Enabling 4-D Hologram Flat Earth Projection 888 LION

Enable: "4-D Hologram Flat Earth Projection"

888 LION-GATE DISCORD PORTAL CLOSED. SERVER 1 OFFLINE

TEST 1...
STATUS : MISSION BUBBLEGUM

Internal system error....
Field undefined.....

Please locate and contact system administrator....

Internal system error....

Field undefined......

Please locate contact system administrator. ....

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Alright, I'm sick of these god damn asshat groups. The system keeps kicking out and getting repair tickets for this spot in the server database. I didn't want to bother with the Server issues anymore. I'm going to put suppression on any new tickets involving the corrupted slots of the database, because it's more than disrupting to our work flow for actual problems and generally it all just pisses me off overall. I don't know why they keep fucking with the syntax, but the fact of the matter is that it's only happening here and to me. Consider this- that the only thing here is just a giant pile of junk data, it's more than just a database over-cooking itself over the lack of proper information and process melting. If anything changes, I'll definitely look into it, but as of right now this issue is closed. Pulls PLUG. Epic winning.

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QUANTUM KILL AGENT ACTIVATED
DIS-CONTINUED LIFE SIGNS CONFIRMED

INTELLIGENCE NOT LOCATED

REMOVING SAFETY INTERLOCKS

Project LION-CUBE is to be immediately terminated.