18 Questions, Ganked from Adrien Edelman Chock
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01 Name something you use in the shower? Your mom.
02 Name something a football player wears under his uniform? His grandma's lucky thong.
03 Name something people hate to find on their windshield? A menstrual clot.
04 What is something a man might buy before a date? Handcuffs.
05 What is another word for blemish? Your face.
06 Something you cook in the microwave? A baby.
07 Name a piece of furniture people need help moving? A microwave full of dead babies.
08 Name a reason a younger man might like an older woman? He likes to pretend he's having sex with his mother.
09 Name something a dog does that embarrasses its owner? Wears assless chaps.
10 Name a kind of test you cannot study for? Rape.
11 Name something a boy scout gets a badge for? Stealing the most badges.
12 Name a phrase with the word home in it? Home is where the heart is -- and by "home" I mean "the Internet" -- and by "heart" I mean "free porn."
13 Name a sport where players lose teeth? Olympic suicide bombing.
14 Name something a teacher can do to ruin a student's day? Throw him down and stomp on his crotch, after stabbing him in the eye with a fork.
15 What is a way you can tell someone has been crying? She shows up late for work and says: "Sorry I'm late. I've been crying."
16 Name a bird you wouldn't want to eat? What's with all the question marks? Most of these "questions" aren't really questions at all, so they should either be rephrased to form a question or simply followed by a colon rather than a question mark. Seriously, what the fuck?
17 Name something a person wears even if it has a hole in it? A penis.
18 Name something that gets smaller the more you use it? An icicle, when used as a prostate massager.