roommates - how strong

from /roommates/ - "Sweeter Than Honey" Edition
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How strong is bonbon?
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Very impressive stamina and athleticism, not really all that strong in the traditional sense. I'd say her strength is slightly above average due to being fit. She could probably beat the shit outta Beanie in a fight, I mean the girl is kinda an out of shape shut-in neet. If it weren't for April BonBon would be the strongest bun simply cause...

Bonworth: is a no leg cripple

Bonnibell: is frail and tiny, being both mentally and physically weak

Beanie: is not very fit or athletic due to a sedentary lifestyle

Carrol: is a middle aged woman

Bonson: is a little kid

I am thinking to deep with this Bun strength analysis but it's fun. Mayhaps I will do one for the other 3 species groups if you guys are interested
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I am interested
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Which group should I do next anon? Hens, Foxes, or Bears?
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Hens
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For the Hens Chiclet is the obvious winner in a strength contest, she could beat the other hens easy but I'll still go over the Hens prowess and rank them.

1. Chiclet: The most fit of the hens and also the tallest by a long shot, like good lord woman did you inherit your height from your T-Rex ancestors? She works out regularly and is the most well built hen. I am sure all she needs to do to beat the others is one strong kick.

2. Cheeky: Even though there is a huge gap between her and Chiclet she is number 2 simply cause the other 2 hens are pushovers. Cheeky may be borderline obese and have a nasty injury near the stomach but she isn't weak. She has shown to have some good strength when she needs it and seems like the kinda girl who have been in a street fight or 4. But she is still very inactive and unfit, she would stand no chance in a scuffle with Chiclet.

3. Chichi: Chichi is short and relatively skinny hen with no real girth in either adipose or muscle. While she may be more fit and well off than Cheeky I dont think she would beat her given her more passive and anti-confrontational personality but even more because Cheeky is probably twice her bodyweight and can throw it around and Chiclet towers over her could probably punt her easy peasy.

4. Goose: Goose is blind

?. Helen: I dont really know were to put Helen given how little we know about her but given her stature I would put her between Cheeky and Chichi.
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>>58782521
Bonworth's lack of legs is irrelevant, he's still got enough arm strength to accidentally hurt people just from a pat on the back and enough metal in them to do some serious damage if he tried to attack someone.
>>58785025
Cheeky is strong fat. She was literally swinging around a baseball bat sized wrench, f-king up the murder bots, forcing them to run away. Only way chiclet is winning is running away and trying to tire her out, but even that probably won't work since Bonbon tried that and failed early in the story.
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I honestly forgot Bonworth had metal in his arms, but one good legs sweep would probably incapacitate him.

Using a blunt weapon isn't that impressive either, I just really cant see Cheeky beating Chiclet in a cockfight (not the sexual kind, if that were the case then the fat bitch would reign supreme)
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Bears?
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For the Bears it was a close tie between Faz and Frederick but ultimately Frederick wins due to Faz being so gravely injured

1. Frederick: Tall as fuck with huge fists. Demonstrates his raw strength and combat prowess by beating Jeremey to death, Jeremey the towering metal murderbot. I actually think he is not only the strongest bear but the strongest Roommates character.

Faz: Faz is also shown to be strong as fuck and is huge (common trait for most bears) but the fact he is so severely injured and is one bad movement away from opening alot of wounds puts im slightly under Frederick. If this was pre-pinch Faz he would be number 1 but alas poor Faz got brutalized the worst from the fast food industry.

3. Fred: Fred is smaller and not as strong as Faz or Frederick, but compared to everyone else he is still big and stronk. He falls under Faz even though he is WAY healthier than him cause I simply think Faz is to strong for Fred to handle, the only real equal for the guy is Frederick both in terms of height and power.

4. Goldie: We know little about Goldie but its safe to assume he is very similar to his brother, I am putting him under Fred due to the fact he seems like a much more gentle soul and has less fighting experience. Fred was known to be a troublemaker and partygoer during his youth, he probably got into 1 or 2 drunken brawls. Goldie on the other hand seems like a docile fellow.

5. Nisha: I am putting Nisha this slow cause I dont really think she has any actual fighting experience and simply cause she is a woman, more specifically the dainty rich girl kind. Technically she could beat Frederick because of Frederick's code of honor when it comes to woman (he would never punch a girl) but this entire things measures who is stronger than who in a brawl, regardless of codes of honor.

(will be continued in a second part)
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6. Fran: Mostly the same reasons as Nisha but even lower cause she seems older and fatter. Probably could be pumped up higher if put into mom mode if Bonson was in danger.

7. Peanut: Poor Peanut, the smallest, youngest and weakest bear. Like this guy would get btfo in most fights with his only advantage being a Bear. You know it's bad when you are almost Mike tier as a Bear.
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Now do foxes
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Aight
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I find it ironic but when you think about it the Fox character that barley even appears is the strongest. Foxton is the strongest fox after mulling over it.

1. Foxton: We know little about him but the reason he is at the top is cause he is an average young man that isn't crippled or malnourished. He has many advantages over Rackham such as. Having 2 eyes, having 2 arms, not being malnourished. Foxton could probably bully Rack pretty easily

2. Rackham: Rackham is number 2 by virtue of his competition being a scrawny mentally deranged guy and two women. While he is pretty malnourished he isn't severely weak and has roughly average strength.

3. Mango: Mango is up higher than you might expect despite being a fat woman that seems to be in her late 30s because I think she could subdue Haddock easily (Hadd is kinda just an oversized rowdy child if you think about it and im sure Mango has experience with that). Her girth is also a bit of an advantage when facing Haddock and Foxglove, I am pretty sure she could crush Foxglove by being trice her weight.

4. Haddock: Had is number 4 despite being such a broken and scrawny fella simply cause he as a pointed hook attached to him that could do some damage if not careful. Rack, Foxton, and Mango could probably handle subduing him but I doubt Foxglove would due to them both being a similar build and the fact that Haddock is a man and has a pointed hook attached to him.

5. Foxglove: I mean it's not surprising, she is not a fighter at all like Bonnibell and is a scrawny broken woman. She could probably kill someone in their sleep the best but in a traditional brawl she would get destroyed.
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Now do Mike and the robots
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Should I do one for Mike or do a more proper analysis of the Bun power levels cause the first Bun analysis was pretty half assed
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Do the robots but instead of Mike it's safety.

Also had the feeling Safety was "stronger" than JH in some way.
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Aight, I also agree with the idea that Safety was Jeremey's counter
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Ok so the humanatronics, this one is probably the most odd cause they are robots and stuff. We have the least info about them but I am going to make a not so wild guess and say Safety Schmidt is stronger than Jeremey Human. Jeremey literally had Fritzine build a dimensional transport device to isekai Schmidt because he viewed him as a big threat.

1. Safety Schmidt: Him and Jeremey seem to be relative equals in terms of strength but it is implied Schmidt was the one that had way more control and authority than Jermey as he is the Security Bot. It is safe to say he was Jeremey's perfect counter that prevented him to do anything to further his goal. If Jeremey could just decommission him then there would be no need for such a ridiculously elaborate plot to get rid of him like a dimension transport device. This implied Jeremey was afraid of confronting Schmidt because he knows he would loose.

2. Jeremey Human: This fucker is pretty powerful and was only stopped by the Chad Gentleman known as Frederick. He has alot of ways to cut and crush people with his robot body and is a tall fucker. While Fritzine is bulkier than him I think Jeremey could outmaneuver her and decommission her easily if he wanted to, but to give Fritzine credit one good hug might be enough to break Jeremey, to problem is getting to that point

3?. Fritzine: She's quite a big bulky (fat) bot that also seems quite durable, her problem is that she seems pretty cumbersome and not all that agile at all, and without her tools her only weapon is brute robot strength. I really dont know if she is stronger than Darky or not as they are kinda polar opposites.

3?. Darky: He's fast, agile, and has a hook, but he also is the most "fragile" bot by the looks of it. I dont think he could go toe to toe with Jeremey or Schmidt but probably stands a chance against Fritzine cause he could outmaneuver her like Jeremey, but with less durably than Jeremy himself. If Fritzine gets him in her grasp its over
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Now I gotta ask, do you guys think Darky is above Fritzine or vice versa cause I kinda dunno which is above who
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Fritz is a worker. Darky is just the most normal dude in the whole world.