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- >Be 9
- >In primary school
- >Doing cooking project
- >Teacher tells us that for homework we need to make a sandwhich with our parents
- >Go home
- >Don't tell parents beecasue I can't be bothered cooking
- >Sleep
- >Next day
- >Worried that I'll be yelled at for not doing anything
- >Can't think of what to do
- >Need to shit
- >An idea comes to me
- >Take a couple slices of bread
- >Spread butter on them
- >Take a shit in them
- >Mix jam in the shit
- >Put some lettuce on top
- >Close the slices of bread against eachother
- >Made my sandwhich
- >In class
- >Teacher tells us to take out our sandwhiches
- >We take them out, techer asks me what mine is
- >I say it's nutella with jam and lettuce
- >We're told to share our sandwhiches with the person next to us and rate them
- >Give my sandwhich to kid next to me and vice versa
- >We're now told to eat them
- >Eat his sandwhich. Not bad, not good but not bad.
- >Kid complains that mine stinks
- >Teahcer tells him to stop being mean and that I put a lot of effort to make that sandwhich
- >I laugh on the inside
- >He reluctantly takes a bite
- >He chews slowly then stops. He spasses out and spits the food everywhere
- >Starts to vomit on the table
- >Teacher comes over and checks my sandwhich
- >Smells it
- >She recoils in horror, now realizing what I have done
- >Her face when
- >See kid crying his eyes out
- >Get expelled for two days
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