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Anubis (various)

Dec 29th, 2019
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  1. >Anubis comes to you with a collar
  2. >"A-anon, I heard girls in your world that l-look like me, w-wear these sometimes... W-would it be weird if I wore it?"
  3. >... ... ...
  4. >Ignore the question of where she read that or why
  5. >She shyly places the collar around her own neck, then looks embarrassed when she realizes she doesn't know how to actually put a collar on
  6. >"W-would you tighten it for me, Anon? Yes, right there. Not too t-- kya~n!"
  7. >She lets out an adorable, almost feral YELP
  8. >Proceeds to hide her red, flustered face in her big furry paws
  9. >"Th-thank you Anon, but you could be a little bit gentler... I-I still love you, though."
  10.  
  11. >"A-Anon, I learned how to text... s-so I can keep in touch with you w-while you're at work..."
  12. >Your phone makes a DING sound
  13. >You pull it out to read the text
  14. >It's all gibberish, her paws messed up half the message
  15. >Can still make out "I love you Anon, do your best"
  16. >Pretend it's perfectly legible
  17. >Stroke her head and tell her she's a very smart girl
  18.  
  19. >teach a Cheshire how to text
  20. >it’s literally all emojis and one ‘I LOVE YOU ANON’ in the middle
  21.  
  22. Anubis Squad reporting in.
  23.  
  24. >Be a farmhand
  25. >Smol Anubis paws at you to get your attention
  26. >"Anon let me help you with the sheep!"
  27. >What.
  28. >"Let me round up the sheep! I'll go awoooooo and they'll all go where they're supposed to!"
  29. >But that's what Kobolds d--
  30. >"P-please Anon! It's all I want to do!"
  31. >Ok.jpg
  32. >Smol Anubis goes AWOOOO
  33. >Moment of truth
  34. >Sheep proceed to stampede over her
  35. >Anubis is all teary-eyed
  36. >"I-I just wanted to be useful to Anon... *sniff*"
  37. >Stroke her head and tell her it's all OK, sweetie
  38. >There there.jpg
  39.  
  40. This sounds like it's going to lead to a heartwarming friendship between a dumb but well-meaning (yet REALLY fucking good at her job) kobold and an anubis.
  41.  
  42. >Scatterbrained Kobold girl (Coco) who's too timid to round up sheep like she's supposed to
  43. This one sounds very cute.
  44.  
  45. >She tries to AWOOOOO but it comes out as a whisper
  46. >Sheep start wandering off
  47. >Frantically in tears
  48. >"P-please don't give up on me Anon, I-I promise I can do it!"
  49. >Desperately tries to AWOOOOO, fails again
  50. >Sheep everywhere
  51. >There, there. We'll try to get your confidence up and practice every day, OK?
  52. >Gently caress her doggo ears
  53. >Coco clings to your waist
  54. >"Th-thank you, Anon! I promise I'll do my best!"
  55.  
  56. would you lick an Anubis' brown thighs?
  57.  
  58. >Tell her she's beautiful
  59. >Gets all flustered, tells me I'm a western peasant
  60. >Continue to lavish with praise
  61. >Increasingly embarrassed and annoyed
  62. >"W-what!? You want to lick me where!? ... ... ... W-well, I guess if you don't tell anyone... Nnnn~"
  63.  
  64. What other monster girls are naturally tsundere?
  65.  
  66. https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Monster_Girl_Encyclopedia_World_Guide_III:_Sabbath_Grimoire#Teleportation_Spell_.28p46.29
  67. >I'm home. Uhm... What is it? I just wanted to touch you a little bit, ya bastard...
  68. >~a dullahan, the following day after departing on an expeditionary mission~
  69. Dullahans
  70.  
  71. Cute.
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