Previous Owner (2/19/12) (Origin of the Sorry Stick)

>the center said your new fluffy pony came from a previous owner, and gave you a discount price on her.
>she's very excited for "new home time" and runs around the house exploring
>she runs into an end-table and knocks a glass to the floor, where it shatters to pieces.
>you were told to expect a few accidents, so you reach for the broom to sweep it up
>fluffy pony sees this and screams, then starts to cry in terror as she backs into a corner
>keeps saying "no sowwy-stick!" between babbled apologies

>pick up fluffy pony
>she starts squirming, trying to get away.
>she seems very surprised you just wanted to pet her and cuddle

(From anonymous posts on 4chan's /mlp/, 2012 February 19; thread 72283, starting with post 73181.)