Lana Dolores

Your name is LANA DOLORES, a girl of 13 YEARS OF AGE and you are taking a break from your IMPRESSIVELY LARGE PUZZLE at the moment. You live in a LARGE and MAZE-LIKE house, which seems MAGNITUDES SMALLER on the inside since nearly every wall is covered in shelves filled with the WEIRD STUFF you collect, as are the FLOORS in some places. You can't be bothered to DUST any of it. That's your STEPFATHER'S job of course. In fact it seems sometimes he's the only one who really knows how to get around the place. Woe betide any visitors you have as they're so plagued by the ABSURD DESIGN OF YOUR HOME they're too befuddled to notice you SNEAKING OFF when they no longer interest you. SNEAKY BITCH. When you're not ENTERTAINING GUESTS or SNEAKING AWAY FROM THEM, the only other being in your LABYRINTHIAN home is your STEPFATHER, a HOME DESIGNER by trade. Your house is his GREATEST MASTERPIECE, and living in such a place has made you grow a LOVE OF PUZZLES. Most recently your interests have turned to JIGSAW PUZZLES. You absolutely love taking things apart and piecing them back together. Which reminds you that you should probably reassemble your COMPUTATIONAL DEVICE, in case anyone was looking to bother you on BOTHERCHAP.

Your chapHandle is puzzleParagon and you favor [COLOR="#4169e1"]a shade of blue that resembles a winter sky[/COLOR]. Or maybe some mildly pleasing wallpaper. You end statements with hypothetical questions. Isn't that irritating?

Your STRIFE SPECIBUS is set to TROPHYKIND. You have SO MANY of them laying around on your shelves among your other ACQUISITIONS, you start to wonder how many ACTUALLY BELONG TO YOU. Your CAPTCHALOGUE DECK is set to PUZZLE MODE, and anything you put into a card is instantly SPLIT INTO PIECES and mixed with the rest of your card pieces. Of course, you're so OBNOXIOUSLY GOOD at puzzles, finding the right item is hardly a challenge, though still somewhat TIME-CONSUMING. Your hand size HAS NO LIMIT since you don't actually have a hand, but the more pieces you collect, the longer it takes to find the matching pieces.

Should you find yourself playing a game called SDRICT, you will become the SEER of LIFE in the LAND OF LAKES AND SHARDS (LOLAS). Your Denizen is to be SPHYNX, who will share your FONDNESS FOR PUZZLES of all forms.