Grand Game: UnChosen Options (Part 4 Edition)

In Part 4 of the Grand Game of Give and Take there were 3 options the readers had to vote on. While one was chosen I also had written the other two, but never made them available to read.
Here are the other two options
(A) The Clubhouse - Non-Canon
(B) The Library Basement- Canon
(C) The Bowling Alley - Non-Canon

Option A ((Non-Canon))
>You’re currently reading through the Big Book of Turn Offs
>Let’s see
>Some ponies hate snakes ….
>Flip the page, that won’t do
>She likes all animals
>You could exploit that, but hurting a rabbit is not something you’re willing to do again
>Oh there’s a section on spit!
>No, you just tried that…..
>Flip through a few pages
>What about…
>Bad smell and filth?
>…Nah, that’s gross
>Maybe some time later
>”Uh Mr.Anon?”
>Look up from your book
>Applebloom looks at you curiously
>Her friends, Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo are with her
Yes?
>”Why are you in our clubhouse?”
>You were hoping they wouldn’t use it on certain days
>Wasn’t it a school day?
>Oh well, it was dumb to think the schedule would be so consistent
It’s just Anon, little filly.
>Applebloom pouts
>”I’m not a ‘little’ filly.”
Sure, sure. As for why I’m here, well, I have a problem I need to fix.
>They all sit down, curious and anxious to hear about it
>Looks like they’re expecting an explination
>How do you explain Fluttershy’s behavior to kids?
Fluttershy likes me
>Sweetie Belle looks confused
>”But if she likes you isn’t that a good thing?”
She “like likes” me….a lot
>Applebloom and Sweetie Belle d’aaaaw
And she keeps trying to get me to like her back
>”That’s so romantic!”
>Sweetie Belle squeaks
>Applebloom nods
>”Fluttershy is really cool and nice. I think ya two would go great together.”
>Scootaloo sticks out her tongue
>”Eeew, that is so mushy gushy…”
>Mah filly
Yeah, what she said. I don’t want to be with Fluttershy
>”But she’s so nice!”
>Sweetie Belle reasons
>”She’s always willin’ to help.”
>”Sometimes Fluttershy can be a bit lame.  But she has The Stare and can be really cool.”
>Scootaloo admits
>They seem to admire her
Look, she can be nice….but I just don’t want to be with her
>Shrug
Besides you can’t force two people-
>”You mean two ponies right?”
>”Sssh!”
To be together…
>Applebloom rubs her chin
>”Yeah… I remember when we tried to help out Ms.Cheerilee.”
>Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo nod in agreement
>Scootaloo gasps in excitement
>”Hey! We tried matchmaking and didn’t get our cutie marks. What if we help Anon and try the opposite?”
>Sweetie Belle frowns
>”Cutie Mark Crusaders Splitter-Uppers?”
How about Human Helpers?
>You chuckle
>Applebloom shrugs her withers
>”That works.”
>Then at the top of their little lungs…
>”CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS HUMAN HELPERS!”
>You wince and cover your ears
>You just hope they’ll actually be helpful
>And that they’ll let you stay in the clubhouse
End of Part 4

Option C ((Non-Canon))
>You hear some loud cheering
>Ugh
>Why did you come here?
>It’s loud
>Public
>And cost you bits for admission
>Sure you didn’t have to rent any stupid bowling shoes
>But still
>You can’t read
>It’s not private here, and noisy
>Fluttershy could have easily followed you here
>It’s in a very well-known part of town
>Oh well, she’s probably not cool enough to come here
>The noise probably scares her off
>You open up The Big Book of Fetishes
>Only to hear more pins being knocked over
>Screw it
>Sigh
>May as well give bowling a try
>You pick up a bowling ball
>You insert your fingers into the finger holes
>Wait…
>Why would bowling balls in Equestria have them?
>What would ponies need them for?
>Maybe you shouldn’t question these things out loud
>Not when you don’t have the power to answer those questions, anyway
>Part of you also is beginning to suspect that things work in this world because everyone believes it does or will work that way
>This magical, happy, fairy world…
>You grumble, and toss your ball
>You knock out all the pins
>Sweet
>”You’re quite good Anon.”
>Big Mac walks up to you
Thanks, but this isn’t really my sport. Good to see you Big Mac. We don’t really hang out or talk much.
>He seems alright
>Doesn’t really talk too much unless he feels he needs to
>”You too Anon.”
>He blushes
>”Although I saw you yesterday.”
>You raise an eyebrow at him
>What?
>Big Mac notices your discomfort
>”Uh, sorry I just thought you made a cute mare.”
>You remember he was there at the “human-ness contest”
>Were you really that attractive to male ponies when cross-dressing?
>You’re blushing now too
>”Never mind.”
>You nod
>Let’s forget about that
>Big Mac clears his throat
>”I don’t ever see ya around here.”
>”Why don’t you come more often?”
To be honest, I’m only here so I can cook up a plan to get rid of Fluttershy, in peace
>It’s not really working out though
>Big Mac looks surprised
>”Why?”
What do you mean why?
>He whispers
>”I thought yall were a good match for each other.”
>Sigh
>Everyone thinks so
>You bet Princess Celestia herself would say the same thing
>Argh!
I don’t like her. She is annoying I just want her to leave me alone.
>”Oh…..”
Also, Applejack always inspires her to be more forceful and upfront
>Big Mac chuckles
>”Heheheh eeyup, that’s Applejack alright.”
>Big Mac seems a bit reserved over the mention of romance
>Maybe he’d be a good match for Fluttershy
>It helps that they’re both ponies
Would you like to go out with Fluttershy?
>”Me? W-with Fluttershy? I already have a mare that I like, and Fluttershy is pretty bu-“
Okay, okay I get it
>You pick up your book
Well Big Mac, I’ve got reading to do
>He inspects the title
>”She must really be a problem to ya.”
Eeyup
>”Maybe I can help you, it ‘aint right to be so worked up over this.”
That’d be great
>He raises his hoof
>You punch it
>The both of you grin
Come on, we’ve got work to do and cider to drink
>Big Mac nods

End of Part 4