gross voice chat thing

"Are you sure it's fine for them to join in?"

"Yeah, they wanted to try and be more social."

"We'll be able to understand them right?"

"Of course! They told me their mic quality is good."

"No no, I mean...you know, cause of their, um...stomach troubles?"

"Hmm...they did say they were gonna finish up their lunch beforehand..."

*ding*

"BHHHOOOOUUUWWWWRRRRRPPPP....shuorry...wush chuggun mah shoudah...HHHOOURRP..."

"Are you sure you want to chat? You sound really bloated."

"ahm guuff....juss hahh....haah lil indhigisteon....ooggh.."

"How many pizzas was it this time? Lemme guess...seven!!"

"nuhhh....nuh huhh....shix...ahm thryin too cuff bahk..."

"Well, at least you're realising your weight is getting cumberso-"

"FHHHRRRRPPPHHHBBBBTTTTT!!!....ahm sho sho shorryy....thoo mush chueez....FUURRPPTTT....doesh thaff...."

"...i-it's fine, I understand your problems."

"Maybe wanna have a little walk around? Get all that excess out?"

"ah'd rasther...naught ghet baff hup....URRPPFFTTT...ahm shweatin sho baff....jus ghetting hup thoesh shtairs..."

"Don't worry about it, really...it's bad to hold it in right? S-So we'll not mind you being a little lou-"

"PPLLLFFFTPPPHHHBBB.....oogh gheezzzBBHOORUURRPP....ish fhigthen bahk.....ghimmie ah shecond....BBBOOWWUUURRRLLLPPPHHH-"

*ding*

"...are they going to be fine?"

"Oh yeah yeah, I'm sure they'll be good once they've gotten all that out of their system. Might still be burpy, but whatever."

"It's a good thing we didn't suggest a video call..."