(PiE) Leo pone

>The zoo had a lot of people today since there was a female lion brought in for the king of the zoo
>You and your friend were heading straight to see if the lions were mating...because of reasons.
>"So I heard they caught this one in a village"
"Really? Did anyone get killed?"
>"Nah it was actually friendly, no one was hurt but it did eat some flowers at a flower shop"
"Haha thats weird"
>There was a crowd in front of you, people were taking pictures and talking about the new female lion
>You and your friend managed to squeeze through
>What you saw shocked you
>Right next to the male lion was a blue pony in a lion costume
"Dude what the fuck?"
>Some people looked at you ticked off and covered their kids ears
>Your friend looks over to you and asks "What?"
"Dude its a pony in a costume! Who the hell are they trying to fool? This is a disaster waiting to happen"
>Your friend looks at you as if you have gone insane
>"Anon what the hell are you talking about? It looks like a regular female lion"
>You look back at the blue pony to see her getting up and stretching
"Dude! I am telling you it is a blue pony in a costume"
>"Anon are you okay man?"
>You point right at the blue pony
"You can't be serious...you see it, right?"
>"Anon I think you need to lay down"
>You look back at the blue pony, it saw you pointing at it and waved at you
"You see it wavin' at me right?"
>"Yeah dude and its adorable. I wish a lion would wave at me"
"Forget about that but don't you see its blue?"
>He grabs your left shoulder "Anon man...get a hold of your self. You're starting to freak me out"
>You keep your mouth closed and look at the blue pony nuzzling the male lion
"Lets go home...I need to lay down"
>"Okay man"
>You both leave the zoo but you swear for the rest of your life it was a blue pony in a lion costume