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- The world of investing can be a jungle.
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- Bulls. Bears.
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- Danger at every turn.
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- That's why we at Stratton Oakmont
- pride ourselves on being the best.
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- Trained professionals to guide you
- through the financial wilderness.
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- Stratton Oakmont.
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- Stability.
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- Integrity.
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- Pride.
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- One!
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- Two!
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- Three!
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- Twenty-five grand to the first
- cocksucker to nail a bull's-eye!
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- Come on! Let's go!
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- One!
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- Two!
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- Three!
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- My name is Jordan Belfort.
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- Not him.
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- Me. That's right.
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- I'm a former member
- of the middle class
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- raised by two accountants
- in a tiny apartment in Bayside, Queens.
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- The year I turned 26,
- as the head of my own brokerage firm,
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- I made $49 million,
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- which really pissed me off because
- it was three shy of a million a week.
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- No, no, no. My Ferrari was white,
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- like Don Johnson's in Miami Vice.
- Not red.
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- See that humongous estate down there?
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- That's my house.
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- For millionaires whose ships...
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- My wife, Naomi,
- the Duchess of Bay Ridge, Brooklyn,
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- a former model and Miller Lite girl.
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- Yeah.
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- She was the one with my cock
- in her mouth in the Ferrari.
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- So put your dick back in your pants.
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- In addition to Naomi
- and my two perfect kids,
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- I own a mansion, private jet,
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- six cars, three horses,
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- two vacation homes,
- and a 170-foot yacht.
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- Anchors aweigh!
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- I also gamble like a degenerate.
- I drink like a fish.
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- I fuck hookers maybe
- five, six times a week.
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- I have three different federal agencies
- looking to indict me.
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- Oh, yeah, and I love drugs.
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- Okay.
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- - One more round.
- - Oh, yeah.
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- - Oh, you like it?
- - Yeah.
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- Pull up. Pull up!
- We're gonna crash, for Christ sake!
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- Relax!
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- Just relax.
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- - You okay?
- - Yeah, I'm all right.
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- Good job.
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- You get in there safe, all right?
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- Till the next time, brother.
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- Till next time.
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- Yup, on a daily basis
- I consume enough drugs
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- to sedate Manhattan,
- Long Island and Queens for a month.
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- Okay, Mr. Jordan.
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- I take Quaaludes 10 to 15 times a day
- for my "back pain,"
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- Adderall to stay focused,
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- Xanax to take the edge off,
- pot to mellow me out,
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- cocaine to wake me back up again
- and morphine, well,
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- because it's awesome.
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- Good morning, Nathan.
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- But of all the drugs
- under God's blue heaven,
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- there is one that is my absolute favorite.
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- You see,
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- enough of this shit'll
- make you invincible.
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- Able to conquer the world,
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- and eviscerate your enemies.
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- And I'm not talking about this.
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- I'm talking about this.
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- See, money doesn't
- just buy you a better life,
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- better food, better cars, better pussy.
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- It also makes you a better person.
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- You can give generously to the church
- or political party of your choice.
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- You can save the fucking
- spotted owl with money.
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- I always wanted to be rich.
- So let me go back.
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- I'm 22 years old, newly married,
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- and already a money-crazed little shit.
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- So what do I do?
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- I go to the one place on Earth
- that befit my high-minded ambitions.
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- I love you.
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- You are lower than pond scum.
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- You got a problem with that,
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- Jordan?
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- No. No problem at all.
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- Good. Because that is what you are.
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- Pond scum.
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- Your job is connector,
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- which means that you'll be dialing
- the phone over 500 times a day
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- trying to connect me
- with wealthy business owners.
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- And until you pass your Series 7,
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- that is all you're gonna
- fucking be doing. Sit.
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- Sit!
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- Now just so you know,
- last year I made over $300,000.
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- The other guy you'll be working for,
- he made over a million.
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- A million dollars?
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- I could only imagine
- what a douchebag that guy must be.
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- - Jordan Belfort.
- - Yes, sir.
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- - Mark Hanna.
- - A pleasure to meet you.
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- And you as well. I see you've
- already met the village asshole.
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- Smile and dial.
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- And don't pick up
- your fucking head until 1:00.
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- Hey, fuck him.
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- I'm the senior broker here.
- He's just a worthless piker.
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- Why don't you blow me, Hanna?
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- Now did you really pitch
- a stock in your job interview?
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- I had to do something
- to stand out. Right, sir?
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- I fucking love that.
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- - Lunch. Today.
- - Yeah.
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- We don't start dialing at 9:30
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- because our clients
- are already answering the phone.
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- Three. Two. One.
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- Let's fuck!
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- You want to know
- what money sounds like?
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- Go to a trading floor on Wall Street.
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- "Fuck" this, "shit" that.
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- "Cunt," "cock," "asshole."
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- I couldn't believe
- how these guys talked to each other.
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- - Good fucking package...
- - Piece of shit!
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- I was hooked in seconds.
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- It was like mainlining adrenaline.
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- Yeah. Fuckface, look at
- where the stock's at today, huh?
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- You motherfucker,
- you can't get any at 44...
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- - Pick up the cocksucking phone!
- - Sorry...
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- You are such
- a fucking douchebag, Hanna.
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- We don't give two shits
- about how technology works
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- because all we care about
- is getting fucking rich.
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- - Solid, 2,000.
- - Jordan Belfort.
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- Done!
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- Time to paint the tape.
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- 2,000. Microsoft. Going in the hole!
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- Come on.
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- Live. Live. Hold on, that is hot.
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- In. In. Shut that motherfucker.
- Shut it! Shut it! Shut it!
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- Sold!
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- Yeah.
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- Tootski?
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- Oh, no. Thank you, though.
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- Mr. Hanna, what can I bring for you
- on this glorious afternoon?
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- Well, Hector, here's the game plan.
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- You're gonna bring us
- two Absolut martinis.
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- You know how I like them. Straight up.
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- And then precisely seven
- and one half minutes after that,
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- you're gonna bring us two more.
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- Then two more after that
- every five minutes
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- until one of us passes the fuck out.
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- Excellent strategy, sir.
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- I'm good with water for now.
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- Thank you.
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- It's his first day on Wall Street.
- Give him time.
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- - Thank you.
- - Thank you.
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- Mr. Hanna?
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- You're able to do drugs during the day
- and then still function, still do your job?
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- How the fuck else
- would you do this job?
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- Cocaine and hookers, my friend.
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- Right.
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- Well, I got to say, I'm incredibly excited
- to be a part of your firm. I mean...
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- The clients you have are absolutely...
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- Fuck the clients.
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- Your only responsibility
- is to put meat on the table.
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- You got a girlfriend?
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- I'm married. I have a wife.
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- Her name is Teresa. She cuts hair.
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- - Congratulations.
- - Thank you.
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- Think about Teresa.
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- Name of the game.
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- Move the money from
- your client's pocket into your pocket.
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- Right.
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- But if you make your clients
- money at the same time,
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- it's advantageous to everyone. Correct?
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- No.
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- Number one rule of Wall Street.
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- Nobody...
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- I don't care if you're Warren Buffett
- or if you're Jimmy Buffett.
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- Nobody knows if a stock is gonna go up,
- down, sideways, or in fucking circles.
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- Least of all stockbrokers, right?
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- It's all a fugazi.
- You know what a fugazi is?
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- 00:10:01,142 --> 00:10:03,519
- Fugayzi. It's a fake.
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- Fugayzi, fugazi,
- it's a whazy, it's a woozy, it's...
- 182
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- Fairy dust. It doesn't exist.
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- It's never landed. It is no matter.
- It's not on the elemental chart.
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- It's not fucking real.
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- - Right?
- - Right.
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- Stay with me.
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- We don't create shit.
- We don't build anything.
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- No.
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- 00:10:21,454 --> 00:10:24,290
- So if you got a client
- who bought stock at eight
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- and it now sits at 16,
- he's all fucking happy.
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- 00:10:26,876 --> 00:10:29,962
- He wants to cash in, liquidate,
- take his fucking money and run home.
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- - You don't let him do that.
- - Okay.
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- - 'Cause that would make it real.
- - Right.
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- 00:10:34,050 --> 00:10:35,301
- No. What do you do?
- 195
- 00:10:35,385 --> 00:10:37,344
- You get another brilliant idea.
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- A special idea.
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- 00:10:38,972 --> 00:10:43,559
- Another "situation." Another stock
- to reinvest his earnings and then some.
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- 00:10:43,643 --> 00:10:45,894
- And he will, every single time.
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- 'Cause they're fucking addicted.
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- And you just keep doing this,
- again and again and again.
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- 00:10:51,318 --> 00:10:53,986
- Meanwhile, he thinks
- he's getting shit rich,
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- 00:10:54,070 --> 00:10:56,155
- which he is, on paper.
- 203
- 00:10:56,239 --> 00:10:57,906
- But you and me, the brokers,
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- 00:10:58,033 --> 00:11:02,119
- we're taking home cold hard cash
- via commission, motherfucker.
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- 00:11:02,746 --> 00:11:03,912
- Right.
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- 00:11:05,498 --> 00:11:08,584
- That's incredible, sir.
- I can't tell you how excited I am.
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- 00:11:08,752 --> 00:11:10,127
- You should be.
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- 00:11:10,211 --> 00:11:13,964
- There's two keys to success
- in the broker business.
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- First of all...
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- 00:11:17,427 --> 00:11:19,678
- - You gotta stay relaxed.
- - Yeah.
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- 00:11:19,763 --> 00:11:20,888
- Do you jerk off?
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- 00:11:22,432 --> 00:11:24,016
- Do I... Do I jerk off?
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- 00:11:24,100 --> 00:11:26,310
- Yeah. Yeah, I jerk off. Yeah.
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- 00:11:26,394 --> 00:11:27,686
- How many times a week?
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- 00:11:28,772 --> 00:11:30,356
- Like three or four.
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- 00:11:30,440 --> 00:11:32,733
- - Three or four times, maybe five.
- - Gotta pump those numbers up.
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- 00:11:32,817 --> 00:11:35,319
- Those are rookie numbers
- in this racket.
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- 00:11:35,445 --> 00:11:39,073
- I myself, I jerk off at least twice a day.
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- 00:11:39,699 --> 00:11:40,866
- - Wow.
- - Once in the morning
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- 00:11:40,950 --> 00:11:43,410
- right after I work out,
- then once right after lunch.
- 221
- 00:11:43,495 --> 00:11:44,870
- Really?
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- 00:11:45,455 --> 00:11:47,873
- I want to. That's not why I do it.
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- 00:11:47,999 --> 00:11:50,084
- I do it 'cause I fucking need to.
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- 00:11:51,086 --> 00:11:52,669
- Think about it.
- You're dealing with numbers.
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- 00:11:52,754 --> 00:11:55,714
- All day long, decimal points,
- high frequencies.
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- 00:11:55,799 --> 00:11:56,840
- Bang, bang, bang.
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- 00:11:57,801 --> 00:11:59,134
- Fucking digits.
- 228
- 00:11:59,886 --> 00:12:02,638
- All very acidic
- above-the-shoulders mustard shit.
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- 00:12:02,722 --> 00:12:03,972
- All right?
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- It kind of wigs some people out. Right.
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- 00:12:06,643 --> 00:12:08,769
- You got to feed the geese
- to keep the blood flowing.
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- I keep the rhythm below the belt.
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- Done.
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- 00:12:11,940 --> 00:12:13,607
- This is not a tip, this is a prescription.
- 235
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- Trust me.
- 236
- 00:12:14,984 --> 00:12:17,444
- If you don't, you will fall out of balance,
- 237
- 00:12:17,529 --> 00:12:19,655
- split your differential
- and tip the fuck over.
- 238
- 00:12:19,739 --> 00:12:21,031
- Or worse yet,
- 239
- 00:12:21,116 --> 00:12:23,325
- I've seen this happen, implode.
- 240
- 00:12:23,410 --> 00:12:24,868
- No, I don't want to implode, sir.
- 241
- 00:12:24,953 --> 00:12:26,120
- No. No, you don't.
- 242
- 00:12:26,204 --> 00:12:27,454
- I'm in it for the long run, you know?
- 243
- 00:12:27,539 --> 00:12:29,123
- - Implosions are ugly.
- - Yeah.
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- 00:12:29,207 --> 00:12:31,375
- Pop off to the bathroom,
- work one out any time you can.
- 245
- 00:12:31,459 --> 00:12:32,459
- When you get really good at it,
- 246
- 00:12:32,544 --> 00:12:35,671
- you'll fucking be stroking it
- and you'll be thinking about money.
- 247
- 00:12:36,339 --> 00:12:40,843
- Second key to success in this racket
- 248
- 00:12:40,927 --> 00:12:42,177
- is this little baby right here.
- 249
- 00:12:42,262 --> 00:12:43,637
- It's called cocaine.
- 250
- 00:12:43,721 --> 00:12:45,013
- Right.
- 251
- 00:12:45,098 --> 00:12:48,934
- It'll keep you sharp between the ears.
- It'll also help your fingers dial faster.
- 252
- 00:12:49,018 --> 00:12:50,394
- And guess what?
- 253
- 00:12:50,478 --> 00:12:52,020
- That's good for me.
- 254
- 00:12:52,772 --> 00:12:54,022
- Yes, sir.
- 255
- 00:12:54,816 --> 00:12:56,275
- Revolutions. You follow?
- 256
- 00:12:56,359 --> 00:12:57,443
- Revolutions.
- 257
- 00:12:57,527 --> 00:12:59,778
- Keep the clients on the Ferris wheel.
- 258
- 00:12:59,863 --> 00:13:03,407
- And it goes. The park is open 24/7, 365,
- 259
- 00:13:03,491 --> 00:13:06,410
- every decade, every goddamn century.
- 260
- 00:13:06,536 --> 00:13:07,911
- That's it.
- 261
- 00:13:08,538 --> 00:13:09,705
- The name of the game.
- 262
- 00:13:11,249 --> 00:13:12,291
- Halkidiki?
- 263
- 00:13:12,375 --> 00:13:13,500
- Thank you.
- 264
- 00:13:25,889 --> 00:13:26,930
- Come on.
- 265
- 00:13:32,061 --> 00:13:34,062
- We're the common denominator.
- 266
- 00:13:42,655 --> 00:13:44,156
- Keep it up for me.
- 267
- 00:13:44,240 --> 00:13:46,158
- You've seen the echo
- 268
- 00:13:46,242 --> 00:13:47,784
- And the money comes in
- 269
- 00:13:48,369 --> 00:13:50,287
- The parade comes to town
- 270
- 00:13:50,413 --> 00:13:52,164
- Going down Broadway
- 271
- 00:13:52,248 --> 00:13:53,832
- It's a one-way street
- 272
- 00:13:53,917 --> 00:13:55,167
- Whichever way I go
- 273
- 00:13:59,297 --> 00:14:00,464
- The next six months,
- 274
- 00:14:00,548 --> 00:14:02,883
- I got to know the ins
- and outs of Wall Street.
- 275
- 00:14:02,967 --> 00:14:06,595
- Earning shit money as I geared up
- to take my Series 7.
- 276
- 00:14:12,435 --> 00:14:13,810
- Oh, fuckers.
- 277
- 00:14:20,777 --> 00:14:24,696
- Then I was a licensed broker at last,
- 278
- 00:14:24,781 --> 00:14:26,740
- ready to make my fortune.
- 279
- 00:14:26,824 --> 00:14:31,411
- My first day as a future
- Master of the Universe.
- 280
- 00:14:38,294 --> 00:14:41,004
- I have Exxon at 861/4 six months ago.
- 281
- 00:14:41,130 --> 00:14:43,465
- Today it is trading at 361/2.
- 282
- 00:14:43,550 --> 00:14:44,716
- Mr...
- 283
- 00:14:48,638 --> 00:14:51,098
- They called it Black Monday.
- 284
- 00:14:51,182 --> 00:14:52,391
- No shit.
- 285
- 00:14:52,475 --> 00:14:56,562
- By 4:00 p.m., the market
- had dropped 508 points.
- 286
- 00:14:56,646 --> 00:14:59,481
- The biggest plummet
- since the crash of '29.
- 287
- 00:14:59,566 --> 00:15:00,941
- I know your family, you know mine.
- 288
- 00:15:01,025 --> 00:15:04,027
- No, I don't know. Some fucking
- country in Europe took a shit.
- 289
- 00:15:04,112 --> 00:15:05,445
- Let them do
- what they want to fucking do.
- 290
- 00:15:05,530 --> 00:15:06,780
- Our market's solid.
- 291
- 00:15:06,864 --> 00:15:08,490
- This is not something
- that you want to sell.
- 292
- 00:15:08,616 --> 00:15:10,158
- You know what happened?
- A fucking tsunami.
- 293
- 00:15:10,285 --> 00:15:11,535
- I think you're making a big mistake.
- 294
- 00:15:11,619 --> 00:15:13,036
- Yes, I will talk to your wife.
- 295
- 00:15:13,121 --> 00:15:14,204
- Trust me, do not answer the phone.
- 296
- 00:15:14,289 --> 00:15:17,249
- A lot of people are gonna be calling you,
- trying to get your dirty laundry.
- 297
- 00:15:17,333 --> 00:15:18,625
- We don't know what's going on here.
- 298
- 00:15:18,710 --> 00:15:19,960
- I know. I know.
- 299
- 00:15:30,138 --> 00:15:31,388
- Holy
- 300
- 00:15:33,182 --> 00:15:35,309
- fucking shit!
- 301
- 00:15:37,145 --> 00:15:38,729
- Unbelievable.
- 302
- 00:15:38,813 --> 00:15:41,273
- My first shitty day as a broker.
- 303
- 00:15:41,357 --> 00:15:43,775
- Within a month, L.F. Rothschild,
- 304
- 00:15:43,860 --> 00:15:48,572
- an institution since 1899,
- closed its doors.
- 305
- 00:15:48,948 --> 00:15:51,074
- Wall Street had swallowed me up
- 306
- 00:15:51,159 --> 00:15:53,535
- and shit me right back out again.
- 307
- 00:15:56,748 --> 00:15:59,207
- We could pawn my engagement ring
- if we needed to.
- 308
- 00:15:59,292 --> 00:16:00,792
- - Babe...
- - Because I don't mind.
- 309
- 00:16:00,877 --> 00:16:01,960
- If we needed to, I'm saying...
- 310
- 00:16:02,045 --> 00:16:03,587
- - Will you listen to me?
- - Okay.
- 311
- 00:16:03,671 --> 00:16:05,797
- You're not pawning anything. Okay?
- 312
- 00:16:05,965 --> 00:16:07,257
- - Okay.
- - What do I always tell you?
- 313
- 00:16:07,342 --> 00:16:08,467
- You're gonna be a millionaire.
- 314
- 00:16:08,551 --> 00:16:11,053
- That's right. Okay? Just let me look.
- 315
- 00:16:11,179 --> 00:16:12,220
- We'll find something.
- 316
- 00:16:12,639 --> 00:16:13,972
- - How about this?
- - What?
- 317
- 00:16:14,057 --> 00:16:16,516
- Nobody Beats the Wiz,
- the electronics store.
- 318
- 00:16:16,601 --> 00:16:18,060
- Stock boy. What do you think?
- 319
- 00:16:18,227 --> 00:16:19,394
- You're not gonna work at that place.
- 320
- 00:16:19,520 --> 00:16:20,520
- Yeah, but, you know, you start off...
- 321
- 00:16:20,605 --> 00:16:21,688
- Jordan, you're gonna be
- miserable at that place
- 322
- 00:16:21,773 --> 00:16:22,814
- - if you go there.
- - I know.
- 323
- 00:16:22,899 --> 00:16:25,108
- It's sales. You work your way up,
- you'll be a general manager.
- 324
- 00:16:25,193 --> 00:16:26,985
- - You're not gonna be a stock boy.
- - Why not?
- 325
- 00:16:27,070 --> 00:16:28,737
- 'Cause you're a stockbroker.
- 326
- 00:16:28,821 --> 00:16:31,198
- You understand that
- nobody's hiring stockbrokers right now?
- 327
- 00:16:31,282 --> 00:16:32,741
- You understand that?
- 328
- 00:16:32,867 --> 00:16:34,284
- Okay?
- 329
- 00:16:39,457 --> 00:16:41,041
- This place is.
- 330
- 00:16:41,417 --> 00:16:42,834
- - What?
- - What's that say?
- 331
- 00:16:42,919 --> 00:16:44,127
- "Stockbrokers."
- 332
- 00:16:45,880 --> 00:16:46,880
- In Long Island?
- 333
- 00:16:46,964 --> 00:16:48,548
- - Stockbrokers in Long Island?
- - Yeah.
- 334
- 00:16:48,633 --> 00:16:50,342
- It's in Long Island. So what?
- 335
- 00:17:08,528 --> 00:17:12,197
- Hey, I'm looking for Investor's Center.
- 336
- 00:17:13,324 --> 00:17:15,117
- What's that? You want to invest?
- 337
- 00:17:15,493 --> 00:17:18,286
- No. Investor's Center.
- I'm looking for Investor's Center.
- 338
- 00:17:18,371 --> 00:17:22,040
- Yeah, yeah, that's us. Hey.
- This is it. This is it.
- 339
- 00:17:22,125 --> 00:17:23,667
- - I'm Dwayne. Yeah.
- - You're Dwayne?
- 340
- 00:17:23,751 --> 00:17:25,752
- Hi, Dwayne. We spoke on the phone.
- 341
- 00:17:25,878 --> 00:17:27,295
- I'm Jordan Belfort.
- 342
- 00:17:27,380 --> 00:17:29,631
- I'm the broker from
- Rothschild in New York.
- 343
- 00:17:29,716 --> 00:17:31,800
- Yes, yeah. Have a seat. How are you?
- 344
- 00:17:31,884 --> 00:17:33,009
- We had a conversation...
- 345
- 00:17:33,094 --> 00:17:34,344
- We spoke on the phone earlier, right?
- 346
- 00:17:34,429 --> 00:17:35,762
- - Two hours ago.
- - Right.
- 347
- 00:17:35,847 --> 00:17:36,847
- Yeah.
- 348
- 00:17:39,475 --> 00:17:40,976
- They're up and comers.
- That's what that means.
- 349
- 00:17:41,102 --> 00:17:42,894
- It's three cents a share, that's $3!
- 350
- 00:17:42,979 --> 00:17:44,438
- You cheap fuck!
- 351
- 00:17:44,897 --> 00:17:46,398
- So...
- 352
- 00:17:46,482 --> 00:17:49,443
- So where are your Quotrons here?
- 353
- 00:17:49,569 --> 00:17:51,403
- - Quotrons?
- - Yeah. Your computers.
- 354
- 00:17:51,487 --> 00:17:52,779
- No, no. We don't even
- need computers here.
- 355
- 00:17:52,864 --> 00:17:54,573
- We just trade right off
- the pink sheets here.
- 356
- 00:17:54,741 --> 00:17:56,491
- - Pink sheets?
- - Yeah, they're penny stocks.
- 357
- 00:17:56,576 --> 00:17:58,410
- You know, companies that
- can't get listed on NASDAQ,
- 358
- 00:17:58,494 --> 00:17:59,661
- they don't have enough capital?
- 359
- 00:17:59,829 --> 00:18:00,871
- Their shares trade here.
- 360
- 00:18:00,955 --> 00:18:02,664
- - Penny stocks?
- - Yeah.
- 361
- 00:18:02,749 --> 00:18:05,625
- This one, Aerodyne,
- is a really interesting...
- 362
- 00:18:05,710 --> 00:18:07,085
- Or Aerotyne...
- 363
- 00:18:07,170 --> 00:18:08,628
- Aerotyne, yeah.
- 364
- 00:18:09,005 --> 00:18:10,338
- Aero... Aerotyne...
- 365
- 00:18:10,548 --> 00:18:11,798
- Aerotyne. Yeah.
- 366
- 00:18:11,883 --> 00:18:13,008
- Very hot stock right now.
- 367
- 00:18:13,092 --> 00:18:14,092
- Oh, yeah?
- 368
- 00:18:14,177 --> 00:18:15,427
- They're just a couple
- of brothers that are making
- 369
- 00:18:15,511 --> 00:18:16,803
- radar detectors out of their garage.
- 370
- 00:18:16,888 --> 00:18:17,929
- They're out in Dubuque.
- 371
- 00:18:18,014 --> 00:18:19,264
- Maybe it's microwaves. I'm not sure.
- 372
- 00:18:19,348 --> 00:18:20,766
- But you call the company's main line,
- 373
- 00:18:20,850 --> 00:18:22,642
- their mom, Dorothy, answers
- and she is so sweet.
- 374
- 00:18:22,727 --> 00:18:24,644
- - Good company.
- - I actually don't know what else to...
- 375
- 00:18:24,729 --> 00:18:27,314
- I don't know anything else
- about them other than that.
- 376
- 00:18:27,398 --> 00:18:28,940
- Six cents a share?
- 377
- 00:18:29,734 --> 00:18:31,985
- Hey, come on. Who buys this crap?
- 378
- 00:18:32,153 --> 00:18:33,195
- Well, I mean...
- 379
- 00:18:33,488 --> 00:18:34,613
- Honestly, mostly schmucks.
- 380
- 00:18:34,697 --> 00:18:36,698
- Postmen, there's always postmen.
- 381
- 00:18:36,824 --> 00:18:38,700
- Plumbers.
- 382
- 00:18:38,785 --> 00:18:41,828
- They see our ads in the back
- of Hustler and Popular Mechanics.
- 383
- 00:18:41,913 --> 00:18:44,748
- Our ads actually say
- they can get rich quick.
- 384
- 00:18:44,916 --> 00:18:46,041
- - Hustler?
- - Yeah.
- 385
- 00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:47,334
- You know, those girlie magazines.
- 386
- 00:18:47,418 --> 00:18:48,877
- Yeah, yeah. Nudie mag.
- 387
- 00:18:49,003 --> 00:18:50,086
- - A lot.
- - Yeah.
- 388
- 00:18:50,213 --> 00:18:51,797
- We're helping them finance houses,
- 389
- 00:18:51,881 --> 00:18:53,799
- we're helping them
- buy their wife a diamond ring...
- 390
- 00:18:53,883 --> 00:18:54,925
- A boat maybe.
- 391
- 00:18:55,051 --> 00:18:57,886
- Is this... Is this stuff regulated
- or are you guys...
- 392
- 00:18:57,970 --> 00:18:59,054
- What are you doing here?
- 393
- 00:19:01,849 --> 00:19:02,933
- Sort of.
- 394
- 00:19:03,184 --> 00:19:04,226
- Sort of?
- 395
- 00:19:06,312 --> 00:19:08,480
- Jesus Christ,
- the spread on these is huge.
- 396
- 00:19:08,564 --> 00:19:09,815
- Yeah. And that's the point, that's...
- 397
- 00:19:09,899 --> 00:19:10,982
- What's your name again?
- 398
- 00:19:11,067 --> 00:19:12,400
- Mine... Jordan Belfort.
- 399
- 00:19:12,568 --> 00:19:14,319
- Jordan, what do you get
- on that blue chip stock?
- 400
- 00:19:14,445 --> 00:19:17,405
- I make one percent.
- Or I did make one percent.
- 401
- 00:19:17,490 --> 00:19:19,324
- Pink sheets, it's 50.
- 402
- 00:19:22,203 --> 00:19:23,578
- It's 50%?
- 403
- 00:19:24,413 --> 00:19:25,789
- 50% commission?
- 404
- 00:19:26,082 --> 00:19:27,582
- - Yup.
- - For what?
- 405
- 00:19:27,917 --> 00:19:29,793
- It's our markup for our services.
- 406
- 00:19:31,254 --> 00:19:32,587
- And so if I... If I...
- 407
- 00:19:32,672 --> 00:19:36,716
- If I sell a stock at $10,000,
- my commission is 5,000 bucks?
- 408
- 00:19:37,176 --> 00:19:39,344
- If you sell $10,000 worth of this stock,
- 409
- 00:19:39,428 --> 00:19:42,013
- I will personally give you
- a blowjob for free.
- 410
- 00:19:43,599 --> 00:19:45,475
- And I hope it happens.
- 411
- 00:19:47,478 --> 00:19:49,104
- Hello, John, how are you doing today?
- 412
- 00:19:49,272 --> 00:19:51,815
- You mailed in my company
- a postcard a few weeks back
- 413
- 00:19:51,899 --> 00:19:55,735
- requesting information on penny stocks
- that had huge upside potential
- 414
- 00:19:55,820 --> 00:19:57,487
- with very little downside risk.
- 415
- 00:19:57,572 --> 00:19:59,489
- - Does that ring a bell?
- - Yeah, I may have sent something.
- 416
- 00:19:59,574 --> 00:20:02,701
- Okay, great.
- The reason for the call today, John, is,
- 417
- 00:20:02,785 --> 00:20:05,453
- something just came
- across my desk, John.
- 418
- 00:20:05,538 --> 00:20:08,540
- It is perhaps the best thing
- I've seen in the last six months.
- 419
- 00:20:08,624 --> 00:20:11,543
- If you have 60 seconds, I'd like to share
- the idea with you. You got a minute?
- 420
- 00:20:11,627 --> 00:20:12,627
- Actually, I'm really very...
- 421
- 00:20:12,712 --> 00:20:15,171
- The name of the company,
- Aerotyne International.
- 422
- 00:20:15,256 --> 00:20:18,508
- It is a cutting edge
- high-tech firm out of the Midwest
- 423
- 00:20:18,759 --> 00:20:20,510
- awaiting imminent patent approval
- 424
- 00:20:20,595 --> 00:20:23,138
- on the next generation
- of radar detectors
- 425
- 00:20:23,264 --> 00:20:27,642
- that have both huge military
- and civilian applications now.
- 426
- 00:20:27,727 --> 00:20:29,019
- Right now, John,
- 427
- 00:20:29,145 --> 00:20:31,563
- the stock trades over-the-counter
- at 10 cents a share.
- 428
- 00:20:31,731 --> 00:20:34,024
- And by the way, John,
- our analysts indicate
- 429
- 00:20:34,108 --> 00:20:36,401
- it could go a heck
- of a lot higher than that.
- 430
- 00:20:36,485 --> 00:20:42,449
- Your profit on a mere $6,000 investment
- would be upwards of $60,000!
- 431
- 00:20:42,658 --> 00:20:44,075
- Jesus! That's my mortgage, man.
- 432
- 00:20:44,160 --> 00:20:45,744
- Exactly. You could
- pay off your mortgage.
- 433
- 00:20:45,828 --> 00:20:47,329
- This stock will pay off my house?
- 434
- 00:20:47,413 --> 00:20:50,498
- John, one thing I can promise you,
- even in this market,
- 435
- 00:20:50,666 --> 00:20:54,085
- is that I never ask my clients
- to judge me on my winners.
- 436
- 00:20:54,295 --> 00:20:57,756
- I ask them to judge me on my losers
- because I have so few.
- 437
- 00:20:57,882 --> 00:20:59,424
- And in the case of Aerotyne,
- 438
- 00:20:59,508 --> 00:21:02,135
- based on every technical factor
- out there, John,
- 439
- 00:21:02,219 --> 00:21:05,347
- we are looking at
- a grand slam home run.
- 440
- 00:21:05,681 --> 00:21:08,308
- Okay, let's do it. I'll do four grand.
- 441
- 00:21:08,392 --> 00:21:10,602
- $4,000? That'd be 40,000 shares, John.
- 442
- 00:21:10,770 --> 00:21:12,145
- Let me lock in that trade right now
- 443
- 00:21:12,229 --> 00:21:13,521
- and get back to you with my secretary
- 444
- 00:21:13,606 --> 00:21:15,523
- with an exact confirmation.
- Sound good, John?
- 445
- 00:21:15,608 --> 00:21:16,858
- - Yeah, sounds good.
- - Great.
- 446
- 00:21:16,943 --> 00:21:18,109
- Hey, John.
- 447
- 00:21:18,194 --> 00:21:20,236
- Thank you for your vote of confidence.
- 448
- 00:21:20,321 --> 00:21:21,738
- And welcome to the Investor's Center.
- 449
- 00:21:21,822 --> 00:21:22,948
- Yeah, thanks a lot, man.
- 450
- 00:21:23,074 --> 00:21:24,324
- Bye-bye.
- 451
- 00:21:27,703 --> 00:21:29,371
- How'd you fucking do that?
- 452
- 00:21:31,832 --> 00:21:34,125
- Just like that, I made two grand.
- 453
- 00:21:34,210 --> 00:21:36,962
- The other guys looked at me
- like I'd just discovered fire.
- 454
- 00:21:38,547 --> 00:21:39,798
- Great! Even better!
- 455
- 00:21:39,924 --> 00:21:43,551
- I was selling garbage to garbage men
- and making cash hand over fist.
- 456
- 00:21:43,886 --> 00:21:46,179
- The only problem you're gonna have
- is that you didn't buy more.
- 457
- 00:21:48,265 --> 00:21:49,891
- So I was selling them shit.
- 458
- 00:21:50,309 --> 00:21:53,728
- But the way I looked at it,
- their money was better off in my pocket.
- 459
- 00:21:53,813 --> 00:21:55,647
- I knew how to spend it better.
- 460
- 00:21:56,107 --> 00:21:58,400
- Excuse me. Is that your car in the lot?
- 461
- 00:21:58,734 --> 00:21:59,901
- Yeah.
- 462
- 00:22:00,444 --> 00:22:01,945
- - It's a nice ride.
- - Thanks, man.
- 463
- 00:22:02,154 --> 00:22:03,238
- Donnie Azoff.
- 464
- 00:22:03,364 --> 00:22:04,364
- Hey. I'm Jordan Belfort.
- 465
- 00:22:04,448 --> 00:22:05,740
- - Nice to meet you.
- - How you doing?
- 466
- 00:22:05,825 --> 00:22:07,659
- You know, actually,
- I see that car around.
- 467
- 00:22:07,743 --> 00:22:09,411
- - I see it around a lot.
- - Oh, yeah, where?
- 468
- 00:22:09,495 --> 00:22:11,287
- I think we live in the same building.
- 469
- 00:22:11,372 --> 00:22:12,455
- - No shit?
- - Yeah, yeah.
- 470
- 00:22:12,540 --> 00:22:14,249
- - Twelfth floor?
- - Yeah. What floor are you on?
- 471
- 00:22:14,375 --> 00:22:15,458
- Fourth floor.
- 472
- 00:22:15,543 --> 00:22:17,377
- - I have two little kids. Ugly wife.
- - Right.
- 473
- 00:22:19,338 --> 00:22:20,422
- What do you do, bro?
- 474
- 00:22:21,757 --> 00:22:23,383
- What do you mean, what do I do?
- 475
- 00:22:23,509 --> 00:22:24,676
- For work, what do you do?
- 476
- 00:22:24,760 --> 00:22:25,927
- I'm a stockbroker.
- 477
- 00:22:26,095 --> 00:22:27,762
- - Stockbroker?
- - Yeah.
- 478
- 00:22:28,264 --> 00:22:29,431
- Children's furniture.
- 479
- 00:22:29,765 --> 00:22:30,807
- Oh, good for you.
- 480
- 00:22:30,891 --> 00:22:32,267
- It's all right.
- 481
- 00:22:32,560 --> 00:22:33,810
- You make a lot of money?
- 482
- 00:22:35,354 --> 00:22:36,938
- Yeah, I do all right for myself.
- 483
- 00:22:37,106 --> 00:22:38,273
- I'm trying to put it together.
- 484
- 00:22:38,399 --> 00:22:41,317
- You got your fucking nice car,
- we live in the same building. I just...
- 485
- 00:22:41,402 --> 00:22:43,987
- I'm not understanding...
- How much money do you make?
- 486
- 00:22:45,781 --> 00:22:47,866
- I don't know. $70,000 last month.
- 487
- 00:22:48,284 --> 00:22:49,743
- Get the fuck...
- 488
- 00:22:50,036 --> 00:22:51,619
- Get the fuck out of here.
- 489
- 00:22:51,787 --> 00:22:52,954
- No, I'm serious.
- 490
- 00:22:53,122 --> 00:22:54,289
- Yeah, no, I'm serious, too.
- 491
- 00:22:54,540 --> 00:22:56,416
- Seriously, how much money
- do you make?
- 492
- 00:22:56,709 --> 00:22:58,793
- I told you. $70,000.
- 493
- 00:22:59,003 --> 00:23:01,421
- Well, technically, $72,000.
- 494
- 00:23:01,630 --> 00:23:03,465
- Last month. Something like that.
- 495
- 00:23:04,467 --> 00:23:06,551
- You made 72 grand in one month?
- 496
- 00:23:06,635 --> 00:23:07,802
- Yeah.
- 497
- 00:23:12,266 --> 00:23:13,475
- I'll tell you what.
- 498
- 00:23:14,518 --> 00:23:16,728
- You show me a pay stub
- for $72,000 on it,
- 499
- 00:23:16,812 --> 00:23:19,147
- I quit my job right now
- and I work for you.
- 500
- 00:23:26,322 --> 00:23:27,489
- Hey, Paulie, what's up?
- 501
- 00:23:28,616 --> 00:23:29,908
- No, yeah, yeah. No, everything's fine.
- 502
- 00:23:30,034 --> 00:23:31,409
- Hey, listen, I quit.
- 503
- 00:23:31,660 --> 00:23:33,369
- And he did quit his job.
- 504
- 00:23:33,496 --> 00:23:36,414
- Which I thought was a little weird.
- I mean, I just met this fucking guy.
- 505
- 00:23:36,707 --> 00:23:38,374
- Don't fucking tell Susan.
- It's none of her business.
- 506
- 00:23:38,501 --> 00:23:39,793
- There were other things about him, too.
- 507
- 00:23:39,877 --> 00:23:42,003
- Like his phosphorescent white teeth.
- 508
- 00:23:42,088 --> 00:23:43,254
- ...wife! I gotta fucking
- deal with your wife?
- 509
- 00:23:43,339 --> 00:23:45,507
- The fact that he wore
- horn rims with clear lenses
- 510
- 00:23:45,591 --> 00:23:47,550
- just to look more WASP-y.
- 511
- 00:23:47,635 --> 00:23:50,512
- And then, there were these rumors.
- 512
- 00:23:51,055 --> 00:23:53,223
- I heard some stupid shit. I don't know.
- 513
- 00:23:53,307 --> 00:23:55,767
- Fuck, I didn't even want
- to bring it up. It's just...
- 514
- 00:23:55,851 --> 00:23:57,644
- - It's stupid.
- - Shit with me?
- 515
- 00:23:57,770 --> 00:23:59,896
- You know, people say shit.
- I don't even know.
- 516
- 00:23:59,980 --> 00:24:02,398
- I don't even listen to it half the time.
- 517
- 00:24:02,942 --> 00:24:04,067
- What are they saying?
- 518
- 00:24:04,860 --> 00:24:07,612
- Shit about you and your cousin
- or something like that.
- 519
- 00:24:07,696 --> 00:24:08,905
- I don't even listen to it.
- 520
- 00:24:08,989 --> 00:24:11,533
- Bro, it's not like that.
- 521
- 00:24:11,659 --> 00:24:13,076
- It's not like that.
- 522
- 00:24:13,160 --> 00:24:15,870
- Like you married your cousin
- or some stupid shit. No?
- 523
- 00:24:16,914 --> 00:24:17,956
- Yeah, my wife. Yeah.
- 524
- 00:24:18,040 --> 00:24:19,791
- My wife is my cousin, or whatever.
- 525
- 00:24:19,875 --> 00:24:22,502
- But it's not like what you think,
- or whatever, you know.
- 526
- 00:24:22,586 --> 00:24:24,546
- Is she like a first cousin, or is she...
- 527
- 00:24:24,713 --> 00:24:25,880
- Yeah, no, she's, you know...
- 528
- 00:24:26,048 --> 00:24:27,924
- Her... Her father
- 529
- 00:24:28,551 --> 00:24:30,677
- is the brother of my mom.
- 530
- 00:24:31,303 --> 00:24:32,387
- It's not like, what... You know.
- 531
- 00:24:32,513 --> 00:24:34,013
- Look, we grew up together.
- 532
- 00:24:34,098 --> 00:24:36,474
- And she grew up hot, you know.
- She fucking grew up hot.
- 533
- 00:24:36,559 --> 00:24:38,309
- And all my friends were
- trying to fuck her, you know.
- 534
- 00:24:38,394 --> 00:24:40,270
- And I'm not gonna let someone...
- 535
- 00:24:40,396 --> 00:24:41,938
- You know, one of these assholes
- fuck my cousin,
- 536
- 00:24:42,022 --> 00:24:45,483
- so, you know, I used the cousin thing
- as like an in with her.
- 537
- 00:24:45,609 --> 00:24:48,069
- I'm not gonna let
- someone else fuck my cousin.
- 538
- 00:24:48,154 --> 00:24:49,821
- You know, if anyone's
- gonna fuck my cousin,
- 539
- 00:24:49,905 --> 00:24:51,781
- it's gonna be me,
- out of respect. You know?
- 540
- 00:24:51,866 --> 00:24:52,991
- No, I get it. Yeah.
- 541
- 00:24:53,075 --> 00:24:55,243
- I mean, you're not afraid of like
- the whole kid thing, right?
- 542
- 00:24:55,369 --> 00:24:56,536
- - What? Having kids with her?
- - Yeah.
- 543
- 00:24:56,620 --> 00:24:57,829
- No. We have two kids.
- 544
- 00:24:58,080 --> 00:24:59,372
- And they're... I mean...
- 545
- 00:24:59,456 --> 00:25:02,041
- I don't want to get personal,
- but they're okay?
- 546
- 00:25:02,126 --> 00:25:04,252
- No, they're not retarded
- or anything like that.
- 547
- 00:25:04,420 --> 00:25:06,254
- But there's a big chance, right, if...
- 548
- 00:25:06,338 --> 00:25:08,673
- Yeah, there's like a 60%, you know,
- 549
- 00:25:08,757 --> 00:25:12,260
- 60 to 65% chance the kid's
- gonna be fucking retarded or whatever.
- 550
- 00:25:12,344 --> 00:25:13,428
- That'd scare the shit out of me, buddy.
- 551
- 00:25:13,554 --> 00:25:15,847
- Look, man, a lot of having a kid,
- or whatever, takes risk,
- 552
- 00:25:15,931 --> 00:25:17,682
- whether you're fucking cousins or not.
- 553
- 00:25:17,766 --> 00:25:20,518
- What if something like that happened?
- 554
- 00:25:20,603 --> 00:25:22,187
- Basically, you know,
- if the kid was retarded,
- 555
- 00:25:22,271 --> 00:25:25,565
- I would, you know,
- drive it up to the country
- 556
- 00:25:25,649 --> 00:25:27,317
- and just, like, you know,
- open the door and say,
- 557
- 00:25:27,443 --> 00:25:29,611
- "You're free now."
- You know, like, "Run free."
- 558
- 00:25:30,112 --> 00:25:31,196
- You know?
- 559
- 00:25:35,868 --> 00:25:37,952
- You're completely fucking with me.
- 560
- 00:25:40,247 --> 00:25:41,956
- That's horrible. You're not gonna...
- 561
- 00:25:42,041 --> 00:25:43,625
- You look like you've... No.
- 562
- 00:25:43,709 --> 00:25:45,543
- We would take it to, like,
- an institution or somewhere
- 563
- 00:25:45,628 --> 00:25:48,421
- that's handled to, like, you know,
- raise the kid or whatever.
- 564
- 00:25:48,881 --> 00:25:51,049
- You know what? If you're happy,
- God bless you, buddy.
- 565
- 00:25:51,133 --> 00:25:54,469
- No, I'm not fucking happy.
- No one who's married is fucking happy.
- 566
- 00:25:54,637 --> 00:25:56,304
- Well, I'm sorry to hear that, buddy.
- 567
- 00:25:56,472 --> 00:25:58,389
- Listen, I'm really, you know...
- 568
- 00:25:58,474 --> 00:26:00,808
- I'm really appreciative
- for this fucking job.
- 569
- 00:26:00,976 --> 00:26:02,060
- I'm really enjoying it.
- 570
- 00:26:02,144 --> 00:26:03,561
- I'm really happy with what you're doing.
- 571
- 00:26:03,646 --> 00:26:05,939
- Actually, I got you a little present.
- 572
- 00:26:06,065 --> 00:26:07,440
- - You got me a present?
- - I got you something.
- 573
- 00:26:07,524 --> 00:26:08,816
- Oh, fuck. You're sweet.
- 574
- 00:26:08,943 --> 00:26:10,151
- Yeah. It's in the back though.
- 575
- 00:26:10,945 --> 00:26:12,612
- - What do you mean?
- - You gotta go out back.
- 576
- 00:26:13,155 --> 00:26:14,989
- Like it's wrapped up or something?
- 577
- 00:26:15,115 --> 00:26:16,574
- It's wrapped up. Yeah.
- 578
- 00:26:16,659 --> 00:26:17,784
- - I don't get it.
- - Neither do I.
- 579
- 00:26:17,868 --> 00:26:19,327
- Let's fucking go. Come on.
- 580
- 00:26:20,579 --> 00:26:21,579
- Your turn.
- 581
- 00:26:21,664 --> 00:26:23,748
- I'm not fucking doing this.
- You're out of your fucking mind.
- 582
- 00:26:23,874 --> 00:26:25,792
- - Smoke this shit, bro.
- - No.
- 583
- 00:26:25,876 --> 00:26:27,877
- No one's fucking here, bro.
- 584
- 00:26:27,962 --> 00:26:29,003
- Get the fuck...
- 585
- 00:26:29,088 --> 00:26:30,880
- Fucking smoke crack with me, bro.
- 586
- 00:26:30,965 --> 00:26:32,090
- I'm not fucking doing it.
- 587
- 00:26:32,174 --> 00:26:34,884
- Smoke crack. Smoke some
- fucking crack with me, bro.
- 588
- 00:26:34,969 --> 00:26:37,345
- - One hit. One hit. That's it.
- - Okay.
- 589
- 00:26:37,680 --> 00:26:39,347
- Fucking nut job.
- 590
- 00:27:01,537 --> 00:27:03,079
- Wow!
- 591
- 00:27:05,624 --> 00:27:06,874
- Wow.
- 592
- 00:27:10,546 --> 00:27:11,879
- Let's go run, huh?
- 593
- 00:27:12,298 --> 00:27:14,090
- We gotta get out of here, buddy.
- 594
- 00:27:14,508 --> 00:27:16,968
- We gotta get out of here.
- Let's go fucking run.
- 595
- 00:27:17,052 --> 00:27:20,471
- Let's run like we're fucking lions
- and tigers and bears!
- 596
- 00:27:20,723 --> 00:27:23,057
- Let's run! Let's fucking run!
- 597
- 00:27:23,434 --> 00:27:25,143
- Let's fucking run! Go!
- 598
- 00:27:25,269 --> 00:27:26,602
- Go, go, go, go!
- 599
- 00:27:28,063 --> 00:27:30,064
- You've reached Frank's Best Auto Body.
- 600
- 00:27:30,149 --> 00:27:31,649
- We're closed right now.
- 601
- 00:27:31,734 --> 00:27:33,735
- So please leave us a message.
- 602
- 00:27:33,819 --> 00:27:35,486
- Hello. My name is Jordan Belfort.
- 603
- 00:27:35,571 --> 00:27:38,990
- My partner and I are very interested
- in renting out your garage.
- 604
- 00:27:39,074 --> 00:27:41,534
- Donnie and I were
- going out on our own.
- 605
- 00:27:41,618 --> 00:27:43,953
- And the first thing
- we needed was brokers.
- 606
- 00:27:44,038 --> 00:27:45,955
- Guys with sales experience.
- 607
- 00:27:46,040 --> 00:27:47,957
- So I recruited
- some of my hometown boys.
- 608
- 00:27:48,042 --> 00:27:51,210
- Sea Otter, who sold meat and weed.
- 609
- 00:27:51,295 --> 00:27:54,672
- Chester, who sold tires and weed.
- 610
- 00:27:54,757 --> 00:27:57,592
- And Robbie, who sold anything
- he could get his hands on.
- 611
- 00:27:57,801 --> 00:27:58,968
- Mostly weed.
- 612
- 00:27:59,595 --> 00:28:01,596
- Can you bring me some ketchup? Okay?
- 613
- 00:28:02,014 --> 00:28:03,097
- This is Brad.
- 614
- 00:28:03,182 --> 00:28:04,849
- And Brad's the guy I really wanted.
- 615
- 00:28:04,933 --> 00:28:06,184
- But he didn't go along with us.
- 616
- 00:28:06,268 --> 00:28:08,811
- He was already making
- so much money selling Quaaludes,
- 617
- 00:28:08,896 --> 00:28:11,647
- he'd become the Quaalude king
- of Bayside.
- 618
- 00:28:11,774 --> 00:28:12,815
- Getting any pussy
- with that thing or what?
- 619
- 00:28:12,900 --> 00:28:13,858
- Yeah, man, of course.
- 620
- 00:28:13,942 --> 00:28:15,860
- Bring some of them chicks
- around here sometime, huh?
- 621
- 00:28:15,944 --> 00:28:17,195
- Let 'em watch.
- 622
- 00:28:17,279 --> 00:28:19,113
- Let 'em watch. Know what I mean?
- 623
- 00:28:19,615 --> 00:28:23,201
- Hey, Zip! You tell your sister
- I was asking about her.
- 624
- 00:28:23,619 --> 00:28:26,454
- Why don't you bring me a pair of
- her panties next time you come through.
- 625
- 00:28:26,789 --> 00:28:29,374
- Yeah, man. She said she don't want
- to talk to you anymore, man.
- 626
- 00:28:29,625 --> 00:28:30,666
- Get the fuck out of here.
- 627
- 00:28:32,086 --> 00:28:33,961
- Hey, Ma, we got chicken or what?
- 628
- 00:28:34,922 --> 00:28:36,005
- Ma!
- 629
- 00:28:36,673 --> 00:28:38,674
- You listening? It's easier than you think.
- 630
- 00:28:38,801 --> 00:28:40,218
- Every person you're on the phone with,
- 631
- 00:28:40,302 --> 00:28:42,804
- they want to get rich
- and they want to get rich quickly.
- 632
- 00:28:42,888 --> 00:28:44,055
- They all want something for nothing.
- 633
- 00:28:44,139 --> 00:28:46,599
- There was this one time that
- I was selling pot to this Amish dude.
- 634
- 00:28:46,683 --> 00:28:48,059
- You know those guys
- who got like the beard
- 635
- 00:28:48,143 --> 00:28:50,186
- with like no mustache or some bullshit?
- 636
- 00:28:50,771 --> 00:28:54,148
- Well, he says that he only
- wants to make furniture.
- 637
- 00:28:54,775 --> 00:28:55,733
- I don't understand.
- 638
- 00:28:55,818 --> 00:28:56,984
- What's that got to do with anything?
- 639
- 00:28:57,152 --> 00:28:58,945
- What the fuck are you talking about?
- 640
- 00:28:59,279 --> 00:29:00,905
- I'm not putting words
- in your mouth or nothing,
- 641
- 00:29:00,989 --> 00:29:04,158
- but you just said that
- everybody wants to get rich.
- 642
- 00:29:04,326 --> 00:29:06,661
- Holy fuck, you did just say that.
- 643
- 00:29:07,329 --> 00:29:09,080
- What the fuck are you talking about?
- 644
- 00:29:09,164 --> 00:29:11,249
- Yeah, like Buddhists.
- They don't give a shit about money.
- 645
- 00:29:11,333 --> 00:29:13,334
- They're wrapped in sheets.
- They're not buying shit.
- 646
- 00:29:13,419 --> 00:29:15,169
- I'm not talking about
- Buddhists or Amish.
- 647
- 00:29:15,254 --> 00:29:18,005
- I'm talking about normal people,
- working-class, everyday people.
- 648
- 00:29:18,090 --> 00:29:20,007
- Everyone wants to get rich. Am I crazy?
- 649
- 00:29:20,092 --> 00:29:21,384
- There's no such thing
- as an Amish Buddhist.
- 650
- 00:29:21,468 --> 00:29:23,344
- - I'm pretty fucking sure.
- - There could be.
- 651
- 00:29:24,221 --> 00:29:25,680
- Can we get some ketchup, please?
- 652
- 00:29:25,764 --> 00:29:27,140
- Do you guys not want to make money?
- 653
- 00:29:27,224 --> 00:29:28,975
- I want to make some money.
- 654
- 00:29:29,059 --> 00:29:30,351
- I want to make
- some fucking money, okay.
- 655
- 00:29:30,436 --> 00:29:31,769
- I can sell anything.
- 656
- 00:29:31,854 --> 00:29:33,771
- Shit, I can sell ludes
- to a convent full of nuns,
- 657
- 00:29:33,856 --> 00:29:35,773
- and get them so horny
- they'd be fucking each other.
- 658
- 00:29:35,858 --> 00:29:37,692
- That's the attitude.
- You can sell anything?
- 659
- 00:29:37,776 --> 00:29:39,360
- Sell me this fucking pen right here.
- 660
- 00:29:39,445 --> 00:29:41,112
- You can sell anything.
- Sell that. Go ahead.
- 661
- 00:29:41,196 --> 00:29:42,363
- Sell me the pen.
- 662
- 00:29:43,157 --> 00:29:45,158
- Can I finish eating first?
- I haven't eaten today.
- 663
- 00:29:45,325 --> 00:29:47,618
- Brad, show them how it's done. Boom.
- 664
- 00:29:47,744 --> 00:29:49,203
- Sell me that pen. Watch. Go on.
- 665
- 00:29:49,371 --> 00:29:50,830
- You want me to sell this fucking pen?
- 666
- 00:29:50,914 --> 00:29:53,416
- That's my boy right there.
- Can fucking sell anything.
- 667
- 00:29:53,500 --> 00:29:54,500
- Why don't you do me a favor.
- 668
- 00:29:54,585 --> 00:29:56,252
- Write your name down
- on that napkin for me.
- 669
- 00:29:56,336 --> 00:29:57,378
- I don't have a pen.
- 670
- 00:29:57,463 --> 00:29:59,172
- Exactly. Supply and demand, my friend.
- 671
- 00:29:59,256 --> 00:30:00,339
- - Holy shit.
- - See what I'm saying?
- 672
- 00:30:00,424 --> 00:30:01,799
- He's creating urgency.
- 673
- 00:30:01,967 --> 00:30:03,342
- Get them to want to buy the stock.
- 674
- 00:30:03,427 --> 00:30:05,303
- Convince them it's something
- they need, you know what I mean?
- 675
- 00:30:05,387 --> 00:30:06,554
- And that's the thing.
- 676
- 00:30:06,638 --> 00:30:08,139
- All nuns are lesbians.
- 677
- 00:30:08,390 --> 00:30:10,141
- What the fuck
- are you talking about, Otter?
- 678
- 00:30:10,225 --> 00:30:13,019
- Think about it. They can't keep a dude
- so they're gonna start fucking chicks.
- 679
- 00:30:13,103 --> 00:30:15,229
- Four fucking times, Kimmie! Four times.
- 680
- 00:30:15,397 --> 00:30:16,772
- - He's not with us.
- - Friggin' Rambo.
- 681
- 00:30:16,857 --> 00:30:18,191
- Now she runs.
- 682
- 00:30:18,317 --> 00:30:21,152
- But look. I knew these guys
- weren't like Harvard MBAs.
- 683
- 00:30:21,236 --> 00:30:25,156
- Robbie Feinberg, the pinhead,
- took five years to finish high school.
- 684
- 00:30:25,240 --> 00:30:28,159
- Alden Kupferberg, the Sea Otter,
- didn't even graduate.
- 685
- 00:30:28,410 --> 00:30:32,497
- Chester Ming, the depraved Chinaman,
- thought jujitsu was in Israel.
- 686
- 00:30:32,706 --> 00:30:35,041
- Smartest of the bunch
- was Nicky Koskoff.
- 687
- 00:30:35,125 --> 00:30:36,792
- He actually went to law school.
- 688
- 00:30:36,877 --> 00:30:40,296
- I called him Rugrat
- because of his piece of shit hairpiece.
- 689
- 00:30:41,089 --> 00:30:44,217
- Still, give them to me
- young, hungry and stupid
- 690
- 00:30:44,301 --> 00:30:47,345
- and in no time, I'll make them rich.
- 691
- 00:30:49,473 --> 00:30:50,598
- Oh, my God.
- 692
- 00:30:51,058 --> 00:30:52,141
- Jordan, that...
- 693
- 00:30:52,434 --> 00:30:53,559
- You like it, baby?
- 694
- 00:30:53,644 --> 00:30:55,394
- Oh, my God, it's beautiful.
- 695
- 00:30:56,104 --> 00:30:57,897
- They're not the biggest stones
- in the world,
- 696
- 00:30:57,981 --> 00:30:59,732
- but I promise they're really high quality.
- 697
- 00:30:59,816 --> 00:31:01,192
- It's beautiful.
- 698
- 00:31:01,568 --> 00:31:03,194
- They're so beautiful.
- 699
- 00:31:03,779 --> 00:31:04,779
- Oh, boy.
- 700
- 00:31:05,280 --> 00:31:06,280
- What?
- 701
- 00:31:06,365 --> 00:31:08,866
- I know that look. What is it? Go ahead.
- 702
- 00:31:08,951 --> 00:31:10,618
- I don't know, it's... You know...
- 703
- 00:31:11,203 --> 00:31:13,496
- These stocks... These companies...
- 704
- 00:31:14,039 --> 00:31:15,623
- They're like crappy companies.
- 705
- 00:31:15,749 --> 00:31:16,999
- - Well, yeah.
- - Okay.
- 706
- 00:31:17,125 --> 00:31:18,459
- Yeah, they're terrible.
- 707
- 00:31:19,336 --> 00:31:22,004
- Don't worry about it. I told you,
- what I'm doing is completely legal.
- 708
- 00:31:22,130 --> 00:31:23,172
- Yeah, I know.
- 709
- 00:31:23,257 --> 00:31:25,383
- But they're not gonna make
- anyone money though, right?
- 710
- 00:31:26,260 --> 00:31:28,261
- Well, sometimes they do,
- sometimes they don't.
- 711
- 00:31:28,345 --> 00:31:29,762
- You know how it goes.
- 712
- 00:31:29,972 --> 00:31:32,390
- Wouldn't you feel better
- if you sold that stuff to rich people
- 713
- 00:31:32,474 --> 00:31:35,434
- who can, like, afford
- to lose all that money?
- 714
- 00:31:36,645 --> 00:31:37,645
- Of course.
- 715
- 00:31:38,814 --> 00:31:40,856
- But rich people don't buy penny stocks.
- 716
- 00:31:41,483 --> 00:31:42,817
- They just don't.
- 717
- 00:31:43,193 --> 00:31:44,485
- Why not?
- 718
- 00:31:46,488 --> 00:31:49,657
- Because they're too smart,
- that's why not.
- 719
- 00:31:49,825 --> 00:31:52,743
- I mean, what person
- with a college education
- 720
- 00:31:52,828 --> 00:31:54,120
- would trust this bunch of jerk-offs?
- 721
- 00:31:54,204 --> 00:31:55,413
- Hang up the phone.
- Tell him you'll call him back.
- 722
- 00:31:55,497 --> 00:31:56,581
- I got five fucking grand
- on the phone right now!
- 723
- 00:31:56,665 --> 00:31:57,707
- Hey!
- 724
- 00:31:57,791 --> 00:32:00,751
- But what if they didn't sound
- like a bunch of jerk-offs?
- 725
- 00:32:00,877 --> 00:32:04,088
- What if I could teach them
- how to sell to people with money?
- 726
- 00:32:04,298 --> 00:32:05,673
- Real money.
- 727
- 00:32:06,341 --> 00:32:07,925
- So I decided to reinvent the company.
- 728
- 00:32:08,510 --> 00:32:10,636
- Gentlemen, welcome
- 729
- 00:32:11,388 --> 00:32:13,514
- to Stratton Oakmont.
- 730
- 00:32:13,849 --> 00:32:18,686
- You schnooks will now be targeting
- the wealthiest 1% of Americans.
- 731
- 00:32:18,979 --> 00:32:20,813
- We're talking about whales here.
- 732
- 00:32:21,023 --> 00:32:22,773
- Moby fucking Dicks.
- 733
- 00:32:22,899 --> 00:32:27,069
- And with this script,
- which is now your new harpoon,
- 734
- 00:32:27,154 --> 00:32:29,238
- I'm gonna teach
- each and every one of you
- 735
- 00:32:29,364 --> 00:32:31,991
- to be Captain fucking Ahab.
- 736
- 00:32:32,284 --> 00:32:33,701
- Get it? Huh?
- 737
- 00:32:33,869 --> 00:32:35,161
- Captain who?
- 738
- 00:32:35,245 --> 00:32:36,662
- Captain Ahab. From the fucking...
- 739
- 00:32:38,457 --> 00:32:40,333
- The book, motherfucker. From the book.
- 740
- 00:32:40,417 --> 00:32:42,418
- Turn your fucking brain on.
- 741
- 00:32:42,502 --> 00:32:44,003
- - Fuck you.
- - Jesus fuck, Robbie.
- 742
- 00:32:44,087 --> 00:32:46,922
- Listen to me.
- We're a new company with a new name.
- 743
- 00:32:47,007 --> 00:32:50,176
- A company that
- our clients can believe in.
- 744
- 00:32:50,385 --> 00:32:53,179
- A company that our clients can trust.
- 745
- 00:32:53,263 --> 00:32:57,808
- A firm whose roots are
- so deeply embedded into Wall Street
- 746
- 00:32:57,893 --> 00:33:01,312
- that our very founders
- sailed over on the Mayflower
- 747
- 00:33:01,396 --> 00:33:03,230
- and chiseled the name
- Stratton Oakmont
- 748
- 00:33:03,315 --> 00:33:05,608
- right into Plymouth fucking Rock!
- 749
- 00:33:05,859 --> 00:33:06,984
- You got it?
- 750
- 00:33:07,527 --> 00:33:09,236
- What we're gonna do is this.
- 751
- 00:33:09,321 --> 00:33:14,492
- First we pitch 'em Disney, AT&T, IBM,
- blue chip stocks exclusively.
- 752
- 00:33:14,576 --> 00:33:16,744
- Companies these people know.
- 753
- 00:33:16,995 --> 00:33:20,873
- Once we've suckered them in,
- we unload the dog shit.
- 754
- 00:33:20,999 --> 00:33:24,669
- The pink sheets, the penny stocks,
- where we make the money.
- 755
- 00:33:24,920 --> 00:33:26,921
- 50% commission, baby.
- 756
- 00:33:27,255 --> 00:33:30,007
- Now the key to making money
- in a situation like this
- 757
- 00:33:30,092 --> 00:33:33,094
- is to position yourself now
- before the settlement.
- 758
- 00:33:33,303 --> 00:33:36,097
- Because by the time you read about it
- in The Wall Street Journal,
- 759
- 00:33:36,181 --> 00:33:38,057
- it's already too late.
- 760
- 00:33:38,809 --> 00:33:40,267
- Then you wait.
- 761
- 00:33:40,352 --> 00:33:41,435
- You wait.
- 762
- 00:33:41,520 --> 00:33:44,105
- And whoever speaks first loses.
- 763
- 00:33:46,149 --> 00:33:47,358
- Sorry...
- 764
- 00:33:47,526 --> 00:33:48,943
- I appreciate the call.
- 765
- 00:33:49,111 --> 00:33:53,239
- I really have to give this some thought
- and talk to my wife about it.
- 766
- 00:33:53,323 --> 00:33:54,657
- Can I call you back?
- 767
- 00:33:54,741 --> 00:33:56,033
- They don't know, right?
- They gotta think about it,
- 768
- 00:33:56,118 --> 00:33:58,494
- they gotta talk to their fucking wives,
- or the fucking Tooth Fairy.
- 769
- 00:33:58,578 --> 00:34:00,371
- Point is, it doesn't matter
- what the fuck they say.
- 770
- 00:34:00,455 --> 00:34:03,958
- The only real objection that they have
- is that they don't trust you guys.
- 771
- 00:34:04,042 --> 00:34:05,668
- And why should they trust you?
- I mean, look at you.
- 772
- 00:34:05,794 --> 00:34:07,503
- You're a bunch of fucking
- sleazy salesmen, right?
- 773
- 00:34:08,797 --> 00:34:10,297
- So, what do you say?
- 774
- 00:34:10,382 --> 00:34:13,551
- You mean to tell me that if I put you in
- at Union Carbide at seven
- 775
- 00:34:13,635 --> 00:34:15,052
- and took you out at 32...
- 776
- 00:34:15,137 --> 00:34:17,722
- Texas Instruments at 11
- and took you out at 47...
- 777
- 00:34:17,806 --> 00:34:20,266
- U.S. Steel at 16, took you out at 41...
- 778
- 00:34:20,350 --> 00:34:22,017
- You wouldn't be saying
- to me right now, "Chester,
- 779
- 00:34:22,144 --> 00:34:23,894
- "pick me up
- a few thousand shares of Disney
- 780
- 00:34:23,979 --> 00:34:26,105
- "on the spot, right now. Come on."
- 781
- 00:34:26,189 --> 00:34:27,523
- Honestly, Kevin? Honestly? Seriously?
- 782
- 00:34:27,607 --> 00:34:28,941
- I don't know you.
- 783
- 00:34:29,025 --> 00:34:31,318
- You cold-called me.
- You're a total stranger.
- 784
- 00:34:31,486 --> 00:34:34,238
- I am in complete agreement with you.
- You don't know me, I don't know you.
- 785
- 00:34:34,406 --> 00:34:36,949
- Let me introduce myself to you.
- My name is Alden Kupferberg.
- 786
- 00:34:37,033 --> 00:34:38,367
- - Robbie Feinberg.
- - Chester Ming.
- 787
- 00:34:38,493 --> 00:34:40,286
- I'm Senior Vice President
- at Stratton Oakmont...
- 788
- 00:34:40,370 --> 00:34:41,787
- ...and I plan on being one of the...
- 789
- 00:34:41,872 --> 00:34:44,165
- ...top brokers in my firm next year.
- 790
- 00:34:44,249 --> 00:34:46,167
- And I'm not gonna get there
- by being wrong, Stanley.
- 791
- 00:34:46,334 --> 00:34:48,252
- I do wanna say that you sound like a...
- 792
- 00:34:48,336 --> 00:34:50,087
- You sound like a pretty sincere guy.
- 793
- 00:34:50,172 --> 00:34:52,423
- It's not gonna make you rich
- and it's not gonna make you poor.
- 794
- 00:34:52,507 --> 00:34:54,967
- But what this trade will do is serve as...
- 795
- 00:34:55,051 --> 00:34:57,303
- ...a benchmark for
- future business, Kevin.
- 796
- 00:34:57,429 --> 00:34:59,221
- You feel comfortable
- with me now, Scotty?
- 797
- 00:34:59,347 --> 00:35:00,598
- And then you'll know for sure
- 798
- 00:35:00,682 --> 00:35:02,725
- that you finally found
- a broker on Wall Street
- 799
- 00:35:02,809 --> 00:35:04,351
- that you can trust,
- 800
- 00:35:04,436 --> 00:35:08,022
- and who can consistently
- make you money.
- 801
- 00:35:08,190 --> 00:35:09,523
- Sound fair enough?
- 802
- 00:35:11,693 --> 00:35:13,527
- You know what... Yeah.
- 803
- 00:35:14,404 --> 00:35:16,489
- I gotta say, I'm pretty impressed.
- 804
- 00:35:18,033 --> 00:35:19,325
- What are you thinking?
- 805
- 00:35:19,409 --> 00:35:20,493
- Kevin.
- 806
- 00:35:21,077 --> 00:35:22,953
- You give me one shot here
- 807
- 00:35:23,038 --> 00:35:25,664
- on a blue chip stock like Kodak,
- 808
- 00:35:25,749 --> 00:35:27,958
- and believe me, Kevin,
- 809
- 00:35:28,043 --> 00:35:30,544
- the only problem you're gonna have
- 810
- 00:35:30,629 --> 00:35:33,047
- is that you didn't buy more.
- 811
- 00:35:33,215 --> 00:35:34,715
- Sound fair enough?
- 812
- 00:35:36,218 --> 00:35:37,259
- Shit. My...
- 813
- 00:35:41,181 --> 00:35:42,807
- My wife might divorce me, but...
- 814
- 00:35:42,933 --> 00:35:44,058
- Yeah, let's do it.
- 815
- 00:35:45,727 --> 00:35:47,144
- Excellent choice, Kevin.
- 816
- 00:35:47,229 --> 00:35:49,063
- How much do you
- want to go for this time?
- 817
- 00:35:49,231 --> 00:35:51,106
- Let's do five... $5,000.
- 818
- 00:35:51,191 --> 00:35:52,358
- Can we try 8,000, Kevin?
- 819
- 00:35:52,442 --> 00:35:53,776
- All right. Let's do 10.
- 820
- 00:35:54,069 --> 00:35:55,152
- - Ten.
- - You want to do that?
- 821
- 00:35:55,237 --> 00:35:56,237
- Excellent choice!
- 822
- 00:35:56,321 --> 00:35:59,114
- Kevin, let me lock in that trade right now
- and get back to you in a few minutes
- 823
- 00:35:59,199 --> 00:36:00,491
- with an exact confirmation, Kevin.
- 824
- 00:36:00,575 --> 00:36:03,160
- And welcome to Stratton Oakmont.
- 825
- 00:36:03,245 --> 00:36:05,412
- Thanks, man. I'm gonna have a beer.
- 826
- 00:36:05,580 --> 00:36:06,622
- This is fun.
- 827
- 00:36:06,706 --> 00:36:07,915
- Take it easy, Kev.
- 828
- 00:36:08,083 --> 00:36:09,917
- Hey, thanks, Jordan. Thanks a...
- 829
- 00:36:10,669 --> 00:36:12,586
- Fuck that motherfucker!
- 830
- 00:36:12,796 --> 00:36:14,547
- That's what I'm talking about!
- 831
- 00:36:18,009 --> 00:36:19,301
- What a fucking idiot.
- 832
- 00:36:19,553 --> 00:36:22,847
- The one thing I know about
- in this world is airlines.
- 833
- 00:36:23,181 --> 00:36:26,308
- And Cuchon Airlines
- is the future of airlines.
- 834
- 00:36:26,434 --> 00:36:27,518
- Get in now or...
- 835
- 00:36:27,727 --> 00:36:29,353
- - I'm Nicky Koskoff...
- - Chester Ming...
- 836
- 00:36:29,437 --> 00:36:31,939
- ...and I'm a Senior Vice President
- with Stratton Oakmont.
- 837
- 00:36:32,691 --> 00:36:36,151
- Judy, I am so, so, so sorry for your loss.
- 838
- 00:36:36,611 --> 00:36:37,695
- When did he pass?
- 839
- 00:36:37,779 --> 00:36:38,779
- Just say I'm wrong, right.
- 840
- 00:36:38,864 --> 00:36:39,905
- And the stock goes down
- a couple points...
- 841
- 00:36:39,990 --> 00:36:41,490
- ...and it makes you,
- in the words of my grandfather,
- 842
- 00:36:41,575 --> 00:36:44,368
- God rest his soul, "A shit ton of money."
- 843
- 00:36:44,452 --> 00:36:45,578
- It's like getting in on fucking sunlight
- 844
- 00:36:45,662 --> 00:36:47,288
- before there was fucking sunlight.
- You understand?
- 845
- 00:36:47,455 --> 00:36:49,123
- Can we do 8,000 shares?
- 846
- 00:36:49,207 --> 00:36:50,666
- Okay, 25,000.
- 847
- 00:36:52,544 --> 00:36:53,794
- That's a very intelligent decision.
- 848
- 00:36:53,879 --> 00:36:55,504
- I'm gonna transfer you
- to my sales associate.
- 849
- 00:36:56,423 --> 00:36:57,464
- Rhonda!
- 850
- 00:36:58,174 --> 00:36:59,466
- - Rhonda!
- ...put you through to Andrea.
- 851
- 00:36:59,551 --> 00:37:01,176
- Has anybody fucking seen Rhonda?
- 852
- 00:37:07,726 --> 00:37:09,059
- Everybody have a good week?
- 853
- 00:37:09,144 --> 00:37:10,185
- Yeah!
- 854
- 00:37:11,563 --> 00:37:12,688
- The end of the month.
- 855
- 00:37:12,814 --> 00:37:16,191
- $28.7 million in gross commissions,
- 856
- 00:37:16,276 --> 00:37:19,570
- all from pink sheet stock, boys!
- 857
- 00:37:20,906 --> 00:37:23,908
- And to celebrate with
- our weekly act of debauchery,
- 858
- 00:37:23,992 --> 00:37:25,743
- I have offered
- our lovely sales assistant,
- 859
- 00:37:25,827 --> 00:37:27,745
- Danielle Harrison, here,
- 860
- 00:37:27,829 --> 00:37:31,582
- $10,000 to shave her fucking head!
- 861
- 00:37:32,250 --> 00:37:33,375
- Yeah!
- 862
- 00:37:34,711 --> 00:37:36,337
- Yeah, you want this?
- 863
- 00:37:36,504 --> 00:37:37,504
- You want this?
- 864
- 00:37:37,672 --> 00:37:40,007
- Let's scalp her! Scalp her!
- 865
- 00:37:40,216 --> 00:37:42,426
- Let the scalping begin!
- 866
- 00:37:46,181 --> 00:37:47,473
- Scalp! Scalp! Scalp!
- 867
- 00:37:49,434 --> 00:37:54,688
- FYI, boys, Danielle has promised
- to use this $10,000 for breast implants!
- 868
- 00:37:54,773 --> 00:37:58,192
- She's already got C cups,
- but now she wants fucking double D's!
- 869
- 00:37:58,360 --> 00:38:01,028
- Is this a great fucking
- company or what?
- 870
- 00:38:03,365 --> 00:38:06,241
- Is this the greatest company
- in the world?
- 871
- 00:38:09,371 --> 00:38:10,663
- Donnie!
- 872
- 00:38:10,830 --> 00:38:14,208
- Blow the roof off this motherfucker!
- 873
- 00:38:43,029 --> 00:38:44,446
- Champagne?
- 874
- 00:38:48,410 --> 00:38:50,828
- Send in the stripees!
- 875
- 00:39:25,238 --> 00:39:26,280
- Mine!
- 876
- 00:39:41,337 --> 00:39:44,965
- Word about us spread
- throughout Wall Street.
- 877
- 00:39:45,050 --> 00:39:47,342
- Even the places I didn't want it to.
- 878
- 00:39:56,561 --> 00:39:59,021
- It wasn't long before Forbes magazine,
- 879
- 00:39:59,105 --> 00:40:01,899
- the flagship of Wall Street,
- called to do a profile on me.
- 880
- 00:40:01,983 --> 00:40:05,277
- Let me ask you, how do you see
- the future for Stratton Oakmont?
- 881
- 00:40:05,361 --> 00:40:06,528
- One word?
- 882
- 00:40:08,865 --> 00:40:10,741
- Diversification.
- 883
- 00:40:10,825 --> 00:40:12,117
- Sounds good. Thank you so much.
- I have more than enough.
- 884
- 00:40:12,202 --> 00:40:13,202
- - I appreciate your time.
- - Fantastic.
- 885
- 00:40:13,286 --> 00:40:14,286
- Can we get a quick picture?
- 886
- 00:40:15,830 --> 00:40:18,874
- A total fucking hatchet job.
- 887
- 00:40:18,958 --> 00:40:21,126
- This conniving little twat! Look at this!
- 888
- 00:40:21,628 --> 00:40:24,379
- "The Wolf of Wall Street"
- they call me. Look.
- 889
- 00:40:24,464 --> 00:40:25,422
- Your hair looks good.
- 890
- 00:40:25,507 --> 00:40:26,924
- - Well, my hair looks good.
- - Yeah.
- 891
- 00:40:28,134 --> 00:40:31,136
- "Jordan Belfort, sounding like
- a kind of twisted Robin Hood
- 892
- 00:40:31,221 --> 00:40:33,847
- "who takes from the rich
- and gives to himself
- 893
- 00:40:33,973 --> 00:40:35,724
- "and his merry little band of brokers."
- 894
- 00:40:35,809 --> 00:40:37,643
- - Read that. Read it.
- - Listen.
- 895
- 00:40:37,727 --> 00:40:41,105
- There is no such thing
- as bad publicity, sweetheart.
- 896
- 00:40:41,189 --> 00:40:42,689
- Read the article, babe.
- 897
- 00:40:42,857 --> 00:40:45,234
- Jordan, you look great!
- You're in a huge magazine.
- 898
- 00:40:45,360 --> 00:40:46,902
- Big fucking deal I look great.
- 899
- 00:40:48,154 --> 00:40:49,530
- Mr. Belfort! Can you
- look at my resume, please?
- 900
- 00:40:49,614 --> 00:40:51,532
- Excuse me, excuse me, sir!
- 901
- 00:40:53,910 --> 00:40:55,410
- Calm the fuck down!
- 902
- 00:40:55,995 --> 00:40:57,287
- What the hell's all this?
- 903
- 00:40:57,497 --> 00:41:00,207
- It's the Forbes article.
- They all want to work for you now.
- 904
- 00:41:00,375 --> 00:41:01,458
- Hey! What did I say?
- 905
- 00:41:01,543 --> 00:41:02,709
- I'm just trying to be nice.
- 906
- 00:41:03,044 --> 00:41:05,629
- Hey, you want a job, you talk to me!
- 907
- 00:41:06,005 --> 00:41:07,005
- - Mr. Belfort!
- - Give me one minute.
- 908
- 00:41:07,173 --> 00:41:09,716
- Forbes made me a superstar.
- 909
- 00:41:10,927 --> 00:41:15,764
- Every day, dozens of money-crazed
- kids beat a path to my door.
- 910
- 00:41:16,641 --> 00:41:19,768
- If we hired 'em, they dropped
- straight out of college overnight
- 911
- 00:41:19,853 --> 00:41:23,981
- and spent whatever allowance they had
- on a new suit from our Stratton tailor.
- 912
- 00:41:24,065 --> 00:41:25,607
- Are you fucking serious right now?
- 913
- 00:41:26,109 --> 00:41:29,778
- I mean, we were literally
- putting clothes on these kids' backs.
- 914
- 00:41:29,904 --> 00:41:32,865
- And here comes this jerk-off
- sniffing around.
- 915
- 00:41:33,074 --> 00:41:36,118
- But, you know, every time
- someone rises up in this world,
- 916
- 00:41:36,202 --> 00:41:39,580
- there's always gonna be
- some asshole trying to drag him down.
- 917
- 00:41:40,957 --> 00:41:44,918
- Within months, we doubled in size,
- moved to even bigger offices.
- 918
- 00:41:52,343 --> 00:41:53,594
- It was a madhouse.
- 919
- 00:41:54,095 --> 00:41:55,262
- A greed-fest,
- 920
- 00:41:55,346 --> 00:41:59,266
- with equal parts cocaine,
- testosterone, and body fluids.
- 921
- 00:41:59,684 --> 00:42:00,809
- Yes!
- 922
- 00:42:01,686 --> 00:42:05,439
- It got so bad, I had to declare
- the office a fuck-free zone
- 923
- 00:42:05,523 --> 00:42:07,441
- between the hours of 9:00 and 7:00.
- 924
- 00:42:07,525 --> 00:42:10,194
- But I'm telling you, even that didn't help.
- 925
- 00:42:10,278 --> 00:42:13,322
- Actually, the madness started
- on our very first day,
- 926
- 00:42:13,406 --> 00:42:14,865
- when one of our brokers, Ben Jenner,
- 927
- 00:42:14,949 --> 00:42:17,075
- christened the elevator
- by getting a blowjob
- 928
- 00:42:17,160 --> 00:42:18,702
- from a sales assistant.
- 929
- 00:42:18,786 --> 00:42:20,662
- Her name was Pam, and to her credit,
- 930
- 00:42:20,747 --> 00:42:25,792
- she did have this amazing technique,
- with this wild twist and jerk motion.
- 931
- 00:42:25,960 --> 00:42:27,294
- About a month later,
- 932
- 00:42:27,378 --> 00:42:29,296
- Donnie and I decided
- to double-team her
- 933
- 00:42:29,380 --> 00:42:30,547
- on a Saturday afternoon
- 934
- 00:42:30,632 --> 00:42:33,383
- while our wives were out
- shopping for Christmas dresses.
- 935
- 00:42:33,760 --> 00:42:35,052
- Eventually, Ben married her,
- 936
- 00:42:35,136 --> 00:42:37,596
- which was pretty amazing
- considering she blew
- 937
- 00:42:37,680 --> 00:42:39,973
- every single guy in the office.
- 938
- 00:42:40,225 --> 00:42:43,310
- Then he got depressed
- and killed himself three years later.
- 939
- 00:42:43,561 --> 00:42:47,856
- Anyway, I hired my dad, Max,
- to maintain order as the Enforcer.
- 940
- 00:42:47,941 --> 00:42:49,608
- Stratton's very own Gestapo.
- 941
- 00:42:51,486 --> 00:42:54,488
- We called him Mad Max
- because of his hair-trigger temper,
- 942
- 00:42:54,572 --> 00:42:58,492
- which could be set off by something
- as innocuous as a ringing telephone.
- 943
- 00:42:59,661 --> 00:43:02,287
- Who the fuck has the goddamn gall
- 944
- 00:43:02,372 --> 00:43:04,998
- to call this house on a Tuesday night?
- 945
- 00:43:05,250 --> 00:43:07,251
- God damn it!
- 946
- 00:43:07,335 --> 00:43:08,377
- You're gonna miss it!
- 947
- 00:43:08,461 --> 00:43:10,295
- Please, tell me something I don't know.
- 948
- 00:43:10,380 --> 00:43:13,131
- I wait all week for the fucking Equalizer
- 949
- 00:43:13,216 --> 00:43:15,509
- and they have to fucking... Hello.
- 950
- 00:43:15,593 --> 00:43:17,302
- But as soon as
- he picked up the phone...
- 951
- 00:43:17,387 --> 00:43:18,679
- Gene. How are you, Gene?
- 952
- 00:43:18,805 --> 00:43:20,722
- ...he'd affect this weird British accent.
- 953
- 00:43:20,807 --> 00:43:23,016
- Right-o, Gene, that'd be great.
- 954
- 00:43:23,142 --> 00:43:24,309
- Cheerio.
- 955
- 00:43:24,394 --> 00:43:25,435
- It was absolutely bizarre.
- 956
- 00:43:25,520 --> 00:43:27,062
- The fucking halfwit!
- 957
- 00:43:27,146 --> 00:43:28,188
- - He'd hang up...
- - You missed it!
- 958
- 00:43:28,273 --> 00:43:30,524
- ...and then he's Mad Max all over again.
- 959
- 00:43:30,650 --> 00:43:31,650
- Damn it!
- 960
- 00:43:31,776 --> 00:43:33,944
- All right, tell me what happened.
- What happened?
- 961
- 00:43:34,112 --> 00:43:36,154
- Well, he discovered
- it was the mother's sister.
- 962
- 00:43:36,239 --> 00:43:37,656
- Who's he? Who? Tell me who...
- 963
- 00:43:37,740 --> 00:43:39,324
- The main guy.
- You know who the main...
- 964
- 00:43:39,409 --> 00:43:40,492
- The main guy...
- 965
- 00:43:40,576 --> 00:43:42,911
- It was his mother's sister.
- She showed up dead.
- 966
- 00:43:44,372 --> 00:43:45,956
- Of course, Mad Max didn't have to know
- 967
- 00:43:46,040 --> 00:43:47,708
- everything we were doing at Stratton.
- 968
- 00:43:47,917 --> 00:43:49,835
- And then there's a big target and we...
- 969
- 00:43:50,044 --> 00:43:51,878
- They get launched at the target.
- They stick.
- 970
- 00:43:52,005 --> 00:43:54,089
- There's a bull's-eye and
- the bull's-eye's a dollar sign.
- 971
- 00:43:54,173 --> 00:43:55,257
- Whoever gets closer to the dollar sign
- 972
- 00:43:55,341 --> 00:43:56,300
- gets the most points.
- 973
- 00:43:56,384 --> 00:43:58,593
- I'm gonna throw the shit out
- of this little fucking thing.
- 974
- 00:43:58,678 --> 00:44:00,595
- So if it gets hurt, what happens?
- 975
- 00:44:00,680 --> 00:44:01,972
- 'Cause we're gonna get fucking nuts.
- 976
- 00:44:02,056 --> 00:44:03,307
- I don't think he's gonna get hurt.
- They're like...
- 977
- 00:44:03,391 --> 00:44:05,142
- They got like superhuman strength.
- 978
- 00:44:05,226 --> 00:44:06,435
- I think he's gonna be fine.
- 979
- 00:44:06,519 --> 00:44:08,478
- You can't look him right in the eyes.
- 980
- 00:44:08,563 --> 00:44:09,688
- You can't look him in the eye?
- 981
- 00:44:09,772 --> 00:44:11,440
- That's a fact. I saw it on PBS.
- 982
- 00:44:11,607 --> 00:44:13,400
- They get confused
- and their wires get crossed.
- 983
- 00:44:13,484 --> 00:44:15,027
- You gotta look at their chin.
- 984
- 00:44:15,111 --> 00:44:16,153
- Like it looks like I'm looking at you
- 985
- 00:44:16,237 --> 00:44:17,237
- but I'm looking at your chin.
- 986
- 00:44:17,322 --> 00:44:19,489
- I feel like you're addressing me
- right now, but you're not, are you?
- 987
- 00:44:19,574 --> 00:44:21,450
- They're like the Mona Lisa.
- They find eye contact,
- 988
- 00:44:21,534 --> 00:44:23,076
- like, wherever you are
- standing in the room.
- 989
- 00:44:23,244 --> 00:44:24,369
- And they lock in.
- 990
- 00:44:24,579 --> 00:44:27,080
- No, but there is a limit
- to what we can do with them?
- 991
- 00:44:27,165 --> 00:44:28,290
- We're allowed to throw shit at 'em.
- 992
- 00:44:28,416 --> 00:44:29,791
- We're allowed to throw food? Bananas.
- 993
- 00:44:29,917 --> 00:44:31,335
- Any food. Correct.
- 994
- 00:44:31,419 --> 00:44:32,461
- But, for example, what I wouldn't do is
- 995
- 00:44:32,545 --> 00:44:34,296
- maybe like tell him to pull his cock out
- 996
- 00:44:34,380 --> 00:44:36,089
- and like get some
- of the girls to, you know,
- 997
- 00:44:36,215 --> 00:44:37,257
- fondle him and shit like that.
- 998
- 00:44:37,342 --> 00:44:38,342
- That would be... That's unacceptable?
- 999
- 00:44:38,426 --> 00:44:39,426
- Let's keep that in our back pocket.
- 1000
- 00:44:39,510 --> 00:44:41,511
- This guy is more about
- throwing at the dartboard.
- 1001
- 00:44:41,596 --> 00:44:42,596
- Correct. Yes, yes, yes.
- 1002
- 00:44:42,722 --> 00:44:44,056
- The thing is, this is their gift, okay.
- 1003
- 00:44:44,140 --> 00:44:46,183
- They're built to be thrown
- like a lawn dart.
- 1004
- 00:44:46,267 --> 00:44:47,476
- They're top heavy like a lawn dart.
- 1005
- 00:44:47,560 --> 00:44:48,560
- So they're built for accuracy.
- 1006
- 00:44:48,644 --> 00:44:50,604
- Oh, my God. Can we bowl with this guy?
- 1007
- 00:44:50,772 --> 00:44:51,772
- That's his fucking brother, Rob.
- 1008
- 00:44:51,856 --> 00:44:53,190
- His brother's the bowling ball.
- 1009
- 00:44:53,274 --> 00:44:54,983
- The brother, you put
- a skateboard on him,
- 1010
- 00:44:55,068 --> 00:44:56,360
- you strap him to a skateboard,
- 1011
- 00:44:56,444 --> 00:44:57,819
- you toss him down
- an alley at some pins.
- 1012
- 00:44:57,904 --> 00:44:59,529
- - No shit. That's interesting.
- - Swear to fucking God.
- 1013
- 00:44:59,614 --> 00:45:01,615
- - Can we get that guy?
- - Yeah, we'll get that guy, too.
- 1014
- 00:45:01,699 --> 00:45:03,784
- But it says here this guy
- will show his cock. Yeah.
- 1015
- 00:45:03,868 --> 00:45:05,118
- - Instead of growing up. Yeah.
- - He will?
- 1016
- 00:45:05,203 --> 00:45:06,495
- They are very ornery by the way,
- 1017
- 00:45:06,579 --> 00:45:07,954
- so you gotta be very careful
- with these little guys.
- 1018
- 00:45:08,039 --> 00:45:09,081
- Safety first.
- 1019
- 00:45:09,165 --> 00:45:10,248
- Safety is first, all right?
- 1020
- 00:45:10,333 --> 00:45:12,209
- I want somebody with
- a fucking tranquilizer gun
- 1021
- 00:45:12,293 --> 00:45:13,919
- ready to knock this fucker out.
- 1022
- 00:45:14,003 --> 00:45:16,171
- - Do we want to get like a...
- - Mace. Taser guns.
- 1023
- 00:45:16,255 --> 00:45:17,255
- A pellet gun maybe?
- 1024
- 00:45:17,340 --> 00:45:18,465
- No, a pellet gun is gonna hurt him.
- 1025
- 00:45:18,549 --> 00:45:19,883
- I just want him out. Knocked out cold.
- 1026
- 00:45:20,051 --> 00:45:22,552
- But I say we stick with the loophole.
- Right? Okay?
- 1027
- 00:45:22,804 --> 00:45:24,554
- If we don't consider him a human,
- 1028
- 00:45:24,639 --> 00:45:26,765
- we just consider it an act,
- I think we're in the clear.
- 1029
- 00:45:26,849 --> 00:45:27,891
- Like The Flying Wallendas.
- 1030
- 00:45:27,975 --> 00:45:29,935
- You know, a lot of those guys died
- but they never sued anybody.
- 1031
- 00:45:30,019 --> 00:45:31,770
- The important thing
- you guys gotta keep in mind
- 1032
- 00:45:31,854 --> 00:45:33,688
- is that these things gossip.
- 1033
- 00:45:33,815 --> 00:45:35,399
- They get together and they gossip.
- 1034
- 00:45:35,483 --> 00:45:36,858
- - That's a good point.
- - And the last thing
- 1035
- 00:45:36,943 --> 00:45:39,111
- that we need is them
- getting together and saying,
- 1036
- 00:45:39,195 --> 00:45:40,779
- "Oh, they made fun of us."
- 1037
- 00:45:40,863 --> 00:45:42,447
- Like, it's gonna make Stratton look bad.
- 1038
- 00:45:42,532 --> 00:45:44,616
- That's why I love you.
- You think of shit like that.
- 1039
- 00:45:44,700 --> 00:45:47,702
- When they come in,
- we treat it just like one of us. Okay?
- 1040
- 00:45:47,954 --> 00:45:51,081
- One of us. Gooble gobble, one of us.
- 1041
- 00:45:51,207 --> 00:45:52,749
- We accept them, one of us!
- 1042
- 00:45:52,917 --> 00:45:54,543
- Gooble gobble, one of us.
- 1043
- 00:45:54,669 --> 00:45:55,961
- We accept them, one of us.
- 1044
- 00:45:56,045 --> 00:45:57,087
- Gooble gobble, one of us!
- 1045
- 00:45:57,171 --> 00:45:58,463
- Jordan! Your dad's coming.
- 1046
- 00:45:58,548 --> 00:46:00,006
- Something about
- the American Express bill.
- 1047
- 00:46:00,174 --> 00:46:01,258
- Can you get him out of here?
- 1048
- 00:46:01,384 --> 00:46:02,509
- Yeah. Lick my twat.
- 1049
- 00:46:02,677 --> 00:46:03,844
- No, I'm serious!
- 1050
- 00:46:04,554 --> 00:46:06,263
- Fuck. Guys, act like we're working.
- 1051
- 00:46:06,347 --> 00:46:07,806
- You got any fucking stock forms?
- 1052
- 00:46:08,266 --> 00:46:09,433
- He's coming, he's coming.
- 1053
- 00:46:09,517 --> 00:46:10,684
- Make some shit up.
- 1054
- 00:46:11,227 --> 00:46:12,769
- I think if we short Pfizer...
- 1055
- 00:46:13,229 --> 00:46:17,774
- $430,000 in one month, Jordy, huh?
- 1056
- 00:46:18,025 --> 00:46:23,196
- Four hundred and fucking 30,000
- fucking dollars in one fucking month!
- 1057
- 00:46:23,281 --> 00:46:25,449
- Good morning.
- They're business expenses. Relax.
- 1058
- 00:46:25,533 --> 00:46:26,741
- - Business expenses?
- - Yes.
- 1059
- 00:46:26,826 --> 00:46:28,243
- - Jordy, look what you got here.
- - What?
- 1060
- 00:46:28,327 --> 00:46:32,205
- Look at this. $26,000
- for one fucking dinner!
- 1061
- 00:46:32,373 --> 00:46:33,999
- Okay. No, no. This could be explained.
- 1062
- 00:46:34,292 --> 00:46:36,501
- Dad, we had clients. The Pfizer clients.
- 1063
- 00:46:36,794 --> 00:46:38,462
- Right. The porterhouse from Argentina.
- 1064
- 00:46:38,546 --> 00:46:40,797
- Expensive champagne and...
- We had to buy champagne.
- 1065
- 00:46:40,882 --> 00:46:42,382
- And you ordered all the fucking sides.
- 1066
- 00:46:42,467 --> 00:46:44,426
- - Tell him about the sides.
- - I ordered sides, so...
- 1067
- 00:46:44,510 --> 00:46:47,971
- Sides? $26,000 worth of sides?
- 1068
- 00:46:48,389 --> 00:46:50,390
- What are these sides?
- They cure cancer?
- 1069
- 00:46:50,558 --> 00:46:52,350
- The sides did cure cancer.
- That's the problem.
- 1070
- 00:46:52,435 --> 00:46:53,852
- That's why they were expensive.
- 1071
- 00:46:54,270 --> 00:46:55,854
- - Shut the fuck up.
- - I'm serious.
- 1072
- 00:46:56,022 --> 00:46:57,939
- - Stop.
- - And EJ Entertainment?
- 1073
- 00:46:58,024 --> 00:46:59,816
- What the fuck is EJ Entertainment?
- 1074
- 00:47:01,027 --> 00:47:02,652
- Well, that's...
- 1075
- 00:47:02,737 --> 00:47:03,820
- Yeah, Jordy, what's EJ Entertainment?
- 1076
- 00:47:03,905 --> 00:47:04,988
- How do I describe this?
- 1077
- 00:47:05,072 --> 00:47:06,072
- Jord, what is that?
- 1078
- 00:47:06,157 --> 00:47:08,241
- - It's a fucking prostitution ring, Jordy!
- - I know.
- 1079
- 00:47:08,367 --> 00:47:10,410
- - That's what it is!
- - That is what it is.
- 1080
- 00:47:10,536 --> 00:47:12,496
- Isn't that the perfect description for it?
- 1081
- 00:47:12,580 --> 00:47:15,165
- That is what it is.
- But none of these were charged to me.
- 1082
- 00:47:15,249 --> 00:47:16,583
- This is all of them.
- 1083
- 00:47:16,709 --> 00:47:18,460
- - Oh, that was all us?
- - It wasn't me though.
- 1084
- 00:47:18,544 --> 00:47:20,378
- Fucking explain this shit to him!
- 1085
- 00:47:20,546 --> 00:47:23,423
- These are all of your
- fucking charges right here!
- 1086
- 00:47:23,549 --> 00:47:25,675
- The IRS, they allow for T&A. It's fine.
- 1087
- 00:47:25,760 --> 00:47:28,094
- T&E!
- 1088
- 00:47:28,179 --> 00:47:29,221
- Yeah. I said T&E.
- 1089
- 00:47:29,305 --> 00:47:30,597
- - No, no. You said T&A.
- - No, I didn't.
- 1090
- 00:47:30,681 --> 00:47:31,681
- Yeah, you did.
- 1091
- 00:47:31,766 --> 00:47:34,059
- - When did I say that?
- - You said T&A. It's T&E.
- 1092
- 00:47:34,143 --> 00:47:35,435
- I know you're upset about the dinner,
- 1093
- 00:47:35,520 --> 00:47:39,814
- and that makes sense because we did
- spend too much money. But I said T&E.
- 1094
- 00:47:39,899 --> 00:47:41,525
- Don't tell me what you said.
- I heard what you said.
- 1095
- 00:47:41,609 --> 00:47:42,901
- - Dad. He said T&A.
- - He did?
- 1096
- 00:47:42,985 --> 00:47:44,361
- Absolutely, no question.
- 1097
- 00:47:44,445 --> 00:47:45,570
- I'm trying to...
- 1098
- 00:47:45,655 --> 00:47:46,696
- I'm getting this close!
- 1099
- 00:47:46,781 --> 00:47:47,989
- - Dad, relax.
- - I'm getting this close.
- 1100
- 00:47:48,074 --> 00:47:50,534
- That's what I'm saying.
- I want you to open up more, Max.
- 1101
- 00:47:50,618 --> 00:47:51,660
- He's gonna fucking kill you.
- 1102
- 00:47:51,744 --> 00:47:53,286
- Why do you hold it in? Why do you...
- 1103
- 00:47:53,454 --> 00:47:55,080
- Max, why do you hold it in?
- 1104
- 00:47:55,164 --> 00:47:56,873
- That's it. Get the fuck out of here!
- 1105
- 00:47:56,999 --> 00:47:59,292
- - No, no, no!
- - Asshole, get out of here.
- 1106
- 00:47:59,627 --> 00:48:01,461
- What kind of hooker takes credit cards?
- 1107
- 00:48:01,546 --> 00:48:02,587
- A rich one.
- 1108
- 00:48:02,672 --> 00:48:05,006
- At Stratton, there were
- three kinds of hookers.
- 1109
- 00:48:05,091 --> 00:48:07,384
- The Blue Chips, top of
- the line, model material.
- 1110
- 00:48:07,468 --> 00:48:08,969
- They cost between $300 and $500
- 1111
- 00:48:09,053 --> 00:48:11,846
- and you had to wear a condom
- unless you gave them a hefty tip,
- 1112
- 00:48:11,931 --> 00:48:13,807
- which, of course, I always did.
- 1113
- 00:48:13,975 --> 00:48:17,519
- Then came the NASDAQs,
- who were pretty, not great.
- 1114
- 00:48:17,603 --> 00:48:19,938
- They cost between 200 and 300 bucks.
- 1115
- 00:48:20,022 --> 00:48:22,482
- Finally, there were
- the Pink Sheets. Skanks.
- 1116
- 00:48:22,608 --> 00:48:25,485
- They cost about 100 or less.
- If you didn't wear a condom,
- 1117
- 00:48:25,570 --> 00:48:26,820
- you'd have to get a penicillin shot
- 1118
- 00:48:26,904 --> 00:48:29,281
- the next day
- and pray your dick didn't fall off.
- 1119
- 00:48:29,365 --> 00:48:31,199
- Not that we didn't fuck them, too.
- 1120
- 00:48:31,492 --> 00:48:33,118
- Believe me, we did.
- 1121
- 00:48:33,953 --> 00:48:35,996
- It's that slipped disc thing again.
- 1122
- 00:48:36,789 --> 00:48:38,498
- I know what it is. You know, too much...
- 1123
- 00:48:38,916 --> 00:48:40,333
- ...with EJ Entertainment.
- 1124
- 00:48:40,418 --> 00:48:41,418
- Pops.
- 1125
- 00:48:41,502 --> 00:48:42,836
- How are things at home?
- 1126
- 00:48:43,004 --> 00:48:44,504
- Well, not the best.
- 1127
- 00:48:44,880 --> 00:48:47,132
- She just doesn't...
- You know what I'm saying?
- 1128
- 00:48:47,592 --> 00:48:48,717
- It's like the smell...
- 1129
- 00:48:48,801 --> 00:48:50,385
- There's a smell,
- there's an attraction thing.
- 1130
- 00:48:50,511 --> 00:48:53,054
- After a while it kind of
- fades away a little bit.
- 1131
- 00:48:53,139 --> 00:48:54,806
- Yeah, well. It's supposed to fade away.
- 1132
- 00:48:54,890 --> 00:48:56,808
- - Supposed to?
- - That's marriage. You know...
- 1133
- 00:48:56,934 --> 00:48:59,519
- Your mother and I, we've been
- married a long, long time.
- 1134
- 00:48:59,645 --> 00:49:00,770
- What do you think? We're...
- 1135
- 00:49:00,855 --> 00:49:02,689
- We're jumping into bed
- every two minutes?
- 1136
- 00:49:02,857 --> 00:49:04,149
- - It doesn't work that way.
- - I love her to death.
- 1137
- 00:49:04,400 --> 00:49:06,401
- I want to stay married, Dad, but...
- 1138
- 00:49:06,861 --> 00:49:07,819
- It's crazy out there.
- 1139
- 00:49:07,903 --> 00:49:09,404
- Some of these girls...
- You should see them.
- 1140
- 00:49:09,488 --> 00:49:10,739
- Oh, my God!
- 1141
- 00:49:11,365 --> 00:49:12,449
- They're fucking...
- 1142
- 00:49:12,533 --> 00:49:14,409
- The things they're doing now, Pops.
- 1143
- 00:49:14,535 --> 00:49:16,828
- I mean... I mean, it's on
- a whole other level.
- 1144
- 00:49:16,954 --> 00:49:18,496
- - Really?
- - And they're all shaved, too.
- 1145
- 00:49:18,623 --> 00:49:20,040
- - Get out of here!
- - All shaven.
- 1146
- 00:49:20,207 --> 00:49:21,541
- - Are you kidding me?
- - Yeah.
- 1147
- 00:49:21,626 --> 00:49:23,835
- - Bald as a china doll.
- - No bush?
- 1148
- 00:49:24,003 --> 00:49:25,920
- - No bush.
- - Oh, my God!
- 1149
- 00:49:26,047 --> 00:49:29,633
- All of a sudden, one week, nobody
- had anything down there anymore.
- 1150
- 00:49:29,717 --> 00:49:30,800
- It's a new world.
- 1151
- 00:49:30,885 --> 00:49:32,802
- They're bald from the eyebrows down.
- 1152
- 00:49:32,887 --> 00:49:35,347
- - Wow.
- - Nothing. Not a stitch. It's like lasers.
- 1153
- 00:49:35,556 --> 00:49:36,765
- Wow. A new world.
- 1154
- 00:49:37,391 --> 00:49:39,893
- I was born too... Too early.
- 1155
- 00:49:40,102 --> 00:49:42,187
- I've never been a fan
- of the bush, to be honest.
- 1156
- 00:49:42,480 --> 00:49:43,605
- - Really?
- - Yeah.
- 1157
- 00:49:43,689 --> 00:49:44,773
- I don't mind it.
- 1158
- 00:49:45,149 --> 00:49:46,274
- Dad.
- 1159
- 00:49:46,817 --> 00:49:48,735
- I don't want you stressing out
- about any of this.
- 1160
- 00:49:48,903 --> 00:49:50,070
- How can I not get stressed out?
- 1161
- 00:49:50,154 --> 00:49:51,529
- Look at the knuckleheads
- you got working for you.
- 1162
- 00:49:51,614 --> 00:49:52,822
- I know they're knuckleheads
- 1163
- 00:49:52,907 --> 00:49:55,116
- but I need them to want
- to live like me, you get it?
- 1164
- 00:49:55,409 --> 00:49:56,576
- To live like me.
- 1165
- 00:49:56,952 --> 00:49:58,036
- Jordy.
- 1166
- 00:49:58,162 --> 00:50:01,873
- One of these days, the chickens
- are gonna come home to roost.
- 1167
- 00:50:04,085 --> 00:50:05,669
- You're looking at me like I'm crazy.
- 1168
- 00:50:06,087 --> 00:50:09,130
- Crazy? This is obscene.
- 1169
- 00:50:09,465 --> 00:50:10,757
- It was obscene.
- 1170
- 00:50:11,092 --> 00:50:12,467
- In the normal world.
- 1171
- 00:50:12,802 --> 00:50:14,969
- But who the fuck wanted to live there?
- 1172
- 00:50:15,930 --> 00:50:18,807
- Go party your fucking cocks off!
- 1173
- 00:50:21,602 --> 00:50:25,772
- We are about to become
- fucking legends
- 1174
- 00:50:25,898 --> 00:50:27,732
- on Wall Street!
- 1175
- 00:50:28,234 --> 00:50:32,320
- We got plans up here
- that's gonna take this company
- 1176
- 00:50:32,405 --> 00:50:35,365
- into the fucking stratosphere!
- 1177
- 00:50:38,619 --> 00:50:40,120
- Wolfie! Wolfie!
- 1178
- 00:50:44,208 --> 00:50:45,917
- Fuck Merrill Lynch. Fuck them.
- 1179
- 00:50:46,085 --> 00:50:48,545
- Why should they be taking all our
- fucking money all the fucking time?
- 1180
- 00:50:48,629 --> 00:50:49,796
- This way we become the underwriters.
- 1181
- 00:50:49,880 --> 00:50:51,423
- It was our next big move.
- 1182
- 00:50:51,507 --> 00:50:55,093
- Finding companies to take public. IPOs.
- 1183
- 00:50:55,177 --> 00:50:56,970
- It was the only way
- these Wall Street pricks
- 1184
- 00:50:57,054 --> 00:51:00,765
- would ever stop thinking of us
- as some shitkicker bucket shop.
- 1185
- 00:51:00,850 --> 00:51:02,058
- We got Arncliffe International.
- 1186
- 00:51:02,226 --> 00:51:03,685
- See, we were a little different.
- 1187
- 00:51:03,769 --> 00:51:07,355
- We liked to get as fucked up as
- possible during our business powwows
- 1188
- 00:51:07,440 --> 00:51:09,899
- in order to stimulate
- our free-flowing ideas,
- 1189
- 00:51:09,984 --> 00:51:12,986
- which is why we were popping
- these ludes like they were M&M's.
- 1190
- 00:51:13,696 --> 00:51:15,155
- Steve Madden.
- 1191
- 00:51:16,657 --> 00:51:17,824
- We own the fucking companies...
- 1192
- 00:51:18,534 --> 00:51:19,701
- We own the companies...
- 1193
- 00:51:19,785 --> 00:51:21,703
- Don't know what a lude is? I'll tell you.
- 1194
- 00:51:21,871 --> 00:51:23,830
- Wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait.
- 1195
- 00:51:23,998 --> 00:51:28,668
- Looks like those ludes are working
- their magic on Donnie right now.
- 1196
- 00:52:01,911 --> 00:52:03,453
- The Quaalude,
- 1197
- 00:52:03,537 --> 00:52:06,456
- or lude, as it is commonly referred to,
- 1198
- 00:52:06,540 --> 00:52:09,042
- was first synthesized in 1951
- 1199
- 00:52:09,126 --> 00:52:11,795
- by an Indian doctor,
- that's dots, not feathers,
- 1200
- 00:52:11,879 --> 00:52:13,296
- as a sedative,
- 1201
- 00:52:13,380 --> 00:52:17,217
- and was prescribed to stressed-out
- housewives with sleep disorders.
- 1202
- 00:52:17,885 --> 00:52:20,136
- But pretty soon someone figured out
- 1203
- 00:52:20,221 --> 00:52:23,973
- that if you resisted the urge to sleep
- for just 15 minutes,
- 1204
- 00:52:24,058 --> 00:52:26,392
- you got a pretty kick-ass high from it.
- 1205
- 00:52:26,769 --> 00:52:30,396
- Didn't take long for people
- to start abusing ludes, of course.
- 1206
- 00:52:30,481 --> 00:52:33,650
- And in 1982,
- the U.S. government Schedule 1'd them.
- 1207
- 00:52:33,859 --> 00:52:35,902
- Along with the rest of the world.
- 1208
- 00:52:36,237 --> 00:52:39,280
- Which meant there was
- only a finite amount of these things left.
- 1209
- 00:52:39,573 --> 00:52:42,325
- No shit, you can't
- even buy 'em anymore.
- 1210
- 00:52:42,743 --> 00:52:44,911
- You people are all shit out of luck.
- 1211
- 00:52:45,079 --> 00:52:46,496
- What are you saying? What is it?
- 1212
- 00:52:46,580 --> 00:52:49,749
- Steve Madden.
- 1213
- 00:52:50,000 --> 00:52:52,377
- Steve.
- 1214
- 00:52:52,670 --> 00:52:54,128
- You remember those ads?
- 1215
- 00:52:54,213 --> 00:52:56,589
- Those giant-headed girls
- with the bug eyes
- 1216
- 00:52:56,674 --> 00:52:58,299
- wearing those big clunky shoes?
- 1217
- 00:52:59,093 --> 00:53:00,593
- My friend from school, Steve Madden.
- 1218
- 00:53:00,678 --> 00:53:02,053
- His friend from school, Steve Madden.
- 1219
- 00:53:02,137 --> 00:53:04,931
- Steve Madden was the name
- in women's shoes at the moment.
- 1220
- 00:53:05,015 --> 00:53:08,726
- And all of Wall Street was
- begging to take his company public.
- 1221
- 00:53:08,811 --> 00:53:10,061
- Go ahead, go ahead, what is it?
- 1222
- 00:53:10,145 --> 00:53:11,437
- Except, guess who grew up with him?
- 1223
- 00:53:11,522 --> 00:53:13,314
- - Women's shoes.
- - Women's shoes.
- 1224
- 00:53:13,399 --> 00:53:15,942
- My very own Vice President.
- 1225
- 00:53:16,402 --> 00:53:17,610
- Women's shoes!
- 1226
- 00:53:17,945 --> 00:53:19,779
- Diamond Donnie Azoff.
- 1227
- 00:53:20,781 --> 00:53:22,448
- - Steve Madden.
- - Steve.
- 1228
- 00:53:22,533 --> 00:53:23,867
- Steve.
- 1229
- 00:53:23,951 --> 00:53:25,034
- Hey, JB, JB, JB, JB.
- 1230
- 00:53:25,119 --> 00:53:26,286
- You gotta come check
- this fucking chick out.
- 1231
- 00:53:26,370 --> 00:53:28,121
- Look at this. Look.
- 1232
- 00:53:33,252 --> 00:53:36,087
- I would fuck that girl
- if she was my sister.
- 1233
- 00:53:36,171 --> 00:53:38,631
- I would let that girl
- give me fucking AIDS.
- 1234
- 00:53:39,300 --> 00:53:41,426
- You want to see the Wolf handle this?
- 1235
- 00:53:43,387 --> 00:53:44,888
- She's hot.
- 1236
- 00:53:45,306 --> 00:53:46,723
- Cristy.
- 1237
- 00:53:51,854 --> 00:53:53,688
- Jordan, this is my friend Naomi.
- 1238
- 00:53:53,814 --> 00:53:56,357
- - Hi. Nice to meet you.
- - Naomi.
- 1239
- 00:53:56,442 --> 00:53:57,984
- Naomi, nice to meet you.
- 1240
- 00:53:58,110 --> 00:53:59,819
- You got an awesome place here.
- 1241
- 00:54:00,154 --> 00:54:02,238
- I've don't think I've ever been
- in a house this big before.
- 1242
- 00:54:02,323 --> 00:54:03,489
- - Oh, really?
- - Yeah.
- 1243
- 00:54:03,657 --> 00:54:04,782
- Beautiful beach out there.
- 1244
- 00:54:04,909 --> 00:54:06,034
- Blair Hollingsworth.
- 1245
- 00:54:07,077 --> 00:54:08,328
- Hi, Blair. Nice to meet you.
- 1246
- 00:54:08,704 --> 00:54:10,038
- - Your name's Blair, right?
- - Yeah.
- 1247
- 00:54:10,205 --> 00:54:11,414
- You like to Jet Ski?
- 1248
- 00:54:11,916 --> 00:54:13,082
- I've never done it before.
- 1249
- 00:54:13,167 --> 00:54:14,167
- You've never Jet Ski'd in your life?
- 1250
- 00:54:14,251 --> 00:54:15,251
- No, I've never Jet Ski'd.
- 1251
- 00:54:15,336 --> 00:54:16,753
- You've never been on a Jet Ski?
- 1252
- 00:54:16,837 --> 00:54:18,004
- How many times
- are you gonna ask her?
- 1253
- 00:54:18,088 --> 00:54:19,464
- She's never been on a Jet Ski.
- 1254
- 00:54:20,007 --> 00:54:22,175
- I don't know.
- Might ask her a couple more times.
- 1255
- 00:54:22,468 --> 00:54:24,844
- Okay. Sure.
- 1256
- 00:54:25,471 --> 00:54:27,764
- Hi. I'm Hildy. Nice to meet you.
- 1257
- 00:54:27,848 --> 00:54:29,849
- - Hi.
- - Jordan, Teresa needs your help.
- 1258
- 00:54:30,059 --> 00:54:31,351
- Yeah, I'll be out in a couple of minutes.
- 1259
- 00:54:31,435 --> 00:54:32,769
- Just tell her I'll be
- out in a couple of minutes.
- 1260
- 00:54:32,853 --> 00:54:34,312
- Why don't you tell your wife that?
- 1261
- 00:54:34,396 --> 00:54:35,396
- I might do that, but I'm having
- 1262
- 00:54:35,481 --> 00:54:37,023
- - a conversation right now.
- - What am I, your secretary?
- 1263
- 00:54:37,107 --> 00:54:38,942
- You know what,
- I think we should get going.
- 1264
- 00:54:39,026 --> 00:54:40,193
- Wait, wait. Where you guys going?
- 1265
- 00:54:40,319 --> 00:54:41,736
- We gotta go.
- We got two other parties to go to.
- 1266
- 00:54:41,904 --> 00:54:43,488
- - We can stay for a drink.
- - Yeah, stay for a drink.
- 1267
- 00:54:43,822 --> 00:54:45,865
- No. We got two other parties
- we're supposed to get to.
- 1268
- 00:54:45,991 --> 00:54:47,116
- But we can stay for a drink...
- 1269
- 00:54:47,201 --> 00:54:48,368
- She's
- 1270
- 00:54:48,869 --> 00:54:50,203
- perfect.
- 1271
- 00:54:50,329 --> 00:54:51,829
- - You like champagne?
- - I do.
- 1272
- 00:54:51,914 --> 00:54:52,956
- She's perfect.
- 1273
- 00:54:53,040 --> 00:54:54,415
- Donnie, what the fuck are you doing?
- 1274
- 00:54:54,500 --> 00:54:56,209
- You piece of...
- 1275
- 00:55:04,134 --> 00:55:06,511
- You're gonna have
- to excuse my friend. He gets...
- 1276
- 00:55:06,804 --> 00:55:07,971
- Get the fuck out!
- 1277
- 00:55:08,055 --> 00:55:10,098
- Jordan, you gotta fuck her, bro.
- She's so hot!
- 1278
- 00:55:10,224 --> 00:55:11,265
- Yeah, Donnie!
- 1279
- 00:55:12,434 --> 00:55:14,352
- Let him fucking finish, Hildy.
- 1280
- 00:55:14,436 --> 00:55:16,062
- That's fucking rude.
- 1281
- 00:55:16,438 --> 00:55:17,981
- Have some fucking manners.
- 1282
- 00:55:21,860 --> 00:55:23,945
- So, Bay Ridge,
- that's near Staten Island, right?
- 1283
- 00:55:24,071 --> 00:55:26,364
- Brooklyn, across the Verrazano Bridge.
- 1284
- 00:55:26,615 --> 00:55:28,032
- Saturday Night Fever territory.
- 1285
- 00:55:28,158 --> 00:55:29,659
- That's right. Guinea Gulch.
- 1286
- 00:55:29,868 --> 00:55:32,036
- We call the Verrazano Bridge
- the Guinea Gangplank.
- 1287
- 00:55:32,121 --> 00:55:33,204
- Right.
- 1288
- 00:55:33,288 --> 00:55:34,914
- So I presume you're Italian?
- 1289
- 00:55:35,124 --> 00:55:36,207
- On my dad's side.
- 1290
- 00:55:36,291 --> 00:55:39,502
- I'm also Dutch, German, English.
- 1291
- 00:55:39,920 --> 00:55:41,087
- I'm a mutt.
- 1292
- 00:55:41,422 --> 00:55:42,588
- Yeah. You're a mutt.
- 1293
- 00:55:42,756 --> 00:55:45,008
- Yeah, I still have family
- over there though, in London.
- 1294
- 00:55:45,217 --> 00:55:47,802
- My Aunt Emma. She's the best.
- 1295
- 00:55:47,886 --> 00:55:50,847
- Very British, you know.
- She's a classy lady.
- 1296
- 00:55:50,931 --> 00:55:52,265
- That explains it then.
- 1297
- 00:55:52,349 --> 00:55:53,349
- Explains what?
- 1298
- 00:55:53,434 --> 00:55:56,227
- It explains you. I mean,
- you're a duchess, right?
- 1299
- 00:55:56,353 --> 00:55:58,730
- The Duchess of Bay Ridge.
- 1300
- 00:56:01,442 --> 00:56:02,859
- Excuse me.
- 1301
- 00:56:02,943 --> 00:56:04,944
- Could I get a straw, please?
- 1302
- 00:56:06,113 --> 00:56:07,572
- Thank you.
- 1303
- 00:56:10,576 --> 00:56:15,830
- So I was a little surprised
- you asked Cristy for my number.
- 1304
- 00:56:16,915 --> 00:56:18,166
- Why is that?
- 1305
- 00:56:19,960 --> 00:56:21,878
- Aren't you married?
- 1306
- 00:56:23,130 --> 00:56:25,423
- Well... Yeah, but what?
- 1307
- 00:56:25,507 --> 00:56:27,592
- Married people can't have friends?
- 1308
- 00:56:29,470 --> 00:56:31,262
- We're gonna be friends?
- 1309
- 00:56:32,473 --> 00:56:35,558
- Yeah. You don't want to be my friend?
- 1310
- 00:56:39,605 --> 00:56:41,731
- We're not gonna be friends.
- 1311
- 00:56:49,990 --> 00:56:52,450
- And at night I work on my designs.
- 1312
- 00:56:52,826 --> 00:56:55,244
- I have an entire line of lingerie.
- 1313
- 00:56:55,329 --> 00:56:58,206
- You know, camisoles, bustiers, panties.
- 1314
- 00:56:59,291 --> 00:57:01,626
- She designs women's panties, too?
- 1315
- 00:57:01,710 --> 00:57:03,419
- Oh, my God!
- 1316
- 00:57:13,680 --> 00:57:16,390
- Come on, Jordan, think of a way
- to get up to her apartment.
- 1317
- 00:57:21,522 --> 00:57:23,981
- You wanna come up for
- some tea or something?
- 1318
- 00:57:25,359 --> 00:57:26,943
- Tea? Yeah.
- 1319
- 00:57:27,194 --> 00:57:28,945
- - Like hot tea?
- - Yeah.
- 1320
- 00:57:29,029 --> 00:57:30,321
- Oh, yeah. That sounds nice. Yeah.
- 1321
- 00:57:30,489 --> 00:57:32,698
- Tea. Fuck, yeah, I wanted
- to come up for tea.
- 1322
- 00:57:32,866 --> 00:57:35,743
- Like Darjeeling or rose hip,
- something nice like that?
- 1323
- 00:57:35,953 --> 00:57:36,953
- Sure.
- 1324
- 00:57:37,037 --> 00:57:38,371
- This is Rocky.
- 1325
- 00:57:38,455 --> 00:57:40,665
- Oh, who's this? Say hi, Rocky.
- 1326
- 00:57:40,916 --> 00:57:41,999
- Hi, sweetheart.
- 1327
- 00:57:42,292 --> 00:57:43,376
- Okay.
- 1328
- 00:57:44,044 --> 00:57:46,546
- Why don't you light a fire or something
- and I'll be right out.
- 1329
- 00:57:47,131 --> 00:57:48,923
- - Yeah. Fire, here?
- - Sure.
- 1330
- 00:57:52,344 --> 00:57:53,886
- I like your painting here. It's...
- 1331
- 00:58:00,644 --> 00:58:03,646
- God, help me. How do I fuck this girl?
- 1332
- 00:58:07,192 --> 00:58:08,276
- You all right?
- 1333
- 00:58:08,360 --> 00:58:10,695
- Yeah, yeah. Just trying
- to light the fire here.
- 1334
- 00:58:16,410 --> 00:58:17,910
- That's it. That's it, you're leaving.
- 1335
- 00:58:17,995 --> 00:58:19,871
- Don't get involved.
- Go home to your wife.
- 1336
- 00:58:29,840 --> 00:58:31,674
- As you can probably guess,
- 1337
- 00:58:31,758 --> 00:58:34,302
- I fucked her goddamn brains out...
- 1338
- 00:58:34,803 --> 00:58:36,137
- Jesus Lord!
- 1339
- 00:58:38,974 --> 00:58:40,600
- For 11 seconds.
- 1340
- 00:58:51,445 --> 00:58:52,987
- Did you just come?
- 1341
- 00:58:53,113 --> 00:58:55,031
- Oh, yeah, I just came.
- 1342
- 00:58:56,074 --> 00:58:57,408
- Did you? Did you come?
- 1343
- 00:58:57,618 --> 00:58:59,202
- - No.
- - No?
- 1344
- 00:58:59,286 --> 00:59:00,369
- Okay.
- 1345
- 00:59:00,495 --> 00:59:02,622
- I'm still hard so just give me a sec.
- 1346
- 00:59:03,665 --> 00:59:05,124
- Sure.
- 1347
- 00:59:05,417 --> 00:59:07,043
- Come on, baby, come on.
- 1348
- 00:59:09,671 --> 00:59:11,756
- Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
- 1349
- 00:59:17,638 --> 00:59:19,013
- Oh, God!
- 1350
- 00:59:19,306 --> 00:59:21,015
- Fuck off, Rocky! Bad dog.
- 1351
- 00:59:21,225 --> 00:59:22,516
- You have a biscuit
- or something like that?
- 1352
- 00:59:22,601 --> 00:59:23,684
- It's okay.
- 1353
- 00:59:23,769 --> 00:59:25,228
- - Just keep going.
- - Rocky, go play.
- 1354
- 00:59:25,312 --> 00:59:27,188
- Go play, Rocky. Go, go, go, go.
- 1355
- 00:59:29,775 --> 00:59:31,067
- You're crazy.
- 1356
- 00:59:31,151 --> 00:59:32,401
- I couldn't get enough.
- 1357
- 00:59:32,486 --> 00:59:34,820
- I mean, her pussy
- was like heroin to me.
- 1358
- 00:59:34,905 --> 00:59:37,657
- And it wasn't just about the sex, either.
- 1359
- 00:59:37,741 --> 00:59:39,742
- Naomi and I got along. I mean, we...
- 1360
- 00:59:39,826 --> 00:59:41,661
- We had similar interests and shit.
- 1361
- 00:59:47,000 --> 00:59:48,626
- Choo-choo train.
- 1362
- 00:59:48,919 --> 00:59:50,002
- Yeah.
- 1363
- 00:59:57,177 --> 01:00:00,888
- I think I can. I think I can.
- I think I can. I think I can.
- 1364
- 01:00:06,895 --> 01:00:10,189
- Yeah, yeah.
- Let's toke it all on there, huh?
- 1365
- 01:00:12,025 --> 01:00:13,401
- Oh, shit!
- 1366
- 01:00:23,996 --> 01:00:25,162
- You!
- 1367
- 01:00:25,247 --> 01:00:27,290
- Get out of the fucking car!
- 1368
- 01:00:27,666 --> 01:00:28,708
- Jesus Christ.
- 1369
- 01:00:28,792 --> 01:00:31,377
- Son of a bitch! Oh, fuck!
- 1370
- 01:00:32,629 --> 01:00:34,463
- Relax, sweetheart. Relax.
- 1371
- 01:00:35,048 --> 01:00:37,258
- - Son of a fucking bitch!
- - Okay, okay... Geez!
- 1372
- 01:00:37,342 --> 01:00:38,634
- Okay, babe, stop!
- 1373
- 01:00:38,719 --> 01:00:39,844
- Please.
- 1374
- 01:00:39,928 --> 01:00:41,012
- Bitch!
- 1375
- 01:00:41,763 --> 01:00:43,389
- - What are you doing...
- - That whore from the party?
- 1376
- 01:00:43,473 --> 01:00:44,974
- Jesus Christ!
- 1377
- 01:00:45,058 --> 01:00:46,142
- What the fuck is wrong with you?
- 1378
- 01:00:46,226 --> 01:00:47,476
- I thought you were at the fucking beach!
- 1379
- 01:00:47,561 --> 01:00:48,894
- I didn't know you were here!
- 1380
- 01:00:48,979 --> 01:00:50,521
- That's where you've fucking been?
- 1381
- 01:00:50,605 --> 01:00:52,315
- With that fucking whore from the party?
- 1382
- 01:00:52,399 --> 01:00:53,816
- I thought you were at the beach house.
- 1383
- 01:00:53,900 --> 01:00:55,276
- How could you do this to me?
- 1384
- 01:00:55,360 --> 01:00:58,154
- - Sweetie, come on...
- - Who the fuck are you, Jordan?
- 1385
- 01:00:58,238 --> 01:01:00,990
- You're like a completely
- different fucking person!
- 1386
- 01:01:01,074 --> 01:01:04,201
- I made a mistake.
- I don't know what to tell you, babe. I...
- 1387
- 01:01:04,703 --> 01:01:05,911
- I'm sorry.
- 1388
- 01:01:06,330 --> 01:01:08,873
- - I'm sorry.
- - Is that who... Is that what you want?
- 1389
- 01:01:18,884 --> 01:01:20,426
- Do you love her?
- 1390
- 01:01:26,099 --> 01:01:27,558
- Answer me.
- 1391
- 01:01:49,164 --> 01:01:51,207
- I felt horrible.
- 1392
- 01:01:52,084 --> 01:01:54,043
- Three days later, I filed for a divorce
- 1393
- 01:01:54,127 --> 01:01:55,878
- and moved Naomi into the apartment.
- 1394
- 01:02:00,467 --> 01:02:03,886
- Say what you will,
- but the Duchess did have style.
- 1395
- 01:02:03,970 --> 01:02:07,098
- She brought in a decorator,
- feng shui'd the whole place.
- 1396
- 01:02:07,182 --> 01:02:09,558
- She even hired a gay butler.
- 1397
- 01:02:09,643 --> 01:02:12,228
- This guy was smart,
- sophisticated, professional.
- 1398
- 01:02:12,312 --> 01:02:13,896
- Really, really great.
- 1399
- 01:02:14,147 --> 01:02:15,314
- Is that jasmine?
- 1400
- 01:02:15,690 --> 01:02:18,317
- Yes, sir. I tried to stump you
- this evening. Very good.
- 1401
- 01:02:18,652 --> 01:02:20,277
- Very good. Great nose.
- 1402
- 01:02:20,362 --> 01:02:22,029
- Except for that one time.
- 1403
- 01:02:27,452 --> 01:02:28,702
- Oh, my God!
- 1404
- 01:02:30,330 --> 01:02:31,664
- Oh, hey.
- 1405
- 01:02:32,082 --> 01:02:33,416
- Is it Wednesday already?
- 1406
- 01:02:34,376 --> 01:02:35,626
- Oh, don't stop.
- 1407
- 01:02:35,710 --> 01:02:36,794
- What the fuck!
- 1408
- 01:02:37,254 --> 01:02:39,004
- That is fucked up!
- 1409
- 01:02:39,464 --> 01:02:40,673
- He must have thought we were still
- 1410
- 01:02:40,757 --> 01:02:42,341
- at the Hamptons
- this weekend, you know.
- 1411
- 01:02:42,426 --> 01:02:43,801
- Where were they doing it,
- sweetheart? In the bedroom?
- 1412
- 01:02:43,885 --> 01:02:46,554
- They were everywhere. There were
- two guys over there on the table.
- 1413
- 01:02:46,638 --> 01:02:47,888
- There were more over here.
- 1414
- 01:02:47,973 --> 01:02:49,432
- There were four right here.
- 1415
- 01:02:49,516 --> 01:02:51,183
- Are you fucking serious? Right there?
- 1416
- 01:02:51,268 --> 01:02:54,103
- - Why didn't you tell me?
- - Oh, baby, it gets worse.
- 1417
- 01:02:55,605 --> 01:02:58,149
- After they left, I checked the apartment.
- 1418
- 01:02:58,275 --> 01:02:59,358
- Right. What?
- 1419
- 01:02:59,693 --> 01:03:01,527
- What is it, babe? What?
- 1420
- 01:03:01,862 --> 01:03:02,945
- Where's my money?
- 1421
- 01:03:03,029 --> 01:03:04,029
- I don't know where your money...
- 1422
- 01:03:04,114 --> 01:03:06,115
- Where is my fucking money?
- Where is it?
- 1423
- 01:03:06,199 --> 01:03:08,159
- I don't know where
- your money is, Mr. Belfort.
- 1424
- 01:03:08,243 --> 01:03:10,494
- - I didn't do anything.
- - If you don't get...
- 1425
- 01:03:10,579 --> 01:03:11,871
- He's lying through his fucking teeth.
- 1426
- 01:03:11,955 --> 01:03:13,122
- Let's start from the beginning.
- 1427
- 01:03:13,206 --> 01:03:14,457
- Let's start from the beginning, all right?
- 1428
- 01:03:14,541 --> 01:03:16,083
- You invited some friends over, right?
- 1429
- 01:03:16,376 --> 01:03:18,043
- One thing led to another.
- Things got out of hand.
- 1430
- 01:03:18,128 --> 01:03:19,628
- We understand that, we do.
- 1431
- 01:03:19,713 --> 01:03:22,131
- We do blow all the time.
- We're fucking degenerates ourselves.
- 1432
- 01:03:22,215 --> 01:03:23,299
- Look at us, right?
- 1433
- 01:03:23,383 --> 01:03:24,967
- But money was stolen
- from my apartment.
- 1434
- 01:03:25,051 --> 01:03:26,635
- Right from my sock drawer. All right?
- 1435
- 01:03:26,720 --> 01:03:28,804
- Like I said, I don't know
- where your money is.
- 1436
- 01:03:28,889 --> 01:03:30,264
- Just start from the beginning.
- Who came over?
- 1437
- 01:03:30,348 --> 01:03:31,390
- It was just a normal day.
- 1438
- 01:03:31,475 --> 01:03:32,808
- I knew you were coming home
- the next day.
- 1439
- 01:03:32,893 --> 01:03:35,144
- So everything would be fine.
- It'd be cleaned up.
- 1440
- 01:03:35,228 --> 01:03:37,146
- I got a little high at breakfast.
- 1441
- 01:03:37,230 --> 01:03:39,023
- So I got a little happy. I had some eggs,
- 1442
- 01:03:39,107 --> 01:03:40,107
- I had a little bit of ice cream.
- 1443
- 01:03:40,192 --> 01:03:42,026
- And then I said,
- "Who do I know that likes ice cream?"
- 1444
- 01:03:42,110 --> 01:03:43,569
- It's my friend, Rudy. So I called Rudy.
- 1445
- 01:03:43,653 --> 01:03:46,113
- - Who's Rudy?
- - Yeah, who's Rudy?
- 1446
- 01:03:47,657 --> 01:03:50,993
- - You know who Rudy is. Come on.
- - Me? I don't...
- 1447
- 01:03:51,077 --> 01:03:52,203
- - You know...
- - Who the fuck is Rudy?
- 1448
- 01:03:52,287 --> 01:03:53,329
- I don't know anyone named Rudy.
- 1449
- 01:03:53,413 --> 01:03:54,497
- Last month. The Lollipop Club.
- 1450
- 01:03:54,581 --> 01:03:56,040
- You know who Rudy was. Dancing...
- 1451
- 01:03:56,124 --> 01:03:57,541
- You know who Rudy is?
- 1452
- 01:03:59,252 --> 01:04:00,628
- I don't fucking know any...
- 1453
- 01:04:00,712 --> 01:04:01,670
- What do you mean?
- 1454
- 01:04:01,755 --> 01:04:02,838
- So he went to The Lollipop Club?
- 1455
- 01:04:02,923 --> 01:04:04,507
- Oh, he was
- at The Lollipop Club for sure.
- 1456
- 01:04:04,591 --> 01:04:06,175
- On the stage, grinding with everybody.
- 1457
- 01:04:06,259 --> 01:04:08,260
- I got fucked up. I like to dance.
- 1458
- 01:04:08,386 --> 01:04:09,887
- I don't know.
- Maybe I met him, maybe I didn't.
- 1459
- 01:04:09,971 --> 01:04:11,597
- I meet a lot of fucking people.
- 1460
- 01:04:11,806 --> 01:04:13,349
- - What are you saying?
- - $50,000 was stolen
- 1461
- 01:04:13,433 --> 01:04:14,642
- from my fucking sock drawer!
- 1462
- 01:04:14,726 --> 01:04:16,227
- All my girlfriend's jewelry is gone.
- 1463
- 01:04:16,311 --> 01:04:18,229
- - Where the fuck is it?
- ...Rudy. What the fuck?
- 1464
- 01:04:18,313 --> 01:04:20,356
- Did your fucking little faggot
- friend Rudy take my shit?
- 1465
- 01:04:20,440 --> 01:04:22,107
- Did he? Answer me!
- 1466
- 01:04:22,442 --> 01:04:24,693
- Okay. Now I get it. Now I get why I'm...
- 1467
- 01:04:24,903 --> 01:04:25,986
- This is a gay thing.
- 1468
- 01:04:26,196 --> 01:04:27,655
- See, all of you...
- 1469
- 01:04:27,989 --> 01:04:29,281
- You think this is 'cause you're a fag?
- 1470
- 01:04:30,075 --> 01:04:31,408
- My cousin's a fucking faggot.
- 1471
- 01:04:31,493 --> 01:04:33,869
- And I go on vacation with him
- and his boyfriend. I love fags.
- 1472
- 01:04:33,954 --> 01:04:35,079
- You were in charge, right?
- 1473
- 01:04:35,163 --> 01:04:36,872
- I will not be stolen from. You get that?
- 1474
- 01:04:36,957 --> 01:04:39,124
- I fucking like gay people. I don't like you.
- 1475
- 01:04:39,209 --> 01:04:41,835
- He should've hired a fucking Mexican
- like I have in my fucking house.
- 1476
- 01:04:43,588 --> 01:04:45,047
- Shit! What the fuck...
- 1477
- 01:04:49,302 --> 01:04:50,636
- Talk, you fuck, talk!
- 1478
- 01:04:50,720 --> 01:04:51,845
- I'm gonna drop you, you faggot!
- 1479
- 01:04:51,930 --> 01:04:53,097
- Where is it?
- 1480
- 01:04:53,348 --> 01:04:56,308
- Chester and Toby,
- they went all yakuza on Nicholas.
- 1481
- 01:04:56,393 --> 01:04:57,476
- You know, they got crazy.
- 1482
- 01:04:57,561 --> 01:04:58,602
- I don't know!
- 1483
- 01:04:59,271 --> 01:05:02,314
- I had to call the cops just to keep
- them from killing the poor guy.
- 1484
- 01:05:02,440 --> 01:05:06,026
- I gave them each 1,000 bucks
- and told them what Nicholas had done.
- 1485
- 01:05:06,319 --> 01:05:07,695
- Then they kicked his ass.
- 1486
- 01:05:08,154 --> 01:05:09,530
- Thanks again, Officer.
- 1487
- 01:05:09,864 --> 01:05:12,533
- It's not like I cared about
- the 50 grand anyway.
- 1488
- 01:05:12,617 --> 01:05:14,243
- I was making that much
- almost every day
- 1489
- 01:05:14,327 --> 01:05:16,579
- through one rathole or another.
- 1490
- 01:05:16,663 --> 01:05:19,415
- Now a rathole is a friend,
- like Brad here,
- 1491
- 01:05:19,499 --> 01:05:22,042
- who held stock in his name for me.
- 1492
- 01:05:22,168 --> 01:05:24,378
- Who are you supposed to be, huh?
- Jack Nickle-Jew?
- 1493
- 01:05:24,462 --> 01:05:29,258
- I'd drive the price up then he'd sell
- and kick most of the profits back to...
- 1494
- 01:05:29,342 --> 01:05:31,176
- You guessed it, me.
- 1495
- 01:05:33,930 --> 01:05:36,473
- All cash. None of it's on the books.
- 1496
- 01:05:36,558 --> 01:05:38,851
- A big no-no, of course,
- in the eyes of the law.
- 1497
- 01:05:39,894 --> 01:05:42,855
- Enter our new securities
- attorney, Manny Riskin.
- 1498
- 01:05:43,440 --> 01:05:46,609
- 700 bucks an hour
- to be the voice of doom.
- 1499
- 01:05:46,693 --> 01:05:48,444
- Listen to me. You piss up the SEC's leg,
- 1500
- 01:05:48,528 --> 01:05:49,737
- you end up with your tits in a ringer.
- 1501
- 01:05:49,821 --> 01:05:52,823
- Do not worry about it.
- I have the SEC under control.
- 1502
- 01:05:53,199 --> 01:05:55,659
- What the fuck
- are these imbeciles doing?
- 1503
- 01:05:55,785 --> 01:05:57,119
- Hey! Hey!
- 1504
- 01:05:57,203 --> 01:05:58,495
- What are you doing? Hey!
- 1505
- 01:05:58,663 --> 01:06:00,539
- We got the SEC in here.
- 1506
- 01:06:00,707 --> 01:06:02,708
- The Securities
- and Exchange Commission
- 1507
- 01:06:02,792 --> 01:06:05,377
- sent two lawyers down
- to review our files.
- 1508
- 01:06:05,462 --> 01:06:07,379
- So I set them up in our conference room
- 1509
- 01:06:07,464 --> 01:06:08,547
- and I had it bugged
- 1510
- 01:06:08,632 --> 01:06:10,841
- and the air conditioning
- turned up so high
- 1511
- 01:06:10,925 --> 01:06:12,468
- that it felt like Antarctica in there.
- 1512
- 01:06:12,552 --> 01:06:14,511
- Is it always this cold in here?
- 1513
- 01:06:14,596 --> 01:06:15,638
- I don't know.
- 1514
- 01:06:15,722 --> 01:06:16,889
- Then, while they were looking
- 1515
- 01:06:16,973 --> 01:06:18,390
- for a smoking gun in that room...
- 1516
- 01:06:18,475 --> 01:06:20,267
- Arncliffe International is on fire.
- 1517
- 01:06:20,977 --> 01:06:23,604
- ...I was gonna fire off a bazooka in here,
- 1518
- 01:06:23,688 --> 01:06:25,939
- offering up our latest IPO.
- 1519
- 01:06:26,024 --> 01:06:28,525
- An IPO is an initial public offering.
- 1520
- 01:06:28,610 --> 01:06:32,363
- It's the first time a stock is offered
- for sale to the general population.
- 1521
- 01:06:32,447 --> 01:06:34,323
- Now, as the firm taking
- the company public,
- 1522
- 01:06:34,407 --> 01:06:36,075
- we set the initial sales price
- 1523
- 01:06:36,159 --> 01:06:38,911
- then sold those shares
- right back to our friends. The...
- 1524
- 01:06:39,162 --> 01:06:40,621
- Look.
- 1525
- 01:06:40,747 --> 01:06:42,581
- I know you're not following
- what I'm saying anyway, right?
- 1526
- 01:06:42,707 --> 01:06:44,625
- That's okay. That doesn't matter.
- 1527
- 01:06:44,709 --> 01:06:46,543
- The real question is this.
- 1528
- 01:06:46,628 --> 01:06:48,504
- "Was all this legal?"
- 1529
- 01:06:48,588 --> 01:06:50,464
- Absolutely fucking not.
- 1530
- 01:06:50,840 --> 01:06:53,258
- But we were making more money
- than we knew what to do with.
- 1531
- 01:06:57,639 --> 01:06:58,764
- And what do you do when you're making
- 1532
- 01:06:58,848 --> 01:07:00,307
- more money
- than you know what to do with?
- 1533
- 01:07:06,314 --> 01:07:07,731
- Oh, my God!
- 1534
- 01:07:08,108 --> 01:07:09,775
- Will you marry me?
- 1535
- 01:07:10,318 --> 01:07:11,652
- Oh, my God.
- 1536
- 01:07:11,736 --> 01:07:13,737
- Is that a yes?
- 1537
- 01:07:14,447 --> 01:07:15,489
- Are you sure?
- 1538
- 01:07:15,573 --> 01:07:17,449
- Yeah, I'm sure. Yeah, I'm sure.
- 1539
- 01:07:17,784 --> 01:07:19,493
- - Are you sure?
- - Yeah.
- 1540
- 01:07:29,921 --> 01:07:33,382
- I held my bachelor party
- at the Mirage in Las Vegas.
- 1541
- 01:07:33,633 --> 01:07:35,843
- The flight there alone was a bacchanal.
- 1542
- 01:07:36,010 --> 01:07:40,055
- One last blowout for the gods
- before I settled down for good.
- 1543
- 01:07:40,473 --> 01:07:41,890
- A hundred Strattonites,
- 1544
- 01:07:41,975 --> 01:07:44,768
- 50 hookers, plus 50 more waiting
- once we landed.
- 1545
- 01:07:45,478 --> 01:07:46,478
- Oh, and the drugs.
- 1546
- 01:07:46,563 --> 01:07:50,399
- I mean, I tell you, our plane was
- like a pharmacy with wings.
- 1547
- 01:08:19,846 --> 01:08:23,182
- All told, the weekend
- cost me two million bucks,
- 1548
- 01:08:24,768 --> 01:08:28,270
- including the cost
- of refurbishing the entire 28th floor.
- 1549
- 01:08:29,689 --> 01:08:31,190
- ...kiss the bride.
- 1550
- 01:08:32,776 --> 01:08:36,236
- But the wedding
- was something out of a fairy tale.
- 1551
- 01:08:36,780 --> 01:08:39,406
- With Naomi, my Duchess,
- 1552
- 01:08:39,491 --> 01:08:40,991
- me, her handsome Duke,
- 1553
- 01:08:41,075 --> 01:08:44,119
- and The Bahamas Ocean Club,
- our castle.
- 1554
- 01:08:54,964 --> 01:08:57,841
- Of course, after the bachelor party,
- me, the Duke,
- 1555
- 01:08:57,926 --> 01:09:00,677
- needed a few penicillin shots
- so he could
- 1556
- 01:09:00,762 --> 01:09:02,888
- safely consummate the marriage.
- 1557
- 01:09:08,269 --> 01:09:10,062
- Hey! Barry Kleinman,
- filming the wedding.
- 1558
- 01:09:10,271 --> 01:09:11,563
- A few words for your son?
- 1559
- 01:09:11,689 --> 01:09:14,316
- Jordan. Remember what I told you.
- 1560
- 01:09:14,400 --> 01:09:17,528
- It involves your penis and her vagina.
- 1561
- 01:09:17,612 --> 01:09:20,572
- And you know, you know
- what you can do, Jordy.
- 1562
- 01:09:38,091 --> 01:09:39,383
- Oh, my God!
- 1563
- 01:09:39,467 --> 01:09:40,843
- Aunt Emma?
- 1564
- 01:09:44,931 --> 01:09:46,932
- I can't believe you came!
- 1565
- 01:09:47,433 --> 01:09:50,602
- Jordan! Jordan! Look who came!
- 1566
- 01:09:51,396 --> 01:09:52,437
- It's Aunt Emma.
- 1567
- 01:09:53,481 --> 01:09:54,606
- Aunt Emma.
- 1568
- 01:09:54,732 --> 01:09:57,067
- - Oh, Jordan, dear, how lovely.
- - Hey, how you doing?
- 1569
- 01:09:57,944 --> 01:10:00,612
- It's a pleasure
- to finally meet you in person.
- 1570
- 01:10:01,030 --> 01:10:02,614
- Into the donuts, I see.
- 1571
- 01:10:02,699 --> 01:10:05,033
- Oh, I... I...
- 1572
- 01:10:05,118 --> 01:10:06,326
- Well...
- 1573
- 01:10:07,120 --> 01:10:09,454
- I lived through the '60s, my dear.
- 1574
- 01:10:09,539 --> 01:10:10,998
- Enjoy the day.
- 1575
- 01:10:11,332 --> 01:10:13,500
- She surprised me. I didn't even know.
- 1576
- 01:10:27,807 --> 01:10:29,349
- Just one more step. Are you ready?
- 1577
- 01:10:29,434 --> 01:10:31,018
- - Where are we going?
- - Keep your eyes closed.
- 1578
- 01:10:31,102 --> 01:10:32,477
- One, two, three!
- 1579
- 01:10:34,939 --> 01:10:36,023
- What is this?
- 1580
- 01:10:36,316 --> 01:10:38,150
- - It's your wedding present.
- - What?
- 1581
- 01:10:38,234 --> 01:10:39,568
- It's your wedding present, sweetheart.
- 1582
- 01:10:41,029 --> 01:10:42,404
- What?
- 1583
- 01:10:42,864 --> 01:10:44,990
- - Are you serious?
- - I'm serious.
- 1584
- 01:10:45,074 --> 01:10:46,199
- A fucking yacht?
- 1585
- 01:10:46,826 --> 01:10:49,202
- For millionaires
- whose ships have come in,
- 1586
- 01:10:49,287 --> 01:10:52,080
- pricey pleasure boats
- are for the most fun afloat.
- 1587
- 01:10:52,165 --> 01:10:55,250
- It's no coincidence that
- its 150 feet of green hull
- 1588
- 01:10:55,335 --> 01:10:57,502
- is the color of cash. Anchors aweigh!
- 1589
- 01:10:57,587 --> 01:10:59,838
- Oh, my God! Baby!
- 1590
- 01:11:02,175 --> 01:11:03,800
- - I think you like it?
- - You're crazy.
- 1591
- 01:11:03,885 --> 01:11:05,302
- - You like it?
- - Yes!
- 1592
- 01:11:10,975 --> 01:11:13,769
- For three weeks, we sailed
- the Naomi through the Caribbean,
- 1593
- 01:11:13,853 --> 01:11:15,854
- eventually taking her home
- to Long Island,
- 1594
- 01:11:15,939 --> 01:11:17,022
- where we bought a house.
- 1595
- 01:11:17,106 --> 01:11:19,691
- Seven acres on
- the Gold Coast of Long Island.
- 1596
- 01:11:19,817 --> 01:11:22,277
- The most expensive
- real estate in the world.
- 1597
- 01:11:22,362 --> 01:11:25,030
- With maids, cooks, landscapers,
- you name it.
- 1598
- 01:11:25,114 --> 01:11:27,574
- We even had two guards
- who worked in shifts.
- 1599
- 01:11:27,700 --> 01:11:28,742
- Both named Rocco.
- 1600
- 01:11:32,872 --> 01:11:34,957
- It was heaven on earth.
- 1601
- 01:11:37,835 --> 01:11:39,294
- Wake up, you piece of shit!
- 1602
- 01:11:40,046 --> 01:11:41,088
- Who's Venice?
- 1603
- 01:11:41,172 --> 01:11:42,506
- - Huh?
- - Who?
- 1604
- 01:11:42,590 --> 01:11:43,590
- Who? Who?
- 1605
- 01:11:43,675 --> 01:11:45,342
- "Who?" What are you, a fucking owl?
- 1606
- 01:11:45,426 --> 01:11:46,593
- Who is she?
- 1607
- 01:11:46,719 --> 01:11:48,136
- Some little hooker
- you were fucking last night?
- 1608
- 01:11:48,221 --> 01:11:50,138
- What the fuck are
- you talking about? No.
- 1609
- 01:11:50,223 --> 01:11:51,807
- No way, baby, no!
- 1610
- 01:11:51,891 --> 01:11:54,226
- You were calling
- her name in your sleep!
- 1611
- 01:11:54,310 --> 01:11:56,937
- Are you out of your
- fucking mind? I don't...
- 1612
- 01:11:57,480 --> 01:11:59,147
- I don't even know who Venice is.
- 1613
- 01:11:59,232 --> 01:12:01,441
- What the fuck does that
- even mean? Venice.
- 1614
- 01:12:01,526 --> 01:12:04,277
- That's the stupidest shit
- I've ever heard in my fucking life!
- 1615
- 01:12:08,074 --> 01:12:10,242
- Venice...
- 1616
- 01:12:10,743 --> 01:12:12,828
- Venice, baby, where are you?
- 1617
- 01:12:13,538 --> 01:12:17,040
- Venice!
- 1618
- 01:12:17,417 --> 01:12:18,834
- Where'd you go?
- 1619
- 01:12:22,922 --> 01:12:25,674
- Oh, baby.
- Oh, you're gonna play rough, huh?
- 1620
- 01:12:25,758 --> 01:12:27,926
- - Oh, Jesus Christ!
- - You like that?
- 1621
- 01:12:30,263 --> 01:12:32,389
- I like it. I like it.
- 1622
- 01:12:32,557 --> 01:12:34,266
- Wolfie, Wolfie, Wolfie, Wolfie.
- 1623
- 01:12:34,350 --> 01:12:35,475
- Wolfie?
- 1624
- 01:12:35,560 --> 01:12:36,852
- Yeah, it's my safe word, baby.
- It's my safe word.
- 1625
- 01:12:36,936 --> 01:12:38,353
- I don't give a fuck about your safe word!
- 1626
- 01:12:38,438 --> 01:12:40,522
- - Come on!
- - Shut the fuck up!
- 1627
- 01:12:40,606 --> 01:12:42,983
- Shut up, you little bitch!
- 1628
- 01:12:43,443 --> 01:12:45,569
- You're a fucking dirty little birdy!
- 1629
- 01:12:47,488 --> 01:12:48,655
- That's right.
- 1630
- 01:12:48,781 --> 01:12:50,032
- That's right! I forgot.
- 1631
- 01:12:50,158 --> 01:12:51,616
- I forgot, baby.
- 1632
- 01:12:51,743 --> 01:12:56,038
- Donnie and I were investing
- in a condominium complex in Venice.
- 1633
- 01:12:56,122 --> 01:12:57,247
- That's why all this confusion.
- 1634
- 01:12:57,331 --> 01:12:58,874
- Oh, you're investing in Italy?
- 1635
- 01:12:58,958 --> 01:13:00,667
- Not Italy. California.
- 1636
- 01:13:00,752 --> 01:13:02,252
- - Oh, California?
- - Yeah.
- 1637
- 01:13:02,336 --> 01:13:03,462
- You're a lying piece of shit!
- 1638
- 01:13:03,546 --> 01:13:04,713
- Duchess, baby, come on.
- 1639
- 01:13:04,797 --> 01:13:06,339
- Don't you fucking "Duchess" me.
- 1640
- 01:13:06,466 --> 01:13:07,883
- Don't you "Duchess" me!
- 1641
- 01:13:08,134 --> 01:13:11,094
- Do you really think that
- I don't know what you're up to?
- 1642
- 01:13:11,220 --> 01:13:13,096
- - You're a father now, Jordan.
- - Yeah.
- 1643
- 01:13:13,181 --> 01:13:14,598
- - You're a father now.
- - I know...
- 1644
- 01:13:14,682 --> 01:13:16,391
- And you're still acting like an infant!
- 1645
- 01:13:17,810 --> 01:13:19,352
- God damn it!
- 1646
- 01:13:19,437 --> 01:13:22,105
- Baby, you know,
- you got real anger issues.
- 1647
- 01:13:22,607 --> 01:13:24,524
- Who is the one who flew in here
- 1648
- 01:13:24,609 --> 01:13:27,486
- at 3:00 in the morning
- on their stupid helicopter
- 1649
- 01:13:27,570 --> 01:13:29,613
- and woke up Skylar? That was you!
- 1650
- 01:13:29,697 --> 01:13:32,324
- Oh, Skylar! Oh, fucking bullshit!
- 1651
- 01:13:43,169 --> 01:13:47,130
- Does it even matter to you
- that I just had that driving range
- 1652
- 01:13:47,340 --> 01:13:50,425
- sodded with Bermuda grass, Jordan,
- 1653
- 01:13:50,510 --> 01:13:52,552
- - and now you fucking wrecked it!
- - Oh, my God... Bermuda grass.
- 1654
- 01:13:52,637 --> 01:13:54,387
- No, you didn't research the whole thing
- 1655
- 01:13:54,472 --> 01:13:56,556
- and deal with the fucking
- golf course people!
- 1656
- 01:13:56,641 --> 01:13:57,808
- Oh, my God,
- 1657
- 01:13:57,892 --> 01:14:00,435
- you had to deal
- with the golf course people, too!
- 1658
- 01:14:00,520 --> 01:14:03,188
- What a Greek tragedy, honey!
- Oh, my God!
- 1659
- 01:14:03,314 --> 01:14:06,191
- You probably had to pay them
- in cash with your hands!
- 1660
- 01:14:06,275 --> 01:14:07,484
- What a fucking burden.
- 1661
- 01:14:07,568 --> 01:14:09,528
- And actually do some work
- besides swiping
- 1662
- 01:14:09,612 --> 01:14:11,738
- my fucking credit card all day, huh?
- 1663
- 01:14:11,823 --> 01:14:14,533
- Because I can't keep track
- of your professions, honey.
- 1664
- 01:14:14,617 --> 01:14:16,493
- 'Cause last month
- you were a wine connoisseur.
- 1665
- 01:14:16,577 --> 01:14:18,620
- Now you're an aspiring
- landscape architect!
- 1666
- 01:14:18,704 --> 01:14:20,372
- - Let me get that right... No!
- - Fuck you!
- 1667
- 01:14:20,456 --> 01:14:22,457
- Don't fucking dare throw that
- 1668
- 01:14:22,542 --> 01:14:25,001
- fucking water at me.
- Don't you fucking dare.
- 1669
- 01:14:25,920 --> 01:14:27,379
- All right, honey?
- 1670
- 01:14:27,755 --> 01:14:28,964
- Now will you just...
- 1671
- 01:14:29,048 --> 01:14:30,924
- We could talk this out, all right?
- 1672
- 01:14:31,008 --> 01:14:33,385
- We just use our words. You know?
- 1673
- 01:14:33,469 --> 01:14:34,553
- Communicate.
- 1674
- 01:14:34,637 --> 01:14:35,846
- Okay?
- 1675
- 01:14:36,389 --> 01:14:37,681
- Come on, sweetheart.
- 1676
- 01:14:37,890 --> 01:14:39,724
- Talk to me. Talk to me.
- 1677
- 01:14:39,851 --> 01:14:41,893
- Stop flexing your muscles, Jordan.
- 1678
- 01:14:41,978 --> 01:14:43,687
- You look like a fucking imbecile.
- 1679
- 01:14:43,771 --> 01:14:45,063
- Babe, come on.
- 1680
- 01:14:45,189 --> 01:14:48,316
- You should feel happy
- you got a husband
- 1681
- 01:14:48,401 --> 01:14:50,652
- who's in such great shape
- like this, huh?
- 1682
- 01:14:51,571 --> 01:14:52,696
- Come here.
- 1683
- 01:14:52,780 --> 01:14:54,322
- Come on, give me a kiss.
- 1684
- 01:14:54,407 --> 01:14:55,448
- You look so beautiful right now.
- 1685
- 01:14:55,575 --> 01:14:56,658
- - Come on.
- - Kiss you?
- 1686
- 01:14:56,742 --> 01:14:57,909
- - You look so beautiful...
- - Kiss you?
- 1687
- 01:14:57,994 --> 01:14:59,619
- Yeah, give me one...
- 1688
- 01:15:00,580 --> 01:15:01,913
- Fuck you!
- 1689
- 01:15:01,998 --> 01:15:03,999
- Ah, yes, my morning ritual.
- 1690
- 01:15:04,500 --> 01:15:06,459
- First I'd get up and fight with Naomi
- 1691
- 01:15:06,544 --> 01:15:08,753
- about whatever it is
- I did the night before.
- 1692
- 01:15:08,838 --> 01:15:11,047
- Next was a steam so I could sweat out
- 1693
- 01:15:11,132 --> 01:15:12,883
- the drugs still in my system.
- 1694
- 01:15:12,967 --> 01:15:14,593
- Then I'd assess the damage.
- 1695
- 01:15:14,844 --> 01:15:16,595
- Drown out my eyeballs.
- 1696
- 01:15:16,762 --> 01:15:19,222
- Take my "back pills"
- to get the day started,
- 1697
- 01:15:19,307 --> 01:15:21,391
- then seek to make up with Naomi.
- 1698
- 01:15:21,767 --> 01:15:23,435
- Good morning, Daddy.
- 1699
- 01:15:24,020 --> 01:15:25,604
- Where's my kiss?
- 1700
- 01:15:27,565 --> 01:15:29,065
- Hey, sweetheart.
- 1701
- 01:15:30,860 --> 01:15:33,820
- Does Daddy get a kiss from
- both of his little girls, huh?
- 1702
- 01:15:33,946 --> 01:15:35,280
- Oh, no.
- 1703
- 01:15:35,364 --> 01:15:38,450
- No, Daddy doesn't even
- get to touch Mommy
- 1704
- 01:15:38,534 --> 01:15:40,285
- for a very, very,
- 1705
- 01:15:40,786 --> 01:15:42,120
- very long time.
- 1706
- 01:15:42,663 --> 01:15:45,415
- Daddy's really sorry
- about what he said in the other room.
- 1707
- 01:15:45,499 --> 01:15:46,708
- He didn't mean any of it.
- 1708
- 01:15:46,792 --> 01:15:49,085
- Daddy shouldn't waste his time.
- 1709
- 01:15:49,629 --> 01:15:51,213
- And from now on,
- 1710
- 01:15:52,632 --> 01:15:54,799
- it's gonna be nothing but short,
- 1711
- 01:15:55,009 --> 01:15:57,219
- short skirts around the house.
- 1712
- 01:15:59,847 --> 01:16:02,307
- And you know something else, Daddy?
- 1713
- 01:16:03,559 --> 01:16:09,397
- Mommy is just so sick
- and tired of wearing panties.
- 1714
- 01:16:11,192 --> 01:16:13,151
- - Yeah?
- - Yeah.
- 1715
- 01:16:15,529 --> 01:16:16,947
- In fact,
- 1716
- 01:16:18,950 --> 01:16:21,701
- she's decided to throw them
- 1717
- 01:16:21,786 --> 01:16:24,996
- all away.
- 1718
- 01:16:30,795 --> 01:16:32,671
- So take a good look, Daddy.
- 1719
- 01:16:33,089 --> 01:16:36,132
- You're gonna be seeing
- an awful lot of this around the house.
- 1720
- 01:16:36,217 --> 01:16:37,759
- Oh, baby...
- 1721
- 01:16:37,843 --> 01:16:39,302
- Yeah, Mommy.
- 1722
- 01:16:39,804 --> 01:16:41,721
- - Yeah...
- - But no touching.
- 1723
- 01:16:42,348 --> 01:16:43,890
- Oh, gosh.
- 1724
- 01:16:48,396 --> 01:16:50,105
- What's wrong, Daddy?
- 1725
- 01:16:50,189 --> 01:16:51,523
- Baby.
- 1726
- 01:16:53,651 --> 01:16:54,859
- God!
- 1727
- 01:16:56,529 --> 01:16:57,696
- Look at this shit.
- 1728
- 01:16:57,822 --> 01:17:01,533
- Okay. Mommy likes to
- play games with Daddy.
- 1729
- 01:17:03,327 --> 01:17:07,872
- Mommy, have you ever noticed
- anything odd about Mr...
- 1730
- 01:17:08,332 --> 01:17:09,916
- Mr. Fuzzy Bear over there?
- 1731
- 01:17:12,086 --> 01:17:15,213
- His eyes seem
- to be a little bit odd, don't they?
- 1732
- 01:17:15,715 --> 01:17:19,175
- Yeah, there's something
- a little bit different about his eyes.
- 1733
- 01:17:19,260 --> 01:17:22,470
- Yes! I think it's true. Say "Hi," Mommy.
- 1734
- 01:17:22,555 --> 01:17:24,389
- Say "Hi" to Rocco and Rocco.
- 1735
- 01:17:24,473 --> 01:17:25,807
- Say "Hi." Hi, fellas.
- 1736
- 01:17:25,933 --> 01:17:27,309
- See that, huh?
- 1737
- 01:17:27,393 --> 01:17:29,144
- Of all the fucking days,
- 1738
- 01:17:29,228 --> 01:17:30,979
- she chooses today
- to give me blue balls!
- 1739
- 01:17:31,522 --> 01:17:34,149
- I mean, today was
- the biggest day in Stratton's history,
- 1740
- 01:17:34,233 --> 01:17:36,067
- and I needed to be thinking straight.
- 1741
- 01:17:36,152 --> 01:17:37,569
- Hey, Jordan!
- 1742
- 01:17:37,903 --> 01:17:39,738
- - Welcome.
- - Steve here yet?
- 1743
- 01:17:39,822 --> 01:17:42,949
- This was the day that
- we launched the Steve Madden IPO.
- 1744
- 01:17:43,117 --> 01:17:45,160
- Troops are all here,
- everyone's all rallied, excited.
- 1745
- 01:17:45,244 --> 01:17:47,037
- Everything had to run tight.
- 1746
- 01:17:47,121 --> 01:17:48,163
- It had to be perfect.
- 1747
- 01:17:48,247 --> 01:17:50,415
- What the fuck is that kid doing?
- 1748
- 01:17:50,750 --> 01:17:52,083
- What's he doing?
- 1749
- 01:17:52,793 --> 01:17:54,669
- The biggest IPO in this firm's history.
- 1750
- 01:17:54,879 --> 01:17:57,047
- What the fuck is he doing?
- 1751
- 01:17:58,090 --> 01:18:00,050
- Is he... Is he wearing a bow tie?
- 1752
- 01:18:00,343 --> 01:18:01,426
- Hi.
- 1753
- 01:18:02,595 --> 01:18:03,678
- How're you doing?
- 1754
- 01:18:03,763 --> 01:18:04,763
- Good.
- 1755
- 01:18:05,681 --> 01:18:07,474
- You cleaning the fish bowl?
- 1756
- 01:18:08,559 --> 01:18:10,643
- I just... I had a minute and...
- 1757
- 01:18:11,062 --> 01:18:12,437
- You had a minute.
- 1758
- 01:18:12,730 --> 01:18:15,065
- And today you needed
- to clean the fish bowl? Today?
- 1759
- 01:18:15,149 --> 01:18:18,818
- I had finished my paperwork
- and I had a couple of minutes.
- 1760
- 01:18:18,986 --> 01:18:20,779
- Okay. Nice to meet you.
- 1761
- 01:18:26,786 --> 01:18:28,036
- On new issue day?
- 1762
- 01:18:29,705 --> 01:18:32,290
- On cocksucking,
- motherfucking new issue day?
- 1763
- 01:18:32,416 --> 01:18:33,583
- This is what you do?
- 1764
- 01:18:34,126 --> 01:18:36,544
- Hey, everybody, listen up!
- 1765
- 01:18:37,171 --> 01:18:39,798
- This is what happens when you fuck
- with your pets on new issue day!
- 1766
- 01:18:53,479 --> 01:18:55,313
- Take your little bow tie, get your shit,
- 1767
- 01:18:55,648 --> 01:18:57,482
- and get the fuck out of my office!
- You understand?
- 1768
- 01:18:57,566 --> 01:18:59,067
- Get the fuck out!
- 1769
- 01:19:02,738 --> 01:19:04,239
- Everybody on point!
- 1770
- 01:19:04,323 --> 01:19:07,242
- We are here to make money.
- Everybody on point.
- 1771
- 01:19:09,745 --> 01:19:12,497
- A real wolf pit,
- which is exactly how I liked it.
- 1772
- 01:19:12,581 --> 01:19:15,208
- Jordan, look what I caught in the lobby.
- I caught a genius.
- 1773
- 01:19:15,334 --> 01:19:16,751
- Enter Steve Madden.
- 1774
- 01:19:16,877 --> 01:19:17,961
- The great American cobbler.
- 1775
- 01:19:18,045 --> 01:19:20,422
- Red-hot ladies footwear impresario.
- 1776
- 01:19:20,965 --> 01:19:24,092
- And thanks to Donnie,
- we were taking his company public.
- 1777
- 01:19:24,176 --> 01:19:27,887
- Stratton Oakmont was crawling out
- of the primordial ooze.
- 1778
- 01:19:28,180 --> 01:19:29,973
- Pond scum no more.
- 1779
- 01:19:30,307 --> 01:19:31,599
- That's why they gotta see your face.
- 1780
- 01:19:31,684 --> 01:19:34,144
- You get them fired up so they push
- the shit out of this stock. Okay?
- 1781
- 01:19:34,228 --> 01:19:36,813
- And not only that,
- Donnie and I secretly owned
- 1782
- 01:19:36,897 --> 01:19:39,190
- 85% of Steve Madden Shoes,
- 1783
- 01:19:39,775 --> 01:19:41,776
- which legally speaking was a big no-no,
- 1784
- 01:19:41,861 --> 01:19:45,238
- but we'd get filthy fucking rich
- if our troops got behind it.
- 1785
- 01:19:45,573 --> 01:19:47,824
- Our job was to get them worked up.
- 1786
- 01:19:47,992 --> 01:19:49,701
- But not too worked up.
- 1787
- 01:19:51,120 --> 01:19:52,495
- Hello. If...
- 1788
- 01:19:53,539 --> 01:19:55,707
- For those of you who don't know me...
- 1789
- 01:19:56,000 --> 01:19:57,041
- My name's Steve Madden.
- 1790
- 01:19:57,126 --> 01:19:58,668
- Yeah, we know who you are.
- 1791
- 01:19:58,961 --> 01:20:00,253
- Your name is on the box.
- 1792
- 01:20:00,463 --> 01:20:02,005
- Get the shoes. Show them the shoes.
- 1793
- 01:20:02,089 --> 01:20:03,673
- - Show them the shoes.
- - Okay. Yeah.
- 1794
- 01:20:03,966 --> 01:20:06,968
- Anyway, you know,
- this shoe is pretty cool.
- 1795
- 01:20:07,052 --> 01:20:09,888
- This is the Mary Lou, which is really
- the shoe that put me on the map.
- 1796
- 01:20:09,972 --> 01:20:11,556
- Without it, I wouldn't be here.
- 1797
- 01:20:11,640 --> 01:20:12,807
- It's a fat girls' shoe!
- 1798
- 01:20:12,892 --> 01:20:14,851
- Believe it or not...
- Believe it or not though,
- 1799
- 01:20:14,977 --> 01:20:18,271
- the Mary Lou is actually the same
- as the Mary Jane, but it's black leather.
- 1800
- 01:20:22,985 --> 01:20:24,611
- Whoa, whoa, whoa!
- 1801
- 01:20:24,695 --> 01:20:27,572
- Fight back! Come on!
- Where you at? Where you at?
- 1802
- 01:20:27,865 --> 01:20:29,157
- All right!
- 1803
- 01:20:29,241 --> 01:20:32,494
- Let's give it up for Steve Madden
- and his awesome Mary Lou!
- 1804
- 01:20:32,578 --> 01:20:34,746
- Hold that up. Hold that up.
- Hold that up proud!
- 1805
- 01:20:35,080 --> 01:20:37,290
- Give him a round of applause!
- 1806
- 01:20:38,501 --> 01:20:40,627
- You guys got that
- out of your systems, huh?
- 1807
- 01:20:41,587 --> 01:20:43,588
- You having a good afternoon or what?
- 1808
- 01:20:44,131 --> 01:20:47,175
- I wanna take a moment
- and tell you why Steve here is so
- 1809
- 01:20:47,259 --> 01:20:49,552
- absolutely off the fucking wall.
- 1810
- 01:20:50,763 --> 01:20:54,349
- It's because this man
- is a creative genius.
- 1811
- 01:20:54,934 --> 01:20:58,436
- This ability, this gift that Steve has,
- 1812
- 01:20:58,562 --> 01:21:01,856
- it goes beyond just
- spotting the hottest shoe trends.
- 1813
- 01:21:01,941 --> 01:21:05,693
- Steve's power is that he creates trends.
- 1814
- 01:21:06,028 --> 01:21:07,445
- You understand?
- 1815
- 01:21:07,655 --> 01:21:09,739
- Artists like Steve
- come along once every decade.
- 1816
- 01:21:09,823 --> 01:21:13,243
- I'm talking Giorgio Armani,
- Gianni Versace, Coco Chanel,
- 1817
- 01:21:13,327 --> 01:21:14,953
- Yves Saint Laurent.
- 1818
- 01:21:15,412 --> 01:21:17,038
- Steve, come over here for a second.
- 1819
- 01:21:17,289 --> 01:21:19,290
- I don't think you all realize
- 1820
- 01:21:19,959 --> 01:21:21,334
- that Steve Madden
- 1821
- 01:21:21,669 --> 01:21:24,963
- is the hottest person
- in the women's shoe industry,
- 1822
- 01:21:25,047 --> 01:21:26,339
- with orders going through the roof
- 1823
- 01:21:26,423 --> 01:21:29,759
- at every department store
- in North America right now.
- 1824
- 01:21:30,261 --> 01:21:32,262
- We have him here in our office!
- 1825
- 01:21:33,305 --> 01:21:36,099
- We should thank
- our fucking lucky stars this man is here!
- 1826
- 01:21:36,183 --> 01:21:38,768
- We should be on our hands
- and knees right now,
- 1827
- 01:21:38,852 --> 01:21:40,937
- getting ready to suck this guy off!
- 1828
- 01:21:41,021 --> 01:21:43,565
- Like this! Okay?
- 1829
- 01:21:43,816 --> 01:21:45,441
- I wanna suck you off, Steve!
- 1830
- 01:21:46,318 --> 01:21:47,902
- Everyone's gonna suck you off!
- 1831
- 01:21:48,529 --> 01:21:49,779
- This is our golden ticket
- 1832
- 01:21:49,989 --> 01:21:52,282
- to the fucking chocolate
- factory right here!
- 1833
- 01:21:53,200 --> 01:21:54,325
- And I wanna meet
- 1834
- 01:21:54,493 --> 01:21:56,661
- Willy fucking Wonka, okay?
- 1835
- 01:21:57,329 --> 01:22:00,164
- I wanna be with the fucking
- Oompa Loompas like this!
- 1836
- 01:22:04,253 --> 01:22:06,671
- All right, get off this fucking stage!
- Get out of here.
- 1837
- 01:22:07,214 --> 01:22:09,549
- All right, I want all of you
- to focus for a second.
- 1838
- 01:22:10,092 --> 01:22:12,093
- See those little black boxes?
- 1839
- 01:22:12,344 --> 01:22:13,428
- They're called telephones.
- 1840
- 01:22:13,512 --> 01:22:16,264
- I'm gonna let you in on a little
- secret about these telephones.
- 1841
- 01:22:16,348 --> 01:22:18,933
- They're not gonna dial
- themselves. Okay?
- 1842
- 01:22:19,059 --> 01:22:22,770
- Without you, they're just
- worthless hunks of plastic.
- 1843
- 01:22:23,397 --> 01:22:26,983
- Like a loaded M16 without
- a trained Marine to pull the trigger.
- 1844
- 01:22:28,027 --> 01:22:30,445
- And in the case of the telephone,
- 1845
- 01:22:30,613 --> 01:22:33,239
- it's up to each and every one of you,
- 1846
- 01:22:34,742 --> 01:22:36,826
- my highly-trained Strattonites.
- 1847
- 01:22:37,953 --> 01:22:39,245
- My killers!
- 1848
- 01:22:39,997 --> 01:22:43,291
- My killers, who will not
- take no for an answer!
- 1849
- 01:22:44,209 --> 01:22:45,752
- My fucking warriors,
- 1850
- 01:22:46,211 --> 01:22:48,212
- who will not hang up the phone
- 1851
- 01:22:48,297 --> 01:22:51,299
- until their client either buys
- 1852
- 01:22:51,383 --> 01:22:53,551
- or fucking dies!
- 1853
- 01:23:08,567 --> 01:23:10,109
- Let me tell you something.
- 1854
- 01:23:10,194 --> 01:23:13,196
- There is no nobility in poverty.
- 1855
- 01:23:13,656 --> 01:23:16,658
- I have been a rich man
- and I have been a poor man.
- 1856
- 01:23:16,742 --> 01:23:19,160
- And I choose rich every fucking time.
- 1857
- 01:23:20,412 --> 01:23:23,081
- Because at least as a rich man,
- when I have to face my problems,
- 1858
- 01:23:23,165 --> 01:23:27,001
- I show up in the back of a limo,
- wearing a $2,000 suit
- 1859
- 01:23:27,086 --> 01:23:29,671
- and a $40,000 gold fucking watch!
- 1860
- 01:23:33,926 --> 01:23:35,009
- Duke it out! Hit him!
- 1861
- 01:23:35,094 --> 01:23:36,511
- Get the fuck off me!
- 1862
- 01:23:37,971 --> 01:23:42,141
- And if anyone here thinks
- I'm superficial or materialistic,
- 1863
- 01:23:42,267 --> 01:23:44,519
- go get a job at fucking McDonald's,
- 1864
- 01:23:44,603 --> 01:23:46,604
- 'cause that's where you fucking belong!
- 1865
- 01:23:48,732 --> 01:23:52,276
- But before you depart
- this room full of winners,
- 1866
- 01:23:53,070 --> 01:23:56,155
- I want you to take a good look
- at the person next to you. Go on.
- 1867
- 01:23:57,157 --> 01:23:59,409
- Because sometime in
- the not-so-distant future,
- 1868
- 01:23:59,827 --> 01:24:03,287
- you're gonna be pulling up to a red light
- in your beat-up old fucking Pinto,
- 1869
- 01:24:03,622 --> 01:24:06,666
- and that person's gonna be
- pulling up right alongside you
- 1870
- 01:24:06,750 --> 01:24:08,876
- in their brand new Porsche
- 1871
- 01:24:09,712 --> 01:24:11,713
- with their beautiful wife by their side,
- 1872
- 01:24:11,797 --> 01:24:13,798
- who's got big voluptuous tits.
- 1873
- 01:24:15,467 --> 01:24:17,719
- And who're you gonna be sitting next to?
- 1874
- 01:24:17,803 --> 01:24:21,097
- Some disgusting wildebeest
- with three days of razor-stubble,
- 1875
- 01:24:21,181 --> 01:24:22,515
- in a sleeveless muumuu,
- 1876
- 01:24:22,599 --> 01:24:24,976
- crammed in next to you
- in a carload full of groceries
- 1877
- 01:24:25,060 --> 01:24:26,811
- from the fucking Price Club!
- 1878
- 01:24:26,895 --> 01:24:29,188
- That's who you're gonna
- be sitting next to!
- 1879
- 01:24:29,273 --> 01:24:31,524
- So you listen to me and you listen well.
- 1880
- 01:24:31,650 --> 01:24:33,860
- Are you behind on your credit card bills?
- 1881
- 01:24:34,278 --> 01:24:36,446
- Good! Pick up the phone
- and start dialing!
- 1882
- 01:24:36,864 --> 01:24:39,407
- Is your landlord ready
- to evict you? Good!
- 1883
- 01:24:39,700 --> 01:24:41,868
- Pick up the phone and start dialing!
- 1884
- 01:24:41,994 --> 01:24:45,246
- Does your girlfriend think
- you're a fucking worthless loser?
- 1885
- 01:24:45,330 --> 01:24:48,374
- Good! Pick up the phone
- and start dialing!
- 1886
- 01:24:48,500 --> 01:24:52,003
- I want you to deal with your problems
- by becoming rich!
- 1887
- 01:24:54,173 --> 01:24:57,467
- All you have to do today
- is pick up that phone
- 1888
- 01:24:58,677 --> 01:25:01,512
- and speak the words
- that I have taught you.
- 1889
- 01:25:01,805 --> 01:25:03,765
- And I will make you richer
- 1890
- 01:25:03,891 --> 01:25:06,934
- than the most powerful CEO
- in the United States of fucking America!
- 1891
- 01:25:07,019 --> 01:25:08,186
- Yeah!
- 1892
- 01:25:09,354 --> 01:25:10,605
- Fuck, yeah!
- 1893
- 01:25:11,231 --> 01:25:13,316
- I want you to go out there
- 1894
- 01:25:14,067 --> 01:25:15,860
- and I want you to ram
- 1895
- 01:25:16,195 --> 01:25:19,447
- Steve Madden stock
- down your clients' throats
- 1896
- 01:25:19,531 --> 01:25:21,824
- until they fucking choke on it!
- 1897
- 01:25:22,242 --> 01:25:26,496
- Till they choke on it and they buy
- 100,000 shares! That's what I want.
- 1898
- 01:25:26,580 --> 01:25:28,122
- Yeah! Fuck, yeah.
- 1899
- 01:25:28,207 --> 01:25:29,832
- You be ferocious!
- 1900
- 01:25:30,042 --> 01:25:31,876
- - You be relentless!
- - Yeah!
- 1901
- 01:25:31,960 --> 01:25:35,254
- You be telephone fucking terrorists!
- 1902
- 01:25:36,715 --> 01:25:40,301
- Now let's knock this motherfucker
- out of the park!
- 1903
- 01:26:10,624 --> 01:26:15,336
- At 1:00 p.m., we opened
- the stock for sale at $4.50 a share.
- 1904
- 01:26:15,504 --> 01:26:18,548
- By 1:03, it was over $18.
- 1905
- 01:26:18,674 --> 01:26:20,967
- Even the big Wall Street
- firms were buying.
- 1906
- 01:26:30,894 --> 01:26:32,812
- Of the two million shares
- offered for sale,
- 1907
- 01:26:32,896 --> 01:26:35,857
- a million belonged to me,
- held in phony accounts by my ratholes.
- 1908
- 01:26:35,941 --> 01:26:38,109
- Now once the price hit the high teens...
- 1909
- 01:26:38,277 --> 01:26:40,403
- You know what? Who gives a shit?
- 1910
- 01:26:40,487 --> 01:26:42,446
- As always, the point is this.
- 1911
- 01:26:42,573 --> 01:26:46,951
- $22 million in three fucking hours!
- 1912
- 01:26:48,120 --> 01:26:49,954
- Can you believe this shit?
- 1913
- 01:26:50,247 --> 01:26:52,456
- - I fucking love this, baby!
- - It's amazing!
- 1914
- 01:26:52,541 --> 01:26:53,958
- Jordan!
- 1915
- 01:26:54,084 --> 01:26:55,376
- Barry Kleinman's on the phone
- 1916
- 01:26:55,460 --> 01:26:57,086
- - from Future Video.
- - Who?
- 1917
- 01:26:57,170 --> 01:26:58,379
- I don't know. He shot at your wedding.
- 1918
- 01:26:58,463 --> 01:26:59,505
- He says it's urgent.
- 1919
- 01:26:59,631 --> 01:27:01,716
- Urgent? Who the fuck
- is Barry Kleinman?
- 1920
- 01:27:01,800 --> 01:27:03,384
- Oh, my God, you wanna marry me?
- 1921
- 01:27:03,468 --> 01:27:04,510
- You're in love with me?
- 1922
- 01:27:04,595 --> 01:27:05,636
- Yeah. Go fuck your cousin!
- 1923
- 01:27:05,762 --> 01:27:06,762
- Hey, Barry, what's up?
- 1924
- 01:27:06,847 --> 01:27:08,973
- Listen, I got this subpoena.
- 1925
- 01:27:09,057 --> 01:27:10,516
- Subpoena? What the fuck
- are you talking about?
- 1926
- 01:27:10,601 --> 01:27:13,227
- Yeah, the FBI, they want
- a copy of your wedding video.
- 1927
- 01:27:13,312 --> 01:27:14,478
- The fucking FBI?
- 1928
- 01:27:14,688 --> 01:27:16,522
- - You fucking kidding me?
- - Listen to me.
- 1929
- 01:27:16,607 --> 01:27:17,899
- His name is Denham.
- 1930
- 01:27:17,983 --> 01:27:19,650
- He's an agent with the New York office.
- 1931
- 01:27:19,735 --> 01:27:20,776
- What's his problem?
- 1932
- 01:27:20,861 --> 01:27:23,487
- He's a Boy Scout.
- He thinks you're fucking Gordon Gekko.
- 1933
- 01:27:24,781 --> 01:27:26,032
- What does he want
- with my wedding video?
- 1934
- 01:27:26,116 --> 01:27:27,742
- It's like an invasion of my privacy.
- 1935
- 01:27:27,826 --> 01:27:29,160
- You know what I'm saying? It's like...
- 1936
- 01:27:29,286 --> 01:27:30,578
- It's intrusive, you know.
- 1937
- 01:27:30,662 --> 01:27:33,331
- He's got pictures of your
- whole inner fucking circle.
- 1938
- 01:27:33,415 --> 01:27:35,249
- Pictures, names of the people.
- 1939
- 01:27:35,334 --> 01:27:36,334
- You know what he's trying to do?
- 1940
- 01:27:36,418 --> 01:27:37,543
- Exactly what he's doing.
- Look at yourself.
- 1941
- 01:27:37,669 --> 01:27:38,836
- He's trying to rattle you,
- 1942
- 01:27:38,921 --> 01:27:40,421
- he's trying to rattle your old lady,
- 1943
- 01:27:40,505 --> 01:27:43,215
- so she nags you until
- you become a fucking witness.
- 1944
- 01:27:43,300 --> 01:27:44,759
- He wants me to rat on myself?
- 1945
- 01:27:44,843 --> 01:27:46,636
- He wants me to
- give information about my...
- 1946
- 01:27:47,012 --> 01:27:48,554
- Listen. The good fucking news is,
- 1947
- 01:27:48,639 --> 01:27:50,431
- you know I know everybody downtown,
- 1948
- 01:27:50,515 --> 01:27:52,725
- I call up the Justice Department,
- the DEA,
- 1949
- 01:27:52,809 --> 01:27:55,895
- nobody even knows you fucking exist,
- so calm down!
- 1950
- 01:27:56,188 --> 01:27:57,396
- They don't know I exist?
- 1951
- 01:27:57,689 --> 01:27:59,315
- - No.
- - That's good.
- 1952
- 01:28:04,321 --> 01:28:05,363
- But you...
- 1953
- 01:28:05,447 --> 01:28:06,906
- You know who he is, right?
- 1954
- 01:28:07,658 --> 01:28:09,617
- - Yeah.
- - So, if I just wanted to get
- 1955
- 01:28:09,701 --> 01:28:11,661
- some more information,
- just find out what he knows,
- 1956
- 01:28:11,745 --> 01:28:14,956
- you could go to his house, right?
- 1957
- 01:28:15,040 --> 01:28:16,916
- Tap his phones a little bit, bug him.
- 1958
- 01:28:17,000 --> 01:28:18,125
- You could get some information...
- 1959
- 01:28:18,210 --> 01:28:21,003
- You don't fuck with these guys like that.
- 1960
- 01:28:21,088 --> 01:28:22,171
- You don't fuck with them like that.
- 1961
- 01:28:22,255 --> 01:28:23,422
- What are you, nuts or something?
- 1962
- 01:28:23,507 --> 01:28:25,132
- This is what you fucking do.
- What do I pay you for?
- 1963
- 01:28:25,217 --> 01:28:28,302
- I have a fucking P.I. license, you know?
- I make a living at this.
- 1964
- 01:28:28,387 --> 01:28:29,470
- I'm not a cop anymore.
- 1965
- 01:28:29,554 --> 01:28:31,555
- They'll take my fucking license
- away from me, all right?
- 1966
- 01:28:31,640 --> 01:28:32,723
- Okay.
- 1967
- 01:28:33,433 --> 01:28:35,685
- Okay, if I can't do that, can I just...
- 1968
- 01:28:35,978 --> 01:28:37,228
- Can I give the guy a call?
- 1969
- 01:28:38,438 --> 01:28:40,439
- - Why? Is that...
- - Jordan. Jordan.
- 1970
- 01:28:40,524 --> 01:28:41,524
- Do me a favor?
- 1971
- 01:28:41,608 --> 01:28:44,527
- The only one who calls this guy
- is your fucking lawyer.
- 1972
- 01:28:44,611 --> 01:28:45,611
- I can't call him, right?
- 1973
- 01:28:45,696 --> 01:28:47,446
- - It's against the rules?
- - I told you,
- 1974
- 01:28:47,531 --> 01:28:49,198
- whatever the fuck you say to him,
- 1975
- 01:28:49,282 --> 01:28:51,909
- he's gonna use against you.
- Don't you understand?
- 1976
- 01:28:51,994 --> 01:28:53,744
- He's smart, you're dumb.
- 1977
- 01:28:53,829 --> 01:28:55,079
- Fucking bullshit.
- 1978
- 01:28:55,664 --> 01:28:58,165
- Are we fucking talking tonight,
- or are you gonna get schwacked?
- 1979
- 01:28:58,250 --> 01:28:59,792
- The last time you
- took these fucking pills,
- 1980
- 01:28:59,918 --> 01:29:01,877
- you put your head in the
- fucking macaroni. I had to pick it up.
- 1981
- 01:29:02,963 --> 01:29:04,422
- All right.
- 1982
- 01:29:04,506 --> 01:29:06,048
- Okay, I won't call him.
- 1983
- 01:29:08,969 --> 01:29:12,888
- Hey, fellas! Come on board.
- The plank's right around there.
- 1984
- 01:29:13,765 --> 01:29:15,141
- Welcome!
- 1985
- 01:29:15,851 --> 01:29:17,935
- What a nice day.
- 1986
- 01:29:19,187 --> 01:29:20,271
- Hey.
- 1987
- 01:29:20,731 --> 01:29:22,273
- Welcome aboard.
- 1988
- 01:29:22,774 --> 01:29:25,401
- Jordan. Welcome aboard the Naomi.
- Pleasure to meet you.
- 1989
- 01:29:25,485 --> 01:29:27,069
- Agent Denham. This is Agent Hughes.
- 1990
- 01:29:27,154 --> 01:29:28,195
- Hi, how are you?
- 1991
- 01:29:28,280 --> 01:29:31,532
- Let me introduce you. This is Nicole,
- Heidi. Come on. Don't be shy.
- 1992
- 01:29:31,616 --> 01:29:34,118
- What are you guys all shy for?
- Don't be scared.
- 1993
- 01:29:34,202 --> 01:29:35,369
- These are friends of Stratton.
- 1994
- 01:29:35,454 --> 01:29:36,954
- - It's a pleasure.
- - Hello.
- 1995
- 01:29:39,624 --> 01:29:43,085
- Your message said that
- you wanted to speak privately.
- 1996
- 01:29:43,295 --> 01:29:44,962
- Right. I do want to speak privately.
- 1997
- 01:29:45,130 --> 01:29:46,380
- Give us a minute, huh, ladies?
- 1998
- 01:29:46,465 --> 01:29:48,049
- Let me know if I can get you anything.
- 1999
- 01:29:48,133 --> 01:29:49,967
- We'd be happy to help.
- 2000
- 01:29:50,177 --> 01:29:51,218
- You guys hungry?
- 2001
- 01:29:51,303 --> 01:29:54,096
- Want something to eat?
- Got some pasta, shrimp, lobster.
- 2002
- 01:29:54,181 --> 01:29:56,557
- I got whiskey.
- Any kind of booze you want.
- 2003
- 01:29:56,641 --> 01:29:58,100
- You know what?
- The Bureau doesn't allow us
- 2004
- 01:29:58,185 --> 01:29:59,602
- to drink while we're at sea.
- 2005
- 01:29:59,770 --> 01:30:02,229
- Duh! Of course.
- 2006
- 01:30:02,314 --> 01:30:04,148
- Ever been on one of these before?
- 2007
- 01:30:04,316 --> 01:30:05,566
- A boat?
- 2008
- 01:30:06,318 --> 01:30:07,610
- I learned how to sail when I was six.
- 2009
- 01:30:07,694 --> 01:30:09,779
- No shit. Is that right? Really?
- 2010
- 01:30:09,863 --> 01:30:11,572
- On one like this, though?
- 2011
- 01:30:11,656 --> 01:30:14,450
- I had the whole front extended in order
- to fit the chopper up there.
- 2012
- 01:30:14,576 --> 01:30:15,868
- See that?
- 2013
- 01:30:17,162 --> 01:30:18,621
- Anyway, this is for you.
- 2014
- 01:30:18,705 --> 01:30:21,540
- It's a complete list of every person
- that was at my wedding.
- 2015
- 01:30:21,625 --> 01:30:24,376
- I understand you wanted
- the whole wedding video.
- 2016
- 01:30:24,461 --> 01:30:27,213
- Figured this would help expedite
- the whole process, right?
- 2017
- 01:30:27,297 --> 01:30:29,048
- - There you go.
- - Look,
- 2018
- 01:30:29,132 --> 01:30:32,051
- my point is that
- I know you're investigating Stratton.
- 2019
- 01:30:32,135 --> 01:30:35,638
- But for the life of me,
- I can't figure out why.
- 2020
- 01:30:36,014 --> 01:30:37,389
- I know we're a little unorthodox,
- 2021
- 01:30:37,474 --> 01:30:39,183
- we're a little loud in
- the way we do things.
- 2022
- 01:30:39,267 --> 01:30:40,392
- But you gotta understand,
- 2023
- 01:30:40,477 --> 01:30:41,936
- we're the new guys
- on the block, you know,
- 2024
- 01:30:42,020 --> 01:30:44,146
- we're trying to make
- a name for ourselves.
- 2025
- 01:30:44,231 --> 01:30:48,859
- But I want you to understand,
- we don't do anything illegal.
- 2026
- 01:30:49,653 --> 01:30:50,736
- Whatsoever.
- 2027
- 01:30:50,821 --> 01:30:52,363
- I mean, you could talk to the SEC.
- 2028
- 01:30:52,447 --> 01:30:55,491
- They were at my office 15 times
- over the last six months.
- 2029
- 01:30:55,575 --> 01:30:58,202
- I mean, I got... I got nothing to hide.
- 2030
- 01:30:58,286 --> 01:31:01,038
- Well, you know the SEC
- is a civil regulatory agency.
- 2031
- 01:31:01,123 --> 01:31:02,665
- We pursue criminal activities.
- 2032
- 01:31:02,749 --> 01:31:05,584
- Exactly! You go after real criminals,
- 2033
- 01:31:06,169 --> 01:31:09,213
- which makes me wonder what
- the hell you're investigating me for?
- 2034
- 01:31:09,339 --> 01:31:10,673
- I mean, honestly...
- 2035
- 01:31:10,757 --> 01:31:14,593
- What is it that you think
- that we did or do? I don't get it.
- 2036
- 01:31:14,719 --> 01:31:15,970
- Well, I...
- 2037
- 01:31:16,054 --> 01:31:18,472
- Look, Jordan, I can't discuss
- an ongoing investigation.
- 2038
- 01:31:18,557 --> 01:31:20,224
- No, I get that. No, I understand.
- 2039
- 01:31:20,350 --> 01:31:21,725
- With that said...
- 2040
- 01:31:22,602 --> 01:31:24,436
- This case got dumped on my desk...
- 2041
- 01:31:24,521 --> 01:31:26,355
- - Did it?
- - You know, by a higher-up
- 2042
- 01:31:26,439 --> 01:31:29,650
- who needs to make a show of looking
- into the new company on the block,
- 2043
- 01:31:29,734 --> 01:31:31,193
- - with all the press and everything.
- - New loud guys.
- 2044
- 01:31:31,319 --> 01:31:34,864
- And then I end up being the schmuck
- who does the looking. Exactly.
- 2045
- 01:31:34,948 --> 01:31:36,866
- It's just, you know... It bothers me.
- 2046
- 01:31:36,950 --> 01:31:39,493
- We're the new guy. We're the one
- that's banging on Wall Street's door.
- 2047
- 01:31:39,578 --> 01:31:40,661
- I mean, you should...
- 2048
- 01:31:40,745 --> 01:31:42,663
- You should see what's going on
- at the bigger firms.
- 2049
- 01:31:42,747 --> 01:31:44,206
- I mean, I know all the information.
- 2050
- 01:31:44,374 --> 01:31:47,168
- It's true! Goldman,
- Lehman Brothers, Merrill...
- 2051
- 01:31:47,252 --> 01:31:49,253
- Collateralized debt obligations?
- 2052
- 01:31:49,379 --> 01:31:50,629
- This Internet stock bullshit?
- 2053
- 01:31:50,714 --> 01:31:52,506
- I mean, it's a fucking travesty.
- 2054
- 01:31:52,591 --> 01:31:57,595
- I could take you step-by-step
- through what exactly is occurring.
- 2055
- 01:31:57,846 --> 01:31:59,430
- All you have to do is ask.
- 2056
- 01:31:59,598 --> 01:32:00,890
- I'm available.
- 2057
- 01:32:01,057 --> 01:32:02,433
- That's exactly what I wanted to hear.
- 2058
- 01:32:02,517 --> 01:32:05,394
- I don't see why a little sitdown like this
- 2059
- 01:32:06,271 --> 01:32:07,813
- can't be profitable for the both of us.
- 2060
- 01:32:07,939 --> 01:32:10,191
- It should. Right?
- It should profit the both of us.
- 2061
- 01:32:10,275 --> 01:32:11,775
- - It should.
- - Look.
- 2062
- 01:32:12,319 --> 01:32:14,528
- I'm gonna give you my personal line.
- 2063
- 01:32:14,613 --> 01:32:17,531
- Five days a week,
- you just call me, feel free.
- 2064
- 01:32:17,741 --> 01:32:19,450
- - I'll do that.
- - Great.
- 2065
- 01:32:22,037 --> 01:32:23,704
- Are you sure you guys
- don't want something to drink?
- 2066
- 01:32:23,788 --> 01:32:25,456
- You're not hungry? Nothing?
- 2067
- 01:32:25,540 --> 01:32:27,166
- - Nothing? No?
- - Oh, no.
- 2068
- 01:32:30,295 --> 01:32:32,880
- Let me ask you,
- and if you don't wanna get too personal,
- 2069
- 01:32:32,964 --> 01:32:35,257
- just tell me to shut up at any time.
- 2070
- 01:32:36,134 --> 01:32:38,761
- Did you try to get your
- broker's license at one time?
- 2071
- 01:32:38,845 --> 01:32:41,680
- Did I hear that right? Were you trying
- to take a stab at Wall Street?
- 2072
- 01:32:42,599 --> 01:32:44,516
- - No?
- - Who you been talking to?
- 2073
- 01:32:44,601 --> 01:32:45,601
- Who the fuck you been talking to?
- 2074
- 01:32:45,685 --> 01:32:48,437
- Well, you're investigating me.
- I hear things.
- 2075
- 01:32:48,521 --> 01:32:50,606
- You know what I mean?
- 2076
- 01:32:50,690 --> 01:32:52,274
- You ever think about
- what would've happened
- 2077
- 01:32:52,359 --> 01:32:54,818
- if you would have stayed the course?
- 2078
- 01:32:56,238 --> 01:32:58,072
- You know what?
- When I'm riding home on the subway
- 2079
- 01:32:58,156 --> 01:32:59,406
- and my balls are fucking sweating,
- 2080
- 01:32:59,491 --> 01:33:01,283
- I'm wearing the same suit
- three days in a row...
- 2081
- 01:33:01,368 --> 01:33:02,868
- Yeah, you bet I do.
- 2082
- 01:33:02,953 --> 01:33:04,620
- I've thought about it before.
- Who wouldn't, right?
- 2083
- 01:33:04,704 --> 01:33:05,746
- Right, who fucking wouldn't?
- 2084
- 01:33:05,830 --> 01:33:06,997
- What do you get...
- 2085
- 01:33:07,082 --> 01:33:08,332
- Another personal question,
- no need to answer...
- 2086
- 01:33:08,416 --> 01:33:09,792
- No, that's all right, Jordan.
- 2087
- 01:33:09,876 --> 01:33:12,920
- What do you pull in? 50, 60K?
- Something like that?
- 2088
- 01:33:13,046 --> 01:33:15,047
- A year? In the ballpark?
- 2089
- 01:33:15,131 --> 01:33:16,590
- Well, I...
- 2090
- 01:33:16,675 --> 01:33:18,467
- Let's put it this way.
- 2091
- 01:33:18,551 --> 01:33:21,345
- You get a free handgun
- when you sign up for the Bureau.
- 2092
- 01:33:22,097 --> 01:33:24,223
- No, but it fucking pisses me off.
- You know what I mean?
- 2093
- 01:33:24,307 --> 01:33:26,475
- You think about the people
- that built this country,
- 2094
- 01:33:26,559 --> 01:33:27,977
- hardworking people like you.
- 2095
- 01:33:28,061 --> 01:33:30,604
- Firefighters, teachers, FBI agents.
- 2096
- 01:33:30,730 --> 01:33:34,400
- End of the day, you guys get
- fucking skinned alive financially.
- 2097
- 01:33:34,484 --> 01:33:36,360
- It fucking makes me angry.
- 2098
- 01:33:36,444 --> 01:33:39,530
- Now the one thing about
- Wall Street and this market is,
- 2099
- 01:33:39,614 --> 01:33:41,282
- for me, I feel
- 2100
- 01:33:42,367 --> 01:33:44,702
- it's good to give back.
- You know, there's...
- 2101
- 01:33:44,786 --> 01:33:46,954
- There are situations where I can
- 2102
- 01:33:47,038 --> 01:33:50,582
- make those situations better for people.
- You know?
- 2103
- 01:33:50,667 --> 01:33:51,959
- You know what I mean.
- 2104
- 01:33:52,043 --> 01:33:53,460
- Opportunity
- 2105
- 01:33:53,753 --> 01:33:55,004
- is everything.
- 2106
- 01:33:55,088 --> 01:33:56,338
- Exactly.
- 2107
- 01:33:56,464 --> 01:33:58,924
- Take for example,
- I got this one kid, right?
- 2108
- 01:33:59,009 --> 01:34:02,803
- Went to school for environmental
- science, something like that.
- 2109
- 01:34:02,887 --> 01:34:04,680
- He was bogged down by student loans.
- 2110
- 01:34:04,764 --> 01:34:07,474
- Turns out, his mother
- needed triple bypass surgery.
- 2111
- 01:34:07,559 --> 01:34:08,976
- - Jesus.
- - Right. Horrible situation.
- 2112
- 01:34:09,060 --> 01:34:10,019
- Sure.
- 2113
- 01:34:10,103 --> 01:34:11,186
- But we got him into the market
- 2114
- 01:34:11,271 --> 01:34:12,980
- at the right time
- and chose the right stock.
- 2115
- 01:34:13,064 --> 01:34:14,815
- We gave him the right guidance.
- 2116
- 01:34:14,899 --> 01:34:18,068
- Boom! Overnight,
- changed his entire life.
- 2117
- 01:34:18,194 --> 01:34:21,530
- Got to put his mother into
- the best hospital in New York City.
- 2118
- 01:34:21,614 --> 01:34:24,491
- It didn't work out for her, granted,
- she passed away, unfortunately.
- 2119
- 01:34:24,576 --> 01:34:26,493
- But we gave him that opportunity.
- 2120
- 01:34:26,578 --> 01:34:27,745
- You know what I'm saying?
- 2121
- 01:34:28,455 --> 01:34:32,958
- It's just about setting up the right team,
- and then overnight your life can change.
- 2122
- 01:34:38,340 --> 01:34:40,758
- What does... What does an intern...
- 2123
- 01:34:42,302 --> 01:34:44,178
- What does an intern
- make in a deal like that?
- 2124
- 01:34:44,262 --> 01:34:46,305
- Well, in that situation,
- 2125
- 01:34:47,223 --> 01:34:50,267
- in that particular trade,
- and it was one trade,
- 2126
- 01:34:50,602 --> 01:34:53,103
- north of half a million dollars.
- 2127
- 01:34:56,733 --> 01:34:58,984
- And I'd do that for anybody, you know,
- 2128
- 01:34:59,069 --> 01:35:01,737
- anybody that needs
- the proper guidance.
- 2129
- 01:35:21,549 --> 01:35:25,636
- Can you say that again,
- just the way you said it?
- 2130
- 01:35:26,054 --> 01:35:27,763
- Just the same way.
- 2131
- 01:35:31,976 --> 01:35:33,060
- I don't know what you're talking about.
- 2132
- 01:35:33,144 --> 01:35:35,396
- Oh, come on! You know
- what I'm talking about.
- 2133
- 01:35:35,480 --> 01:35:37,481
- I think what Jordan just did is he...
- 2134
- 01:35:37,565 --> 01:35:38,690
- - If I'm not mistaken...
- - No.
- 2135
- 01:35:38,775 --> 01:35:40,901
- ...you just tried to bribe a federal officer.
- 2136
- 01:35:40,985 --> 01:35:43,070
- No, technically I didn't bribe anybody.
- 2137
- 01:35:43,154 --> 01:35:45,572
- No, no, that's not
- the conversation I heard, Jordan.
- 2138
- 01:35:45,657 --> 01:35:47,157
- No, no, according
- to the U.S. criminal code,
- 2139
- 01:35:47,242 --> 01:35:50,661
- there needs to be an exact dollar figure
- for the exchange of services.
- 2140
- 01:35:50,745 --> 01:35:52,371
- That would not hold up in a court of law.
- 2141
- 01:35:52,455 --> 01:35:54,123
- Nah, it's not how I heard it.
- 2142
- 01:35:54,207 --> 01:35:56,917
- No, no, no, that's the truth.
- But I want to tell you this.
- 2143
- 01:35:57,001 --> 01:35:58,001
- Yeah.
- 2144
- 01:35:58,086 --> 01:35:59,586
- The same gentleman that told me
- 2145
- 01:35:59,671 --> 01:36:01,422
- that you tried to get
- your broker's license
- 2146
- 01:36:01,506 --> 01:36:03,632
- also told me that
- you are a straight arrow.
- 2147
- 01:36:03,758 --> 01:36:05,217
- He ran a security check on me.
- 2148
- 01:36:05,301 --> 01:36:06,510
- Well...
- 2149
- 01:36:06,636 --> 01:36:09,596
- Yeah, when you sail
- on a boat fit for a Bond villain,
- 2150
- 01:36:09,681 --> 01:36:12,349
- sometimes you need to
- play the part. Right?
- 2151
- 01:36:13,143 --> 01:36:15,060
- I think it's time you both
- get the fuck off my boat.
- 2152
- 01:36:15,186 --> 01:36:16,437
- What do you say?
- 2153
- 01:36:17,522 --> 01:36:18,772
- You know, Jordan,
- I'll tell you something.
- 2154
- 01:36:18,857 --> 01:36:21,859
- Most of the Wall Street
- jackasses that I bust,
- 2155
- 01:36:22,277 --> 01:36:24,611
- they're to the manor born.
- 2156
- 01:36:24,696 --> 01:36:25,779
- - Is that right?
- - Yeah.
- 2157
- 01:36:25,864 --> 01:36:29,491
- Their fathers are douchebags,
- just like their fathers before them.
- 2158
- 01:36:30,618 --> 01:36:32,035
- But you...
- 2159
- 01:36:33,746 --> 01:36:36,039
- You, Jordan,
- you got this way all on your own.
- 2160
- 01:36:36,207 --> 01:36:37,374
- Did I?
- 2161
- 01:36:37,459 --> 01:36:39,543
- - Good for you, little man.
- - Little man?
- 2162
- 01:36:39,669 --> 01:36:40,919
- Good for you.
- 2163
- 01:36:41,045 --> 01:36:42,171
- Me, the little man?
- 2164
- 01:36:42,255 --> 01:36:43,297
- And let me tell you something.
- 2165
- 01:36:43,381 --> 01:36:45,215
- Let me tell you something else.
- 2166
- 01:36:45,341 --> 01:36:47,509
- Honestly, I'm not bullshitting here,
- 2167
- 01:36:47,677 --> 01:36:48,802
- this is one of the nicest boats
- 2168
- 01:36:48,887 --> 01:36:50,888
- - that I've ever been on, I gotta tell you.
- - I bet it is.
- 2169
- 01:36:50,972 --> 01:36:52,389
- And you know
- what I was just thinking, too?
- 2170
- 01:36:52,515 --> 01:36:55,767
- The fucking hero that I'm gonna be
- back at the office
- 2171
- 01:36:55,894 --> 01:36:58,061
- when the Bureau seizes
- this fucking boat.
- 2172
- 01:36:58,188 --> 01:37:00,355
- Because, I mean,
- fuckety-fuck-fuck, Jordan,
- 2173
- 01:37:00,440 --> 01:37:01,732
- look at this thing!
- 2174
- 01:37:02,108 --> 01:37:03,150
- It's beautiful!
- 2175
- 01:37:03,234 --> 01:37:06,195
- And you got the beautiful girls there.
- It's wonderful.
- 2176
- 01:37:06,279 --> 01:37:08,739
- All right, get the fuck off my boat.
- 2177
- 01:37:08,907 --> 01:37:10,449
- I'm sure we'll be seeing each other
- 2178
- 01:37:10,533 --> 01:37:11,575
- - real soon.
- - I'm sure.
- 2179
- 01:37:11,659 --> 01:37:15,120
- Good luck on that subway ride home
- to your miserable, ugly fucking wives.
- 2180
- 01:37:15,205 --> 01:37:18,290
- I'm gonna have Heidi lick some caviar
- off my balls in the meantime.
- 2181
- 01:37:18,416 --> 01:37:21,043
- Hey, you guys want to take
- some lobsters for your ride home?
- 2182
- 01:37:21,127 --> 01:37:23,754
- Fucking miserable pricks,
- I know you can't afford them!
- 2183
- 01:37:23,838 --> 01:37:25,923
- Fucking cheap fucks.
- 2184
- 01:37:26,090 --> 01:37:28,050
- Fucking miserable pricks.
- 2185
- 01:37:28,134 --> 01:37:31,345
- Hey, fellas! Look what
- I found in my pocket! Look!
- 2186
- 01:37:31,638 --> 01:37:33,388
- A year's salary right here.
- 2187
- 01:37:33,473 --> 01:37:36,141
- You know what I call them?
- Fun coupons!
- 2188
- 01:37:36,226 --> 01:37:37,476
- See that!
- 2189
- 01:37:38,019 --> 01:37:40,020
- They're fun coupons!
- 2190
- 01:37:47,820 --> 01:37:50,572
- Switzerland?
- What the fuck is in Switzerland?
- 2191
- 01:37:50,698 --> 01:37:52,699
- Swiss fucking banks, that's what.
- 2192
- 01:37:52,784 --> 01:37:55,452
- It was ass-covering time.
- I had to hide my money.
- 2193
- 01:37:56,746 --> 01:37:58,288
- Enter Rugrat.
- 2194
- 01:37:58,414 --> 01:38:00,040
- He knew this Swiss banker
- from law school.
- 2195
- 01:38:00,124 --> 01:38:01,166
- That's for European pussy!
- 2196
- 01:38:01,251 --> 01:38:02,501
- But he was in Geneva.
- 2197
- 01:38:02,585 --> 01:38:04,962
- And there was no way
- I was gonna make that flight sober.
- 2198
- 01:38:06,798 --> 01:38:08,423
- So I knew if I took my drugs right,
- 2199
- 01:38:08,508 --> 01:38:10,551
- I could sleep through the entire flight.
- 2200
- 01:38:10,969 --> 01:38:13,303
- But I had to take them just right.
- 2201
- 01:38:13,930 --> 01:38:15,973
- At 4:00 p.m., I popped a few more ludes,
- 2202
- 01:38:16,057 --> 01:38:17,516
- which started kicking in by the time
- 2203
- 01:38:17,600 --> 01:38:19,351
- I finished my sales meeting.
- 2204
- 01:38:19,602 --> 01:38:20,811
- My tingle phase.
- 2205
- 01:38:21,145 --> 01:38:22,813
- By dinner, I popped a few more
- 2206
- 01:38:22,897 --> 01:38:25,816
- on top of some cocktails
- and a Valium or two.
- 2207
- 01:38:25,984 --> 01:38:27,484
- My slur phase.
- 2208
- 01:38:29,654 --> 01:38:31,989
- By 8:30, I took a few more ludes
- 2209
- 01:38:32,198 --> 01:38:34,783
- and pretty much lost all my motor skills.
- 2210
- 01:38:35,034 --> 01:38:36,535
- This was the drool phase.
- 2211
- 01:38:39,581 --> 01:38:42,958
- And by 10:00, I didn't know
- who or what the fuck I was.
- 2212
- 01:38:43,042 --> 01:38:44,626
- The amnesia phase.
- 2213
- 01:38:45,545 --> 01:38:47,504
- We boarded the plane
- just before midnight.
- 2214
- 01:38:47,589 --> 01:38:49,298
- Wow! Look at you!
- 2215
- 01:38:49,382 --> 01:38:51,341
- - You're beautiful.
- - Excuse me, sir.
- 2216
- 01:38:51,551 --> 01:38:53,719
- His sleeping pills just kicked in.
- He's all right.
- 2217
- 01:38:53,803 --> 01:38:55,345
- May I see your boarding passes, sir?
- 2218
- 01:38:55,430 --> 01:38:57,180
- We have the boarding passes.
- 2219
- 01:38:57,307 --> 01:38:59,308
- Jesus Christ, I wanna fuck her.
- 2220
- 01:38:59,934 --> 01:39:01,643
- Hey! Fucking relax.
- 2221
- 01:39:01,853 --> 01:39:03,895
- Oh, my God!
- You got your hand on my fucking cock!
- 2222
- 01:39:03,980 --> 01:39:05,355
- I don't. Cut it out.
- 2223
- 01:39:05,440 --> 01:39:06,440
- He's got his hand on my dick again.
- 2224
- 01:39:06,524 --> 01:39:07,524
- I'm just trying to buckle you up.
- 2225
- 01:39:07,609 --> 01:39:08,817
- You got your hand on his dick?
- 2226
- 01:39:08,901 --> 01:39:10,861
- You gotta stop doing that
- in public places.
- 2227
- 01:39:10,945 --> 01:39:12,904
- Oh, my God. Take it off!
- 2228
- 01:39:13,197 --> 01:39:14,197
- Take it off!
- 2229
- 01:39:14,282 --> 01:39:16,992
- I heard there's
- a treasure map under here.
- 2230
- 01:39:17,118 --> 01:39:19,661
- - Stop! I know, miss.
- - Excuse me, sir.
- 2231
- 01:39:19,746 --> 01:39:21,246
- Please sit down.
- 2232
- 01:39:21,331 --> 01:39:22,789
- - Watch it.
- - Go back to your seat, please.
- 2233
- 01:39:22,874 --> 01:39:25,167
- - What are you upset about?
- - Please go back to your seat.
- 2234
- 01:39:25,251 --> 01:39:27,127
- I will have to call the captain.
- 2235
- 01:39:27,211 --> 01:39:29,713
- Please, sir, please, sir. Sit down.
- 2236
- 01:39:29,797 --> 01:39:31,465
- Please sit down!
- 2237
- 01:39:31,549 --> 01:39:33,133
- - I'm going! Stop.
- - Okay, sorry.
- 2238
- 01:39:33,217 --> 01:39:34,843
- We apologize. We're gonna go to sleep.
- 2239
- 01:39:34,927 --> 01:39:36,136
- Question. I wanna ask you a question.
- 2240
- 01:39:36,220 --> 01:39:37,763
- Fasten your seat belt, sir.
- 2241
- 01:39:38,389 --> 01:39:39,931
- We cannot take off
- if you haven't fastened
- 2242
- 01:39:40,016 --> 01:39:41,058
- - your seat belt.
- - I'm really horny, too.
- 2243
- 01:39:41,142 --> 01:39:42,267
- Sit down. Fasten it.
- 2244
- 01:39:42,352 --> 01:39:43,852
- - Right. Okay, I'll sit down...
- - I will do it for you.
- 2245
- 01:39:43,936 --> 01:39:44,936
- - What?
- - I'll do it for you.
- 2246
- 01:39:45,021 --> 01:39:46,188
- You gotta speak English.
- 2247
- 01:39:46,272 --> 01:39:48,231
- We don't understand
- this language you're speaking.
- 2248
- 01:39:48,316 --> 01:39:49,816
- I will help him with his seat belt.
- 2249
- 01:39:51,069 --> 01:39:53,028
- - You gotta put it on right.
- - Sit back. Sit back, sir.
- 2250
- 01:39:53,237 --> 01:39:55,238
- - There you go.
- - All right. I'll just lean back...
- 2251
- 01:39:57,575 --> 01:39:59,242
- Bitte, Hilfe!
- 2252
- 01:40:14,509 --> 01:40:15,801
- Jesus Christ!
- 2253
- 01:40:15,885 --> 01:40:17,260
- Fuck!
- 2254
- 01:40:18,930 --> 01:40:20,305
- Donnie...
- 2255
- 01:40:20,431 --> 01:40:23,517
- Donnie, this isn't funny.
- You gotta untie me, buddy.
- 2256
- 01:40:24,143 --> 01:40:25,852
- I can't untie you.
- 2257
- 01:40:25,937 --> 01:40:28,772
- The captain tied you up.
- He almost fucking tasered you.
- 2258
- 01:40:29,732 --> 01:40:32,150
- Why?
- 2259
- 01:40:33,861 --> 01:40:35,112
- He's got a fear of flying.
- 2260
- 01:40:39,492 --> 01:40:41,034
- He's very nervous on planes, I'm sorry,
- 2261
- 01:40:41,119 --> 01:40:42,911
- it's not you, sweetheart,
- don't beat yourself up.
- 2262
- 01:40:43,204 --> 01:40:45,956
- Easy, easy. He's fine.
- He's just a nervous flyer.
- 2263
- 01:40:46,124 --> 01:40:48,291
- You were screaming at people.
- 2264
- 01:40:48,376 --> 01:40:49,751
- Oh, fuck off.
- 2265
- 01:40:49,836 --> 01:40:51,962
- You were on the floor
- rolling around and shit.
- 2266
- 01:40:52,046 --> 01:40:53,088
- Oh, Jesus.
- 2267
- 01:40:53,172 --> 01:40:55,257
- You called the captain the N-word.
- 2268
- 01:40:55,341 --> 01:40:56,842
- I called the captain the N-word?
- 2269
- 01:40:56,968 --> 01:40:59,177
- - Yeah, he was very upset.
- - Really?
- 2270
- 01:40:59,303 --> 01:41:01,638
- - Luckily we're in first class.
- - Jesus.
- 2271
- 01:41:02,473 --> 01:41:05,308
- Jesus Christ, I think
- you have a fucking drug problem.
- 2272
- 01:41:06,602 --> 01:41:09,020
- Where are the ludes?
- 2273
- 01:41:10,064 --> 01:41:11,565
- They're up my ass. Don't worry about it.
- 2274
- 01:41:11,649 --> 01:41:13,233
- - I got it.
- - Okay.
- 2275
- 01:41:13,317 --> 01:41:14,901
- Thank God.
- 2276
- 01:41:15,361 --> 01:41:17,821
- Jesus Christ, what are we gonna do
- when we get to Switzerland, buddy?
- 2277
- 01:41:17,947 --> 01:41:18,947
- This is bad.
- 2278
- 01:41:19,031 --> 01:41:21,366
- Fucking things are against
- my chest. I can't breathe.
- 2279
- 01:41:21,492 --> 01:41:23,243
- Come on, do something
- to calm me down. Please.
- 2280
- 01:41:23,327 --> 01:41:25,036
- Okay, shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up.
- 2281
- 01:41:25,621 --> 01:41:26,705
- Okay.
- 2282
- 01:41:28,332 --> 01:41:29,583
- - That's good.
- - Go to sleep.
- 2283
- 01:41:29,667 --> 01:41:30,792
- Rub it harder, buddy.
- 2284
- 01:41:30,918 --> 01:41:32,502
- You're all right.
- 2285
- 01:41:32,879 --> 01:41:35,172
- We all love you. Shut the fuck up!
- 2286
- 01:41:41,012 --> 01:41:43,889
- Mr. Belfort, you're free to go.
- 2287
- 01:41:46,017 --> 01:41:47,184
- Really?
- 2288
- 01:41:51,230 --> 01:41:52,355
- - Hey, Donnie.
- - Yeah?
- 2289
- 01:41:52,440 --> 01:41:53,940
- When we get out there,
- try not to act like yourself.
- 2290
- 01:41:54,025 --> 01:41:56,318
- Okay? Let's make Geneva
- an asshole-free Donnie zone, all right?
- 2291
- 01:41:56,402 --> 01:41:57,819
- What are you fucking coming at me for?
- 2292
- 01:41:57,904 --> 01:41:59,446
- Hey, listen. The only reason
- you're sitting in this limo
- 2293
- 01:41:59,530 --> 01:42:01,114
- and not in a Swiss jail
- is because of my friend. Okay?
- 2294
- 01:42:01,199 --> 01:42:02,365
- Hilfe!
- 2295
- 01:42:03,326 --> 01:42:05,744
- We're here. We're here.
- Everyone calm down.
- 2296
- 01:42:06,245 --> 01:42:07,662
- Jordan Belfort!
- 2297
- 01:42:07,747 --> 01:42:08,997
- At last.
- 2298
- 01:42:09,081 --> 01:42:11,666
- Nicholas has told me
- so much about you.
- 2299
- 01:42:11,751 --> 01:42:13,627
- Jordan, Jean Jacques Saurel.
- 2300
- 01:42:13,878 --> 01:42:16,254
- - Pleasure to make your acquaintance.
- - Nice to meet you.
- 2301
- 01:42:16,839 --> 01:42:18,048
- It's a joke.
- 2302
- 01:42:18,174 --> 01:42:20,425
- You'll understand
- when you're in the fucking seat.
- 2303
- 01:42:20,802 --> 01:42:22,385
- You need a bigger couch. For guests.
- 2304
- 01:42:22,470 --> 01:42:24,179
- Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
- I don't understand. I'm sorry.
- 2305
- 01:42:24,263 --> 01:42:27,098
- I'm curious about
- your bank secrecy laws here.
- 2306
- 01:42:28,726 --> 01:42:31,895
- Wait. Yes. Excusez-moi, Jordan.
- 2307
- 01:42:32,480 --> 01:42:35,524
- Swiss custom requires 10 minutes of...
- 2308
- 01:42:35,650 --> 01:42:36,650
- Blah, blah, blah.
- 2309
- 01:42:36,734 --> 01:42:38,360
- - Chit chat.
- - Yeah, chit chat, thank you.
- 2310
- 01:42:38,444 --> 01:42:40,070
- ...before business can be discussed.
- 2311
- 01:42:41,614 --> 01:42:42,739
- Yeah.
- 2312
- 01:42:45,535 --> 01:42:46,576
- Of course.
- 2313
- 01:42:47,245 --> 01:42:50,038
- Let's get down to it.
- What would you like to know?
- 2314
- 01:42:50,581 --> 01:42:53,458
- Under what circumstances
- would you be obligated
- 2315
- 01:42:53,543 --> 01:42:55,710
- to cooperate with an FBI
- 2316
- 01:42:56,087 --> 01:42:59,172
- or a U.S. Justice Department
- investigation, for example?
- 2317
- 01:42:59,799 --> 01:43:00,966
- ça depend.
- 2318
- 01:43:01,592 --> 01:43:02,717
- ça depend?
- 2319
- 01:43:02,802 --> 01:43:03,802
- Oui.
- 2320
- 01:43:04,887 --> 01:43:07,556
- Ça depend on what, exactly?
- 2321
- 01:43:08,349 --> 01:43:10,600
- Whether America plans
- to invade Switzerland
- 2322
- 01:43:10,685 --> 01:43:12,269
- in the coming months.
- 2323
- 01:43:12,728 --> 01:43:14,938
- Shall I check if tanks
- are rolling down the Rue de la Croy?
- 2324
- 01:43:15,022 --> 01:43:17,107
- - Yes. Rue de la Croix.
- - Croix. Croix.
- 2325
- 01:43:17,191 --> 01:43:20,026
- Not Croy. Not Rue de la Croy. It's Croix.
- 2326
- 01:43:20,236 --> 01:43:22,445
- See, this is what he used to do
- back in law school. Check me.
- 2327
- 01:43:22,530 --> 01:43:24,281
- - Champagne. Champagne.
- - Yeah.
- 2328
- 01:43:24,365 --> 01:43:26,741
- Yeah, yeah.
- French fries, pommes frites.
- 2329
- 01:43:27,493 --> 01:43:30,036
- - And that kind of stuff.
- - That's funny.
- 2330
- 01:43:31,455 --> 01:43:36,501
- What I'm asking, you Swiss dick,
- is are you going to fuck me over?
- 2331
- 01:43:39,130 --> 01:43:42,799
- I understand perfectly,
- you American shit.
- 2332
- 01:43:44,969 --> 01:43:47,345
- The only way
- the Banque Réal de Genève
- 2333
- 01:43:47,430 --> 01:43:49,514
- would cooperate
- with a foreign legal body
- 2334
- 01:43:49,640 --> 01:43:53,768
- is if the crime being pursued
- is also a crime in Switzerland.
- 2335
- 01:43:53,895 --> 01:43:58,440
- But there are very few Swiss laws
- which apply to your practices.
- 2336
- 01:43:59,650 --> 01:44:01,276
- From a financial standpoint,
- 2337
- 01:44:01,360 --> 01:44:04,446
- you are now in heaven.
- 2338
- 01:44:04,614 --> 01:44:06,489
- See, I told you he was fantastic, right?
- 2339
- 01:44:07,241 --> 01:44:11,786
- If the U.S. Justice Department
- sent us a subpoena, it would become
- 2340
- 01:44:12,246 --> 01:44:13,872
- papier toilette.
- 2341
- 01:44:14,749 --> 01:44:17,000
- We would wipe our ass with it.
- 2342
- 01:44:17,668 --> 01:44:20,253
- Unless, of course,
- it was an investigation
- 2343
- 01:44:20,338 --> 01:44:22,172
- into stock fraud,
- 2344
- 01:44:22,256 --> 01:44:24,424
- which is a crime here in Switzerland,
- if I'm correct.
- 2345
- 01:44:24,508 --> 01:44:28,511
- Then there would
- have to be coopération on your part,
- 2346
- 01:44:28,638 --> 01:44:30,597
- - if I'm not mistaken.
- - Yes.
- 2347
- 01:44:30,765 --> 01:44:33,183
- Yes, we would.
- 2348
- 01:44:33,351 --> 01:44:35,894
- Assuming the account
- is under your name.
- 2349
- 01:44:37,104 --> 01:44:40,148
- If it were another name,
- 2350
- 01:44:41,359 --> 01:44:42,984
- a friend's, camarade...
- 2351
- 01:44:43,069 --> 01:44:44,152
- Cousin?
- 2352
- 01:44:48,908 --> 01:44:50,617
- - Relative?
- - Yeah.
- 2353
- 01:44:52,828 --> 01:44:55,455
- Was that yodeling I just heard
- 2354
- 01:44:55,581 --> 01:44:58,041
- or did you just say
- what I thought you said?
- 2355
- 01:44:58,125 --> 01:44:59,876
- Yes. Yes.
- 2356
- 01:45:00,628 --> 01:45:03,171
- He's telling me to use a fucking rathole.
- 2357
- 01:45:03,381 --> 01:45:05,048
- But a U.S. rathole would never get
- 2358
- 01:45:05,132 --> 01:45:07,342
- into Switzerland with all that money.
- 2359
- 01:45:07,426 --> 01:45:11,262
- What I needed was a rathole
- with a European passport.
- 2360
- 01:45:18,562 --> 01:45:19,980
- Jordan.
- 2361
- 01:45:20,064 --> 01:45:22,941
- Hey. How's my favorite aunt, huh?
- 2362
- 01:45:23,025 --> 01:45:24,442
- Welcome. Was the traffic terrible?
- 2363
- 01:45:24,527 --> 01:45:26,069
- Oh, no, not at all.
- 2364
- 01:45:28,614 --> 01:45:30,240
- Jordan, come in.
- 2365
- 01:45:30,408 --> 01:45:32,909
- Thank God Aunt Emma
- didn't need too much convincing.
- 2366
- 01:45:33,577 --> 01:45:36,079
- Turned out the British
- weren't too different from the Swiss.
- 2367
- 01:45:36,247 --> 01:45:38,748
- Money talks and bullshit takes the bus.
- 2368
- 01:45:39,208 --> 01:45:41,126
- How do you say "rathole" in British?
- 2369
- 01:45:41,544 --> 01:45:44,004
- If you get into any trouble whatsoever,
- 2370
- 01:45:44,088 --> 01:45:46,840
- I'll come forth immediately.
- I'll say that I duped you.
- 2371
- 01:45:46,924 --> 01:45:48,216
- That I promise.
- 2372
- 01:45:48,926 --> 01:45:51,594
- Risk is what keeps us young,
- isn't it, darling?
- 2373
- 01:45:55,933 --> 01:45:57,726
- Sometimes I wonder
- 2374
- 01:45:58,019 --> 01:46:01,021
- if you let money get
- the best of you, my love.
- 2375
- 01:46:01,147 --> 01:46:04,274
- Among other substances.
- 2376
- 01:46:08,696 --> 01:46:10,071
- It's that obvious, huh?
- 2377
- 01:46:10,156 --> 01:46:13,408
- It's chilly, darling,
- and you're sweating bullets.
- 2378
- 01:46:16,120 --> 01:46:17,954
- What can I say? I'm...
- 2379
- 01:46:18,831 --> 01:46:20,498
- I'm a drug addict.
- 2380
- 01:46:20,624 --> 01:46:21,958
- I really am.
- 2381
- 01:46:23,002 --> 01:46:24,753
- Cocaine, pills,
- 2382
- 01:46:25,254 --> 01:46:27,672
- whatever it is, I'll fucking do it.
- 2383
- 01:46:28,215 --> 01:46:29,924
- Now that's the truth.
- 2384
- 01:46:30,009 --> 01:46:31,259
- I mean...
- 2385
- 01:46:31,343 --> 01:46:32,719
- I'm a sex addict, too.
- 2386
- 01:46:33,637 --> 01:46:36,056
- Well, there are worse things
- to be addicted to than sex.
- 2387
- 01:46:37,349 --> 01:46:39,726
- Jesus, why am I telling you all this?
- Why am I...
- 2388
- 01:46:39,810 --> 01:46:41,436
- I'm sorry.
- 2389
- 01:46:42,188 --> 01:46:44,397
- Because I'm very easy to talk to.
- 2390
- 01:46:44,774 --> 01:46:47,484
- You are. You are easy to talk to.
- 2391
- 01:46:48,652 --> 01:46:50,070
- I suppose it's...
- 2392
- 01:46:50,154 --> 01:46:51,571
- Just my job, you know.
- 2393
- 01:46:52,823 --> 01:46:54,783
- All these people dependent on me.
- 2394
- 01:46:54,867 --> 01:46:57,577
- Tens of millions of dollars
- at stake, you know.
- 2395
- 01:46:57,661 --> 01:46:59,370
- Sometimes I feel like I...
- 2396
- 01:46:59,455 --> 01:47:02,624
- I've bitten off more than
- I can chew, you know.
- 2397
- 01:47:02,833 --> 01:47:05,126
- You're a man with large appetites.
- 2398
- 01:47:05,294 --> 01:47:06,377
- Yeah.
- 2399
- 01:47:08,089 --> 01:47:10,006
- Is she fucking hitting on me?
- 2400
- 01:47:10,341 --> 01:47:11,382
- Yeah.
- 2401
- 01:47:11,509 --> 01:47:12,801
- Yeah, I am.
- 2402
- 01:47:15,179 --> 01:47:18,515
- I suppose I put that
- on myself though, right?
- 2403
- 01:47:18,849 --> 01:47:20,391
- My decision.
- 2404
- 01:47:20,893 --> 01:47:22,352
- It's just hard to...
- 2405
- 01:47:22,436 --> 01:47:26,356
- Hard to learn to control
- the anxiety sometimes, you know?
- 2406
- 01:47:26,941 --> 01:47:28,483
- You know, to...
- 2407
- 01:47:28,692 --> 01:47:31,361
- Learn to relax and let go and...
- 2408
- 01:47:32,363 --> 01:47:34,364
- To release the tension.
- 2409
- 01:47:35,407 --> 01:47:36,866
- She is hitting on me.
- 2410
- 01:47:37,827 --> 01:47:39,244
- Holy shit!
- 2411
- 01:47:39,537 --> 01:47:41,788
- Yeah, to release the tension.
- 2412
- 01:47:45,626 --> 01:47:47,377
- I suppose we...
- 2413
- 01:47:47,920 --> 01:47:50,255
- We all just need to learn...
- 2414
- 01:47:50,881 --> 01:47:54,175
- Learn to do what
- comes naturally in life, you know?
- 2415
- 01:47:56,095 --> 01:47:58,555
- Is he fucking hitting on me?
- 2416
- 01:48:04,770 --> 01:48:06,437
- Stability, dear.
- 2417
- 01:48:06,522 --> 01:48:07,939
- Family.
- 2418
- 01:48:14,572 --> 01:48:16,739
- You take care of my niece, my love.
- 2419
- 01:48:16,824 --> 01:48:19,367
- I'll take care of everything over here.
- 2420
- 01:48:20,327 --> 01:48:21,411
- Deal.
- 2421
- 01:48:23,956 --> 01:48:26,124
- Come on! There you go.
- 2422
- 01:48:28,169 --> 01:48:31,421
- We had, literally, a fuckload of money.
- 2423
- 01:48:31,922 --> 01:48:33,923
- Aunt Emma could never
- carry all this by herself.
- 2424
- 01:48:34,758 --> 01:48:38,428
- So I thought to myself,
- who else has a European passport?
- 2425
- 01:48:38,596 --> 01:48:40,513
- Brad, you're making this
- too fucking tight!
- 2426
- 01:48:40,598 --> 01:48:43,391
- Now Brad, as a successful drug dealer,
- 2427
- 01:48:43,475 --> 01:48:45,685
- spent his winters in the south of France,
- 2428
- 01:48:45,769 --> 01:48:47,812
- which is where
- he met his wife, Chantalle,
- 2429
- 01:48:47,897 --> 01:48:50,773
- a stripper of Slovenian origin
- 2430
- 01:48:50,941 --> 01:48:52,358
- born, in of all places,
- 2431
- 01:48:52,943 --> 01:48:54,444
- Switzerland.
- 2432
- 01:48:58,616 --> 01:49:00,283
- Well, this is fucked.
- 2433
- 01:49:01,327 --> 01:49:02,785
- No shit.
- 2434
- 01:49:06,290 --> 01:49:08,750
- Like, this will take her like 50 trips.
- 2435
- 01:49:08,834 --> 01:49:10,043
- I know.
- 2436
- 01:49:13,756 --> 01:49:14,964
- Let me ask you something?
- 2437
- 01:49:15,090 --> 01:49:17,675
- What about her family? Right?
- 2438
- 01:49:17,760 --> 01:49:20,428
- I mean, they all got
- Swiss passports, right.
- 2439
- 01:49:20,512 --> 01:49:22,388
- She's got parents,
- she's got a brother, right?
- 2440
- 01:49:22,473 --> 01:49:24,390
- The brother's got a wife.
- That's five fucking people.
- 2441
- 01:49:24,475 --> 01:49:26,392
- Six, seven trips, boom, right?
- 2442
- 01:49:26,477 --> 01:49:28,061
- They're all fucking
- Swiss nitwits like her.
- 2443
- 01:49:28,145 --> 01:49:29,395
- - They'll do it.
- - We could do that.
- 2444
- 01:49:29,480 --> 01:49:31,940
- At least I have a family,
- you crooked-nose fuck!
- 2445
- 01:49:32,024 --> 01:49:34,859
- Hey, don't forget about my money.
- 2446
- 01:49:36,654 --> 01:49:37,737
- I'm sorry, what's that?
- 2447
- 01:49:37,821 --> 01:49:39,280
- Yeah, I forgot to tell you.
- He's got some...
- 2448
- 01:49:39,365 --> 01:49:41,407
- - He's got some money.
- - My money.
- 2449
- 01:49:41,784 --> 01:49:43,993
- I got a couple of mil
- coming in like a week.
- 2450
- 01:49:44,078 --> 01:49:46,663
- When it gets in, I'll give you a call,
- you come pick it up.
- 2451
- 01:49:49,291 --> 01:49:50,708
- You give me a call?
- 2452
- 01:49:52,336 --> 01:49:55,588
- When it gets here, I'll give you a call
- and you'll come pick it up.
- 2453
- 01:49:55,673 --> 01:49:57,465
- Well, we don't fucking
- work for you, man!
- 2454
- 01:49:58,008 --> 01:50:00,969
- Sweetheart,
- you have my money taped to your tits.
- 2455
- 01:50:01,053 --> 01:50:03,054
- Okay? Technically, you do work for me.
- 2456
- 01:50:06,100 --> 01:50:07,684
- Hey, Jordan, we're gonna need to talk.
- 2457
- 01:50:07,935 --> 01:50:09,435
- If I fucking do this,
- I'm telling you right now,
- 2458
- 01:50:09,520 --> 01:50:10,478
- I ain't going to him, okay.
- 2459
- 01:50:10,562 --> 01:50:11,604
- - I'm not a fucking shvartze.
- - I got it.
- 2460
- 01:50:11,689 --> 01:50:12,981
- I don't do fucking pickups, all right?
- 2461
- 01:50:13,065 --> 01:50:14,107
- - I got it.
- - Well, listen to me.
- 2462
- 01:50:14,191 --> 01:50:15,775
- We meet someplace that I fucking say.
- 2463
- 01:50:15,859 --> 01:50:17,235
- And you tell that fucking piece of shit,
- 2464
- 01:50:17,319 --> 01:50:18,486
- - he comes correct.
- - I will.
- 2465
- 01:50:18,570 --> 01:50:20,863
- He comes in all fucking loopy
- and fucked up, I swear to God
- 2466
- 01:50:20,948 --> 01:50:22,782
- I'll mash that douchebag's teeth in.
- 2467
- 01:50:22,866 --> 01:50:24,617
- You're gonna mash
- whose fucking teeth in?
- 2468
- 01:50:24,702 --> 01:50:26,411
- Whose fucking teeth
- are you gonna mash in?
- 2469
- 01:50:26,495 --> 01:50:28,788
- I put the money on that
- fucking table! Not you!
- 2470
- 01:50:28,872 --> 01:50:30,707
- I'm the reason
- we have this whole fucking deal!
- 2471
- 01:50:30,791 --> 01:50:32,792
- - He's got a gun, you fucking idiot!
- - Fuck his gun!
- 2472
- 01:50:32,876 --> 01:50:34,252
- I put that money in there!
- 2473
- 01:50:34,336 --> 01:50:35,712
- You know what?
- You're a fucking pill dealer.
- 2474
- 01:50:35,796 --> 01:50:38,089
- I got five more just like you, bro.
- 2475
- 01:50:38,173 --> 01:50:39,882
- Keep talking, you fucking piece of shit!
- 2476
- 01:50:39,967 --> 01:50:41,718
- You know what else?
- You dress like shit!
- 2477
- 01:50:41,802 --> 01:50:42,802
- So fuck you!
- 2478
- 01:50:42,886 --> 01:50:44,637
- - Fucking motherfucker!
- - Oh! Jesus!
- 2479
- 01:50:44,722 --> 01:50:46,556
- How about that, faggot?
- Who's a faggot?
- 2480
- 01:50:46,682 --> 01:50:48,474
- You okay? Hey, pal.
- 2481
- 01:50:51,186 --> 01:50:53,980
- The next day,
- Aunt Emma flew to Geneva.
- 2482
- 01:50:54,064 --> 01:50:56,399
- Two million in cash in her carry-on,
- 2483
- 01:50:56,483 --> 01:50:59,444
- which in the big picture
- was a drop in the Swiss bucket.
- 2484
- 01:51:00,696 --> 01:51:01,988
- 'Cause the following month,
- 2485
- 01:51:02,072 --> 01:51:03,948
- over the course of six round trips,
- 2486
- 01:51:04,033 --> 01:51:08,077
- Chantalle's family and friends
- smuggled in over 20 million in cash
- 2487
- 01:51:08,162 --> 01:51:09,912
- without even a hiccup.
- 2488
- 01:51:14,918 --> 01:51:16,836
- - And I have some more.
- - Really?
- 2489
- 01:51:16,920 --> 01:51:18,129
- - Here.
- - Oh, thank you.
- 2490
- 01:51:18,213 --> 01:51:19,339
- And here.
- 2491
- 01:51:19,423 --> 01:51:21,424
- - Welcome.
- - Welcome.
- 2492
- 01:51:21,508 --> 01:51:23,760
- Yeah, like four bags of it.
- 2493
- 01:51:25,387 --> 01:51:27,722
- Are you Swiss-Slovakian
- or Swiss-Slovenian?
- 2494
- 01:51:27,806 --> 01:51:29,349
- - Slovenian.
- - Slovenian?
- 2495
- 01:51:29,433 --> 01:51:30,641
- Who cares. You're blonde.
- 2496
- 01:51:30,726 --> 01:51:31,726
- Oh, stop.
- 2497
- 01:51:52,581 --> 01:51:53,706
- Shit.
- 2498
- 01:51:53,791 --> 01:51:55,041
- Just put the fucking car in park,
- 2499
- 01:51:55,125 --> 01:51:56,918
- you dumb fucking idiot!
- 2500
- 01:51:58,462 --> 01:52:00,088
- I can't close this briefcase.
- 2501
- 01:52:00,172 --> 01:52:01,547
- One fucking day.
- 2502
- 01:52:01,632 --> 01:52:03,591
- One fucking day,
- you couldn't keep it together?
- 2503
- 01:52:03,675 --> 01:52:05,259
- I'm fucked up, Brad.
- 2504
- 01:52:05,803 --> 01:52:08,429
- - Gotta be fucking kidding me.
- - Fucked up.
- 2505
- 01:52:13,268 --> 01:52:14,769
- - It's a joke.
- - It's a joke?
- 2506
- 01:52:14,853 --> 01:52:16,813
- - I'm sober.
- - Jesus fucking Christ!
- 2507
- 01:52:16,897 --> 01:52:17,897
- It's a fucking joke.
- 2508
- 01:52:17,981 --> 01:52:19,565
- - Are you fucking stupid?
- - I'm not stupid.
- 2509
- 01:52:19,650 --> 01:52:21,109
- You fucking drive in here
- like a fucking maniac,
- 2510
- 01:52:21,193 --> 01:52:23,027
- you know the attention that
- that fucking draws?
- 2511
- 01:52:23,112 --> 01:52:25,780
- - I'm not stupid. I'm smart.
- - Smart?
- 2512
- 01:52:25,864 --> 01:52:27,949
- - I make million-dollar deals.
- - That right?
- 2513
- 01:52:28,033 --> 01:52:30,410
- With smart important people,
- unlike you.
- 2514
- 01:52:30,494 --> 01:52:34,372
- People who don't sucker-punch people
- when they're scared. Okay?
- 2515
- 01:52:34,456 --> 01:52:35,832
- - I'm scared, huh?
- - And by the way,
- 2516
- 01:52:35,916 --> 01:52:36,916
- I haven't gotten an apology yet for that.
- 2517
- 01:52:37,000 --> 01:52:38,042
- You want an apology, okay.
- 2518
- 01:52:38,127 --> 01:52:39,544
- I check my fucking messages every day
- 2519
- 01:52:39,628 --> 01:52:40,586
- - when I come home from work.
- - Did you?
- 2520
- 01:52:40,671 --> 01:52:41,921
- - My answering machine. Zero.
- - Didn't get one, huh?
- 2521
- 01:52:42,005 --> 01:52:43,047
- I got a blinking light,
- 2522
- 01:52:43,132 --> 01:52:44,424
- because I don't have shit from you.
- 2523
- 01:52:44,508 --> 01:52:45,716
- You know what, you got
- a big fucking mouth, okay?
- 2524
- 01:52:45,801 --> 01:52:47,051
- I got my wife checking the messages
- 2525
- 01:52:47,136 --> 01:52:49,137
- every 45 minutes
- calling the office, saying,
- 2526
- 01:52:49,221 --> 01:52:50,430
- "Has Brad apologized yet?
- 2527
- 01:52:50,514 --> 01:52:52,515
- "Is there an apology message
- on the machine?"
- 2528
- 01:52:52,599 --> 01:52:54,142
- I don't have jack shit. You know what?
- 2529
- 01:52:54,226 --> 01:52:55,643
- That's not how you treat people.
- 2530
- 01:52:55,727 --> 01:52:56,769
- You got a big fucking mouth, you know.
- 2531
- 01:52:56,854 --> 01:52:58,521
- I'm gonna give you a fucking pass.
- Just give me the case.
- 2532
- 01:52:58,605 --> 01:53:00,815
- You're gonna give me a pass?
- 2533
- 01:53:00,899 --> 01:53:02,483
- Look, it's a figure of fucking speech.
- 2534
- 01:53:02,568 --> 01:53:04,527
- Oh, my gosh. The Emperor of Fucksville
- 2535
- 01:53:04,611 --> 01:53:05,903
- came down from Fucksville
- to give me a pass!
- 2536
- 01:53:05,988 --> 01:53:06,988
- From Fucksville, huh?
- 2537
- 01:53:07,072 --> 01:53:08,948
- Hey, what are the citizens
- of Fucksville doing today
- 2538
- 01:53:09,032 --> 01:53:10,491
- when their Emperor's gone?
- 2539
- 01:53:10,576 --> 01:53:12,118
- Is it mayhem?
- 2540
- 01:53:12,202 --> 01:53:13,995
- Are people looting and raping?
- 2541
- 01:53:14,079 --> 01:53:16,080
- What are all the little fuckheads
- doing while you're here?
- 2542
- 01:53:16,165 --> 01:53:17,582
- Go fuck yourself! Give me the bag.
- 2543
- 01:53:17,666 --> 01:53:18,958
- You back the fuck up.
- 2544
- 01:53:19,042 --> 01:53:22,503
- I'll cause the biggest fucking scene
- that I've ever caused in my life
- 2545
- 01:53:22,588 --> 01:53:24,338
- if you come at me again.
- 2546
- 01:53:24,423 --> 01:53:26,007
- - You know what?
- - Just fucking keep it down.
- 2547
- 01:53:26,091 --> 01:53:27,300
- I got...
- 2548
- 01:53:27,384 --> 01:53:31,971
- I don't wanna be out of line or anything,
- but I think you like, like me. Like you...
- 2549
- 01:53:32,055 --> 01:53:33,514
- Like when you come at me...
- 2550
- 01:53:33,599 --> 01:53:34,682
- What's the matter with you?
- What the fuck is...
- 2551
- 01:53:34,766 --> 01:53:36,184
- ...and you look at me.
- I swear I just noticed it.
- 2552
- 01:53:36,268 --> 01:53:37,977
- You have like a fucking, like...
- 2553
- 01:53:38,061 --> 01:53:40,062
- Like a twinkle. You have like a twinkle.
- 2554
- 01:53:40,147 --> 01:53:41,606
- Are you trying to kiss me, bro?
- 2555
- 01:53:41,690 --> 01:53:43,274
- Jesus fucking Christ.
- 2556
- 01:53:43,358 --> 01:53:45,318
- - What's with you?
- - I have a... I don't know.
- 2557
- 01:53:45,402 --> 01:53:47,111
- - It's not a homophobic thing.
- - All right...
- 2558
- 01:53:47,196 --> 01:53:48,905
- You're just not the one for me, pal.
- 2559
- 01:53:48,989 --> 01:53:50,114
- You know what I mean? It's not...
- 2560
- 01:53:50,199 --> 01:53:52,116
- - It's not about that for me, you know.
- - I've heard enough.
- 2561
- 01:53:52,201 --> 01:53:54,619
- Please, I'm begging,
- give me the fucking case.
- 2562
- 01:53:54,703 --> 01:53:56,078
- - I'm gonna give you the case.
- - Give me the case.
- 2563
- 01:53:56,163 --> 01:53:57,538
- - You gotta do me one favor.
- - What's that?
- 2564
- 01:53:57,623 --> 01:54:00,917
- You gotta take this case,
- you gotta drive straight home,
- 2565
- 01:54:01,001 --> 01:54:04,504
- need you to open up the briefcase,
- and you take out every single dollar.
- 2566
- 01:54:04,588 --> 01:54:06,547
- Don't leave one dollar
- inside the briefcase.
- 2567
- 01:54:06,632 --> 01:54:07,757
- And once you have it all
- 2568
- 01:54:07,841 --> 01:54:09,634
- neatly organized outside the briefcase,
- 2569
- 01:54:09,718 --> 01:54:12,011
- I need you to take it
- and I need you to shove it right up
- 2570
- 01:54:12,095 --> 01:54:14,180
- your wife's Latvian cunt,
- you understand?
- 2571
- 01:54:14,264 --> 01:54:15,932
- - My fucking wife!
- - Chill! Chill, bro.
- 2572
- 01:54:16,016 --> 01:54:17,475
- Fuck. You motherfucking piece of shit!
- 2573
- 01:54:17,559 --> 01:54:18,601
- How about now?
- 2574
- 01:54:18,769 --> 01:54:20,144
- - Go, go!
- - Fuck!
- 2575
- 01:54:21,897 --> 01:54:23,606
- Motherfuck! You're fucking dead!
- 2576
- 01:54:23,690 --> 01:54:25,358
- Stop! Don't move! Don't move!
- 2577
- 01:54:25,442 --> 01:54:28,277
- Stop, or I will blow you the fuck away!
- 2578
- 01:54:28,695 --> 01:54:30,863
- Drop the case!
- Put your hands in the air!
- 2579
- 01:54:30,948 --> 01:54:32,073
- Get down.
- 2580
- 01:54:32,866 --> 01:54:34,617
- Get down on your knees!
- Get down on your knees!
- 2581
- 01:54:35,327 --> 01:54:39,830
- Motherfucker!
- 2582
- 01:54:49,007 --> 01:54:52,218
- Jordan, do I have a surprise for you!
- 2583
- 01:54:52,469 --> 01:54:55,054
- - What's that?
- - Twenty real Lemmons.
- 2584
- 01:54:55,138 --> 01:54:56,305
- Retired pharmacist's client of mine,
- 2585
- 01:54:56,390 --> 01:54:57,557
- they've been in the safe for 15 years.
- 2586
- 01:54:57,641 --> 01:54:59,100
- Are you fucking kidding me? Lemmons?
- 2587
- 01:55:00,352 --> 01:55:02,228
- They're gonna knock us
- on our fucking heads.
- 2588
- 01:55:02,312 --> 01:55:07,233
- When it comes to Quaaludes,
- the Lemmon 714 was the Holy Grail.
- 2589
- 01:55:07,317 --> 01:55:08,818
- - Can you believe it?
- - Oh, my God.
- 2590
- 01:55:08,902 --> 01:55:10,361
- I thought they were like a myth.
- 2591
- 01:55:10,445 --> 01:55:12,321
- Three times as powerful
- as anything available today.
- 2592
- 01:55:12,406 --> 01:55:13,447
- Look at these babies.
- 2593
- 01:55:13,532 --> 01:55:16,117
- Boy, Donnie really knew
- how to celebrate.
- 2594
- 01:55:16,201 --> 01:55:18,286
- He said he was saving these
- for a special occasion.
- 2595
- 01:55:18,370 --> 01:55:20,955
- Like a birthday, or being clap free,
- 2596
- 01:55:21,039 --> 01:55:24,000
- or our money arriving
- safely in Switzerland.
- 2597
- 01:55:27,421 --> 01:55:28,671
- So that night,
- 2598
- 01:55:28,755 --> 01:55:30,590
- I cleared my schedule and I rid my body
- 2599
- 01:55:30,674 --> 01:55:33,175
- of anything that could fuck with my high.
- 2600
- 01:55:33,885 --> 01:55:35,678
- It was celebration time.
- 2601
- 01:55:36,263 --> 01:55:37,430
- Okay.
- 2602
- 01:55:37,514 --> 01:55:39,015
- Start off with one, see how it goes?
- 2603
- 01:55:39,099 --> 01:55:40,850
- My guy says all we'll need is one.
- 2604
- 01:55:40,934 --> 01:55:42,351
- Here you go.
- 2605
- 01:55:43,061 --> 01:55:44,729
- - Salud!
- - Cheers.
- 2606
- 01:55:44,813 --> 01:55:47,607
- Maybe if I pull it again, it'll go down.
- 2607
- 01:55:49,359 --> 01:55:50,610
- Steve! Steve!
- 2608
- 01:55:50,694 --> 01:55:51,944
- I gotta get out of here!
- 2609
- 01:55:52,029 --> 01:55:53,904
- Carl, I think I got it figured out.
- 2610
- 01:55:53,989 --> 01:55:57,700
- It must be one pull for up
- and two pulls for down.
- 2611
- 01:55:57,784 --> 01:55:59,035
- Okay.
- 2612
- 01:56:07,377 --> 01:56:09,170
- Do you feel anything?
- 2613
- 01:56:11,840 --> 01:56:13,007
- No.
- 2614
- 01:56:15,719 --> 01:56:17,553
- It's been 35 minutes.
- 2615
- 01:56:20,057 --> 01:56:23,601
- Maybe we've built up a tolerance
- after all these years, huh?
- 2616
- 01:56:36,740 --> 01:56:38,157
- This is bullshit!
- 2617
- 01:56:38,241 --> 01:56:41,410
- My metabolism's pumping.
- I can't feel shit!
- 2618
- 01:56:41,495 --> 01:56:42,662
- They're old.
- 2619
- 01:56:42,746 --> 01:56:44,914
- You think they lost their potency, huh?
- 2620
- 01:56:44,998 --> 01:56:46,624
- Check the bottle!
- 2621
- 01:56:49,461 --> 01:56:50,878
- January '81.
- 2622
- 01:56:50,962 --> 01:56:52,046
- They're fucking duds.
- 2623
- 01:56:52,130 --> 01:56:53,172
- Fuck!
- 2624
- 01:56:53,256 --> 01:56:54,340
- Let's take...
- 2625
- 01:56:54,424 --> 01:56:55,925
- Let's take two more each.
- 2626
- 01:56:57,886 --> 01:57:00,429
- - Jordan.
- - Yeah, baby.
- 2627
- 01:57:04,101 --> 01:57:05,810
- What are you two retards doing?
- 2628
- 01:57:05,894 --> 01:57:06,977
- We're working out, honey.
- 2629
- 01:57:07,437 --> 01:57:09,021
- Well, Bo Dietl's on the phone.
- 2630
- 01:57:09,106 --> 01:57:10,106
- Okay.
- 2631
- 01:57:10,190 --> 01:57:12,108
- - Okay?
- - Okay.
- 2632
- 01:57:13,610 --> 01:57:15,152
- Hey, Bo, what's going on?
- 2633
- 01:57:15,237 --> 01:57:16,362
- Jordan, listen to me clearly.
- 2634
- 01:57:16,446 --> 01:57:19,031
- I cannot talk to you on this phone,
- I have to talk to you.
- 2635
- 01:57:19,116 --> 01:57:20,616
- Get out of here. What's going on?
- 2636
- 01:57:20,701 --> 01:57:24,036
- Listen to me!
- Leave the fucking house, Jordan,
- 2637
- 01:57:24,121 --> 01:57:25,788
- and then call me from a pay phone.
- 2638
- 01:57:25,872 --> 01:57:27,832
- This is not a fucking joke, Jordan.
- 2639
- 01:57:27,916 --> 01:57:29,542
- Yeah, yeah. Yeah.
- 2640
- 01:57:30,043 --> 01:57:31,377
- - Shit.
- - What'd he say?
- 2641
- 01:57:31,461 --> 01:57:32,837
- I don't know what the fuck's going on.
- 2642
- 01:57:32,921 --> 01:57:34,880
- - I gotta go!
- - Is everything okay, Jordan?
- 2643
- 01:57:45,308 --> 01:57:47,059
- The closest pay phone I could get to
- 2644
- 01:57:47,144 --> 01:57:49,437
- was at the Brookville Country Club.
- 2645
- 01:57:50,105 --> 01:57:52,064
- It was a real WASP stronghold,
- 2646
- 01:57:52,149 --> 01:57:54,734
- just a mile down the road
- from my house.
- 2647
- 01:58:04,202 --> 01:58:05,619
- Hey, Bo, what's up, it's me.
- What's going on?
- 2648
- 01:58:05,704 --> 01:58:06,746
- I'm at a pay phone. What's going on?
- 2649
- 01:58:06,830 --> 01:58:07,955
- Listen to me carefully.
- 2650
- 01:58:08,039 --> 01:58:11,792
- Please. Your little friend there, Brad,
- your little buddy, he's in jail.
- 2651
- 01:58:12,461 --> 01:58:13,753
- What the fuck's he in jail for?
- 2652
- 01:58:13,837 --> 01:58:15,296
- - What'd he do?
- - I don't know what he did.
- 2653
- 01:58:15,380 --> 01:58:16,714
- My friends in Long Island told me
- 2654
- 01:58:16,798 --> 01:58:19,008
- he got picked up
- in some fucking shopping mall.
- 2655
- 01:58:19,092 --> 01:58:20,092
- He got locked up by...
- 2656
- 01:58:20,177 --> 01:58:22,428
- Wait, wait. Did you...
- Did you say a shopping mall?
- 2657
- 01:58:22,512 --> 01:58:23,804
- - Yeah.
- - He was with Donnie.
- 2658
- 01:58:23,889 --> 01:58:25,264
- He was supposed
- to deliver some money,
- 2659
- 01:58:25,348 --> 01:58:26,891
- - then that fucking fat piece of shit...
- - Listen to me!
- 2660
- 01:58:26,975 --> 01:58:27,975
- I gotta go fucking talk to him right now!
- 2661
- 01:58:28,059 --> 01:58:29,977
- Listen to me! Don't go! Listen to me.
- 2662
- 01:58:30,061 --> 01:58:32,688
- That guy Denham, that FBI agent guy,
- 2663
- 01:58:32,773 --> 01:58:35,065
- somebody told me
- he's got your phones tapped.
- 2664
- 01:58:35,150 --> 01:58:36,650
- Your office and your home.
- 2665
- 01:58:36,735 --> 01:58:38,444
- Don't talk on the motherfucking phone!
- 2666
- 01:58:38,528 --> 01:58:40,446
- Okay. Fuck! I got it. I got it. I got it.
- 2667
- 01:58:40,906 --> 01:58:42,031
- Jordan.
- 2668
- 01:58:42,574 --> 01:58:46,368
- You didn't try to bribe
- this fucking FBI agent, did you?
- 2669
- 01:58:46,453 --> 01:58:48,496
- No, I didn't try to bribe an FBI agent.
- 2670
- 01:58:48,580 --> 01:58:50,122
- You think I'm that fucking stupid? No.
- 2671
- 01:58:50,207 --> 01:58:52,082
- What the fuck did you say?
- I can't understand you.
- 2672
- 01:58:52,167 --> 01:58:53,334
- Say that again.
- 2673
- 01:58:53,418 --> 01:58:56,212
- I said...
- 2674
- 01:58:56,880 --> 01:58:58,798
- What the fuck are you saying?
- 2675
- 01:58:59,382 --> 01:59:00,382
- I said...
- 2676
- 01:59:00,467 --> 01:59:01,926
- Are you fucking high?
- 2677
- 01:59:04,554 --> 01:59:07,181
- Jordan, are you fucking high?
- 2678
- 01:59:08,016 --> 01:59:10,142
- Jordan, do me a favor,
- stay where you are.
- 2679
- 01:59:10,227 --> 01:59:11,852
- Don't get behind the wheel of the car.
- 2680
- 01:59:11,937 --> 01:59:13,479
- I'm gonna send Rocco over
- to pick you up.
- 2681
- 01:59:13,563 --> 01:59:14,814
- Jordan! Jordan!
- 2682
- 01:59:14,898 --> 01:59:17,149
- After 15 years in storage,
- 2683
- 01:59:17,234 --> 01:59:20,194
- the Lemmons had
- developed a delayed fuse.
- 2684
- 01:59:20,278 --> 01:59:22,947
- It took 90 minutes for
- these little fuckers to kick in.
- 2685
- 01:59:23,031 --> 01:59:24,406
- But once they did...
- 2686
- 01:59:25,951 --> 01:59:27,493
- I mean, I had skipped the tingle phase
- 2687
- 01:59:27,577 --> 01:59:29,495
- and went straight to the drool phase.
- 2688
- 01:59:29,579 --> 01:59:31,539
- Tell me where you are!
- Don't fucking drive...
- 2689
- 01:59:31,623 --> 01:59:33,541
- These little bastards were so strong,
- 2690
- 01:59:33,625 --> 01:59:35,668
- I discovered a whole new phase.
- 2691
- 01:59:35,752 --> 01:59:37,795
- The cerebral palsy phase.
- 2692
- 01:59:40,090 --> 01:59:42,091
- Come on, stand up!
- 2693
- 01:59:46,054 --> 01:59:47,972
- Okay, walking's out.
- 2694
- 01:59:48,932 --> 01:59:51,809
- All right, think, think.
- What else is there?
- 2695
- 01:59:52,644 --> 01:59:56,355
- Yes! I can crawl. I can crawl like Skylar!
- 2696
- 02:00:28,013 --> 02:00:30,973
- Fuck! The kid makes it look
- so goddamn easy!
- 2697
- 02:00:38,023 --> 02:00:40,399
- Think, you motherfucker, think!
- 2698
- 02:00:40,483 --> 02:00:41,817
- Yes!
- 2699
- 02:00:41,902 --> 02:00:43,986
- I got it! I've got it!
- 2700
- 02:00:44,404 --> 02:00:46,572
- I can roll! I can roll!
- 2701
- 02:02:08,905 --> 02:02:13,075
- Jordan.
- 2702
- 02:02:13,451 --> 02:02:15,119
- Oh, Jesus. Where are you?
- 2703
- 02:02:15,203 --> 02:02:16,662
- I'm at a country club!
- 2704
- 02:02:16,746 --> 02:02:17,788
- What?
- 2705
- 02:02:17,872 --> 02:02:20,708
- I'm at a country club!
- 2706
- 02:02:20,792 --> 02:02:22,126
- I don't know what
- the fuck you're saying.
- 2707
- 02:02:22,210 --> 02:02:23,460
- Look, you need to get home.
- 2708
- 02:02:23,545 --> 02:02:26,171
- Donnie is out of control!
- He's on the other line
- 2709
- 02:02:26,256 --> 02:02:28,132
- with some Swiss guy. I don't know...
- 2710
- 02:02:28,216 --> 02:02:29,216
- What?
- 2711
- 02:02:29,300 --> 02:02:32,261
- Get him off the phone!
- 2712
- 02:02:32,595 --> 02:02:35,347
- I can't understand you!
- 2713
- 02:02:35,432 --> 02:02:36,682
- Get him
- 2714
- 02:02:36,766 --> 02:02:37,808
- off
- 2715
- 02:02:37,892 --> 02:02:39,018
- the phone!
- 2716
- 02:02:39,102 --> 02:02:40,352
- I don't know what the fuck
- you're saying, Jordan.
- 2717
- 02:02:40,437 --> 02:02:41,770
- Can you just get home? Hurry!
- 2718
- 02:02:51,614 --> 02:02:53,741
- I was less than a mile from home.
- 2719
- 02:02:53,825 --> 02:02:56,535
- I drove as slow as I fucking could.
- 2720
- 02:02:56,619 --> 02:02:58,620
- I'd seen Jell-O move faster.
- 2721
- 02:02:58,705 --> 02:03:01,123
- I was gonna give you two million.
- 2722
- 02:03:01,291 --> 02:03:03,834
- I's gonna be lates.
- 2723
- 02:03:04,502 --> 02:03:06,086
- You ate two million?
- 2724
- 02:03:07,005 --> 02:03:08,255
- Later.
- 2725
- 02:03:08,339 --> 02:03:09,465
- Get off the phone.
- 2726
- 02:03:09,549 --> 02:03:11,050
- Get off the fucking phone! Idiot!
- 2727
- 02:03:12,427 --> 02:03:14,511
- Get out of the way, asshole!
- 2728
- 02:03:17,182 --> 02:03:18,432
- You hate two million?
- 2729
- 02:03:18,516 --> 02:03:20,017
- No, you don't hate two million, Donnie.
- 2730
- 02:03:22,562 --> 02:03:25,439
- By some miracle, I made it home alive,
- 2731
- 02:03:25,523 --> 02:03:27,816
- not a scratch on me or the car.
- 2732
- 02:03:37,243 --> 02:03:38,327
- Jordan?
- 2733
- 02:03:38,828 --> 02:03:41,413
- Jesus fucking Christ!
- 2734
- 02:03:41,498 --> 02:03:42,998
- What did you take?
- 2735
- 02:03:43,083 --> 02:03:44,374
- What's wrong with you?
- 2736
- 02:03:44,459 --> 02:03:45,459
- Jor!
- 2737
- 02:03:45,543 --> 02:03:47,920
- It's fucking good, right?
- 2738
- 02:03:48,004 --> 02:03:49,338
- Fucked up!
- 2739
- 02:03:50,673 --> 02:03:52,508
- Get off the phone!
- 2740
- 02:03:55,553 --> 02:03:57,763
- What the fuck, Jordan?
- 2741
- 02:03:57,847 --> 02:03:59,431
- Your daughter's in the house!
- 2742
- 02:03:59,516 --> 02:04:00,599
- I hope you know that!
- 2743
- 02:04:00,683 --> 02:04:02,017
- Your fucking daughter's in the house!
- 2744
- 02:04:02,519 --> 02:04:03,852
- Yeah, it's real fucking funny, Donnie.
- 2745
- 02:04:04,062 --> 02:04:06,480
- Get off the phone!
- 2746
- 02:04:07,649 --> 02:04:08,607
- Jesus Christ, Jordan.
- 2747
- 02:04:08,691 --> 02:04:10,359
- The FBI!
- 2748
- 02:04:11,694 --> 02:04:12,945
- Hey!
- 2749
- 02:04:13,488 --> 02:04:15,364
- I'm on phone!
- 2750
- 02:04:15,573 --> 02:04:17,950
- Get off the fucking phone!
- 2751
- 02:04:19,702 --> 02:04:21,703
- - Come here!
- ...the phone.
- 2752
- 02:04:23,790 --> 02:04:26,917
- Come on. We're gonna
- go upstairs, all right.
- 2753
- 02:04:31,798 --> 02:04:33,298
- I'm on the phone!
- 2754
- 02:04:33,383 --> 02:04:34,716
- On the phone!
- 2755
- 02:04:34,801 --> 02:04:36,885
- I know what you did,
- 2756
- 02:04:37,387 --> 02:04:38,804
- you piece of shit!
- 2757
- 02:04:38,888 --> 02:04:40,597
- What? What?
- 2758
- 02:04:40,682 --> 02:04:46,895
- Brad!
- 2759
- 02:04:46,980 --> 02:04:49,398
- You fucking cocksucker!
- 2760
- 02:04:53,736 --> 02:04:55,612
- What did you do,
- 2761
- 02:04:55,697 --> 02:04:57,489
- you piece of shit?
- 2762
- 02:04:57,574 --> 02:04:58,991
- Fuck you!
- 2763
- 02:05:00,243 --> 02:05:04,788
- I wanna fucking kill you!
- 2764
- 02:05:05,748 --> 02:05:07,082
- I got you!
- 2765
- 02:05:31,649 --> 02:05:33,567
- What the fuck happened?
- 2766
- 02:05:34,027 --> 02:05:35,277
- Oh, shit!
- 2767
- 02:05:35,361 --> 02:05:37,237
- Jordan? Jordan, are you all right?
- 2768
- 02:05:37,405 --> 02:05:38,989
- Donnie? Donnie?
- 2769
- 02:05:39,324 --> 02:05:40,407
- Donnie?
- 2770
- 02:05:40,491 --> 02:05:41,825
- Jordan, he's not breathing.
- 2771
- 02:05:41,910 --> 02:05:43,702
- Oh, fuck, I don't know what to do.
- 2772
- 02:05:43,786 --> 02:05:45,037
- Jordan, I don't know what the fuck to do!
- 2773
- 02:05:45,121 --> 02:05:46,455
- I can't help him! Oh, my God. Jordan.
- 2774
- 02:05:48,499 --> 02:05:51,043
- Oh, my God, I think he's choking,
- Jordan. Do something.
- 2775
- 02:05:51,127 --> 02:05:52,878
- - Oh, God.
- - Baby, I got you!
- 2776
- 02:05:53,463 --> 02:05:56,340
- He's not breathing, Jordan.
- You gotta do something!
- 2777
- 02:05:57,258 --> 02:05:59,551
- Shit! Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
- 2778
- 02:06:01,471 --> 02:06:02,804
- I got you.
- 2779
- 02:06:22,158 --> 02:06:23,742
- Step aside!
- 2780
- 02:06:23,993 --> 02:06:27,287
- Oh, God!
- 2781
- 02:06:27,664 --> 02:06:29,414
- Move aside, baby.
- 2782
- 02:06:36,381 --> 02:06:38,173
- Come on! Come on!
- 2783
- 02:06:38,258 --> 02:06:39,466
- Come on!
- 2784
- 02:06:44,013 --> 02:06:46,682
- Jordan, he's not breathing.
- You gotta do something.
- 2785
- 02:06:47,725 --> 02:06:49,768
- Jordan, he's a father!
- He's got fucking kids!
- 2786
- 02:06:49,852 --> 02:06:51,520
- - Do something!
- - Yeah?
- 2787
- 02:06:57,193 --> 02:06:58,277
- Rocco, you gotta get over here.
- 2788
- 02:06:58,361 --> 02:07:00,279
- - Come on.
- - Call an ambulance!
- 2789
- 02:07:00,363 --> 02:07:01,530
- I don't fucking know!
- 2790
- 02:07:01,614 --> 02:07:03,365
- Just get over here! Call 911.
- 2791
- 02:07:11,416 --> 02:07:12,416
- Yeah.
- 2792
- 02:07:13,960 --> 02:07:16,295
- You all right? He's all right.
- 2793
- 02:07:29,475 --> 02:07:33,979
- Mr. Belfort?
- 2794
- 02:07:36,649 --> 02:07:39,568
- Get the fuck out of here. Fuck.
- 2795
- 02:07:39,652 --> 02:07:42,154
- Sir, we need to ask you some questions.
- 2796
- 02:07:42,822 --> 02:07:44,781
- Are you fucking kidding me? Fuck you.
- 2797
- 02:07:44,866 --> 02:07:45,991
- Come on, get up.
- 2798
- 02:07:46,075 --> 02:07:47,617
- Get the fuck out of my house.
- 2799
- 02:07:49,412 --> 02:07:51,121
- - Let's go.
- - I've been here all night.
- 2800
- 02:07:51,205 --> 02:07:52,706
- I been sitting here all night.
- 2801
- 02:07:52,790 --> 02:07:54,166
- What the fuck are you talking about?
- 2802
- 02:07:54,250 --> 02:07:56,209
- - Where you taking him?
- - Where you taking me?
- 2803
- 02:07:56,294 --> 02:07:57,377
- Where you taking him?
- 2804
- 02:07:57,462 --> 02:07:58,503
- You ain't got no warrant.
- 2805
- 02:07:58,588 --> 02:07:59,880
- Just come up
- in people's house like that!
- 2806
- 02:08:01,049 --> 02:08:03,342
- Did you drive your car tonight,
- Mr. Belfort?
- 2807
- 02:08:04,927 --> 02:08:05,969
- Well?
- 2808
- 02:08:09,265 --> 02:08:10,640
- Wow!
- 2809
- 02:08:10,933 --> 02:08:12,726
- Maybe I hadn't made it home okay.
- 2810
- 02:08:27,867 --> 02:08:30,243
- Get out of the fucking way!
- 2811
- 02:08:32,205 --> 02:08:33,455
- Fuck!
- 2812
- 02:08:39,087 --> 02:08:42,714
- Did you drive that car tonight?
- 2813
- 02:08:43,841 --> 02:08:45,967
- - Yeah.
- - Yeah, right.
- 2814
- 02:08:46,052 --> 02:08:47,844
- I'm a family man!
- 2815
- 02:08:47,929 --> 02:08:49,679
- Family man. Honey!
- 2816
- 02:08:49,764 --> 02:08:51,723
- It was a miracle I wasn't killed,
- 2817
- 02:08:51,808 --> 02:08:54,810
- or that I didn't kill anybody else.
- 2818
- 02:08:54,894 --> 02:08:58,063
- The cops took me in for questioning,
- but they couldn't charge me.
- 2819
- 02:08:58,147 --> 02:09:00,565
- They had no proof
- I was even behind the wheel.
- 2820
- 02:09:00,650 --> 02:09:01,733
- Meanwhile,
- 2821
- 02:09:01,818 --> 02:09:03,902
- Brad did three months
- in jail for contempt
- 2822
- 02:09:03,986 --> 02:09:06,571
- because he wouldn't rat Donnie out.
- 2823
- 02:09:06,656 --> 02:09:09,366
- The result, I was scot-free.
- 2824
- 02:09:09,450 --> 02:09:11,827
- But I had eyes on me like never before.
- 2825
- 02:09:11,911 --> 02:09:13,578
- You're a lucky man, Jordan.
- 2826
- 02:09:13,663 --> 02:09:16,581
- You're lucky to be alive,
- let alone not in jail.
- 2827
- 02:09:16,666 --> 02:09:18,250
- You know I don't believe in luck, right?
- 2828
- 02:09:18,334 --> 02:09:19,668
- But it's time.
- 2829
- 02:09:19,752 --> 02:09:22,003
- Please, let me call the SEC
- and cut a deal
- 2830
- 02:09:22,088 --> 02:09:24,005
- before your luck runs out.
- 2831
- 02:09:24,090 --> 02:09:25,674
- Wave to Daddy.
- 2832
- 02:09:25,758 --> 02:09:26,842
- Hey.
- 2833
- 02:09:26,926 --> 02:09:28,427
- Hey, sweetie.
- 2834
- 02:09:33,641 --> 02:09:36,935
- What kind of terms
- would you be talking about if I...
- 2835
- 02:09:37,019 --> 02:09:38,228
- I don't know.
- 2836
- 02:09:38,312 --> 02:09:41,273
- You plead guilty to a handful
- of securities violations,
- 2837
- 02:09:41,357 --> 02:09:44,401
- stock manipulation,
- high-pressure sales tactics.
- 2838
- 02:09:44,485 --> 02:09:47,279
- Ticky-tack shit like that, you know.
- 2839
- 02:09:47,363 --> 02:09:49,322
- You pay a couple
- million dollars in fines,
- 2840
- 02:09:49,407 --> 02:09:52,367
- in exchange, the SEC
- fucks off till the end of time.
- 2841
- 02:09:54,704 --> 02:09:56,329
- And Stratton?
- 2842
- 02:09:56,831 --> 02:09:58,707
- What happens to Stratton?
- 2843
- 02:09:58,791 --> 02:10:01,626
- There's no way... I mean...
- You got to walk away. Right?
- 2844
- 02:10:01,711 --> 02:10:02,836
- Let Donnie be in charge.
- 2845
- 02:10:02,920 --> 02:10:04,546
- Right. Donnie.
- 2846
- 02:10:05,256 --> 02:10:07,424
- Now the FBI is
- another animal completely.
- 2847
- 02:10:07,508 --> 02:10:09,301
- They'll still be pursuing you
- for criminal wrongdoing.
- 2848
- 02:10:09,385 --> 02:10:12,137
- However, with you
- stepping down voluntarily,
- 2849
- 02:10:12,221 --> 02:10:14,139
- my guess is that
- your best friend Agent Denham
- 2850
- 02:10:14,223 --> 02:10:16,558
- will be standing around
- with his dick in his hand.
- 2851
- 02:10:17,685 --> 02:10:18,977
- Jordan.
- 2852
- 02:10:19,061 --> 02:10:20,979
- What do you have to think about?
- 2853
- 02:10:21,063 --> 02:10:22,647
- You beat them.
- 2854
- 02:10:22,732 --> 02:10:23,857
- You won!
- 2855
- 02:10:23,941 --> 02:10:25,567
- God knows you never
- have to work again.
- 2856
- 02:10:25,651 --> 02:10:27,652
- What're you gonna do?
- Spend the rest of your life in jail?
- 2857
- 02:10:27,737 --> 02:10:28,820
- - Is that what you want?
- - No.
- 2858
- 02:10:28,905 --> 02:10:29,946
- - Of course not.
- - Okay.
- 2859
- 02:10:30,031 --> 02:10:32,073
- Okay! You got
- all the money in the world.
- 2860
- 02:10:32,158 --> 02:10:33,742
- You need everybody else's money?
- 2861
- 02:10:33,826 --> 02:10:35,243
- - Of course not, Pops.
- - Well?
- 2862
- 02:10:35,328 --> 02:10:37,662
- - You know, I built it.
- - I know you built it.
- 2863
- 02:10:37,747 --> 02:10:39,456
- You built it, so now preserve it.
- 2864
- 02:11:10,696 --> 02:11:12,113
- You know,
- 2865
- 02:11:12,490 --> 02:11:15,200
- five years ago,
- when I started Stratton Oakmont
- 2866
- 02:11:15,284 --> 02:11:17,369
- with Donnie Azoff, I knew the day
- 2867
- 02:11:17,453 --> 02:11:20,747
- would eventually come
- where I'd have to be moving on.
- 2868
- 02:11:22,708 --> 02:11:26,503
- And it's truly with a heavy heart
- that I'm here to say that...
- 2869
- 02:11:28,130 --> 02:11:30,298
- That that day is finally here.
- 2870
- 02:11:34,512 --> 02:11:36,805
- I wanna... I want
- to thank you all for your...
- 2871
- 02:11:36,889 --> 02:11:39,558
- Your years of loyalty and admiration.
- 2872
- 02:11:39,642 --> 02:11:41,101
- But the point is this.
- 2873
- 02:11:42,061 --> 02:11:43,311
- Under Donnie's leadership,
- 2874
- 02:11:43,396 --> 02:11:46,856
- along with Nicky Koskoff
- and Robbie Feinberg
- 2875
- 02:11:46,941 --> 02:11:49,734
- moving into key management positions,
- this place really
- 2876
- 02:11:49,819 --> 02:11:51,152
- is gonna be better than ever!
- 2877
- 02:11:51,237 --> 02:11:53,363
- That I promise you. Okay?
- 2878
- 02:11:53,739 --> 02:11:56,241
- Give them a round of applause.
- Come on.
- 2879
- 02:11:59,328 --> 02:12:02,080
- This is Ellis Island here, people.
- 2880
- 02:12:02,164 --> 02:12:03,832
- I don't care who you are,
- where you're from,
- 2881
- 02:12:03,916 --> 02:12:06,418
- whether your relatives
- came over on the fucking Mayflower
- 2882
- 02:12:06,502 --> 02:12:08,670
- or on an inner tube from Haiti,
- 2883
- 02:12:08,754 --> 02:12:11,006
- this right here is the land of opportunity.
- 2884
- 02:12:11,090 --> 02:12:13,592
- Stratton Oakmont is America!
- 2885
- 02:12:17,638 --> 02:12:19,264
- All of you know Kimmie Belzer, right?
- 2886
- 02:12:19,348 --> 02:12:20,557
- Yes, we do.
- 2887
- 02:12:20,641 --> 02:12:21,766
- Fuck you.
- 2888
- 02:12:22,435 --> 02:12:23,643
- Come on, Kimmie.
- 2889
- 02:12:23,728 --> 02:12:25,270
- What you probably didn't know is,
- 2890
- 02:12:25,354 --> 02:12:27,147
- Kimmie was one of
- the first brokers here,
- 2891
- 02:12:27,231 --> 02:12:29,524
- one of Stratton's original 20.
- 2892
- 02:12:30,276 --> 02:12:32,110
- Now most of you met Kimmie,
- 2893
- 02:12:32,194 --> 02:12:35,196
- the beautiful sophisticated woman
- that she is today.
- 2894
- 02:12:35,615 --> 02:12:38,700
- A woman that wears
- $3,000 Armani suits.
- 2895
- 02:12:40,703 --> 02:12:43,246
- Who drives a brand-new
- Mercedes-Benz.
- 2896
- 02:12:43,956 --> 02:12:45,790
- A woman who spends
- 2897
- 02:12:45,875 --> 02:12:47,292
- her winters in the Bahamas
- 2898
- 02:12:47,376 --> 02:12:49,502
- and summers in the Hamptons!
- 2899
- 02:12:54,508 --> 02:12:56,843
- That's not the Kimmie that I met.
- 2900
- 02:12:59,680 --> 02:13:03,433
- The Kimmie that I met
- didn't have two nickels to rub together.
- 2901
- 02:13:04,685 --> 02:13:06,936
- She was a single mom
- on the balls of her ass
- 2902
- 02:13:07,021 --> 02:13:08,813
- with an eight-year-old son.
- 2903
- 02:13:08,898 --> 02:13:11,900
- Okay? She was
- three months behind on her rent.
- 2904
- 02:13:12,985 --> 02:13:16,655
- And when she came to me
- and asked me for a job,
- 2905
- 02:13:16,739 --> 02:13:18,948
- she asked for a $5,000 advance
- 2906
- 02:13:19,033 --> 02:13:22,202
- just so she could pay her son's tuition.
- 2907
- 02:13:26,666 --> 02:13:28,375
- And what'd I do, Kimmie?
- 2908
- 02:13:28,459 --> 02:13:30,168
- Go on, tell them.
- 2909
- 02:13:31,921 --> 02:13:33,963
- You wrote me a check
- 2910
- 02:13:34,215 --> 02:13:36,299
- for $25,000.
- 2911
- 02:13:37,593 --> 02:13:39,052
- That's right.
- 2912
- 02:13:39,178 --> 02:13:40,512
- Thank you.
- 2913
- 02:13:43,933 --> 02:13:45,684
- And you know why that is?
- 2914
- 02:13:49,021 --> 02:13:51,314
- It's because I believed in you.
- 2915
- 02:13:53,025 --> 02:13:55,735
- It's because I believed in you, Kimmie,
- 2916
- 02:13:56,153 --> 02:14:00,031
- just like I believe in each
- and every one of you here today.
- 2917
- 02:14:00,116 --> 02:14:02,534
- - I fucking love you, Jordan!
- - I fucking love you.
- 2918
- 02:14:02,618 --> 02:14:04,411
- I fucking love you! I love you.
- 2919
- 02:14:04,495 --> 02:14:07,288
- I fucking love you, too!
- I fucking love you, too!
- 2920
- 02:14:10,209 --> 02:14:12,210
- And I love all of you!
- 2921
- 02:14:12,795 --> 02:14:15,130
- And I love all of you
- from the bottom of my heart.
- 2922
- 02:14:15,214 --> 02:14:17,674
- - I fucking love you, too.
- - I mean that.
- 2923
- 02:14:18,509 --> 02:14:20,802
- You are the shit.
- You are the fucking shit.
- 2924
- 02:14:27,309 --> 02:14:29,477
- It's a shame, you know.
- 2925
- 02:14:31,063 --> 02:14:35,191
- For years, I've been telling you guys
- never to take no for an answer, right?
- 2926
- 02:14:35,276 --> 02:14:38,486
- You know, to keep pushing,
- to never hang up the phone
- 2927
- 02:14:39,405 --> 02:14:41,656
- until you get what you want.
- 2928
- 02:14:42,533 --> 02:14:44,284
- Because you all deserve it.
- 2929
- 02:14:46,328 --> 02:14:49,497
- You know, this fucking deal
- that I'm about to sign
- 2930
- 02:14:49,999 --> 02:14:52,125
- barring me from the securities industry,
- 2931
- 02:14:52,209 --> 02:14:54,252
- barring me from Stratton,
- 2932
- 02:14:55,337 --> 02:14:56,755
- my home.
- 2933
- 02:14:59,508 --> 02:15:01,509
- What the fuck is that, you know?
- 2934
- 02:15:02,720 --> 02:15:05,054
- I'll tell you what it is. It's...
- 2935
- 02:15:05,806 --> 02:15:08,600
- It's me taking no
- for an answer, you know.
- 2936
- 02:15:10,102 --> 02:15:11,352
- It's them...
- 2937
- 02:15:11,437 --> 02:15:14,689
- It's them selling me,
- not the other way around.
- 2938
- 02:15:15,441 --> 02:15:18,151
- It's me being a hypocrite is what it is.
- 2939
- 02:15:23,324 --> 02:15:24,574
- So...
- 2940
- 02:15:31,707 --> 02:15:33,249
- You know what?
- 2941
- 02:15:37,046 --> 02:15:42,258
- I'm not leaving.
- 2942
- 02:15:45,221 --> 02:15:46,387
- I'm not fucking leaving!
- 2943
- 02:15:51,435 --> 02:15:53,853
- You're not getting a fucking promotion!
- 2944
- 02:15:55,231 --> 02:15:56,564
- The show goes on!
- 2945
- 02:15:59,193 --> 02:16:00,610
- This is my home!
- 2946
- 02:16:00,694 --> 02:16:03,446
- They're gonna need
- a fucking wrecking ball
- 2947
- 02:16:03,531 --> 02:16:05,406
- to take me out of here!
- 2948
- 02:16:07,409 --> 02:16:09,911
- They're gonna need to
- send in the National Guard
- 2949
- 02:16:09,995 --> 02:16:11,746
- or fucking SWAT team
- 2950
- 02:16:11,831 --> 02:16:14,332
- 'cause I ain't going nowhere!
- 2951
- 02:16:17,169 --> 02:16:22,423
- Fuck them!
- 2952
- 02:16:56,542 --> 02:16:58,334
- Jordy! Jordy!
- 2953
- 02:16:58,460 --> 02:17:00,461
- Jordy! Get back here!
- 2954
- 02:17:01,297 --> 02:17:02,463
- Hey!
- 2955
- 02:17:04,925 --> 02:17:06,175
- Give me that.
- 2956
- 02:17:08,679 --> 02:17:09,804
- What is this?
- 2957
- 02:17:09,889 --> 02:17:12,390
- Ramar of the Jungle, for Christ sake?
- 2958
- 02:17:13,475 --> 02:17:16,394
- Paddy D, mazel tov, you Irishman.
- 2959
- 02:17:16,478 --> 02:17:19,939
- Jordan Belfort just welched
- on his deal with the SEC.
- 2960
- 02:17:20,024 --> 02:17:22,692
- He is back in the ocean. Happy hunting.
- 2961
- 02:17:35,623 --> 02:17:37,916
- It was our time to party big.
- 2962
- 02:17:38,000 --> 02:17:40,627
- And just as Brad
- was released from jail, too.
- 2963
- 02:17:41,462 --> 02:17:45,423
- I apologized, even offered to
- pay him for his time in the can.
- 2964
- 02:17:46,008 --> 02:17:48,092
- But he said no, that he was out.
- 2965
- 02:17:48,177 --> 02:17:50,053
- He didn't want any part of us.
- 2966
- 02:17:50,137 --> 02:17:51,763
- Sad thing was,
- 2967
- 02:17:51,847 --> 02:17:55,058
- two years later he was dead.
- 2968
- 02:17:55,225 --> 02:17:57,644
- Massive heart attack. Thirty-five.
- 2969
- 02:17:58,437 --> 02:18:00,772
- Same age Mozart died.
- 2970
- 02:18:00,856 --> 02:18:04,108
- Not that they have a hell
- of a lot in common, but...
- 2971
- 02:18:04,193 --> 02:18:06,527
- Anyway, I don't know
- why that came to mind.
- 2972
- 02:18:08,697 --> 02:18:12,283
- Within days, subpoenas started flying.
- 2973
- 02:18:12,368 --> 02:18:15,703
- Notices to produce documents,
- depositions, you name it.
- 2974
- 02:18:15,788 --> 02:18:17,789
- Donnie couldn't drink water fast enough.
- 2975
- 02:18:17,873 --> 02:18:20,333
- United States government
- wants to give me a subpoena?
- 2976
- 02:18:20,417 --> 02:18:23,711
- Here's what we do
- with subpoenas at Stratton Oakmont!
- 2977
- 02:18:29,468 --> 02:18:32,095
- Fuck you, USA! Fuck you!
- 2978
- 02:18:32,179 --> 02:18:34,055
- Fuck you! Fuck you!
- 2979
- 02:18:34,139 --> 02:18:35,932
- Fuck you!
- 2980
- 02:18:43,691 --> 02:18:45,733
- Jordan Belfort.
- 2981
- 02:18:45,818 --> 02:18:47,694
- Alden. That's a nice name.
- 2982
- 02:18:47,778 --> 02:18:49,070
- Thank you very much for that.
- 2983
- 02:18:49,154 --> 02:18:51,322
- - What kind of name is that?
- - That is my name.
- 2984
- 02:18:51,407 --> 02:18:53,074
- I do not recall that.
- 2985
- 02:18:53,158 --> 02:18:55,493
- I do not recall that. Okay?
- 2986
- 02:18:55,577 --> 02:18:57,745
- Mr. Ming, thank you for coming in today.
- 2987
- 02:18:57,830 --> 02:18:59,455
- Are you gonna finish
- the rest of that Danish?
- 2988
- 02:18:59,540 --> 02:19:00,748
- - Can I have that Danish?
- - No, no, go ahead.
- 2989
- 02:19:00,833 --> 02:19:02,500
- They interrogated everybody.
- 2990
- 02:19:02,584 --> 02:19:04,210
- I got a low blood sugar, thyroid thing.
- 2991
- 02:19:04,294 --> 02:19:05,461
- It went on for months.
- 2992
- 02:19:05,546 --> 02:19:07,588
- It was a total fucking harassment.
- 2993
- 02:19:07,673 --> 02:19:09,215
- Tell him to proceed with the questions.
- 2994
- 02:19:09,299 --> 02:19:11,759
- But not a single Strattonite cracked.
- 2995
- 02:19:11,844 --> 02:19:13,511
- Gladys Carrera?
- 2996
- 02:19:13,595 --> 02:19:15,138
- Doesn't ring a bell.
- 2997
- 02:19:15,222 --> 02:19:17,849
- Sorry, I have
- no recommendation of that.
- 2998
- 02:19:18,017 --> 02:19:19,017
- No.
- 2999
- 02:19:19,101 --> 02:19:20,101
- No idea.
- 3000
- 02:19:20,185 --> 02:19:22,687
- I don't recall that transaction.
- You guys have any milk?
- 3001
- 02:19:22,771 --> 02:19:25,023
- Absolutely not.
- 3002
- 02:19:25,107 --> 02:19:26,941
- Francis Sortigi
- you called so many times
- 3003
- 02:19:27,026 --> 02:19:29,235
- I just thought you might remember that.
- 3004
- 02:19:29,319 --> 02:19:30,820
- Would you remember any of those?
- 3005
- 02:19:30,904 --> 02:19:32,655
- - I do not recall any of that.
- - This Abdul...
- 3006
- 02:19:32,740 --> 02:19:34,907
- I do not... No, I don't recall.
- 3007
- 02:19:34,992 --> 02:19:36,659
- It was a long phone call.
- 3008
- 02:19:36,744 --> 02:19:38,411
- I just wondered if you have
- any memory of that.
- 3009
- 02:19:38,495 --> 02:19:41,664
- Okay. You know we've talked to
- several of the employees at this firm
- 3010
- 02:19:41,749 --> 02:19:45,043
- and nobody can recall anything
- about this Steve Madden IPO.
- 3011
- 02:19:45,127 --> 02:19:46,377
- I think it's odd.
- 3012
- 02:19:48,255 --> 02:19:50,757
- Do you recall Cartage Corporation?
- 3013
- 02:19:52,259 --> 02:19:53,509
- You do recall it?
- 3014
- 02:19:53,594 --> 02:19:54,886
- No, I don't recall that at all.
- 3015
- 02:19:55,471 --> 02:19:58,389
- Excuse me. I have to ask.
- Is that your real hair?
- 3016
- 02:19:59,016 --> 02:20:01,142
- Are you gonna say anything about that?
- 3017
- 02:20:01,226 --> 02:20:02,518
- Are you gonna comment on my hair?
- 3018
- 02:20:02,603 --> 02:20:04,312
- Is that how we're doing...
- Is this personal questions?
- 3019
- 02:20:04,396 --> 02:20:06,064
- I'm just wondering why you would
- wear something like that.
- 3020
- 02:20:06,148 --> 02:20:07,982
- Sorry. I don't recall that company.
- 3021
- 02:20:10,069 --> 02:20:11,819
- Can I get you anything else, gentlemen?
- 3022
- 02:20:11,904 --> 02:20:13,738
- Yes. Sweetheart, I have a rare condition
- 3023
- 02:20:13,822 --> 02:20:17,241
- which requires me to drink one of those
- every 15 minutes, please.
- 3024
- 02:20:17,701 --> 02:20:20,828
- We were specifically advised
- not to leave the country.
- 3025
- 02:20:20,913 --> 02:20:22,955
- So, we took our wives to Italy.
- 3026
- 02:20:23,332 --> 02:20:25,750
- We figured we were safer
- working from overseas
- 3027
- 02:20:25,834 --> 02:20:27,210
- giving orders to Rugrat.
- 3028
- 02:20:27,294 --> 02:20:29,462
- Nobody could arrest us
- and nobody could prove
- 3029
- 02:20:29,546 --> 02:20:31,547
- I was still running Stratton from a yacht.
- 3030
- 02:20:31,632 --> 02:20:32,882
- Hey, Rugrat.
- 3031
- 02:20:32,966 --> 02:20:34,133
- Bonjour.
- 3032
- 02:20:34,218 --> 02:20:36,219
- You bald-headed eagle, how you doing?
- 3033
- 02:20:36,303 --> 02:20:37,261
- Donnie, Donnie, listen!
- 3034
- 02:20:37,346 --> 02:20:38,638
- We have a problem, okay.
- 3035
- 02:20:38,722 --> 02:20:41,974
- Your friend, Steve Madden,
- is unloading shares.
- 3036
- 02:20:42,059 --> 02:20:44,102
- What are you saying?
- Who told you that?
- 3037
- 02:20:44,186 --> 02:20:45,770
- - What's going on?
- - He's doing it, Donnie!
- 3038
- 02:20:45,854 --> 02:20:48,314
- He said that
- Steve Madden's unloading shares.
- 3039
- 02:20:48,398 --> 02:20:49,524
- Who told you that? It's bullshit!
- 3040
- 02:20:49,608 --> 02:20:51,943
- Give me that goddamn phone.
- 3041
- 02:20:52,027 --> 02:20:53,569
- What's going on?
- 3042
- 02:20:53,779 --> 02:20:55,863
- Jordan, look. I'm watching the screen
- 3043
- 02:20:55,948 --> 02:20:58,658
- and huge chunks of Steve Madden
- are being sold, okay.
- 3044
- 02:20:58,742 --> 02:21:00,785
- It's not coming from us,
- so it's gotta be Steve.
- 3045
- 02:21:00,869 --> 02:21:02,912
- He's the only person
- with that many shares.
- 3046
- 02:21:02,996 --> 02:21:03,955
- It's Donnie. Call me back, all right.
- 3047
- 02:21:04,039 --> 02:21:06,374
- Donnie, your little friend
- is trying to fuck me, you know that.
- 3048
- 02:21:06,500 --> 02:21:08,209
- Your little friend is trying to
- fuck me right in the ass.
- 3049
- 02:21:08,293 --> 02:21:09,877
- - Get him on the phone now!
- - We don't know anything yet.
- 3050
- 02:21:09,962 --> 02:21:11,337
- Let's not jump to conclusions.
- 3051
- 02:21:11,839 --> 02:21:13,548
- Even though I owned 85%
- 3052
- 02:21:13,632 --> 02:21:16,676
- of Steve-cocksucking-
- motherfucking-Madden Shoes,
- 3053
- 02:21:16,760 --> 02:21:19,011
- the shares were in his fucking name.
- 3054
- 02:21:19,096 --> 02:21:21,305
- This motherfucker knew
- I was in trouble with the feds
- 3055
- 02:21:21,390 --> 02:21:23,182
- and was trying to take advantage.
- 3056
- 02:21:23,267 --> 02:21:24,767
- Talk to me, man.
- How do you wanna play this?
- 3057
- 02:21:24,852 --> 02:21:26,602
- I want you to get
- all our clients on the phone right now
- 3058
- 02:21:26,687 --> 02:21:27,979
- and have them start
- selling Steve Madden.
- 3059
- 02:21:28,063 --> 02:21:29,522
- We're gonna drive
- that fucking price down!
- 3060
- 02:21:29,606 --> 02:21:31,107
- Do you hear me? Shut the fuck up!
- 3061
- 02:21:31,233 --> 02:21:32,859
- This is your fucking friend
- from high school.
- 3062
- 02:21:33,026 --> 02:21:35,111
- If that little fucking prick
- thinks he can fuck with me,
- 3063
- 02:21:35,195 --> 02:21:37,780
- we'll turn his company
- into a penny stock! You hear me?
- 3064
- 02:21:37,865 --> 02:21:39,282
- - You got it?
- - Yes. I got it!
- 3065
- 02:21:39,366 --> 02:21:42,285
- Let's just not jump to conclusions
- before we know what's going on.
- 3066
- 02:21:42,369 --> 02:21:44,912
- Captain Ted!
- 3067
- 02:21:45,414 --> 02:21:47,790
- Hang up your phones! Everybody, hey!
- 3068
- 02:21:47,875 --> 02:21:50,626
- Turn the boat around!
- We're going home!
- 3069
- 02:21:53,755 --> 02:21:56,132
- Baby! Baby, what happened?
- 3070
- 02:21:56,425 --> 02:21:57,675
- I just...
- 3071
- 02:21:58,093 --> 02:21:59,343
- Sweetheart, what's going on?
- 3072
- 02:22:00,470 --> 02:22:02,096
- Aunt Emma...
- 3073
- 02:22:02,973 --> 02:22:04,265
- Just wait.
- 3074
- 02:22:04,683 --> 02:22:06,309
- I can't...
- 3075
- 02:22:06,393 --> 02:22:09,270
- What's going on? Why you crying?
- 3076
- 02:22:09,354 --> 02:22:11,397
- - She's dead!
- - Who? Who's dead?
- 3077
- 02:22:11,481 --> 02:22:13,858
- I just got a call from my cousin Betty.
- 3078
- 02:22:13,942 --> 02:22:15,026
- Yeah?
- 3079
- 02:22:15,110 --> 02:22:16,819
- Aunt Emma is dead.
- 3080
- 02:22:18,238 --> 02:22:20,948
- - Are you fucking kidding me?
- - No.
- 3081
- 02:22:21,283 --> 02:22:22,450
- You're serious?
- 3082
- 02:22:23,243 --> 02:22:25,536
- Oh, my God! Baby, that's...
- 3083
- 02:22:25,621 --> 02:22:27,079
- Oh, fuck!
- 3084
- 02:22:27,164 --> 02:22:28,956
- Oh, sweetheart, that's just...
- 3085
- 02:22:29,041 --> 02:22:30,374
- Fucking heart attack!
- 3086
- 02:22:30,459 --> 02:22:32,043
- Boom, snap, gone.
- 3087
- 02:22:32,127 --> 02:22:33,961
- Shuffled off her mortal coil.
- 3088
- 02:22:34,046 --> 02:22:37,381
- And $20 million stuck
- in a Swiss bank account.
- 3089
- 02:22:37,466 --> 02:22:39,550
- The last time I talked
- to her she was fine!
- 3090
- 02:22:39,635 --> 02:22:41,802
- - She's not that old.
- - Oh, God! Baby, oh, God!
- 3091
- 02:22:41,887 --> 02:22:44,055
- That's so fucking terrible!
- 3092
- 02:22:44,139 --> 02:22:45,848
- Oh, fuck!
- 3093
- 02:22:45,933 --> 02:22:46,933
- It is terrible.
- 3094
- 02:22:47,017 --> 02:22:49,560
- Your aunt was such an elegant,
- attractive woman.
- 3095
- 02:22:49,645 --> 02:22:51,562
- My condolences to you and your family.
- 3096
- 02:22:51,647 --> 02:22:52,980
- Yes. We're absolutely devastated.
- 3097
- 02:22:53,065 --> 02:22:55,066
- Thank you so much
- for your condolences.
- 3098
- 02:22:55,150 --> 02:22:58,069
- Now where does that leave us
- in regard to her account exactly?
- 3099
- 02:22:58,153 --> 02:22:59,654
- Does it go into probate or what?
- 3100
- 02:22:59,738 --> 02:23:01,322
- Not to worry, Jordan. Not to worry.
- 3101
- 02:23:01,406 --> 02:23:03,074
- Your aunt, before she died,
- 3102
- 02:23:03,158 --> 02:23:06,077
- signed a document
- naming you as her successor.
- 3103
- 02:23:06,328 --> 02:23:07,828
- She did?
- 3104
- 02:23:07,913 --> 02:23:09,538
- Fantastic! Well, that's good news!
- 3105
- 02:23:09,831 --> 02:23:11,999
- Well, not as of yet.
- 3106
- 02:23:12,334 --> 02:23:14,335
- What does that mean? Not as of yet?
- 3107
- 02:23:16,755 --> 02:23:18,464
- I can't seem to hear you.
- 3108
- 02:23:18,548 --> 02:23:21,259
- I must have bad reception.
- Are you speaking English?
- 3109
- 02:23:21,426 --> 02:23:24,095
- - Very... Now. Fast. Very fast.
- - Fast?
- 3110
- 02:23:24,179 --> 02:23:26,305
- I have to get to Switzerland now?
- 3111
- 02:23:28,016 --> 02:23:30,101
- Speak English! Fucking speak English!
- 3112
- 02:23:30,185 --> 02:23:31,477
- Whoa! Hey, hey, hey. Hey! Quiet, okay?
- 3113
- 02:23:31,561 --> 02:23:33,020
- Take your suit, take your dick, okay,
- 3114
- 02:23:33,105 --> 02:23:34,814
- - and move your ass! Please.
- - Okay.
- 3115
- 02:23:35,857 --> 02:23:36,899
- Move my ass! Yes!
- 3116
- 02:23:36,984 --> 02:23:41,112
- I gotta say, these Swiss were
- some sneaky motherfuckers.
- 3117
- 02:23:41,196 --> 02:23:43,114
- Within minutes,
- he had me set up with a forger
- 3118
- 02:23:43,198 --> 02:23:45,199
- who could fake Aunt Emma's signature.
- 3119
- 02:23:45,284 --> 02:23:46,826
- You American shit!
- 3120
- 02:23:46,994 --> 02:23:50,371
- I just had to get there by tomorrow,
- or lose $20 million.
- 3121
- 02:23:50,455 --> 02:23:52,164
- We're going to Monaco!
- 3122
- 02:23:52,708 --> 02:23:55,001
- - Monaco? Now?
- - Yes, baby.
- 3123
- 02:23:55,085 --> 02:23:57,670
- We're going to Monaco,
- so then we can go to Switzerland, okay?
- 3124
- 02:23:57,754 --> 02:23:59,463
- - But her aunt just died.
- - I realize that.
- 3125
- 02:23:59,548 --> 02:24:02,466
- But I have business in Switzerland.
- I need to go to Switzerland right now.
- 3126
- 02:24:02,551 --> 02:24:04,635
- Bottom line. Sorry.
- 3127
- 02:24:04,928 --> 02:24:06,721
- We gotta get to London.
- 3128
- 02:24:07,222 --> 02:24:08,472
- Why? Why?
- 3129
- 02:24:09,975 --> 02:24:11,142
- The funeral!
- 3130
- 02:24:11,226 --> 02:24:12,560
- Yeah, but, babe. Look, look...
- 3131
- 02:24:13,061 --> 02:24:15,813
- I loved your aunt
- more than anyone in the entire world.
- 3132
- 02:24:15,897 --> 02:24:17,398
- I really did.
- 3133
- 02:24:17,899 --> 02:24:20,151
- But she's dead now, sweetie.
- 3134
- 02:24:20,235 --> 02:24:22,445
- She's dead
- and she's not going anywhere.
- 3135
- 02:24:22,529 --> 02:24:24,905
- She'll still be dead by the time
- we get to London, okay?
- 3136
- 02:24:25,574 --> 02:24:27,325
- Captain Ted!
- Captain Ted, all right, look.
- 3137
- 02:24:27,409 --> 02:24:29,201
- We're going to Monaco.
- Monaco now, okay?
- 3138
- 02:24:29,286 --> 02:24:30,328
- Monaco, right.
- 3139
- 02:24:30,412 --> 02:24:32,288
- We're going to Monaco
- so that we can drive to Switzerland
- 3140
- 02:24:32,372 --> 02:24:33,664
- so they don't stamp our passports.
- 3141
- 02:24:33,749 --> 02:24:35,624
- Take care of business here,
- we'll drive back to Monaco,
- 3142
- 02:24:35,709 --> 02:24:37,376
- take a flight over to London
- to catch the funeral
- 3143
- 02:24:37,461 --> 02:24:38,961
- and be in New York
- in three fucking business days!
- 3144
- 02:24:39,046 --> 02:24:40,212
- That's the fucking plan.
- 3145
- 02:24:40,297 --> 02:24:42,673
- I just want you to know that
- we might run into some chop.
- 3146
- 02:24:42,758 --> 02:24:44,967
- Chop? We can fucking
- handle chop, right?
- 3147
- 02:24:45,052 --> 02:24:46,469
- I mean, it's a 170-foot yacht.
- 3148
- 02:24:46,553 --> 02:24:49,305
- No, no, no. We're not going anywhere
- unless he says it's safe, all right.
- 3149
- 02:24:49,389 --> 02:24:50,806
- - Don't worry about the chop.
- - It's safe.
- 3150
- 02:24:50,891 --> 02:24:52,224
- You don't know shit about chop.
- 3151
- 02:24:52,309 --> 02:24:54,518
- Oh, really? And you do?
- You're a fucking expert on that.
- 3152
- 02:24:54,603 --> 02:24:56,937
- I'll chop your fucking credit card in half.
- How about that?
- 3153
- 02:24:57,022 --> 02:24:58,898
- Chop is fine. Trust me. Chop is fine.
- 3154
- 02:24:58,982 --> 02:25:00,691
- Is chop fine, Captain Ted?
- 3155
- 02:25:02,027 --> 02:25:03,861
- Yeah. I mean, if we take it slow.
- 3156
- 02:25:03,945 --> 02:25:05,112
- Yeah, we're gonna take it slow.
- 3157
- 02:25:05,197 --> 02:25:06,781
- It's a little uncomfortable.
- Tell them it's safe.
- 3158
- 02:25:06,865 --> 02:25:08,032
- It's gonna be safe.
- 3159
- 02:25:08,116 --> 02:25:11,702
- We'll batten down the hatches
- and secure the deck.
- 3160
- 02:25:11,787 --> 02:25:15,498
- And we're looking at a few...
- Maybe a few broken dishes.
- 3161
- 02:25:15,582 --> 02:25:16,707
- Few broken dishes.
- 3162
- 02:25:16,792 --> 02:25:18,000
- What's a few broken dishes?
- 3163
- 02:25:18,085 --> 02:25:19,377
- Does that sound fucking awesome
- or what?
- 3164
- 02:25:19,461 --> 02:25:20,836
- No. Not really.
- 3165
- 02:25:20,921 --> 02:25:22,213
- We're gonna have a fucking good time!
- 3166
- 02:25:22,297 --> 02:25:24,048
- Let's go to fucking Monaco now!
- 3167
- 02:25:24,132 --> 02:25:25,299
- Let's fucking move! Let's go!
- 3168
- 02:25:30,722 --> 02:25:31,764
- Hold on!
- 3169
- 02:25:34,935 --> 02:25:37,937
- What the fuck is going on out here?
- 3170
- 02:25:38,021 --> 02:25:40,648
- The Jet Skis just went overboard!
- 3171
- 02:25:40,732 --> 02:25:42,733
- Oh, Jesus Christ! Honey, you okay?
- 3172
- 02:25:42,818 --> 02:25:44,944
- Gale warning! Gale warning!
- 3173
- 02:25:45,028 --> 02:25:47,822
- The waves are
- 20 feet high and building!
- 3174
- 02:25:47,906 --> 02:25:49,573
- Turn around, let's go
- the other fucking way.
- 3175
- 02:25:49,658 --> 02:25:50,866
- - We can't!
- - Go!
- 3176
- 02:25:50,951 --> 02:25:53,536
- We'll get broad-sided. It'll tip over!
- 3177
- 02:25:53,620 --> 02:25:55,413
- I am a master diver. You hear that?
- 3178
- 02:25:55,497 --> 02:25:56,539
- I'm a master diver!
- 3179
- 02:25:56,623 --> 02:25:57,873
- No one's gonna fucking die!
- 3180
- 02:25:57,958 --> 02:26:00,584
- I got you, baby. I got you.
- Trust me, okay?
- 3181
- 02:26:00,669 --> 02:26:01,919
- I love you.
- 3182
- 02:26:02,003 --> 02:26:03,921
- I love you, baby. Just hold on tight.
- 3183
- 02:26:04,005 --> 02:26:05,047
- Okay.
- 3184
- 02:26:05,132 --> 02:26:06,173
- Donnie!
- 3185
- 02:26:07,759 --> 02:26:08,968
- Hold on, baby!
- 3186
- 02:26:09,052 --> 02:26:13,139
- Donnie!
- 3187
- 02:26:13,640 --> 02:26:15,015
- - What?
- - Hold on, baby.
- 3188
- 02:26:15,100 --> 02:26:16,600
- Get the fucking ludes.
- 3189
- 02:26:16,685 --> 02:26:17,852
- I don't wanna die, Jordan!
- 3190
- 02:26:17,936 --> 02:26:20,646
- I did a lot of bad shit.
- I'm going to hell, Jordan!
- 3191
- 02:26:20,730 --> 02:26:23,607
- I fucked up! I fucked up so bad!
- 3192
- 02:26:23,692 --> 02:26:25,693
- Get the ludes! Downstairs!
- 3193
- 02:26:25,902 --> 02:26:27,111
- What are you saying?
- 3194
- 02:26:27,612 --> 02:26:29,029
- Fuck!
- 3195
- 02:26:29,906 --> 02:26:31,115
- Get the ludes!
- 3196
- 02:26:31,199 --> 02:26:32,783
- I can't go down there, Jordan.
- It's flooded.
- 3197
- 02:26:32,868 --> 02:26:34,118
- It's three feet of water down there!
- 3198
- 02:26:34,202 --> 02:26:36,954
- I will not die sober!
- 3199
- 02:26:37,038 --> 02:26:38,789
- Get those fucking ludes!
- 3200
- 02:26:38,874 --> 02:26:39,915
- Okay!
- 3201
- 02:26:40,000 --> 02:26:41,333
- - Go!
- - Okay.
- 3202
- 02:26:44,212 --> 02:26:45,963
- - Where's he going?
- - Hold on, baby!
- 3203
- 02:26:46,047 --> 02:26:47,631
- Donnie! Is he fucking crazy?
- 3204
- 02:26:47,716 --> 02:26:48,841
- He's just warning everybody!
- 3205
- 02:27:01,062 --> 02:27:02,771
- Jesus Christ!
- 3206
- 02:27:04,357 --> 02:27:05,524
- Hold on!
- 3207
- 02:27:05,609 --> 02:27:07,067
- Get away from the window!
- 3208
- 02:27:07,152 --> 02:27:08,527
- Rogue wave!
- 3209
- 02:27:08,612 --> 02:27:09,653
- Mayday!
- 3210
- 02:27:09,738 --> 02:27:12,323
- This is Captain Ted Beecham
- aboard the yacht Naomi!
- 3211
- 02:27:12,407 --> 02:27:13,908
- - We are going down!
- - I got 'em!
- 3212
- 02:27:14,367 --> 02:27:15,576
- I got 'em!
- 3213
- 02:27:16,745 --> 02:27:18,287
- Give me one for the nerves!
- 3214
- 02:27:18,371 --> 02:27:19,497
- We're going down!
- 3215
- 02:27:19,581 --> 02:27:21,790
- This is a fucking Mayday!
- 3216
- 02:27:21,875 --> 02:27:23,959
- We require immediate assistance!
- 3217
- 02:27:26,213 --> 02:27:27,213
- Hold on!
- 3218
- 02:27:27,297 --> 02:27:28,506
- Watch out!
- 3219
- 02:27:40,185 --> 02:27:42,728
- The nice thing about
- getting rescued by Italians
- 3220
- 02:27:43,021 --> 02:27:46,565
- is that they feed you,
- make you drink red wine,
- 3221
- 02:27:46,650 --> 02:27:48,609
- then you get to dance.
- 3222
- 02:28:05,210 --> 02:28:06,877
- Did you see that?
- 3223
- 02:28:07,295 --> 02:28:10,214
- That was the plane
- I sent to come get us.
- 3224
- 02:28:11,132 --> 02:28:14,885
- I shit you not, it exploded
- when a seagull flew into the engine.
- 3225
- 02:28:14,970 --> 02:28:16,971
- Three people killed.
- 3226
- 02:28:21,142 --> 02:28:22,977
- You want a sign from God?
- 3227
- 02:28:23,061 --> 02:28:26,146
- Well, after all this,
- I finally got the message.
- 3228
- 02:28:31,611 --> 02:28:35,239
- Do you dream of becoming
- financially independent
- 3229
- 02:28:35,323 --> 02:28:37,992
- but struggle every month
- just to pay your bills?
- 3230
- 02:28:38,076 --> 02:28:42,162
- Would you like to own a home like this,
- but can barely afford to pay your rent?
- 3231
- 02:28:42,247 --> 02:28:45,958
- My name is Jordan Belfort,
- and there's no secret to wealth creation.
- 3232
- 02:28:46,042 --> 02:28:48,544
- No matter who you are,
- no matter where you came from,
- 3233
- 02:28:48,628 --> 02:28:51,213
- you too can become
- financially independent
- 3234
- 02:28:51,298 --> 02:28:53,048
- in just a matter of months.
- 3235
- 02:28:53,133 --> 02:28:55,259
- All you need is a strategy.
- 3236
- 02:28:55,343 --> 02:28:56,969
- When I was 24 years old,
- 3237
- 02:28:57,053 --> 02:29:00,889
- I made a decision
- not just to survive, but to thrive.
- 3238
- 02:29:00,974 --> 02:29:03,434
- At first I didn't feel like
- deals like these were possible.
- 3239
- 02:29:03,518 --> 02:29:06,937
- But we have the house
- and we have a $33,000 profit.
- 3240
- 02:29:07,022 --> 02:29:08,147
- I certainly believe now.
- 3241
- 02:29:08,231 --> 02:29:09,648
- Think about it for a second.
- 3242
- 02:29:09,733 --> 02:29:11,859
- If you don't have the guts
- to attend Jordan Belfort's
- 3243
- 02:29:11,943 --> 02:29:14,111
- Straight Line Persuasion
- System seminar,
- 3244
- 02:29:14,195 --> 02:29:15,779
- then how do you expect
- to make any money?
- 3245
- 02:29:15,864 --> 02:29:19,617
- If you want to be a millionaire someday,
- have some guts. Make a decision.
- 3246
- 02:29:19,701 --> 02:29:22,453
- Jordan Belfort's setup worked for me
- because I worked hard for it.
- 3247
- 02:29:22,537 --> 02:29:25,080
- And if it doesn't work for you,
- it's because you're lazy.
- 3248
- 02:29:25,165 --> 02:29:26,790
- And you should get a job at McDonald's.
- 3249
- 02:29:26,875 --> 02:29:29,293
- There's nobody holding you back
- from financial freedom.
- 3250
- 02:29:29,377 --> 02:29:32,296
- And there's nobody stopping you
- from making millions.
- 3251
- 02:29:32,380 --> 02:29:33,631
- Don't just sit at home,
- 3252
- 02:29:33,715 --> 02:29:36,342
- or the life of your dreams
- will sail right past you.
- 3253
- 02:29:39,095 --> 02:29:42,723
- I changed all these people's lives
- and I can change yours, too!
- 3254
- 02:29:42,807 --> 02:29:44,058
- So come to my seminar!
- 3255
- 02:29:44,142 --> 02:29:45,517
- The life of your dreams is only...
- 3256
- 02:29:45,602 --> 02:29:47,311
- Good to see you again, Jordan.
- 3257
- 02:29:47,395 --> 02:29:48,479
- You're under arrest!
- 3258
- 02:29:48,563 --> 02:29:50,147
- You gotta be joking!
- 3259
- 02:29:51,399 --> 02:29:52,650
- You're kidding me.
- 3260
- 02:29:52,734 --> 02:29:54,318
- Hey, get the fuck away from me!
- 3261
- 02:29:54,402 --> 02:29:55,653
- Turn that camera off.
- 3262
- 02:29:55,737 --> 02:29:57,738
- I'm fucking shooting
- a fucking infomercial here,
- 3263
- 02:29:57,822 --> 02:29:59,198
- you fucking cocksucker!
- 3264
- 02:29:59,282 --> 02:30:00,991
- - Fuck you, you motherfucker!
- - Shut the fucking camera off.
- 3265
- 02:30:01,076 --> 02:30:02,826
- You don't got shit on me, you hear me!
- 3266
- 02:30:02,911 --> 02:30:03,994
- Go fuck yourself!
- 3267
- 02:30:04,079 --> 02:30:06,455
- I'm making an honest living,
- you fucking piece of shit!
- 3268
- 02:30:06,539 --> 02:30:09,500
- Hey, Jordan,
- let me give you a little legal advice.
- 3269
- 02:30:09,584 --> 02:30:11,001
- Shut the fuck up!
- 3270
- 02:30:11,086 --> 02:30:12,628
- Oh, fuck you, you fucking prick!
- 3271
- 02:30:12,712 --> 02:30:15,255
- I'm making an honest living,
- you motherfucker!
- 3272
- 02:30:17,092 --> 02:30:18,509
- I clean up my act.
- 3273
- 02:30:18,593 --> 02:30:21,178
- I did rehab. I'm a TV personality.
- 3274
- 02:30:21,262 --> 02:30:24,014
- I'm sober for two years.
- And this happens!
- 3275
- 02:30:24,099 --> 02:30:26,308
- Rugrat goes
- and gets busted down in Miami.
- 3276
- 02:30:26,393 --> 02:30:27,643
- I'm Swiss, I'm not communist.
- 3277
- 02:30:27,727 --> 02:30:29,395
- And guess who the fuck with? Saurel.
- 3278
- 02:30:29,479 --> 02:30:30,521
- - You gonna beat me?
- - No, sir.
- 3279
- 02:30:30,605 --> 02:30:32,856
- Yeah, I know your country.
- You're gonna beat me.
- 3280
- 02:30:32,941 --> 02:30:34,692
- I mean, what are the fucking odds?
- 3281
- 02:30:34,776 --> 02:30:37,403
- There had to be 10,000
- Swiss bankers in Geneva,
- 3282
- 02:30:37,487 --> 02:30:41,281
- and Rugrat gets the one dumb enough
- to get himself arrested on U.S. soil.
- 3283
- 02:30:41,366 --> 02:30:42,741
- I know.
- 3284
- 02:30:42,867 --> 02:30:44,243
- I'm so sorry.
- 3285
- 02:30:46,454 --> 02:30:47,663
- Even more fucked
- 3286
- 02:30:47,747 --> 02:30:50,874
- was that he got busted
- for shit that had nothing to do with me.
- 3287
- 02:30:50,959 --> 02:30:52,543
- It had nothing to fucking do with me.
- 3288
- 02:30:52,627 --> 02:30:54,586
- Something about laundering drug money
- 3289
- 02:30:54,671 --> 02:30:57,756
- through offshore boat racing
- and a guy named Rocky Aoki,
- 3290
- 02:30:57,841 --> 02:30:59,967
- you know, the founder of Benihana.
- 3291
- 02:31:00,051 --> 02:31:01,385
- Benihana.
- 3292
- 02:31:01,469 --> 02:31:05,347
- Beni-fucking-hana!
- 3293
- 02:31:05,432 --> 02:31:06,390
- Why?
- 3294
- 02:31:06,474 --> 02:31:07,850
- Why, why, God?
- 3295
- 02:31:07,934 --> 02:31:09,393
- Why would you be so cruel
- 3296
- 02:31:09,477 --> 02:31:12,062
- as to choose
- a chain of fucking hibachi restaurants
- 3297
- 02:31:12,147 --> 02:31:13,397
- to take me down?
- 3298
- 02:31:15,817 --> 02:31:18,277
- Long story short. Saurel rats me out.
- 3299
- 02:31:18,361 --> 02:31:21,488
- But not before he rats out
- Brad's wife, Chantalle,
- 3300
- 02:31:21,573 --> 02:31:25,659
- who, it turns out, he'd been fucking
- every time she went to Switzerland!
- 3301
- 02:31:27,662 --> 02:31:30,164
- - No, no, no, it's impossible.
- - Oui, oui, oui.
- 3302
- 02:31:32,375 --> 02:31:34,168
- All right!
- 3303
- 02:31:34,252 --> 02:31:37,755
- One count engaging in conspiracy
- to commit securities fraud.
- 3304
- 02:31:37,839 --> 02:31:40,048
- Two counts securities fraud.
- 3305
- 02:31:40,133 --> 02:31:43,594
- One count engaging in conspiracy
- to commit money laundering.
- 3306
- 02:31:43,678 --> 02:31:45,929
- Twenty-one counts money laundering.
- 3307
- 02:31:46,014 --> 02:31:48,390
- One count obstruction of justice.
- 3308
- 02:31:49,434 --> 02:31:51,643
- Bail is set at $10 million.
- 3309
- 02:32:06,868 --> 02:32:08,452
- Uncle Donnie's here!
- 3310
- 02:32:09,245 --> 02:32:11,497
- Rocky. How you doing?
- 3311
- 02:32:12,791 --> 02:32:14,458
- I hate that fucking dog.
- 3312
- 02:32:14,542 --> 02:32:16,877
- Yeah, he's getting old and decrepit.
- 3313
- 02:32:16,961 --> 02:32:18,462
- Starting to shit in the house again.
- 3314
- 02:32:18,546 --> 02:32:20,255
- - Me, too.
- - Come here, buddy.
- 3315
- 02:32:20,340 --> 02:32:21,632
- Ah, fuck.
- 3316
- 02:32:21,716 --> 02:32:23,342
- - It's good to see you, pal.
- - Yeah, you, too.
- 3317
- 02:32:23,426 --> 02:32:24,635
- Good to see you.
- 3318
- 02:32:24,719 --> 02:32:27,221
- Sit down. Oh, man.
- 3319
- 02:32:29,098 --> 02:32:30,390
- How you doing, brother?
- 3320
- 02:32:31,226 --> 02:32:32,726
- You know.
- 3321
- 02:32:32,811 --> 02:32:34,478
- Shitty, pal.
- 3322
- 02:32:34,562 --> 02:32:36,688
- But I'm hanging in there.
- 3323
- 02:32:38,024 --> 02:32:40,526
- My new piece of jewelry. Check that out.
- 3324
- 02:32:40,610 --> 02:32:42,986
- Can't leave the house, you know?
- 3325
- 02:32:43,071 --> 02:32:45,656
- Starting to get cabin fever already.
- 3326
- 02:32:46,241 --> 02:32:47,783
- Fucking Rugrat.
- 3327
- 02:32:48,368 --> 02:32:49,660
- That wig-wearing faggot.
- 3328
- 02:32:49,744 --> 02:32:51,870
- I can't believe that fucking guy.
- I wanna kill him.
- 3329
- 02:32:51,955 --> 02:32:54,540
- Swear to God,
- I want to choke him to death.
- 3330
- 02:32:54,624 --> 02:32:56,917
- Irresponsible little prick.
- 3331
- 02:32:57,043 --> 02:32:58,085
- I'll tell you one thing.
- 3332
- 02:33:00,463 --> 02:33:02,965
- I'm never eating at Benihana again.
- 3333
- 02:33:03,842 --> 02:33:06,009
- I don't care whose birthday it is.
- 3334
- 02:33:07,428 --> 02:33:08,971
- Where's Naomi? How's she doing?
- 3335
- 02:33:09,764 --> 02:33:11,056
- That's her in the house there.
- 3336
- 02:33:11,140 --> 02:33:13,100
- You could say hi,
- but she probably won't wave back.
- 3337
- 02:33:13,351 --> 02:33:14,977
- Naomi, sweetheart!
- 3338
- 02:33:18,439 --> 02:33:19,690
- What's up her ass?
- 3339
- 02:33:19,774 --> 02:33:21,316
- - Is she mad at me?
- - No, you know...
- 3340
- 02:33:21,401 --> 02:33:22,860
- We probably have
- to mortgage the house
- 3341
- 02:33:22,944 --> 02:33:24,736
- in order to make bail.
- 3342
- 02:33:24,821 --> 02:33:28,532
- Probably end up selling the thing
- in order to pay for all the lawyers.
- 3343
- 02:33:28,616 --> 02:33:31,076
- It's been a nightmare, buddy,
- to tell you the truth.
- 3344
- 02:33:31,327 --> 02:33:33,036
- What are you gonna do, right?
- 3345
- 02:33:33,830 --> 02:33:36,665
- Anyway, how's Stratton?
- That's more important.
- 3346
- 02:33:36,749 --> 02:33:37,833
- How's morale?
- 3347
- 02:33:37,917 --> 02:33:40,544
- They all pissed off 'cause they have
- to make money legally now?
- 3348
- 02:33:40,628 --> 02:33:42,087
- Jordan.
- 3349
- 02:33:42,463 --> 02:33:44,882
- I got the founding partners together.
- 3350
- 02:33:44,966 --> 02:33:47,384
- I talked to them about everything.
- 3351
- 02:33:48,136 --> 02:33:49,136
- And I got you.
- 3352
- 02:33:49,971 --> 02:33:51,555
- What do you mean, you got me?
- 3353
- 02:33:52,724 --> 02:33:55,475
- The house, money,
- don't worry about it. I got you.
- 3354
- 02:34:01,482 --> 02:34:02,566
- All right.
- 3355
- 02:34:02,650 --> 02:34:03,609
- I love you, buddy.
- 3356
- 02:34:03,693 --> 02:34:05,611
- - You know I'd do it for you, right?
- - I know.
- 3357
- 02:34:05,695 --> 02:34:07,654
- - You know that, right?
- - I know.
- 3358
- 02:34:08,656 --> 02:34:09,781
- I could fucking kiss you all over.
- 3359
- 02:34:09,866 --> 02:34:11,033
- All right, enough, enough.
- 3360
- 02:34:13,119 --> 02:34:14,244
- You want a beer, pal?
- 3361
- 02:34:14,329 --> 02:34:15,579
- What are you drinking?
- 3362
- 02:34:15,663 --> 02:34:17,748
- I got this non-alcoholic shit.
- 3363
- 02:34:17,832 --> 02:34:19,041
- What's that?
- 3364
- 02:34:19,125 --> 02:34:22,127
- A non-alcoholic beer. It's got no alcohol.
- 3365
- 02:34:22,211 --> 02:34:24,504
- - It's a beer?
- - Yeah, with no alcohol.
- 3366
- 02:34:25,048 --> 02:34:26,298
- But if you drink enough,
- 3367
- 02:34:26,382 --> 02:34:28,300
- if you drink a lot,
- they get you fucked up?
- 3368
- 02:34:28,384 --> 02:34:30,469
- No, there's no alcohol.
- That's the fucking point.
- 3369
- 02:34:30,553 --> 02:34:31,595
- I'm not a scientist.
- 3370
- 02:34:31,679 --> 02:34:32,846
- I don't know what the fuck
- you're talking about.
- 3371
- 02:34:32,931 --> 02:34:34,514
- I can get you a beer
- if you want a fucking beer.
- 3372
- 02:34:34,641 --> 02:34:36,767
- I know, but I don't drink. You remember?
- 3373
- 02:34:36,851 --> 02:34:38,060
- I don't drink anymore.
- 3374
- 02:34:38,144 --> 02:34:40,604
- Oh, you wanna go inside
- and blow some lines of baking powder?
- 3375
- 02:34:40,688 --> 02:34:41,855
- Or baking soda...
- 3376
- 02:34:42,649 --> 02:34:44,942
- Can't imagine ever not enjoying
- getting fucked up.
- 3377
- 02:34:45,026 --> 02:34:46,443
- - Yeah.
- - I love it.
- 3378
- 02:34:46,527 --> 02:34:48,070
- How's being sober?
- 3379
- 02:34:48,154 --> 02:34:49,988
- - Fucking sucks.
- - Boring, right?
- 3380
- 02:34:50,073 --> 02:34:52,491
- So boring. I wanna kill myself.
- 3381
- 02:34:53,034 --> 02:34:55,577
- There's a term,
- and we don't like to use it
- 3382
- 02:34:55,662 --> 02:34:57,120
- unless circumstances dictate,
- 3383
- 02:34:57,205 --> 02:34:59,164
- and I think they do dictate in this case,
- 3384
- 02:34:59,248 --> 02:35:00,666
- and the term is "Grenada."
- 3385
- 02:35:00,750 --> 02:35:02,292
- Have you ever heard of Grenada?
- 3386
- 02:35:02,377 --> 02:35:03,418
- No. No, I haven't.
- 3387
- 02:35:03,544 --> 02:35:07,047
- Grenada's very interesting because
- it is a small island nation
- 3388
- 02:35:07,131 --> 02:35:10,676
- that was invaded by
- the United States of America in 1983.
- 3389
- 02:35:10,760 --> 02:35:12,844
- It's about 90,000 people.
- 3390
- 02:35:12,929 --> 02:35:15,180
- And essentially, it means
- 3391
- 02:35:15,932 --> 02:35:17,933
- this case is unloseable.
- 3392
- 02:35:18,017 --> 02:35:19,101
- Okay?
- 3393
- 02:35:19,185 --> 02:35:20,769
- So, you know, we can come in,
- 3394
- 02:35:20,853 --> 02:35:22,688
- we can have our dick
- hanging out of our pants.
- 3395
- 02:35:22,772 --> 02:35:23,939
- Nobody gives a fuck.
- 3396
- 02:35:24,023 --> 02:35:25,565
- I'm gonna win.
- 3397
- 02:35:25,733 --> 02:35:27,109
- You, sir,
- 3398
- 02:35:28,653 --> 02:35:30,404
- are what's known
- 3399
- 02:35:31,406 --> 02:35:32,614
- as a Grenada.
- 3400
- 02:35:35,743 --> 02:35:38,078
- You're looking at real prison time.
- 3401
- 02:35:39,247 --> 02:35:41,581
- Money laundering
- can get you as much as 20 years.
- 3402
- 02:35:42,583 --> 02:35:45,252
- And our case couldn't be stronger
- if we caught you
- 3403
- 02:35:45,336 --> 02:35:47,004
- shoving cash in your mattress.
- 3404
- 02:35:47,088 --> 02:35:48,130
- Is that right?
- 3405
- 02:35:49,007 --> 02:35:51,425
- Hey, Jordan. Jordan.
- 3406
- 02:35:52,135 --> 02:35:55,971
- Your rotting away in jail
- till your kids get out of college,
- 3407
- 02:35:56,055 --> 02:35:57,681
- that's not our ambition here.
- 3408
- 02:35:59,100 --> 02:36:01,643
- There's other people
- involved in this, too.
- 3409
- 02:36:01,728 --> 02:36:04,855
- We think they need
- to see their day in court as well.
- 3410
- 02:36:07,442 --> 02:36:09,484
- Why do I sense
- there's an offer in the air?
- 3411
- 02:36:09,569 --> 02:36:12,237
- Look at him. He's got a sense.
- What are you, Kreskin?
- 3412
- 02:36:13,448 --> 02:36:16,199
- Full cooperation. He provides us
- with a comprehensive list
- 3413
- 02:36:16,284 --> 02:36:18,660
- of all the co-conspirators
- spanning the last seven years,
- 3414
- 02:36:18,745 --> 02:36:20,704
- and he also agrees to wear a wire.
- 3415
- 02:36:20,788 --> 02:36:22,039
- Wait...
- 3416
- 02:36:22,123 --> 02:36:23,874
- Did you just say "wear a wire"?
- 3417
- 02:36:23,958 --> 02:36:25,208
- A wire.
- 3418
- 02:36:25,293 --> 02:36:26,668
- What does that mean?
- 3419
- 02:36:26,753 --> 02:36:28,587
- You want me to rat? Is that it?
- 3420
- 02:36:28,671 --> 02:36:29,963
- No, I want you to cooperate.
- 3421
- 02:36:30,048 --> 02:36:31,965
- - No. You want me to rat, right?
- - Yes. We want you to rat.
- 3422
- 02:36:32,050 --> 02:36:35,886
- That's fucking exactly
- what we want you to do. To rat.
- 3423
- 02:36:39,974 --> 02:36:41,808
- How was Cristy's party?
- 3424
- 02:36:41,893 --> 02:36:42,976
- Fine.
- 3425
- 02:36:43,061 --> 02:36:44,436
- Good.
- 3426
- 02:36:45,605 --> 02:36:48,065
- Babe, I spoke
- to the lawyers again today.
- 3427
- 02:36:48,149 --> 02:36:50,817
- I have some really, really great news.
- 3428
- 02:36:52,653 --> 02:36:55,197
- Turns out you're completely
- off the hook, honey.
- 3429
- 02:36:56,157 --> 02:36:57,824
- I know that already.
- 3430
- 02:36:57,909 --> 02:36:59,409
- Right. Exactly.
- 3431
- 02:36:59,494 --> 02:37:02,704
- You never did anything wrong
- in the first place, right?
- 3432
- 02:37:03,664 --> 02:37:05,874
- It turns out, all the FBI really
- 3433
- 02:37:06,542 --> 02:37:10,212
- wants from me is to cooperate.
- 3434
- 02:37:10,463 --> 02:37:11,671
- You know?
- 3435
- 02:37:11,756 --> 02:37:14,758
- Turns out I have so much information
- about the stock market and Wall Street,
- 3436
- 02:37:14,842 --> 02:37:16,635
- I could save the government
- years of heartache,
- 3437
- 02:37:16,719 --> 02:37:19,346
- not to mention countless dollars.
- 3438
- 02:37:20,848 --> 02:37:23,183
- But it gets even better, babe.
- 3439
- 02:37:23,643 --> 02:37:26,186
- Because if I do decide to cooperate,
- 3440
- 02:37:26,562 --> 02:37:29,397
- I might only be looking
- at four short years,
- 3441
- 02:37:29,482 --> 02:37:30,941
- in which case, you know,
- 3442
- 02:37:31,025 --> 02:37:34,069
- we could start fresh,
- maybe sell the house.
- 3443
- 02:37:34,153 --> 02:37:35,779
- And any fines that I'd have to pay
- 3444
- 02:37:35,863 --> 02:37:37,656
- wouldn't be due
- till after I serve my term,
- 3445
- 02:37:37,740 --> 02:37:40,033
- so we'd still have plenty
- of money left over, you know?
- 3446
- 02:37:42,703 --> 02:37:45,122
- The only thing that
- of course bummed me out a little bit
- 3447
- 02:37:45,206 --> 02:37:50,252
- is this whole idea of having to
- give information about my friends.
- 3448
- 02:37:50,336 --> 02:37:53,547
- Like you said, "There's no friends
- on Wall Street." Right?
- 3449
- 02:37:53,631 --> 02:37:55,590
- Right. Right. Exactly.
- 3450
- 02:37:55,675 --> 02:37:57,259
- There's a silver lining
- to that, too, honey.
- 3451
- 02:37:57,343 --> 02:37:59,010
- Because they said eventually...
- 3452
- 02:37:59,095 --> 02:38:01,972
- Eventually everyone's gonna have
- to give information on this case.
- 3453
- 02:38:02,056 --> 02:38:04,850
- So, at the end of the day, it might
- not even be a factor. You know?
- 3454
- 02:38:04,934 --> 02:38:07,060
- Well, that's good news. Right?
- 3455
- 02:38:07,186 --> 02:38:08,895
- Yeah, yeah.
- 3456
- 02:38:08,980 --> 02:38:10,689
- I'm really happy for you.
- 3457
- 02:38:12,066 --> 02:38:15,318
- What do you mean,
- happy for me, sweetheart?
- 3458
- 02:38:16,237 --> 02:38:18,822
- You should be happy for
- the both of us. Right?
- 3459
- 02:38:18,906 --> 02:38:20,866
- - Yeah, right.
- - All right.
- 3460
- 02:38:22,952 --> 02:38:24,578
- Come here, baby.
- 3461
- 02:38:25,079 --> 02:38:26,621
- Give me a kiss, sweetheart.
- 3462
- 02:38:26,706 --> 02:38:27,706
- Jordan...
- 3463
- 02:38:27,790 --> 02:38:28,999
- Oh, come on, baby.
- 3464
- 02:38:29,083 --> 02:38:31,293
- I haven't made love to you
- in so long. Please.
- 3465
- 02:38:31,377 --> 02:38:33,795
- - No. Jordan, stop it.
- - Come on, honey, please.
- 3466
- 02:38:33,880 --> 02:38:35,297
- No! Jordan, stop it!
- 3467
- 02:38:37,049 --> 02:38:39,259
- I've loved you
- since the moment I saw you.
- 3468
- 02:38:43,139 --> 02:38:45,015
- I fucking hate you, Jordan.
- 3469
- 02:38:45,600 --> 02:38:48,143
- - Get off me!
- - Baby... Don't do that.
- 3470
- 02:38:49,020 --> 02:38:50,937
- You know how much I love you, right?
- 3471
- 02:38:51,439 --> 02:38:53,607
- Stop that, sweetie. Please.
- 3472
- 02:38:58,863 --> 02:39:00,906
- You wanna fuck me, Jordan?
- 3473
- 02:39:02,658 --> 02:39:04,367
- You wanna fuck me?
- 3474
- 02:39:05,369 --> 02:39:06,494
- Good.
- 3475
- 02:39:06,579 --> 02:39:07,913
- Go ahead.
- 3476
- 02:39:08,414 --> 02:39:10,332
- Go ahead and fuck me.
- 3477
- 02:39:11,417 --> 02:39:13,835
- I want you to fuck me real hard.
- 3478
- 02:39:13,961 --> 02:39:16,630
- I want you to fuck me like
- it's the last fucking time.
- 3479
- 02:39:16,714 --> 02:39:18,048
- - Why are you moving like that?
- - Come on.
- 3480
- 02:39:18,132 --> 02:39:19,090
- Please hold still.
- 3481
- 02:39:19,175 --> 02:39:20,717
- 'Cause I want you to come for me, baby.
- 3482
- 02:39:20,801 --> 02:39:22,135
- Come on, babe.
- 3483
- 02:39:22,220 --> 02:39:23,720
- Come for me, baby.
- 3484
- 02:39:23,804 --> 02:39:25,013
- I want you to come for me
- 3485
- 02:39:25,097 --> 02:39:26,556
- like it's the last fucking time.
- 3486
- 02:39:26,641 --> 02:39:28,099
- - Yeah?
- - Yeah.
- 3487
- 02:39:28,184 --> 02:39:30,769
- Come on, baby. Come for me.
- Come for me, baby.
- 3488
- 02:39:30,853 --> 02:39:31,978
- Come on, baby.
- 3489
- 02:39:32,063 --> 02:39:33,396
- - Yeah?
- - Yeah.
- 3490
- 02:39:33,481 --> 02:39:35,398
- - Yeah, baby, come.
- - You want me to come for you?
- 3491
- 02:39:35,483 --> 02:39:36,650
- Yeah.
- 3492
- 02:39:37,485 --> 02:39:39,444
- - You want me to come for you?
- - Yeah!
- 3493
- 02:39:39,528 --> 02:39:41,863
- Huh? You want me to come for you?
- 3494
- 02:39:43,699 --> 02:39:45,408
- Oh, God, baby. Yeah!
- 3495
- 02:39:45,493 --> 02:39:47,994
- Oh, God. Oh, God.
- 3496
- 02:39:49,330 --> 02:39:53,750
- Oh, God.
- 3497
- 02:39:53,834 --> 02:39:55,085
- Jesus.
- 3498
- 02:39:58,714 --> 02:40:00,048
- Oh, baby.
- 3499
- 02:40:00,132 --> 02:40:02,634
- That was so fucking great!
- 3500
- 02:40:02,718 --> 02:40:04,010
- Oh, God!
- 3501
- 02:40:06,347 --> 02:40:08,306
- That was the last time.
- 3502
- 02:40:08,808 --> 02:40:10,767
- What do you mean, baby?
- 3503
- 02:40:10,851 --> 02:40:13,812
- I mean that was the last time
- we ever have sex.
- 3504
- 02:40:14,814 --> 02:40:16,856
- What are you talking about?
- 3505
- 02:40:18,859 --> 02:40:20,527
- I want a divorce.
- 3506
- 02:40:22,113 --> 02:40:24,114
- What do you mean, you want a divorce?
- 3507
- 02:40:24,198 --> 02:40:26,241
- What's that supposed to mean,
- you want a divorce?
- 3508
- 02:40:26,325 --> 02:40:28,201
- Get off me! I want a divorce.
- 3509
- 02:40:28,536 --> 02:40:29,786
- You just made love to me.
- 3510
- 02:40:29,870 --> 02:40:30,954
- What the fuck is wrong with you?
- 3511
- 02:40:31,038 --> 02:40:33,373
- I don't love you anymore, Jordan!
- 3512
- 02:40:34,667 --> 02:40:36,626
- Oh, you don't love me?
- 3513
- 02:40:37,044 --> 02:40:38,628
- You don't love me anymore, huh?
- 3514
- 02:40:38,713 --> 02:40:40,964
- Well, isn't that just fucking
- convenient for you!
- 3515
- 02:40:41,048 --> 02:40:42,882
- Now that I'm under federal indictment,
- 3516
- 02:40:42,967 --> 02:40:44,926
- with an electronic bracelet
- around my ankle,
- 3517
- 02:40:45,011 --> 02:40:46,720
- now you decide you don't
- fucking love me anymore.
- 3518
- 02:40:46,804 --> 02:40:48,555
- - Is that right?
- - No, no.
- 3519
- 02:40:48,889 --> 02:40:51,141
- What kind of person are you? Tell me.
- 3520
- 02:40:51,225 --> 02:40:52,475
- You married me!
- 3521
- 02:40:52,560 --> 02:40:54,060
- What the fuck is that
- supposed to mean?
- 3522
- 02:40:54,145 --> 02:40:55,812
- Jordan, this is how it's gonna go.
- 3523
- 02:40:55,896 --> 02:40:58,064
- I'm gonna take custody of the kids.
- 3524
- 02:40:58,149 --> 02:41:01,693
- If you agree to the divorce right now,
- I will allow visitation.
- 3525
- 02:41:01,819 --> 02:41:03,653
- - Okay? Don't try to fight it.
- - Oh, my God.
- 3526
- 02:41:03,738 --> 02:41:07,907
- It'll save us both a lot of money
- and I got a feeling you're gonna need it.
- 3527
- 02:41:09,452 --> 02:41:12,662
- You're not taking my kids, sweetheart.
- You hear me?
- 3528
- 02:41:12,747 --> 02:41:14,164
- I've already talked to the lawyer.
- 3529
- 02:41:14,248 --> 02:41:15,498
- He said even if you don't get convicted,
- 3530
- 02:41:15,583 --> 02:41:16,666
- I've got a good chance of getting them.
- 3531
- 02:41:16,751 --> 02:41:17,834
- I got news for you.
- 3532
- 02:41:17,918 --> 02:41:21,338
- You're not fucking taking my children,
- you vicious fucking cunt, you!
- 3533
- 02:41:21,881 --> 02:41:23,840
- Fuck you, you fucking bitch!
- 3534
- 02:41:23,924 --> 02:41:26,092
- You're not fucking taking
- my goddamn fucking kids!
- 3535
- 02:41:26,177 --> 02:41:27,552
- You hear me? Fuck you!
- 3536
- 02:41:27,762 --> 02:41:30,513
- You're not fucking
- taking my fucking kids!
- 3537
- 02:41:39,106 --> 02:41:40,899
- Fucking bitch!
- 3538
- 02:41:43,361 --> 02:41:44,736
- Fucking whore!
- 3539
- 02:41:49,116 --> 02:41:51,785
- Fucking bitch!
- Piece of shit fucking whore!
- 3540
- 02:42:00,961 --> 02:42:03,713
- Look at yourself, Jordan.
- 3541
- 02:42:03,798 --> 02:42:04,964
- You're sick!
- 3542
- 02:42:05,049 --> 02:42:06,216
- You're a sick man!
- 3543
- 02:42:06,300 --> 02:42:08,343
- Fuck you! I told you,
- you're not taking my fucking kids!
- 3544
- 02:42:08,427 --> 02:42:10,887
- You think I would let my kids near you?
- 3545
- 02:42:10,971 --> 02:42:12,138
- Look at yourself!
- 3546
- 02:42:12,223 --> 02:42:13,723
- You know what my lawyer said?
- 3547
- 02:42:13,808 --> 02:42:17,268
- My lawyer said that you're going
- to prison for 20 years, Jordan.
- 3548
- 02:42:17,353 --> 02:42:20,605
- Twenty fucking years!
- You're never gonna see the kids again!
- 3549
- 02:42:20,689 --> 02:42:21,898
- You don't think I'm not gonna see my...
- 3550
- 02:42:21,982 --> 02:42:23,733
- No, I'm not fucking
- letting you near my kids!
- 3551
- 02:42:23,818 --> 02:42:25,985
- You don't think I'm gonna see
- my fucking kids again, huh?
- 3552
- 02:42:26,070 --> 02:42:27,612
- Don't you fucking touch them!
- 3553
- 02:42:28,948 --> 02:42:30,740
- Don't you fucking touch me!
- 3554
- 02:42:32,451 --> 02:42:35,703
- Sweetheart? You're coming
- on a trip with Daddy, all right?
- 3555
- 02:42:35,788 --> 02:42:37,747
- You're coming on a trip with Daddy.
- 3556
- 02:42:40,501 --> 02:42:42,752
- Don't you fucking touch her, Jordan.
- 3557
- 02:42:42,837 --> 02:42:45,588
- I swear to God, I will fucking kill you!
- 3558
- 02:42:48,259 --> 02:42:49,509
- It's all right, baby.
- 3559
- 02:42:49,593 --> 02:42:52,303
- You and Daddy are gonna go
- on a little trip together, okay?
- 3560
- 02:42:52,388 --> 02:42:53,930
- - A little trip together.
- - Violet!
- 3561
- 02:42:54,014 --> 02:42:55,098
- Violet!
- 3562
- 02:42:55,182 --> 02:42:57,392
- - Get the key! Get the key!
- - I got it!
- 3563
- 02:42:57,476 --> 02:42:59,102
- Jordan, you open this fucking door
- 3564
- 02:42:59,186 --> 02:43:01,980
- - right now! Open the door!
- - Put your seat belt on.
- 3565
- 02:43:02,064 --> 02:43:03,398
- There you go. Get your legs in.
- 3566
- 02:43:03,482 --> 02:43:05,108
- I'm taking her with me!
- 3567
- 02:43:05,192 --> 02:43:07,819
- I told you I'm taking her with me,
- you fucking bitch!
- 3568
- 02:43:07,903 --> 02:43:10,613
- You're not gonna stop me!
- You're not gonna stop me!
- 3569
- 02:43:11,407 --> 02:43:13,491
- We're going on a little trip, honey.
- 3570
- 02:43:13,909 --> 02:43:15,410
- No! No!
- 3571
- 02:43:16,036 --> 02:43:17,412
- Get the hell out of here!
- 3572
- 02:43:17,496 --> 02:43:19,622
- Leave that baby alone!
- 3573
- 02:43:19,707 --> 02:43:21,875
- Violet! Garage door! Close it!
- 3574
- 02:43:21,959 --> 02:43:23,084
- Mommy!
- 3575
- 02:43:23,210 --> 02:43:25,378
- - Get out of here!
- - Open the fucking door!
- 3576
- 02:43:26,297 --> 02:43:27,422
- Mommy!
- 3577
- 02:43:30,468 --> 02:43:32,093
- No!
- 3578
- 02:43:39,393 --> 02:43:42,145
- Oh, Lord! Oh, my heavens...
- 3579
- 02:43:42,229 --> 02:43:43,521
- Get the baby!
- 3580
- 02:43:43,606 --> 02:43:45,732
- Naomi, get the baby!
- 3581
- 02:43:46,484 --> 02:43:48,151
- - Mommy.
- - Honey, it's okay.
- 3582
- 02:43:48,235 --> 02:43:49,486
- It's gonna be okay.
- 3583
- 02:43:49,570 --> 02:43:51,571
- Oh, Mr. Jordan has lost his mind.
- 3584
- 02:43:52,573 --> 02:43:54,365
- - Baby...
- - It's all right, honey.
- 3585
- 02:43:54,450 --> 02:43:56,034
- She all right?
- 3586
- 02:43:56,118 --> 02:43:57,410
- Is she all right?
- 3587
- 02:43:58,162 --> 02:43:59,746
- What's the matter with you?
- 3588
- 02:43:59,997 --> 02:44:01,331
- Is she all right?
- 3589
- 02:44:08,714 --> 02:44:10,089
- Paragraph one.
- 3590
- 02:44:10,174 --> 02:44:11,674
- The defendant shall plead guilty
- 3591
- 02:44:11,759 --> 02:44:15,178
- to all counts of the indictment
- currently pending against him
- 3592
- 02:44:15,262 --> 02:44:19,098
- in the United States District Court
- for the Eastern District of New York.
- 3593
- 02:44:19,600 --> 02:44:20,683
- Paragraph two.
- 3594
- 02:44:20,768 --> 02:44:21,893
- Talk normally.
- 3595
- 02:44:21,977 --> 02:44:25,188
- The defendant shall participate
- in undercover activities...
- 3596
- 02:44:25,272 --> 02:44:26,397
- Breathe normally.
- 3597
- 02:44:26,482 --> 02:44:30,026
- ...including wearing a recording device,
- also known as a wire...
- 3598
- 02:44:30,110 --> 02:44:32,278
- After five minutes,
- you'll forget you even have it on.
- 3599
- 02:44:32,363 --> 02:44:33,488
- ...in conjunction with the investigation...
- 3600
- 02:44:33,572 --> 02:44:35,114
- Fucking brutal.
- 3601
- 02:44:35,241 --> 02:44:36,491
- Quit your bitching.
- 3602
- 02:44:36,575 --> 02:44:38,409
- Paragraph four.
- The defendant must not commit,
- 3603
- 02:44:38,494 --> 02:44:40,662
- or attempt to commit,
- any further crimes.
- 3604
- 02:44:40,746 --> 02:44:44,207
- Please. Let me just sign
- the fucking thing already.
- 3605
- 02:44:44,291 --> 02:44:45,667
- Thank you.
- 3606
- 02:44:48,629 --> 02:44:49,796
- Just here?
- 3607
- 02:44:49,880 --> 02:44:51,422
- That'd be good.
- 3608
- 02:44:53,133 --> 02:44:54,259
- Thank you.
- 3609
- 02:44:54,343 --> 02:44:55,969
- It wasn't even a choice.
- 3610
- 02:44:57,012 --> 02:45:00,014
- For the next six hours,
- I came up with a list.
- 3611
- 02:45:00,307 --> 02:45:03,226
- Friends, enemies, business associates.
- 3612
- 02:45:03,310 --> 02:45:07,397
- Anybody who'd ever known me
- or taken so much as a stock tip.
- 3613
- 02:45:12,945 --> 02:45:15,238
- Wolfie! Wolfie! Wolfie!
- 3614
- 02:45:17,032 --> 02:45:19,826
- The first name on the list was Donnie.
- 3615
- 02:45:22,204 --> 02:45:25,331
- Jordan, do you know how good it is
- to have you back in this office?
- 3616
- 02:45:25,708 --> 02:45:27,750
- It's not the same when you're gone.
- 3617
- 02:45:27,835 --> 02:45:29,586
- It's sad, you understand? It's like...
- 3618
- 02:45:29,670 --> 02:45:31,087
- That fucking Steve Madden, huh?
- 3619
- 02:45:31,171 --> 02:45:32,338
- I can't...
- 3620
- 02:45:32,423 --> 02:45:34,257
- Swear to God, I can't even think about it.
- 3621
- 02:45:34,341 --> 02:45:36,217
- Every time I think about him,
- my blood boils.
- 3622
- 02:45:36,302 --> 02:45:37,969
- I can't even say his name.
- 3623
- 02:45:38,053 --> 02:45:39,596
- - I know.
- - It's, like, disgusting.
- 3624
- 02:45:39,680 --> 02:45:42,056
- I grew up with this guy
- and he betrays me like that.
- 3625
- 02:45:43,350 --> 02:45:46,269
- He ever get back to you about that...
- 3626
- 02:45:47,021 --> 02:45:48,771
- About that account?
- 3627
- 02:45:54,612 --> 02:45:55,653
- You remember.
- 3628
- 02:45:55,738 --> 02:45:57,739
- It was like four or five mil,
- something like that, right?
- 3629
- 02:45:57,823 --> 02:46:00,950
- He was supposed
- to kick back four or five mil, was it?
- 3630
- 02:46:05,372 --> 02:46:06,831
- Actually, I was...
- 3631
- 02:46:06,915 --> 02:46:08,291
- I was fucked up, Jordan,
- 3632
- 02:46:08,375 --> 02:46:09,876
- - so I don't really remember.
- - Yeah.
- 3633
- 02:46:09,960 --> 02:46:11,961
- Yeah, right. Stupid.
- 3634
- 02:46:12,630 --> 02:46:16,633
- Well, if he calls you,
- you make sure and contact me, okay?
- 3635
- 02:46:18,469 --> 02:46:20,136
- - Yeah. Of course.
- - Yeah.
- 3636
- 02:46:20,220 --> 02:46:22,305
- Of course, yeah. No, of course.
- 3637
- 02:46:25,726 --> 02:46:28,227
- You gonna eat
- that last piece of yellowtail, bud?
- 3638
- 02:46:29,271 --> 02:46:31,022
- No, it's all yours.
- 3639
- 02:46:31,857 --> 02:46:33,191
- Can I get this?
- 3640
- 02:46:35,694 --> 02:46:37,403
- So, what else is...
- 3641
- 02:46:40,157 --> 02:46:42,158
- Well, how's Naomi and everything?
- 3642
- 02:46:42,242 --> 02:46:43,660
- You know how it is.
- 3643
- 02:46:43,744 --> 02:46:45,828
- She hates my fucking guts.
- 3644
- 02:46:47,581 --> 02:46:49,248
- How's Hildy? Good?
- 3645
- 02:46:50,084 --> 02:46:53,670
- She's still alive,
- so my life is fucked, you know?
- 3646
- 02:46:53,754 --> 02:46:54,921
- Yeah.
- 3647
- 02:47:01,762 --> 02:47:03,262
- Mr. Jordan.
- 3648
- 02:47:04,932 --> 02:47:07,100
- Mr. Jordan, you got a visitor.
- 3649
- 02:47:07,476 --> 02:47:08,518
- What?
- 3650
- 02:47:08,977 --> 02:47:10,770
- You've got a visitor.
- 3651
- 02:47:26,286 --> 02:47:28,287
- I need you to get dressed.
- 3652
- 02:47:28,372 --> 02:47:30,581
- Why? What the fuck's going on?
- 3653
- 02:47:35,629 --> 02:47:37,422
- You're going to jail.
- 3654
- 02:47:49,351 --> 02:47:50,560
- All right.
- 3655
- 02:47:50,644 --> 02:47:52,228
- I'll get some clothes on.
- 3656
- 02:47:52,312 --> 02:47:54,647
- We'll give you a hand with that.
- 3657
- 02:48:03,240 --> 02:48:04,323
- Okay.
- 3658
- 02:48:16,545 --> 02:48:17,795
- FBI!
- 3659
- 02:48:18,213 --> 02:48:21,799
- Everybody sit down. Put your hands
- where they can be seen, and shut up!
- 3660
- 02:48:21,884 --> 02:48:23,593
- Don't you fucking touch me.
- 3661
- 02:48:23,677 --> 02:48:25,803
- Get your fucking hands off me!
- 3662
- 02:48:25,888 --> 02:48:27,638
- Don't get out of your seats!
- 3663
- 02:48:40,861 --> 02:48:42,487
- It's fucking Chanel!
- 3664
- 02:48:55,125 --> 02:48:57,210
- I gave up everyone.
- 3665
- 02:48:57,377 --> 02:48:58,878
- And in return,
- 3666
- 02:48:58,962 --> 02:49:03,341
- I got three years in some hellhole
- in Nevada I'd never even heard of.
- 3667
- 02:49:05,219 --> 02:49:07,595
- Like my pops, Mad Max, had said,
- 3668
- 02:49:08,388 --> 02:49:10,973
- "The chickens had come home to roost."
- 3669
- 02:49:12,392 --> 02:49:14,602
- Whatever the fuck that means.
- 3670
- 02:49:18,190 --> 02:49:19,482
- I hope Your Honor would agree
- 3671
- 02:49:19,566 --> 02:49:21,567
- that Mr. Belfort
- has distinguished himself
- 3672
- 02:49:21,652 --> 02:49:23,736
- in terms of his cooperation.
- 3673
- 02:49:23,821 --> 02:49:25,863
- Mr. Belfort has helped
- the government win convictions
- 3674
- 02:49:25,948 --> 02:49:28,491
- of over two dozen serious offenders
- 3675
- 02:49:29,743 --> 02:49:31,661
- and helped them
- recover millions of dollars
- 3676
- 02:49:31,745 --> 02:49:35,164
- to be made available
- for restitution to their victims.
- 3677
- 02:49:37,417 --> 02:49:41,087
- The sentence of the court shall be
- 36 months in federal prison.
- 3678
- 02:49:42,923 --> 02:49:45,049
- Please remand the defendant.
- 3679
- 02:49:47,261 --> 02:49:48,970
- I'm sorry.
- 3680
- 02:49:51,890 --> 02:49:52,932
- That's okay.
- 3681
- 02:50:41,315 --> 02:50:43,733
- I'm not ashamed to admit it.
- 3682
- 02:50:43,817 --> 02:50:45,651
- When we arrived at the prison,
- 3683
- 02:50:45,736 --> 02:50:47,904
- I was absolutely terrified.
- 3684
- 02:50:48,697 --> 02:50:50,072
- Belfort, on your feet.
- 3685
- 02:50:50,157 --> 02:50:52,450
- But I needn't have been.
- 3686
- 02:50:52,659 --> 02:50:55,286
- You see, for a brief fleeting moment,
- 3687
- 02:50:55,996 --> 02:50:58,039
- I'd forgotten I was rich.
- 3688
- 02:50:59,041 --> 02:51:02,501
- And I lived in a place
- where everything was for sale.
- 3689
- 02:51:05,005 --> 02:51:07,715
- Wouldn't you like to learn how to sell it?
- 3690
- 02:51:07,799 --> 02:51:10,676
- So listen. I've met some
- bad motherfuckers in my life.
- 3691
- 02:51:10,761 --> 02:51:14,221
- I'm talking about rock stars,
- professional athletes, gangsters.
- 3692
- 02:51:14,306 --> 02:51:16,098
- I'm telling you,
- some real bad motherfuckers.
- 3693
- 02:51:16,183 --> 02:51:18,476
- But this guy, my good friend,
- 3694
- 02:51:18,560 --> 02:51:21,312
- Mr. Jordan Belfort, is the single
- 3695
- 02:51:21,396 --> 02:51:24,190
- baddest motherfucker I have ever met.
- 3696
- 02:51:24,733 --> 02:51:26,442
- So I want you right now
- 3697
- 02:51:26,526 --> 02:51:29,654
- to give a warm Auckland,
- New Zealand welcome
- 3698
- 02:51:29,738 --> 02:51:34,116
- for my good friend
- and the world's greatest sales trainer,
- 3699
- 02:51:34,201 --> 02:51:36,452
- Mr. Jordan Belfort!
- 3700
- 02:51:47,422 --> 02:51:48,714
- Thank you.
- 3701
- 02:52:11,697 --> 02:52:13,406
- Sell me this pen.
- 3702
- 02:52:17,995 --> 02:52:20,037
- It's...
- 3703
- 02:52:20,330 --> 02:52:22,081
- It's an amazing pen.
- 3704
- 02:52:22,416 --> 02:52:24,583
- For professionals, it's a...
- 3705
- 02:52:27,713 --> 02:52:29,422
- Sell me this pen.
- 3706
- 02:52:30,424 --> 02:52:31,632
- Well, it's a nice pen.
- 3707
- 02:52:31,717 --> 02:52:33,009
- You can use the pen
- 3708
- 02:52:33,093 --> 02:52:36,303
- to write down thoughts
- from your life so you can...
- 3709
- 02:52:38,098 --> 02:52:41,434
- Sell me this pen.
- 3710
- 02:52:43,437 --> 02:52:44,645
- Well...
- 3711
- 02:52:45,022 --> 02:52:48,607
- This pen works
- and I personally love this pen...
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