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- from /hhg/ Helluva Hotel general #753
- part 1: h ttps://pastebin.com/g2AsxTm8
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- New bread means part III of Owls and a Fool incoming, maybe part 4 if I’m feeling it.
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- why the fk does balan have a meme
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- Owls and a Fool Chapter I Part III
- >You both remember that fateful day
- >A crowd of imps huddles around a young Octavia, etching closer to the stage step by step
- >You watch from the back, hopeless to do anything as she is right in front of Robo Fizz
- >His distorted laughing and ominous stare makes her start to cry
- >You continue to stare as the scene unfolds, holding back tears of worry
- >An imp in a clown costume is seen in the back, with a balloon stand behind him
- >He watches Robo Fizz in a dejected, irritated look
- >”I hate that fucking clown”
- >They jinxed
- >That was your thing
- >YOURS
- >You type “Don’t let the ice cream swirl lookin-ass steal your bond with Ock” in your Reminder app
- >Afterwards, you let out a small groan of annoyance
- >You and Ock take a big, deep breath in and continue onwards towards the circus entrance
- >As you’re about to go in, you notice a flyer on the fridge nearby full of vandalism
- >OVERLORD “CORENTIN” MISSING
- >Huh? Since when does an overlord go missing?
- >You stare at the paper, intrigued about the situation
- >I wonder where he is right now
- >Probably dead or some sht
- >Stolas notices you staring at the paper and quickly yanks you inside the circus, not wanting you to fall behind
- >You grimace at the setting before you as more wretched memories come flooding back
- >As the four of you settle down, your heart starts beating faster with a gripping anxiety
- >”Hey implings, it’s me! The robotic Fizzarolli! Shipped from Big Ozzie’s factory to bring you a wonderful show celebrating Loo Loo Land spelled with O’s to avoid lawsuits. Hit it!”
- >The song starts, and you watch him and his “friends” perform
- >You observe with an evil aura surrounding you
- >You can hear Robo Fizz traumatizing you from the inside, despite having those words never spoken to you
- >Heavy breathing starts, and you’re also sweating
- >You’re near hyperventilating as the thought of the clown invades your soul
- (1/2) AN: events are a little different in this story
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- >An ear shredding sniper shot brings you out of your near psychotic episode
- >Blitzo shot at another assassin imp
- >The rest of the crowd flees in a panic
- >”My, what good aim you have, Blitzy…”
- >Ock finally loses it and storms off
- >“Ugh, I can’t do this anymore!”
- >Stolas calls out to Octavia, running after her and leaving the circus
- >Meanwhile, you stay in your seat in shock from the events that happened in the last 10 seconds
- >”Is that Blitzo my sensors spot up there? I guess the kiddies are still-“
- >He stops what he’s saying as you come into his field of vision
- >Your heart stops
- >shtshtshtshtshtohfk
- >”My, my… I see you’ve made a new friend, Blitzo!”
- >“It’s so good to see my biggest fan ANON…”
- This is where the story is going to derive itself more into its own thing. Yeah, I know I fked up the timeline of events. Though it isn't supposed to 100% follow the original, so I suppose it doesn't matter too much.
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- Owls and a Fool Ch. I Part IV
- >A chill runs down your spine as he says your name and stares into your soul
- >You should’ve known he would recognize you, given your appearance and relationship with your family
- >“It looks like your “sister” left you behind like you did the last time you were here! HAHAHA!”
- >His stuttering makes him a pain in the ass to listen to
- >His joke also struck a nerve, you can’t even count how many “you’re adopted” jokes have been thrown at you
- >But the quotations around “sister” really hit hard, despite being adopted you would not treat each other any differently
- >You saw each other as family, no matter what
- >Blitzo begins to interject
- >”Leave the kid alone, metal dck, and the O is silent now!”
- >Metal dck immediately retorts
- >”Aw, just like your audience always was when you told your lazy jokes here!”
- >You’re not gonna put up with this gay sht, not today, so you speak up
- >”At least now he has a family that loves him, you’re only seen as a few minutes worth of entertainment, only to become a distant memory right after they leave your stupid show!”
- >”Liar, Liar, pants on fire! Of course, people love me, does anybody love YOU?”
- >”ANONYMOUS?”
- >Blitzo quickly taps your shoulder, allowing you to ignore the ominous question
- >”Okay, on my signal, we’re gonna destroy this btch, you and I. If he starts going after you, let me distract him and you can go check on the others”
- >You can barely comprehend him with how fast he says it
- >You reach for the inner part of your jacket, praying that you left your weapon in there and not store it back
- >It’s still there
- >Thank the royals
- >It’s a Ruger Mark IV, while the bullets are small, the gun itself along with the attachments you’ve given it make it very accurate
- >You and Blitzo smile at each other, quickly pointing your weapons at Fizz.
- >”Dance, BTCH!”
- Note: Part V should be the last of Chapter I.
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- how long is this thing supposed to be?
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