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- Hold all my calls.
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- Old people. The wrinkled menace.
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- I agree they're shady, sir,
- but how are they a menace?
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- 00:00:53,345 --> 00:00:57,224
- Babies are the most adorable,
- lovable things on the planet.
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- 00:00:57,307 --> 00:01:01,853
- Old folks are like the raisins of people,
- and we're the chocolate chips.
- 6
- 00:01:01,937 --> 00:01:05,190
- It's not what they are, Stace.
- It's what they want.
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- 00:01:05,274 --> 00:01:11,029
- Mashed food, warm milk, frequent naps,
- their family's constant attention.
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- 00:01:11,196 --> 00:01:13,365
- Quality diaper products.
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- 00:01:13,448 --> 00:01:16,118
- - I like all those things.
- - Exactly.
- 10
- 00:01:16,201 --> 00:01:18,036
- I can't believe we didn't see it sooner.
- 11
- 00:01:18,120 --> 00:01:20,497
- Old people
- are babies' natural competitors.
- 12
- 00:01:20,581 --> 00:01:22,416
- Indeed.
- 13
- 00:01:22,499 --> 00:01:26,044
- How long before they come
- after babies' share of the world's love?
- 14
- 00:01:26,128 --> 00:01:27,921
- - Uh...
- - Don't answer! Too late.
- 15
- 00:01:28,255 --> 00:01:31,758
- Because unless I'm mistaken, not possible,
- one of these old people
- 16
- 00:01:31,842 --> 00:01:34,803
- is already looking to take babies down.
- 17
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- Frederic Estes.
- 18
- 00:01:37,556 --> 00:01:40,267
- I think he's onto us and after us.
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- 00:01:40,434 --> 00:01:44,438
- - He could be the next Bootsy Calico!
- - Not if we stop him now.
- 20
- 00:01:44,521 --> 00:01:46,315
- Can you please wrap this up?
- 21
- 00:01:46,565 --> 00:01:50,944
- Oh, sorry, temporary summertime roommate.
- We'll try to keep it down.
- 22
- 00:01:51,153 --> 00:01:54,865
- We can't sit around and wait for this
- crank to blossom into another archnemesis.
- 23
- 00:01:54,948 --> 00:02:00,454
- No. We're gonna protect Baby Corp's love
- and make a splash with our new CEO.
- 24
- 00:02:00,537 --> 00:02:05,000
- - This time, we strike first.
- - Yes, yes, yes!
- 25
- 00:02:05,083 --> 00:02:08,337
- Jiminy Christmas, you guys.
- Don't tell Mom I swore.
- 26
- 00:02:08,420 --> 00:02:10,380
- Strike plan. Ideas by tomorrow.
- 27
- 00:02:10,464 --> 00:02:14,051
- I want Frederic Estes' head on a platter
- for Turtleneck Superstar CEO Baby
- 28
- 00:02:14,134 --> 00:02:15,734
- - by the end of the week.
- - Yeah!
- 29
- 00:02:15,761 --> 00:02:18,221
- Head guts! Let's ride.
- 30
- 00:02:21,141 --> 00:02:22,601
- It's a figure of speech, Staci.
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- 00:02:22,684 --> 00:02:24,978
- We're not severing any actual...
- Well, she's excited.
- 32
- 00:02:25,395 --> 00:02:28,357
- How about you, Templeton?
- Any anti-Estes ideas?
- 33
- 00:02:28,440 --> 00:02:32,069
- Really not getting involved in this one.
- I like old people.
- 34
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- Classic Templeton.
- 35
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- I'm serious.
- 36
- 00:02:36,740 --> 00:02:39,117
- Bootsy Calico and his cats
- were freaky and evil,
- 37
- 00:02:39,201 --> 00:02:41,078
- but old people aren't either
- of those things.
- 38
- 00:02:41,161 --> 00:02:43,997
- - They make me happy.
- - That's mathematically impossible.
- 39
- 00:02:44,081 --> 00:02:47,459
- You're over a thousand percent closer
- to baby age than old people age.
- 40
- 00:02:47,542 --> 00:02:50,212
- How could they possibly make you happy?
- 41
- 00:02:50,337 --> 00:02:54,091
- - Oh, this is about her.
- - Knock, knock.
- 42
- 00:02:54,174 --> 00:02:57,803
- Is it too late to say good night
- to my big grandson?
- 43
- 00:02:57,969 --> 00:02:59,805
- Not for either one of us.
- 44
- 00:03:00,055 --> 00:03:02,808
- What in... Did you let him out of his crib?
- 45
- 00:03:02,891 --> 00:03:06,978
- Uh, I guess that's the only explanation
- that makes sense.
- 46
- 00:03:07,104 --> 00:03:07,938
- Unh-unh.
- 47
- 00:03:08,021 --> 00:03:11,525
- We talked about this, bossy britches.
- You don't get to run this house anymore.
- 48
- 00:03:11,650 --> 00:03:14,069
- Cute and sassy doesn't cut it
- with your Gigi.
- 49
- 00:03:14,152 --> 00:03:15,737
- Ugh!
- 50
- 00:03:15,821 --> 00:03:19,032
- Oh, we are gonna work on that attitude
- this summer.
- 51
- 00:03:19,241 --> 00:03:21,410
- And as for you, young man,
- 52
- 00:03:21,493 --> 00:03:24,037
- did somebody place an order
- at the tickle factory?
- 53
- 00:03:24,121 --> 00:03:26,581
- Oh, no, I ordered too many.
- Send them back!
- 54
- 00:03:28,625 --> 00:03:30,460
- Good night, Timmy.
- 55
- 00:03:36,216 --> 00:03:39,845
- She's the best.
- You two should try harder to get along.
- 56
- 00:03:39,928 --> 00:03:43,098
- I like you and I like her,
- so, mathematically,
- 57
- 00:03:43,181 --> 00:03:45,892
- that's like a thousand percent chance
- you'll like each other.
- 58
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- Public schools.
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- Brass tacks, Templeton.
- I'm a baby, she's a senior citizen.
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- War's coming,
- and Gigi and I are in opposite camps.
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- 00:03:54,651 --> 00:03:58,321
- Sooner or later, you have to pick a side.
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- Pick Team Baby!
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- 00:04:04,077 --> 00:04:06,830
- These are your Frederic Estes
- strike plans?
- 64
- 00:04:06,913 --> 00:04:08,915
- Nunchucks are the only plan I need.
- 65
- 00:04:08,999 --> 00:04:11,835
- And I brought this thumb
- to agree with Staci's plan.
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- 00:04:13,003 --> 00:04:14,504
- We have to send a message.
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- Humiliate Estes,
- let him know this is a baby town.
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- You come after our love,
- we don't run and hide.
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- 00:04:21,011 --> 00:04:22,655
- Ahh! Run and hide!
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- - You're gonna be on TV?
- - Maybe.
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- 00:04:25,849 --> 00:04:27,476
- Marsha Krinkle's doing a fluff piece
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- 00:04:27,559 --> 00:04:29,770
- on a charity pinochle tournament
- at the senior center.
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- 00:04:29,853 --> 00:04:31,605
- It was my friend Frederic's idea.
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- 00:04:31,688 --> 00:04:32,688
- Hmm?
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- 00:04:33,064 --> 00:04:35,817
- - You wanna come?
- - You think I could be on TV?
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- 00:04:36,151 --> 00:04:39,696
- Who knows? I made the local news once.
- Well, my mug shot did.
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- 00:04:39,780 --> 00:04:42,115
- The boss tried to take away
- our dental plan,
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- 00:04:42,199 --> 00:04:44,993
- so I cracked his tooth with a forearm.
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- - I could make cookies for the old folks.
- - Oh, sure. That'd be easier.
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- Start your baking and we'll head over
- in a bit.
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- I'm gonna be on TV!
- Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!
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- Jimbo, Staci, I have our strike plan.
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- Hi, I'm Timothy Templeton.
- Hello, I'm Timothy Templeton.
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- - Shalom, I'm Tim...
- - Templeton!
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- Stirring like a real pro.
- What you got there, cookies?
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- 00:05:12,229 --> 00:05:16,358
- - I'm gonna be on TV.
- - Hey, hey! Check out Mr. Big Time.
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- My mouth's clean. It's fine.
- 88
- 00:05:22,197 --> 00:05:24,699
- Better get Mom and Dad's help
- turning on the oven.
- 89
- 00:05:24,783 --> 00:05:28,245
- Don't wanna burn your eyebrows off
- before your big debut, champ.
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- Smart. Be right back.
- 91
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- Engage bubble gum.
- 92
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- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
- yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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- Black pepper, ground extra fine.
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- Don't worry about it, Stace.
- This is for the old people.
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- Clambake!
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- 00:05:56,773 --> 00:06:00,652
- - Is our family famous yet?
- - Ooh, where's my little celebrity?
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- 00:06:00,986 --> 00:06:05,407
- Sweet seniors playing cards for charity?
- Could this be any more adorable?
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- 00:06:05,490 --> 00:06:09,119
- I just wanna pinch those wrinkled cheeks
- and see how far they stretch. Love it.
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- 00:06:09,202 --> 00:06:13,081
- Well, you wanna see adorable?
- Meet my grandson.
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- He baked cookies for everyone.
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- Hey, I know that kid!
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- Yeah! Go, Tim. Go, Mom!
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- 00:06:21,673 --> 00:06:24,676
- Hi, I'm Cookie Templeton. No, wait!
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- 00:06:24,926 --> 00:06:29,139
- Oh, relax, Cookie.
- I'm just your average A-list celebrity.
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- Scarf that cookie, Estes.
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- Bless you! Bless you!
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- Bless you too!
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- Whoa, is it allergy season?
- What's going around the infirmary here?
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- My dentures!
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- 00:06:49,367 --> 00:06:51,995
- Ugh! Roosevelt, something's going down.
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- 00:06:52,078 --> 00:06:53,955
- Shake the camera
- so it looks more exciting.
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- 00:06:57,417 --> 00:06:59,085
- What's in these cookies?
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- 00:06:59,169 --> 00:07:02,130
- My dentures!
- Where are my dentures?
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- 00:07:04,049 --> 00:07:05,842
- Hey, what's happening?
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- 00:07:07,385 --> 00:07:10,680
- So you baked these cookies yourself.
- Hmm.
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- 00:07:10,764 --> 00:07:12,349
- Roosevelt, smell that news.
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- 00:07:12,891 --> 00:07:15,477
- I smell bubble gum. Loosens the dentures.
- 118
- 00:07:15,560 --> 00:07:18,897
- Pepper, makes you sneeze.
- And I smell a very big story.
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- 00:07:18,980 --> 00:07:20,774
- I'm really gonna shake this camera,
- Marsha.
- 120
- 00:07:20,857 --> 00:07:22,484
- Shake it, shake it, shakety-shake.
- 121
- 00:07:22,776 --> 00:07:27,447
- Templeton, why'd you sabotage the treats?
- Age envy? Grampy never hugged you?
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- 00:07:27,530 --> 00:07:28,865
- What? No! I didn't...
- 123
- 00:07:28,949 --> 00:07:31,660
- What's the point in making old people
- look super gross?
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- Someone else must've...
- 125
- 00:07:34,287 --> 00:07:37,707
- You! You're watching, aren't you?
- 126
- 00:07:37,791 --> 00:07:41,836
- Can... can he see us?
- No, that's crazy, right?
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- You did this.
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- What did we do?
- Where did we go wrong, son?
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- Reporting live from the senior center,
- I'm Marsha...
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- Cut!
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- Ahh!
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- To poor Estes,
- and a very sad day for old people.
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- - How could you do that to us?
- - Templeton, I did it to Estes.
- 134
- 00:08:09,906 --> 00:08:12,534
- You made me and our Gigi look terrible.
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- I'm sorry you were collateral damage,
- Templeton, but we had to be proactive.
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- We can't let old people
- cut into our love share.
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- - Not happening now, am I right?
- - Team Baby!
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- 00:08:22,293 --> 00:08:26,423
- Come on, join us. Field team celebration.
- You're part of this.
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- 00:08:28,133 --> 00:08:30,677
- I did warn you you'd have to pick a side.
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- 00:08:30,760 --> 00:08:33,430
- You really gonna throw in
- with the flying denture crowd?
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- I'm not picking sides.
- I like babies and old people.
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- 00:08:37,142 --> 00:08:40,103
- I don't want to be part
- of your dirty business.
- 143
- 00:08:40,270 --> 00:08:45,150
- Ha! You can't just walk away from the warm
- embrace of Lady Business, Templeton.
- 144
- 00:08:45,233 --> 00:08:49,154
- You've been out there in the sauce.
- She's in your veins now.
- 145
- 00:08:49,237 --> 00:08:51,698
- It'd be like cutting out your own soul.
- 146
- 00:08:51,781 --> 00:08:54,367
- Then maybe I'll run my own business.
- 147
- 00:08:54,451 --> 00:08:58,705
- Oh, really?
- And what slapdash operation might this be?
- 148
- 00:08:58,788 --> 00:09:02,876
- - It’s super cool.
- - Your business is called "super cool"?
- 149
- 00:09:03,043 --> 00:09:04,627
- For big kids.
- 150
- 00:09:04,961 --> 00:09:07,130
- Super cool big kids?
- 151
- 00:09:07,213 --> 00:09:10,925
- Incorporated. No sides, no enemies.
- 152
- 00:09:11,009 --> 00:09:14,929
- Just cool people doing fun stuff,
- incorporated style.
- 153
- 00:09:15,013 --> 00:09:18,475
- - That's not a business.
- - You're not a business. Boom!
- 154
- 00:09:22,562 --> 00:09:25,774
- Mmm. Petrosky residence.
- A Petrosky speaking.
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- 00:09:25,857 --> 00:09:28,443
- Danny, it's Tim.
- Are you out of summer school yet?
- 156
- 00:09:28,526 --> 00:09:30,653
- I decided to home summer school.
- 157
- 00:09:30,737 --> 00:09:34,282
- Oh, well, I was hoping you could come over
- and help me start a business.
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- 00:09:34,365 --> 00:09:36,618
- Love to, but I'm really swamped.
- 159
- 00:09:36,701 --> 00:09:39,579
- It's called
- Super Cool Big Kids Incorporated.
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- 00:09:39,662 --> 00:09:45,001
- Yes! Wait, did you say "super cool"?
- I'll be there in one!
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- 00:09:48,505 --> 00:09:53,760
- I'm telling you, it was raining dentures.
- Estes was, like...
- 162
- 00:09:54,928 --> 00:09:56,137
- - I love that.
- - Hey, Double B,
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- 00:09:56,221 --> 00:09:59,099
- Turtleneck Superstar CEO Baby
- wants to see you in her office.
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- 00:09:59,390 --> 00:10:00,892
- Ah, thanks, Hendershot.
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- 00:10:00,975 --> 00:10:02,519
- If you'll all excuse me,
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- 00:10:02,602 --> 00:10:06,231
- I'm off to cleanse myself
- in a shower of praise.
- 167
- 00:10:12,904 --> 00:10:14,989
- Lots of good news to share.
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- 00:10:16,116 --> 00:10:19,119
- First and most importantly,
- the serum is absolutely secure.
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- 00:10:19,285 --> 00:10:22,247
- - I guess that isn't so much news as...
- - Grizzly bears.
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- 00:10:22,372 --> 00:10:25,792
- - Not where I was going, but...
- - When they sleep, do you poke them?
- 171
- 00:10:26,751 --> 00:10:28,920
- I feel like there's no good answer here.
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- 00:10:29,003 --> 00:10:31,881
- Frederic Estes. Dangerous? Incredibly.
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- Ever since you reported him to Baby Corp,
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- 00:10:34,092 --> 00:10:36,594
- we've had the triplets
- on full-time surveillance.
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- 00:10:36,970 --> 00:10:38,721
- Can you see my brain?
- 176
- 00:10:38,805 --> 00:10:41,349
- Just empty darkness
- and boogers.
- 177
- 00:10:41,432 --> 00:10:44,227
- I wanna see darkness
- and boogers.
- 178
- 00:10:44,561 --> 00:10:46,646
- - Hey!
- - There's about four hours of this.
- 179
- 00:10:46,729 --> 00:10:48,148
- - But then...
- - Give it.
- 180
- 00:10:48,857 --> 00:10:51,192
- A baby did this!
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- 00:10:51,568 --> 00:10:52,568
- Uh-oh.
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- 00:10:54,154 --> 00:10:58,700
- - Relax, Freddie. Babies are cute.
- - I love my grandbabies.
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- 00:10:58,867 --> 00:11:00,910
- - Do you?
- - Yes.
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- 00:11:00,994 --> 00:11:03,413
- - Do you?
- - Yes.
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- 00:11:03,496 --> 00:11:04,831
- Do you?
- 186
- 00:11:05,331 --> 00:11:07,292
- Well, now I don't know anymore.
- 187
- 00:11:07,375 --> 00:11:08,751
- What do babies want?
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- 00:11:08,835 --> 00:11:12,338
- Mashed food, warm milk, frequent naps,
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- 00:11:12,422 --> 00:11:17,510
- their family's constant attention,
- quality diaper products.
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- 00:11:17,594 --> 00:11:19,262
- I like all those things.
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- 00:11:19,345 --> 00:11:21,931
- Exactly. We were here first.
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- 00:11:22,015 --> 00:11:26,436
- Are we going to let these puking punks
- take what's ours? No!
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- 00:11:26,603 --> 00:11:29,439
- Today we start taking it all back!
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- 00:11:30,106 --> 00:11:36,195
- Today, we band together
- as the Consortium of Ancients.
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- 00:11:36,279 --> 00:11:40,909
- - Oh, yes!
- - Let's teach these babies some manners.
- 196
- 00:11:43,786 --> 00:11:45,872
- You poked a sleeping grizzly bear.
- 197
- 00:11:45,955 --> 00:11:49,167
- You started a war
- with grandmamas and grandpapas.
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- 00:11:49,250 --> 00:11:52,086
- You'd better be prepared to win it.
- 199
- 00:11:52,170 --> 00:11:55,256
- Did you see those dentures flying?
- We'll annihilate them!
- 200
- 00:11:55,340 --> 00:11:57,842
- In market share of love.
- No actual homicide.
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- 00:11:58,009 --> 00:11:59,802
- This ends your portion of my time.
- 202
- 00:12:07,560 --> 00:12:10,605
- I do have a baby grandson
- I'm trying to teach some manners.
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- 00:12:10,730 --> 00:12:14,150
- - Sure, let's give this a try.
- - Gigi.
- 204
- 00:12:15,026 --> 00:12:16,945
- A great sign is important.
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- 00:12:17,028 --> 00:12:19,656
- It lets the world know
- what we're all about.
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- 00:12:19,864 --> 00:12:22,909
- Being super cool. No boundaries.
- 207
- 00:12:23,117 --> 00:12:28,539
- I haven't felt this good since my dad
- let me eat two whole pies for breakfast.
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- 00:12:32,126 --> 00:12:35,254
- Excuse me. The baby wants me
- to play with him for a second.
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- 00:12:39,467 --> 00:12:42,387
- Bad news. Gigi's in with Frederic Estes.
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- 00:12:42,553 --> 00:12:44,138
- Yeah. He's her friend.
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- 00:12:44,222 --> 00:12:46,349
- Look, I don't have time for enemy stuff.
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- 00:12:46,432 --> 00:12:50,019
- Danny and I are super busy
- just being cool and setting an example
- 213
- 00:12:50,103 --> 00:12:52,397
- for how everyone else could get along
- if they tried.
- 214
- 00:12:52,480 --> 00:12:55,316
- How is that going to increase
- your market share of love?
- 215
- 00:12:55,400 --> 00:12:58,277
- That's not what
- Super Cool Big Kids Incorporated is about.
- 216
- 00:12:58,361 --> 00:13:01,197
- Your business model is ludicrous!
- Sorry, sorry.
- 217
- 00:13:01,280 --> 00:13:03,950
- Look, I need you to come back
- to the field team.
- 218
- 00:13:04,033 --> 00:13:08,162
- - Babies and old people are at war.
- - That bad, huh?
- 219
- 00:13:08,788 --> 00:13:11,833
- I know Gigi's been really mad
- since the cookie thing.
- 220
- 00:13:11,916 --> 00:13:13,835
- You want me to help fix things
- between you guys?
- 221
- 00:13:13,918 --> 00:13:15,461
- No, I wanna win!
- 222
- 00:13:15,545 --> 00:13:17,338
- There can be only one.
- 223
- 00:13:17,422 --> 00:13:19,924
- That's what I thought
- when you came into this family.
- 224
- 00:13:20,008 --> 00:13:21,008
- Guess what.
- 225
- 00:13:21,050 --> 00:13:23,261
- - Uh...
- - I was stupid and wrong.
- 226
- 00:13:25,805 --> 00:13:28,641
- Boom! Super Cool Big Kid style!
- 227
- 00:13:29,308 --> 00:13:31,102
- "Super Cool Big Kid Style!"
- 228
- 00:13:31,227 --> 00:13:35,064
- Turns out Estes isn't
- the shriveled pushover we anticipated.
- 229
- 00:13:35,148 --> 00:13:39,569
- We're in for a dogfight, people.
- But these dogs are people, people.
- 230
- 00:13:39,777 --> 00:13:43,573
- Taking candy from a baby.
- Sounds easy, right?
- 231
- 00:13:43,656 --> 00:13:46,367
- Get that outta your heads!
- 232
- 00:13:46,451 --> 00:13:50,455
- There's nothing easy
- about taking back what's ours.
- 233
- 00:13:50,538 --> 00:13:52,707
- We're gonna bring out their cranky sides,
- 234
- 00:13:52,790 --> 00:13:54,334
- show everyone that old people
- 235
- 00:13:54,417 --> 00:13:56,919
- are nothing but crotchety grumps.
- 236
- 00:13:57,045 --> 00:13:59,380
- We're going to send them
- into tantrum mode.
- 237
- 00:13:59,464 --> 00:14:01,549
- Parents will go nuts.
- 238
- 00:14:01,632 --> 00:14:04,510
- The world will run back to babies
- for the antidote,
- 239
- 00:14:04,594 --> 00:14:07,555
- adorable giggles and warm snuggles.
- 240
- 00:14:07,638 --> 00:14:11,768
- The world's gonna need
- a lot of quiet afternoons
- 241
- 00:14:11,851 --> 00:14:17,482
- and soothing "back in my day" stories
- from their elders.
- 242
- 00:14:17,565 --> 00:14:19,859
- - What do we want?
- - Babies number one!
- 243
- 00:14:19,942 --> 00:14:22,028
- - When do we want it?
- - Now!
- 244
- 00:14:22,111 --> 00:14:23,988
- I don't know, I just like yelling!
- 245
- 00:14:24,072 --> 00:14:27,784
- So hike up those pants
- to action mode because...
- 246
- 00:14:27,867 --> 00:14:32,205
- - babies are going down!
- - Oldies are going down!
- 247
- 00:14:32,288 --> 00:14:34,128
- - Right after our naps.
- - Right after our naps.
- 248
- 00:14:38,002 --> 00:14:39,712
- - To war!
- - To war!
- 249
- 00:14:40,254 --> 00:14:42,131
- Hey, stock boy!
- 250
- 00:14:42,215 --> 00:14:45,593
- What kind of produce section
- only has coconuts?
- 251
- 00:14:46,219 --> 00:14:49,430
- - We must've sold out!
- - What? We can't mash these!
- 252
- 00:14:49,514 --> 00:14:52,350
- What do you think we are,
- garbage disposals?
- 253
- 00:14:55,436 --> 00:14:59,399
- Please! I have a grandpop.
- I like him a lot!
- 254
- 00:14:59,482 --> 00:15:04,070
- Then you should know
- he likes bananas, berries, soft foods!
- 255
- 00:15:05,154 --> 00:15:08,991
- Nanners, you fool!
- What happened to the nanners?
- 256
- 00:15:09,242 --> 00:15:13,413
- We must've sold out!
- I don't know, who else likes soft food?
- 257
- 00:15:13,788 --> 00:15:15,706
- Babies.
- 258
- 00:15:15,915 --> 00:15:21,671
- How is everyone sold out of baby toys?
- It's madness. Madness!
- 259
- 00:15:23,256 --> 00:15:27,218
- Hey, she's got a deck of cards. Get her!
- 260
- 00:15:27,301 --> 00:15:30,680
- Back off! These will give Scooter
- two or three minutes of quiet play time,
- 261
- 00:15:30,763 --> 00:15:32,223
- and they are mine!
- 262
- 00:15:32,306 --> 00:15:35,643
- What maniac bought all the baby toys?
- 263
- 00:15:35,726 --> 00:15:37,019
- Old people.
- 264
- 00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:46,863
- Oh, my goodness.
- 265
- 00:15:47,029 --> 00:15:50,199
- Where did this adorable
- giggly baby come from?
- 266
- 00:15:50,283 --> 00:15:52,994
- I'm sure your mom or dad
- will be here soon.
- 267
- 00:15:53,077 --> 00:15:55,913
- You're too cute to forget about.
- 268
- 00:15:56,289 --> 00:16:00,460
- Ugh! Ah, forget it!
- I flew planes in the war.
- 269
- 00:16:00,543 --> 00:16:03,004
- Let's dance, traffic.
- 270
- 00:16:03,087 --> 00:16:05,673
- Stick a potato in your tailpipe, sonny!
- 271
- 00:16:23,608 --> 00:16:27,111
- Somebody turn down the volume
- of these babies!
- 272
- 00:16:27,195 --> 00:16:28,946
- Shut up!
- 273
- 00:16:29,030 --> 00:16:30,573
- Huh?
- 274
- 00:16:40,458 --> 00:16:42,960
- Old people!
- 275
- 00:16:44,128 --> 00:16:46,964
- Rough night. Look alive, Peg!
- 276
- 00:16:47,048 --> 00:16:49,800
- We got a war going on.
- Where's that morning market report?
- 277
- 00:16:49,884 --> 00:16:52,762
- Did we crush old people
- right off the pie chart yet?
- 278
- 00:16:52,845 --> 00:16:55,389
- Hang on, still updating.
- 279
- 00:16:55,473 --> 00:17:01,062
- Okay, see that teeny, tiny sliver in gray?
- That is love for old people.
- 280
- 00:17:01,395 --> 00:17:06,067
- Ha! Stay off our turf next time,
- you dusty skin racks. Sweet victory.
- 281
- 00:17:06,150 --> 00:17:09,862
- Hang on.
- See that teeny, tiny other sliver?
- 282
- 00:17:10,321 --> 00:17:12,573
- - That's love for babies!
- - What?
- 283
- 00:17:12,823 --> 00:17:17,954
- How? We're supposed to be...
- Wait, who's that big piece of pie, then?
- 284
- 00:17:18,037 --> 00:17:20,623
- Oh, no. No, unh-unh. No.
- 285
- 00:17:24,001 --> 00:17:26,254
- It's okay, he's asleep.
- 286
- 00:17:26,379 --> 00:17:28,631
- That kid's really going places, isn't he?
- 287
- 00:17:29,090 --> 00:17:32,051
- - Okay, Templeton, you were right.
- - About what?
- 288
- 00:17:32,218 --> 00:17:35,513
- Babies made old people look bad,
- old people made babies look bad,
- 289
- 00:17:35,596 --> 00:17:38,015
- and somehow... what are you doing?
- 290
- 00:17:38,099 --> 00:17:40,685
- Making cool sweatbands
- out of shirtsleeves for our business.
- 291
- 00:17:40,768 --> 00:17:42,895
- - There's a market for that?
- - We do our own thing.
- 292
- 00:17:42,979 --> 00:17:45,815
- That's not a business! Sorry, where was I?
- 293
- 00:17:45,898 --> 00:17:48,609
- Somehow, by doing your own thing,
- 294
- 00:17:48,693 --> 00:17:51,612
- big kids like you came out
- looking better than all of us,
- 295
- 00:17:51,696 --> 00:17:53,030
- strictly by default.
- 296
- 00:17:53,114 --> 00:17:56,284
- - Super cool.
- - Yes. Super.
- 297
- 00:17:56,367 --> 00:17:58,911
- Want some business advice?
- Make up with old people.
- 298
- 00:17:58,995 --> 00:18:02,081
- Learn to be friends with Gigi
- and you'll feel so much better.
- 299
- 00:18:03,916 --> 00:18:08,296
- I guess we have no choice.
- We have to get our love share back,
- 300
- 00:18:08,379 --> 00:18:12,466
- even if that means making friends
- with the elderly.
- 301
- 00:18:12,550 --> 00:18:15,845
- - Really? You promise?
- - I promise.
- 302
- 00:18:15,928 --> 00:18:17,179
- Will you help us?
- 303
- 00:18:17,805 --> 00:18:18,805
- Game day!
- 304
- 00:18:18,848 --> 00:18:21,767
- Game time? Game o'clock?
- I never get into sports metaphors.
- 305
- 00:18:21,851 --> 00:18:23,102
- Tim, progress report.
- 306
- 00:18:23,185 --> 00:18:25,104
- Gigi put the word out
- to the senior center.
- 307
- 00:18:25,187 --> 00:18:27,565
- Bocce tournament, three p.m. at the park.
- 308
- 00:18:27,648 --> 00:18:29,775
- Word traveled fast. She's very gossipy.
- 309
- 00:18:29,859 --> 00:18:31,861
- One of her many winning traits.
- 310
- 00:18:31,944 --> 00:18:35,239
- And Danny put up hundreds of fliers
- for the big baby playdate.
- 311
- 00:18:35,323 --> 00:18:37,033
- Three p.m. at the park.
- 312
- 00:18:37,199 --> 00:18:40,828
- Well, that's babies and old people headed
- for the same place, same time.
- 313
- 00:18:40,911 --> 00:18:43,331
- - I hope this works.
- - It's a great plan.
- 314
- 00:18:43,414 --> 00:18:45,458
- You guys just hang out, be super cool,
- 315
- 00:18:45,541 --> 00:18:47,668
- and I think you'll see
- that old people are, too.
- 316
- 00:18:47,752 --> 00:18:51,839
- Excellent work, Templeton.
- Thank you. We'll take it from here.
- 317
- 00:18:53,174 --> 00:18:56,927
- All clear.
- Time to commence Operation Endgame.
- 318
- 00:18:57,386 --> 00:19:00,931
- Bocce, a game played
- with brightly colored balls.
- 319
- 00:19:01,015 --> 00:19:04,810
- Old people love it,
- and they take it very seriously.
- 320
- 00:19:05,394 --> 00:19:09,607
- Babies. You know what they love?
- Brightly colored balls.
- 321
- 00:19:10,024 --> 00:19:11,692
- Match, meet fuse.
- 322
- 00:19:11,776 --> 00:19:13,611
- Marsha Krinkle, Channel Eight News.
- 323
- 00:19:13,861 --> 00:19:18,074
- I'm standing next to a man who once shot
- his teeth at me like a mouth cannon.
- 324
- 00:19:18,157 --> 00:19:22,370
- - So, where's the news coming from today?
- - No news.
- 325
- 00:19:22,453 --> 00:19:26,624
- Just old people enjoying a park
- that rightfully belongs to them,
- 326
- 00:19:26,707 --> 00:19:30,252
- - free from the tyranny of tiny...
- - Babies!
- 327
- 00:19:35,549 --> 00:19:39,011
- - That's gonna get ugly.
- - Old people yelling at babies?
- 328
- 00:19:39,095 --> 00:19:43,057
- - "Ugly" doesn't cover the half of it.
- - Hands off my bocce ball!
- 329
- 00:19:43,140 --> 00:19:45,184
- They're gonna look like monsters.
- 330
- 00:19:45,267 --> 00:19:47,186
- Hand it over, kiddo.
- 331
- 00:19:47,269 --> 00:19:50,064
- What is with the babies in this town?
- No manners, no respect.
- 332
- 00:19:50,147 --> 00:19:52,483
- - Breaking scandal in Dangerous Well Park.
- - Aah!
- 333
- 00:19:52,566 --> 00:19:55,861
- This cranky coot
- is taking a toy away from a baby.
- 334
- 00:19:55,945 --> 00:19:58,823
- Oh, this isn't what it looks like.
- 335
- 00:20:00,533 --> 00:20:02,326
- What is wrong with you?
- 336
- 00:20:02,576 --> 00:20:05,413
- - I didn't mean to...
- - Don't back down, Mrs. Templeton.
- 337
- 00:20:05,496 --> 00:20:09,125
- These babies need to learn their place,
- once and for all.
- 338
- 00:20:09,208 --> 00:20:14,004
- For justice, for bocce,
- and the Consortium of...
- 339
- 00:20:14,088 --> 00:20:17,299
- Milk and cookies!
- Get your milk and cookies.
- 340
- 00:20:17,508 --> 00:20:21,429
- Free refreshments
- from Super Cool Big Kids Incorporated.
- 341
- 00:20:21,512 --> 00:20:24,181
- What's he doing here?
- This isn't part of the plan.
- 342
- 00:20:24,265 --> 00:20:25,307
- No.
- 343
- 00:20:25,641 --> 00:20:26,892
- It's part of my plan.
- 344
- 00:20:26,976 --> 00:20:30,521
- I saw you crossing your fingers
- in the reflection of Danny's sunglasses.
- 345
- 00:20:31,605 --> 00:20:32,857
- I promise.
- 346
- 00:20:34,984 --> 00:20:37,111
- So I'm stopping this myself.
- 347
- 00:20:37,194 --> 00:20:40,865
- With one snack
- old people and babies can both agree on.
- 348
- 00:20:40,948 --> 00:20:43,033
- See? You're not so different after all.
- 349
- 00:20:43,784 --> 00:20:47,121
- - Want some?
- - White heaven? Of course I do.
- 350
- 00:20:47,997 --> 00:20:49,373
- This changes nothing.
- 351
- 00:20:49,457 --> 00:20:52,334
- Those old people
- are still riled up about their bocce.
- 352
- 00:20:52,418 --> 00:20:55,629
- When the snacks run dry,
- it's gonna get ugly.
- 353
- 00:20:56,297 --> 00:21:01,093
- And you'll still have to choose
- which side you're...
- 354
- 00:21:01,802 --> 00:21:05,097
- Templeton! This milk is warm!
- 355
- 00:21:11,395 --> 00:21:16,776
- - How dare you!
- - Night-night, baby.
- 356
- 00:21:16,984 --> 00:21:19,570
- No!
- 357
- 00:21:24,033 --> 00:21:25,033
- What happened?
- 358
- 00:21:25,409 --> 00:21:27,286
- - Why is the park our house now?
- - Shh.
- 359
- 00:21:27,369 --> 00:21:31,081
- An incredible scene
- of outrageous adorableness today...
- 360
- 00:21:31,165 --> 00:21:32,165
- No.
- 361
- 00:21:32,291 --> 00:21:37,630
- ...as a group of pudgy babies took
- their nappy-nap with these silver seniors.
- 362
- 00:21:37,922 --> 00:21:41,217
- Wake up, don't look so peaceful!
- You're with an old person!
- 363
- 00:21:41,300 --> 00:21:44,303
- - This can't be happening.
- - It already happened.
- 364
- 00:21:44,386 --> 00:21:47,139
- Timmy, I'm off to protest
- a new grocery store opening
- 365
- 00:21:47,223 --> 00:21:49,391
- at the site of an old grocery store.
- Wanna come?
- 366
- 00:21:49,642 --> 00:21:51,644
- No, thanks. I'm hanging out with the baby.
- 367
- 00:21:51,727 --> 00:21:55,481
- Oh, it's you. Hey.
- 368
- 00:21:58,234 --> 00:22:00,486
- I know this is weird.
- You're both new to each other.
- 369
- 00:22:00,569 --> 00:22:03,113
- But whatever happens
- between babies and old people,
- 370
- 00:22:03,197 --> 00:22:04,865
- it doesn't come into this house.
- 371
- 00:22:04,949 --> 00:22:08,452
- Family is a circle.
- Nobody should have to pick sides.
- 372
- 00:22:09,411 --> 00:22:14,500
- Old and young wrapped warmly
- in each other's unnatural embrace.
- 373
- 00:22:14,875 --> 00:22:17,628
- Cute as a koala on a silk pillow.
- 374
- 00:22:18,128 --> 00:22:22,967
- - Okay. Family's off-limits.
- - Pleasure doing business with you.
- 375
- 00:22:23,342 --> 00:22:25,052
- I think all of us seniors realize
- 376
- 00:22:25,135 --> 00:22:27,346
- that ain't the way
- to raise our grandbabies.
- 377
- 00:22:27,429 --> 00:22:29,723
- You and me,
- we work this out between us.
- 378
- 00:22:29,807 --> 00:22:32,518
- No more Consortium of Ancients.
- 379
- 00:22:32,601 --> 00:22:36,522
- Consortium of Ancients forever!
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