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  1. COWARD
  2. Stranded in space. Send help - Today at 3:36 PM
  3. when youre a living noodle
  4. jaytotheareohsee - Today at 3:36 PM
  5. you're too scared to even show your face so
  6. pretty sure we all know who's cooler here
  7. Stranded in space. Send help - Today at 3:37 PM
  8. when you ask for a picture and still get denied, im not gay enough to let some skimpy kid fap to my face nty
  9.  
  10. jaytotheareohsee - Today at 3:37 PM
  11. you sound like you're over 400 pounds probably why you can't show your dorito stained face lmfao
  12. >when u have no personality so all u do is meme
  13. Stranded in space. Send help - Today at 3:38 PM
  14. i dont have a personality, i have a life. the presidential debate makes this so smooth
  15. jaytotheareohsee - Today at 3:39 PM
  16. sorry bud cant hear you with all those dicks in your mouth
  17. might want to wipe your keyboard of all that cheeto dust
  18. Stranded in space. Send help - Today at 3:39 PM
  19. no you cant hear me, theres a computer in the way, so those dicks must be in your arse, is it really so wide you cant feel 1000 cocks?
  20. jaytotheareohsee - Today at 3:39 PM
  21. holy shit all i hear is aspergers
  22. you need to fix that shit dude you know tephan is contagious
  23. Stranded in space. Send help - Today at 3:40 PM
  24. havent been in contact with him, probably caught it off of the baseball bat somone used to fuck you in the arse you like it long n wide
  25. jaytotheareohsee - Today at 3:41 PM
  26. you're so normie you even have a picture of idubbz as your profile
  27. Stranded in space. Send help - Today at 3:41 PM
  28. you were created in a baby shower known as bukkake
  29. jaytotheareohsee - Today at 3:42 PM
  30. cool story bro
  31. Stranded in space. Send help - Today at 3:44 PM
  32. when you try to mlg no scope snoop with the dankest of out dated comebacks
  33. jaytotheareohsee - Today at 3:44 PM
  34. stopped listening after i found out you were a normie
  35. Stranded in space. Send help - Today at 3:47 PM
  36. When you think youre a 4chan user but youre just a /y/ member
  37. jaytotheareohsee - Today at 3:48 PM
  38. >when all you know how to do is meme arrow
  39. Stranded in space. Send help - Today at 3:49 PM
  40. When you think text is a meme and 4chan is slandering your ass as we speak,
  41. jaytotheareohsee - Today at 3:50 PM
  42. fuck off with your gayass 4chan
  43. 8chan is where its at
  44.  
  45. hah cringe
  46. >no
  47. Stranded in space. Send help - Today at 3:52 PM
  48. You mean the Shit 4chan that is russian, my little pony or waifu? , didnt know you liked horse cock explains why you need over 1000 cocks to sattisfy you
  49. jaytotheareohsee - Today at 3:52 PM
  50. you are the epitome of cringe
  51. you rely on 4chan to roast people lmfao
  52. here i uploaded another one to help you
  53. Stranded in space. Send help - Today at 3:56 PM
  54. Rely on 4chan? its not like ive not destroyed you myself in this chat alone. the moment you resort to cool story bro you basically surrender like the french(edited)
  55. jaytotheareohsee - Today at 3:56 PM
  56. >destroyed
  57. the cringe is unreal
  58. it's too much
  59. Stranded in space. Send help - Today at 3:57 PM
  60.  
  61. jaytotheareohsee - Today at 3:58 PM
  62. i posted that pic just to help you with your weakass thread
  63. if these are roasts then that's just sad
  64. Stranded in space. Send help - Today at 3:59 PM
  65. ah sure, when you tell yourself you look great but need to cut yourself deeper each turn.
  66. jaytotheareohsee - Today at 3:59 PM
  67. i mean it's apparent i look better than you
  68. no competition there
  69. jaytotheareohsee - Today at 4:00 PM
  70. lol pussyboy left
  71. le xDD
  72. Clench-Sensei - Today at 4:37 PM
  73. so I could be wrong, but I'm guessing you didn't like that very much.
  74. jaytotheareohsee - Today at 4:37 PM
  75. like what
  76. him leaving?
  77. Clench-Sensei - Today at 4:38 PM
  78. don't pretend like you didn't post in the thread boyo
  79. jaytotheareohsee - Today at 4:38 PM
  80. oh the thread
  81. nigga this is baby level shit
  82. idgaf lmfao
  83. Clench-Sensei - Today at 4:39 PM
  84. true but you did post in it trying cover yourself
  85. whatever though
  86. jaytotheareohsee - Today at 4:40 PM
  87. just letting everyne know i'm not OP
  88. i'm just the dude in the pics
  89. it's some serious level cringe
  90. for some rando british boy to doxx me on 4chan
  91. he must be pretty salty
  92. Clench-Sensei - Today at 4:41 PM
  93. not really, we are sitting here laughing man
  94. you know, like pretty much always
  95. jaytotheareohsee - Today at 4:42 PM
  96. but it's just cringe
  97. Clench-Sensei - Today at 4:42 PM
  98. that's the fuckin point though
  99. jaytotheareohsee - Today at 4:42 PM
  100. you guys are like insecure middle school bullies
  101. lol
  102. like just sitting there laughing attempting to bring someone down
  103. must be a pretty cringey conversation
  104. Clench-Sensei - Today at 4:43 PM
  105. lol we arent stpud enough to think posting your facebook on 4chan is going to "bring someone down"
  106. unless you were stupid enough to put personal info on it
  107. jaytotheareohsee - Today at 4:44 PM
  108. you're trying to get fat neckbeard losers to roast me on an image sharing site
  109. its funny to me as well as it is to you
  110. so what was the point then
  111. so we can all laugh?
  112. Clench-Sensei - Today at 4:44 PM
  113. pretty much
  114. jaytotheareohsee - Today at 4:45 PM
  115. well gj it worked
  116. thx for the laugh m8
  117. Clench-Sensei - Today at 4:45 PM
  118. np
  119. jaytotheareohsee - Today at 4:46 PM
  120. LOL some guy called me a faggot after explicitely implying that he is also faggot
  121. good roast right there
  122. Clench-Sensei - Today at 4:48 PM
  123. sooo if we both find this shit funny, even when done to eachother
  124. why are you mad at me again?
  125. jaytotheareohsee - Today at 4:48 PM
  126. not mad at this
  127. i just don't like you
  128. pretty simple really
  129. you're an autistic sperglord and i'm a sexy rad dude
  130. we just don't merge
  131. Clench-Sensei - Today at 4:50 PM
  132. you stay up until 6AM doing drugs and cam whoring with other underachieving losers
  133. far from rad
  134. boom roasted
  135. jaytotheareohsee - Today at 4:50 PM
  136. coming from the man with no job
  137. boom roasted
  138. Clench-Sensei - Today at 4:50 PM
  139. full time collage
  140. jaytotheareohsee - Today at 4:50 PM
  141. full time leech
  142. Clench-Sensei - Today at 4:50 PM
  143. yep
  144. jaytotheareohsee - Today at 4:51 PM
  145. back to your mothers basement with you
  146. Clench-Sensei - Today at 4:51 PM
  147. taking the states money in order to get my degree so I can contribute to the economy in a more meaningful way than an $8 an hour job at burger king
  148. so rad
  149. the radest
  150. jaytotheareohsee - Today at 4:52 PM
  151. even with college it's not going to be magically easier to find a job dipshit lol
  152. do you not know how the economy works
  153. top tier cringe
  154. Clench-Sensei - Today at 4:52 PM
  155. never said it was dipshit
  156. jaytotheareohsee - Today at 4:52 PM
  157. you're just taking the b8 tephan
  158. as per usual
  159. Clench-Sensei - Today at 4:53 PM
  160. wat
  161. jaytotheareohsee - Today at 4:53 PM
  162. IT'S B8
  163. I AM B8ING YOU
  164. Clench-Sensei - Today at 4:53 PM
  165. yeah I know
  166. you ALWAYS are
  167. always have
  168. jaytotheareohsee - Today at 4:53 PM
  169. and you are responding
  170. Clench-Sensei - Today at 4:53 PM
  171. and always will
  172. jaytotheareohsee - Today at 4:53 PM
  173. this is too much dude
  174. Clench-Sensei - Today at 4:53 PM
  175. why do you think I don't know it?
  176. it's bad bait
  177. jaytotheareohsee - Today at 4:53 PM
  178. the facepalm are real
  179. Clench-Sensei - Today at 4:54 PM
  180. simply responding doesn't mean I don't know
  181. jaytotheareohsee - Today at 4:54 PM
  182. looks like seamus is gonna have to make a new thread
  183. Clench-Sensei - Today at 4:54 PM
  184. no idea who that is, no idea why I would care, no idea why someone would name their child something so dumb(edited)
  185. jaytotheareohsee - Today at 4:54 PM
  186. coming from damien
  187. spawn of satan
  188. Clench-Sensei - Today at 4:54 PM
  189. yeah, it's fucking metal
  190. jaytotheareohsee - Today at 4:55 PM
  191. no its fucking edgelord
  192. Clench-Sensei - Today at 4:55 PM
  193. you're into metal you fuckin dicksucker
  194. you're some kind of wannabe rockstar
  195. don't talk to me about cringe
  196. jaytotheareohsee - Today at 4:55 PM
  197. your name is cringe and you should feel cringe
  198. my name is original
  199. Clench-Sensei - Today at 4:56 PM
  200. you're name isn't even from the bible
  201. it's fuckin made up
  202. jaytotheareohsee - Today at 4:56 PM
  203. wannabe rockstar you're a wannabe pianist
  204. you cant even play
  205. Clench-Sensei - Today at 4:56 PM
  206. kak no
  207. why would you think that?
  208. jaytotheareohsee - Today at 4:57 PM
  209. because i'm a better musician than you
  210. Clench-Sensei - Today at 4:57 PM
  211. a sack a potatoes is a better musician than me
  212. that doesn't mean a sack of potatoes can play
  213. jaytotheareohsee - Today at 4:57 PM
  214. it probably could
  215. at the right momentum
  216. Clench-Sensei - Today at 4:58 PM
  217. no, stupid
  218. I'm calling you a sack of potatoes
  219. jaytotheareohsee - Today at 4:58 PM
  220. yeah i'm saying a sack of potatoes can play
  221. at the right momentum
  222. lrn2listen
  223. Clench-Sensei - Today at 5:01 PM
  224. I don't think you get what I'm saying here
  225. I don't try to be good at piano
  226. jaytotheareohsee - Today at 5:01 PM
  227. i don't think you have a point
  228. Clench-Sensei - Today at 5:01 PM
  229. but you're still shit at your guitar
  230. every time I've heard you play it sounds like garbage
  231. jaytotheareohsee - Today at 5:01 PM
  232. hah tell that to larry gowan
  233. who said i'm almost as good to be in his band
  234. Clench-Sensei - Today at 5:02 PM
  235. who's that? some edgelord metalhead?
  236. jaytotheareohsee - Today at 5:02 PM
  237. pretty sure his name carries more weight than yours
  238. no the kayboardist of styx
  239. dumbass lmfao
  240. Clench-Sensei - Today at 5:02 PM
  241. >implying my name carries weight
  242. jaytotheareohsee - Today at 5:02 PM
  243. yeah it probably carries 2 pounds you scrawny little twig
  244. Clench-Sensei - Today at 5:03 PM
  245. point is why would I care
  246. jaytotheareohsee - Today at 5:03 PM
  247. because i have more than you
  248. Clench-Sensei - Today at 5:03 PM
  249. wanting to be famous is a life goal for self centered attention whores
  250. jaytotheareohsee - Today at 5:03 PM
  251. yeah but you have nothing damien
  252. you're a sad human being
  253. you are the definition of cringe
  254. Clench-Sensei - Today at 5:04 PM
  255. you keep saying that and then come up with the sihttest roasts I've ever seen
  256. jaytotheareohsee - Today at 5:04 PM
  257. this isn't a roast anymore tephan
  258. Clench-Sensei - Today at 5:04 PM
  259. second hand embaresment
  260. jaytotheareohsee - Today at 5:04 PM
  261. this is an intervention
  262. please kill yourself
  263. Clench-Sensei - Today at 5:05 PM
  264. creative
  265. you come up with that just now?
  266. jaytotheareohsee - Today at 5:05 PM
  267. you seem to be under the impression that i'm joking
  268. this is just me being honest
  269. just die
  270. Clench-Sensei - Today at 5:06 PM
  271. I don't belive it's not bait for one second
  272. jaytotheareohsee - Today at 5:06 PM
  273. you aren't going to amount to anything
  274. you have no aspiration besides college, no long term goal
  275. you're life is just being a shallow husk
  276. no personality or meaning
  277. just acting how you want when you want to
  278. that's it damien that's all you do
  279. Clench-Sensei - Today at 5:07 PM
  280. that's seriously rich coming from the weed smoking wannabe rockstar who can't even come up with a solid roast.
  281. sounds like projection tbh
  282. jaytotheareohsee - Today at 5:07 PM
  283. you just reused insults
  284. that i heard just a second ago
  285. Clench-Sensei - Today at 5:07 PM
  286. you do it like 90% of the time
  287. jaytotheareohsee - Today at 5:07 PM
  288. you have nothing
  289. just stop
  290. this is sad
  291. Clench-Sensei - Today at 5:08 PM
  292. I have not heard something original from you in ages
  293. it's always the same lines about autism and cringe and killing myself
  294. jaytotheareohsee - Today at 5:08 PM
  295. that was a poorly formatted sentence damien
  296. Clench-Sensei - Today at 5:08 PM
  297. and we've gone back to grammar again
  298. jaytotheareohsee - Today at 5:08 PM
  299. i have not heard something original
  300. wtf was that
  301. did you have one of those autisim spasms again
  302. Clench-Sensei - Today at 5:09 PM
  303. can we not this time? it was boring the first time and it's going to be again
  304. just "you spell bad lol" "hey you spelled that wrong" over and over
  305. not entertaining
  306. jaytotheareohsee - Today at 5:10 PM
  307. spelled
  308. lol
  309. Clench-Sensei - Today at 5:10 PM
  310. exactly
  311. kind of pathetic to be honest
  312. jaytotheareohsee - Today at 5:11 PM
  313. i derive pleasure from your dissatisfaction
  314. Clench-Sensei - Today at 5:11 PM
  315. it's like you've run out of good jabs so now it's just nitpicking
  316. jaytotheareohsee - Today at 5:11 PM
  317. so let's just talk about your autismpergers
  318. how are the autismpergers damien
  319. Clench-Sensei - Today at 5:11 PM
  320. well if you want to go right back to recycling lines again right after telling me I was doing it
  321. jaytotheareohsee - Today at 5:12 PM
  322. how are they
  323. damien
  324. the autismpergers
  325. Clench-Sensei - Today at 5:12 PM
  326. there is no plural of that(edited)
  327. you either have it or not
  328. jaytotheareohsee - Today at 5:12 PM
  329. but how are they
  330. Clench-Sensei - Today at 5:13 PM
  331. I'm not really sure
  332. they seem happy
  333. I'm going to visit them tonight, maybe I'll tell them you asked
  334. jaytotheareohsee - Today at 5:14 PM
  335. cool
  336. Clench-Sensei - Today at 5:16 PM
  337. by them of course I mean the people at the Toledo Ability Center. They are having an outing tonight and many sufferers of autism are likely to show up. I volunteered to help oraganize
  338. something they would probably not let me do if I had severe autism incidentally
  339. jaytotheareohsee - Today at 5:16 PM
  340. yeah you'd fit riight in bud have a great time
  341. Clench-Sensei - Today at 5:17 PM
  342. helping the disabled is a sign of autism I guess
  343. jaytotheareohsee - Today at 5:17 PM
  344. this is boring
  345. you're boring damien
  346. Clench-Sensei - Today at 5:18 PM
  347. do you have any volunteer groups?
  348. do any work for a charity?
  349. contribute to any kind of comunity
  350. jaytotheareohsee - Today at 5:19 PM
  351. yeah i volunteer at your moms house for her monthly bush cleaning
  352. sometimes we need a forklift
  353. Clench-Sensei - Today at 5:19 PM
  354. you do know I actully hate my mom
  355. jaytotheareohsee - Today at 5:19 PM
  356. cool we have something in common
  357. Clench-Sensei - Today at 5:19 PM
  358. then why do you volunteer for her
  359. jaytotheareohsee - Today at 5:20 PM
  360. money pays bills damien
  361. Clench-Sensei - Today at 5:20 PM
  362. but it's volunteer work
  363. jaytotheareohsee - Today at 5:20 PM
  364. not for me
  365. i just call it volunteer work because no one else will do it
  366. Clench-Sensei - Today at 5:20 PM
  367. fair enough
  368. jaytotheareohsee - Today at 5:20 PM
  369. might as well be volunteering
  370. the bitch is so fat we need to hoist her up
  371. god damn i have ptsd from the first day of work
  372. i remember it like it was yesterday
  373. a cable snapped and she fell through 2 stories and landed on thomas
  374. poor thomas he never deserved it
  375. Clench-Sensei - Today at 5:22 PM
  376. I bet he did
  377. cause he asociated with you
  378. jaytotheareohsee - Today at 5:22 PM
  379. asociated
  380. lol
  381. Clench-Sensei - Today at 5:23 PM
  382. start with the spelling nitpicks again and I'm just leaving m8
  383. jaytotheareohsee - Today at 5:23 PM
  384. do it
  385. i don't want you here
  386. Clench-Sensei - Today at 5:23 PM
  387. actually no I'm leaving anyway because I need to get ready to go
  388. almost forgot
  389. jaytotheareohsee - Today at 5:24 PM
  390. whyd ur faget frend twinkletoes join beck
  391. wat a fahgoot am i rihgt bois
  392. Clench-Sensei - Today at 5:24 PM
  393. cause he's a cool dude and is immune to bans
  394. jaytotheareohsee - Today at 5:24 PM
  395. luk at me im damen i cant spel
  396. james unbanned him last night
  397. Clench-Sensei - Today at 5:25 PM
  398. that's too bad
  399. anyway I probably won't be coming back
  400. jaytotheareohsee - Today at 5:26 PM
  401. good riddance
  402. no disabled kids allowed
  403. theres no ramp here only stairs
  404. Clench-Sensei - Today at 5:27 PM
  405. one serious message here: I pretty much never like any of your friends and I only ever put up with your dumb ass because you would give any game a try
  406. NEW MESSAGES
  407. Clench-Sensei - Today at 5:27 PM
  408. you were 100% right saying we are not compatible
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