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- >Day National Association for Stock Car Auto Racing in Equestria.
- >Wake up.
- >It feels like it's been quite a while since you've done this.
- >But you know it was only yesterday...
- >You shrug it off, doing your morning routine was like riding a bike.
- >Or driving a car.
- >You face grows sullen at the thought that you'll likely never drive another car in your life.
- >You sigh.
- >Oh well, sulking won't get you anywhere.
- >You idly run your hand over a model car you've been whittling from memory.
- Whelp... Time to start the day.
- >Knock knock.
- >Figures...
- >Time to go see how Fluttershy plans to ruin your day this time.
- >You answer the door.
- >Fluttershy just hovers in your doorway.
- >She doesn't seem to have any kinky bondage stuff today.
- >Maybe she's done trying to guess your fetish?
- >Well, if that were the case, this wouldn't be Flutterrape, would it?
- >"Hi Anon. H-How are you today?"
- Fine Fluttershy... What are you doing here? You know I haven't even showered yet...
- >For a moment her eyes get wide and her wings lock up, temporarily causing her to lose stability in her flight.
- >"Umm... I was just wondering if you'd like to go see a race today?"
- >You mull the idea over for about half a second.
- Nah.
- >"But, but..." Fluttershy stammers.
- I'm not really interested in watching you p0nies run around. I see that enough, as is.
- >She starts to shake her head. "Oh no, Anon. I'm talking about a NASCAR race."
- >You get a tiny bulge in your pants.
- >Did she just say...?
- >But that's impossible here.
- >Wait...
- >How did she even know you liked NASCAR?
- >Flashbacks of you hanging out with the Mane Six fill your memories.
- >...
- Just like back home, we had this thing called NASCAR.
- >...
- Every year my dad and I would fly out to Daytona to watch NASCAR.
- >...
- I'd always grown up wanting to be a NASCAR driver.
- >...
- >Well, maybe that explains it a little bit...
- >You focus your attention back to the mustard-colored mare.
- But how could you possibly?
- >"Oh, I talked to Twilight and-"
- >Your eyes narrow.
- Magic...
- >It's. Always. Fucking. Magic.
- >But you guess you shouldn't complain.
- >That is, if p0nies know anything about legitimate NASCAR...
- >Actually, that's a good point.
- Fluttershy, what do you even know about NASCAR?
- >"Oh, I found out lots of things, Anon." She grins at you and lands.
- >"Did you know that the first few Daytona 500's weren't actually 500 miles?"
- >Of course you knew that.
- What else you got?
- >She giggles. "Well, I learned some silly stuff too. Did you know that racecar is the same spelled forwards and backwards?"
- >You think for a second, but before you can do any mental processing, Fluttershy adds:
- >"I'd like you to think of doing me the same forwards and backwards too."
- >She winks at you, turns around, bends over, shakes her plot, and winks again.
- >You nearly retch at the sight.
- >But the thought of actually being able to watch a race keeps you focused.
- >You shake your head and take a breath.
- So what do you have lined up? Something like the Indy 500?
- >She turns back to face you. "Something like that. I like to call it the 'In-Me 500.' It's 500 laps of love."
- >You don't think you like where this is going...
- >"You start in my mouth, then go around-"
- >Nope.
- >You plug your ears with your fingers and start mumbling.
- Lalalalala, I'm not listening.
- >Once she seems done, you remove your make-shift earplugs.
- >But she wasn't finished...
- >She takes a breath. "And if you need a pit stop, there's always my chocolate st-starfish."
- >She blushes.
- >You hurl.
- >And slam the door.
- >Maybe you should have done that in a different order.
- >Now you have vomit all over your door and shoes.
- >And you won't be getting to see any NASCAR.
- >But at least you won't be-
- >Fucking Fluttershy.
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