Formatted eve sound/text conversion. awr120

IT Spy: COMMANDER AND CHIEF.

TEST guy: Who?

Multiple TESTies: Montolio?

IT Spy: YES. In game. Your commander and chief.

Multiple TESTies: And who are you?

IT Spy: One second. Erm. Basically erm I have intelligaaahnce. For you. On it alliance. I have -

TEST guy: Okay. Well if you're already talking to MOntolio he's the one to talk to. So...

IT Spy: No no! ?They don't stand?. I need him to move me down, move me up. Don't can you -

TEST guy: Move up where?

IT Spy: Can you ask him if I can speak with him?

TEST guy: Well, I don't think he's in TeamSpeak -

IT Spy: Yeah I just -

Other TEST guy: You need to PM him...

TEST guy: Or just PM him on or.. hang on.. where.. what channel do you say he's in?

IT Spy: I don't know I can't switch!

TEST guy: 'cos he's.. as far as I can see he's not on TeamSpeak.

Other TEST guy: He is on -

Other other TEST guy: - Montolio's currently not here.

Other other other TEST guy: - He is on ?Trevis?

IT Spy: Right basicleh. Is i've i've i've. I'm speaking to him in game. Basicleh. I've got every every single bit of dirt you need to bring it down to put it blunt. To disband it I mean.

TEST guy: So PM Montolio or another director -

IT Spy: I have. I HAVE!!! I've got a private chat up with him up in-game.

TEST guy: Then ask him to get in to a - err - TeamSpeak then he will drag you out.

IT Spy: Roger that! ... I've got, I've got it alliance command forum access. To their command center.

	* Awkward pause. *

IT Spy: Guys can you hear me?

Multiple TESTies: Yeah.

IT Spy: Right two seconds, I think, two seconds I've got something ??? for ya. Two secs *blargh blurgh microphone derp inaudible hurp burp* find out when the next it *bjasdhjha* is for ya! Two seconds. For the record I am not an it

alliance member!

Two TESTies at the same time: *blur blur* pet? / We say IT -

IT Spy: What did you say? Right erm right one second. Right di*hcijhkk* How are we all?

TEST guy: What? What did you say?

IT Spy: How are we?

TEST guy: We're GOOD!

IT Spy: Right erm, are you going to Fan Fest?

TEST guy: *Laughter abruptly held back* ..what?

IT Spy: Sorry, "are you going to Fan Fest?"

TEST guy: Probably not, that's in Iceland.

Other TEST guy: Some of us... were... - we're... currently fearing for our lives... and we can't attend for that reason.

IT Spy: Why? Because of it alliance? Mate, fuck it alliance - it alliance are be getting disbanded shortly... aven't you heard the news?

TEST guy: *Extremely quiet held-back laughter*

IT Spy: Sorry, for the record: on on Eve forums it alliance got robbed today of 30 bil, if you go on the it- if you go on the eve online forums you'll see that where they got robbed of 30 bil ok they are a disgrace!

TEST guy: 30... 30 mill?

IT Spy: No, 30 bil, this is no joke!

TEST guy: Oh.

IT Spy: Do you want me to get you the link *blurgh derp something* at it?

TEST guy: Oh don't worry I don't think it's a joke at all.

Other TEST guy: That's the lottery thing, right?

IT Spy: No but negative, YEAH! Yeah yeah yeah, the one where the corporation robbed, the one where ?Demamba? robbed it all, quit his roles, and now, and now he's le - waiting for 24 hours before he can leave his corporation!

TEST guy: Oh that guy, yeah I actually sent him an evemail to invite him to corp.

IT Spy: Yeah right you wouldn't do that would ya?

TEST guy: Err I already did I have proof, you want a copy of the mail?

Other TEST guy: And who are you how do you have access to IT alliance?

IT Spy: Who me?

TEST guy: Yeah...

	*Two second silence*

IT Spy: Errrrrm, no comment. Well basically the reason why I've said no comment is because I'm currently speaking with your erm *blurgh* ?dutch? your alliance executive.

TEST guy: Well tell that guy he's got an open invitation to join my corp.

IT Spy: Sorry! Right, whoah whoah whoah sorry one second!

Other TEST guy: *Stifled laughter*

TEST guy: And I've already sent him a mail for it he should actually be checking his mail because I already sent him one.

IT Spy: Right scuse me, for the record I am not an it alliance member. Never have been never was.

Multiple TESTies: *Stifled laughter*

TEST guy: No...

IT Spy: Right... Right guys just to let you - erm it alliance - sorry it alliance - have got a fleet operation tomorrow morning after downtime. I put that inside at the bottom of chat for ya. That's tomorrow after downtime. Do you

wannadoyou wanna know anything else? *Pause* Do you know their... do you know their jumpbridge passwords?

TEST guy: *sarcastically* No, you might want to give us those.

IT Spy: I wi-ah-uh-oh-eh-uh-ll... Hello M-A-L-A-T-M-A-L-A-L-O-K are you there mate?

TEST guy: ...what?

IT Spy: MICHAEL ARE YA THERE? Sorry, what's that guys name please? Is it Michael?

TEST guy: ...Montolio?

Other TEST guy: No, ?Mikkel?

Another TEST guy: Ok I've been authorised to talk to you on behalf of Test Alliance Please
Ignore. Err, if you'd like to make any requests through me I'm sure I can negotiate.

IT Spy: bee are bee. I'm actually - bee are bee I'm speaking to your deputy *blurgh muffle muffle*

Another TEST guy: *Suprised* Oh really?

IT Spy: Yes!

Another TEST guy: Aah.

IT Spy: You think I'm joking don't ya? I'm speaking to your executive in a private chat in game.

Another TEST guy: SHURK GUYS GET OUT, C'MON LETS GET OUT. Move.

IT Spy: Sorry?

IT Spy: *burp/sneeze combined*

TEST guy: Bless you.

IT Spy: Thank you *something inaudible*

TEST guy: *Inaudible*

IT Spy: Ok so it alliance have an operation tomorrow after downtime. M-A-T-K-O- is.. one second... Captain can you hear me? Captain! Captain V can you hear me?

Captain V: Yes I can hear you, what do you need?

IT Spy: Yeah, Captain V what is his name please?

Captain V: Who's name?

IT Spy: The person in the channel at the sdtop. That's erhHHHHMMMM with duh with duh three things
next to his name.

Captain V: Who specifically? Can you -

IT Spy: The person at the- the person in this channel at the top!

Captain V: I'm looking for who you're talking about, I'm not sure could you be more specific?

IT Spy: I'm on about M-A-T-a-l-o-k.

Captain V: Mat-a-lock?

IT Spy: Mantilocky, is it Mantilock?

Captain V: Possibly..

IT Spy: Mantilock are you there? Mantilock. Mantilock. Mantilock can you hear me? Right so anyway, how are we today boys?

TEST guy: Yeah we're good.

IT Spy: Right who said that? Do we have any directors or chief executives in the room... guys?

Another TEST guy: *Russian accent* Yep. This is the main director speaking, what can I help you with?

High ranked TEST guy: Yep, as before I did state I am one of SHURK's directors, so you can actually negotiate through me.

IT Spy: Sorry for the record I'm actually *inaudible load of crap* I'm actually negotiating through someone higher than you! Which is the chief... which is the -

High ranked TEST guy: Oh really?

IT Spy: Yes really. Your commander and chief lieutenant in command.

High ranked TEST guy: My commander? Wow, that's a first.

Other TEST guy: I didn't know Kalnov was on!

High ranked TEST guy: *Sounds like Stewie from Family Guy* Yes, neither did I!

IT Spy: I am referring to I am, sorry, I am referring to erm *blurrghgg* executive. What's his name?

TEST guy: Who, I'm sorry?

IT Spy: Oh erm, I'm speaking to the chief er- I'm speaking to your alliance CEO M-O-N-T-O-L-I-O, is that the is that the is that the chi -

High ranked TEST guy: Wow, you can read! Erm, have you tried pronouncing his name instead of erm... spelling it out?

IT Spy: Sorry bit of advice mate I suffer with dyslexiA.

High ranked TEST guy: You mean Lord Monty by any chance?

IT Spy: No.

High ranked TEST guy: Oh ok, ok. I'm just trying to err m- *laugh* - I'm just trying to know if you're speaking to the right person if not I can try and hand you off to the right person.

IT Spy: Basically I'm speaking to M-O-N-T-O-L-I-A your alliance commander and chief, chief executive slash lieutenant in command.

TEST guy: Mon - Montolio?

IT Spy: Roger that!

TEST guy: Montolio.

Other TEST guy: Didn't that guy get kicked?

Other other TEST guy: He's still here.

High ranked TEST guy: So how do we know that your intelligence is accurate if you're coming into our public channel offering to sell it?

IT Spy: Right for the record, scuse me, I'm actually speaking to your chief executive as we speak
in a further convo.

High ranked TEST guy: Right, but anybody can say anything.

IT Spy: True. Very very true. *microphone spazzes out*

TEST guy: ?Yurithra? is er, actually diplo' so you might want to talk to him instead.

IT Spy: Sorry what did you say? Sorry bit of advice mate he's actually *blurhgggg* not in game, not on TeamSpeak so *derp*.

TEST guy: So did we.

IT Spy: I have voice comms access, CEO command forum access... jump bridge maps, you name it I've got it!

Multiple TESTies: Whoah jump bridge maps../And how did you get hold of this?/..two months ago!

IT Spy: Sorry what did you say?

TEST guy: So which corp did you come from?

IT Spy: I am not even in test alliance. Sorry, right I am not in it alliance I am in another alli-

TEST guy: So you're part of the ?Renta coali?

IT Spy: No, I am part of I am we are we are hoping to become of *blurgh* soon, *burgh some alliance name*.

Old sounding TEST guy: So where did you get your information from?

IT Spy: A bit of advice mate, I've been doing this game now forrr, I've been playing this game now for about four years, nice try.

Old sounding TEST guy: *Amazing mafia voice* Yeah well how do we know you're not fulla shit? //editors note: The clip is worth listning to just for this line. http://wiki.pleaseignore.com/images/9/99/It_spy.mp3

IT Spy: Erm becaaaaause, one I'm speaking to a CEO, two I've sent in documents, *hurp*-

TEST guy: You could be wasting his time.

High ranked TEST guy: Ok I'm gonna move you to a private channel so you can continue. I've been authorised by Montolio to deal with this, he's currently busy.

IT Spy: *Groan*

High ranked TEST guy: Er, I'm gonna pull him up to the SHURK channel. Er ?Athelions? you are now talking in the SH- oh. Hi ?Athelions? you are now talking in the SHURK channel I'd like you to please make your offer again.

IT Spy: Nice try. *Excited* I'll speak to- I'll speak to the chief executive in-game.

High ranked TEST guy: No. You're not currently moving. Awwwwh no you moved, aaaaaawwwww what a prick!

Multiple TESTies: *Laughter*

TEST guy: So can someone explain the back story behind this?

High ranked TEST guy: Some dude came in and tried to sell us the jumpbridge map, and forum access, which we already have and I was gonna troll him - nevermind.

Other TEST guy: Yeah, no kidding!

TEST guy: Awwwh, did he leave?

High ranked TEST guy: *Takes the piss*-

Other TEST guy: He disconnected.

TEST guy: Love that he's trying to sell us stuff we already have, it's glorious!

High ranked TEST guy: -*Ends taking the piss*- part of the Northern co-ah-lay-shee-on...

TEST guy: Yeah he wanted to join the ?NCE?.

Baked TEST guy: Yeah he's a troll dude.

High ranked TEST guy: Yeah it's completely -

Other TEST guy: No he's a fucking spy...

High ranked TEST guy: - a shitty one at that.

TEST guy: "I I I, yeah I, I I I, I"

Other TEST guy: Can't speak.

Other other TEST guy: Hurp fuuuuhking durp.

TEST guy: I want to speak to the the chief executive of the battle command the buh ih duh eh guh...

Other TEST guy: The Liutenant!

Other other TEST guy: "The Chief Executive?" WHAAT?

High ranked TEST guy: On Jabber Montolio already said he's talked to him and thinks he's a terrible spy and *overtalked* stop playing this game.

TEST guy: I think what he meant was head dickhead. Do we have a head dickhead?

Other TEST guy: That was fucking STUPID AS HELL!

Other other TEST guy: What was that man?

Other TEST guy: MY GAAAWD!

TEST guy: ...pretty much!

Other other TEST guy: Did you record it completely cos I wanna hear this thing...

Multiple TESTies: *Speaking at once* / Reckon I got most of it..

TEST guy: Oh was he mouth-breathing as well? Oh yeaaah!

Other TEST guy: We've TOTALLY heard him before, where have we heard him?

Other other TEST guy: He was here two months ago, doing this exact same shit.

Other TEST guy: YEAH.... Yeah!

TEST guy: Did you miss-

	*Transmission ends*