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  1.         def trig_isitfriday(self, bot, source, target, trigger, argument):
  2.                 """ Well doh.. """
  3.                 today = datetime.date.today().strftime("%A")
  4.                 if today == 'Friday':
  5.                         return "Yes. \o/"
  6.                 elif today == 'Saturday':
  7.                         return "Sorry pal it's saturday, so why don't you go outside and play and go fuck yourself?"
  8.                 elif today == 'Sunday':
  9.                         return "It's the day of the sun, now go and fuck yourself."
  10.                 elif today == 'Monday':
  11.                         return "Nope, it's monday, only 4 days to go!! :D"
  12.                 elif today == 'Tuesday':
  13.                         return "No, tuesday is the name of this shitty day."
  14.                 elif today == 'Wednesday':
  15.                         return "It's los minilördagos (Two days to go)"
  16.                 elif today == 'Thursday':
  17.                         return "Soon. :D"
  18.                 else:
  19.                         return "olol, error? (That means no)"
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