts her phone away after only a moment and takes some time to quietly enjoy the nature and beautiful scenery
* Carmen_Chapman can't help but continue to bounce slightly with the beat of the land though
<Procyon> the slope noticably increases
<Procyon> Myke's breathing begins to get more labored
* Carmen_Chapman reaches down to pet Myke's head, patting his head
<Carmen_Chapman> "U okay dude????"
<Procyon> He appreciates the patting but snorts.
<Carmen_Chapman> "I think Myke's got some problems or somethin dude!!!"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Hes all like havin trouble breathin n shit I told u!!!!"
<Carmen_Chapman> "What do we do?????"
<Procyon> He says hes tired
<Carmen_Chapman> "Oh nooooo"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Should we get off then or somethin???"
<Procyon> He slides off
<Procyon> He says yeah thats a good idea
* Carmen_Chapman hops off, walking behind Myke to gather up the rope tied to the wagon handle
* Carmen_Chapman pulls the wagon behind her by the handle and goes up to Myke's head to give him a nice little rub
<Carmen_Chapman> "If u wanna like chill here or somethin then go ahead!"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Were gonna be goin aaaaaaall the way up there"
* Carmen_Chapman points up to the top of the mountain
<Procyon> You notice its nota ctually that far away
<Carmen_Chapman> "U can come if u want but Idk if u wanna do that cuz ur all like breathin hard n shit right now...."
<Procyon> Hes gotten better.
* Carmen_Chapman turns towards the mountain and gestures to Eyepatch
<Procyon> Must just be the extra weight
<Carmen_Chapman> "Wanna go dude????"
<Procyon> he shrugs and says syre
* Carmen_Chapman begins marching up
<Carmen_Chapman> "OH DUDE I GOT IT"
* Carmen_Chapman turns and bends down the the wagon she's pulling behind her, rummaging through some things
* Carmen_Chapman pulls out an enormous bag of trail mix
<Carmen_Chapman> "I brought some fuckin trail miX cuz its awesome n were out on an adventure!!!"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Fuck Im really really hungry I havent eaten in like a couple hours"
<Procyon> he asks why you have so much chex mix
<Carmen_Chapman> "Cuz its the fuckin bomb dude u just dont get it. Some people dont think this is cool stuff but theyre all wrong I liked trail miX before it was cool"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Its so yummy!!!"
<Carmen_Chapman> "U want some dude?"
* Carmen_Chapman takes a big handful and easily puts it all in her mouth before handing the back to Eyepatch
* Carmen_Chapman finishes chewing and swallowing before talking again
<Carmen_Chapman> "Man having pointyass teeth is great sometimes u know?"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Idk how all those humans even deal"
<Procyon> he sort of just looks at the amssive bag of trail mix
<Procyon> he eats soem rasins
* Carmen_Chapman takes another handful before putting the bag away
<Carmen_Chapman> "All right Im ready to go now lets go!!!"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Xploring outside in cool places suX so much when ur hungry"
<Procyon> He agrees soemwhat
* Carmen_Chapman marches energetically onwards
<Procyon> Myke and Eyepatch follow.
<Procyon> You abruptly reach a wall
<Procyon> a cliff
<Procyon> not a wall lol
<Carmen_Chapman> "Uhhhhhh"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Do we have to like climb this shit????"
<Procyon> He says maybe we could walk around to look for anothger way up
<Carmen_Chapman> "Uhhh maybe I guess???"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Isnt this like what mountains are though????"
<Carmen_Chapman> "We gotta go for the good stuff!!!"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Walkin around just sounds kinda boring u know what I mean?"
<Procyon> he says yeah but...
<Procyon> its a cliff
<Carmen_Chapman> "Whats that got to do with it?"
<Procyon> he doesnt want to climb taht!
<Carmen_Chapman> "We gotta get up there somehow right? Doesnt matter where u go u gotta climb all the way up there!"
<Procyon> he says yeah but id be not as steep
* Carmen_Chapman groans
<Carmen_Chapman> "Fiiiine"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Still looX fuckin awesome though"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Well just go on some lame walkin thing then"
<Procyon> He leads oyu around again.
<Procyon> He was in fact right and around the cliff about half a mile is a much gentler slope you can climb up
* Carmen_Chapman sighs
<Carmen_Chapman> "Maaaan that looX so much less fun!"
<Procyon> Eyepatch smiles smugly
<Carmen_Chapman> "Whatchu smilin at???"
<Procyon> He says he was right
<Carmen_Chapman> "U enjoy making me upset or somethin???"
<Procyon> its pride, i'm happy he says
<Carmen_Chapman> "Okay then whatevs u just be happy n smug n shit over there bout findin a lame way to go up this fuckin mountain"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Im aXually gonna go climb the thing!"
<Procyon> He says sarcastically that you are literally going to walk half a mile to climb a wall?
<Carmen_Chapman> "No Im not gonna fuckin climb the wall cuz u said its name n ur not gonna"
<Carmen_Chapman> "I dont wanna go all by myself Ive never climbed a mountain before!!!"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Im not like THAT stupid"
<Procyon> He says alright, lets just get going then, our objective is above this
* Carmen_Chapman heads off up the slope
<Procyon> just above the slope is a medium sized lake
<Procyon> in the center of the lake is a large island and a house
* Carmen_Chapman begins breathing heavily as she climbs up the slope
* Carmen_Chapman continues pulling the wagon behind her with great effort
* Carmen_Chapman begins breathing more rapidly, almost gasping
<Carmen_Chapman> "I....."
<Carmen_Chapman> "Dude....."
<Carmen_Chapman> "I feel..... pretty dizzy....."
* Carmen_Chapman stops walking, legs shaking slightly
<Carmen_Chapman> "Oh..... my head......"
* Carmen_Chapman collapses onto the ground
<Procyon> he tells you youre tired and to stop being so dramatic
<Procyon> he hikes up.
<Procyon> Myke is unable
* Carmen_Chapman stays where she is on the ground, unmoving
<Procyon> Eyepatch gets all the way pu and pokes youa couple of times
* Carmen_Chapman doesn't move
<Procyon> He sits downa dn waits, eating some trail mix and drinking osme water
* Carmen_Chapman continues laying there face down
<Procyon> he pours water on your head
<Procyon> get up! he says
* Carmen_Chapman flips out
<Carmen_Chapman> "BWAAAAUGH!!!"
* Carmen_Chapman splutters and wipes the hair out of her face
<Carmen_Chapman> "WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT FOR!!!"
* Carmen_Chapman rubs her forehead
<Procyon> Get uuuuuup
<Carmen_Chapman> "Hrmph."
<Carmen_Chapman> "Just tryin to have a little fun"
<Carmen_Chapman> "but fiiiiiine"
* Carmen_Chapman hops up, stomping up the hill further with her wagon, clearly not having any problems breathing
<Procyon> Eyepatch says he was having some fun too
* Carmen_Chapman cracks a smile. a little bit.
<Carmen_Chapman> ".......okay fine yeah that was kinda funny"
<Procyon> He smiles
<Procyon> Come one we need to swim he says
* Carmen_Chapman reaches down and captchalogues the wagon
<Procyon> too big
<Procyon> unless she already has?
<Carmen_Chapman> ((she captchalogued it when it was empty, but she hasn't tried since then))
<Procyon> too much stuff
<Carmen_Chapman> ((its one of these http://www.toysrus.com/graphics/product_images/pTRU1-3023390enh-z6.jpg ))
<Carmen_Chapman> ((oh okay))
<Carmen_Chapman> "Fuuuuuuu....."
<Carmen_Chapman> "I dont wanna leave this here!" :((((
<Carmen_Chapman> "What did the pioneers do when they got to rivers n shit?"
<Procyon> he says itll be fine, myke is here
<Carmen_Chapman> "Yeah okay...."
* Carmen_Chapman wheels the wagon over to Myke
<Carmen_Chapman> "Take care of this k???? Well be right back probs"
<Procyon> He snorts
<Procyon> fiirmatively
* Carmen_Chapman reaches and undoes the laces on her boots, taking them off as well as her plaid overshirt, leaving her barefoot with a plain white undershirt on
<Carmen_Chapman> "No way in hell Im lettin these boots get wet theyre the fuckin worst to dry out!!!"
* Carmen_Chapman captchalogues the clothing items and then runs into the water excitedly
<Procyon> its very cold and  very ckear
<Procyon> clear
<Carmen_Chapman> "Oh shit its cold!!!"
* Carmen_Chapman starts moving around a lot to warm up
<Carmen_Chapman> "Reminds me of the lake when its getting cold n stuff in the fall!"
<Procyon> Eyepatch hops in
* Carmen_Chapman smiles, remembering happy memories of running away to the lake
<Procyon> Eyepatch starts swimming, but hes not particularly fast
* Carmen_Chapman swims around the lake happily enjoying herself, eventually making her way towards the island, but not terribly efficiently
<Procyon> eyepatch makes a bee line
<Procyon> the island is not too far of a swim
* Carmen_Chapman eventually gets to the island, not wanting to hop out of the water yet because it's gonna be so cold out there
<Procyon> Eyepatch slimbs out and starts trying to dry him off
<Procyon> self
<Carmen_Chapman> "Uhhhhh do u like have a towel or somethin???"
<Procyon> he shake shis head
<Procyon> hes just shaking off
* Carmen_Chapman frowns
* Carmen_Chapman slowly drags herself out of the cold water into the very cold air
* Carmen_Chapman shivers, trying to squeeze out the water from some of her clothes
<Carmen_Chapman> "F-uck-k-k..... I f-forgot-t...."
* Carmen_Chapman looks down at her white shirt which is basically transparent now
<Carmen_Chapman> "Uhhh.... just-t a m-m-minut-te...."
* Carmen_Chapman decaptchalogues her clothes from before swimming and sort of drapes the plaid shirt over her to help keep her warm, but not putting it on to avoid getting is soaked
<Carmen_Chapman> "Thats b-better..."
<Carmen_Chapman> "Where are we.... g-goin...?"
<Procyon> He points to he house
* Carmen_Chapman walks over towards the house, clutching the flannel plaid shirt around her
<Procyon> Once she gets within earshot of the house, carmen staarts to hear some music
<Procyon> its mostly just banging on pots and stuff but theres some lyrics. You cant understand it though
* Carmen_Chapman gives Eyepatch a weird look and continues heading towards the house, no longer bouncing the beat as its disrupted by the banging
<Procyon> oh yeah the music and the beat is very off
<Procyon> eyepatch follow close by
<Procyon> you start to smell somthing... strange.
<Procyon> very fishy
* Carmen_Chapman scrunches her nose
<Carmen_Chapman> "D-dude..... is that the fuck-kin... oil shit?"
<Procyon> he nods
<Procyon> He asks if its nasty enough
<Carmen_Chapman> "Were like not even fuckin inside!!!!"
<Procyon> He nods and smiles, saying he didnt lie
<Carmen_Chapman> "Dude its gonna get even worse probs when were aXually like there n oh man this is gonna be PERFECT"
<Procyon> He nods
<Procyon> and no one else knows about it
* Carmen_Chapman grins widely, despite her chattering teeth
* Carmen_Chapman makes her way up to the door
<Procyon> Eyepatch lets you
* Carmen_Chapman knocks on the door
<Procyon> The music stops.
<Procyon> a voice cries, "A visitor?"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Well uhhhhh duh?"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Eyepatch dude is back!"
<Procyon> "Eyepatch dude eh? I dont know anyone with any eyepatches..."
<Procyon> "show me i love a looksie at the weird
<Procyon> "
<Procyon> you hear scrambling, and the door swings open.
<Procyon> roll con
<Carmen_Chapman> Roll(1d20)+2:
<Carmen_Chapman> 3,+2
<Carmen_Chapman> Total:5
<Procyon> Eyepatch catches you, because the smell is really bad
<Procyon> reeally bad
<Procyon> youre a bit lightheaded from it
<Carmen_Chapman> "AUU--hhhhhhhhhh....fffffff"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Oof."
<Carmen_Chapman> "W.... What.... the fuck....?"
<Procyon> the smell has knocked you off your feet
* Carmen_Chapman blearily tries to pick herself up
<Procyon> You look up at a guy in filthy overalls, covered in brownyellow slime
<Procyon> You are able but...
<Procyon> ew
* Carmen_Chapman scrunches her nose as she shakily stands up, still shivering with her plaid flannel shirt wrapped around her translucent undershirt
<Carmen_Chapman> "W-who.... are... u??"
<Procyon> "I'm Jeb!"
<Carmen_Chapman> ((note: not Jeb, but Jeb!))
<Procyon> yes
<Carmen_Chapman> "W-what are.... u d-doin... all the fuckin way... up here???"
<Procyon> "People complained for some reason."
<Carmen_Chapman> "F-for... SOME REASON????"
* Carmen_Chapman laughs
<Procyon> "yep!"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Hahahahahahaha no duh this stuff smells like a TON!"
<Procyon> "what does a ton smell like?"
<Procyon> he sounds legitimately curious
<Carmen_Chapman> "Huh???"
<Procyon> "You said this stuff smells like a "ton""
<Procyon> "whats that?"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Yeah"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Like... it smells a ton"
<Carmen_Chapman> "U know"
<Carmen_Chapman> "A rock doesnt smell much at all"
<Carmen_Chapman> "A rotten pile of garbage with blood n poop in it smells a TON"
<Procyon> He sort of looks at you blankly.
<Carmen_Chapman> "Really?"
<Procyon> "really what"
<Carmen_Chapman> "A ton means like... a lot. A YUGE fuckin lot"
<Carmen_Chapman> "I hate this a ton means I hate this a LOT"
<ProcyonDM> "thats a weird word, but good to know"
* Carmen_Chapman looks at the old dude in confusion
<ProcyonDM> he turns hsi back to you and heads over to his kitchen
<Carmen_Chapman> "S kinda weird u didnt know that word but whatevs"
<ProcyonDM> you see eyepatch smear some stuff by his nose and grabs him
<ProcyonDM> He asks him for the usual
<ProcyonDM> "Ah yes, a quest to get some of my primo stuff?"
<Carmen_Chapman> "What was all that racket when we were comin up here???"
<ProcyonDM> Eyepach nods
* Carmen_Chapman bounces slightly to the beat
<Carmen_Chapman> "U tryin to cover up this sweet beat or somethin???"
<ProcyonDM> He whips around"
<ProcyonDM> "You callin out my music missy?"
<ProcyonDM> He glances at Eyepatch
<ProcyonDM> "o she's gon get a hard test she is"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Whaaaaa????"
<Carmen_Chapman> "I never said ur music stuff suX or anythin!!!"
<ProcyonDM> He peers at you
<Carmen_Chapman> "It was.... music though?"
<Carmen_Chapman> "It was kinda hard to tell!!!"
<ProcyonDM> His eye open
<ProcyonDM> "Why i otta smack  ya!"
<Carmen_Chapman> "What the fuck dude!!!!"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Geeeeeez"
<ProcyonDM> "you is insulin my msuic!"
<ProcyonDM> ((insultin*))
<Carmen_Chapman> "I don't haveta like it for it to be music!!!"
<Carmen_Chapman> ((insulin lol))
<Carmen_Chapman> "Some peeps are into different stuff n whatevs thats okay!!!"
<Carmen_Chapman> "U just gotta do whatever feels good u know?"
<ProcyonDM> "alrigh alright"
<ProcyonDM> "i still think yous talkin shit but ok girlie ok"
* Carmen_Chapman rolls here eyes and kinda glares at the dude
<ProcyonDM> "whatchu want, in you own words please" he says lookin at eyepatch
<ProcyonDM> Eyepatch looks at you
<Carmen_Chapman> "U asking me?"
<ProcyonDM> he nods vigorously
<Carmen_Chapman> "Oh!"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Uhhh Eyepatch dude here said u got some really great fish oily stuff or somethin!!!"
<ProcyonDM> "Indeed i do" he says smugly
<Carmen_Chapman> "Yeah well that stuff thats why were here"
<ProcyonDM> "how much do you want?'
<Carmen_Chapman> "Uhhhh I dunno!!! Some?"
<ProcyonDM> "give me a better measuremen"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Fuck I didnt measure anything before we got here!!!"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Uhhhhhh"
<Carmen_Chapman> "How much u got????"
<ProcyonDM> He grins
<ProcyonDM> "i have enough
<Carmen_Chapman> "Well fuck I didnt think bout this"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Lemme think here then....."
* Carmen_Chapman mumbles under her breath for a moment while looking frustrated and trying to count things out on her fingers
<Carmen_Chapman> "We dont wanna run out or if we lose some of it or it spills or somethin...."
<Carmen_Chapman> "Always gotta bring Xtra supplies when ur campin n stuff just in case...."
<Carmen_Chapman> "Eyepatch dude how many lizard peeps live in ur village???"
<ProcyonDM> he ells you 30 o 45 depending on how abundant the food is in the desert
<Carmen_Chapman> "Fuck I dunno...."
<Carmen_Chapman> "A couple gallons or somethin???"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Not like a TON.... though I guess if u got a bunch we can have then thatd be awesome too!!!!"
<ProcyonDM> He grins, "2 gallons i is then
<ProcyonDM> "
<ProcyonDM> He runs off
* Carmen_Chapman shrugs
<ProcyonDM> Eyepatch says hes prob geting he challenge ready
* Carmen_Chapman continues waiting
<ProcyonDM> He hen says you should probably go after him, or else he challenge will be crazy))
* Carmen_Chapman quickly follows the dude
<Carmen_Chapman> "Fuck that!"
<ProcyonDM> Eyepach follows after you
<ProcyonDM> You run into where he was, and find him on he other side of a mssive, football field (width wise) sized moa of nasty shi
<ProcyonDM> t
<ProcyonDM> the oil
* Carmen_Chapman stops abruptly, utterly stunned by the amount of oil and the STENCH
<Carmen_Chapman> "HOLY FUCK WHAT THE FUCK"
<ProcyonDM> Eyepach tells you he makes it here
<Carmen_Chapman> "WHERE THE FUCK DO U GET ALL THIS STUFF?????"
<Carmen_Chapman> "DO U JUST HAVE A FUCKIN FOOTBALL FIELD OF OIL JUST LAYIN ROUND???"
<Carmen_Chapman> "WHOA DUDE"
<ProcyonDM> Eyepactch agrees its crazy
<ProcyonDM> He then poins to some logs suspended straight up between the platforms in it
<Carmen_Chapman> "What am I sposed to do with all of this stuff????"
<ProcyonDM> The guy is on the other platform with a small barrel of the stuff
<ProcyonDM> Eyepach says youre supposed to hop across
<Carmen_Chapman> ((can you describe what's actually in the pool?))
<Carmen_Chapman> ((you said something about logs and platforms but I don't really get what is set up here))
<ProcyonDM> ((ok ok let me make a diagram))
<Carmen_Chapman> ((oh snap))
<ProcyonDM> shoot what is that application people use for drawing with other eople
<Carmen_Chapman> uhhhhh
<ProcyonDM> website*
<Carmen_Chapman> I have no idea
<ProcyonDM> im on a mac, no paint >:/
<Carmen_Chapman> rip
<Carmen_Chapman> https://www.sumopaint.com/home/#app
<Carmen_Chapman> this?
<Carmen_Chapman> I googled online paint thing
<ProcyonDM> http://www.copainter.org/picture/26268
<ProcyonDM> open that
<Carmen_Chapman> "Sorry, picture 26268 does not exist or has not been published yet."
<ProcyonDM> damn
<ProcyonDM> i guess i gotta publish?
<Carmen_Chapman> probably
<Carmen_Chapman> for the world to see
<ProcyonDM> www.copainter.org
<ProcyonDM> wx5t9i
<ProcyonDM> use that as the key
<ProcyonDM> see if it works
<Carmen_Chapman> lol
<Carmen_Chapman> it's beautiful
<ProcyonDM> yeah ik
<ProcyonDM> oh shoot
<ProcyonDM> that make sense?
<ProcyonDM> the lines are the poles
<ProcyonDM> guy is over there
<Carmen_Chapman> oh man
<Carmen_Chapman> i just cant
<Carmen_Chapman> its too good
<ProcyonDM> shush
<ProcyonDM> i have a trackpad
<Carmen_Chapman> okay
<Carmen_Chapman> yeah I think I got it now
<Carmen_Chapman> ready to go?
<ProcyonDM> yep
<ProcyonDM> ok
<Carmen_Chapman> ==START==
<ProcyonDM> this is probably gonna end up a bunch of rolls unfortuately))
<Carmen_Chapman> and there's no dice
<ProcyonDM> ill trust you
<ProcyonDM> this is kind of a weakness of dnd
<Carmen_Chapman> alas
<Carmen_Chapman> okay
<Carmen_Chapman> "IM SPOSED TO FUCKIN HOP ACROSS THAT????"
<Carmen_Chapman> "FUCK MAN"
* Carmen_Chapman stares at the oily shit below the poles
<Carmen_Chapman> "I dont wanna get that shit on my clothes!!!!"
<ProcyonDM> Eyepatch smiles.
<ProcyonDM> He tells you it is supposed to be challenging.
<ProcyonDM> He also tells you if you succeed the guy has sealed barrels.
<ProcyonDM> and a zipline away from the poles
<Carmen_Chapman> "Fuuuuuuuuu......"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Guess were doin this thing again....."
* Carmen_Chapman maXe a :| face
* Carmen_Chapman begins stripping down to her undergarments like before when she swam across the lake thing
* Carmen_Chapman captchalogues the bundle of clothes
<ProcyonDM> Eyepatch comically shields his eyes
<Carmen_Chapman> "Hey man, I don't give a fuck so whatevs."
* Carmen_Chapman sticks her tongue out
* Carmen_Chapman eyes her boots longingly, still having yet to take them off
<Carmen_Chapman> "I dunno if I can like... *not* wear these!"
<ProcyonDM> He smiles.
<Carmen_Chapman> "They're p much the best n theyre all like grippy n huge n stuff..... but I dont wanna get oil on them!!!!"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Fuck it Im leavin them on"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Just gonna go for it!!!!"
* Carmen_Chapman starts breathing deeply and more quickly trying to hype herself up
* Carmen_Chapman does a couple quick stretches
* Carmen_Chapman runs in place a bit
<Carmen_Chapman> "K...... s just a bunch of leaps right?"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Thats kinda like dancing."
<Carmen_Chapman> "Just gotta think bout dancing n not smelling like a whales asshole got smeared with fish guts for the rest of my life!!!"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Fuck k Im just not gonna think bout that cuz this is TOTES gonna work n I dont wanna hear shit if u think otherwise okay????"
<ProcyonDM> He laughs.
<ProcyonDM> He tells you good luck and sits down.
* Carmen_Chapman crouches down slightly, preparing to get a bit of a running start to get momentum
<ProcyonDM> he stops you
<ProcyonDM> He asks if you would like some advice
<Carmen_Chapman> "What do u mean???"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Does he have some sneaky shit or somethin planned????"
<Carmen_Chapman> :OOOO
<Carmen_Chapman> "I knewwwww it!!!!"
<ProcyonDM> He says nah
<ProcyonDM> just dont try to balance
<ProcyonDM> you gotta go all the way
<ProcyonDM> and that the last one has some goo on it
<Carmen_Chapman> "I mean duh!!!!"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Fuck man if I stop Im sooooo fucked!!!"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Im just gonna leap n leap n stuff"
<Carmen_Chapman> "One boot after the other"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Just gotta keep pushin on to the neXt pole!!!!"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Fuck that goos gonna suck though"
<ProcyonDM> He says just makin sure
<Carmen_Chapman> "I dunno what Im gonna do bout that so I guess Ill just try n see what happens!!!!!"
* Carmen_Chapman crouches again
* Carmen_Chapman runs towards the edge, jumping towards the first pole, and if she lands continuing to leap from one pole to the next, one boot after the other, not stopping but trying to just keep moving in a straight line leaping as if she were dancing in her secret woods spot or something
<ProcyonDM> sounds good
<ProcyonDM> do you want to roll or should i?
<ProcyonDM> also do you want one roll or many
<Carmen_Chapman> doesn't matter to me
<Carmen_Chapman> you're the DM
<ProcyonDM> ok
<ProcyonDM> whats your dex
<Carmen_Chapman> here's just all the things that could be relevant
<Carmen_Chapman> Dex +0, Acrobatics +2, Strength +5, Athletics +5, Constitution +2
<ProcyonDM> alrighty
<Carmen_Chapman> I guess maybe Perception +1 with advantage
<ProcyonDM> perfect
<ProcyonDM> So you begin sprinting toward the first log, and easily make it.
<ProcyonDM> The next is fairly close and your boot smoothly steps in it and propels you forward
<ProcyonDM> you are doing great, only a few logs to go, when you start to notice some slime on the poles
<ProcyonDM> the first time, you are not phased at all, the amount of slime there is easily compensated
<ProcyonDM> the second though gives tou a bit of trouble, nothing you cant handle, but if you hadnt noticed you likelu would have had a aproblem
<ProcyonDM> you finally round on the final pole...
<ProcyonDM> roll acrobatics!
<Carmen_Chapman> awwwww yeah
<Carmen_Chapman> im the best
<Carmen_Chapman> Roll(1d20)+2:
<Carmen_Chapman> 1,+2
<Carmen_Chapman> Total:3
<ProcyonDM> omg
<ProcyonDM> and you fucking face plant on the pole
<ProcyonDM> you fall, screaming to the ground, the yellow-green slime approaching, inexorable
<ProcyonDM> time slows down
<ProcyonDM> the stench is overpowering
<ProcyonDM> you see fishbones and hair
<ProcyonDM> that might also be a live cat
<ProcyonDM> roll constitution
<Carmen_Chapman> I bet I know what's gonna happen
<Carmen_Chapman> holy fuck
<Carmen_Chapman> this dice roller is the worst
<Carmen_Chapman> Roll(1d20)+2:
<Carmen_Chapman> 1,+2
<Carmen_Chapman> Total:3
<ProcyonDM> no way
<ProcyonDM> you pass the hell out
<Carmen_Chapman> RIP
* Carmen_Chapman flips the fuck out as she falls and then passes out, going completely limp as she falls towards the pole
<ProcyonDM> You wake up on a bed with eyepatch and weird dude surrounding you
<Carmen_Chapman> ((this is the second time she rolled a natural 1 on con against this stuff :P))
* Carmen_Chapman groans
<ProcyonDM> ((lol))
<Carmen_Chapman> ((three natural ones in the last two IRCs out of 4 total rolls what is life :P))
<ProcyonDM> a bad dice roller
<ProcyonDM> Eyepatch turns around and says shes awake
* Carmen_Chapman tries weakly to move to see if anything hurts
<ProcyonDM> Nothing does
<ProcyonDM> except your head
<ProcyonDM> which pounds...
<ProcyonDM> and you can still smell the good
<ProcyonDM> goo*
<ProcyonDM> it permeates everything
* Carmen_Chapman groans again
* Carmen_Chapman mutters weakly
<Carmen_Chapman> "Fuck you..... fuck this oil shit..... fuck your fuckin goo........ fuck my life....."
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<Carmen_Chapman> (( ProcyonDM ?))
<Carmen_Chapman> (( ProcyonDM you there?))
<ProcyonDM> ((fuuuck sorry))
<ProcyonDM> ((you still there :/))
<Carmen_Chapman> yup
<Carmen_Chapman> you all good?
<Carmen_Chapman> (( ProcyonDM ?))
<ProcyonDM> god damn sorry i keep managing to forget
<ProcyonDM> alright turned on beep on message
<ProcyonDM> shouldnt forget any more
<ProcyonDM> The wieird old guy laughs and walks in
<ProcyonDM> "shouldnt 've fallen then eheheh"
* Carmen_Chapman rubs her head
<Carmen_Chapman> "fuck you"
<Carmen_Chapman> "s not my fuckin fault u put shitty goo on the logs what else was gonna fuckin happen douchebag"
<ProcyonDM> "You knew the rules."
<ProcyonDM> "there werent any! eheheheheh"
<Carmen_Chapman> "fuck you"
<ProcyonDM> He just smiles.
<ProcyonDM> He poits his thumb back.
<ProcyonDM> "Barrels are over there."
<Carmen_Chapman> "fuck ur fuckin oil"
* Carmen_Chapman rolls over in bed
<ProcyonDM> "heh"
<ProcyonDM> "sleep on it youll change yoyr mind"
<ProcyonDM> "you went through so much"
* Carmen_Chapman 's speech is muffled through the pillow she's laying face down in
<Carmen_Chapman> "fuffin shif I dib"
* Carmen_Chapman groans again in frustration
* Carmen_Chapman runs on of her hands through her hair and around her horns to try and get the awful headache to go away
<Carmen_Chapman> *one
* ProcyonDM has quit (Ping timeout: 186 seconds)
* Jaczac (~Jaczac@2605:a601:130:5100:f185:df55:e5b3:a1e6) has joined
<Carmen_Chapman> hello again
* Jaczach (~Jaczac@2605:a601:130:5100:f185:df55:e5b3:a1e6) has joined
<Carmen_Chapman> whoa now
* Jaczach is now known as Procyon
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<Procyon> alrighty
<Carmen_Chapman> alrighty
<Carmen_Chapman> did you sent anything before you poofed?
<Carmen_Chapman> * Carmen_Chapman rolls over in bed
<Carmen_Chapman> <ProcyonDM> "heh"
<Carmen_Chapman> <ProcyonDM> "sleep on it youll change yoyr mind"
<Carmen_Chapman> <ProcyonDM> "you went through so much"
<Carmen_Chapman> * Carmen_Chapman 's speech is muffled through the pillow she's laying face down in
<Carmen_Chapman> <Carmen_Chapman> "fuffin shif I dib"
<Carmen_Chapman> * Carmen_Chapman groans again in frustration
<Carmen_Chapman> * Carmen_Chapman runs on of her hands through her hair and around her horns to try and get the awful headache to go away
<Carmen_Chapman> <Carmen_Chapman> *one
<Carmen_Chapman> that's the last I received
<Procyon> i did not thianks
<Carmen_Chapman> cool
<Carmen_Chapman> lets go then I shouldn't stay up too much later
<Carmen_Chapman> gotta get up early tomorrow :/
<Procyon> alrighty
<Procyon> it does not help at all
<Procyon> every bvreath reminds you of the stenchand renews the headache
* Carmen_Chapman lays there in silence, fuming, both mentally and literally
<Carmen_Chapman> "I hafe ebbethinf"
<Procyon> Eyepatch just smiles
* Carmen_Chapman continues laying there face down as she cannot see Eyepatch smiling
<Procyon> Old guy gets up and leaves, but comes back soon after wiuth something smelling like smoke
<Carmen_Chapman> "why the fufth dib I bo thaf fuffin shib if ur jus gonna give ib bo me anywayf"
<Carmen_Chapman> "ur an affhole"
<Procyon> "its fun"
<Procyon> You hear/smell him puff on a pipe
<Carmen_Chapman> "ur a fuffin affhole"
<Procyon> "just a bored old man young one"
<Carmen_Chapman> "eyepaff u knew he waf a fuffin shibhead doo u fuffer"
<Procyon> eyepatch just laugsh
<Carmen_Chapman> "fuff why is ebbething so fuffing shibby i habe u bofe"
* Carmen_Chapman groans again in pain
<Procyon> "i will tell you how to amek it stop..."
<Carmen_Chapman> "fuff u"
<Carmen_Chapman> "ur juf gunna mafe me do fomefin stubif again affhole"
<Carmen_Chapman> "ur juff like ebbeone elf"
<Carmen_Chapman> "i dond neeb ur fuffin handoufs jus so u dan fuffin laff ab me abain"
<Procyon> "alright have fun then"
<Procyon> "i was going to say if you are nice"
<Carmen_Chapman> "now ur juff dryin to mabe me feel shibby for thif when its nod my faulb"
<Carmen_Chapman> "i know howb if goef"
<Procyon> "it was your fault"
<Carmen_Chapman> "fuff u no if wasnd"
* Carmen_Chapman rolls over
<Carmen_Chapman> "I wasnt the one who made someone go through a shitty fuckin obstacle course for not fuckin reason other than I wanted to fuckin get off on it!!!"
<Procyon> he laughs
<Procyon> "thats true but i gotta charge something for my hard work"
<Carmen_Chapman> "U got a fuckin giganto pile of this shit I just asked for a lil bit to try n save a village of lizard peeps u didnt need fuckin anything asshole"
* Carmen_Chapman glares at the old guy before looking down at her feet suddenly and forcing her eyes shut in pain as her head continues to ache
<Carmen_Chapman> "fuck"
<Procyon> neither proceed to respond
* Carmen_Chapman rolls over again, pulling the pillow over her head and burying her face in the bed trying to get her head to stop hurting
<Procyon> it fails.
* Carmen_Chapman groans again
<Procyon> Niether move to helkp
* Carmen_Chapman continues laying there
<Carmen_Chapman> "iff ur nod gonna say anyfin ben u can bofe jufd fuff off"
<Procyon> The old guy says nothing and leaves
* Carmen_Chapman continues laying there trying to calm the hell down in the hopes that the headache will just go away after a while
<Procyon> how long would shge wait?
<Carmen_Chapman> uhhhh
<Carmen_Chapman> idk I guess 15 minutes for now
<Procyon> alright
<Procyon> the headache does nto subside
* Carmen_Chapman groans in frustration again
<Procyon> eyepatch tells her he knows how to make it go away
<Carmen_Chapman> "I JUFF WANDED TO FUFFING HELB WHY DOEF EBBYTHING ALWAYF HAFF TO BE DERRIBLE"
<Carmen_Chapman> "WHY THE FUFF DO I EVER DRY ANYFING"
<Procyon> he tells you pride.
<Carmen_Chapman> "whad da fuffs dad sposed do mean"
<Carmen_Chapman> "sounds life a loab of bullshib do me"
<Procyon> He remdins you he offered the solution
<Carmen_Chapman> "whaf kinb of solufun id pride"
<Carmen_Chapman> "im a ufeleff piefe of shib fad peoble shid on when bey dont hab anyfin bedder do do i coulda sad ad home on my fuffin bed thif whole fuffin day n dib more sduff n nod be so shiddy"
<Carmen_Chapman> "i dont fee how da fuff pribes god anyfin da do wif thib"
<Carmen_Chapman> "s id lide anoffer magifal fing lige farief n fordune deller lady shif"
<Procyon> he sighs
<Procyon> pride is keeping you from the solution he says
<Carmen_Chapman> "whad da fuffs dad sposed do mean"
<Procyon> "you denied my remedy because you were too dam proud!" yells the odl guy
<Carmen_Chapman> "FUFF U!!!"
<Carmen_Chapman> "life ids a fuffin remeby"
<Carmen_Chapman> "thads whad the fuffin oil was sposed da be"
<Carmen_Chapman> "loof where thad god me"
<Procyon> "just because ytou denied help!'
<Procyon> "Youd be fine if you justy accepted it"
<Carmen_Chapman> "how m i sposed da know ur jusd nod trynda ged anuffer laff ad me huh"
<Procyon> "because im telling you
<Procyon> "wy woul 8i lie?"
<Carmen_Chapman> "u mabe me do thad fuffin log fing juf cud u were bored"
<Carmen_Chapman> "it wafnt a teft ad all"
<Procyon> "sue me, just accept my damn help!"
<Procyon> "i was just making sure you wanted it anyway"
<Carmen_Chapman> "fine fuff u
* Carmen_Chapman rolls over
<Procyon> The guy is entering the room with several cups of coffee
<Carmen_Chapman> "If this s just another fuckin thing for u to get a kick out of Im not gonna be like Eyepatch here. Im gonna tell peeps so they know!!!"
* Carmen_Chapman 's face is stuck between a frown and a huge grimace of pain
<Procyon> "its not a damn joke!
<Procyon> "
<Carmen_Chapman> "K then prove it!!!"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Ill take ur fuckin cure n well see if it worX!"
<Procyon> "good."
<Procyon> he plops down at a chair
* Carmen_Chapman sits up in bed, waiting for him
<ProcyonDM> He brings over 2 cups of coffee
<ProcyonDM> he plops them down in front of you
<Carmen_Chapman> "Is that...... coffee????"
<ProcyonDM> "Yes maam"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Ur fancy cures.... coffee?"
<ProcyonDM> "Yes maam"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Uhhhhhhh......"
* Carmen_Chapman grimaces again as a flash of pain goes through her head
<Carmen_Chapman> "Fiiine...."
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* Carmen_Chapman reaches out to take one of the cups of coffee, putting it to her lips and taking a sip
<ProcyonDM> its very very strong
* Carmen_Chapman abruptly pulls back from the cup in surprise
<Carmen_Chapman> "Dang dude ur not messin around with this shit!"
<ProcyonDM> "No maam"
<ProcyonDM> He takes a deep sip.
<ProcyonDM> He shakes his head violently.  "Yessir!"
* Carmen_Chapman takes another big sip
<ProcyonDM> Its bitter and kind of lame, and your headache has miraculousy not been fixed with one sip.
<Carmen_Chapman> "Maaaan..... Im never gonna go to sleep like EVER now!"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Oh well fuck it"
<Carmen_Chapman> "If I dont go to shiny dream world with MaddoX then he just has to come here!!!!"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Hahahaha"
* Carmen_Chapman takes another big sip
<ProcyonDM> It kind of is irritating to drink but you force it down
<ProcyonDM> You...
<ProcyonDM> think youre starting to feel something.
<ProcyonDM> Liek you gotta get up
<ProcyonDM> do some pushups or something
<Carmen_Chapman> Oh fuck that's gotta be the caffeine
<Carmen_Chapman> so much caffeine
<Carmen_Chapman> you get soooo hyper sometimes
<Carmen_Chapman> best just to get this over with!!!
* Carmen_Chapman basically tries to chug as much of the remaining coffee as she can without burning herself
<ProcyonDM> Its pretty hot so that isnt a ton
<ProcyonDM> but you are definitely feeling it
<ProcyonDM> what headache>
<ProcyonDM> ?
<ProcyonDM> you also cant smell anything from all the cofee sounds
<ProcyonDM> shit
<ProcyonDM> better go run around
<ProcyonDM> thats what you want to do
<ProcyonDM> go
<ProcyonDM> go carmen this is your concious
<ProcyonDM> go go go
<Carmen_Chapman> "Man duuuuude this shit is great!!!!"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Holy fuck man like I cant even deal with this right now!!!!"
* Carmen_Chapman puts the cup down next to the bed somewhat roughly
* Carmen_Chapman bolts out of bed, throwing the blankets off of her still-not-very-clothed self, and starts doing jumping jacks
<Carmen_Chapman> "The headache is like.... gone!!!!"
<ProcyonDM> He smiles.
<ProcyonDM> "Classic."
<Carmen_Chapman> "P much everything is fucked cuz Im hyper as all fuck now but whatevs!!!!!"
<Carmen_Chapman> "TOO LATE NOW!!!!!"
* Carmen_Chapman looks around for some water
<ProcyonDM> There is no water he can find
<ProcyonDM> you
<ProcyonDM> also you cant find eyepatch or the barrels
* Carmen_Chapman frowns, disappointed she can't quickly cool down the rest of the coffee to drink it
* Carmen_Chapman frowns again at her oily skin
* Carmen_Chapman looks around for the entryway into the giant pool area, running over there to look for Eyepatch
<Carmen_Chapman> (( ProcyonDM ?))
<ProcyonDM> ((Sorry))
<Carmen_Chapman> ((np))
<ProcyonDM> oh ok
<ProcyonDM> you find it but there are no barrels there iether
<ProcyonDM> "Eyepatch has loaded up the wagon if you want to head out
* Carmen_Chapman decides that walking is too lame and instead only jumps with the beat of the land
* Carmen_Chapman jumps around the perimeter of the room just to make sure Eyepatch isn't hiding or anything
<ProcyonDM> He is not
* Carmen_Chapman bounces the rest of the way around the room, but can't help but stare down the log setup that made her faceplant into misery earlier while she bounces
<Carmen_Chapman> "OkaaaaayyyyyYYYYY!!!!!!"
* Carmen_Chapman stops when she gets back to the doorway, bouncing in place, and still staring at the platform she never got to
* Carmen_Chapman decides whythefucknotjustforthehellofitohgodjumpingisthebest
<ProcyonDM> Old guy walks up and looks sadly
<Carmen_Chapman> "Whatcha all sad about dude????"
<ProcyonDM> "well maybe coffee wasnt the best decision, perhaps the headache woul dhave bene better."
<Carmen_Chapman> "Fuck uuuuuuuu!!!!!" :DDDDDDDDD
<Carmen_Chapman> "U know what?????"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Just for that Imma just go do it!!!!"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Ull see!!!!"
<Carmen_Chapman> "No fuckin goo slime oil cranky mean old lizard dude anythings gonna just do that!!!! Im not gonna give up that easily!!!!"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Imma go do it!!!"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Ull see!!!!"
* Carmen_Chapman continues bouncing with the beat, and turns towards the line of logs again
<ProcyonDM> "Please dont"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Why?????"
<Carmen_Chapman> "U thought it would be funny to watch before!!!"
<ProcyonDM> "youre jus gonna fall in again lassie"
<ProcyonDM> "once yes to test your dedicatino but this is just sad"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Fuck u Im dedicated!!!!" :DDDDDDD
<ProcyonDM> He sighs.
<ProcyonDM> "Go for it."
<Carmen_Chapman> "U BETCHA IM GONNA GO FOR IT!!!"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Just u see!!!!"
* Carmen_Chapman gets all revved up
* Carmen_Chapman stomps each foot in time with the beat, using it to get her rhythm for leaping from log to log all set up
* Carmen_Chapman runs at the set of logs
<Carmen_Chapman> "WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
<ProcyonDM> roll
<ProcyonDM> :/
<Carmen_Chapman> ((what do you want me to roll))
<ProcyonDM> dex
<ProcyonDM> same as
<ProcyonDM> also lets make this fun
<ProcyonDM> roll a d2
<ProcyonDM> 1 you have advantage
<ProcyonDM> 2 you have disadvantage
<Carmen_Chapman> okay I'm going to roll a d4 because there isn't a d2 on this website
<Carmen_Chapman> 1/3 vs 2/4
<Carmen_Chapman> Roll(1d4)+0:
<Carmen_Chapman> 1,+0
<Carmen_Chapman> Total:1
<ProcyonDM> alright get advantage
<Carmen_Chapman> Roll(1d20)+2:
<Carmen_Chapman> 2,+2
<Carmen_Chapman> Total:4
<Carmen_Chapman> Roll(1d20)+2:
<Carmen_Chapman> 17,+2
<Carmen_Chapman> Total:19
<ProcyonDM> alright
<ProcyonDM> in your insane overcaffinated stupor, and using the beat of the land, you make it across
<Carmen_Chapman> "YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
* Carmen_Chapman gets super pumped and continues bouncing, alternating between raising her fists up in the air victoriously and flexing her arms
<Carmen_Chapman> http://i200.photobucket.com/albums/aa229/haggy0927/SteveReeves4.jpg
<ProcyonDM> Old guy goes and returns with a couple more barrels full
<ProcyonDM> "you won!'
<Carmen_Chapman> "I TOLD U SO!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
<ProcyonDM> "it took some drugs, but you won."
* Carmen_Chapman pulls out her flaming chainsaw and strikes an Xtra baller victory pose
* Carmen_Chapman considers sawing the platform below her to shreds but decides not to because fire everywhere sounds p much awful
* Carmen_Chapman puts the chainsaw away and ziplines back across, hooting and hollering the whole way back
<ProcyonDM> He is waiting for you on the other side.
<ProcyonDM> he looks conflicted
<Carmen_Chapman> "Whats wrong??????" :((((((
<ProcyonDM> "I dont know whether to be irritated or oddly proud."
<Carmen_Chapman> "Be happy bout it!!!!!"
<Carmen_Chapman> "We did it together!!!!!!"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Or something"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Dont think about it too hard!!!!!"
<Carmen_Chapman> "U screwed me over then helped me show those fuckin logs whos boss after all!!!!" :DDDDDD
<ProcyonDM> He shrugs.
<ProcyonDM> "guess so"
<ProcyonDM> He whips out his ukelele and starts strumming a crappy tune once more
<Carmen_Chapman> "I was gonna show em the boss with my chainsaw but I already do that to lotsa trees n shit so I dont wanna fuck up ur house thingy here."
* Carmen_Chapman cracks a huge grin
<Carmen_Chapman> "So uhhhhhhhh can I just like captchalogue this shit????"
* Carmen_Chapman tries to captchalogue the Xtra barrels
<ProcyonDM> "Have at it, theyre just the size. Dont tell eyepatch though he likes to haul em."
<ProcyonDM> "Thats what he did on his first time around.
<ProcyonDM> "You should ask him about the sotry, and you should be going."
<Carmen_Chapman> "Okay!!!!!!!"
* Carmen_Chapman captchalogues the barrels and bounces back into the room with the bed to grab the cup of coffee and drink the rest of it
<Carmen_Chapman> "Seeeeeee u duuuude!!!!!!!"
* Carmen_Chapman bounces towards the door to head out
<ProcyonDM> "See you lass."
<ProcyonDM> He chuckles as you leave.
* Carmen_Chapman bounces out the door towards the lake, looking for Eyepatch
<ProcyonDM> hes chatting with myke
<ProcyonDM> you know ish
<ProcyonDM> as well as two animals can chat
* Carmen_Chapman dives energetically into the water to swim over to them
<ProcyonDM> you do so
* Carmen_Chapman climbs out of the water once she gets to them and starts bouncing to dry herself off
<Procyon> The bouncing really does not halpe
* Carmen_Chapman doesn't really mind
* Carmen_Chapman continues bouncing anyways
<Carmen_Chapman> "Im baaaaack!!!!!" :DDDD
<Procyon> are we just time skipping back to the vilalge?
<Carmen_Chapman> if you want to
<Carmen_Chapman> you're the DM :P
<Procyon> sure
<Procyon> its just gonna be eyepatch groaning about your caffinated escapades
<Carmen_Chapman> lol
<Carmen_Chapman> we can do a teeny bit of that
<Carmen_Chapman> and then just montage the rest of the way
<Procyon> sure
<Procyon> Eyepatch starts the wagon rolling
<Carmen_Chapman> "U get everything loaded up?????"
<Procyon> He tells you thats why hes moving
<Carmen_Chapman> "Awesome!!!!!" :DDDDDD
* Carmen_Chapman bounces in her seat in time with the beat of the land
<Carmen_Chapman> "Heyheyheyheyhey guess what????"
<Procyon> he sighs
<Procyon> he asks what
* Carmen_Chapman summons her captchalogue tree and picks the nearest leaf
<Carmen_Chapman> Several barrels of the oil stuff appear in the wagon with the others
<Carmen_Chapman> "I got more!!!!!" :DDDDD
<Carmen_Chapman> "I showed that dude!!!"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Man he had noooo idea what was comin!!!!!!"
<Procyon> eyepatch's eye goes wide.
<Procyon> he asks if you tried it
<Carmen_Chapman> "If u mean wrecked the fuckin log oil trial like a boss then YEAHHHHHH!!!!!!!"
* Carmen_Chapman stands up and makes a completely ridiculous pose with her flexing her arms
<Carmen_Chapman> "He tried to get me to give up but I was like FUCK NO!!!!!"
<Procyon> He sighs, so you didnt learn the first time
<Carmen_Chapman> "What are u talkin bout????"
<Carmen_Chapman> "I learned the first time not to fuckin give up n to just do what u wanna do!!!!"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Thats what u n the fortune teller lady said to do!!!!"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Just do what I wanna do n follow my heart or some inspirational shit like that I dunno"
<Procyon> he slowly nods
<Procyon> he says thats a better message than i was thinking that experience had
* Carmen_Chapman shrugs
<Carmen_Chapman> "I dunno just dont try n think bout it too hard!!!!"
* Carmen_Chapman sits back down and returns to bouncing
<Procyon> He says good plan
<Procyon> ((time skip?))
<Carmen_Chapman> ((sounds good))
<Procyon> You return to the village, and alreayd are drawing stares
* Carmen_Chapman turns around and captchalogues the barrels again
<Procyon> Everyone watches closely
* Carmen_Chapman whispers to Eyepatch
<Carmen_Chapman> *We should go back to your place so we can make this shit where everyone isnt watching*
<Procyon> Eyepatch says it doesnt matter
<Procyon> you smell of something either way, but sure
<Procyon> he starts myke up again
* Carmen_Chapman continues bouncing, waiting
<Procyon> you guys head back to eyepatch's house
<Procyon> it is mercifully not too central
<Carmen_Chapman> "Yay!!!!"
* Carmen_Chapman hops off of the wagon and starts bringing stuff inside, setting them down along with the barrels near a table where they'll have some space to work
<Procyon> Eyepatch helps unload
<Procyon> once its all out, he turns to you
<Procyon> he asks what the plan it
<Procyon> is
<Carmen_Chapman> "Well...."
<Carmen_Chapman> "We gotta make stuff!!!!!!" :DDDDDD
* Carmen_Chapman summons her sylladex tree again, rifling through some leaves and branches
<Procyon>  he watches
* Carmen_Chapman snaps off several branches and leaves, a pile of stuff appearing on the table
* Carmen_Chapman sets aside the acerglyn, propane torch, craft supplies, stuff from the fortune room in the pyramid, herbal stimulants, and barrels of oil
<Procyon> He whistles
* Carmen_Chapman takes the metal rod from the pyramid and glues the horseshoe to the end
<Carmen_Chapman> "Hey duuuuuuuude can u get a pot on the fire or stove or somethin????"
* Carmen_Chapman affixes the clear crystal ball (not the fortune tellers one) inside the horseshoe to make a "Luck Wand"
<Procyon> Eyepatch follows your advice and puts a pot of water on the fire
* Carmen_Chapman roots through the pile of stuff to find things to add to the pot
* Carmen_Chapman dumps several bottles of her homemade acerglyn
* Carmen_Chapman puts in some flower petals and leaves
* Carmen_Chapman puts a small handful of the herbal stimulants and painkillers in, stirring them to get them to dissolve
* Carmen_Chapman pours in a bit of fluorescent green liquid for color
<Procyon> Eyepatch nods approvingly
* Carmen_Chapman goes over to the stinky oil barrels
<Procyon> he tells you its looking nasty
* Carmen_Chapman frowns
<Carmen_Chapman> "How do u think we should get some of this in there n how much?????"
<Carmen_Chapman> "I just want it to be really fuckin weird n not very tasty not like actually make people sick!!!!!"
* Carmen_Chapman bounces while stirring the pot of neon sweet alcoholic musty herbal slurry
<Procyon> He thinks...
<Procyon> He says maybe add a tiny bit first and see trhen?
* Carmen_Chapman shrugs
* Carmen_Chapman pops open the cork on top of one of the barrels
* Carmen_Chapman grimaces in anticipation
<Carmen_Chapman> "U got a scoop or somethin???"
<Procyon> He grabs a soup ladle
<Procyon> He asks if this owkrs?
* Carmen_Chapman shrugs
<Carmen_Chapman> "Well see!!!!"
* Carmen_Chapman takes the ladle and spoons out about a tablespoon of the oil, carefully taking it over to the pot on the fire
* Carmen_Chapman puts the oil in the pot, stirring to make sure it gets mixed in okay
<Procyon> it doesnt mix very well
<Procyon> just from stirring that is
<Carmen_Chapman> "The fuck????"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Fuckin oil!!!!"
* Carmen_Chapman stirs harder
<Procyon> It slowly starts to mix
<Procyon> looks like its just gonna take some endurance
* Carmen_Chapman groans in frustration, continuing to stir vigorously
<Carmen_Chapman> "Get."
<Carmen_Chapman> "In."
<Carmen_Chapman> "There!"
<Procyon> It finally acquiesces to your request.
<Procyon> you showed that oil glob
* Carmen_Chapman heaves a sigh of exhaustion, bouncing up and down a bit and shaking her arms to try and loosen the fatigued muscles
<Carmen_Chapman> "Whew!"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Wanna give it a taste????" :PPPP
<Procyon> Eyepatch makes a face
<Procyon> He says if i must for the plan
<Carmen_Chapman> "U bet u do!!!!"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Dont worry Im gonna have to taste some too....."
<Carmen_Chapman> "Its just ur a lizard n stuff so u know what shit tastes like to lizard peeps n whats wierd n shit!!!!"
* Carmen_Chapman bounces in anticipation
<Procyon> he thinks it over
<Procyon> he agrees
<Procyon> he go looks for something and returns with a shot glass.
* Carmen_Chapman continues bouncing in anticipation
<Procyon> He takes the shot...
<Procyon> he swirls it around in his mouth
<Procyon> he says eh, it tastes bad like normal bad
* Carmen_Chapman humms in thought
<Carmen_Chapman> "U think we should add a bit more????"
<Carmen_Chapman> "I kinda thought the herbs n stinky oil shit n sweet alcoholic stuff would kinda make a weird potion thing!!!!!"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Hahahahaha I should be a chef or somethin that would be great!!!!!"
* Carmen_Chapman doubles over in laughter
<Procyon> He stares at you like :|
<Procyon> he says sure lets add more >.>
* Carmen_Chapman returns to the barrel to add some more, then stirring it in vigorously, passing it off to Eyepatch to stir if she gets tired
<Procyon> it takes a while and a pass off but you guys get it in
* Carmen_Chapman takes the shot glass and hesitantly scoops up a little bit to taste it
* Carmen_Chapman puts the glass to her lips
<Procyon> the smell is right at you
* Carmen_Chapman sips it
<Procyon> It is quite nasty
<Procyon> it tastes like a horrible mix of all the things you added minus the oil, and then you taste the oil
<Procyon> its bitter and makes you want to gag
* Carmen_Chapman quickly set the glass down to support herself on the edge of the table
<Carmen_Chapman> "Oh fuck"
<Carmen_Chapman> "That shits so nasty"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Its perfect"
<Procyon> he nods, good
<Procyon> he asks whats next, leader?
<Carmen_Chapman> "We gotta get that nasty sweet alcohol shit off the fire n into these bottles!"
* Carmen_Chapman retrieves the empty acerglyn bottles
<Carmen_Chapman> "After those leaves n shit get outta there!!!!"
* Carmen_Chapman scoops out the floating leaves and flower petals now that they've given their flavor to the slurry
<Procyon> He helps with your task but deliverately waits until you starts the next one to help with it
* Carmen_Chapman continues until the neon green slurry is bottled up
<Procyon> It gets well scooped
<Procyon> up and into a dozen or so bottles of whisky
<Procyon> or whatever you guys could find
<Carmen_Chapman> "Yayyyyyy!!!!!!!!"
<Carmen_Chapman> "U ready to do this shit??????"
<Procyon> He shurgs
<Procyon> Probably not he says
<Carmen_Chapman> "Well too bad!!!!"
<Carmen_Chapman> :DDDDDD
<Carmen_Chapman> "Heres the thing dude"
<Carmen_Chapman> "U know this isnt like an aXual curse or anythin"
<Carmen_Chapman> "But they dont so dont go tellin them that k?????"
<Procyon> Of course of coruse he says
<Carmen_Chapman> "This fuckin potion doesnt even do anythin but its gonna taste sweet n nasty n the alcohols gonna burn their throat kinda like a potion or somethin"
<Carmen_Chapman> "But those herbal things I put in there thats gonna give them some energy n make them hurt less so it kinda feels like its doin somethin!!!!"
* Carmen_Chapman sprinkles some neon orange liquid on the end of the luck wand
<Carmen_Chapman> "Then we got this to be Xtra legit!!!!"
<Carmen_Chapman> "We can like put a dot of it on peeps foreheads then give em some of the potion....?"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Idk"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Its just kinda what seemed like a thing we could do or somethin"
<Carmen_Chapman> "What do u think????"
<Carmen_Chapman> "U got any better ideas????"
<Procyon> He says not really
<Procyon> You made the plan
<Carmen_Chapman> "Whats that gotta do with it?????"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Its like not even really a plan lol"
<Procyon> yeah but... he retorts
<Procyon> he falters.
<Procyon> He says he couldnt come up with anything else
 * Carmen_Chapman shrugs
<Carmen_Chapman> "Whatevs then!!!"
 * Carmen_Chapman continues bouncing while inspecting the newly filled acerglyn bottles
<Carmen_Chapman> "Sooooooo uhhhhhh how do we like get everyone to take this sweet eliXir????"
<ProcyonDM> He thinks
<ProcyonDM> He supposes you coiuld make a big speech and try to convince them
<Carmen_Chapman> "LOL"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Speech?????"
<Carmen_Chapman> "I totes got a C in that class!!!"
<Carmen_Chapman> "I cant plan what Im gonna say for shit"
<ProcyonDM> He says think fast and chuck;es
<Carmen_Chapman> "Uhhhhhhh okay then?"
 * Carmen_Chapman starts doing jumping jacks both out of excitement and hyper-ness
<Carmen_Chapman> "Can we like take this shit outside n u can like get the lizard peeps to come over or somethin????"
<Carmen_Chapman> "I can try yelling but peeps dont usually listen to me even if I yell"
<ProcyonDM> He nods and says you should start thinking
<ProcyonDM> He bails
 * Carmen_Chapman captchalogues the table, the bottles of "potion", and the luck wand, and heads outside
<ProcyonDM> Hes gathered a few in the center square, and is off gathering more
<ProcyonDM> a few as in 5-10
 * Carmen_Chapman stands up in the center of the square, impatiently bouncing and waiting
<ProcyonDM> hey sorry
<ProcyonDM> he brings another round of people, ading up to around 20
<ProcyonDM> he comes up to you and asks if youre ready
<Carmen_Chapman> "Uhhhhhh yeah I mean lets do this!!!!!"
<Carmen_Chapman> "I didnt travel all over the fuckin land n brew this potion just to stand here!!!!"
 * Carmen_Chapman looX out at all the lizard peeps
<ProcyonDM> They all look up at you
<ProcyonDM> their eyes are jnd of creepy
 * Carmen_Chapman yells really loudly over all of them to the rest of the tents in case theres any other lizard peeps still not out here
<Carmen_Chapman> "HEY LIZARD PEEPS GET UR ASSES OUT HERE I GOT SOME SWEET SHIT TO GIVE U!!!!"
<Carmen_Chapman> "U KNOW THAT FUCKIN CURSE??? ITS NOT GONNA KEEP CURSIN U FOR MUCH LONGER!!!!"
 * Carmen_Chapman grins widely
<Carmen_Chapman> "SO GET THE FUCK OUT HERE IF U WANT SOME OF THIS!!!!"
 * Carmen_Chapman turns back to the small crowd
 * Carmen_Chapman bounces again with the beat of the land
<Carmen_Chapman> "IM SO xCITED FOR U GUYS TO FINALLY BE FREE!!!!"
<Carmen_Chapman> "EYEPATCH N I TRAVELED ALL OVER TO TALK TO PEEPS WHO KNOW SHIT BOUT CURSES N SECRET INGREDIENT N SHIT!!!!"
<Carmen_Chapman> "I EVEN BROUGHT SOME SECRET BREWS FROM BACK HOME FROM xOTIC PLACES U NEVER EVEN FUCKIN HEARD OF!!!!!"
<Carmen_Chapman> "POINT IS"
<Carmen_Chapman> "I FIGURED OUT HOW TO CURE U FROM UR CURSE!!!!!!"
<Carmen_Chapman> DDDD
<Carmen_Chapman> "NO MORE FEELIN LIKE U FUCKIN CANT DO IT ANYMORE"
<Carmen_Chapman> "LIKE NO MATTER HOW HARD U TRY UR NOT GONNA DO IT"
<Carmen_Chapman> "NO MORE SHITTY CURSE!!!!!!"
<Carmen_Chapman> "U GUYS CAN DO IT ONCE WE CURE U!!!!"
 * Carmen_Chapman decaptchalogues the bottles of potion and luck wand, as well as her blowtorch
<Carmen_Chapman> "THESE POTIONS HAVE SOME SPECIAL OIL SOME MAGIC HERBS N SOME OF MY OWN SECRET INGREDIENTS!!!!"
<Carmen_Chapman> "ARE U GUYS xITED???????"
<ProcyonDM> there are some halfheared "yeah, i guess" es
<Carmen_Chapman> "COME ON GUYS!!!!"
<Carmen_Chapman> "HOW LONG HAVE U ALL NOT BEEN ABLE TO BE AS AWESOME AT SPECTACLES AS UVE WANTED??????"
<Carmen_Chapman> "HAVE U REALLY LOST HOPE??????"
<Carmen_Chapman> "THINK OF ALL THE LIZARD PEEPS IN THE FUCKIN HOSPITAL!!!"
<Carmen_Chapman> "FRIENDS? FAMILY? OTHER PEEPS WHO U LIVE WITH????"
<Carmen_Chapman> "THEYRE ALL HURT N INJURED CUZ OF THIS FUCKIN CURSE!!!!"
<ProcyonDM> There is some more murmuring because of that statement
<Carmen_Chapman> "UVE ALL BEEN CRUSHED N BEATEN N FEELIN ALL DEFEATED BUT NOT ANYMORE!!!!"
<Carmen_Chapman> "THINGS ARE GONNA CHANGE NOW!!!!!"
<Carmen_Chapman> "THINK BOUT HOW COOL IT WILL BE!!!!"
<Carmen_Chapman> "LIZARD PEEPS WILL TRAVEL FROM ALL OVER THE FUCKIN LAND TO SEE THIS FUCKIN CRAZY AWESOME VILLAGE!!!!"
<Carmen_Chapman> "DONT U WANNA BE ABLE TO FOLLOW UR DREAMS NOW????"
<Carmen_Chapman> "DO U REMEMBER WHAT IT WAS LIKE TO HAVE DREAMS BEFORE ALL OF THIS SHIT CRUSHE THEM????"
<ProcyonDM> They agree slightly more
<Carmen_Chapman> "ISNT IT xITING?????"
<Carmen_Chapman> "THINK ABOUT HOW GREAT THINGS WILL BE!!!!!"
<Carmen_Chapman> "U NEED TO BELIEVE N GET xITED!!!!"
<Carmen_Chapman> "THATS PART OF THE MAGIC OF THIS CURE!!!!!"
<Carmen_Chapman> "U REALLY GOTTA FEEL IT DEEP DOWN IN UR HEART!"
<ProcyonDM> You hear someone shout HELL YEAH
<Carmen_Chapman> "THINK ABOUT JUST HOW BAD U WANT IT!!! HOW FUCKIN AWESOME ITLL BE TO BE FREE OF THIS FUCKIN CURSE!!!!"
<Carmen_Chapman> "WE CAN FUCKIN KILL THIS CURSE FOREVER NOW!!!! WE JUST GOTTA WORK TOGETHER!!!!!"
<ProcyonDM> more start agreeing more
<Carmen_Chapman> "NOW LEMME HEAR IT AGAIN!!!!! BETTER THIS TIME!!!!!"
<Carmen_Chapman> "WHOS xITED TO GET RID OF THIS SHITTY CURSE ONCE N FOR ALL??????"
<ProcyonDM> Several proclaim they are excited
<Carmen_Chapman> "COME ON GUYS!!!!!"
<Carmen_Chapman> "DO U WANT THESE SUPER SWEET PEEPS HERE" <she points at the ones who were excited> "TO BE THE ONLY ONES WHO GET CURED????"
<Carmen_Chapman> "WE GOTTA BE IN THIS TOGETHER!!!!!"
<Carmen_Chapman> "U GOTTA FUCKIN ***WANT*** IT!!!!!"
<Carmen_Chapman> "YOU GOTTA GET PUUUUUUUUMPED!!!!!!"
<Carmen_Chapman> "YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!"
<Carmen_Chapman> "NOW LEMME HEAR IT AGAIN!!!!"
<ProcyonDM> more and more yell
<Carmen_Chapman> "WHOS WITH ME????? WHOS PUMPED TO GET THIS FUCKIN CURSE STOMPIN SHOW ON THE ROAD?????"
<ProcyonDM> yeeah!"s are heard alla round
<ProcyonDM> youve succeeded
<Carmen_Chapman> "WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
<Carmen_Chapman> "BOUNCE WITH ME WE GOTTA GET PUMPED!!!!!"
<Carmen_Chapman> "NOW UVE BEEN CURSED FOR A WHILE NOW"
<Carmen_Chapman> "IT MIGHT HURT A BIT TAKIN THIS POTION"
<Carmen_Chapman> "MAYBE U THINK IT TASTES FUCKIN SHITTY"
<Carmen_Chapman> "THATS THE MAGIC U JUST GOTTA WANT IT REAL BADLY GOTTA BE PUMPED!!!!"
<Carmen_Chapman> "UR USED TO NOT BEIN ABLE TO DO SHIT SO MAYBE U FALL OFF THE TRAPEZE THINGY THE FIRST TIME MAYBE ITS BEEN A WHILE SINCE U JUGGLED SHIT THAT OKAY!!!!"
<Carmen_Chapman> "WERE GONNA STAMP THIS FUCKIN CURSE OUT FOREVER U CAN DOOOO IIIIIIT!!!!!!"
<Carmen_Chapman> "WE JUST GOTTA WANT IT AND WE CANT GIVE UP!!!!!!"
<ProcyonDM> Full on cheers
<Carmen_Chapman> "NOW WHO WANTS SOME CURE???????"
<ProcyonDM> more cheers
<Carmen_Chapman> "LINE THE FUCK UP AND LETS DOOOOOOOOOOO THIIIIIIS!!!!!!!"
 * Carmen_Chapman continues bouncing with Xitement
<ProcyonDM> They form a crappy line
<ProcyonDM> Eyepatch, without his patch, is first
<ProcyonDM> his eye is closed though but you can see a scar
<ProcyonDM> He takes a shot glass, scoops some, turns, and raises it to the crowd
<ProcyonDM> He yells
<ProcyonDM> THe crowd yells back
<ProcyonDM> He takes the shot, and falls over around the side
<ProcyonDM> The next ones shove for a spot
 * Carmen_Chapman lights the blowtorch and heats the crystal ball on the end of the luck wand up so it's glowing and raises it up in the air
 * Carmen_Chapman holds on the bottle, pouring out servings of potion to those at the front
<Carmen_Chapman> *holds out
<ProcyonDM> Everyone taeks a shot, gags, and falls over by eyepatch
<ProcyonDM> everyone is jut chilling now
<Carmen_Chapman> "WERE NOT DONE YET!!!!!"
<Carmen_Chapman> "WHAT ABOUT THE PEEPS WHO ARENT HERE?????"
<Carmen_Chapman> "WE GOTTA FIND EVERY LAST LIZARD PEEP IN THIS VILLAGE WHO STAYED HOME!!!!"
<Carmen_Chapman> "WE GOTTA HELP ALL UR FAMILY N FRIENDS IN THE HOSPITAL!!!!"
<Carmen_Chapman> "WERE GONNA SAVE EVERY SINGLE ONE OF U GUYS!!!!!"
<Carmen_Chapman> "U GOTTA GET THEM xCITED N PUMPED ABOUT IT TOO!!!!"
 * Carmen_Chapman grins widely, expecting the herbal stimulants to kick in sometime soon
<Carmen_Chapman> "LETS DOOOOO THIS!!!!!!"
<Carmen_Chapman> "HOUSE TO HOUSE TIL WE GET EVERYONE IN ON THIS SWEET DEAL!!!!!"
<Carmen_Chapman> "NO ONE LEFT BEHIND!!!!!"
<ProcyonDM> The dog pile pulls them selves up
<ProcyonDM> A few retch, but the others join you
<Carmen_Chapman> "LEAD ON PEEPS!!!!! LETS DOOOOO THIIIIIS!!!!!"
 * Carmen_Chapman lets them lead on from house to house to give the rest of the people the potion with the glowing luck wand overhead
<Carmen_Chapman> ((timeskip?))
<ProcyonDM> sure
<ProcyonDM> Most of the houses were empty but you hit them all
<ProcyonDM> And then you hit the hospital
<ProcyonDM> all who could, drank
 * Carmen_Chapman ends her circuit at the hospital
<ProcyonDM> now you are back in the center
 * Carmen_Chapman cheers loudly
 * Carmen_Chapman claps her hands and jumps up and down
<ProcyonDM> the lizards are slightly less enthusiastic, but also do
<Carmen_Chapman> "NOW U GUYS GOTTA TRAIN!!!!! U GOTTA PRACTICE!!!!! U GOTTA GET BACK IN THIS GAME!!!!! U GOTTA SHOW THE WORLD JUST HOW AWESOME U ARE N HOW U NEVER GIVE UP N HOW NO SHITTY CURSE IS GONNA GET U DOWN!!!!"
<Carmen_Chapman> "LIVE UR LIVES NOW!!!!"
<Carmen_Chapman> "BE FREE!!!!!!"
<Carmen_Chapman> "ITS GONNA BE HARD BUT DONT GIVE UP!!!!"
<Carmen_Chapman> "U CAN DO IT NOW UR CURED!!!!"
<Carmen_Chapman> "ITS GONNA BE A WHOLE FUCKIN LOT OF TURNIN FOR THE BETTER NOW!!!!!!"
<Carmen_Chapman> "JUST BELIEVE BE PUMPED N FOLLOW UR DREAMS????"
<Carmen_Chapman> "WHATVE U ALWAYS WANTE TO DO BUT DIDNT THINK U COULD CUZ OF THE SHITTY CURSE????"
<Carmen_Chapman> "GO PRACTICE THAT!!!"
<ProcyonDM> they shout in approval
<Carmen_Chapman> "FELT DOWN ON UR LUCK N LIKE THERES NO HOPE???? WELL THERES HOPE NOW!!!!"
<Carmen_Chapman> "BELIEVE DEEP DOWN IN UR HEART THAT U WANT IT N THAT U CAN DO IT N THEN THE MAGIC POTION WILL DO ITS MAGIC!!!!"
<ProcyonDM> They shout, slightly confused
<Carmen_Chapman> "NOW LETS GET TOOOOO IIIIIT!!!!!!"
 * Carmen_Chapman cheers loudly in celebration
<Carmen_Chapman> "CELEBRATE N GO WORK AFTER UR DREAMS!!!!"
<Carmen_Chapman> "P SOON THE WHOLE LAND WILL HEAR BOUT HOW AWESOME U GUYS ARE N HOW U DEFEATED THE CURSE!!!!"
<ProcyonDM> YeaH!
<Carmen_Chapman> "NOW GO BE FREE!!!!!!"
<ProcyonDM> everyone cheers then fisperses
<ProcyonDM> disperses
 * Carmen_Chapman steps down from her perch in the center of the square to let people disperse, giving fist pumps to lizards as she passes them
<Carmen_Chapman> *bumps
<ProcyonDM> almost all if not all accept
<ProcyonDM> they go back to their houses
<ProcyonDM> Eyepatch is still chilling on the floor
 * Carmen_Chapman walks over to Eyepatch
<Carmen_Chapman> "We did it duuuude!!!!"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Wanna go back to ur place????"
<Carmen_Chapman> "I got some stuff we can celebrate with!!!!"
<ProcyonDM> He says hes just gonna nap
<Carmen_Chapman> "Ur that tired?"
 * Carmen_Chapman frowns in disappointment
<Carmen_Chapman> "Maybe u shouldve had some coffee too!!!!"
<ProcyonDM> He says probably
<ProcyonDM> He shrugs from the ground
 * Carmen_Chapman extends her hand to help him up
<Carmen_Chapman> "Least dont lie on the fuckin ground in the middle of the square dude"
<ProcyonDM> He accepts it, and covers his eye with his hand
<Carmen_Chapman> "Hey dude u dont have to hide ur scar if u dont wanna"
<Carmen_Chapman> "What happened to ur patch thingy????"
<ProcyonDM> He lowers his hand
<ProcyonDM> Its white and milky
<ProcyonDM> he says it got torn off in the fuss
<Carmen_Chapman> "Do u wanna find it?"
<ProcyonDM> He says hes got extras at home
 * Carmen_Chapman shrugs
<Carmen_Chapman> "Lets go then!!!"
 * Carmen_Chapman can't help but smile
<ProcyonDM> He heads home
 * Carmen_Chapman follows, bringing the torch, luck wand, and leftover bottles and stuff with her
<ProcyonDM> He plops down on his bed and tells you the eyepatches are in the nightstand
 * Carmen_Chapman sets her stuff back on the decaptchalogued table
 * Carmen_Chapman heads over to the nightstand to get a replacement eyepatch
<Carmen_Chapman> "Hey dude can u believe we did it?"
<ProcyonDM> Theres like 20 in there all in a line
<ProcyonDM> its comical
 * Carmen_Chapman can't help but let out a laugh
<ProcyonDM> He talls you to give him the damn eyepatch
<Carmen_Chapman> "Dude u got so many in here!!!"
 * Carmen_Chapman grabs a random one, giving it to him
<ProcyonDM> he puts it on but stays on the bed
 * Carmen_Chapman picks up one of the unused bottles of acerglyn, pouring the two of them a small cup and handing one to Eyepatch
<Carmen_Chapman> "Here thisll taste a whole fuckin lot better than that potion shit"
<ProcyonDM> he looks at it
<ProcyonDM> He asks what the fuck this is
<Carmen_Chapman> "Its fuckin delicious thats what it is"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Its got some alcohol in it too what else could u want" PPPP
<ProcyonDM> he says sleep
<Carmen_Chapman> "Drink this first itll help u sleep"
<Carmen_Chapman> "It doesnt have fuckin herbal stimulant shit in it like that potion did"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Its real smooth n relaXing"
<ProcyonDM> he swears and downs a good chug
 * Carmen_Chapman raises her glass to Eyepatch as he downs his
<Carmen_Chapman> "Fuckin cheers dude we did it"
 * Carmen_Chapman downs her glass
<ProcyonDM> He raises it
<ProcyonDM> Then he falls back on his bed and falls asleep
 * Carmen_Chapman pulls his blanket up over him if there is one on his bed then stands up
<ProcyonDM> there was
 * Carmen_Chapman decides to put the rest of her clothes back on now that she's dried off, and tiptoes out of Eyepatch's house (albeit not very quietly because she has oots)
 * Carmen_Chapman looks around to find Myke
<ProcyonDM> hes eating some grass around eyepatchs house
 * Carmen_Chapman runs over to Myke to give him a hug
<Carmen_Chapman> "We did it Myke isnt it great?????" DDDD
<ProcyonDM> He snorts
<Carmen_Chapman> "Ready to go back home????"
 * Carmen_Chapman hops on Myke's back regardless of his response
<ProcyonDM> sorry
<ProcyonDM> he does
 * Carmen_Chapman steers Myke back towards home
 * Carmen_Chapman has this talk with Orea on the way back http//pastebincom/kKvNbUDu
<ProcyonDM> you guys have a pleasant journey