Anon, bane of the background pone [Wip on hold]

GREEN PROMPT

>Go to RGRE.
>It's the whole 9 yards.
>Working herds,
>Mares are both genuinely loving and thirsty.
>You're considered an interesting and exotic beauty.
>The M6 and royal family want to be friends with you.
>Pretty much any free mare could be romanced with some effort.
>The sexism is just more memey than actual sexism.
>You are sexually compatible with mares.
>With some practice and prep, magic or superpowers could be granted to you
>You get the benefits of the dick pass.
>Its the closest thing to a utopia.
>But the whole world is anthro
Or
>Go to RGRE
>You are an alien, not exotic, and are treated as such until you change individual minds.
>Herding has kinks that someones dont work out.
>The M6 dont go out of their way to befriend you and the royal family doesn't have time for you.
>Most mares don't overlook your negative traits.
>Any foals, assuming a mare can conceive with the magic assistance surely needed, might have difficulties as hybrids.
>The sexism is real and you have less rights than females.
>Magic is firmly out of your grasp.
>Your overly janefilly attitude and non-stallion appearance vastly reduces the benefits of a dickpass.
>It's better than earth, but by how much?
>But this is a true pony world and they're all adorable/beautiful and are at least vaguely friendly





>"Anon ahm home!" you hear a voice come from the the living room followed by the sound of closing door
"Welcome home AJ! How was work?" you ask her while still focusing on your pasta cooking on the stove
>"Woo Im beat. With the apples droppin like flies this time a year, I hardly have a chance to take a breather."
"Well dont overexert yourself, Its been pretty hot these last few weeks and I dont want you getting heatstroke out there." you say with genuine concern in your voice
>With your front still facing the stove, AppleJack comes up behind you and wraps her arms around your torso, and presses her well endowed chest against your back.
>"Aww, I appreciate the concern sugarcube, and Ill make sure to keep that in mind. I sure am lucky to have a stallion that cares as much as you do"
>You can feel blood starting to gather in both face and groin
"Y-yeah..you to..no wait....I...uh..thanks" you stammer
>She giggles at your inability to sentence and you swear that she squeezes you a bit harder
>"So what do ya got cookin there if I may ask? It sure does smell mighty tasty."
>Fortunately her question helps knock you back into reality and you regain some of your composure
"Ah, It's a herd favorite, Spaghetti with tomato sauce as well as some garlic bread"
>You can hear her lick her lips at the mention of your to die for spaghetti
>"I ever tell you how good your spaghetti is Anon?"
"Only every day that I dont make spaghetti for dinner" you roll your eyes
>"hehe oh yeah.....sorry about that"
"Dont worry about it." you say while giving her a chuckle of your own
>"Well speakin of the herd, where are all the girls? Id think they would be hear trying to get some early dinner."
"Since Luna and Celestia are both gonna be present for tonight's dinner, Pinky and Rainbow went back to Sugarcube corner to pick up a cake, while Rarity is picking out dresses with Fluttershy and Twilight.
>"You would think Rarity would know that we dont have to dress up every time they come over. I mean they are apart of our herd for cryin out loud." Applejack huffs
"You know how she can be sometimes, it will be easier on everyone if we just roll with it."
>"I suppose so." she says sounding a bit unsure
"Well the spaghetti is almost ready and the girls should be back any minute, so could I have you set the table AJ?"
>"Id be happy to sugarcube." She releases your from her embrace and begins to set the table for nine.
>You smile to yourself while thinking of how lucky you are to have a herd as good as the one your in

>All your little ponys show up within minutes and Rarity is able to quickly scramble everyone into moderately fancy attire in preparation for your two bigger ponys to show up
>You dont mind looking good for your ladies which is why you didnt fight Rarity when she dressed you faster than you can dress yourself
>Rainbow and AJ on the other hand were a different story
>Rarity sure is brave/crazy for trying to dress them both at the same time
>It had sounded like there was an all out brawl going on in the other room
>However sure enough she was able to get them dressed up in their dresses
>Surprisingly she didnt even have a hair out of place when she came back into the dinning room with a disgruntled looking Rainbow and AJ.
>Eventually your two princesses show up and many joyful exchanges are had
>Its not everyday your able to have your entire herd home for dinner

>It was probably one of the nicest and enjoyable dinners you all have had in a long time
>Watching Pinkie Pie be Pinkie Pie with her food is always a laughter inducing sight especially when Rarity is doing her best to try and contain her chaos while maintain an air of civility at the table
>It was also very entertaining to see that AJ and Rainbow had somehow got wrapped up in another one of their petty competitions. This time it was eating contest.
>Something about how it was to prove who liked your food the most?
>Your not sure who won the competition being that they both keeled over at the same time from overeating
>At least they will sleep well tonight
>Twilight probably spent more time talking to her mentor than she did actually eating however you couldnt help but chuckle as sometimes when reaching to fork some spaghetti in her mouth she would accidentally slap the side of her cheek leaving a splotch of tomato sauce on her face
>You would reach over with a napkin and wipe it off her cheek much to her embarrassment
>One thing your certain of is that Celestia had a really hard time paying attention to her former student ramble on about this and that while there was a large box containing one of Pinkie's mystery cakes just a few feet away from her
>Every time she saw you watching her watch the cake she would smile nervously and compliment the food
>You could tell she was ready for desert as soon as she came in the front door
>From what you could tell Luna and Fluttershy had been having a conversation regarding something about nocturnal animals and their activity at night
>Though you had little interest in such things, it still made you happy to see the more timid mares of the heard conversing joyously with each other
>It was bliss seeing everypony as happy as they were now
>You wish it would last forever

>After dinner cleanup was a breeze being that there were 4 magic equipped ponys available assist
>However it was really only 3 magic equipped ponys helping cleanup being that Celestia was busy gorging herself on the cake that Pinkie had brought
>To be fair it was one of Pinkie's specialty cakes that she only made on super special occasions
>With Dinner cleaned up and cake served and consumed
>Everypony made their way to the living room for the traditional after dinner cuddle pile by the fireplace
>Unfortunately the pile was short a few mares being that Rainbow Dash and Applejack had both immediately passed out on the couch, likely from overeating
>Celestia was also suffering from her overeating, groaning while holding her stomach and sitting on the recliner
>Luna was busy reprimanding her sister for eating to much cake despite her many warnings while Twilight was in the kitchen searching for something to soothes Celestia's upset stomach.
>Despite all this you were still happy with how tonight played out
>besides, you still have a Rarity, Pinkie Pie, and Fluttershy snuggled up against you in front of the fireplace.
>Just knowing that you were surrounded by your family inside your cozy little home was enough
>You havent been this content since the honeymoon you had gotten to share with all of them
"What could I have possibly ever done to deserve something as great this?" You ask yourself while gazing at the fire place
>Pinkie reaches over with a claw and pokes you in the face
>"Anon."
"What is it Spike?" you ask while still gazing at the fire.
>Wait a second
"I-I mean Panko! No I-I mean.....WAIT!"
>A horrifying realization hits you
"This is not my cozy house! These are not my beautiful herd mares!" You point acussingly at the now slowly dissipating Mares.
>"Anon, if you dont wake up your gonna be late."
>Finally your eyes shoot open and you peer to your side to see the source of the voice.
>Standing there with a cup of coffee in hand was Twilight Sparkle's little slave and your best/only dragon bro Spike.
>"You okay Anon? You look a little pale?"
>You bring a hand up to your face and rub the sand and shame out of both your eyes
"I had that weird fucking dream again, fucking anthros man Christ." you mutter to yourself
>"Riiiiiiight, well here is your coffee, and their is breakfast in the castle if you wanna come inside and eat.
"Thanks Spike, your to good to me." you say as you take the warm cup from him
>"Dont mention it. Just make sure your not late again. Big Mac doesnt think he can fend of Applejack's wrath any longer."
"You got it boss."
>Spike turns around and makes his way out of your homemade shack while waving a claw back at you.
>You gotta remember to make sure to thank Big Mac for keeping you from getting canned from your job the next chance you get
>Right after you purge any thoughts relating to anthro ponys from your head that is.
>You down your coffee In a few gulps, throw on your clothes, and make your way inside Twilight's castle for a quick breakfast.