Joke for JSON lovers!

Got a cold call from a guy hiring #coders for his new casino in MO. He said his workers were sketchy.
I told him no thx. His exact reply:
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{
    "you": {
     "salary":       "2,500,000"
     "location":    "Missouri Belle"
     }
}
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Clever, but I instantly knew it was JSON bait, man.  🧑‍💻