Peedeephile Ahnon (SweetiexAnon, shitpost, comedy?) to do

>>Are you a peedeefile, Ahnon?
>>*pdf-file
>>the cmc stumbles on rarara/RD or whatever talking about the school project they're doing with Anon
>>And his pdf file
>"Anon's a pedophile?!"
>>shenanigans happen
>>Did you know that there's an opposite term for pedophilia called teleiophilia? It's when a child is sexually attracted to adults

>the cmc's, or rather, AB and scoots decides to find a way to get this disgusting degenerate arrested
>Sweetie comes along, but since she's had a crush on Anon for a while now...
>Oh
>"W-why not bait him?"
>"That's it! Sweetie, you're a genius!"
>Of course she insists on playing the bait
>Sweetie passes the next two days trying to 'frame him', but mostly just hugging him a lot and even going as far as kissing him
>On his cheeks, but that's a start right
>"He won't be able to resist this kind of stuff since he's a pedophile,"
>"How do you know that?"
>"I read that in some chineighse comic on the net,"
>But it doesn't work, Anon just believes that they're playing some kind of games or daring sweetie to do it, since he can always spot the other two watching from afar, 'hidden' behind light poles and shit
>Week later, Sweetie's got enough so time to get to plan B
>Anon comes home to find a pair of panties hooked to his doorknob
"What the hell?"
>They're still warm
>How did these got here?
>A breeze makes him realize that a window's certainly wide open
>A burglar?
>He drops his bag and grabs the first thing he could use as a weapon
>The cucumber he planned to salad this evening
>This'll do
>Starts going through his house, metal gear style
>And surely enough, the door of his room is wide open
>Okay, one, two, three
"ALLAHU ACKB--"
>He freezes completely mid jump
>And drops the cucumber
>Sweetie is sitting on his bed, facing him
>And she blushes as her legs spread even more
>And he realizes who's panties were on the doorknob
>"H-hi Anon,"
>Then frantic fillygirl fucking happens while the other two are watching and masturbating from the tree right in front of his chamber