Watamote ch235: Since I'm Not Popular, We'll Talk About Someone's Romance

p1
>We need to talk.
>Eh? But there's the closing ceremony...
>It won't take long.

p2
>Ah!
>Good work, you two~
>Guess you came to see Ucchi drag Kuroki away, huh?

>The school festival's over, huh...
>Hm?
>Yeah...

>...

p3
>A boy in my class confessed to me just now.
>Huh!?

>An emoji of all things having a love affair...?
>I guess since she's simple and a blank slate, he wants to dye her in his colors or something?

>Well, her body is top tier as far as high school girls are concerned, so maybe that's what she's after...

>But why is she telling me about it?
>Did she come to brag about how popular she is?
>What do you think?
>Huh?

>Do you think I should go out with him?
>Well, I don't know a thing about him, so...

p4
>Then would you be okay with me going out with him, Kuroki?

>Ucchi, if you ask her like that, she's definitely gonna say "sure"...
>Oh dear, that's not gonna work...
>I guess she'll be sad?
>She's probably gonna say "I don't care"...
>?

>If I had to choose one or the other, I'd probably hate it, I guess...
>Eh!?
>Ooh!
>Why?

>...I see.

p5
>What makes you say that?
>She's become emoish* for some reason.
>*Emoish - Emoji-ish

>Well,
>when friends start getting along with the opposite sex, people typically support them and give their blessing, right?

>I'm just thinking. Do they really feel that way?
>What are you saying? Of course they do!
>Huh?

>While you're watching anime, reading manga, playing games and laughing at dirty jokes about d*cks or whatever...
>>Manga Dirty Jokes Ero
>they go and leave you behind with nothing but a "you're gonna go see a real d*ck?" feeling.

p6
>What are you talking about?
>Erm, for example,
>let's say you have a favorite idol... A voice actor or movie star can work too.

>The moment their fans learn that they've gotten a boyfriend or girlfriend...
>they become shocked and stop being their fans.

>At times like those, you get people saying that those who can't be happy that a complete outsider is making their oshi happy aren't real fans,
>but it's the people who say stuff like that who aren't fans at all...

>There are some idiots among them who say ridiculous stuff like "you thought you could date an idol?",
>but it's not that.

>Whether it's the opposite or the same sex, it doesn't matter. They're someone who's more important than you.

p7
>If you were to treasure your time more with this guy than with me...
>I'd want to distance myself from that time...

>...When Natsu
>got herself a boyfriend...
>Hm?

>We were happy for her and supported her, right?
>Yeah.

>But the time the six of us got to spend together decreased.
>...Yeah.

>My favorite musician had a radio show that wasn't very interesting, but I listened to it every week...

>When that musician got married, I just kinda stopped listening to the radio show. Until now, I never really understood myself why I did, but...
>thanks to Tomoko's words, I think I understand now!!

p8
>But well, it's for the person in question to decide. The voices of friends and fans have nothing to do with it.

>I guess when it comes to the opposite sex, you gotta go by instinct rather than emotions or friendship.
>You sure can talk for someone who hasn't even dated anyone!!
>You're pissing me off...

>I mean, you've heard about uterus romance and penis romance on the streets, right?
>First time I've heard about penis romance.

>I think romance is all about casting everything aside and letting your uterus decide...
>...

>Then I guess for now, that boy who confessed to me probably isn't the one.
>For now... I want to spend more time with everyone... a-and you too I guess, Kuroki!

p9
>Out of interest, what kinda guy is he?
>I have a photo of him.
>He's the boy on the right.

>Isn't this like the perfect boyfriend for her!?

>And here's a video from the sports festival Nagi sent me.

>And his body is absolutely lewd, the total opposite of his face!! He's totally the type you can romance with your uterus!!!