Script 1

[Establish setting: homeroom]

[Rudy is at his desk studying or getting hit on unwantedly or whatever]

[Someone approached rudy just out of frame]

   ??:Oi (*Or "hey", but I like random 'straya)

[Rudy looks up]

[It's a big musclely student]

   STUDENT: "I got a problem, heard you know a guy"

[Rudy smiles]

   RUDY: Yeah, I do.

[Student folds arms over chest, maybe tapping impatiently?]

   STUDENT: It's an emergency-when's the soonest I can meet 'em?

[Bell rings. First period is starting]

[Rudy gathers up his possessions]

   RUDY:I'll let him know as soon as I can.

[*Rudy turns just before the exit]******

[Student going into 1st period, through the hallway]

[Conner bursts out of a locker inches away from him]

   *STUDENT: WAHG!

[Student, having warrior instincts kick in, throws a punch at the surprise]

[The punch misses by inches Conner as he is still in the process of erecting himself from the landing]

[Punch instead hits locker behind him]

[Connor continues, unfazed, and brushes off shit on him from the locker]

   STUDENT: W-what the hell! I could've killed you!

[*Maybe locker also had sexy pictures taped up that stuck to him]

[*Maybe even looks at one while student yells, saying "Whoa. Lewd."]

   CONNER: Right, so what can I do for you?

[Student is incredulous but tries to play along and regain composure]

   STUDENT:...I...got a test in an hour?

   CONNER: Uh-huh.

   STUDENT: And I don't have any #2 pencils.

   CONNER: And what can you do for me?

   STUDENT: I got this old dragon-slaying sword. That good enough?

[Conner searches around backpack as some ridiculous shit falls out or is taken out]

   CONNER: Perfect. Hang on a sec.
or *CONNER: Mmmm-just barely. I carry only the finest of pencil brands afterall, But I'm feeling generous today.

[Conner searches around backpack in search and trades]

*maybes-depends on the others and artist