Magical Burst: Session 24: Fly High, Cry Low...

Never tell your password to anyone.
Sunday, April 27, 2014
5:59 PM - Smas has been invited to chat.
5:59 PM - The Best Dressed Man in Prison has been invited to chat.
5:59 PM - Smas entered chat.
5:59 PM - KBz | NicoleFancy has been invited to chat.
5:59 PM - The Best Dressed Man in Prison entered chat.
6:00 PM - The Best Dressed Man in Prison: if i get arrested
6:00 PM - The Best Dressed Man in Prison: there is space to change this name to say woman
6:00 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: You data I'm also in the irc if you wanna hop on
6:00 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: haven't said hi to them in a while
6:00 PM - The Best Dressed Man in Prison: yeah i havent been in there at all really
6:00 PM - KBz | NicoleFancy entered chat.
6:00 PM - KBz | NicoleFancy: im here
6:00 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: Minus Ryan and Frigs and nobody was surprised
6:01 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: teamspeak?
6:01 PM - Sarah Salem: sure
6:01 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: Revengence: ye
6:01 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: Revengence: (also sup nichole how it be?)
6:03 PM - KBz | NicoleFancy: its k
6:03 PM - KBz | NicoleFancy: i cant ts
6:03 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: Revengence has changed their name to Motai Geri Illusion.
6:04 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: (that's fine)
6:07 PM - Sarah Salem: (sooo))
6:07 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge has changed their name to gibe contract pls.
6:11 PM - gibe contract pls: right then, Nicole is ignoring me
6:11 PM - gibe contract pls: guess I'll just start you two
6:12 PM - gibe contract pls: You stumble out of the bar, Eve passed out from OJ overdose being feERIed on Eri's back, and Sarah stumbling around like a fuckin tard
6:12 PM - gibe contract pls: You look around and notice that it's far darker than you remember. Looks like you drank most of the night away, somehow. It didn't even feel that long, but this is your first time trying alcohol so anything's possible
6:13 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: "...Uh Sarah, how much did you have to drink anyways? I kinda lost count after you went back in time."
6:13 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: "...I kinda gave up after you spilled wine all over the snake."
6:13 PM - gibe contract pls: You climb the stairs outside the door and up to street level. It is here that Sarah decides it is a perfect time to projectile vomit
6:14 PM - Sarah Salem: "I had abo-" I get cut off as I start vomiting everywhere.
6:15 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: Eri takes a step away from this mayhem.
6:16 PM - gibe contract pls: From around the corner of a building walks none other than Val
6:16 PM - Sarah Salem: I straighten out and stumble back from the mess. "Ugh. Never let me do this again."
6:16 PM - gibe contract pls: Who steps in a puddle of projectile vomit
6:17 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: "If I can remember..."
6:18 PM - Val+herwonderfuldisappearingact: "AH this is nasty " Val exclaimed as her very expensive shoes are now coered in vomit
6:18 PM - Val+herwonderfuldisappearingact: *covered
6:18 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: "Hehe... yeah; I think you should keep a safe distance from Sarah."
6:19 PM - Val+herwonderfuldisappearingact: She does a weired dance in an attempt to get out of the puddle without futher damage
6:19 PM - gibe contract pls: Sarah opens her mouth to say something
6:19 PM - gibe contract pls: "BLUH" says Sarah, as she proceeds to vomit again
6:19 PM - gibe contract pls: roll Finesse to dodge!
6:21 PM - gibe contract pls: Hot damn 15 nice one Nicole
6:21 PM - Val+herwonderfuldisappearingact: :3
6:21 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: (gj nichole)
6:22 PM - Val+herwonderfuldisappearingact: (WOOT)
6:22 PM - Sarah Salem: I wipe my mouth when I'm done, "Hello, *hic* Valentine."
6:22 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: "Sarah.... might or might not have drank about 2 bottles worth of expensive wine by herself."
6:22 PM - gibe contract pls: Val does a wicked rad backwards handstand flip thing and avoids the vomit
6:24 PM - Val+herwonderfuldisappearingact: After her graceful flips she slides her sunglasses on and says "Why hello there Sarah" and took off her glasses dramticly, imagining explosions behind her
6:25 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: "And I see you are as agile as ever." Eri comments.
6:26 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: "...How's it been?"
6:26 PM - Val+herwonderfuldisappearingact: "Remind me to hire some pyrotechnics" she said to Jake who popped his wittle head of of her pack
6:26 PM - gibe contract pls: Jake yawns in response
6:27 PM - Val+herwonderfuldisappearingact: "I was too busy bathing in champagne to go outside "
6:28 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: "Sounds expensive." Eri states off-handedly.
6:29 PM - Val+herwonderfuldisappearingact: "But fun none the less"
6:29 PM - Val+herwonderfuldisappearingact: "Jake still has a hangover"
6:30 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: "Is that so...?"
6:32 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: Eri shifts Eve on her shoulder, "Well, at least he's probably not as lightweight as SHE is."
6:32 PM - Val+herwonderfuldisappearingact: "I see you guys had fun drinking aswell" Val said with a adorable giggle
6:33 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: "Well..." Eri averts eye contact.
6:33 PM - Sarah Salem: "I regret all of today. All of *hic* it."
6:34 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: "...We're thinking about taking on a mission."
6:34 PM - Ringleader of the Retard Circus has been invited to chat.
6:35 PM - Ringleader of the Retard Circus entered chat.
6:35 PM - Ringleader of the Retard Circus: Went to C2E2
6:35 PM - Ringleader of the Retard Circus: Was hella fun
6:35 PM - Ringleader of the Retard Circus: Bought some gunpla, a Kyubey plush, and a Mami ring
6:35 PM - Sarah Salem: ((coolio))
6:36 PM - Val+herwonderfuldisappearingact: Val jumps up and down like a nerd. "Canicome,canicome canicome??" she yells out rapidly
6:36 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: "I can't tell you the specifics, and I'd rather wait until SHE's ready," Eri nudges Sarah, "but you're welcome to join."
6:36 PM - Sarah Salem: I nearly lose my balance from the nudge.
6:36 PM - gibe contract pls: roll finesse
6:37 PM - Sarah Salem: 16
6:37 PM - gibe contract pls: welp
6:37 PM - gibe contract pls: Sarah avoids falling, very goodly
6:38 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: "Well, as you can see, she's not entirely up to it at the moment."
6:38 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: "...Quick on the reflexes though, maybe that's just a time thing."
6:38 PM - Sarah Salem: "I am fine. So *hic* fine, you don't even know."
6:38 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: Eri scratches her head in mild befuddlement.
6:39 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: "And Eve's out cold."
6:39 PM - Val+herwonderfuldisappearingact: "If you want, Sarah, I can give you a piggy back ride"
6:39 PM - gibe contract pls: You want to give the girl who almost vomitied on you, a ride on your back
6:39 PM - gibe contract pls: :V
6:40 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: "I... don't think that's a good idea."
6:40 PM - Sarah Salem: "I'd...rather not."
6:40 PM - Val+herwonderfuldisappearingact: "hmm, then i can carry the nearly dead girl"
6:41 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: "Hey, don't you have like, a car or something? Or that limo I saw you guys with."
6:41 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: "You and... your brother?"
6:41 PM - Val+herwonderfuldisappearingact: Vals eyes lit up "Let's STEAL one!!"
6:41 PM - gibe contract pls: Val walked here, but she can always call for a limo
6:41 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: "I'd rather not."
6:42 PM - Val+herwonderfuldisappearingact: "but, but, but ... adventure"
6:42 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: "... I have a bad feeling about it, even if I WANTED to steal a car."
6:43 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: "I mean, really, what kind of cars are you going to find here on the fourth tier anyways?"
6:43 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: "The best ones barely hold together."
6:43 PM - Val+herwonderfuldisappearingact: "ugh.. fine, we can do it the boreing way" She pulls out her phone and dials her trusted butler
6:44 PM - French Tits: ((The boreing way? Are they going to bore into the center of the earth))
6:44 PM - Frigs entered chat.
6:44 PM - Sarah Salem: ((that wasnt even a good one man))
6:44 PM - Frigs: (( sup nerds
6:44 PM - Sarah Salem: ((put some effort in))
6:44 PM - Sarah Salem: ((hayyy))
6:44 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: (hurry up and wake up :v)
6:44 PM - gibe contract pls: Winston picks up, you converse quickly, and a limo is sent for
6:44 PM - French Tits: ((I showed up before you, turd sandwich 0u0))
6:44 PM - gibe contract pls: Eve awakes with a start, shouting "DISHWASHER YOUMAS" and flopping off Eri's back onto the ground
6:45 PM - Eve: (( Man we were wasted ))
6:45 PM - Sarah Salem: ((are wasted*))
6:45 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: "Oh, look who's finally up!"
6:46 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: "I thought I was going to have to haul you up to the third tier myself! ...At least you aren't as front heavy as Ko."
6:46 PM - Eve: "What happened...?" *Eve rubs her head*
6:47 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: "You passed out, we're just standing outside the bar at the moment; Val's gonna give you a ride."
6:47 PM - Sarah Salem: "We got /really/ drunk, is what happened."
6:47 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: "Also, Sarah vomitted EVERYWHERE and it was super gross."
6:48 PM - Sarah Salem: "I cannot help it. I blame time."
6:48 PM - Val+herwonderfuldisappearingact: Val takes off her shoes and leaves them on the sidewalk and takes some nice sandles out to put on instead
6:48 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: "...I've gotta remember to do that next time."
6:48 PM - Eve: "But all I drank was orange juice!" *Eve nudges away from Sarah, afraid of possible vomit*
6:49 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: "Yeah...." Eri avoids eye contact with Eve.
6:50 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: "That was some strong OJ right...? Heh..."
6:51 PM - Eve: *Eve gives Eri a suspicious look* "Yeah..."
6:51 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: "But at least you got over it!"
6:51 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: "And that's all that matters and we won't speak of this to anybody else ever."
6:53 PM - Sarah Salem: "Does anyone know how to get *hic* not-drunk quickly?"
6:53 PM - Eve: "We'll see..." *Eve turns away from Eri curtly*
6:53 PM - gibe contract pls: Some time later, a limo pulls up to the bar. Really low profile, Val. GG.
6:54 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: "Well, you guys should go back up to the third tier without me... I've got some stuff I've gotta deal with."
6:55 PM - Val+herwonderfuldisappearingact: "Are you sure?" Val says a bit concerned
6:55 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: "...yeah..."
6:55 PM - Sarah Salem: "Speaking of dealing with stuff, would you come by my house later, Eri?"
6:56 PM - Eve: *Eve nods and waves goodbye, then gets in to the limo as classy as a hungover magical girl can*
6:56 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: "... We'll do that tomorrow, alright? It's kinda late."
6:57 PM - Sarah Salem: I nod, "I don't think I should be handling anything at all right *hic* now."
6:57 PM - Eve: *Eve looks between the two girls, obviously making an assumption about what "doing that" means and raising her eyebrows*
6:58 PM - Eve: *she then gives them a thumbs up*
6:58 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: "...IT'S NOT LIKE THAT!"
6:58 PM - Sarah Salem: I hide my face. "Spare me."
6:58 PM - Val+herwonderfuldisappearingact: Val giggles
6:59 PM - Eve: *Eve gives a knowing smile and passes out in the limo*
7:00 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: "Well, I've gotta go."
7:00 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: "We'll meet up tomorrow."
7:01 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: Eri waves, and heads off down the street, away from everyone.



~~PRIVATE CHAT, Eri - Guarderian~~

4:03 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: And I'll focus my efforts here for the time being.
4:03 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: First thing's first; checking up on the church that we fought the youma/sandgirl in.
7:04 PM - gibe contract pls: Kayy
7:05 PM - gibe contract pls: You head on over
7:05 PM - gibe contract pls: It's pretty late, so you doubt if anyone's gonna be inside. Go in anyway?
4:06 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: Sure.
7:06 PM - gibe contract pls: It's dark in here
4:07 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: Just generate a bit of magic, shed some light on the situation ;u
7:09 PM - gibe contract pls: You look around, and it's... normal
7:09 PM - gibe contract pls: Some sand in places and under pews, but normal
7:10 PM - gibe contract pls: To one side of the room you notice a big box of clothing and all sorts of other items people would have had on them. Lost and found, it seems.
4:11 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: Eri's gonna dig through the box of lost and found, to search for 3 things; Ko's necklace, Eri's/Eve's phones, and clothing that's Eri's size.
7:12 PM - gibe contract pls: You find all of the above
4:13 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: Eri's going to claim a box to carry the stuff in, cuz she ain't done with her quest of stuff.
4:14 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: "...Good riddance." Eri mutters, box in hand, as she makes slight haste to her next destination; her demolished house.
7:15 PM - gibe contract pls: You slowly approach what was once your house. It's only been about a day, but nobody bothered to clear the rubble. There's police tape up though, and you don't see any corpses or dismembered limbs, though blood stains are still visible.
4:18 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: Eri places the box outside of the police line, and begins to walk through the rubble.
4:19 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: She then searches through the rubble to see if anything important can be found.
4:19 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: (Namely, momentos of some kind)
7:20 PM - gibe contract pls: Anything in particular besides fingers? :v
4:21 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: Photos, probably.
4:21 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: Perhaps something else you might deem important.
7:21 PM - gibe contract pls: roll finesse
4:22 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: (very average roll of 13)
7:23 PM - gibe contract pls: You dig up about 2 photos, content of your choosing
4:24 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: 1. One Family Photo
4:24 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: 2. Parent's Wedding Picture
4:26 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: Eri's going to search for one other thing, before doing what has to be done; she's going to try and find two of her kendo sticks.
7:26 PM - gibe contract pls: roll finesse
4:29 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: 11
4:29 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: (also this is a kendo stick)
7:28 PM - gibe contract pls: you find half a kendo stick
4:29 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: http://www.thespecialistsltd.com/files/kendo_stick.jpg
4:29 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: "...Maybe Ken'll have another one."
7:29 PM - gibe contract pls: "I /looove/ what you've done with the place," says a certain feline, sitting atop a broken wall
4:31 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: "...Are you just going to sit here and taunt me? I'm sure there's better things you could do, like, trick other girls into contracts, or something."
7:32 PM - gibe contract pls: "I've got nothing better to do at the moment, no." He shrugs
4:33 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: Eri doesn't bother to look at Haku, and instead arranges the half a kendo stick and rubble to make a makeshift grave.
7:34 PM - gibe contract pls: "Magic isn't very kind, I'll tell you that much."
4:35 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: "...It's not."
4:36 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: "...I suppose it's what I get, for trying to be a hero."
7:36 PM - gibe contract pls: "This is the life you wanted. Remember that."
4:37 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: "...I made my contract to protect my family..." Eri looks up to the small grave, "...and now I don't have that anymore."
7:37 PM - gibe contract pls: "Well, with nothing to protect, your job's done, no?"
4:38 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: "...Nothing... to protect?..." Eri asks herself.
4:40 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: "No... I-I... My job's not done."
7:39 PM - gibe contract pls: "Oh?"
4:41 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: "I've... I've still got my friends. And my little brother."
4:41 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: "If I give up...."
4:42 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: Eri doesn't know how she should finish that statement.
7:43 PM - gibe contract pls: "Try not to screw up again."
4:44 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: "I... I think I have something to do."
4:44 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: Eri gets back off her knees, and grabs the box.
4:45 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: "This... has been a better chat."
4:46 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: Eri makes haste towards Ken's place, to try and find her other heart spawn.
7:46 PM - gibe contract pls: ken is ded rippu
7:46 PM - gibe contract pls: 2/10 u failed
4:47 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: (ripp)
7:47 PM - gibe contract pls: You leave then, to Ken's house?
4:48 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: Yea
4:48 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: Should check missed calls and messages while I'm on the way there, assuming Eri's phone still has power
7:50 PM - gibe contract pls: Missed calls from during the week you were inside fleshbeast
7:50 PM - gibe contract pls: Mostly from your concerned NPC friends and family who were not dead at the time
4:52 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: Eri sighs, and puts the phone away.
4:52 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: Tallyho, and whatnot, to Ken's place.
7:52 PM - gibe contract pls: You head to Ken's place. It's pretty late, but he's probably still up.
4:53 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: Ding the doorbell, and check to see if Cross/Activator is resonating.
7:55 PM - gibe contract pls: it's dead, jim
7:55 PM - gibe contract pls: ie nothing
4:58 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: Eri puts cross away, and just waits, assuming he's still up.
7:58 PM - gibe contract pls: He opens the door, surprised at your latenight appearence
7:58 PM - gibe contract pls: "Eri? What are you doing here? I haven't talked to you in like, a week!"
4:59 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: "Yeah.... things have been wierd..."
7:58 PM - gibe contract pls: "Were you involved in those... church... suicide, things too?"
7:59 PM - gibe contract pls: "I woke up with a bunch of other people... only got out of the hospital a few days ago."
5:00 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: "Yeah... I went to that church event I mentioned, because I knew that there was something up..."
5:00 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: "I didn't expect to get wrapped up into it."
5:03 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: "...You got tangled up in it too? How?"
8:05 PM - gibe contract pls: "Well, my father's a priest. I go to church. Nobody ever figured out what it was all about, though..."
8:05 PM - gibe contract pls: "They say a bunch of churches got hit."
5:07 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: "...Is that so...?" Eri kicks a pebble.
8:07 PM - gibe contract pls: "Y-yeah. Do you know something about it?"
5:08 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: "..."
5:09 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: "I..."
5:10 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: "There's... something unusual going on..."
8:12 PM - gibe contract pls: "Do you want to come in...? We can talk more, if you want..."
5:13 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: "I... Your dad won't mind? Nothing like letting girls into your house in the middle of the night..." Eri half chuckles.
8:14 PM - gibe contract pls: He laughs, rubbing his arm. "He won't mind, I don't think. He knows you well enough."
5:15 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: "Ok... let me just bring my stuff in, if you don't mind."
5:16 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: Eri grabs the box she had, and places it besides the front door.
8:16 PM - gibe contract pls: "What's all that from?"
8:16 PM - gibe contract pls: Seems as though news hasn't spread about your family dying and house blowing up
5:17 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: "...My family..."
5:17 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: "...They..."
5:17 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: Eri bursts out crying.
8:17 PM - gibe contract pls: He starts back, but then tentatively holds you, patting your back
5:20 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: "...S-something strange..." Eri sobs momentarilly, "...something s-strange is going on and I can't stop it and...."
5:20 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: Eri continues to say things indecipherably between sobbing, sniffles, and her breakdown
8:23 PM - gibe contract pls: He just holds you, unsure of how to continue
8:23 PM - gibe contract pls: "Do you want to just... stay here the night? You can take my bed, I'll sleep on the couch."
5:25 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: "No.... I've... I've been staying with my other friend... She's probably concerned that I haven't gotten back yet..."
5:25 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: "I just came to see if you were ok."
8:25 PM - gibe contract pls: "Well, I'm glad that you're alright, at least. I'm sorry to hear about whatever it was that happened, though... if there's anything you need from me, you have my number."
5:27 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: "...Thanks... I'll be back soon... and if... anything strange happens, anything at all.... you can call me..."
5:27 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: Eri picks up her box, and steps back out of the door frame.
5:28 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: "...And thanks... for everything..."
8:28 PM - gibe contract pls: He nods
5:30 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: Eri begins to leave, to take the tram up to the third tier, and then to Tami's house.
8:32 PM - gibe contract pls: You enter Tami's house, not needing to knock since you live there
5:33 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: "I'm home..."
5:33 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: Eri kicks off shoes at the door as it's the appropriate thing to do.
8:33 PM - gibe contract pls: Anything you want to do, or timejump?
5:34 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: Just take the box of stuff upstairs, hug family photo while currently up in fetal position, and pass out.
8:34 PM - gibe contract pls: how sweet and depressing~

~~END PRIVATE CHAT, Eri - Guarderian~~



7:02 PM - Sarah Salem: I wave back before turning to Val. "So, *hic* drop off Eve first?
7:02 PM - Val+herwonderfuldisappearingact left chat.
7:03 PM - Eve: (( I'd like to take this time to acknowledge that jake is 100%  without a doubt dead. ))
7:03 PM - Val+herwonderfuldisappearingact has been invited to chat.
7:03 PM - Val+herwonderfuldisappearingact entered chat.
7:03 PM - Sarah Salem: ((jake is a hangover cure, but you have to consume ALL of him for it to work))
7:03 PM - Val+herwonderfuldisappearingact: "Well I have a whole mansion for you guys to crash, at if you want?
7:03 PM - Val+herwonderfuldisappearingact: "
7:04 PM - Eve: (( We've found the answer finally ))
7:05 PM - Sarah Salem: "I suppose I can stay, but I should probably tell my sister."
7:06 PM - Val+herwonderfuldisappearingact: Val tosses her a very nice looking phone
7:07 PM - Sarah Salem: I start to pull out Sato's phone, before rethinking it and catching Val's.
7:07 PM - Sarah Salem: "Thanks."
7:07 PM - gibe contract pls: Val tosses Sarah her iGalaxy S17G
7:07 PM - Sarah Salem: ((y-you too))
7:10 PM - Sarah Salem: also call my sister yeah
7:10 PM - gibe contract pls: You call your sister and inform her you will be having completely platonic totally not yuri shenanigans at a rich person's house
7:11 PM - Eve: (( AKA you lied ))
7:11 PM - Eve: (( wait AKA makes no sens in that context ))
7:11 PM - Sarah Salem: ((sh no lies))
7:11 PM - Sarah Salem: ((sarah is totally honest))
7:11 PM - Sarah Salem: ((totally))
7:12 PM - Eve: (( *looks at satoya's grave* ))
7:13 PM - Sarah Salem: (( shhhhh ))
7:13 PM - Sarah Salem: (( i only lied to one person about that))
7:14 PM - Eve: (( :v ))
7:15 PM - gibe contract pls: OK ANYWAY
7:16 PM - gibe contract pls: Val's limo drives up to the second tier and pulls in front of her mansion
7:16 PM - gibe contract pls: You've all been here before, so its splendor is lost on you, but it's still an impressive place to live
7:21 PM - Sarah Salem: I open the door and stumble out dizzily.
7:22 PM - Sarah Salem: "We should've walked, ugh."
7:22 PM - Eve: *Eve follows suit, having woken up on the ride there*
7:24 PM - Val+herwonderfuldisappearingact: (sorry)
7:24 PM - gibe contract pls: You enter the magnificent mansion, and notice at least 6 cats wandering around in the foyer alone
7:24 PM - Val+herwonderfuldisappearingact: (i was afk for a couple minutes)
7:25 PM - Sarah Salem: I nudge Eve. "...Enough cats?"
7:25 PM - Eve: *Eve giggles a bit and goes t opet one of the kittys*
7:25 PM - gibe contract pls: A chandelier hangs above, and two staircases on either side leading upwards, and halls left, right, and down the middle between the stairs
7:25 PM - gibe contract pls: looks like it's easy to get lost
7:26 PM - Val+herwonderfuldisappearingact: "They miss Satoya, I can tell" Val said looking at the wandering cats
7:26 PM - Val+herwonderfuldisappearingact: *wondering
7:26 PM - Sarah Salem: I slug Valentine in the jaw.
7:26 PM - Sarah Salem: "Wai-ohhell."
7:27 PM - Eve: *Eve's to obusy petting the cat do stop her*
7:27 PM - Val+herwonderfuldisappearingact: Val is utterly shocked
7:28 PM - Sarah Salem: "Sorry! Don't say her full name, I cannot help myself."
7:28 PM - Sarah Salem: "It's some kind of *hic* magic effect."
7:29 PM - Val+herwonderfuldisappearingact: Val holds her jaw with her hands and nods
7:30 PM - Val+herwonderfuldisappearingact: "I didn't know you missed her so much"
7:30 PM - Sarah Salem: "Um, yeah."
7:32 PM - Val+herwonderfuldisappearingact: "I'll call my 'privite' investigator try and work some stuff out for you, as a personal favor"
7:32 PM - Sarah Salem: "There is no need for that."
7:34 PM - Sarah Salem: "She's um...dead." I say quietly.
7:34 PM - Val+herwonderfuldisappearingact: (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHXyVbxijko#t=21 come on sarah)
7:35 PM - Val+herwonderfuldisappearingact: Val staggers back a bit "..does.. does my brudder know??"
7:36 PM - Sarah Salem: "No, as far as I know."
7:37 PM - Val+herwonderfuldisappearingact: "How do you know she's dead, where can we find her body, how am i going to tell him the love of his life is DEAD! WHAT HAPPENED" Val says in a panick
7:37 PM - Val+herwonderfuldisappearingact: *panic
7:37 PM - Sarah Salem: "Do you want the *hic* short version or the *hic* long?"
7:38 PM - Val+herwonderfuldisappearingact: "Just something" Val said in fear
7:40 PM - Sarah Salem: "I killed her. Her grave is at the top of the city."
7:41 PM - Val+herwonderfuldisappearingact: Val faints and wakes up a second later on the floor, Jake looking in bunny concern
7:42 PM - gibe contract pls: Jake sniffles
7:42 PM - gibe contract pls: He is unconcerned with this current situation
7:42 PM - Val+herwonderfuldisappearingact: (BUT jake has FEELINGS)
7:43 PM - Sarah Salem: ((and he feels a great apathy towards this and all situations in particular))
7:43 PM - Val+herwonderfuldisappearingact: (there we go)
7:45 PM - Val+herwonderfuldisappearingact: Val gets to her knees and rings a bell that was on the table to call her butler
7:45 PM - gibe contract pls: Winston approaches
7:46 PM - gibe contract pls: "Yes, Young Miss?"
7:46 PM - Val+herwonderfuldisappearingact: "Give me 2 cups of hot coffee and anything you can to help sober up this younge lady"
7:47 PM - French Tits: ((How old is a younge lady?))
7:47 PM - gibe contract pls: about tree fiddy
7:50 PM - Val+herwonderfuldisappearingact: (TO YOUNG 4 CHOO)
7:50 PM - gibe contract pls: WInston nods, and returns with what was requested
7:51 PM - gibe contract pls: "Will there be anything else? I shall have the guest rooms prepared, if you would like."
7:51 PM - Val+herwonderfuldisappearingact: "yes and make sure to have my brother well rested and in my study tomrrow morning, we need to talk"
7:53 PM - gibe contract pls: "Understood."
7:54 PM - Val+herwonderfuldisappearingact: "Thank youm Winston"
7:54 PM - gibe contract pls: He leaves~
7:55 PM - gibe contract pls: So
7:55 PM - gibe contract pls: do you guys like
7:55 PM - gibe contract pls: want to do anything
7:55 PM - Sarah Salem: ((im an awkward mostly drunk time traveller))
7:56 PM - Sarah Salem: ((so pretty much not really))
7:56 PM - gibe contract pls: and Friggle is dead again
7:56 PM - gibe contract pls: Eve is probably passed out on a cat
7:56 PM - Sarah Salem: "Is there anywhere I can just, um, sleep? It's been a long day."
7:56 PM - gibe contract pls: the first slumber party and you blow it on lame things like doing nothing
7:56 PM - Sarah Salem: ((on a cat 10/10))
7:57 PM - Eve: (( gosh sorry back ))
7:57 PM - Eve: (( parents got scared of tornado's and rushed me to the basement ))
7:57 PM - Eve: (( apparently we're safe now ))
7:57 PM - Sarah Salem: ((yay))
7:58 PM - Val+herwonderfuldisappearingact: "Yah, down the hallway a quarter mile and to the left"
7:59 PM - Sarah Salem: I hurry down and pass the fuck out so we can timeskip and get things done
7:59 PM - Eve: (( I'm down for the timeskip I think ))
8:00 PM - Eve: (( also I'm already passed out on a cat apparently ))
8:01 PM - Val+herwonderfuldisappearingact: (Me to i need to talk to my bro)
8:01 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: ((yeah, let them time skip if they want; I'll just not go to school if that's what's going to happen))
8:01 PM - gibe contract pls: Yeah yeah, timeskip then



~~PRIVATE CHAT, Celestine - Wretched Hive of Scum and Villany~~

3:38 PM - French Tits: Where were we?
6:38 PM - gibe contract pls: Tunnels, 5th tier, with Princess, couple of penguins and firecat with you, both meguca'd, approached scrapmetal town with lots of unsavory types walking around
3:39 PM - French Tits: Right
3:39 PM - French Tits: First things first, dont want to draw attention
6:39 PM - gibe contract pls: The "streets," if you can call them that, of this little scrap town are filthy and scatterd with trash, the most common of which seems to be cigarette butts. Wires that were strung along the walls have been spliced into with wires leading to other lights that dimly glow to reveal the entire place
3:40 PM - French Tits: Unmeguca, dismiss the penguins
6:40 PM - gibe contract pls: The penguins poof away, back to your house presumably to resume their chores
6:41 PM - gibe contract pls: Princess begrudgingly does the same and dismisses firecat
3:42 PM - French Tits: "Alright, now we must act natural"
6:42 PM - gibe contract pls: "In case you didn't notice, we're pretty out of fucking place as it is. I doubt some fancy bullshit is gonna make us blend in any easier."
3:44 PM - French Tits: I raise my finger to her lips "Shhhh, life is a stage, and we are merely preformers, now, we must play our parts perfectly!"
6:46 PM - gibe contract pls: "OK, so, we just explore the place then? Talk to the locals? Get a feel, maybe go in a fuckin' bar and ask the big-breasted bartender for rumors?"
3:47 PM - French Tits: "Seems like a plan, unless you have something else"
6:47 PM - gibe contract pls: "I was being sarcastic, but whatever. Not like we can't take any of these shits if we need to, druggies or not."
3:48 PM - French Tits: "Mais non, fighting innocents? Unless they hit first, I refuse!"
6:48 PM - gibe contract pls: "Look at these people. Do they look innocent to you?"
3:49 PM - French Tits: "Dont judge someone by their looks, if I did, I wouldn't have talked to you in the first place, would I?"
6:49 PM - gibe contract pls: She gives what amounts to a growl, and walks into the "town" proper
3:50 PM - French Tits: I follow, still smiling
6:52 PM - gibe contract pls: You wander through the dingey streets, getting eyed by all manner of terrifying-looking people
3:53 PM - French Tits: I smile and wave to all of them!
6:53 PM - gibe contract pls: "Low profile, you fuckin' said..."
3:53 PM - French Tits: "Just being nice!"
6:54 PM - gibe contract pls: Some give you the stinkeye, others glare murderously, more even what can only be described as "hungrily"
6:54 PM - gibe contract pls: It's uncomfortable all around
3:55 PM - French Tits: I keep it up :3
6:55 PM - gibe contract pls: You wander around and realize... you have no idea where the bar is. Where anything is, really.
3:56 PM - French Tits: "Huh, I think this is the wrong place, do you still even have a reading on that Youma?"
6:56 PM - gibe contract pls: "I... I dunno. I can't tell. Feel your magical thing. It's buzzing all over the place."
3:57 PM - French Tits: I feel my bon bons
6:58 PM - gibe contract pls: You feel a completely untraceable vibration. It's as though you're on the source instead of tracing it
3:59 PM - French Tits: AND BY THAT I MEAN MY ACTIVATOR
3:59 PM - French Tits: Just to prevent you from doing something stupid
3:59 PM - French Tits: :V
3:59 PM - French Tits: "Thats not good"
6:59 PM - gibe contract pls: "I'm not seeing it though. And these people don't seem all that concerned."
4:01 PM - French Tits: "Maybe it's really good at hiding itself? Whatever this Youma is"
7:02 PM - gibe contract pls: As you walk, deep in conversation, you bump face-first into a massive, tattooed, muscled man. A ciggarette sticks out of his mouth, and he doesn't look happy about anything
4:03 PM - French Tits: "Baise moi..."
4:04 PM - French Tits: "Welp, this isnt good"
7:04 PM - gibe contract pls: He looks down on you, angrily. You can't tell if he's angry at you or angry at life. ?: "What's a couple of girls like you doin' down here," he says, more a question than a statement
4:09 PM - French Tits: "Uh, je ne parle pas anglais?"
7:09 PM - gibe contract pls: "The fuck you just say to me?"
4:11 PM - French Tits: "JE NE PARLE PAS ANGLAIS" I shout, frightened out of my mind
7:14 PM - gibe contract pls: "IF YOU DON'T QUIT SPEAKING THAT FUCKING SPANISH AT ME YOU LITTLE CUNT I'LL FUCK YOU UP, SO GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY"
4:15 PM - French Tits: I grab princess's hand and teleport the hell out of dodge, scared for my life
7:17 PM - gibe contract pls: poof, you're gone
4:18 PM - French Tits: "Okay, that was too close"
7:18 PM - gibe contract pls: "Innocent, my ass..."
4:19 PM - French Tits: "I know I know! This place is trouble, I think our reading is off, there's no youma here, things are just, bad..."
7:20 PM - gibe contract pls: "You recognized his face, right? That guy's wanted. Four counts first degree murder. This ain't just a place for the poor. Up above they only said this fifth tier was full of maintenance tunnels, and shit."
4:21 PM - French Tits: Celestine's face turns to shok, and horror.
7:20 PM - gibe contract pls: "Nobody ever mentioned a city of the damned down here."
4:21 PM - French Tits: "Okay, I can't do this, this is how people end up dead, I don't want to be here right now"
7:21 PM - gibe contract pls: "You've fought fucking youma, and you're scared of a few criminals?"
4:23 PM - French Tits: "At least with Youma there's only one at a time! This is a city of murderers!"
7:23 PM - gibe contract pls: "I'm sure some of them are only theives. Maybe a few rapists." She shrugs
4:24 PM - French Tits: "That last part is even worse!"
7:28 PM - gibe contract pls: "This is a place of rejects and runaways."
4:29 PM - French Tits: "Yeah, you can say that again..."
4:29 PM - French Tits: "The youma's clearly not active, and I'm not going to stake out here until it does, look, lets come back later"
7:30 PM - gibe contract pls: Roll finesse
4:32 PM - French Tits: 15
4:32 PM - French Tits: 0u0
7:33 PM - gibe contract pls: You detect a moving shadow deeper into the alley you poofed into
7:33 PM - gibe contract pls: it flits out of sight
4:33 PM - French Tits: "Did, did you see that?"
7:33 PM - gibe contract pls: "See what?"
4:35 PM - French Tits: "That shadow! Here, come on!"
4:35 PM - French Tits: Still holding her hand, I chase after it, dragging her with
7:35 PM - gibe contract pls: "Wh-what the fu-" she says before you start dragging her along
7:35 PM - gibe contract pls: You chase the shadow down where you think it went, roll finesse
4:36 PM - French Tits: 16~
7:36 PM - gibe contract pls: You see it zip down a left turn
4:37 PM - French Tits: I keep chasing after it :3
7:37 PM - gibe contract pls: You do so, and follow it for some time, still dragging Princess along
7:38 PM - gibe contract pls: aaand one more roll
4:38 PM - French Tits: 10
4:38 PM - French Tits: double 1s
4:38 PM - French Tits: Fuck it
4:39 PM - French Tits: Using a luck
4:39 PM - French Tits: Would I pass with 13, or do I need to roll?
4:39 PM - French Tits: I am not losing a youma
7:38 PM - gibe contract pls: nobody said it was a youma~
4:39 PM - French Tits: Well, whatever it is
7:39 PM - gibe contract pls: eh, yeah, why not
7:39 PM - gibe contract pls: luck'll pass it
4:40 PM - French Tits: Alright, I use one :3
7:39 PM - gibe contract pls: You pass, then. And chase the shadow down into an unlit dead end. You can't see shit down here though
4:40 PM - French Tits: "Okay, we have it cornered!"
4:40 PM - French Tits: I meguca up, and walk towards the shadow
7:40 PM - gibe contract pls: Princess meguca's up as well, waving a hand out in front of her and making fire to light the place
7:40 PM - gibe contract pls: You see...!
7:40 PM - gibe contract pls: ...nothing?
4:41 PM - French Tits: "What! But, I saw a shadow, I chased it around that corner, I know I saw it!"
7:41 PM - gibe contract pls: You and Princess face the dead end wall side by side, looking at nothing
7:41 PM - gibe contract pls: P: "Well that was a fat lot of fucking nothing. I think those tits are going to your head."
4:42 PM - French Tits: "Oh, I'm sorry..." She looks disappointed in herself for letting that thing get the best of her.
7:43 PM - gibe contract pls: You feel a hand on your left shoulder, and Princess feels one on her right. Between the two of your heads, a third face intrudes
7:43 PM - gibe contract pls: ?: "Whatcha girls lookin' at?" Says the girl.
4:44 PM - French Tits: I turn and examine the girl
7:45 PM - gibe contract pls: Eyes black as coal, with hair to match. She's got a long black cape extending behind her, black shorts, and a low V-cut black top, as well as long, black leather boots. Basically the only thing not black on this girl is her skin. She's about your age.
4:46 PM - French Tits: "Wait, were you the shadow?"
7:46 PM - gibe contract pls: "Me? A mere shadow? I am insulted!"
7:48 PM - gibe contract pls: She jumps backwards, extending her arms outward as tendrils of shadow erupt from behind her. "I AM AKU, THE GREAT SHAPESHIFTING MASTER OF DARKNESS! I WILL UNLEASH AN UNSPEAKABLE EVIL! BUT A FOOLISH SAMAURI WARRIOR, WEILDING AN, UH.... uh, shit. I forgot the rest."
4:49 PM - French Tits: ((YOU MOTHERFUCKER))
4:49 PM - French Tits: ((I LOVE YOU))
7:49 PM - gibe contract pls: c;
4:50 PM - French Tits: "Well Aku, stop sulking about in alleys, I ran after you intending to fight a youma! Coulda gotten yourself killed"
7:52 PM - gibe contract pls: "Pfft, as if you could top the master of darkness. I just wanted to meet those new magicals who entered my little world!"
7:52 PM - gibe contract pls: "And it would seem that you are those magicals~"
4:53 PM - French Tits: "I see, uh, 'master of darkness'" I lean over to whisper to princess "I think she's deranged"
7:54 PM - gibe contract pls: P: "Yeah no shit." She whispers back
7:55 PM - gibe contract pls: A: "Please, call me Aku! So then, what are you two doing down here? Come to admire the scenery?"
4:56 PM - French Tits: "Youma hunting actually"
7:56 PM - gibe contract pls: "Youma hunting, you say? Did one of those little beasties get inside? Oh, they are just so cute!"
7:57 PM - gibe contract pls: P: "This bitch is fucked in the hea~d," Princess whispers
4:58 PM - French Tits: I whisper back "Grab my hand, on the count of three, we teleport"
7:59 PM - gibe contract pls: She nods, and you grab her hand
8:00 PM - gibe contract pls: Aku notices this and says, "Aww, are you two a couple? That's so sweet! Watch out though, there are some nasty types in here~"
8:00 PM - gibe contract pls: A: "But I keep them mostly in check."
5:01 PM - French Tits: "Ehehe, yeah... ONE TWO THREE" I teleport the fuck outta there
8:00 PM - gibe contract pls: A: "If I didn't they-" poof. You're gone.
8:00 PM - gibe contract pls: A: "Rude!"
8:01 PM - gibe contract pls: You appear some ways away
8:01 PM - gibe contract pls: Aku is nowhere in sight, thankfully?
5:03 PM - French Tits: "Ah, bon, we got away from here. Hehe, looking like a couple that is"
8:02 PM - gibe contract pls: Princess snatches her hand away from you
8:03 PM - gibe contract pls: "That was heat of the moment. Not doing it long term, so don't get any ideas."
5:04 PM - French Tits: "Of course it was" She giggles lightly
8:06 PM - gibe contract pls: "So, we leave?"
5:08 PM - French Tits: "That, weird girl seemed to have things under control"
8:09 PM - gibe contract pls: Princess stops and sniffs the air
8:09 PM - gibe contract pls: "OK, she's coming back. She can probably tell where we are."
8:10 PM - gibe contract pls: "So, run?"
5:11 PM - French Tits: "Or, we could teleport again~"
8:12 PM - gibe contract pls: "That works too."
5:13 PM - French Tits: I grab her hand and teleport further away :3
8:13 PM - gibe contract pls: You poof once more
8:13 PM - gibe contract pls: Into the middle of a crowded street
8:15 PM - gibe contract pls: "This isn't working, little miss airbags. What's the plan?"
5:15 PM - French Tits: "There, blended in!"
5:18 PM - French Tits: "Enough with the insults, I'm trying!
8:18 PM - gibe contract pls: "Well this has been one fun little adventure. Let's just get the fuck out of here before that crazy bitch comes back."
8:19 PM - gibe contract pls: "Poof us back to the tunnel with that crackhead. Can you go that far?"
5:20 PM - French Tits: I squeeze her hand and try just that
8:20 PM - gibe contract pls: It's a mighty long distance, magic roll~
8:20 PM - gibe contract pls: gg'
5:21 PM - French Tits: 10
5:21 PM - French Tits: Okay
5:21 PM - French Tits: One OC
5:21 PM - French Tits: 12 passing?
8:21 PM - gibe contract pls: I take pity upon thee
8:21 PM - gibe contract pls: Your aim is off, and you appear about 6 feet in the air
8:22 PM - gibe contract pls: Roll finesse to land on your feet
5:23 PM - French Tits: 16
8:23 PM - gibe contract pls: You land on your feet neatly
8:23 PM - gibe contract pls: Princess lands on her ass
8:23 PM - gibe contract pls: "Work on your fucking aim..."
5:25 PM - French Tits: "Ah, I appologize, its not that bad, is it?"
5:26 PM - French Tits: "Does it hurt?"
8:26 PM - gibe contract pls: "My ass hurts, yeah," she gets up, rubbing her aforementioned posterior
5:27 PM - French Tits: "Well, unless you want me to kiss the boo boo, there's nothing we can do but move on" She giggles lightly to herself
8:29 PM - gibe contract pls: "Do that and I'll burn your lips off. Let's go."
5:30 PM - French Tits: "Oooh, fiesty, fun~" I follow her gleefully
8:30 PM - gibe contract pls: So then, back up the stairs?
5:31 PM - French Tits: Yep
8:31 PM - gibe contract pls: Now knowing the way, you poof the two of you up a few flights at a time, saving a monumental amount of time and energy over climbing the veritable mountain of stairs
5:32 PM - French Tits: Hmm. I check the red thread between me and Princess then
8:33 PM - gibe contract pls: Dropping her on her ass didn't help much, but it's getting somewhere
8:33 PM - gibe contract pls: Not a solid 1 point yet though
5:34 PM - French Tits: Can I attempt to strengthen it~
8:35 PM - gibe contract pls: heart roll
5:36 PM - French Tits: Fucking
5:36 PM - French Tits: 10
5:36 PM - French Tits: OCing once
5:36 PM - French Tits: 5
5:36 PM - French Tits: 15
8:36 PM - gibe contract pls: And now a social roll to complete the set
5:36 PM - French Tits: 15
8:37 PM - gibe contract pls: You grab one of her hands in both of yours and look her dead in the eyes
8:37 PM - gibe contract pls: She looks back
5:41 PM - French Tits: I lean in and whisper
5:41 PM - French Tits: "Omelette du fromage~"
8:42 PM - gibe contract pls: "...omlettes?"
5:42 PM - French Tits: I raise a finger to her lips "shh"
8:42 PM - gibe contract pls: She raises an eyebrow, but doesn't say anything
8:42 PM - gibe contract pls: 1 point relationship with Princess achieved. Fury relationship
5:44 PM - French Tits: Fury? But I dont hate her 0n0
8:43 PM - gibe contract pls: ugh, fine
8:43 PM - gibe contract pls: magic
8:43 PM - gibe contract pls: it aint heart tho
5:44 PM - French Tits: :V
5:44 PM - French Tits: You're shutting Jenny down?
8:45 PM - gibe contract pls: sh
8:45 PM - gibe contract pls: no princely
8:45 PM - gibe contract pls: Princess is not lesbian
5:46 PM - French Tits: LIKE THATS STOPPED ME BEFORE
5:46 PM - French Tits: :V
8:46 PM - gibe contract pls: shhhh
8:47 PM - gibe contract pls: So, you exit the abandoned mall
8:47 PM - gibe contract pls: Plans?
5:48 PM - French Tits: Go home, take a nap, wait for this to all blow over :3
5:48 PM - French Tits: Aka, switching to Ramona~
8:49 PM - gibe contract pls: Alrighty then, character switch! Weeeeee
8:49 PM - gibe contract pls: also before we swtich
8:49 PM - gibe contract pls: do you try and convince princess to go home with you? Platonically of course c:
5:50 PM - French Tits: Hmm, why not :3
8:50 PM - gibe contract pls: kayy, she begrudgingly accepts
8:50 PM - gibe contract pls: switch time!

~~END PRIVATE CHAT, Celestine - Wretched Hive of Scum and Villany~~



8:01 PM - gibe contract pls: ~The next day~
8:02 PM - gibe contract pls: Sarah and Eve wake up with wicked headaches
8:02 PM - gibe contract pls: Like tiny little dishwasher youmas are trying to clean your brains
8:02 PM - Sarah Salem: I groan at the pain.
8:03 PM - Eve: *Eve groans at Sarah's groaning*
8:03 PM - gibe contract pls: You groan a chorus of groans
8:04 PM - gibe contract pls: You wake up, do what morning routines you can while under rich people supervision and assistance, eat a nice breakfast and meet in the study with Val and Shosuke
8:05 PM - Val+herwonderfuldisappearingact: Val whips up some hangover remedies consiting of pigs stomach, volcanic rock, and cat claws. Not 100% proven, but she read in a 400 year old book that it works
8:06 PM - Eve: *Eve decides to give it a shot*
8:06 PM - Val+herwonderfuldisappearingact: She blinds it with some milk and icream to make them a nice milky milkshake
8:07 PM - gibe contract pls: It tastes atrocious
8:08 PM - gibe contract pls: You all settle into the study, disregarding school for magical important things
8:08 PM - Eve: *Eve grimaces* "Th-thanks..."
8:08 PM - gibe contract pls: S: "You wanted to talk with me, sister?"
8:09 PM - Val+herwonderfuldisappearingact: She runs up and hugs her brother very tight and says something muffled into his chest
8:11 PM - gibe contract pls: "Wh-what ever is the matter?" He brushes your hair back and pulls your face away, looking you in the eyes
8:12 PM - Val+herwonderfuldisappearingact: She keeps holding him and then points to Sarah "Tell him, tell him what you told me"
8:13 PM - Eve: (( well this is going to go grreat ))
8:13 PM - gibe contract pls: Shosule looks at Sarah
8:13 PM - Sarah Salem: I look up at the two, "I killed Satoya."
8:14 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: (punch yoself)
8:14 PM - Eve: (( You really gotta stop punching yourself ))
8:14 PM - Eve: (( It's bad for your skin ))
8:14 PM - Sarah Salem: I punch myself.
8:14 PM - gibe contract pls: Shosuke is altogether quite confused
8:14 PM - Sarah Salem: "Ow, oops. Do not say her name."
8:15 PM - gibe contract pls: "My... my wife, she's...?"
8:16 PM - Val+herwonderfuldisappearingact: Val's grip on him tightens
8:16 PM - Sarah Salem: I nod.
8:17 PM - gibe contract pls: "But... you did it? Why?"
8:17 PM - Val+herwonderfuldisappearingact: (please say because there was too many lesbian jokes)
8:19 PM - gibe contract pls: too many cat puns
8:19 PM - Sarah Salem: I sigh. "She hurt our friends, broke every bone in my body, and burnt down a coffee shop. That's probably not even all of it."
8:19 PM - Sarah Salem: (( she was just too big of a pussy))
8:20 PM - Val+herwonderfuldisappearingact: (haha i get it )
8:20 PM - gibe contract pls: "I... I just don't believe it. Satoya never seemed the type. Yes, she fought recklessly, but..."
8:21 PM - Eve: "She also almost killed my girlfriend."
8:21 PM - Eve: "Your wife was kinda a bad person."
8:22 PM - Val+herwonderfuldisappearingact: "Don't try and justify killing her" Val said her voice like venom
8:22 PM - gibe contract pls: "..."
8:23 PM - Sarah Salem: I shrug. "I took out a threat before it became a bigger problem."
8:23 PM - Eve: *Eve looks down a bit embarassed*
8:24 PM - Val+herwonderfuldisappearingact: "Now say that to the man that loved her"
8:24 PM - Eve disconnected.
8:25 PM - Val+herwonderfuldisappearingact: (OOOoooOOOOOh)
8:25 PM - Eve entered chat.
8:26 PM - Sarah Salem: "She's dead. There is nothing that can change that, what do you want me to say?"
8:27 PM - gibe contract pls: Shosuke is in shock at the whole ordeal
8:28 PM - gibe contract pls: "I can not believe you would simply outright... murder her. Well, if she's dead, what of her brother?"
8:28 PM - Eve: *Eve nudges Sarah*  "M-maybe yo ushould be a little more sensitive..."
8:28 PM - Val+herwonderfuldisappearingact: "Maybe you should take over her wish"
8:29 PM - Sarah Salem: "What was it?"
8:31 PM - Val+herwonderfuldisappearingact: "Maybe you should have asked her before you killed her""
8:34 PM - gibe contract pls: "Her wish was that her brother would be at peace, and simply... die. He's in constant pain, and no form of magic has helped."
8:35 PM - Eve: "T-that's horrible..."
8:36 PM - Sarah Salem: "No form of magic?"
8:37 PM - gibe contract pls: "None that has been tried, at least."
8:37 PM - Val+herwonderfuldisappearingact: Val looks at Sarah dissapointed in her "It is the least you could do"
8:38 PM - Eve: "I think it would be a good idea lso."
8:38 PM - Eve: ((also*))
8:38 PM - Sarah Salem: "I'll do it. It's much better than not making a wish at all."
8:40 PM - gibe contract pls: "You... didn't have a wish?"
8:41 PM - Sarah Salem: "No, not that I know of."
8:44 PM - gibe contract pls: "I... I need time to process all of this. Please, would you mind leaving, for the time being? I'm conflicted by this whole conversation."
8:45 PM - Eve: *Eve nods and walks out in to the hallway*
8:45 PM - Sarah Salem: I follow Eve out.
8:51 PM - gibe contract pls: You all walk outside
8:52 PM - gibe contract pls: Eve, Sarah and Val leave and it's such a beautiful day outside in this nice tier 2 weather wow such a perfect day to discuss homicide
8:52 PM - gibe contract pls: and look in the sky! It's a bird, it's a plane!
8:52 PM - gibe contract pls: No, that's a girl with wings crash landing in your general direction
8:52 PM - gibe contract pls: everyone roll finesse to get out of the way
8:53 PM - Sarah Salem: 10
8:53 PM - French Tits has changed their name to Enter the DANGER ZONE.
8:53 PM - Val+herwonderfuldisappearingact: 15
8:53 PM - Sarah Salem: fuk
8:54 PM - Eve: 13
8:54 PM - gibe contract pls: The girl with wings crashes forcefully into Sarah
8:54 PM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: "INCOMIN- FUCK"
8:54 PM - gibe contract pls: they make a nice little trench of dirt where they skid forwards
8:54 PM - Val+herwonderfuldisappearingact: (prepare yourself for bird puns)
8:55 PM - Sarah Salem: I groan. "Augh..."
8:55 PM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: "Shiiiiit, this isn't Burger King, sorry about your lawn, and your face"
8:56 PM - Val+herwonderfuldisappearingact: "Oh it's fine, karma is a bitch isn't Sarah??"
8:56 PM - Val+herwonderfuldisappearingact: *isn't it
8:56 PM - Sarah Salem: I hold my head. "And you are?"
8:57 PM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: She clears her throat and stands up, preparing for some sort of speech
8:57 PM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: "None of your fucking buisness!"
8:57 PM - Sarah Salem: "...Great."
8:58 PM - Eve: *Eve's already curled into a ball on the ground*
8:58 PM - Val+herwonderfuldisappearingact: "I like her already" Val said with a giggle
8:59 PM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: "Great, now my feathers are all ruffled, now I gotta preen again! Do you know how hard that sucks?"
9:00 PM - Sarah Salem: I pull myself to my feet. "No, most people we know don't have wings."
9:00 PM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: "Well most people suck!"
9:02 PM - Sarah Salem: I roll my eyes. "There are entirely too many magical girls now."
9:02 PM - Eve: (( But wait, there's more ))
9:03 PM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: "Shhhhhhhhhh" I raise a wing to cover her mouth
9:04 PM - Sarah Salem: I give her an unamused look from behind the wing.
9:05 PM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: I remove the wing before looking at the mansion
9:05 PM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: "So uh, what is this, the lesbo dream house?"
9:05 PM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: "That makes you barbie, where's ken?"
9:05 PM - Sarah Salem: "Ask her, I don't live here." I point to Val.
9:05 PM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: "Eh, too much effort for a joke about dolls"
9:06 PM - Val+herwonderfuldisappearingact: "well this 'Ken' you speck of my be my budder, but i am not barbie. Barbie was killed by her" She says before she points at Sarah
9:07 PM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: "Hah, fuckin' ace mate!" I high five Sarah with a wing
9:07 PM - Sarah Salem: I return the highfive.
9:07 PM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: "Wait, actual barbie? Or was that some sort of weird metaphor?"
9:08 PM - Eve: (( I can't beleive it's not budder ))
9:08 PM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: (((Now 30% more spreadable)))
9:08 PM - Sarah Salem: "Metaphor for a cat-magical-girl I killed, after she started razing the city."
9:08 PM - Sarah Salem: ((with REAL salty tears!))
9:08 PM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: "Well, I guess you were in the right? I dunno, right and wrong are hard and boring"
9:09 PM - Sarah Salem: I shrug. "I'm right enough to not regret it."
9:09 PM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: "And uh, who's the pillbug over there? Rolled up like I'm about to kick her." I point at Eve
9:10 PM - Sarah Salem: "That would be Eve, a friend of mine."
9:10 PM - Sarah Salem: "Oh and, I'm Sarah."
9:10 PM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: "Awesome, glad to crash this party"
9:11 PM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: "So, you're ditching too?"
9:11 PM - Sarah Salem: I look at Val and then back. "Wait, there is class today?"
9:12 PM - Val+herwonderfuldisappearingact: Val shrugs "I don't know, I usually show up in a uniform and they think im a student"
9:13 PM - Sarah Salem: "I am entirely too hungover for school, let's just skip it anyway."
9:13 PM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: ((That is the most responsible sentence I've ever heard))
9:13 PM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: ((10/10 perfect rolemodel))
9:13 PM - Sarah Salem: ((i try man))
9:13 PM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: "Well, you know what the cure for a hangover is?
9:13 PM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: "
9:14 PM - Sarah Salem: I shake my head. "Please share."
9:14 PM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: "More booze"
9:14 PM - Sarah Salem: "...Eve?"
9:15 PM - Eve: *Eve gets up Shakily* "I-I d-don't think I can skip school...I need to go. S-sorry uhm...scary wing girl."
9:15 PM - Eve: "N-not that y-you're scary."
9:15 PM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: "Aw shit, we got a nerd"
9:15 PM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: I clear my throat and yell
9:16 PM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: "HEY WORLD, LOOK AT THIS NERD!"
9:16 PM - Eve: *Eve eeps and covers her ears*
9:16 PM - Eve: "Y-you're n-not a nice person."
9:16 PM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: "Never implied I was"
9:17 PM - Eve: *Eve hurumphs and heads towards school*
9:17 PM - Val+herwonderfuldisappearingact: "That is very true"
9:17 PM - Eve: (( I'm sure she can walk there in time  ))
9:17 PM - Sarah Salem: I sigh. "Goodbye, Eve!"
9:17 PM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: "Need a ride, nerd?"
9:17 PM - Eve: ((U go gil ))
9:17 PM - Eve: *Eve hesitates*
9:17 PM - Eve: "M-maybe."
9:18 PM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: "Okay, hop on, like it was a piggyback ride" She prepares to take flight, stretching out her wings
9:18 PM - Eve: *Eve's too hung over to give a shit and hops on*
9:18 PM - Sarah Salem: I mindping Eve with a "Let us try to make friends with her, I don't want another Princess."
9:19 PM - Eve: *Eve sighs and gives a nod towards Sarah*
9:19 PM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: "Hello passengers, this is your captain speaking, Air Ramona thanks you for choosing us as your mode of transportation today. The weather is bright and sunny, and we should be arriving at school in roughly ten minutes."
9:19 PM - Sarah Salem: I give them a thumbs up. "I'll follow you two on the ground, I suppose."
9:20 PM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: "At this time, we request you hold on and dont scream like a little bitch!" She takes a running start and takes off
9:20 PM - Eve: *Eve screams like a little bitch*
9:20 PM - Sarah Salem: I flip on the sanicmode switch and follow underneath.
9:21 PM - gibe contract pls: Ok so are you guys just leaving Val in the dust :v
9:21 PM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: Yeah fuck her
9:22 PM - gibe contract pls: :T
9:22 PM - Sarah Salem: oops
9:22 PM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: PCHOOOOOO
9:22 PM - Sarah Salem: ill grab val by the arm and take her with me
9:22 PM - gibe contract pls: much better
9:22 PM - Val+herwonderfuldisappearingact: well then
9:22 PM - Val+herwonderfuldisappearingact: OH SHIT
9:22 PM - Val+herwonderfuldisappearingact: "OH SHIT"
9:23 PM - gibe contract pls: Val is now flapping behind the superspeeding Sarah like a flag, or a cape, or something equally flappy
9:23 PM - gibe contract pls: like a terrible smartphone game
9:23 PM - Sarah Salem: gg
9:24 PM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: How close are we to the school?
9:24 PM - Eve: (( Flappy Cape is a good game ))
9:24 PM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: Because I'm looking for a window, need to plan my landing
9:24 PM - gibe contract pls: You're just arriving at it now
9:24 PM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: I spot the nearest window, and dive into it!
9:26 PM - Sarah Salem: I jumpkick into the exact same window.



~~PRIVATE CHAT, Eri - Housekeeping~~

8:35 PM - gibe contract pls: ~the next day~
8:36 PM - gibe contract pls: so uh, got any plans? :v
5:38 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: Nope, just going to mope I think, not go to school.
5:38 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: Hide under blankets like the world's a terrible place to be and it's the only safe place.
8:38 PM - gibe contract pls: "Bark."
5:39 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: "....Yoki, please, leave me alone..."
8:40 PM - gibe contract pls: Yoki nuzzles her head into your stomach. "Baerrk... baerrriii? Baeri?"
5:41 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: "...Yoki...?"
5:43 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: Eri pokes her head out slightly, and peers at Yoki.
8:43 PM - gibe contract pls: Yoki licks your face
5:44 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: "EUGH!" Eri quickly hides back underneath the blankets.
5:44 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: "...Where do you think you get off at, attacking me like that...!?"
8:46 PM - gibe contract pls: "Eri," Yoki's collar speaks again.
5:47 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: "...So I wasn't imagining things..." Eri sticks her head out again.
8:47 PM - gibe contract pls: "Bark."
5:48 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: Eri just pats Yoki on the head.
5:49 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: "...Do you need to go outside? Is that why you're bugging me?..."
8:49 PM - gibe contract pls: Yoki lays in bed with you
5:51 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: "...Guess not."
8:57 PM - gibe contract pls: ok so how's this
5:57 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: "....I suppose I should get out of bed at some point, shouldn't I?"
5:58 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: Eri attempts to shuffle out of bed.
8:57 PM - gibe contract pls: that works
5:59 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: "I suppose I should make myself useful..."
6:00 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: Eri doesn't bother fixing her hair or any of that other jazz; she's going to get to doing chores.
9:01 PM - gibe contract pls: :T
9:01 PM - gibe contract pls: fine
9:01 PM - gibe contract pls: I'll make this interesting
9:01 PM - gibe contract pls: roll finesse to clean the house
6:02 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: (but of course)
6:02 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: (18)
9:02 PM - gibe contract pls: you clean the fuck out of the house
9:02 PM - gibe contract pls: god damn this shit is clean
9:02 PM - gibe contract pls: if Tami's parents weren't at the insurence agency trying to get the claim on their burned down coffee shop they'd be impressed
6:04 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: "...Mission accomplished..."
6:06 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: "I suppose I should see what Sarah's up to... she wanted me to help her with something yesterday..."
6:06 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: Eri pulls out her phone, and attempts to dial Sarah.
9:06 PM - gibe contract pls: Sarah doesn't have a cellphone, remember?
6:06 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: "...Shit."
6:07 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: "...Oh, I know!"
6:07 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: Eri straightens up her hair, and heads to the school, to try and find PASS.
9:11 PM - gibe contract pls: Ok then
9:11 PM - gibe contract pls: like a nerd, you go to school
6:12 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: (it's ok, I'ma hang out with the nerds anyways)
9:11 PM - gibe contract pls: even though you spent most of the morning cleaning so classes are probably on lunch now
6:12 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: (oh psst, dan)
9:12 PM - gibe contract pls: you head there, and try to recall where the nerdy hangout was
6:12 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: (gonna get my disguise on)
9:12 PM - gibe contract pls: how so?
6:13 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: (illusions, to make myself look like a different girl)
9:12 PM - gibe contract pls: ah
6:13 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: (should I roll for disguise effectiveness?)
9:13 PM - gibe contract pls: go for it
6:15 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: 16 for being a random girl gooo
9:14 PM - gibe contract pls: You manage to disguise yourself like some random girl
9:14 PM - gibe contract pls: You illusion up some bullshittery and poof, you're someone else
9:15 PM - gibe contract pls: Enter ye paranormal club y/n?
6:15 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: y
9:15 PM - gibe contract pls: You enter, and it looks suspiciously empty
9:15 PM - gibe contract pls: about half the usual attendees are absent
9:15 PM - gibe contract pls: You see Lispy and Lanky, but no sign of Fatty or Shouty
6:16 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: "Is this... the paranormal club?"
9:16 PM - gibe contract pls: "Yeth, thith ith. How can we help?"
9:16 PM - gibe contract pls: They seem to have a number of schematics on the table, and are working on both them and laptops, drawing with pencils and rulers and shit
6:17 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: "Isn't... there usually two other guys who are here too?"
6:17 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: Eri walks closer, to get a better glimpse of what they're doing.
9:17 PM - gibe contract pls: "Yes, but they're in the hospital... How did you know? ARE YOU WITH THE CIA?"
9:17 PM - gibe contract pls: You glimpse some pictures of tomfoolery and doohickery and thingymajiggery that you can't make heads or tails of
9:17 PM - gibe contract pls: but you're pretty sure that one looks like a rocket
9:17 PM - gibe contract pls: rockets are cool
6:18 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: "Uh... no."
6:18 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: "Hey... is that a rocket thing?"
6:19 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: Eri points at the schematics like it's nobody's business.
6:19 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: "That's cool."
9:18 PM - gibe contract pls: "Thath confidential!" She covers it up
6:19 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: "Oh, I see."
9:19 PM - gibe contract pls: "Was there something you needed? Or were you interested in joining?"
6:20 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: "Well... I was hoping that the whole club would be here, because I think there's something going on."
6:21 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: "Like... something to do with that mass suicide thing."
6:21 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: "And I was wondering if you guys knew anything about it..."
9:24 PM - gibe contract pls: "Thomething terrible, you thay? Like what?"
6:25 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: "Like.... I remember some of the stuff that happened, before things got all wierd."
9:25 PM - gibe contract pls: "Mhm, I thee. Like what?"
6:27 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: "The cake and pastries, they had some sort of sleeping agent in them..."
9:26 PM - gibe contract pls: aaaand back into main chat

~~END PRIVATE CHAT, Eri - Housekeeping~~



9:26 PM - gibe contract pls: Meanwhile, in the paranormal club...
9:26 PM - Eve: *Eve jumps off Ramona's back* "Thanks..."
9:27 PM - gibe contract pls: SH
9:27 PM - gibe contract pls: I'M TYPING
9:27 PM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: Pfft
9:27 PM - Eve: (( IM SORRY BBBY ))
9:27 PM - Sarah Salem: ((a+))
9:27 PM - gibe contract pls: Some random girl you don't recognize is talking with Lispy and Lanky. Fatty and Shouty are nowhere to be seen
9:28 PM - gibe contract pls: Crashing through a window flies a girl with wings, ferrying Eve on her back
9:28 PM - gibe contract pls: Sarah, with Val in tow, jumps in after her
9:28 PM - gibe contract pls: say, Ramona
9:28 PM - gibe contract pls: roll physical to not hit a wall
9:28 PM - gibe contract pls: during your crash landing
9:28 PM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: 18
9:29 PM - gibe contract pls: You do some sick flybys around the room and set Eve on top of the desk the nerds are working on
9:29 PM - gibe contract pls: Eve is now standing on the blueprints and papers currently on the desk
9:29 PM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: "Aw man, it's like a nerd cave up in here"
9:30 PM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: "My brain hurts being surrounded by this much smart"
9:30 PM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: "Ouch"
9:30 PM - Eve: *Eve looks down still slightly shaken then jumps down quickly* "S-sorry!"
9:30 PM - Sarah Salem: I let Val go.
9:30 PM - gibe contract pls: They try their best to get your dirty footprints off their hard work
9:30 PM - Sarah Salem: Arms intact c:
9:30 PM - gibe contract pls: yep
9:31 PM - gibe contract pls: They don't seem to take notice or care about Ramona's wings, though they're startled that you all just came crashing through a window
9:31 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: RG: Perhaps we should talk later.
9:32 PM - gibe contract pls: They disregard you and are too busy being concerned with the people that just crashed into the room
9:32 PM - gibe contract pls: and their sullied blueprints
9:32 PM - gibe contract pls: thanks eve
9:32 PM - Eve: (( :c ))
9:32 PM - gibe contract pls: they arent blueprints anymore
9:32 PM - gibe contract pls: they're footprints
9:33 PM - Sarah Salem: "So uh, club people. How are the other two?"
9:33 PM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: "Theres more nerds?"
9:33 PM - gibe contract pls: "They're thtill in the hothpital, but I think they're alright."
9:34 PM - Sarah Salem: "The girl I killed broke their legs."
9:34 PM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: "Pfffftahahaha"
9:34 PM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: "Oh my god she only knows 25 letters"
9:34 PM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: "Guys, someone help her"
9:34 PM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: "Thweetheart, dont worry, we're here to help" she doubles over laughing
9:35 PM - Eve: "I hope they feel better soon." *Eve glares at Ramona*
9:35 PM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: "I hope tho too"
9:36 PM - Sarah Salem: "Alright, that's enough, come on."
9:36 PM - gibe contract pls: Lispy seems uninterested in your useless banter
9:36 PM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: "Fine fine, have a nice day at thchool Eve!"
9:37 PM - gibe contract pls: Nobody going to comment on the random girl nobody recognizes?
9:37 PM - Eve: *Eve cluches her fist and gives Wing Girl the best death stare she can muster*
9:37 PM - gibe contract pls: Just standing there, watching, uninterested?
9:37 PM - Sarah Salem: we dont talk about random schoolgoers
9:37 PM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: Nah, nothing to make fun of
9:37 PM - Sarah Salem: they're not cool enough for us
9:37 PM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: Ramona smiles and waves
9:37 PM - Eve: (( Eve's too shy ))
9:37 PM - gibe contract pls: the random girl seems to ignore you
9:38 PM - Sarah Salem: I run my hand down my face. "What was your name again?"
9:38 PM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: "Well, you're clearly cool, so I'll tell you!"
9:38 PM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: "Over a drink, let's ditch these nerds"
9:39 PM - Sarah Salem: I shrug. "Sorry guys. I'll be back later."
9:40 PM - Val+herwonderfuldisappearingact: val looks over at Eve
9:40 PM - Val+herwonderfuldisappearingact: "Hi"
9:40 PM - Val+herwonderfuldisappearingact: "how was your ride over?"
9:40 PM - Eve: *Eve waves goodbye curtly*
9:40 PM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: "Well, hop on then, let's fly!"
9:40 PM - Eve: "Oh uhm...hectic."
9:41 PM - Eve: "What about you?"
9:41 PM - Sarah Salem: I hop on, then :D
9:41 PM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: I take Sarah, and jump out a window
9:41 PM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: A different one from last time
9:41 PM - Val+herwonderfuldisappearingact: "I think i dislocated my arm"
9:42 PM - Eve: "Ohmai, do you want some help with that?"
9:42 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: RG: "That was wierd."



~~PRIVATE CHAT, Ramona and Sarah - Mile High Club~~

9:42 PM - Enter the DANGER ZONE entered chat.
9:42 PM - gibe contract pls: TO THE BAR
9:42 PM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: INDEED
9:42 PM - Sarah Salem: TALLY HO
9:43 PM - gibe contract pls: FUCK ELEVATORS AND FUCK STAIRS, YOU FLY RIGHT THE HELL OUT OFF THE SIDE OF THE THIRD TIER AND DOWN TO THE FOURTH
9:43 PM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: FUCK YEAH
9:44 PM - Sarah Salem: this is the only way to change elevation
9:44 PM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: Mhm
9:45 PM - gibe contract pls: You make your way downtown, flying fast
9:45 PM - gibe contract pls: And swoop neatly down in fromt of the bar.
9:47 PM - gibe contract pls: You enter the bar. Squirrelgirl doesn't seem to be tending today, unfortunately. No fluffytail for Sarah to touch
9:47 PM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: Who's behind the counter?
9:47 PM - Sarah Salem: "I didn't expect to be back here so soon." I say as I dismount.
9:48 PM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: "Yeah well, Im not a fan of slow transportation
9:48 PM - gibe contract pls: As you walk in, the bar is mostly empty. Most girls are at work or school at this hour
9:48 PM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: "You know who goes slow? Nerds"
9:48 PM - gibe contract pls: This is, of course, after you do the special knock and say the password, but anyway
9:48 PM - gibe contract pls: The bartender calls out, "Welcome back, Ramona. I'll get the usual ready."
9:49 PM - Sarah Salem: "Fast is the only way to travel."
9:49 PM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: "Aw yeah. Any day you're sober past noon is a waste"
9:50 PM - gibe contract pls: "Should I make one for your friend too?"
9:50 PM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: "Damn right!"
9:50 PM - gibe contract pls: "On it, then."
9:50 PM - Sarah Salem: "Last time I was here, I was in handcuffs. And that was last night."
9:51 PM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: I take my stool, sighing with a grin. "Man that sounds kinky"
9:51 PM - Sarah Salem: I blush. "Not like that. Apparently there is a magical court system."
9:52 PM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: "Pfffffft, laws are for nerds"
9:52 PM - Sarah Salem: I shrug. "I'm just glad I got off free. On the other hand, I cannot remember the rest of the night."
9:58 PM - Sarah Salem: I take a seat. "So, name?"
10:00 PM - gibe contract pls: The not squirrelgirl slides you your glasses of vodka
10:00 PM - Sarah Salem: ((shit shes dead))
10:01 PM - Sarah Salem: ((also vodka? american?))
10:01 PM - Sarah Salem: ((i was expecting something stereotypical like shitty watered down beer))
10:01 PM - Sarah Salem: ((or possibly moonshine))
10:01 PM - Sarah Salem: ((brb))
10:01 PM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: ((Sorry, had to do something, getting off TS for the night, but I can still play))
10:02 PM - gibe contract pls: it was vodka right
10:03 PM - gibe contract pls: p sure you said vodka
10:03 PM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: Yes
10:03 PM - gibe contract pls: couldn't hear over my own voice
10:03 PM - gibe contract pls: kay
10:04 PM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: "Thanks fluffy" Ramona downs about half the glass before looking to Sarah "So, you wanted my name, right?"
10:05 PM - Sarah Salem: "Well I did ask a few times."
10:05 PM - gibe contract pls: why would you call the bartender fluffy this isn't squirrel girl I emphasized this
10:06 PM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: Shh
10:06 PM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: "Ramona, Ramona Boone"
10:08 PM - Sarah Salem: "Different than most people around here. Where are you from?"
10:08 PM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: "THE GREATEST COUNTRY, IN THE WORLD"
10:08 PM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: "LAND OF THE FREE HOME OF THE BRAVE MOTHERFUCKER"
10:09 PM - Sarah Salem: "...Where?
10:09 PM - Sarah Salem: "
10:09 PM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: "AMERICA BITCH!"
10:10 PM - Sarah Salem: "Ah, I've heard of that. My sister's friend is obsessed with it. And people seem to think I come from there."
10:12 PM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: "Well, that should be an honor!"
10:12 PM - Sarah Salem: "I did not even know it existed until recently."
10:13 PM - Sarah Salem: I drink ye glass
10:13 PM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: I finish ye glass
10:13 PM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: Mine, not Sarah's
10:13 PM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: :V
10:13 PM - Sarah Salem: ((no indirect kisses on my watch))
10:13 PM - gibe contract pls: Sarah, roll fortitude to not cough up the vodka
10:14 PM - Sarah Salem: 11 :D
10:14 PM - gibe contract pls: You spit vodka everywhere as you cough
10:14 PM - gibe contract pls: it is like drinking rubbing alcohol
10:15 PM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: Ramona tilts her head back and laughs
10:15 PM - Sarah Salem: I cover my mouth. "Oops."
10:15 PM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: "You okay there?"
10:17 PM - Sarah Salem: "Yes, fine. I just didn't expect it to taste so...terrible."
10:18 PM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: "You get used to it, like a lot of things, heh"
10:18 PM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: She gestured for another, hiccuping lightly into her sleeve
10:19 PM - Sarah Salem: I try to finish the drink, bracing myself for the taste this time.
10:19 PM - gibe contract pls: The barkeep comes over with not only a refill, but a piece of paper
10:19 PM - gibe contract pls: "Ramona, I've found a job that's perfect for you, if you're interested. Simple stuff really, right up your alley."
10:20 PM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: "Is it dangerous?"
10:22 PM - gibe contract pls: "Well, if you can call flying dangerous. It's mostly just an airshow. Some new flying car company got bought out recently, and since then they've ramped up production and now these air vehicles are basically available on the open market. They want something flashy to open their reveal of the new flying car thing."
10:23 PM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: "Aw shit, when?"
10:23 PM - Sarah Salem: Sarah boggles vacantly at these shenanigans
10:24 PM - gibe contract pls: "Uh, your manager said you'd be good for a few hours from now."
10:24 PM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: "Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck"
10:24 PM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: "Alright, this ones for the road"
10:24 PM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: She finishes her glass of vodka
10:25 PM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: "Sarah, let's go, I need a cheerleader to pull this off, you fit the bill"
10:25 PM - Sarah Salem: Sarah boggles slightly less vacantly.
10:25 PM - Sarah Salem: "Do I need to do anything special?"
10:25 PM - gibe contract pls: "A thumbs up is always helpful, I've found."
10:26 PM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: "Be cute, I dunno, what do cheerleaders do besides that? Its an easy job, alright, lets go"
10:26 PM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: "I'll fly us there I guess"
10:27 PM - Sarah Salem: "Cute?" I boggle vacantly at this strange, foreign word, but follow anyway.
10:27 PM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: "Hop -hic- on, I got this"
10:27 PM - Sarah Salem: ((what is an cute))
10:28 PM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: ((Part of the job description in this case :V))
10:28 PM - Sarah Salem: ((:v))
10:29 PM - gibe contract pls: she said it was in a few hours :v
10:30 PM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: She's too drunk to care
10:30 PM - gibe contract pls: ah
10:30 PM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: THIS NEEDS TO BE DONE NOW
10:30 PM - gibe contract pls: you don't even know where it is :V
10:30 PM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: "Oh right, barkeep -hic-, where is this shit?"
10:30 PM - Sarah Salem: I 'hop -hic- on'.
10:31 PM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: You're just standing in the bar, riding Ramona :V
10:31 PM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: Since she's getting directions
10:31 PM - Sarah Salem: yep
10:32 PM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: WAIT
10:32 PM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: I JUST REALIZED
10:32 PM - gibe contract pls: eh?
10:32 PM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: THEY'RE PROBABLY DOING THIS
10:32 PM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: http://img.pandawhale.com/80933-Scrubs-EAGLE-gif-JD-Turk-4l6k.gif
10:32 PM - gibe contract pls: incredible
10:32 PM - Sarah Salem: i love scrubs
10:33 PM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: Who doesn't?
10:33 PM - gibe contract pls: "So this thing's on the first tier. Nice big open park, fountains and the like, really sceneic. They want you there once there's a crowd to fly around and make a scene. Get some attention, fly alongside the car. Basic stuff."
10:34 PM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: "Alright, alright, got it."
10:34 PM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: "UP UP AND AWAY!"
10:34 PM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: Ramona takes flight
10:34 PM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: Inside the bar
10:34 PM - Sarah Salem: I hang on and try not to hit the ceiling.
10:34 PM - gibe contract pls: are you going to crash through the ceiling
10:34 PM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: Yes
10:35 PM - Sarah Salem: I fail to avoid hitting the ceiling, then :v
10:35 PM - gibe contract pls: I want to give the barkeep the portals power since this is probably something you do on a regular basis, so she just makes a portal between the ceiling and roof
10:36 PM - Sarah Salem: I succeed in my quest to not hit ceilings, then! technically
10:36 PM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: :V
10:37 PM - gibe contract pls: yeah let's just settle for that so we don't have magical angry turtles
10:37 PM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: Also
10:37 PM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yK0P1Bk8Cx4
10:37 PM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: It begins
10:37 PM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: Ramona flies up to tier one, singing horribly as Sarah holds on for dear life I assume :V
10:38 PM - gibe contract pls: You flap your jolly old selves up to the first tier
10:39 PM - gibe contract pls: from the air it's pretty easy to locate the park barkeep mentioned, and you can even see a big stage set up, though there isn't much else besides a few people getting some lights and other things ready to spotlight the car while it's on stage
10:39 PM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: I land in the nearest tree, and decide that perhaps a preshow nap is in order
10:40 PM - Sarah Salem: I dismount and sit in a branch I guess.
10:40 PM - gibe contract pls: You nap in a tree
10:40 PM - gibe contract pls: with Sarah
10:40 PM - Sarah Salem: and its naptime
10:40 PM - gibe contract pls: :v
10:40 PM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: :3
10:41 PM - Sarah Salem: :v
10:41 PM - gibe contract pls: sleepytime, you nap a few hours away
10:42 PM - gibe contract pls: the noise of a crowd wakes you up, and you see a bunch of fancy rich people, and some not as rich but still pretty rich, people mingling around in a crowd
10:42 PM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: "Well, I feel slightly better, and, it's show time!"
10:42 PM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: "Sarah, hop on my back! We have a crowd to please!"
10:43 PM - Sarah Salem: "Alright, let's go." I hop on once again.
10:43 PM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: I take flight with my sidekick!
10:44 PM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: ((Man, why does Jenn hate Ramona so much))
10:44 PM - gibe contract pls: she also hates payne-tan
10:45 PM - Sarah Salem: ((because apparently sarah isnt allowed to be shipped with other people :v))
10:45 PM - Sarah Salem: ((so even an implied ship is taboo :V))
10:45 PM - Sarah Salem: ((this is hilarious))
10:45 PM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: ((I almost want to ship this out of spite))
10:46 PM - gibe contract pls: you mentioned :v
10:46 PM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: ((Too tempting :V))
10:46 PM - gibe contract pls: ok so anyways
10:48 PM - gibe contract pls: you flappity doo da your way up and away
10:49 PM - gibe contract pls: so do you land on stage to figure out what the fuck you're actually supposed to do, or do you just start flying? :v
10:49 PM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: Lets go option B :3
10:49 PM - Sarah Salem: i'm just hangin on c:
10:50 PM - gibe contract pls: WOOSH
10:50 PM - gibe contract pls: DO SOME SICKNASTY PHYSICAL ROLLS TO GET SOME SWEET TRICKS OUT
10:50 PM - Sarah Salem: do i also do tricks from her back
10:50 PM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: 17
10:51 PM - gibe contract pls: ANOTHER
10:52 PM - gibe contract pls: ROLL ONCE MORE
10:52 PM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: ALSO 17
10:52 PM - gibe contract pls: AND ANOTHER TO GO
10:53 PM - gibe contract pls: GET A 17 AND YOU GET A SURPRISE
10:53 PM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: 15
10:53 PM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: 14
10:53 PM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: FUCK
10:54 PM - gibe contract pls: shame no 17 but that's still a pass
10:54 PM - Sarah Salem: i assist
10:54 PM - Sarah Salem: witha  thumbs up
10:54 PM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: WAIT
10:54 PM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: I USE MY ONE LUCK TO GIVE IT +3
10:54 PM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: ITS A 17
10:54 PM - gibe contract pls: welp
10:54 PM - gibe contract pls: +1 xp
10:54 PM - gibe contract pls: congrats
10:55 PM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: Using that to raise Heart to 7
10:55 PM - gibe contract pls: You do some rad tricks, and Sarah gives two thumbs up from your back
10:55 PM - gibe contract pls: The crowd is intrigued
10:55 PM - gibe contract pls: land and bow, or continue tricking out?
10:55 PM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: CONTINUE TRICKING OUT
10:56 PM - gibe contract pls: PHYSICAL ROLL
10:56 PM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: ALSO 14
10:57 PM - gibe contract pls: no more bonuses
10:57 PM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: Yep, still a pass though
10:57 PM - gibe contract pls: ye
10:57 PM - Sarah Salem: ((do i also get 1 xp? c:))
10:57 PM - gibe contract pls: no
10:57 PM - gibe contract pls: thumbs up don't  count
10:57 PM - gibe contract pls: AND ONE LAST ROLL BEFORE YOU LAND
10:57 PM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: 11
10:57 PM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: FUCK DOUBLE ONES
10:58 PM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: "OH SHIT I FORGOT WHICH WAY IS DOWN"
10:58 PM - gibe contract pls: You spin out of control
10:58 PM - gibe contract pls: Sarah, roll physical
10:58 PM - gibe contract pls: or let go and leave potential for some super sicknasty trickery
10:58 PM - Sarah Salem: 18
10:58 PM - Sarah Salem: GOING SUPER SAIYAN
10:58 PM - gibe contract pls: right then
10:58 PM - gibe contract pls: You grab Ramona by the shoulders and guide her back into position
10:58 PM - gibe contract pls: then start surfing her
10:59 PM - gibe contract pls: all in all
10:59 PM - gibe contract pls: it's pretty fuckin rad
10:59 PM - gibe contract pls: even the uptight rich people give their light golf clap applause at your trickery
10:59 PM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: ((Score one for the Mile High Club :V))
11:00 PM - Sarah Salem: ((im going to be shipped with everyone arent i))
11:00 PM - Sarah Salem: ((and theres nothing i can do it about))
11:00 PM - gibe contract pls: sarah x turtle otp
11:01 PM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: ((Hey, you named this one :V))
11:01 PM - Sarah Salem: ((i name everything amusingly))
11:01 PM - Sarah Salem: ((saroya is 'schrodingers cat'))
11:01 PM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: ((Pffft))
11:01 PM - gibe contract pls: Sarah gets back into resting position and Ramona lands on the stage, in front of the currently parked air vehicle
11:01 PM - gibe contract pls: You both bow to more applause
11:03 PM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: "When do we get paid?"
11:04 PM - gibe contract pls: "That was Ramona and her copilot. Let's have one more round of applause for one of the pair!" Says a man giving applause as he climbs the stage
11:04 PM - Sarah Salem: I give another thumbs up and wink to the crowd.
11:04 PM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: I do the same, trying not to stumble over
11:05 PM - gibe contract pls: The audience laughs, as does the man on stage. "The show's not quite over yet. We'll want you to fly with the AV once I've finished presenting, so you may feel free to take a seat on the side for now if you'd like."
11:05 PM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: I do just that
11:06 PM - Sarah Salem: I follow her example and relax a little.
11:06 PM - Sarah Salem: "What's an AV?"
11:06 PM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: "I dunno"
11:07 PM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: "But uh, dumb favor to ask"
11:07 PM - Sarah Salem: (( "i dunno" amazing 10/10))
11:07 PM - Sarah Salem: I cock my head. "Hm?"
11:07 PM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: "Daddy's out of town, and he told me the code to get in the house, but I was kinda, sorta wasted and forgot within minutes. So uh, can I crash at your place for a few days?"
11:08 PM - gibe contract pls: The man goes on to give some details on the flying car air vehicle, its specs, and how this wouldnt be possible without the financial assistance of the Akechi Corp, who recently bought out the AV manufacturer.
11:08 PM - Sarah Salem: "Um...I'll probably have to check with my sister."
11:09 PM - Sarah Salem: "We did just meet, after all."
11:09 PM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: "I know, I know, but I'm not allowed to sleep at the bar anymore"
11:09 PM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: "Apparently showering with alcohol is 'frowned upon'"
11:10 PM - Sarah Salem: "I can ask, at the very least."
11:11 PM - Sarah Salem: I choose to skim over the 'showering with alcohol' part.
11:11 PM - gibe contract pls: After some more fascinated applause, the man calls you up to the stage
11:12 PM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: I stumble on up
11:12 PM - Sarah Salem: I follow her, much less drunk.
11:13 PM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: Do I get the mic?
11:13 PM - gibe contract pls: If you like
11:13 PM - gibe contract pls: You can just hold out your hand and he'll give it to you :v
11:13 PM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: I take it
11:13 PM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: "I would like to start with a traditional spanish saying, if you wouldn't mind"
11:14 PM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: Ramona clears her throat
11:14 PM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: "Hola bitches"
11:14 PM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: "So, I dont know what an AV is, or what it even does, or if it's good, but you know what. Buy one, now, lots of them. Six"
11:15 PM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: She hiccups into the mic before passing it on to Sarah
11:15 PM - Sarah Salem: I facepalm at her shenanigans before taking the mic and attempting to talk into the wrong end.
11:15 PM - gibe contract pls: They laugh at this comedic duo
11:15 PM - gibe contract pls: these rich people might not be so uptight after all
11:16 PM - Sarah Salem: "Oops." I flip it around.
11:16 PM - gibe contract pls: these rich people like your shenanigans
11:16 PM - gibe contract pls: they are amused
11:16 PM - Sarah Salem: "I'm just here for the ride, really. So do what she said!"
11:17 PM - Sarah Salem: I give the mic back to the dudeguy
11:17 PM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: I lean over and whisper into Sarah's ear "We kiiiiiilled it"
11:17 PM - gibe contract pls: He nods, takes the mic and steps back
11:18 PM - gibe contract pls: The wheel-less car parked on the stage starts up, and you feel some powerful air blasts as it rises vertically into the air
11:18 PM - Sarah Salem: I nod to Ramona and look at the big scary machine.
11:18 PM - gibe contract pls: it takes off and starts doing some tight turns and spins and stuff
11:18 PM - gibe contract pls: that's yer cue lady
11:19 PM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: "SARAH, HOP ON!"
11:19 PM - Sarah Salem: I hop on for the fourth or fifth time that day.
11:20 PM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: I TAKE OFF AND GIVE CHASE TO THE VEHICLE
11:20 PM - gibe contract pls: PHYSICAL ROLL
11:21 PM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: 15
11:21 PM - Sarah Salem: ((so what happens if i use time powers to have there be two ramonas and sarahs flying around))
11:21 PM - gibe contract pls: good things maybe?
11:21 PM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: Or really bad
11:22 PM - gibe contract pls: possible
11:22 PM - Sarah Salem: should i do it
11:22 PM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: No :V
11:22 PM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: One pair is enough
11:22 PM - Sarah Salem: alright~
11:22 PM - gibe contract pls: Ramona flies up to the left of the car and salutes the driver
11:22 PM - Sarah Salem: i have impractical practicality
11:22 PM - Sarah Salem: fly above the car please
11:22 PM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: I do as Sarah wishes
11:23 PM - Sarah Salem: I drop off Ramona's back and onto the car.
11:24 PM - Sarah Salem: and start surfin that shit
11:24 PM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2s4slliAtQU
11:24 PM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: :V
11:25 PM - gibe contract pls: Sarah proceeds to ride the AV while Ramona flies around it
11:25 PM - gibe contract pls: Physical roll Ramona, finesse roll Sarah
11:26 PM - gibe contract pls: actually Sarah doesn't need to roll
11:26 PM - gibe contract pls: power ability
11:26 PM - gibe contract pls: forgot that
11:26 PM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: OH SHIT SON
11:26 PM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: 20
11:26 PM - Sarah Salem: hell yes
11:26 PM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: NAT 20
11:26 PM - Sarah Salem: hell fucking yes
11:26 PM - gibe contract pls: still 1 short of perfect but good :v
11:26 PM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: YEAH BUT A 20 IS COOLER, ITS THE ORIGINAL CRIT
11:27 PM - gibe contract pls: :v
11:27 PM - Sarah Salem: :v
11:27 PM - gibe contract pls: Ramona speeds up, flies between Sarah's legs, picking her up as the AV rolls 180 degrees onto its back, so the roof is facing the ground
11:27 PM - gibe contract pls: Ramona then flies up to the roof
11:28 PM - gibe contract pls: and lifts the fucking car
11:28 PM - gibe contract pls: then tosses it
11:28 PM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: Oh shit
11:28 PM - gibe contract pls: and it does some sicknasty barrel rolls swooping around the crowd to the left, and you mimic its movements on the right
11:29 PM - gibe contract pls: you both fly evenly down above the center of the crowd, one more loop left and right for each of you, and you land on the stage
11:29 PM - gibe contract pls: You skid pretty radically to a stop, staying on your feet
11:29 PM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: "TADA MOTHERFUCKERS!"
11:30 PM - Sarah Salem: I frontflip off her back and land in front with a nice victory pose.
11:30 PM - gibe contract pls: Ok even these stuck up rich pricks gotta give some real applause to that
11:30 PM - gibe contract pls: and they do
11:32 PM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: "Fuck, you're cool, you're like an anti-nerd"
11:32 PM - Sarah Salem: "Thank you. I think."
11:33 PM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: "Man if I was like, one shot drunker, I'd kiss you about now, but luckily I'm not. Fuuuuck I need to pass out somewhere that's not a tree right now"
11:34 PM - Sarah Salem: "Um...should I call my sister now?"
11:34 PM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: "Yeah, that'd be great"
11:35 PM - Sarah Salem: I dial up Anna on the kittyphone.
11:36 PM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: ((Instead of ringing, it purrs :V))
11:36 PM - Sarah Salem: ((thats kawaii as fuck))
11:38 PM - Sarah Salem: "Hey, Anna?"
11:38 PM - gibe contract pls: You dial up your sis
11:38 PM - gibe contract pls: "Oh, Sarah, it's you! Is something the matter?"
11:39 PM - Sarah Salem: "No, everything's fine for the most part. Just a friend got locked out of their house for a few days, and they need a place to stay."
11:40 PM - gibe contract pls: do you have a guest room :v
11:40 PM - Sarah Salem: *shrug*
11:41 PM - Sarah Salem: dont think so?
11:41 PM - gibe contract pls: "Ohh. Well, I'm sure mom won't mind. but where is she going to sleep?"
11:41 PM - Sarah Salem: i never drew a housemap
11:41 PM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: :V
11:41 PM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: Well, there's the obvious solution
11:41 PM - Sarah Salem: "Uh, we will figure it out when we get there, I suppose."
11:44 PM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: "Sweeeeeet, place to crash secured!"
11:44 PM - gibe contract pls: "Um, alright then. I suppose I'll see you soon."
11:45 PM - Sarah Salem: "Uh huh. Sorry for the short notice, see you!"
11:45 PM - Sarah Salem: I hang up.
11:45 PM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: "You are the fuckin' best! Should I fly us to your place then?"
11:46 PM - Sarah Salem: "If you want to go now, sure."
11:47 PM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: "Well, what else is there to do? Go to school, like nerds?"
11:48 PM - Sarah Salem: I use time powers to discern the time because thats a thing.
11:48 PM - Sarah Salem: ((what time is it appy))
11:48 PM - gibe contract pls: School's just ending now
11:50 PM - Sarah Salem: "It is ending now, so not really."
11:51 PM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: "Then what else is there?"
11:52 PM - Sarah Salem: I shrug. "We can head back to my home, then."
11:52 PM - Sarah Salem: ((actually appy suggested something))
11:52 PM - Sarah Salem: ((look for magic shops))
11:52 PM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: Right
11:52 PM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: I do that
11:52 PM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: :3
11:53 PM - Sarah Salem: We do that, you mean :v
11:53 PM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: Ye
11:54 PM - gibe contract pls: so then
11:55 PM - gibe contract pls: wait you're all poor anyway :v
11:55 PM - gibe contract pls: oh well
11:56 PM - Sarah Salem: good to find em at least
11:56 PM - gibe contract pls: Ramona decides that it'd be a great time to flap down to the bar again for a well-deserved post-show drink
11:56 PM - gibe contract pls: unfortunately, she gets disoriented, and lands in some random street
11:57 PM - gibe contract pls: You wander through the streets, looking at all the old ratty buildings
11:59 PM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: "Huh, havent been down here before"
11:59 PM - gibe contract pls: Roll finesse, Ramona
Monday, April 28, 2014
12:00 AM - gibe contract pls: even numbers find monster shop, odd find items
12:00 AM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: 13
12:00 AM - Sarah Salem: nice
12:00 AM - gibe contract pls: This one store catches your eye, called The Attic
12:01 AM - gibe contract pls: Its displays show a number of random items that interest you
12:01 AM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: "Pssst, lets check this out"
12:03 AM - gibe contract pls: Enter y/n
12:03 AM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: y
12:03 AM - Sarah Salem: y
12:03 AM - Sarah Salem: I shrug. "Looks good to me."
12:04 AM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: We wander into ye old establishment
12:05 AM - gibe contract pls: shh on it
12:06 AM - gibe contract pls: As you enter the rundown storefront, what you see... almost doesn't surprise you. A musty atmosphere fills the place, reminding you of an untouched closet filled with family heirlooms, childhood photos, and mothballed sweaters, which gives the store's name 'The Attic' justice.
12:06 AM - gibe contract pls: In and on the shelves and shelves, bookcases, glass showcases and pedestals, any and all manner of various, random items lay about, from musical instruments, to weapons, an old laptop and even clothing, among countless other such paraphernalia. There's also an odd-looking vending machine against one wall. It is a solid black, lacks brand markings or any glass viewing ports, and has a small keypad on the right.
12:06 AM - gibe contract pls: Upon entering, you see a woman twice your age behind a glass counter full of even more items, with two people, a boy and a girl about your age, in front of her on your side of the counter. The girl is wearing a nice, green plaid scarf. You overhear the following conversation
12:07 AM - gibe contract pls: The woman behind the counter says, "Sorry, no refunds. You're welcome to sell it back, though."
"But the price you offered to buy it for is at least half what I paid for it!" shouts the girl
"Thems the breaks, kid. What's wrong with it, anyway?"
"I told you, it's defective!"
"How so? You needed an extra pair of hands, right? I gave you one. That scarf does whatever you want."
"It keeps slapping me!" cries the boy. To punctuate this point, the scarf whips out and slaps him in the face
"It just doesn't like his face. Sorry, no refunds."
12:08 AM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: I wander over to the vending machine, ignoring everything else
12:08 AM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: "Its, its..."
12:08 AM - gibe contract pls: No markings, no items on display, no amount required to be insert. How much you want to pop in?
12:08 AM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: "Its weird..."
12:08 AM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: Hmm, a dollar
12:09 AM - Sarah Salem: I follow behind Ramona. "What is this thing?"
12:09 AM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: "I think its a magical munchies machine"
12:10 AM - Sarah Salem: "That sounds...curious."
12:10 AM - gibe contract pls: You pop in a dollar, and the machine accepts it
12:10 AM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: "Guess I gotta use the keypad"
12:10 AM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: I immediatly type in 420
12:11 AM - gibe contract pls: Out dispenses....
12:11 AM - gibe contract pls: a little package of sweettarts, shaped like cannabis leaves
12:11 AM - Sarah Salem: ((gg))
12:12 AM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: Ramona cackles like a moron, before eating one
12:12 AM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: What happens?
12:13 AM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: Anything magical, or weird?
12:13 AM - gibe contract pls: It tastes like weed
12:13 AM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: Or am I just stoned out of my mind :V
12:13 AM - gibe contract pls: and feels like eating sweettarts
12:13 AM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: "Hot damn you have to try one of these"
12:13 AM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: "Its weird, but good"
12:13 AM - Sarah Salem: I accept ye weedtarts.
12:13 AM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: "Hmm, lets try something a bit, bigger"
12:13 AM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: I put in 10 dollars
12:14 AM - Sarah Salem: "These are terrible, Ramona."
12:14 AM - gibe contract pls: what dost ye enter?
12:14 AM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: "Any number you like in particular? Three digits I guess"
12:14 AM - Sarah Salem: "Ummm."
12:14 AM - gibe contract pls: there never was a set digit limit
12:15 AM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: The SCP only took 3 digit numbers, so I just went with that :V
12:15 AM - gibe contract pls: it did?
12:15 AM - gibe contract pls: I don't remember that
12:15 AM - gibe contract pls: ok then 3 digits
12:15 AM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: When money is placed into SCP-261 and a three-digit number is entered on the keypad, SCP-261 will vend a random item.
12:15 AM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: To quote
12:15 AM - Sarah Salem: "413? Seems good to me."
12:16 AM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: 10$, type in 413
12:16 AM - gibe contract pls: ah, whoops
12:17 AM - gibe contract pls: Out dispenses a massive tube
12:17 AM - gibe contract pls: It's round and red, and reminds you of the best potato chips ever
12:17 AM - gibe contract pls: You snatch the container up, and see that it is not what you originally thought
12:18 AM - gibe contract pls: Instead, you hold a large tube of Prangles
12:18 AM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: "Thats i- Oh"
12:18 AM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: Pfft
12:18 AM - Sarah Salem: "How did that fit out of the machine...?"
12:18 AM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: "I dont know"
12:18 AM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: "Wait wait wait, I have an idea"
12:18 AM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: I put my last 29$ into the machine
12:18 AM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: "Put more in, lets see what happens"
12:19 AM - Sarah Salem: I pull out a random bill, turns out to be a $50.
12:19 AM - Sarah Salem: "Um, how about this? I barely know how the money here works."
12:19 AM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: "Alright, that'll work'
12:20 AM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: So, 79$ total
12:20 AM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: "Always wondered what satan tastes like"
12:20 AM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: 666 typed in motherfucker
12:20 AM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: Because I am going to regret this
12:20 AM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: A lot
12:20 AM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: :V
12:20 AM - Sarah Salem: "Do we even know what this does?"
12:21 AM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: "Nope!"
12:21 AM - Sarah Salem: "I suppose we may be about to find out."
12:22 AM - gibe contract pls: Out pops a large plastic bag full of individually wrapped jawbreakers. The packaging reads "Satan's Testicles" and has a cartoon depiction of the demon himself, cupping his crotchal region and displaying his goods
12:22 AM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: "Welp"
12:22 AM - Sarah Salem: "Um."
12:22 AM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: "I regret nothing"
12:23 AM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: I put one of the jawbreakers in my mouth
12:23 AM - gibe contract pls: There's at least 500 of the jawbreakers in there, by the way
12:23 AM - Sarah Salem: "Pass me the uh, "Prangles"?"
12:23 AM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: I do that
12:23 AM - Sarah Salem: I try em
12:23 AM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: ((Also, was I paid for the flight show :V))
12:24 AM - gibe contract pls: First, Ramona pops a testicle?
12:24 AM - gibe contract pls: hm
12:24 AM - gibe contract pls: I'm wondering if I should have you go somewhere to get paid
12:24 AM - gibe contract pls: but just so you have cash to fuck with
12:24 AM - gibe contract pls: you can have $600?
12:24 AM - Sarah Salem: dayum, nice
12:25 AM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: I am so tempted to put all 600 in the machine
12:25 AM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: So
12:25 AM - gibe contract pls: and Sarah gets $200 for her assistance
12:25 AM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: So
12:25 AM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: So
12:25 AM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: Tempted
12:25 AM - gibe contract pls: also, hang on
12:25 AM - Sarah Salem: dont do it lol
12:25 AM - Sarah Salem: we have an entire shop here
12:25 AM - gibe contract pls: step 1, did you eat a teste
12:25 AM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: Yes
12:26 AM - gibe contract pls: You pop it in your mouth. Eh, it's not too baHOLY FUCKING SHIT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHO POURED LAVA IN YOUR MOUTH
12:27 AM - gibe contract pls: YOU LITERALLY ARE EXHALING FIRE
12:27 AM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: WAIT LITERALLY
12:27 AM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: "OH GOD THIS WAS A TERRIBLE IDEA"
12:27 AM - gibe contract pls: YES LITERALLY
12:27 AM - gibe contract pls: BUT FUCK IT HURTS
12:27 AM - Sarah Salem: I jump back. "Oh hell!"
12:27 AM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: "I REGRET EVERYTHING"
12:28 AM - gibe contract pls: The woman behind the counter laughs
12:28 AM - Sarah Salem: "Um, uh, are you ok?" Sarah is incredibly alarmed!
12:28 AM - gibe contract pls: YOU'RE STILL SUCKING ON THE JAWBREAKER
12:28 AM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: WELL YEAH
12:28 AM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: IM NOT A PANSY
12:28 AM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: IM GOING TO FINISH IT
12:28 AM - gibe contract pls: OH GOD IT'S GOOD BUT FUCK SOMEONE IS PRESSING A RED HOT IRON PROD AGAINST YOUR TONGUE
12:29 AM - Sarah Salem: "Just spit it out!"
12:29 AM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: "I CANT!"
12:29 AM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: "WAIT, LET ME TAG YOU IN!"
12:29 AM - Sarah Salem: "Wait, what?!"
12:29 AM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: I spit the jawbreaker into sarah's mouth
12:29 AM - gibe contract pls: finesse roll
12:29 AM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: 16
12:30 AM - Sarah Salem: i dont even
12:30 AM - Sarah Salem: wat
12:30 AM - gibe contract pls: you spit the jawbreaker at sarah, a wave of fire following in its wake
12:30 AM - gibe contract pls: and it lands in Sarah's mouth
12:30 AM - Sarah Salem: I attempt to- fuck.
12:30 AM - Sarah Salem: I spit that shit out into my hand asap.
12:30 AM - gibe contract pls: oh hey what is she going on about this is actually pretOH FUCKING HELL FIRE IS SPEWING FROM YOUR MOUTH OH MY GOD IT IS PAIN INCARNATE
12:31 AM - Sarah Salem: "THIS IS DELICIOUSLY PAINFUL"
12:31 AM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: "I KNOW!"
12:32 AM - gibe contract pls: You spit it into your hand
12:32 AM - gibe contract pls: it ceases all anomolous flaming properties
12:32 AM - Sarah Salem: gotta get that shit out before i burn my entire tongue
12:32 AM - gibe contract pls: and is now a runny, spit-covered jawbreaker in your hand
12:32 AM - gibe contract pls: hm, odd. Your mouth doesn't feel permanantly damaged
12:33 AM - Sarah Salem: "I think we should maybe keep these. It doesn't seem like my mouth is burnt too badly."
12:34 AM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: "Man, so many applications for this, and like 99% of them are horribly inappropriate, so glad we got a bag of 500!"
12:34 AM - Sarah Salem: I nod. "Time to try the um, 'Prangles'."
12:35 AM - Sarah Salem: I pop the lid and chomp down on one.
12:35 AM - gibe contract pls: You pop the top and chomp some prangles
12:36 AM - gibe contract pls: Tates like pringles, but slightly stale and bootleggy
12:36 AM - gibe contract pls: you keep eating them
12:36 AM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: "How are they?"
12:36 AM - gibe contract pls: you continue to eat them
12:37 AM - gibe contract pls: you talk with a mouthfull of prangles, and still shove more in
12:37 AM - Sarah Salem: "Slightly below average quality."
12:37 AM - Sarah Salem: "I canf shtop"
12:38 AM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: "Pfft"
12:38 AM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: I shop around magical items
12:38 AM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: Any guns?
12:38 AM - gibe contract pls: You look inside the tube of prangles and see that the amount of prangles within the container has not gone down at all
12:38 AM - Sarah Salem: I cap it quickly before I choke.
12:39 AM - gibe contract pls: the effect stops
12:39 AM - Sarah Salem: After that, I split from Ramona to search around independently for nothing in particular.
12:39 AM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: Guuuuuns
12:39 AM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: Loooooking for guuuuuuuuns
12:40 AM - gibe contract pls: You find one gun
12:40 AM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: Anything visibly different about it?
12:40 AM - gibe contract pls: It's a nice single action army, nothing visibly different about it
12:40 AM - Sarah Salem: ((lemme guess))
12:40 AM - Sarah Salem: ((cavalry barrel :v))
12:40 AM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: Hmm
12:40 AM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: I hold the gun
12:41 AM - gibe contract pls: You hold the gun, and feel nothing strange about it
12:41 AM - gibe contract pls: "I see you've picked up a classic."
12:41 AM - gibe contract pls: says the nice lady behind the counter
12:42 AM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: "Mhm, feels good, what's so special about it?"
12:42 AM - gibe contract pls: "Pull the trigger, see for yourself. Don't worry, it's unloaded."
12:42 AM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: I do just that
12:43 AM - gibe contract pls: The gun says "Bang!" in a generic male announcer voice
12:44 AM - gibe contract pls: "Happens even when it fires live rounds."
12:44 AM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: "How much?"
12:46 AM - gibe contract pls: "Only $900! Tax included!"
12:46 AM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: I put it down
12:47 AM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: "Hmm, got anything, stupid? Just something silly to mess with, already got enough weapons"
12:47 AM - gibe contract pls: well it's an actual gun, what'd you expect :v
12:47 AM - gibe contract pls: "Hm, something stupid, eh? Let's see..."
12:47 AM - gibe contract pls: She digs around in the glass showcase, and pulls out a sealed cardboard box
12:48 AM - gibe contract pls: She opens it and dumps it on the counter, where all manner of random origami critters spew out and start walking around
12:48 AM - gibe contract pls: "Animated origami! Only $30 a piece. Watch out for that bird though, he's a pecker."
12:49 AM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: "Pfft, origami is for nerds, next!"
12:50 AM - Sarah Salem: I come over to the counter to watch the display.
12:50 AM - gibe contract pls: "Ah, interested in something cool, eh? How's this then."
12:51 AM - gibe contract pls: She pulls out a pair of boots. "Airwalkers! These boots can let you fly."
12:52 AM - Sarah Salem: I look interested. "Ooh, how much?"
12:52 AM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: "Aww, not a fan of riding me?"
12:52 AM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: ((FUCK THAT SOUNDS BAD))
12:53 AM - Sarah Salem: "Well, what if I want to fly when you aren't around?"
12:53 AM - Sarah Salem: ((also good job))
12:54 AM - gibe contract pls: (main chat bbs~)
12:54 AM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: "Are you saying we aren't inseperable?"

~~END PRIVATE CHAT, Ramona and Sarah - Mile High Club~~



9:42 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: RG: "Was that a girl with... wings right there?"
9:43 PM - Eve: *Eve turns to RG* "O-oh yeah don't worry about her she's uhm...a really good cosplayer."
9:43 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: "...Sure."
9:44 PM - gibe contract pls: "So this is a large crowd building in our little office... ARE YOU ALL WITH THE CIA?"
9:44 PM - Eve: "Hi by the way, I'm Eve. Are yo ua friend of the paranormal club?" *Eve smiles, being a little more comfortable with the club*
9:44 PM - gibe contract pls: "THAT GIRL WAS AMERICAN, SHE HAS TO BE WITH THE CIA."
9:44 PM - Sarah Salem: ((are yo wa friend))
9:45 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: RG: "Uhm, yeah... I guess? I was going to have them help me with something."
9:45 PM - Eve: (( that''s japaneese for "I'm a boss ass bitch" ))
9:45 PM - Sarah Salem: ((i knew it))
9:46 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: RG: "Hey, that other girl... the winged one... How'd she fly in, if it was just a cosplay?"
9:46 PM - Eve: "Oh that was just a uhm...police excercise."
9:47 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: RG: "Eve, you're terrible at lying."
9:48 PM - Eve: *Eve looks down a littl embarassed* "I-I'm not lying! We do police excercises all the time! Ask my homeroom teacher."
9:48 PM - Sarah Salem: ((GASP THE REVEAL))
9:48 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: RG: "Sure."
9:49 PM - Eve: "So uhm...what's your name?"
9:50 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: RG wipes a hand down her face, to reveal, *gasp* ERI OF ALL PEOPLE!
9:50 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: (oh shit how does that even)
9:50 PM - Sarah Salem: ((SHOCKING))
9:50 PM - Eve: (( WOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH ))
9:50 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: (what a tweeeeest)
9:50 PM - Eve: "H-huh?"
9:51 PM - Eve: "B-but  w-why did you...?"
9:51 PM - gibe contract pls: The nerds seem unsurprised
9:51 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: "I skipped class this morning. Didn't feel like going."
9:52 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: "So I cleaned Tami's house."
9:52 PM - Eve: "That seems...kind of silly of you."
9:52 PM - gibe contract pls: Lispy points at Val. "Hey, you're the thithter of the guy whoth funding uth!"
9:52 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: "Yeah..."
9:54 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: "Well, I still have information, if you want it."
9:55 PM - gibe contract pls: "You mentioned cake, I believe?"
9:55 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: "Yeah. The pastries and stuff; they were infused with some sort of sleeping agent."
9:56 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: "...It only activated upon voice command, not natural."
9:58 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: "All the poisoned cakes came from one source; Wild 13."
9:58 PM - Sarah Salem: ((DOUBLE SHOCKING))
9:59 PM - Sarah Salem: ((and to think, they seemed so sweet when we spoke to the cashier))
9:59 PM - gibe contract pls: "Poison cakes? Well, you say they aren't natural... do you believe them to be magical?"
9:59 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: "Hmm... yes."
10:01 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: "And there's something else too; I forgot about it up until last night, but I was contracted to do a job."
10:01 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: "Long story short, the Atecki corporation is in on Wild 13's plan."
10:01 PM - gibe contract pls: "How can you be sure?
10:01 PM - gibe contract pls: "
10:02 PM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: ((Can still play, dropping out of TS not to wake anyone up))
10:02 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: "I... I have a gut feeling about it."
10:03 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: "A strong gut feeling."
10:03 PM - gibe contract pls: "I see..."
10:03 PM - gibe contract pls: "We have the money, now we jutht need the rethourtheth and materialth, then we'll be able to build our firtht invention!"
10:04 PM - gibe contract pls: "We call it... the Magitector."
10:04 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: "The rocket thing?"
10:04 PM - gibe contract pls: "No thath thomething different. Thill a work in progreth."
10:06 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: "So this Magitector; I'm going to go on a limb and say it detects magic?"
10:06 PM - gibe contract pls: "Yes, but it will require one of those seeds as a power source. Shosuke informed us of their potential."
10:07 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: "Like..." Eri pops a seed out from her cross thing, "One of these?"
10:08 PM - Sarah Salem: ((cant we already detect magic to an extent))
10:09 PM - gibe contract pls: yes, but
10:09 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: "If you want, you could borrow this one."
10:09 PM - gibe contract pls: they have the technology
10:09 PM - gibe contract pls: and besides you need to roll for that this just happens
10:09 PM - Sarah Salem: tell them to build fats+shouts some robolegs
10:09 PM - gibe contract pls: and works on a more exact minute scale
10:09 PM - gibe contract pls: you dont know the deets man
10:09 PM - gibe contract pls: dont knock it
10:10 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: "Just don't touch it for too long."
10:10 PM - gibe contract pls: He accepts the seed and slots it into a little handheld metal box he has that perfectly fits it
10:15 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: "So, uh... does it work?"
10:15 PM - gibe contract pls: He fiddles with some buttons and dials, then points it at you
10:16 PM - gibe contract pls: BWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
10:16 PM - gibe contract pls: goes the machine
10:16 PM - gibe contract pls: he points it at Lispy
10:16 PM - gibe contract pls: and it is silent
10:16 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: Eri uncovers her ears, "I guess that's a yes."
10:18 PM - gibe contract pls: "Quite. This can detect magic at the most minute levels, and can even recognize specific magic patterns and trace them."
10:19 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: "Oh, that's kinda cool."
10:19 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: "Kinda like my cross thing, right?"
10:20 PM - gibe contract pls: "Cross thing?"
10:20 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: Eri shakes her activator.
10:21 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: "Yeah, this thing kinda lets me find the monsters."
10:25 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: "...It's not as loud as your machine thing though."
10:26 PM - Eve: "Can you plug head phones in to it or something?"
10:26 PM - gibe contract pls: "Yes, but, that thing can't detect specific magic waves and trace them to their source."
10:27 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: "...I suppose."
10:28 PM - gibe contract pls: "I can just set this dial here... and now it's set to search for any magic made by you."
10:29 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: Eri looks around, to make sure that no-one else is looking.
10:30 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: She then generates a tiny floating dragon illusion, assuming no offending parties are going to notice.
10:30 PM - gibe contract pls: none are
10:36 PM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: ((Guys, guys, guys))
10:36 PM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: ((This exists http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amplified_cactus ))
10:36 PM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: ((Carry on))
10:36 PM - gibe contract pls: He points the device around the room, away from you and the dragon, and it doesn't sound
10:36 PM - gibe contract pls: then he points it at Eri, and it BWEEEEEs. He points it at the dragon and BWEEEEE
10:36 PM - Sarah Salem: ((thats so fucking cool))
10:36 PM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: ((Just be like))
10:37 PM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: (("Hey man, what insturment do you play?"))
10:37 PM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: (("THE ELECTRIC CACTUS"))
10:37 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: Eri fizzles the dragon, "That really is useful."
10:37 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: "...So, uh, Val, why are you here?"
10:38 PM - Val+herwonderfuldisappearingact: "Oh i pretend to be a student when im bored"
10:39 PM - Val+herwonderfuldisappearingact: "I pay  a girl $50 to give me her uniform before school starts and just walk in"
10:40 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: "...Why not just buy a uniform?"
10:40 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: "They aren't that expensive."
10:40 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: "...And what happens to the girls after they give you their uniforms...?" Eri muses aloud.
10:41 PM - Val+herwonderfuldisappearingact: "They walk around in their nickers"
10:42 PM - gibe contract pls: nosebleeds aplenty
10:42 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: "...What?"
10:43 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: "...WHY HAVE I NEVER SEEN THAT!?..."
10:44 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: (hey look, big mouthed, ye olde rascal)
10:44 PM - Val+herwonderfuldisappearingact: "They must go home or something. Its funny how many are willing to give me the cloths"
10:46 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: "That's... crazy."
10:47 PM - Eve: *Eve saw all of the naked women because of her super lesbian abilities*
10:50 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: "Well, I'm hoping you guys could look into Wild 13, or the Atecki Corp for me, if you guys have time for it."
10:50 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: "I'll let you keep the seed if you help me."
10:51 PM - gibe contract pls: "We'll help you out, then. We've done it before with your friends."
10:51 PM - Sarah Salem: ((they've done it with our friends?))
10:51 PM - Eve: *Eve nods and smiles*
10:51 PM - Sarah Salem: ((wow that is just lewd))
10:52 PM - Val+herwonderfuldisappearingact: "I"LL DO IT" Val says her
10:52 PM - Val+herwonderfuldisappearingact: *to her
10:53 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: "Well... the paranormal club can handle the research."
10:54 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: "But I've got some other stuff I've gotta do."
10:54 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: "You could perhaps help me out, maybe."
10:54 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: "But..." Eri pokes Val's ears, "those are going to have to go."
10:55 PM - Eve: "C-can I come as well?"
10:55 PM - Val+herwonderfuldisappearingact: She pulls out her phone calls Winston
10:55 PM - Val+herwonderfuldisappearingact: *and calls
10:55 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: Eri pats Eve on the head, "Of course you can."
10:56 PM - Eve: *Eve smiles and giggles*
10:56 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: "...OH!"
10:56 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: "I COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY FORGOT!"
10:57 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: Eri pulls out a wallet, and dumps money into Eve's hands.
10:58 PM - Eve: *Eve takes it graciously* "Oh yeaaaah, thanks!"
10:58 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: (+15 monies to eve, -15 to eri)
10:59 PM - gibe contract pls: mhm
10:59 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: "...But now I'm broke again."
11:01 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: Eri takes out her last dollar bill, and folds it into a paper crane.
11:02 PM - gibe contract pls: roll finesse
11:02 PM - Sarah Salem: ((10/10))
11:02 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: (10)
11:02 PM - gibe contract pls: unluckable
11:02 PM - gibe contract pls: gg
11:02 PM - gibe contract pls: you tear your dollar in half
11:02 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: "..."
11:02 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: Eri falls to her knees, utterly defeated.
11:03 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: "...I bring great shame to the Motai name..."
11:04 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: "Oh yeah, Eve, I brought this."
11:04 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: Eri hands Eve her old cell phone.
11:05 PM - Eve: *Eve takes it* "Oh wow, thanks Eri!"
11:05 PM - gibe contract pls: sell it for a few bucks
11:05 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: "I went back to the church last night... got some of our stuff back."
11:07 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: "So, uh... when's lunch ending? I guess I should probably show up for class, since we're already here."
11:09 PM - gibe contract pls: laaame nerrrrd
11:09 PM - Eve: (( Val's a seriel killer ))
11:09 PM - Eve: ((Jake's dead ))
11:09 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: (srry bb, just using logic)
11:09 PM - Eve: (( all is right with the world ))
11:09 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: (and/or reason)
11:10 PM - gibe contract pls: the innocent scientists and doctors that val killed, for the most part, did not enjoy their jobs. Especially not experimenting on young girls
11:10 PM - gibe contract pls: just for the record
11:10 PM - Eve: (( did they have families ))
11:11 PM - Sarah Salem: ((yes))
11:11 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: (I bet they had families, and they are going to live the rest of their lives without a father figure)
11:12 PM - Eve: (( they were one day from retirement too ))
11:13 PM - gibe contract pls: ^
11:14 PM - gibe contract pls: The bell rings
11:14 PM - gibe contract pls: class time!
11:14 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: "So, uh, yeah Eve, plans?"
11:14 PM - Eve: "Uh, head to class?"
11:14 PM - gibe contract pls: go to class or ignore and skip
11:14 PM - gibe contract pls: ?
11:14 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: go to class cuz why not we're lame nerds
11:14 PM - Eve: hell ye
11:16 PM - gibe contract pls: Eri, Eve and Val go to class
11:16 PM - gibe contract pls: and they learn lots of boring things nobody cared about
11:16 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: (yayy)
11:16 PM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: ((Ramona just got up infront of a crowd of rich people and said Hola bitches))
11:16 PM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: ((And it worked))
11:16 PM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: ((How are things going here?))
11:17 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: (we made progress)
11:17 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: (plot related progress :u)
11:20 PM - gibe contract pls: so, no catgirls disturb the class and it ends
11:20 PM - gibe contract pls: you're free to go, if not a after a little reprimanding for being late
11:21 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: Eri attempts to find Ko, to continue her gift distribution, assuming she hasn't left yet.
11:23 PM - Eve: *Eve follows cuz why not*
11:24 PM - gibe contract pls: You find Ko
11:24 PM - gibe contract pls: with the other NPC girls
11:24 PM - gibe contract pls: how usual
11:24 PM - gibe contract pls: things seem to be returning to normal
11:24 PM - gibe contract pls: except your family
11:24 PM - gibe contract pls: they're still dead
11:24 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: "Hey..."
11:25 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: "I didn't miss anything important this morning... right?"
11:25 PM - gibe contract pls: Ally glomps Eve
11:26 PM - Eve: *Eve returns the glomp*
11:26 PM - gibe contract pls: Ally cheekrubs Eve
11:27 PM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: ((I just rolled a nat 20 :3))
11:27 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: (niceeee)
11:28 PM - Eve: *Eve purrs*
11:30 PM - gibe contract pls: S: "Not, no. Same thing as usual."
11:30 PM - gibe contract pls: says Suzu
11:30 PM - gibe contract pls: since Val is fuckin dum
11:30 PM - gibe contract pls: c:
11:31 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: "Oh, I guess that works out."
11:32 PM - gibe contract pls: T: "Yeah, I was concerned when you didn't come in with me this morning, Eri... so who's that?"
11:32 PM - gibe contract pls: Tami points at Val
11:32 PM - Val+herwonderfuldisappearingact: "Hi I'm Val the new student from California"
11:32 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: "Oh, she's... another American?"
11:32 PM - gibe contract pls: "Oh, another american? Do you know Sarah?"
11:33 PM - Val+herwonderfuldisappearingact: "Yes, She is quite the silly willy"
11:33 PM - gibe contract pls: "You must, I mean. You know Eri and Eve, after all."
11:34 PM - Eve: (( racist ))
11:34 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: "Oh yeah, before I get sidetracked anymore, I got something for you Ko."
11:34 PM - gibe contract pls: K: "To me?"
11:34 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: Eri reaches into her pocket, and pulls out Ko's necklace.
11:34 PM - Eve: (( All Americans don't know each other god check your privilages white cis scum ))
11:35 PM - Sarah Salem: ((>white))
11:35 PM - Sarah Salem: ((>jap))
11:35 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: "I... went back to the church last night. I found it among the lost and found."
11:35 PM - Eve: (( that's exactly what a white kid would say ugh ))
11:35 PM - Sarah Salem: ((pfft))
11:35 PM - gibe contract pls: Ko gasps and takes the necklace back gently. Then she hugs you and goes all "thank you thank you"
11:35 PM - gibe contract pls: roll finesse
11:36 PM - Eve: (( I'm kiding bby I wuv u ))
11:36 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: 18 bb ;u
11:36 PM - gibe contract pls: You notice Tami go all "hmph" and cross her arms
11:37 PM - Sarah Salem: ((:v))
11:37 PM - Eve: (( *Eve's lesbian sesors go off* )
11:37 PM - gibe contract pls: new power available: Gaydar
11:38 PM - gibe contract pls: detect gay relationships
11:38 PM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: ((Can already do that with red threads :V))
11:38 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: "...I'm sorry Tami, for getting back in so late. I got you something too, but it'll have to wait until we go home."
11:39 PM - Val+herwonderfuldisappearingact: Val gives them a thumbs up
11:39 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: Eri raises an eyebrow to val's thumbs up, but says nothing.
11:40 PM - gibe contract pls: "Oh, uh, okay then."
11:42 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: "So, uh... what now? I kinda had to ask Sarah something, but she continues to be wierd."
11:43 PM - Sarah Salem: ((hey im not even that weird))
11:43 PM - Sarah Salem: ((what'd i do))
11:43 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: (you rode in on a majestic American)
11:43 PM - Eve: "We can go find her and then check out Wild 13?"
11:43 PM - Eve: (( wouldn't you? ))
11:43 PM - Sarah Salem: ((birds of a feather flock together bb))
11:44 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: (augh)
11:44 PM - Sarah Salem: ((had to, we are both 'american'))
11:45 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: "Well, we could... but I don't feel up to it."
11:45 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: "Not today, anyways."
11:45 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: "And besides, I have no clue where to find her."
11:45 PM - gibe contract pls: T: "You really do need a break now and then, Eri..."
11:47 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: "...yeah. I'm tired of fighting."
11:50 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: Eri sighs, "I'll just wait until the Paranormal club's got something. There's something I want them to look into anyways."
11:52 PM - Eve: *Eve nods*
11:54 PM - gibe contract pls: S: "So you recruited those guys to help out? Do they know about... all that?"
11:54 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: "I guess. They had some REALLY wierd stuff."
11:55 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: "Like, I they had this machine thing that could detect... all that."
11:55 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: "It's crazy."
11:56 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: "...And it's way too complicated."
11:58 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: "And I can only imagine what that rocket thing they were working on would do..."
11:59 PM - gibe contract pls: T: "Rocket... thing?"
11:59 PM - gibe contract pls: S: "Should we be concerned?"
11:59 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: "Uh.... I don't know." Eri states sheepishly.
11:59 PM - Motai Geri Illusion: "They wouldn't let me see it. Said something about me being a CIA spook."
Monday, April 28, 2014
12:01 AM - Motai Geri Illusion: "They might let me look at it now though... but I don't wanna interrupt them."
12:01 AM - Eve: "Well, what should we do then?"
12:02 AM - Motai Geri Illusion: "I don't know... something fun?"
12:02 AM - Motai Geri Illusion: "The past couple days... have not been so fun."
12:03 AM - Sarah Salem: ((last night was fun))
12:03 AM - Sarah Salem: ((or yesterday technically))
12:03 AM - Motai Geri Illusion: (oh yeah but shh we can't discuss underage drinking)
12:03 AM - Sarah Salem: ((when did we even get drunk))
12:03 AM - Motai Geri Illusion: (that's illegal)
12:03 AM - Eve: "We could go shopping?"
12:04 AM - Val+herwonderfuldisappearingact: "SHOPPING, something im good at" Val said with a huge smile
12:04 AM - Val+herwonderfuldisappearingact: (besides killing inno doctors)
12:04 AM - Sarah Salem: ((the prodigial child returns to the conversation))
12:04 AM - Motai Geri Illusion: "It'd be fun... if I had money." Eri states, disheartened.
12:04 AM - Sarah Salem: ((applause))
12:05 AM - Val+herwonderfuldisappearingact: "I have money!"
12:07 AM - Motai Geri Illusion: "I can't spend your cash; I'm not sure how I'd pay you back..."
12:08 AM - Val+herwonderfuldisappearingact: "I can just lend it to you"
12:08 AM - Val+herwonderfuldisappearingact: "After you ripped monies, I would be glad to help"
12:09 AM - Motai Geri Illusion: "Oh, well, I'll try and remember to pay you back." Eri turns to the group of NPC girls + Ally "So, uh, would you guys like to come along?"
12:10 AM - Motai Geri Illusion: "I'm not entirely sure where we're going to go, but..."
12:11 AM - Eve: "We can just walk around untill we see somewhere fun to go!"
12:13 AM - gibe contract pls: A: "Fun things are fun!"
12:14 AM - gibe contract pls: The other three agree to join you
12:14 AM - Motai Geri Illusion: "So, you got any fun places you like to go to Val?"
12:14 AM - Val+herwonderfuldisappearingact: "Anyone want coffee or tea?I know a good place down the road"
12:14 AM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: ((Me and Sarah are playing with a magic vending machine))
12:15 AM - Motai Geri Illusion: (oh ouch)
12:15 AM - Motai Geri Illusion: Eri shoots Val a glare that burns brighter than a thousand suns.
12:16 AM - gibe contract pls: Tami looks very sad
12:16 AM - gibe contract pls: gg
12:17 AM - Val+herwonderfuldisappearingact: "Down the dtreet... onteir TWO"
12:18 AM - Motai Geri Illusion: Eri lowers the glare intensity to 500 suns.
12:19 AM - Val+herwonderfuldisappearingact: Val dials Winston for a ride
12:20 AM - gibe contract pls: Winston pulls up
12:20 AM - Val+herwonderfuldisappearingact: "Can you bring us to a bakery on teir two"
12:23 AM - gibe contract pls: Winston drives you to the shop
12:23 AM - gibe contract pls: and you enter the nice coffee shop
12:23 AM - gibe contract pls: it's very nice
12:23 AM - gibe contract pls: and not burned down
12:23 AM - gibe contract pls: ok bakery
12:23 AM - gibe contract pls: whatever
12:23 AM - gibe contract pls: sh
12:25 AM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: ((This sums up the magic vending machine experience))
12:25 AM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: ((11:25 PM - gibe contract pls: step 1, did you eat a teste
11:25 PM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: Yes
))
12:26 AM - gibe contract pls: do you want to nyx the bakery idea and go down to the magic shop first
12:26 AM - gibe contract pls: or what
12:26 AM - Sarah Salem: you could go to the monster shop
12:26 AM - Eve: (( I vote magical shop ))
12:27 AM - Eve: (( Esp if there's a monster shop that sounds fucking rad ))
12:27 AM - Motai Geri Illusion: "The bread smells nice, but is there anywhere you'd like to go?" (I assume we've just been chillin here the whole time)
12:29 AM - gibe contract pls: sure, chilling
12:30 AM - Val+herwonderfuldisappearingact: "Okay, let me just buy a tea before we go, I think I know the perfect place"
12:30 AM - Val+herwonderfuldisappearingact: Val approch the counter
12:30 AM - Motai Geri Illusion: "...The perfect place?"
12:31 AM - gibe contract pls: "What you want?"
12:32 AM - gibe contract pls: says the strangely familiar man at the counter
12:32 AM - Val+herwonderfuldisappearingact: "I want a tea with honey please"
12:32 AM - Val+herwonderfuldisappearingact: Vals eyes begin to widen
12:33 AM - Motai Geri Illusion: "Is that...?"
12:34 AM - Val+herwonderfuldisappearingact: Val avoids eye contact
12:34 AM - gibe contract pls: He squints at you
12:34 AM - Motai Geri Illusion: "No..."
12:34 AM - gibe contract pls: expecting something very, very stupid to follow up
12:34 AM - Val+herwonderfuldisappearingact: Val hides her face in her hair
12:34 AM - gibe contract pls: and he stops squinting, makes your tea, and brings it to you
12:34 AM - gibe contract pls: "Six fitty."
12:35 AM - Val+herwonderfuldisappearingact: She pays it and gives him a 50 cent tip
12:35 AM - Motai Geri Illusion: Eri's has flashbacks to the icecream that never was.
12:36 AM - gibe contract pls: "NEXT"
12:36 AM - Val+herwonderfuldisappearingact: Val takes her tea and quickly walks out of the store
12:36 AM - Motai Geri Illusion: "Uh...uhm.... Can I get... a mocha cappichino? You guys have those right?"
12:37 AM - Motai Geri Illusion: Eri desperately avoids eye contact with the cashier.
12:37 AM - gibe contract pls: He squints harder at you, leaning in close
12:37 AM - gibe contract pls: And he gets you your drink
12:37 AM - gibe contract pls: "Ten dolla."
12:37 AM - Motai Geri Illusion: "Uh... Val?????"
12:38 AM - Val+herwonderfuldisappearingact: Val walks back in slaps 10 dollars on the counter and GTFOs
12:38 AM - Eve: *Eve decides not to get anything since the cashier seems quite frightening*
12:38 AM - Sarah Salem: ((is sarah the only one that can order properly))
12:38 AM - Motai Geri Illusion: Eri slowly takes her fancy drink, and sips it lightly.
12:39 AM - gibe contract pls: Jesus christ that is some good mocha crappa fappachinu shit
12:39 AM - gibe contract pls: whatever the hell you ordered almost makes you forget your family is dead
12:39 AM - Sarah Salem: :V
12:39 AM - Val+herwonderfuldisappearingact: "That was icecream nazi" she whispered when they got outside
12:40 AM - Motai Geri Illusion: "...I know."
12:40 AM - Eve: "Hu?"
12:40 AM - Val+herwonderfuldisappearingact: "Dear lord i tipped him"
12:40 AM - Eve: (( hh
12:40 AM - Eve: (( HUH** ))
12:40 AM - Motai Geri Illusion: "I still don't understand how he just... walked into the ocean like that."
12:41 AM - Motai Geri Illusion: "Or where that giant crab came from."
12:41 AM - Motai Geri Illusion: "Or how he had those scoop swords."
12:43 AM - Val+herwonderfuldisappearingact: "Since we are magical people, i know just where to find those swords"
12:44 AM - Motai Geri Illusion: "Wait, there's a place where we can just FIND stuff like that?"
12:45 AM - Val+herwonderfuldisappearingact: "People bring it in to sell, it's like a magical pawn shop"
12:46 AM - Motai Geri Illusion: Eri passes Tami the drink, because why not. "Oh, there's a whole pawnshop of stuff?"
12:47 AM - Motai Geri Illusion: "That's even better."
12:48 AM - gibe contract pls: Tami drinks the drink
12:48 AM - gibe contract pls: and it is a good drink
12:49 AM - Val+herwonderfuldisappearingact: "Yah, it's on teir 4 I can get us a ride"
12:49 AM - Motai Geri Illusion: "I suppose so; I don't think your guy ever left." Eri looks at the limo.
12:51 AM - gibe contract pls: So then, ride to item shop?
12:51 AM - Motai Geri Illusion: y
12:51 AM - Motai Geri Illusion: (yea)
12:52 AM - gibe contract pls: Winston rides down and drops you off at the place
12:53 AM - gibe contract pls: You see a rundown storefront. The etched window reads "The Attic"
12:53 AM - Motai Geri Illusion: "Huh, I suppose this place is kind of unimposing."
12:54 AM - gibe contract pls: As you enter the rundown storefront, what you see... almost doesn't surprise you. A musty atmosphere fills the place, reminding you of an untouched closet filled with family heirlooms, childhood photos, and mothballed sweaters, which gives the store's name 'The Attic' justice.
In and on the shelves and shelves, bookcases, glass showcases and pedestals, any and all manner of various, random items lay about, from musical instruments, to weapons, an old laptop and even clothing, among countless other such paraphernalia. There's also an odd-looking vending machine against one wall. It is a solid black, lacks brand markings or any glass viewing ports, and has a small keypad on the right.
Upon entering, you see a woman about twice your age behind a glass counter full of even more items. Inside you find Ramona and Sarah, talking and looking at items
12:54 AM - gibe contract pls: 12:50 AM - gibe contract pls: "Ah, interested in something cool, eh? How's this then."
12:51 AM - gibe contract pls: She pulls out a pair of boots. "Airwalkers! These boots can let you fly."
12:52 AM - Sarah Salem: I look interested. "Ooh, how much?"
12:52 AM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: "Aww, not a fan of riding me?"
12:54 AM - gibe contract pls: 12:54 AM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: "Are you saying we aren't inseperable?"
12:54 AM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: ((Okay, that last line is terrible out of context))
12:54 AM - Sarah Salem: 12:54 AM - Sarah Salem: "Well, what if I want to fly when you aren't around?"
12:54 AM - Sarah Salem: ((also good job))
12:55 AM - gibe contract pls: (main chat bbs~)
12:55 AM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: "Are you saying we aren't inseperable?"
12:55 AM - Sarah Salem: kk
12:55 AM - Sarah Salem: ((you missed something dumpass))
12:55 AM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: ((He fixed it))
12:55 AM - Sarah Salem: ((he missed my line~))
12:55 AM - gibe contract pls: oh well
12:55 AM - Motai Geri Illusion: "Oh, hey Sarah and... ?"
12:55 AM - Motai Geri Illusion: "Fancy meeting you here."
12:56 AM - Eve: "Hi Sarah and Fly-Girl."
12:56 AM - Sarah Salem: I turn to the entrance. "Oh, hello everyone!"
12:56 AM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: "Sup nerds"
12:56 AM - gibe contract pls: "Looks like it's getting crowded in here. Welcome to The Attic!"
12:56 AM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: "Watch this!"
12:57 AM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: I pop one of the jawbreakers in my mouth
12:57 AM - Val+herwonderfuldisappearingact: Val look at the clerk and smile "Hello, it's me again!"
12:57 AM - gibe contract pls: Ramona looks to be in great pain as she eats the satan's testicle jawbreaker
12:57 AM - gibe contract pls: and then she starts literally breathing fire
12:57 AM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: "RAWR BITCHES!"
12:57 AM - Eve: "Woah."
12:58 AM - gibe contract pls: She is actually exhaling real fire around the store, and you can feel the heat, and the owner seems entirely unconcerned
12:58 AM - Sarah Salem: "The downside is that they hurt. A lot."
12:58 AM - gibe contract pls: In fact, she laughs
12:58 AM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: "YEAH BUT IT HURTS SOOOOOO GOOOOOD!"
12:58 AM - Eve: *Eve takes a look at all the available items*
12:58 AM - Sarah Salem: I turn back to the clerk. "So how much for those boots?"
12:58 AM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: I chase after Eve, rawring like a pathetic dragon
12:58 AM - Motai Geri Illusion: "...That's ridiculous."
12:58 AM - gibe contract pls: Feel free to browse this list and run anything of interest by me for purchase possibilities and prices! http://www.scp-wiki.net/log-of-anomalous-items
12:59 AM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: WAIT
12:59 AM - gibe contract pls: ?
12:59 AM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: I CONTRIBUTED LIKE 4 TO THAT LIST, I THINK ONLY ONE IS STILL UP
12:59 AM - Eve disconnected.
12:59 AM - Sarah Salem: ((which ones/one?))
1:00 AM - Eve entered chat.
1:00 AM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: THE GRAVITY DEFYING SLINKY, THE AMPLIFIER THAT MADE ANY INSTURMENT REALLY QUIET, THE SNEEZING POWDER THAT MADE YOUR NOSE GROW TEMPORARILY, AND THE FLARE GUN THAT SHOT DISCO BALLS
1:00 AM - gibe contract pls: "Those boots are a solid $1100. I've actually had a few interested parties."
1:00 AM - Motai Geri Illusion: Eri picks up a 6 sided die from one of the shelves, and tosses it.
1:00 AM - Val+herwonderfuldisappearingact: "AH" Val said fondly "I remember my first one of those" She said looking at the flames
1:00 AM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: But they cycle through things soooo quickly, I might not even be on there anymore :V
1:01 AM - gibe contract pls: Roll 1d6 smas :v
1:01 AM - Motai Geri Illusion: 4
1:01 AM - gibe contract pls: It rolls a 4
1:01 AM - gibe contract pls: congrats
1:01 AM - Sarah Salem: I check my available monies. "Not really in my price range, looks like I'll be piggybacking."
1:02 AM - Motai Geri Illusion: "Huh. That wasn't very special." Eri mutters aloud.
1:02 AM - Sarah Salem: "What else do you have?"
1:02 AM - gibe contract pls: "Magic ain't cheap, and enchantments are even less so."
1:02 AM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: "Wait wait, how much do you have Sarah?"
1:02 AM - Eve: *Eve looks at a certain penny* "What does this do?"
1:02 AM - gibe contract pls: "Well, what're you looking for? I've got all sorts of goodies in here for you magical types."
1:02 AM - Sarah Salem: I count slowly again. "323."
1:03 AM - gibe contract pls: "Ah, the old coin tosser. Give it a flip, girl."
1:03 AM - Eve: *eve flips dat shit*
1:03 AM - gibe contract pls: It lands on heads.
1:03 AM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: "Only 923$ together... Darn, woulda given you the money to get the boots."
1:03 AM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: "Hmm, shop keep, willing to barter?"
1:03 AM - Eve: "I don't get it, what's so special?"
1:03 AM - gibe contract pls: "Flip it again. Give it a few tries, then get back to me."
1:04 AM - Sarah Salem: "No, no, it's fine. I can just save up."
1:04 AM - gibe contract pls: "Hm, barter? Like I said, magic is hardly cheap. What have you got in mind?"
1:04 AM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: I shush Sarah
1:04 AM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: "Willing to work a bit to pay off the last 200$ on those boots!"
1:04 AM - Eve: *Eve flips it a few more times, slowly begining to understand, then turns back to the shopkeep* "How much?"
1:08 AM - gibe contract pls: "Willing to work, eh? Not too sure I need an apprentice..."
1:08 AM - Motai Geri Illusion: Eri finds a white plastic halo, muttering something about things not being magic, before placing it above her head.
1:08 AM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: "Not just in the shop, odd jobs, errands, trust me, I can do anything!"
1:08 AM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: "I just did a flight show, huge success"
1:09 AM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: "Most girls my age cant do that, can they?"
1:09 AM - gibe contract pls: The halo turns red
1:09 AM - Motai Geri Illusion: "Oh, that's interesting. Wonder what it means..."
1:10 AM - Motai Geri Illusion: Eri places the halo above Ko's head, cuz why not.
1:10 AM - Sarah Salem: ((so who's head would it melt on))
1:10 AM - gibe contract pls: "You've got a point. Tell ya what, if you can bring in a few more people to the store, I'll cut $200 off the cost."
1:10 AM - gibe contract pls: The halo glows white on Ko's head
1:10 AM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: "Deal!"
1:10 AM - gibe contract pls: god she is so pure and moe
1:10 AM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: "Sarah, I have an idea, it involves nudity, and body paint"
1:10 AM - Motai Geri Illusion: "...Huh."
1:11 AM - gibe contract pls: "Sorry bout that, kid. So you wanted the price on the coin, right? $80. Just imagine how much you could win in bets with that thing."
1:11 AM - Sarah Salem: "Wait, what?" I blush.
1:11 AM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: "I'm getting you those boots!"
1:11 AM - gibe contract pls: this ship is practically canon at this point
1:11 AM - Eve: "I don't suppose I could haggle you down to $60?"
1:12 AM - Sarah Salem: "Let's try something less...lewd."
1:12 AM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: "Aw boring"
1:12 AM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: "Hmm"
1:12 AM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: "Lets steal a billboard!"
1:12 AM - Val+herwonderfuldisappearingact: Val puts 3 dollars into the vending mechine
1:13 AM - Eve: "How about a bet? If that coins lands on tails, you give it to me for free?"
1:13 AM - Sarah Salem: "We could just see if anyone at the bar has not heard of the store."
1:13 AM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: "Fiiiine, even though that's hella boring"
1:13 AM - Eve: 14 on the social
1:13 AM - gibe contract pls: "If it lands on tails? You just tried it for yourself. It never hits heads."
1:13 AM - gibe contract pls: I mean tails
1:13 AM - gibe contract pls: shush
1:13 AM - Sarah Salem: ((you fucked up appy))
1:13 AM - Sarah Salem: ((ya blew it))
1:13 AM - Eve: "Then you got nothing to lose."
1:13 AM - gibe contract pls: idgaf
1:13 AM - gibe contract pls: She eyes you suspiciously, but nods
1:13 AM - gibe contract pls: "Alright then kid, give 'er a toss."
1:14 AM - gibe contract pls: magic roll
1:14 AM - Sarah Salem: "Let's try to stay legal for the most party."
1:14 AM - Sarah Salem: part*
1:14 AM - Eve: 23
1:15 AM - Sarah Salem: ((why))
1:15 AM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: "SARAH, GET ON MY BACK, FOR WE MUST FLY TO THE BAR!"
1:15 AM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: ((Jesus fuck))
1:15 AM - Sarah Salem: "Right away?"
1:15 AM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: "YES"
1:15 AM - gibe contract pls: Out of the vending machine pops a tin of Altoids mints, in a flavor you've never heard the company produced before
1:15 AM - gibe contract pls: "Magically Delicious"
1:16 AM - Sarah Salem: I hop on.
1:16 AM - Sarah Salem: "Seeya guys later!"
1:16 AM - Motai Geri Illusion: "Uh, bye?"
1:16 AM - Val+herwonderfuldisappearingact: Val pops a mint into her mouth
1:16 AM - gibe contract pls: It tastes...
1:16 AM - gibe contract pls: like
1:16 AM - gibe contract pls: holy
1:16 AM - gibe contract pls: shit
1:16 AM - gibe contract pls: it's fucking lucky charms marshmallows
1:17 AM - gibe contract pls: it's like sucking on a marshmallow from lucky charms
1:17 AM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: I take off, flying through the ceiling



~~PRIVATE CHAT, Ramona and Sarah - Back to the Bar~~

12:54 AM - Sarah Salem: kk
1:18 AM - Sarah Salem: "We are so going to be paying for that."
1:19 AM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: "Shhhh"
1:19 AM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: "It'll be worth it when you get boots"
1:19 AM - gibe contract pls: You crash through the ceiling in a clatter of wood splinters and jet towards the bar
1:20 AM - gibe contract pls: So, you go in the bar?
1:20 AM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: Yes
1:20 AM - gibe contract pls: You enter the bar
1:20 AM - gibe contract pls: what now
1:22 AM - Sarah Salem: welp, i guess ramona passed out
1:22 AM - gibe contract pls: yeah yeah game's over
1:23 AM - Enter the DANGER ZONE disconnected.
1:23 AM - Sarah Salem: that was tons of fun
1:23 AM - gibe contract pls: c:
1:24 AM - Sarah Salem: ramona's p cool
1:24 AM - Sarah Salem: ryan makes good characters when they're not evil
1:25 AM - Sarah Salem left chat.

~~END PRIVATE CHAT, Ramona and Sarah - Back to the Bar~~



1:17 AM - gibe contract pls: but lasts far longer than a marshmallow
1:17 AM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: TO THE BAR WE GO
1:17 AM - gibe contract pls: again with the ceiling
1:17 AM - Val+herwonderfuldisappearingact: Val looks both ways and says to her self "Noone should ever know of this greatness" and then hides it in her back pack
1:17 AM - Motai Geri Illusion: "...."
1:18 AM - Motai Geri Illusion: Eri attempts to sneak a mint.
1:18 AM - gibe contract pls: Ramona crashes through the ceiling in a rush of wood splinters
1:19 AM - gibe contract pls: you cover your head from the splinters, but before they reach the floor, they reverse and replace themselves back in place as a normal, intact ceiling
1:19 AM - gibe contract pls: the NPC girls are all very confused
1:20 AM - gibe contract pls: Eri manages to sneak a mint from the tin
1:20 AM - Motai Geri Illusion: Eri quickly pops the mint in her mouth, like the sneaky thief she is.
1:21 AM - gibe contract pls: So did I miss anyone else looking around wanting things priced?
1:21 AM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: ((It is 12:30, and I need sleep))
1:21 AM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: ((Mind if I drop here?
1:22 AM - Sarah Salem: ((im fine with whatever, as always))
1:22 AM - gibe contract pls: The coin stayed in the air for what seemed an eternity, surprising even the shopkeep
1:22 AM - gibe contract pls: and it lands on the counter, tails up
1:22 AM - Eve: *Eve smiles* "Looks like I win."
1:22 AM - Sarah Salem: eri cheats in simple games
1:22 AM - Sarah Salem: i mean eve
1:22 AM - Enter the DANGER ZONE: ((Okay, passing out then, night bitches :D))
1:22 AM - Eve: (( that's my only use ))
1:22 AM - gibe contract pls: "Well, shit. You got me there. For whatever it was you did, you deserve it. Take the coin, kid. Don't spend it all in one place!"
1:22 AM - Eve: *Eve nods and pockets the coin*
1:23 AM - Enter the DANGER ZONE disconnected.
1:23 AM - Motai Geri Illusion: "Remind me never to make a coinflip against you."
1:23 AM - Eve left chat.
1:23 AM - Sarah Salem: alright, endgame then
1:24 AM - Val+herwonderfuldisappearingact: gg
1:24 AM - Val+herwonderfuldisappearingact left chat.