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- > be a black man taking a stroll through the ghetto
- > on roller skates
- > striding down the block so the hoes can catch your swag
- > suddenly hear illegible babbling from nearby dumpster
- > stop to investigate noise
- > small, white colored fluffy pony staggers out from behind trash bags
- > fucking feral fluffies
- > since the population boom you cant walk five feet without bumping into their furry asses
- > you see empty bottles of 40's littered in the alley way
- > its fluff is scraggly and matted
- > glazed look in its eyes
- > this goin' be good
- > "fwuffy waneeyuuhspecwalhuggyanfweelmehnutsakuuuuhhh", it mumbles incohernatly
- > oh shit, this is one shit faced motherfucker
- > wonder if owners are around, if any
- "Hey little man, where your family at?"
- > "fwuffy no wan hewp, ugwy poopie face"
- > the fuck is it talking about?
- > "go way meanie poopie face, fwuffy no wike neeguhs"
- > wait. . .
- >. . . .did he just?
- > AW HELL NO
- > slowly scoot closer
- > "NO UGWY STAY WAY, BIG POOPIE HOOMAN HUWT FWUFFY, NO WAN NEEGUH MUNSTA", it shouts in a slurred manner
- > it turns around, ass forward
- > begins releasing an unrelenting dual stream of piss and shit
- > simultaneously spinning it's tail clockwise like a boat propeller
- > flinging slurries of fowl excrement in no decernable direction
- > shit and piss coat your pimped out roller blades
- > your newly bedazzled denim boy shorts are stained with fecal matter
- > "fwuffy teach big stoopid neeguh big owie wesson, poopie face no twy steal fwuffy's twash howse eva' gain"
- > aw shit nigga
- > you fucked up now
- > go home
- > call ya boy Shifty
- "Ay Shifty, some racist-ass fluffy just shit on my draws"
- "Aight den, lets go fuck him up"
- > Shifty picks me up on the side walk in his 1993 Toyota Saturn
- > ride shotgun
- > Shifty's crew from the East-side Crips sit in the back
- > pull up to the dumpster and see the punk ass
- > inebriated fluffy pony circling aimlessly through scattered trash
- > babbling something about Puerto Ricans
- > roll down the window
- > Shifty and his crew do the same
- > pull out my AK
- "AY DRAINCLOG"
- > fluffy pony snaps out of his haze and stares directly at me
- "SOMEONE SHOULDA TAUGHT YO SORRY ASS BOUT' MULTICULTURALISM"
- > fluffy pony sees gun barrels pointed in his direction
- > diarrhea trickles down its leg
- "WE LIVE IN THE AGE OF AQUARIUS BITCH NIGGA"
- > start unloading on him
- > bullets rip through his torso like swiss cheese
- > sheer velocity of rounds pin the mangled mass of blood and fluff to the side of the metal dumpster
- > any remaining solid body parts are eviscerated in the hail of gunfire
- > clip empty
- > blood caked to the sides of the alley way
- > fluff scattered in the wind like discarded feathers
- > pigeons and crack heads flock the scene and begin devouring strewn internal organs
- > spit on mutilated carcass
- "Let that be a warning to you"
- > neighbors call police
- > they show up 45 minutes late
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