Spongebob's Bizarre Adventure

You are Spongebob Squarepants. You live in the underwater town of Bikini Bottom. Today, you're heading to work at a burger place called the Krusty Krab. As you walk along the beach, you pass by several people lounging on the sand and playing volleyball. One of them is wearing shorts that go halfway down her thighs. Another has a tattoo of an octopus on one arm; she looks like she's having a great time.

> say "Hello!"

"Hi."

The woman smiles shyly. Her eyes dart around nervously as she tries to find your gaze. She blushes deeply and quickly averts her eyes before speaking again.

"I'm Sandy," she says, "and I just came here for some relaxation."

> "Sandy, it's me, Spongebob!"

"Oh! It's you, Spongebob!" Sandy beams. "Where have you been? We've all missed you so much!"

You smile and wave back. The two women continue their conversation about something else until they both realize that nobody is paying any attention to them anymore.

> "I've just been really busy at work. Speaking of which, I gotta go!"

"Okay then, see ya later!" Sandy waves goodbye and heads off into the ocean.

You turn around and head home.

> go to work at the krusty krab

You enter the Krusty Krab, where you immediately notice the lack of customers. Nobody comes in or out, not even when Mr. Krabs pours himself a drink from a large flask he keeps on his desk.

> "Where is everyone?"

"Uh...everyone's at the movie theater."

Mr. Krabs frowns slightly and shakes his head. He turns away from you and walks over to a nearby table where he sits down with a sigh.

> "We'll get customers tomorrow, I swear!"

"No, no we can't do that. We need to be open all day tomorrow if we want to stay in business."

"But what about the rest of the week?

> "Do you want me to see what everyone's so excited about at the movie theater?"

"Well yeah, but I don't think we should advertise it too much. If we start advertising now, then after only a few days our business will be gone."

"So what are you saying?"

Mr. Krabs raises an eyebrow and shakes his head.

> "Don't worry, Mr. Krabs! I will not let you down!"

"Goodbye, Squidward."

Mr. Krabs grabs a napkin from a nearby table and begins writing something on it. He then stands up and leaves the restaurant. After waiting for him to leave, you sit down at another table and begin eating your meal.

> go to movie theater

After finishing your meal, you walk outside and look up at the sky. A bright light shines through the clouds above you and soon after, a loud noise is heard. You run inside the Krusty Krab only to find that there isn't anyone in front of it anymore.

> look around the krusty krab

The lights are still on inside the Krusty Krab, but nobody is here. You slowly make your way towards the door, which opens up to reveal a small parking lot. There is nothing here except cars and trucks parked side by side.

> look at cars

You walk further into the parking lot until you come across several other vehicles. Some have their windows rolled up, some are completely blacked out, and others just have their doors wide open. All of them look like they're going to fall apart any minute.

> go to the movie theater

You walk closer to one of the vehicles and peer inside. It looks like a regular car, but it has been painted red and covered in graffiti. The back window is smashed and the tires are slashed.

"What the hell happened here?"

> look in back window

You peek through the broken back window and see a large group of people standing in front of the vehicle. They're dressed in leather jackets and masks. Most of them are holding knives or guns, while others stand near them with clubs.

> sneak away from these ruffians

You quickly move behind a dumpster and hide under it as the crowd continues to grow. You hear shouting coming from one of the vans, but you aren't sure if its worth running away from right now.

"Hey! Hey! What are you doing in my van?!"

> keep hiding

You stay hidden and wait for the right moment to escape. When you do, you jump out of the dumpster and run off towards the movies.

As you get closer to the theater, more people come out of their houses and begin gathering around it.

> "Why is everyone going to the movies today?"

You continue to hide behind the dumpster and wait for someone else to ask what's going on. Eventually, a young man comes out of his house and asks you what's going on.

"I'm not exactly sure myself..."

> go into movie theater

You quietly slip out of the dumpster and start walking towards the theater. As you approach, you notice that most of the people are wearing leather jackets over their clothes. This means they must be part of this gang called the Freaks.

"So...what do we do now?"

> try to blend in

You quickly slip into an empty seat and sit down. You don't want to draw attention to yourself so you pretend to be watching TV. A few minutes pass and then suddenly, a loud noise is heard outside.

"That was louder than I thought it would be."

> go outside to inspect the noise

You cautiously make your way outside and see that the noise came from a truck. There's a bunch of people surrounding it and it's making screeching sounds. You can tell that there are at least ten men inside the truck, but they're all armed with rifles or shotguns.

> sneak away back home

You slowly creep back home, hoping that nobody saw you. You eventually reach your house and hide behind a nearby tree.

"Oh shit!"

A voice calls out causing you to jump up from your hiding spot.

> "Who's there?!"

"It's me! It's me!"

The person who called out looks frightened and runs back inside her house. You follow after her.

> knock on her door

You knock on the door and wait patiently for someone to answer. After waiting about five minutes, you finally get an answer.

"What? Who are you?"

"My name's Jack! My friend told me to call you!"

She answers back nervously before hanging up.

> "I'm Spongebob."

"Spongebob Squarepants!"

You laugh and say something like "Don't worry, I won't hurt you." She smiles and says she'll let you in.

Inside the house, you find a girl sitting at a table playing video games.

> "Hey, young lady!"

"Hi, Spongebob!"

She nods and smiles. You sit next to her and begin talking to her. Soon, you have a conversation with her.


"I'm new here too! What's your name?"

>

"Jack, my name is..."

You continue to ask questions until she tells you her real name. You look at each other and smile.

"Well, I guess we're friends now."

> "Glad to hear it!"

"Yeah, yeah... I should probably leave though."

She sighs and leaves the room. You head back to your room where you start looking through your bookshelf. Suddenly, you notice a strange object lying on top of one of them.

> inspect object

You pick up the object and examine it. It seems to be some sort of metal tube.

"Is this what they use to put drugs into people?"

You wonder if it might be some kind of drug, but then again, you don't really know anything about these things.

> look closer at tube

You take a closer look at the tube and see that it has several holes in it. The more you look at it, the stranger it seems.

"This is some sort of... thingy?"

> take tube

You carefully open the tube and insert it into your pocket. As soon as you do so, you feel a rush come over you. You can't even describe how weird this feels.

"Oh shit, this is good stuff!"

> get your bearings

You quickly grab a few drops from the bottle and throw them into your mouth. They taste horrible, but you swallow them down. Then, you realize that there's another tube connected to the bottle by a small hole. You pull out the tube and insert it into your pocket as well.

> leave house

You run outside and try to catch your breath. You don't want to stay here for too long, because you still haven't found out what this place is all about.

"Where are we going?"

"I dunno, I think we should go back home."

> go back home

You hurry back home and find that the street looks completely different than when you left it. There are cars driving around everywhere. You also notice that there's no one else in sight. You walk towards your front door, but suddenly you stop and turn around.

> check up on Squidward

You look around and see nothing amiss. You decide to check up on Squidward. He hasn't returned yet, so you wait for him to return. When he does, you tell him that you need to talk with someone else first before speaking with him.

> check up on Patrick

You look around and see nothing amiss. You decide to check up on Patrick. He hasn't returned yet, so you wait for him to return. When he does, you tell him that you need to talk with someone else first before speaking with him.

> talk with Patrick

As soon as you enter his room, you hear a loud noise coming from inside the room. Looking through the window, you see that the roof of the house has caved in! A huge boulder is rolling down the hill right now and it will probably crash into your house very soon.

> warn Patrick and Squidward

You shout at everyone to get away from the windows and doors while you hide behind a nearby pillar. Suddenly, the boulder hits the house and crashes into it! Everyone screams in terror as they watch their houses being destroyed by this rock. Fortunately, nobody was hurt during this event.

> "Phew, that was a close one."

You continue to speak with Patrick and Squidward who were both scared out of their minds by this event. After you explain everything that happened, you ask if they want to go back home or not.

> head to the Krusty Krab with Patrick and Squidward

After talking with Patrick and Squidward, you head to the Krusty Krab where you meet up with them again. You're glad to see that they've been doing better since they got back.

> make patties for them

You begin making patties for everybody. Unfortunately, you forgot to put some cheese on top of them. They're not quite as good as the ones you made earlier, but they'll do for now.

> "Sorry about the cheese!"

You apologize to everyone for forgetting to put cheese on top of the burgers. The next day, you all have a big breakfast together. Afterwards, you all leave and drive back home.

The road trip continues...

> enter house

You enter the house and find that it's completely destroyed. In fact, most of the house is gone. You also notice that there are several bodies lying on the floor near the front door. One of them looks like it belongs to Mr.

> glance over bodies

You notice several dead bodies on the floor near the front door. One of them looks like it belongs to Mr. Neighbour.

Mr. Neighbour: "Hey guys, I'm Mr. Neighbour and I live here too! What's going on?

> "Aren't you....dead?"

You say "Are you kidding me?! Are you fucking dead?!?" Mr. Neighbour: "What?!"
You reply "I don't know what you're talking about, but I thought so! Anyway, we need to get out of here!"

> leave your house in fear

You decide to leave your house in fear. As you try to run, you bump into SpongeBob and he tries to help you up. He says "Don't worry, I'm here to save you."

"Spongebob, what the hell are YOU doing here?" Mr.

> "I'm Spongebob!"

You say "I'm Spongebob, and I'm staying here!"

"Really? That's great! But how come you're wearing a shirt that says 'Welcome to my world'?" Mr. Neighbour asks.

"It was a gift from my wife."

> find your wife

You look around and find your wife sitting at the kitchen table. She smiles when she sees you.

> "Who are you?"

You ask "Who are you?" Your wife replies "My name is Mrs. Puffin and this is my husband Patrick."

"Patrick? Oh, that's my brother who lives in New Jersey."

"Oh yeah, he moved back here after his marriage fell apart."

> "Marriage?"

You say "Yeah, my wife died last year. It really sucks because I miss her so much..."

Your wife then tells you that she has been having some problems with her new boyfriend.

> ask about new boyfriend

You ask "So where is your boyfriend?" Your wife replies "He lives across town, but he doesn't want to see me right now. He said he wants to talk first."

"Well, do you think you can go meet him?"

"No...I guess not."

> go over to meet the new boyfriend

You go over to meet the new boyfriend. When you arrive, he seems very nice. He even gives you a hug. However, he turns away when you start talking to him.

"Uh...hi."

"Hi."

> "I'm Spongebob, and you are?"

You say "I'm Spongebob, and you are?" The new boyfriend replies "Yes, I am. What's your name?"

"Puffin."

The new boyfriend looks down and shakes his head. He then goes back to hugging you.

> continue the hug of the century

You continue the hug of the century. After several minutes, you hear a knock on the door. You open it and there stands your son Patrick.

"Dad, I made dinner."

> eat dinner with the boyfriend and your starfish son

You eat dinner with the boyfriend and your starfish son. Patrick begins to play a game called "SpongeBob SquarePants". As you watch, SpongeBob becomes more animated as he plays. Eventually, you begin to wonder what happened to your wife.

> ask about your wife

You ask "What happened to your wife?" Patrick replies "She left me for another man."

"Wait, did she leave you?"

"Yeah, she left me!" Patrick exclaims.

> console your son

You comfort your son by saying "It's okay, Patrick. She'll come back one day."

> clean up the house after dinner

You clean up the house after dinner. You have a long talk with Patrick who seems happy. At this point, you realize that your son was telling the truth about his mother leaving him.

> leave the house

You leave the house and walk home. Suddenly, you feel a pain in your chest. You look down and see that you've been stabbed! You fall to the ground and scream out for help.

> hold your soft, spongy chest

You hold your soft, spongy chest and wait for the paramedics to arrive.

>

You die.

- YOU DIED! GAME OVER! -