Deadmeat Chronicles: Present for Deadmeat

>You are a maroon unicorn fluffy with a light green mane.
>And you are discovering magic.
>This strange device with moving pictures has been mesmerizing you.
>There have been fantastic creatures discussing something called numbers.
>You are learning there is a way to know how much of something you have.
>You are learning that the magic openings are called doors and they have strange devices to open them.
>But that is not the mystery you are exploring now.
>You are trying to figure out why you smell Princess Princess when she isn’t here.
>You have leaned up on the chair the stinky water monster sits on and are sniffing the strange device she was rubbing against Princess Princess.
>You see the light brown fluff trapped in the prongs.
>You smell her, see her fluff, but she is not here.
>You shove the chair making the brush fall.
>You walk over and sniff it, her scent I stronger now.
>”When fwen pway wif Andwew!”
>You turn and see Andrew sitting at the wooden barrier.
>He is smiling and wagging his tail.
>You start to trot over to him.
>Your leg starts to ach through the cast and you can’t move it well so you hobble over to the fence.
>”Dum dum stinky wa wa munsta keep Deadmeat hewe. Deadmeat go out soon.”
>You look up at the latch and study it.
>You just saw on the magic picture box that these things move and figure you can move it with your horn.
>You hop up and pain shoots through your injured leg.
>”AHHHHH! Deadmeat hewt!”, you let out as you fall on your side.
>Andrew jumps up and paces nervously, “Fwen hewt? How fwen hewt? Andwew gif huggies!”
>He runs into the wooden barrier and bounces back covering his nose, “Ahhhhh! Andwew get boo boo!”
>You both set there crying for a few minutes.
>”What’s wrong my little baby?”
>You struggle up hearing the stinky water monster.
>You hobble to the pet bed and try to get under the blanket to hide.
>”Andwew nee huggies mommeh! Haf boo boo!”
>He truddles off.
>”Oh my poor baby! How did you hurt your nose?”
>”Andwew nee gif fwen huggies mommeh! Fwen hewt, nee huggies!”
>Why is she talking to him when he is talking to his mommy?
>You nose up the blanket and crawl under it.
>You keep an opening to the TV.
>”Pwease wet Andwew see fwen! Andwew wan pway wif bestest fwen!”
>”Ok, but just for a little bit. Sir William Reginald is hurt and needs his rest.”
>You lay still hoping the monster forgot about you.
>You hear paddering coming your way.
>You feel something land on you and hug you tight.
>”EeEEEeeeEEEEEEE!!!”
>The pain in your leg is intense.
>”Nuuuu! Andwew sowwy! Nuu mean hewt fwen!”
>You feel the steps on your body as Andrew runs off you.
>You kick a few times and roll out from the pet bed.
>”Owie owie owie! Weggie hewt!”
>The stinky water monster is walking toward you, “Mommy knows how to make her baby feel better.”
>You shake your hoof at the monster, “Yoo nuu Deadmeat-“
*Squirt*
>Your mouth was open.
>You cough and gag falling backward.
>”Ahhhhhhhh!”
>Your leg jerks and spasms as you roll sending cones of liquid pain into your body.
>You can’t help but to shed tears as the no pretty smell fills your nose and mouth as the pain in your leg intensifies.
>”Oh my poor baby… mommy hates to see you like this.”
>You struggle to your feet and wipe your eyes, “Huu huu huuuu… Deadmeat nuu wike hewties…”
>”Its ok baby…”
>You turn to the monster as she says, “here you go.”
>She shoves a monster in your face!
>The brown abomination is just inches away, its dead eyes stare into you.
>”Munsta!” Is all you can yell as you instinctively try to stab it with your horn.
>The cork keeps you from being able to hurt it.
>It absorbs your attack never making a sound, you didn’t even faze it!
>You jump back and start to run, “Saf Deadmeat! Munsta get Deadmeat!”
>You waddle and limp behind the monster’s desk and try to hide biting back the pain in your leg.
>You puff your cheeks and slowly peek around the desk the stupid piece of wood keeps you from making sparklies.
>The stinky water monster is looking at you puzzled while Andrew and Princess Princess look on in awe at the monster.
>”Mommeh get Siw Wiwwam Kotwipoo gudest toy…”
>Andrew walks forward,” Andwew wan pway…”
>The stinky water monster gently pushes Andrew back and comes at you with the monster in front of her.
>”Its ok baby, it is just a teddy bear.”
>You get in a defensive stance, “Dat ting gif Deadmeat biggest owchies!”
>”No it won’t. It is a toy. Come play with it.”
>She sets it just a few feet in front of you.
>The beast stares at you unmoving.
>The stinky water monster keeps speaking, “Don’t worry, it won’t hurt you.”
>You sniff at it.
>It is a new smell, something you haven’t smelt before.
>You slowly close in on it.
>You see the stinky water monster holding your friends back.
>Good, you don’t know what this thing would do to them.
>You get close enough to swat at it.
>It falls back, now is your chance!
>You jump forward and stomp its chest with one of your front hooves, “Yoo nuu get Deadmeat!”
>You step on its body and notice how soft it is.
>It just lays there at your assault.
>”Sir William Reginald… it is a toy. You are supposed to play with it.”
>Play with it!?
>This horrible, soft, scary, vicious, soft, mean monster!?
>You grab the soft thing and try and throw it but only manage to stumble and fall on it.
>You whimper a bit from your leg hurting.
>Its arm wrap around you grabbing you back.
>You roll on your back still holding the brown soft terror.
>You grunt as you grab it harder forcing its head next to yours.
>Its soft body conforms to your grapple.
>You huff holding onto the beast, “Deadmeat gif owies! Gif big owiee.. hee heehee!”
>Strange, it feels good to hold onto this monster.
>You hold tighter and realize…
>”Munsta gif Deadmeat huggies?”
>You start to realize the vicious beast is not trying to hurt you.
>You squeeze it again and it leans into you once more, “Hee hee hee! Feew gud to Deadmeat!”
>”That’s a toy baby, that’s your toy.” The stinky water monster is smiling at you.
>Princess Princess looks on, “Mommy get bad fwuffy Siw Wiwwam Kwenitew toy… neber get Pwincess Pwincess toy…”
>”Yay! Fwen haf vewy own toy! Andwew happy!”
>The stinky water monster hugs Princess Princess, “You have mommy’s love and sleep with mommy, you have more than any other fluffy!”
>”Moomeh make Pwincess Pwincess happy!” she hugs the monster.
>The stinky water monster lets Andrew and Princess Princess go and they trot over to you.
>They start hugging your pet monster and the three of you start laughing.
>The Stinky water monster brings out a baby playpen and sets it up.
>The stinky water monster comes over and picks up your friends.
>She takes them and puts them in the pens.
>They start to pad at the mesh walls, “Why mommeh put Pwincess Pwincess in saf howdy pwace!”
>You limp up to the netting and pad at it, “Nuuu! Pwease nuu make fwens hewt fwuffies!”
>The stinky water monster laughs, “Now why would you think mommy would do that Sir William Reginald?”
>”Mommy will be right back babies!” The stinky water monster steps over the fence and walks away.
>Princess Princess jumps at the side, “Nuu! Take Pwincess Pwincess mommeh!”
>”Why Andwew nuu get ou’?” Andrew keeps walking into and batting at the mesh walling.
>You frantically walk around the play pen hobbling keeping weight off your hurt leg.
>You see no gates or openings.
>You start to think hard, your head twinges.
>Maybe your horn can do something to open the wall.
>You start to look for a way to take the cork off when you notice your friends have got quiet.
>Your friends have frozen and are staring behind you.
>Their tails start wagging and smiles start to spread across their face.
>Both Princess Princess and Andrew shout in unison, “Sketties!”
>”Mommy’s back! And for my brave little fluffy who has save my little alicorn not once but twice, a special gift!”
>”Deameat wan fwen out! Nuu put fwen in…”
>You turn and face the monster and see she is carrying a platter of strange stuff.
>She gingerly steps over the fence and places it on the floor.
>Princess Princess and Andrew are now throwing themselves into the mesh, “Sketties! SKETTIES!!!”
>”This is a special dish for Sir William Reginald honeys, he gets it first.” She smiles down at you.
>You stare at the pile of pasta in front of you.
>You are transfixed unable to turn away from it.
>Your brain starts to grab at anything to describe what you are looking at.
>You like what you see but have no clue why.
>You point at it, “Dat… dat wowmies in boo boo juice!”
>She is trying to make you eat bugs!
>And for some reason your mouth is watering looking at them.
>She keeps staring at you, “Don’t you want it baby?
>”Andwew gud fwuffy! Wan sketties!”, “Pwincess Pwinces get sketties mommeh? Nee’ sketties!”
>Why are your friends trying to get to these worms so bad?
*smack*
>You step a little closer, it doesn’t smell like boo boo juice…
>The smell is… the smell is wonderful!
>You step closer, “Yoo make Deadmeat… twy make Deadmeat eat wowmmmblehrg.”
>Slobber is filling your mouth.
>”What’s the matter baby? Haven’t you seen spaghetti before?”
>You step closer, the odor of marinara drawing you closer.
>Your eyes are locked on the platter.
>The pile is about as big as you are.
>The swirl of noodles are mixed with the sauce with even more sauce on top with garnishes of oregano sprinkled across it.
>There are meatballs mixed in as well enticing you closer.
>You walk over next to the platter.
*smack*smack*
>This is what these monsters have been trying to use to make you hurt other fluffies, used to lie to you, used to manipulate you.
>You look up at the monster, “Wha munsta wan Deadmeat do!? Deadmeat nuu… nuu…”
*smack*smack*
>Your words stop as your mouth starts to dry nibble at the pile of spaghetti.
>”You don’t have to do nothing baby… this is for you… eat all you want.” Her voice is soft and non-threatening.
>The sounds of your friends fighting to get out of the play pen are drowned out as you lean closer to the spaghetti.
>Your tummy makes rumbly noises.
>You lean over and sniff the food.
>The aroma is intoxicating and you salivate more.
>You can’t help but to take a bite.
>There is an explosion of taste in your mouth as the sauce fills your taste buds.
>The soft noodles squish as you chew them.
>You swallow hungrily as you take another larger bite.
>You feel as though you are in nirvana as you chew the noodles tasting the goodness from this new dish.
>You are smacking your lips as you chew on the pasta delight.
>You swallow again and start to eat in earnest.
>Not even taking your head away as you chow into the huge pile of spaghetti.
>”It looks like you are enjoying yourself Sir William Reginald. Would you like your friends to join you?”
>Share!? You just found this!
>You can’t say anything from your ravenous chomps of this ambrosia that keep filling your mouth.
*nom*nom*nom*nom*
>”Ok you two, join your friend.”
>”Yay! Sketties!” The alicorn and unicorn shout as they run up beside you and start tearing into the pile of pasta.
>A meatball rolls to your hooves.
>You set back and pad it up and take a bite of it.
>It tastes something like the hamburgers you have eaten in the past… only better!
>You look at your friends eating beside you.
>Suddenly a tear forms in your eye.
>It makes no sense to you.  ”Why Deadmeat have saddies?”
>The tears start to flow.
>The stinky water monster looks at you, “Oh no, what’s the matter baby?”
>”Deadmeat nu know… Deadmeat am… Deadeat am happy… wahhhhhhh!”
>The stinky water monster picks you up and cradles you.
>”Its ok baby. You’re safe now. Mommy promises nothing bad will ever happen to you again.”
>You let out sobs between your nibbles on the meatball.
>For the first time since you can remember you feel safe.
>And this monster has said nothing bad will happen to you again.
>You let your tears of joy fall.
>She promised you are safe.