Outside Time

>Move out of apartment, into house.
>Small backyard for fluffy pony to play in.
>Have plenty of room now; get 3 more friends for your fluffy.
>Fluffy ponies are never allowed outside without you.
>Keep an eye out for dangers.
>Make sure fluffies don't go exploring outside the yard.
>One day...
>Watching pink mare roll ball around, squealing with laughter.
>Hear other fluffy cheer "Bwirdie!"
>ohshit.jpg
>Turn in time to see a bald eagle slam down on your green stallion.
>Run and try to save, but it's hopeless.
>Eagle lifts off, clutching fluffy pony in talons.
>Fluffy is screaming "Owwwie, owwie! Huwt! No like game!"
>Eagle carries his lunch to a nearby tree.
>Animals caught by eagles usually die horribly, but quickly.
>Not fluffy pony.
>Fluff creates a defensive barrier that eagle must rip through to reach the soft meat.
>Fluffy pony is helpless, screaming in pain & terror as tufts of fluff are ripped out.
>Occasionally, the beak hits meat and fluffy shrieks in agony.
>Neighbors come outside to see what the racket is.
"Is that a fucking eagle?"
>Redneck neighbor offers to shoot eagle for you.
"Shut the fuck up, dumbass."
"You don't shoot an endangered eagle to save a fluffy pony that's already doomed."
>Death seems to take forever.
>Fluffy pony is being torn apart and eaten alive.
>Screaming in unimaginable agony the whole time.
>Kinda feel sorry for the eagle.
>Not much meat on a fluffy pony.