Florida Man Fucks Co-Workers

Courtesy of the fag who wrote this
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Broken up by layer

-ASIYAH-

>Malkuth
She’s super eager to please and energetic, likely scribbling down notes about what elicits the best and worst responses if you let her be unoccupied that long. If she doesn’t, she’ll be super clumsy and make silly virgin mistakes like using teeth or focusing only on the shaft. However, if you don’t satisfy her, she’ll start chastising you.
>Yesod
You’re going to have to restrain, blindfold, or drug him, or try to minimize his exposure to his own skin. Probably going to entail ripping a hole in his slacks to or bottoming with only his cock lead through his pants so he doesn’t have to look if you’re trying for vanilla. If you don’t, he’s going to have a severe mental breakdown and probably vomit because of his hallucinations—seeing your manager slobbering on your dick and running his fingers over your body when you think both are rotting off/crawling with bugs is really, deeply nauseating.
>Hod
Eager to please and inexperienced-clumsy like Malkuth, but she won’t do much if you can’t please her. Much more submissive and quiet. Likely to take what she learns from the experience and apply it to a new team building exercise where the Training Department has a giant depressing enkephalin-filled orgy.
>Netzach
Quiet and awkward because he’s too exhausted and strung out to give a goddamn about anything. Fucking him is the kind of thing you do on a whim as a display of your power as manager when he jeers at you, only to feel like shit when he just apathetically lays there and tries to avoid your gaze until you cum so he can get back to lazing around without the uncomfortable sweaty presence of someone whose guts he hates. On very rare occasions he might be high enough that he’s being masochistic, begging for anything from choking to dangerous insertions knowing he can’t die as much as he wants to.

-BRIAH-

>Tiphereth
Female is a paper tiger who talks big and throws insults at you, but ultimately breaks down and gives in after a little while since she doesn’t have much material or experience beyond calling you incompetent or a micropenis (while timidly struggling to hold it up with two hands). Male is the other way around, physically assertive and targeting the places he /knows/ are weak while murmuring words of warm encouragement into your ear. Taking of them at once balances things out but it might be hard to avoid Female getting jealous.
>Gebura
If Malkuth gets a little assertive when she’s decided she won’t be pleased, Gebura KNOWS she won’t be pleased and goes right for what she wants without abandon. If that means she has to wrangle you into the amazon position or use you as a living combination punching bag/dildo, so be it. She’s still got some femsub deep inside of her though and might consent to being softer if you’ve built up sufficient trust. Regardless of the case, she does care to some extent about mutual pleasure. She just doesn’t know how to convey it properly.
<Myo
Due to being a captain of a monster suppressing squad, sex usually isn't on her mind and she'll need guidance on anything past vanilla. If you convince her enough she might let the Rabbits watch, since they'll have their memory wiped soon enough. She does only quick thrusts and tries to make you cum as fast as possible, so you can tell she just wants to get it over with. Her inexperience is frustrating instead of charming, and she thinks just an orgasm from you is enough, but this is the only person here who's both not totally insane and has a working vagina.
>Chesed
Slow, languid, and sensual like his BGMs, a means of forgetting about the employees he can’t save and his crippling caffeine addiction for a few minutes in exchange for a different kind of rush. Might reference it later to tease you and get a reaction. Acts experienced, but it’s really just the expectations of sex the rich boy he used to be seeping through into his current personally like his desire to keep his employees safe.

-ATLIZUTH-

>Binah
Only cares about her own pleasure and well-being. Likely to deride, ridicule, and rile you up through the whole process just to see your cute attempts to get back at her. Highly likely to leave behind proof of her presence like scratches, bites, stab wounds, et cetera for the same reason; even the tiniest rivulet of blood when she sticks you or the sound of you hissing through your teeth when she gouges your back with her claws reminds her just the tiniest bit of the good old days when she was able to kill without restraint.
>Hokma
Melancholy and quiet. You might get the feeling the whole thing is just one big preparedness test that you’re underperforming severely in no matter how well you’re doing, the weight of millions of years’ worth of dickings from reinc-A-rnations sitting on your back and keeping your hips from moving properly or your hands from reaching the right places. Neither of you speak anything about it afterward.
>Angela
NO WAY FAG
<Carmen
Too depressing to elicit any form of pleasure you may get. You sadly masturbate into her tank, her nervous system slowly bobbing around it, drifting through the tiny currents made by the pipes and filters leading in and out of it. Even if you manage to cum, it'll be met by disgust from everyone involved.
>Kether
You bring a whole new meaning to the seed of light, intentionally going at it where Angela can see you and bringing forth a new age of humanity with the cum resulting from your holy frottage.
...No but really, you’d both be such spiteful, bitter people that it’s not truly enjoyable even if knowing exactly what feels good where is an extremely valuable skill. It’d be very clinical, every stifled moan and shuddering breath passive-aggressively manufactured for the ultimate cuckquean experience. It’s all just an act to convince Angela that she’s so inferior that you would rather do it yourself and question your heterosexuality for a moment than let her come within a 30 mile radius of your well-repressed sexual needs no matter how beautiful or advanced she is.

-EMPLOYEES-

>gigachad you've had since day 1
Assuming we’re using the gigachad stereotype of dual wings + Paradise Lost + stupid amounts of gifts, fucking them is almost an ordeal in and of itself, having to get through layers upon layers of clothing gifts + gear for a mere chance at having something human to grab onto. On the bright side they have two big targets on their back. The wings, while non-functional due to the cramped nature of the facility, are organic and highly sensitive to gentle touch—same with stuff like bear ears. The only problem is that they’re so desensitized by work that getting much more than some squirms out of them is difficult and surprising them could prove fatal or at least painful when their Repression training kicks in and they shove you off because your ragged breath on the back of their neck reminds them of Nothing There.
>average employee you've had for a while
A little resistant to touch and unlikely to get too flustered, but nowhere near the level of a gigachad. It’s really hard to come up with specifics since employees can span from perpetually scared to top smug, but generally they’ll try to suck up (maybe literally) because they’re at the point of WANTING the transformation to a chad.
>a new hire
Jumpy, sensitive, and prone to suggestion after a floating, chattering skull with a cross through its cranium put an itchy crown of thorns on them because they confessed to lying about their homework as a kid. Now their new boss is calling them to his office, pinning them against the wall with a kabe-don fit for the gods, and chipping away their minuscule SP with every unsolicited touch and assurance that it’s a hazing process every employee goes through (it’s not).
>intended sacrifice fodder
Gentle, passionate, and once again a farce designed around creating the illusion that someone cared for them enough to make love. Really, it probably happened because you’re terrified of sacrificing a virgin.
>a cl*rk
For most of /v/? Brutal, violent rape that leaves them more bloody and bruised than the filter could ever hope to convey, as that’s the only compensation for all the trouble they cause by thinking themselves too good to take orders. To keep clerk lovers contained, you load their “””self-defense””” gun with an execution bullet, which they promptly use to off themselves after the panic that ensues from your orgasm (whether it pumps them full of semen or stains their nice black suit since you were riding them so harshly). If you don’t hate clerks it’s essentially new hire without the crown.