The Very Steamed Gaming Dweeb

Remember the days before HD
Back when there was a milkman, and evening TV
Specifically, remember the
Video games that you used to play
Namely the ones that downright sucked
You had no way of knowing
Except the ads they were showing
And those things always stretched the truth

Well, this Drusselstenian will make sure it’s…….. freeb
He’s the Very Steamed Gaming Dweeb
We guarantee that in no way is this an evil……….. schemeb?
He’s the Very Steamed Gaming Dweeb

(Kyle Justin: You know, man, not that many words rhyme with dweeb…… Come to think of it, nobody really uses dweeb anymore…… You sure don’t wanna change it?

Doof: I’m paying you to write a theme song, not complain about my choice of words

Kyle Justin: You’re not paying me at all

Doof: Yes I am. Through the power of……… Just continue the song

Kyle Justin: Whatever, dude)

Somehow this dude roped a fool; that’s me!
Into writing the theme for a show nobody will see!
I guess I might as well
Fill this verse up
With generic praises and tons of blanket statements
I hear he builds -inators
What exactly is an -inator?
Wait, why is he hurting that platypus?

This man’s messed up beyond normal standards, you see……b
He’s the Very Steamed Gaming Dweeb
I think he may be a menace to society………b
Once again, he’s the Very Steamed Gaming Dweeb

Why did I ever take this job?
This man is so very odd
And where exactly is Drusselstein?
Is that his daughter?
Wow……. She’s pretty hot…… for a goth teen

(Doof: Stop mentally undressing my daughter, you weirdo

Kyle Justin: Sorry, sir)

So, back to the game thingy
I guess he’ll review them all negatively
Just like a mouse trying to swim,
Or an ant trying to land a plane,
He’ll probably fail right off the bat
You know what, I’m done with this song
I don’t give a crap if it’s not that long
This gig is stupid in so many ways

So, bye now, I guess I’ll see you real soon
If you’re listening, please send the Dweeb to the moon
Oh, and local authorities, keep an eye on this here man
I’ll try the best I can without raising the suspicions of the platypus, the daughter, the other tenants, any surrounding homes and businesses, that guy named Norm, and, oh, did I mention,
The Very Steamed Gaming Dweeb
Don’t trust The Very Steamed Gaming Dweeb