You are Ja'am, a noble living in the kingdom of Larion. You have a pouch of gold and a small dagger. You are awakened by one of your servants who tells you that your keep is under attack. You look out the window and see a horde of orcs marching towards your door.

"Run!" you shout to your servant. "I will fight them off".

The orc horde charges forward at you

> You activate traps.


You activate all of your traps and throw up a shield wall. The orcs do not stop their charge and soon they overrun the walls and enter your keep. They slaughter everyone inside

> You kill orcs.


You slay the orcs with ease. Soon the rest of the horde arrives and you face them as well

> You kill more orcs.


You continue to fight until all the orcs are dead

> You remove corpses.


You pick up the bodies and put them into a bag. You then proceed to take the bag back to the inn where you will sell it for profit

> You go to the queen.


You return to the queen who is very pleased by what you did. She tells you that she wants to see you again right away.

> You cuck the king.


The queen agrees to meet you at her castle immediately. You tell her that you will be there in an hour. You enter the throne room and find yourself facing the queen.

> You seduce the queen.


You begin to kiss her on the lips and caress her body. She responds by kissing you back. After a few minutes of this, you feel her tighten around you and start thrusting her hips into yours

> You assassinate the king.


You pull out and shoot a bolt through the queen's head. You then turn and run out of the palace. You quickly make your way to the nearest town where you hide out from the war.

> You buy a bar.


You spend some time drinking and getting drunk before finally making enough money to buy a tavern. You set about running it properly. Eventually you manage to get it going pretty well. You even hire a couple of guards to help you.

> You create pact with great old ones.


You decide to make a pact with the Great Old Ones. You convince the townsfolk that you need protection from the orcs and the local priestess agrees to help you. It works and eventually you have a large amount of followers.

> You awaken Cthulhu.


You wake Cthulhu and he helps you. He also gives you a lot of advice on how to rule the world. You become quite popular and many people want to join you. Unfortunately, you don't really know how to rule so you end up losing control over the city once or twice

> You have a beer with Cthulhu.


You drink a beer with Cthulhu and he tells you that you should go to the mountains and live there alone. You agree and after a week Cthulhu dies of natural causes. You mourn him for a while but eventually you move on

> You kidnap God.


You decide to kidnap God and bring him to the mountain. You promise to give him immortality if he brings you back his son. You kidnap God and bring him to the mountain. You explain to him that you will give him eternal life if he can bring you back his son

> You remove God's feet.


God refuses to come back and you kill him anyway. You then remove his feet. You then bury him in the mountainside

> You become God.


You become God and rule the world forever

> You delete League of Legends.


You delete League of Legends and never look back

> You do a fortnite dance.


You dance for hours and hours. Finally you fall asleep and dream that you are in the middle of a battlefield. There are several different types of enemies and you are fighting them. You notice that you are surrounded by the enemy and you cannot win. Suddenly a voice calls to you

> You listen to voice.


It is the voice of your father calling you. He says that you must save the world and that you must follow his example. You nod and obey his commands. You embark on a journey to save the world.

> You wake up.


You wake up and realize that you have changed. You are now a man called John Smith. You are now a hero and the world is saved

> You summon Satan.


You summon Satan and he comes to help you. You defeat the demons and you become friends with Satan. You both travel the world together. One day you are attacked by a demon. Satan attempts to defend you but fails. You stab Satan in the back and kill him

> You resurrect Cthulhu.


You revive Cthulhu and he joins you in your quest to save the world. You destroy demons and undead alike. You reach the gates of **** and find that it has been destroyed. All of the other realms have been destroyed as well. You discover that the only thing left is a black void

> You eat black void.


You eat the black void and become immortal. You continue to conquer the world. Eventually you find the last realm and destroy it. The world is free from evil forevermore

> You retire.


You retire and enjoy your new found power. You are happy.

> You turn into an egg.


You transform into an egg and fly off into the sky. You are happy

> You turn into a supernova.


You transform into a supernova and explode. You are happy

> You become unhappy.


You become unhappy and die. You are happy

> You create a singularity.


You create a singularity and blow yourself up. You are happy