SHATNERNOMICS 101 aka how to kill gwyd 101(DonMarkVerbClara)

<Gwyd>: For now, it is another day at the bellingur academy, you are having lunch todays special is fried turkey leg burgers on a stick, then refried tijuana style. You all know that you have, as s-men, shatnernomics 101 next but you arent sure what that really entails.
<Gwyd>: So lunch, until i figure this shit out
Wrong_Way looks at his fried turkey leg burgers on a stick that was refried tijuana style.
Reverb decides to pass on the special.
Dibbles and his otter are sitting side by side, loudly and sloppily scarfing down double-fried turkey.
<Wrong_Way>: "Jeez Donnie, is there anything you won't eat?"
<Gwyd>: Its an american special]
Dibbles wipes his entire face with a napkin before looking up at wrong_way
<Dibbles>: "C'mon, it's really good!"
Reverb drinks some non-specific brand of soda.
<Wrong_Way>: "Don't worry, I'm gonna eat it. I'm just curious since my sister at home is super picky."
<Reverb>: "...you have a sister?"
<Wrong_Way>: "Hm? Oh yeah, little sister. Her name's Jane."
<Wrong_Way>: "Her birthday was a while ago, she's like...8?"
<Wrong_Way>: "One of those numbers."
<Reverb>: "Huh, around your age, Donnie..."
<Reverb>: "So, I'm guessing she doesn't have powers?"
<Donnie>: "Yeah..." Donnie says rather dismissively
Donnie goes back to focusing on eating
<Wrong_Way>: "Nah, or else she'd be here bugging me."
<Gwyd>: THE BELL RINGS IT IS TIME TO MOVE TO ROOM 777777777777777777777777.2
<Gwyd>: shatnernomics 101 with professor whiskers
Wrong_Way realizes he hasn't had a bite of his special
<Reverb>: "Shatnernomics...?"
<Wrong_Way>: "Yeah, next class right?"
<Donnie>: "Was lunch shorter today than normal, or is it just me?"
<Wrong_Way>: "Must be daylight's savings time."
Donnie ses a few more napkins to make sure he and Umbra are clean of turkey grease and throws away his remaining special
<Reverb>: "Ah well, let's get going, I suppose."
Wrong_Way takes his special with him as he leaves the cafeteria with the rest of them.
<Donnie>: "I wonder what a Shatner is."
<Reverb>: "It sounds like something you put in a car."
<Wrong_Way>: "...Did you guys never watch Star Trek?"
<Donnie>: "No, but sometimes when people on the internet argue about it I pretend I did."
Donnie :3c
<Wrong_Way>: "Why are you on the internet, Donnie?"
<Reverb>: "Better not to ask."
<Donnie>: "There's games and stuff..."
<Reverb>: "I'm sure his mother has some rules set to avoid trouble."
<Wrong_Way>: "She better. Anyways, Willian Shatner is an actor who was on Star Trek."
*** Gwyd is now known as Professor_whiskers
<Wrong_Way>: "I have no idea how this involves a class, but we'll see when we get there."
<Donnie>: "Yeah, she has parental controls on and stuff so I can only go on for a little while everyday."
<Wrong_Way>: "That sounds safer."
Wrong_Way tries finishing his turkey stick burger thing.
<Reverb>: "Guess so."
<Professor_whiskers>: They make it to the classroom, it is a large empty room with outlines sparring matts on the floor. On one side of the room is a set of wooden featureless mannequins like marionettes.
<Donnie>: "Is this what Star Trek looks like?"
<Professor_whiskers>: There is also a podium with this cat at it http://brojsimpson.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/kitten-bow-tie.jpg
<Wrong_Way>: "Nah, there needs to be a few more people in red shirts in here."
<Reverb>: "...this is an odd class."

<Professor_whiskers>: Mark is incidentally wearing a red shirt today.
<Professor_whiskers>: :3c
<Professor_whiskers>: ]
<Wrong_Way>: [oh you]

<Donnie>: "Where do we sit?"
<Professor_whiskers>: "Meow meow meow"
<Professor_whiskers>: "Meow"
<Professor_whiskers>: You hear meows, but in your head you feel like he wants you to sit on the matts indian style
Wrong_Way shrigs as he goes to sit in front of the podium on the floor.
<Reverb>: "...this is just getting surreal..."
<Donnie>: "...Y'know, I can talk to c-"
<Donnie>: -For the last time, Donnie, we cannot talk to any random animal.-
<Donnie>: "It's just because we haven't tried hard enough!"
<Donnie>: -...-
Donnie goes to take a seat
Reverb sits down on the floor.
<Professor_whiskers>: Meow meoooow meow mow moeow meeeow roaagh
<Professor_whiskers>: Translation:"In this class you will be tested on your sparring abilities against metas, this includes your team mates or random other heroes we have information on. We can also allow you to choose a hero youd wish to sparr agaisnt"
<Donnie>: "...I think I ju-"
<Reverb>: "Wait, what?"
<Donnie>: -Shut up.-
<Donnie>: "No, I told you we could!"
Donnie is grinning ear to ear and keeps jabbing umbra with his elbow
<Professor_whiskers>: Meow mow meow meow; Translation "Heroes that arent here will have their fighting styles and powers masked over one of the mannequins in the back. the features and powers will just be an illusion, but that doesn't mean the scarrs and damage will not be real"
<Donnie>: "I know you know he knows you know I know you know."
<Professor_whiskers>: Meow meow mow; "Be on guard. Now, are their any requests or will I assign your partners"
<Donnie>: "Meow meow meow!"
<Donnie>: -You can't, ugh. No, Donnie, Just talk normally.-
<Donnie>: "But"
<Donnie>: -Donnie.-
<Donnie>: "I wanna be with Frankie!"
Wrong_Way tries to think of anyone he'd like to try fighting against.
Professor_whiskers cocks his head sideways. Donnie just said some shit about this cats mother
<Professor_whiskers>: Meow: "Dont take that language again, or you will be in detention with garnier. Now, If miss Ekoushi doesnt mind you may be her partner"Donnie scratches his head, internally wondering what the cat is talking about.
<Professor_whiskers>: You hear the cat saying meow, but in your head you know what hes saying]

<Reverb>: "Well, I mean... you sure you want to partner up with me, Donnie?"

<Donnie>: "...Should I not?"
<Professor_whiskers>: "Mow meow"; "Be sure to know, if you do not give 100% fight to the death style, I will give both of you an F for the assignment"
<Donnie>: "Oh, we fight /against/ each other?"
<Donnie>: "...and a wizard made my powers so I'm not able to kill anybody, even if I tried."

Good_boy barges into class
<Good_boy>: Hello!
<Professor_whiskers>: "Hmm, then youll just have to try your hardest to kill her if the situation arrises"
<Professor_whiskers>: HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
<Professor_whiskers>:  ;"oh good youre here"
<Professor_whiskers>: RRRRrrrrRRR HISSSSS; "Please take a seat with the others"
<Donnie>: "Uh... I dunno, It could be kinda fun if we don't die for real, Frankie."
<Reverb>: "Not with me it won't be..."
<Wrong_Way>: "Hey Pal."
<Donnie>: "But you're always fun, Frankie!"
<Reverb>: "...well, alright."
<Good_boy>: Hello Friend Mark!
Good_boy takes a seat
<Professor_whiskers>: Meow Mow *cough* Meow; "Settle down, it is decided the first match will be between Donnie *cough* and Francesca Ekoushi"
<Wrong_Way>: "I guess we're gonna partner up like old times, buddy."
<Donnie>: "Can we actually die in this, Mr Cat?"
<Professor_whiskers>:  Meow Mameow meow mow rr meow ; "If she kills you, you will die. Hopefully I will stop the fight by that point. Meow"
<Good_boy>: Yes!
<Donnie>: "Uh, right."

<Professor_whiskers>:  HISSSSmeow "Mark Rossi, you will fight against pal unless you have objections in which case I will create a subsititute"
Donnie tugs at his collar a little, and shrugs to Reverb
<Professor_whiskers>: Meow
<Professor_whiskers>: ;"Now Donnie, Reverb enter the arena and begin on 3"
Donnie does a backwards somersault to get up, and goes off into one side of the arena
Wrong_Way is just glad he's not going first.
Reverb gets up, walking to the other side of the arena.
Professor_whiskers pushes a button on the podium
Donnie does a few stretches while standing, whispering to Umbra
<Donnie>: "You think the teacher could stop us?"
<Donnie>: -He'd be fired if he let students kill each other freely, Donnie.-
<Professor_whiskers>: As he does this the arena rises into the air, and  a giant cage drops down the edges. As this happens, an illusion is casted on the caged area. So the arena to them is a large open field. For all intents and purposes they are.
<Donnie>: "But we're really strong and super fast and stuff!"
<Donnie>: -I would assume they accounted for that when they hired him.-
<Wrong_Way>: "Cool cage, teach."
<Donnie>: "Yeah, I guess. I j- you're right, we'll be fine."

<Professor_whiskers>: Understand? youre in the arena the illusion is just for more area and stuff as well as to go all out without fear of any projectiles leaving it and hitting someone in the stands]

<Professor_whiskers>: Meow
<Donnie>: "Huh, neat."
<Professor_whiskers>: Meow
Reverb sighs, forming a sword in her hand. She runs her hand down the blade, blunting it.
<Professor_whiskers>: ; Fight starts on 3
<Professor_whiskers>: Meow ; 2
<Professor_whiskers>: Meowwwwwwwww; 1
Donnie slaps on his goggles, and he gets covered in darkness save for the iconic two glowing pupiless eyes.
Donnie whips out his arm, his shadowy sword appearing in his hand.
<Professor_whiskers>: Meow meow meow meow meow mow mooow meow rromwoew meow hiiss rrrrrrrrrrrrshissssssss meow "FIGHT"
<Professor_whiskers>: yes a completely empty grass field. The grass maybe reaches your knees. Its sorta windy. It is a flat plain. The sun is directly over head fully shining.
<Professor_whiskers>: That better?
<Donnie>: "So, uh, you ready Frankie?"
Reverb raises her sword to about eye level.
<Reverb>: "...Ready."
<Wrong_Way>: "So, mister...cat professor? You a fan of Star Trek?"
<Professor_whiskers>: Meow; "The fight has started, do not as----star what, mr rossi?"
Donnie holds his sword with both hands in a somewhat trained-looking stance
<Professor_whiskers>: "Professor /whiskers/"
<Professor_whiskers>: meow

<Donnie>: "Well, uh.. alright then."
<Wrong_Way>: "...Why is this called Shatnernomics then?
<Good_boy>: Bat'Leth!
Donnie begins slowly and deliberately walking towards Reverb
<Wrong_Way>: "Good one, Goodboy."
<Wrong_Way>: "Jeez, it's like we're the only people who saw the show."
<Professor_whiskers>: Meow; "If you do not treat this as a serious life or death fight, I will fail you both mr dibbles"
Reverb steps backwards, circling around Donnie.
<Donnie>: "A TRUE WARRIOR DOES NOT SIMPLY RUSH BLIDNLY INTO COMBAT, MR CAT."
<Donnie>: -I don't think that's the quote, Donnie.-
<Donnie>: "Shutup, focus! I need both of our eyes."
<Professor_whiskers>: Meow
Donnie continues circling, Umbra walking on the ground right by his side
Reverb frowns, taking one slow step forward.

Donnie holds his sword in one hand and does a dramatic underhand swing, throwing the sword as high as he can directly above him to spin in the air
<Professor_whiskers>: yep, but to you its an open field, so you cant really be cornered]
Donnie points the palms of his hands directly downward
<Donnie>: "SHADOW SHOT!"
Donnie launches two shots at the ground, kciking up a huge dust cloud to surround him
Donnie 's sword can be seen falling back into the cloud
Professor_whiskers pushes another button, turning on the ramones "blitzkrieg bop" playing throughout the arena. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWrtrK1Q2EQ

Reverb rushes into the cloud, sword at the ready
Donnie 's voice can he heard from above
<Donnie>: "SWORD SLASH!"
<Donnie>: a cutting blast of dark comes from above
Reverb raises her sword above her, blocking the blast, though the force of it does knock her over.
Donnie 's glowing white eyes can be seen landing in front of her amidst the dust
<Donnie>: "This doesn't feel right, Frankie."
<Reverb>: "Yeah..."
Donnie is thrown outside of the dust cloud by Donnie's (notably larger) otter
Reverb gets back up again.
<Donnie>: -He might flunk us for this.-

Donnie 's otter turns into smoke, and said smoke wraps around Donnie's hands to form gauntlets.
Reverb sighs, stabbing her sword into the ground.
Donnie 's sword merges into the right gauntlet, now coming out of the top of his hand, something like this http://hollywoodhatesme.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/edward-edward-with-sword.jpg
Reverb covers her whole body in crystalline armor, knocking her gauntlets together.
<Donnie>: "If we don't fight fair it might as well not be sparring at al- WAIT, HOLY CRAP! YOU CAN DO THAT!? BUMBLES BUMBLES BUMBLES LET'S DO THAT TOO"
<Donnie>: -Are y-
<Donnie>: "YEES I'M SURE THIS IS AWESOME!"
Donnie whips his arm, the sword flying off to the side. Smoke explodes out of his gauntlets, and seems to get vacuumed back to Donnie. He's got full shadowy armor on him now.
<Donnie>: -I hope we don't have to do any heroics for the whole rest of the day, Donnie.-
Reverb knocks her gauntlets together one more time, blades extending out.
<Donnie>: "The others can handle it, this is totally worth it."
<Donnie>: "Wait, are you- ugh. Fine."
Donnie runs over back to his sword, reattaching it to his arm
<Donnie>: "Okay, I think we're ready now."
Reverb raises her arms at Donnie. The swords fire out of her gauntlets.
Donnie whips his arm as his sword elongates in a whiplike fashion, swatting the sword in midair
<Donnie>: "JUST CUZ I'VE ONYL GOT ONE DOESN'T MEAN IT'S NOT COOL TOO, FRANKIE!"
Reverb rearranges the pieces of her gauntlets into a longbow.
Donnie holds his sword arm at Reverb
<Donnie>: "SHADOW SHOT!"
Reverb fires a crystal arrow.
Donnie shoots a single sword-like blast
<Donnie>: "...Do we have other weapons, Bumbles?"
Reverb growls, removing her chest armor. She reshapes it into arrows, ready to fire... just as the blast hits her square in the chest.
Reverb falls backwards, her armor dissipating.

<Reverb>: "...I give."
Donnie is knocked square in the head by the arrow, his armor prevents instant death via. stabbing but he's still knocked down
Donnie 's armor fades away on the top half of his body as he sits up
<Donnie>: "Wait, what?"

Professor_whiskers pushes a button
<Reverb>: "You got two hits in Donnie, you win."
<Professor_whiskers>: The cage pulls back up, as the illusion dissipitates around them the arena lowers back to the ground.
<Professor_whiskers>: Meow meow "Back to your seats you two"
Reverb sighs, getting back to her feet, and returning to her seat.
Donnie grumbles as the rest of his armor fades away, going back to his seat.
<Donnie>: "That was weird, let's not do that again."
<Reverb>: "Yeah."
<Donnie>: "...We're still friends though, right?"
<Reverb>: "Of course."
<Professor_whiskers>: Meow Meow; "Mark as goodboy is busy, you may choose a different opponent or I will appoint one for you"
<Donnie>: "Right. I should've just fought Superman or something."
<Reverb>: "Maybe there'll be another time..."

<Wrong_Way>: "Oh okay...Uh..."
<Wrong_Way>: "Just gimme a random one. Not Donnie though since he looks pretty tired and I kinda already fought him like twice..."
<Professor_whiskers>: Mmmmm "Mmmmm"
<Donnie>: "yeah, me and Mark fighting isn't really fun."
<Wrong_Way>: "Yeah, still recovering from that mentally..." as he figits a bit.
Professor_whiskers 's eyes glow dark red a wooden featureless mannequin in the back starts shaking and falls off the rack. It creepily rises to its feet, and then starts walking to the arena.
<Professor_whiskers>: Meow "please approach the arena marky mark"
<Wrong_Way>: "Okay...wait, will my powers affect them since they're just mannequins with illusions?"
<Professor_whiskers>: Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow emow mewo meow meow mow meow "None of this actually happens. When you enter the arena youre entering an illusion. Thats why you can fight to a near death. Because its only happening in your head"
<Professor_whiskers>: Meow? "Understand?"
<Wrong_Way>: "..Right."
Wrong_Way climbs into the arena thingy.
<Professor_whiskers>: the mannequin clumsily walks into the arena as well
Professor_whiskers pushes the button, the arena rises again. The setting is different. It is a volcanic area with lava surrounding a circular arena.
<Wrong_Way>: "Huh, a lot more like Star Wars than Star Trek."
*** Professor_whiskers is now known as Mannequin
*** Mannequin is now known as Professor_whiskers
Professor_whiskers pushes the theme song button
<Professor_whiskers>: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6b6CYHLWnygTITLE:
<Wrong_Way>: "...Wait a sec."
<Wrong_Way>: "OH noooooo."
mannequin starts to change to a different form of a murrica
<Murrica>: Professor_whiskers; Meow "Just kidding" he then pushes another button, the theme song stops. the cat giggles to himself as the mannequin goes back to its featureless form
<Wrong_Way>: "Oh. Well okay."
Whiskers pushes the other theme song button http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=quBCjo2rUZg "Meow"; heehe you were scared as hell
Mannequin takes on the form of Gwysion
<Wrong_Way>: "Eh, could've been worse."
<Wrong_Way>: "Alright Gwydolen, let's see if I can actually take you on."
<Gwysion>: 3
<Gwysion>: 2
<Gwysion>: 1
<Gwysion>: FIGHT!
<Wrong_Way>: "I /don't/ have a sword."
<Gwysion>: Mark has  a bitchin flamin sword yo, dawg
<Wrong_Way>: "Oh yeah..."
Gwysion pulls out the illusion equivalent of excalibur
Gwysion is behind mark
Wrong_Way looks behind him and tries to hit him downward with the sword.
Gwyd is hit in his junk with a sword hilt
Gwyd falls over
<Gwyd>: "You...dick"
<Wrong_Way>: "I'm kind of sorry, but not entirely."
Gwyd kicks marks leg
<Wrong_Way>: "Woah jeez."
Wrong_Way falls over, dropping the sword.
Gwyd tries to get up
<Wrong_Way>: "I guess you deserve that..." he says as he reaches back for the sword.
<Gwyd>: "Mark do you really hate me?"
<Wrong_Way>: "...Why am I get a lecture from a manniquiene that I'm supposed to be fighting?"
<Gwyd>: "Psychological warfare"
Gwyd dissapears from view in a puff of smoke
<Wrong_Way>: "UGH!"
Wrong_Way gets the sword and pushs himself up with it.
Wrong_Way swings at the smoke with his sword to double check.
Gwyd is slashed through the chest sword stuck in there
Gwyd starts choking up blood fully in view
<Wrong_Way>: "Oh shit!"
Donnie winces
Gwyd falls over. The sword being smashed even farther into his chest
<Wrong_Way>: "Oh jesus..."
Wrong_Way tries pulling out the sword from Gwyd's chest
<Gwyd>: Pulling the sword out actually stops it from blocking the blood from getting out, so now it just gushed
Gwyd goes on for about three minutes more before he dies of blood loss and stops twitching  "m-mark why..."
*** Gwyd is now known as Whiskers
<Wrong_Way>: "Oh god...I didn't mean to."
Whiskers pushes the button releasing the cage and lowering the arena. The illusion dissapears, and the mannequin is just wood now
Wrong_Way looks at the sword in his hands terrified and drops in front of him.
<Whiskers>: Meow "Well done, very well done seeing through the illusions. Ruthless, but you will live. Attaboy killer"
<Donnie>: "...Yikes, Mark."
<Whiskers>: Meow meow "Please take a seat with donnie, there will be a short break as young pal has not come back from the bathroom yet"
<Wrong_Way>: "T-that couldn't have been real...gwyd wouldn't have gone down that easily."
Wrong_Way looks at the sword and the manniquine scared out of his life.
<Donnie>: "I expected him to be a little tougher, too, actually..."
<Donnie>: "Mr Cat, have you met Gwyd before?"
<Whiskers>: Meow "Talk amongst yourselves. I assure though mr rossi, my illusions are 120% accurate based on all our footage and knowlege. We are the s-men we do not mistakes"
Whiskers starts licking his junk
<Wrong_Way>: "O-okay."
<Donnie>: "Huh. I guess I could totally beat up Gwyd then."
<Donnie>: -He has light powers, Donnie.-
<Wrong_Way>: "Don't say that Donnie."
<Donnie>: "I'm just saying!"
<Wrong_Way>: "Just...don't."
Wrong_Way sits down on the floor, looking at the sword.
<Whiskers>: The mannequin lays there lifeless a large crack going down its wooden side.
<Donnie>: "You probably should've picked someone you didn't know, Mark. Like... Magneto."
<Wrong_Way>: "Magneto would've ruined my phone then."

<Donnie>: "Yeah, he's really strong actually..."
<Donnie>: "You shoulda fooouuught.... Iron man! Cuz you could just say his suit didn't work!"
<Wrong_Way>: "Yeah."
Wrong_Way sits with his knees bent, his fingers running though his hair and looking at the floor.
Donnie lies on his back, hands behind his head
<Wrong_Way>: "...That was really scary what just happened."
<Donnie>: "Yeah."
<Wrong_Way>: "Your fight was a lot more fun."

<Donnie>: "But it still wasn't that fun. I fight dirty, but usually it's okay because we're against bad guys and stuff."
<Donnie>: "It feels bad stabbing your friends."
<Wrong_Way>: "It does..."
<Whiskers>: Mmmrow "Well since mister barstroni isnt back yet, I could set up another illusion for one of you to fight if you have any requests"
Donnie scratches his head
Wrong_Way just continues to look at the floor.
<Wrong_Way>: "It's all yours Donnie."
<Donnie>: "I'm trying to think of someone good to fight. I could never survive against someone like Thor or soemthing."
<Wrong_Way>: "Maybe fight some other shadow guy."
<Wrong_Way>: "Like uh..."
<Wrong_Way>: "...Are there any shadow guys?"
<Donnie>: "Not any very good ones."
<Whiskers>: Meow "We have one or too on record"
<Wrong_Way>: "Maybe you can fight a me manniquine. How would you get a reality warper manniquine to work?"
<Donnie>: "Well, if Mr Cat can control the whole illusions I think he can just kinda do whatever."
<Whiskers>: Meow; "These are  ILLUSIONS mark, not some cheap tricks a whore does for money"
<Donnie>: "Language, Mr Cat."
<Whiskers>:   /Meow/ /Meow/  "/Professor/ /Whiskers/"
<Donnie>: "Right, right."
<Wrong_Way>: "Yeah...i'm just wondering what his move set would be."
<Donnie>: "Last time I fought a shadow guy he stole my old powers forever, so I wanna fight someone else."
<Wrong_Way>: "Oh..right."
<Donnie>: "Well, I guess the guy who trapped me in some weird pocket dimension for a day was also a shadow guy. ...That was also bad."
<Wrong_Way>: "I think Straight beat up his friend."
<Donnie>: "Huh. That's good."
<Wrong_Way>: "Yeah...so you got someone you wanna fight?"
<Whiskers>: Meow "You could rematch gwysion if you want"
<Donnie>: "Nobody really comes to mind."
<Wrong_Way>: "No thanks." he says rather quickly.
<Whiskers>: Meow "I insist"
<Whiskers>: Mow "Donnie"
<Donnie>: "What?"
<Whiskers>: Meow meow mow " You could fight gwysion if you want, I insist donnie"
Donnie nervously scratches the back of his head
<Donnie>: "He /does/ have light powers, doesn't he."
<Wrong_Way>: "I dunno, he didn't a lot of magic when I fought him..."
<Donnie>: "Do I fail the class if I lose?"
<Whiskers>: Mow "This is extracredit only"
<Donnie>: "Well, I guess I could try then."
Donnie stands up and stretches his arms
<Wrong_Way>: "Good luck."
<Whiskers>: Mow "please make your way to the arena"
<Donnie>: "I wonder of gwyd could take away my powers since he gave them to me."
Donnie makes his way over to the arena
<Donnie>: -Well... it would only be an illusion if he did.-
<Donnie>: "Yeah, I guess."
Wrong_Way adjusts himself to see the arena.
Whiskers pushes the button triggering the cage/raised arena. The area is similar to the plain from earlier. Except it is night, the stars and a few tiki torches are the only things lighting the area
Mannequin krik.--krik krik
Mannequin raises itself up and has the illusion form around it
<Gwysion>: "HI! Donnie"
Donnie silently cloaks up up. No goggles, no eyes.
<Donnie>: "It's been kind of a while, hasn't it."
<Gwysion>: "I..dunno where youve been, when did you learn that?"
<Gwysion>: There is a slight humm or sound beneath gwys's words, as if he is hiding another message underneath them
<Donnie>: -It's just an illusion, Donnie.-
<Gwysion>: dont tell him[
<Donnie>: "I know, that's why it's creepy."
<Gwysion>: "Well should we start?"
<Gwysion>: "3...2...1..fight?"
Donnie silently holds his hands together, producing a large black orb between them. He fires it at gwysion.
Gwysion teleports behind donnaldo
Gwysion unsheathes his sword, the glare can be seen by donnie
Donnie rolls forward and away
Gwysion aims his sword in donnies direction "Donnie dont be like that"

<Wrong_Way>: ["HIT HIM IN THE DICK, DONNIE! THAT'S WHAT I DID!"]

<Gwysion>: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=quBCjo2rUZgTITLE:
Donnie elongates his arm and does a wide whip at Gwysion

Gwysion is hit back by shadow dibbles
Gwysion slashes at the elongated arm with his sword
Donnie 's extra length fades into smoke.
<Donnie>: "Bumbles."
<Donnie>: -Right.-
<Donnie>: Umbra begins going to the tiki torches, trying to snuff them out one by one

<Gwysion>: it works the tiki torches are out, but then again gwyds sword has the light of thirty torches.
Gwysion has a small area of light around him
Gwysion walks in the direction dibbles was

Donnie begins walking backwards at the same pace
Gwysion cant see where he is, and just stops in place
Gwysion starts writing symbols on the ground with his sword
<Donnie>: A single dark blast of energy comes at gwydion from behind
Gwysion is hit with a single blast of dark energy. Since he is busy, and the energy is dark on dark, as well as energy sensing is impossible for him on the basis of his powers. The striker takes his head clean off, as his headless corpse falls to the ground
<Gwysion>: its an illusion, so your powers can do that to it]
Donnie 's eyes light up some ways away, now wearing the goggles again.
Gwysion has blood going everywhere
Gwysion is deaaaaaaaad
<Donnie>: "The match is over now, right?"
Professor_whiskers pushes the button, lowering the cage, the illusion ends, etc
<Professor_whiskers>: "Yeah"
<Donnie>: "Your illusion wasn't very accurate, though."

Donnie walks back to his seat
<Donnie>: "The real Gwydion can turn off my teleporting."

<Professor_whiskers>: "Yes it was I already said they are 200% accurate based on records"
Professor_whiskers finishes licking that area

Donnie resumes lying down next to wrong_way
<Donnie>: "Maybe they don't have many records on him."

<Professor_whiskers>: Meow "Maybe you should be happy that you are able to brutally murder your friends if you want to Hmmm?"


Clara walks on in
<Clara>: "Am I late?"
<Professor_whiskers>: clara enters a large area with a set of matts where mark and donnie are sitting. There is also an arena outlined on the ground, and a podium with a cat that looks like
<Professor_whiskers>: Meow meow meow "Yes miss walsh but there is still time for your test" You can hear the cat meowing, but in your mind you know what the cat is trying to tell you because of illusionary fuckery
<Clara>: "awwww, that's adorable"
<Professor_whiskers>: Meoow meow "Miss walsh please, take a seat with mr dibbles he should fill you in on the basics while I..attend to something"
Professor_whiskers starts cleaning himself
Clara so wants to pet the cat, but she goes over to donnie
<Donnie>: "There's a bunch of mannequins over there. You get to pick someone you want to fight, and then Mr Cat turns them into that person. Then you fight to the death."
<Donnie>: "...Try not to pick someone you know too well."
<Clara>: "Anybody?"
<Donnie>: "He has to know who they are, but I think he has a good idea of who most people are."
<Donnie>: "They can be a little bit inaccurate."
Clara thinks
<Clara>: "I don't particularly want to fight anybody, though...."
Professor_whiskers stops licking himself
<Professor_whiskers>: Meow meow "I have selected your opponent, unless you wish to fight someone specific"
<Donnie>: "You could fight Iron man or something."
<Clara>: "I'll see what the professor has in mind"
<Professor_whiskers>: Meow meooow? "Well then enter the arena if you are ready"
<Professor_whiskers>: One of the featureless wooden mannequinns from the rack starts rattling, *Krik-krickr-krik* and enters the arena
Clara walks into the arena
<Donnie>: "Good luck."
Clara closes her eyes, breathes out, and calms herself
Professor_whiskers pushes a button on the podium
<Professor_whiskers>: The illusion looks like a wide open flat plain with the sun at noon. The grass reaches to claras knees, and it is slightly windy out
Clara attaches on her gauntlet, it hums with power as it activates

<Professor_whiskers>: Meow meow "Get ready"
Professor_whiskers casts the illusion on the mannequin of gwysion because this is murder all wizards night at the belingur fight club
<Gwysion>: "Heeey, Claramel"
Clara sighs. It isn't the real him. Don't react or respond, stay calm.
<Gwysion>: "Clara?"
Clara takes on a fighting stance, her gauntleted right hand grips into a fist
<Gwysion>: "I thought you were going to change your scarf, we talked about it yesterday and you seemed pretty agreeable with changing your style up"
Gwysion pulls out his sword bursting into light
Clara stays focused, expanding her range of ability and remaining serene
<Gwysion>: The kitten meows and youre mind hears "3...2...1....fight"
Gwysion teleports behind clara and gives her a hug
Clara breaks the hug, thrusting his arms apart. From there, her scientific brain goes to work. First, chop to the neck, cut off blood flow to the head. Follow with a sweep of his front leg, immediately thrust arm into center of gravity as he is caught off guard. Increase gravity to make hit immense and fall even harder. All before he can react.
Donnie sits up to watch the surprising display of ruthlessness
Gwysion is horribly murdered. The illusion isnt gone yet as he slowly dies bloody and beaten in front of her
ClaraW lets out a breath. Damn, she scares herself sometimes.
Gwysion was never going to kill her since the records said he wouldnt, same with mark, and dibbles
<Wrong_Way>: "...My fight might've been a lot easier if I did whatever she just did."
<Gwysion>: thats why the fights are so easy except this ne where hes really just straight up murdered]
<Wrong_Way>: [what a tweeest]
<ClaraW>: "Alright, its done"
Gwysion is lying there cold lifeless and dead
<Donnie>: [directed by gwydion g. shamalamadingdong]
ClaraW doesn't like hurting people, especially not her Gwydion. Still, its just an illusion. She'll cuddle out the discomfort later.
Professor_Whiskers pushes the button, as the cage ascends and the  arena descends back to the floor
<Professor_Whiskers>: The illusion disperses, and the the wooden model is completely fucked up
Wrong_Way doesn't like seeing gwyd die at least 3 times in an illusion.
Wrong_Way mutters to himself "Why do I have to take this class again?"
<Professor_Whiskers>: Meow meow "Very well done miss walsh, you recieve an A+ and set a new time record for the gwysion stage"
<Professor_Whiskers>: Meow meow meow "Now Im sure you all know where you stand against this possible threat"
<Clara>: "Gwyd wouldn't have attacked me in the first place"
<Donnie>: "I don't think the real gwydion would ever turn on us, though."
<Clara>: "He didn't attack me at all"
<Professor_Whiskers>: Meow meow "And you still killed him"
<Professor_Whiskers>: Meow "well done"
Clara doesn't like killing
Donnie clutches his stomach to alleviate the sinking feeling inside of it
<Professor_Whiskers>: Meow "Always be ready in a world with mindcontrollers, empathic bears, and talking trees you never know when a friend might be forced to be foe besides it is good practice"
Wrong_Way rubs his forehead, really wanting this class to be dismissed.
<Professor_Whiskers>: Meow "Now...all of you enter the arena"
<Professor_Whiskers>: Meow "It is time for a threeway"
<Wrong_Way>: "...Right."
<Clara>: ["I'm taken, though"]
<Donnie>: "I don't think that's the best word for it, but okay."
<Wrong_Way>: "Are we all taking on someone or are we fighting each other?"
Clara shrugs, she hasn't even left the arena yet
<Professor_Whiskers>: Meow "Whys that mister cresspelle, and yes fighting each other. I lack the focus to fight more than one opponent with my illusions, not while keeping its accuracy"
<Professor_Whiskers>: Meow meow "Now please enter the arena
<Professor_Whiskers>: "
Wrong_Way shrigs and climbs into the arena.
Donnie sighs and walks to the arena
<Wrong_Way>: "This is going to be frustrating. I mean, how can we focus on fighting 2 other people who are fighting you who are fighting each other?"
<Wrong_Way>: [gimme a sec]
<Donnie>: "The hard part is mostly just killing your friends."
<Clara>: "We aren't killing each other though"
<Donnie>: "Well, not for /real/, but still..."
Professor_Whiskers pushes the button dropping the cage down and elevating the stage creating the illusion of a city street with no people but cars, stores, street lamps, and a hidden bear in one of the crates.
<Donnie>: "Is this also extra credit?"
<Professor_Whiskers>: Meow meow "no this is a in class assignment, participation points only"
<Wrong_Way>: [back]
Donnie puts on his goggles
Wrong_Way scratches his neck, not sure what to say.
<Professor_Whiskers>: 3
<Professor_Whiskers>: 2
<Professor_Whiskers>: 1
<Professor_Whiskers>: MEOW!
<Professor_Whiskers>: fight*

Donnie whispers over and over to himself "Whatever happens, it's not for real." as he cloaks up, and immediately runs away to teleport
<Wrong_Way>: "Clara /isn'/t sleeping."
Clara is asleep
<Wrong_Way>: "Huh."

<Clara>: [damn... I was gonna get you in the JUGULAR]

<Wrong_Way>: "Right." he says as he sees Donnie running away.
Donnie is gone.
<Wrong_Way>: "I /don't/ have a flashlight."
<Donnie>: A window in the top floor of a building is heard shattering. A large volley of black orbs fly at Wrong_Way from above and behind.
<Wrong_Way>: "Oh shoot."
<Professor_Whiskers>: flashlight appears
<Professor_Whiskers>: its pretty sweet
<Professor_Whiskers>: lacks batteries though
Clara wakes up, as you never specified how long and she isn't a very heavy sleeper
Wrong_Way tries turning it on and realizes it's out of batteries as he gets hit by black orbs
Clara quickly flies herself up to the top of a building to get the high ground
Wrong_Way lays on his side after getting hit and looks at the flashlight
<Wrong_Way>: "Damn it."
Wrong_Way looks up and sees Clara is now awake
Clara brings her arm down, Mark feels exceptionally heavy today
<Donnie>: From the same window, a much larger, singular black orb is fired at Wrong_Way
<Wrong_Way>: "I guess you didn't like sleeping much, huh Clara?"
Wrong_Way then gets hit by the large orb since he can't move.
<Clara>: "Already got a good rest last night"
<Wrong_Way>: "Lucky you."
<Professor_Whiskers>: oh no you can]
<Donnie>: A cutting sword slash is fired at Wrong_Way from the same place.

<Professor_Whiskers>: you were so quick to brutally murder me but ohno you take time with marky mark\]
<Donnie>: don't worry gwyd, I'm still trying to murder him.]
<Clara>: [I know things are fake, I ain't a dumb gal]
<Clara>: [I can't get away with murdering mark, but a mannequin is fine]
<Professor_Whiskers>: This is all a illusion, youre just standing there in reality]
<Professor_Whiskers>: you can totes murder him]
<Wrong_Way>: [ohhhh]
<Clara>: [oooooh, alright]
<Wrong_Way>: [man, i should've done that]
<Professor_Whiskers>: Rocks are falling torwards mark

Clara looks to the building the cuts are coming from, she jumps on top of the building, smashes down onto the roof and increases gravity heavily to collapse the entire thing.
Wrong_Way proceeds to be cut deeply by the sword slash and bleeds out there.

<Donnie>: A window is heard shattering in the building across the street shortly after the building collapses. Two shadow slashes come Clara's way.
Clara flips out of the way of the slashes, keeping her guard up
<Professor_Whiskers>: mark slowly bleeds to death
<Professor_Whiskers>: he is out of the game and is ejected from the arena
<Professor_Whiskers>: literally
Clara focuses. She begins, with great effort, to create a force field around herself.
<Professor_Whiskers>: he falls onto the matts safe and sound with only mental scarrs
<Wrong_Way>: "...Can I please drop this class?"
Wrong_Way clutches his chest shakily, worried that he might start bleeding again.
<Donnie>: A window two stories lower on the building shatters. A large black orb is shot out.

Clara holds strong, her force field hopefully able to deter the blast
<Donnie>: Blast seems pretty strong, but nothing that you can't handle.
<Professor_Whiskers>: Meow? "Im sorry?"
<Clara>: "Quit being sneaky!"
<Donnie>: "But you're scary!"
Professor_Whiskers creates the psychosomatic illusion of marks favorite snack for him
<Clara>: "Come out and fight me!"
<Donnie>: "But then I'd lose 'cause you're stronger!"
Wrong_Way doesn't feel like eating since he just kind of died in an illusion.
<Clara>: "If you don't come out I'll destroy the city! I will!"

<Donnie>: One floor up, two windows on opposite ends break. Two different shorts are fired.
<Donnie>: "It's not real so it doesn't matter!'
Clara pulls off her scarf, pulling the stabilizer out of the back of her neck. She immediately jolts up into the sky out of the way
<Clara>: "FINE!"
Donnie can be seen diving out of the lowest floor door and under the car right outside
Clara raises her hands up, the buildings begin breaking off the ground as they are pulled piece by piece into the sky.

<Clara>: Donnie himself can feel himself be pulled off of the ground, the car included
Donnie isn't there. He used the shadows under the car to be... someplace else.
Clara crashes down into the ground, everything she was pulling up now is pushed down by an ungodly force. The local area is leveled and a large crater forms around her landing area

Clara is extremely tired from a performance like that
<Clara>: "Phew... ya dead yet?"
Donnie pops out of some rubble a ways away
<Donnie>: "HOLY CRAP WHAT JUST HAPPENED!?"
<Clara>: "I took off the stabilizer...."
<Donnie>: "I HID IN THE SHADOW-THING AND NOW EVERYTHING IS GOOOOONE"
<Clara>: "I told you I'd destroy the city"
Donnie ducks back into the shadows of wreckage
Donnie 's voice can be heard from behind. "SHADOW SHOOOOOOT"
<Donnie>: More dark orbs of punch fly at Clara.
Clara does not control it very well, as she looks to the side pillars of earth fly upwards into the sky separate from the ground around it while destruction still continues around her from the differing intense as fuck gravities
Donnie looks around in shot and terror under the unmoving cloak of shadow, getting back into his little pocket zone as soon as he can

<Clara>: It begins raining, the water in the clouds above them being pulled down harder than before
<Donnie>: Meanwhile, in Donnie's in-between land where he teleports through, as well as keeps his valuables
Clara looks around at the destruction she's causing. This is why she wears the stabilizer.
<Donnie>: "BUMBLES HOLY SHIT WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO SHE ACTUALLY JUST WRECKED THE CITY AND STILL IS DOING IT RIGHT NOW"
<Donnie>: -Donnie calm down! It's just sparring, remember!? Stay calm, nobody's gonna kill you!-
<Donnie>: "But still! It's scary and it's gonna hurt if she does and I bet she's hurting right now anyways!"
<Donnie>: -Just wear her out, Donnie. Nobody needs to get stabbed.-
<Donnie>: "I'll, uh.. try."
Clara takes a seat on a piece of rubble to collect herself, the rubble collapses into the ground as she sits on it, her own gravity too much for it. She sighs.
Donnie pop out much further than before, almost a spec in the distance
<Donnie>: A large array of orbs can be seen getting bigger as they approach Clara, and Donnie disappears otu of dight again
Clara tries to concentrate, as she does a singularity is formed somewhere off away from her. It looks almost similar to a black hole, debris and such being pulled right into it. The ground and clouds are sucked to it. The orbs themselves are devoured into it as well, unintentionally.
<Donnie>: "Bumbles I don't like this at all."
Clara is getting frustrated, losing her own focus. As she does, the unintentional gravitational screwing intensifies.
<Clara>: "Can we stop? I am really not comfortable right now..."
Donnie pops up in the distance again
<Donnie>: "Yeah this doesn't feel right."
Donnie elongates his arms and stabs them into the ground to avoid flying off from a stray gravity rift
<Donnie>: "UUUUuuuuuh Clara I'll forfeit if you put your stabilizer back on...."
<Clara>: "...alright"
Clara takes her stabilizer, putting it back on. The familiar pained feeling she gets from having it on returns, because of its placement she can't exactly get used to it.
<Clara>: All the gravitational screwings cease. Things fall back to the ground as things go back to normal, except everything is destroyed.
Donnie appreciates the feeling of the gravity affecting him returning to normal, taking his arms out of the ground
<Donnie>: "Uh, thanks..."
<Clara>: "Sorry I took that out"
<Donnie>: "I-, we-, it'suh, it's just an illusion."
<Clara>: "Yeah... just reminds me of why I got it is all..."
Donnie decloaks and puts his goggles back into his pocket (dimension)
<Donnie>: "Huh..."
<Donnie>: "Well, uh, you're really strong."
<Clara>: "Its not a good thing most of the time"
Clara shrugs
<Clara>: "But, we gotta end the battle, I guess"
<Donnie>: "...I can r- /could/ relate."
<Professor_Whiskers>: Meow meow "You killed mark, you need to finish or mark wins"
Clara adjusts her gauntlet, preemptively activating the marble cannon
Donnie covers his face
Clara fires the marble out of her gauntlet, it hitting Donnie in the head to be quick and painless. She doesn't look as she does it.
Donnie ded
Clara sighs. Again, it isn't real. You didn't kill Gwyd or him.
<Professor_Whiskers>: Gwyd didnt even fight he just copped a feel]
Professor_Whiskers pushes the button
<Wrong_Way>: [probably why he died]
<Clara>: [Real Gwyd is gonna be hella jealous]
<Professor_Whiskers>: the cage elevates, the arena descends the area is back to normal. Dibbles is not dead
<Professor_Whiskers>: "Clara I dont see the problem, its not cheating if its with me"]
Donnie opens his eyes to see the classroom replace the city wreckage in his vision.
Wrong_Way sits on the floor, looking over to the two as the cage disappears
<Wrong_Way>: "That took a while, huh?"
<Donnie>: "Well she was really scary..."
<Professor_Whiskers>: Meow meow "You all did well. Clara you get the banana sticker, donnie gets the dog sticker, and mark...im afraid you win the /unicorn/ sticker. Better luck next time"
<Clara>: "Sorry about that...."
Wrong_Way doesn't see the purpose of stickers if they don't smell nice, so he ends up sticking it on the wall of the room.
<Professor_Whiskers>: They do smell nice
<Professor_Whiskers>: ]
<Professor_Whiskers>: scratch and sniff]
<Wrong_Way>: [the unicorn confused him]
<Wrong_Way>: [too late for that]
<Donnie>: "It's fine, it's just I don't like having to fight you guys."
<Clara>: "I don't either. I need to go say sorry to Gwyd and he won't even know why"
<Wrong_Way>: "Is class over yet?"
<Donnie>: "I think I'm gonna go to the nurse and get something. My stomach hurts."
<Professor_Whiskers>: Meow meow "Class is dismissed, I will see you all next week where you will have to fight donald duck."
*** Professor_Whiskers is now known as Gwysion
<Donnie>: "I'll uh, yeah."
Donnie gets up and ports out
Gwysion is in the lunchroom or something if anyone wants to just freeform
Clara heads on out to the lunchroom, she goes in and hugs Gwys without saying anything
Wrong_Way stumbles his way out of the classroom and down the halls.
Wrong_Way ends up passing by the lunchroom and sees Gwyd in there.
<Gwydion>: fell[
<Wrong_Way>: http://mibpaste.com/ed6A1G ]4
Gwydion is hugged by clara
<Gwydion>: "Whats wrong?"
<Gwydion>: "Hey mark!"
<Clara>: "I had to fight you in that illusion class..."
<Donnie>: ["I totally wrecked you."]
Wrong_Way sees Gwyd being hugged by Clara and forces a nervous smile and a wave
Wrong_Way quickly walks into the lunch counter and grabs something to eat
<Gwydion>: "Oh im sorry clara, so you got an f for participation?"
Gwydion hugs clara some more
<Clara>: "....no, I got an A+...." she says awkwardly
<Clara>: "apparently beat a record...."
<Gwydion>: "Wh-what kind of record?"
<Clara>: "How much time it took. I think I clocked in at 8 seconds..."
Clara still hugs him, obviously not comfortable with that
<Clara>: "Maybe less..."
<Gwydion>: "...did I hurt you?"
<Clara>: "You hugged me..."
<Clara>: "I told myself it wasn't you and went ahead"
<Gwydion>: "...."
Gwydion lets go of the hug
<Clara>: "...sorry about that"
<Clara>: "I probably shouldn't have told you"
<Gwydion>: "Well Im glad you did well..."
<Gwydion>: "Mark, how did you do?"
Clara feels bad that she pissed off Gwyd, sits down in a chair
Wrong_Way was standing there with his tray, trying to avoid the conversation
<Wrong_Way>: "Uh..um..."
Wrong_Way looks down at his food, feeling his hands shake and light headed.
<Gwydion>: "....mark"
Gwydion is not pissed off, hes just a little afraid that she killed him that easily
Wrong_Way puts the tray down and takes a seat at the table.
Clara totally thinks she pissed him off
<Wrong_Way>: "...What was the question?"
<Gwydion>: "Mark how did you do in  illusion class?"
<Gwydion>: "Did you uh...have to fight me?"
Wrong_Way is eating his sandwich in a strange manner, ripping off pieces of the sandwich and eating them
<Wrong_Way>: "Uh...yeah...The teacher picked you to fight me..."
<Gwydion>: "How uh..how did it go?"
Wrong_Way continues to rips off pieces of his sandwich, now not even eating them
<Clara>: "You didn't attack us... it was a realistic simulation you wouldn't have hurt us"
Donnie silently sits down next to wrong_way, setting his food down at the table. He takes a small pill and swallows it with some water, then a small bite of whatever.
<Gwydion>: wait didnt we start with lunch...
<Gwydion>: ]
<Gwydion>: "Hey donnie"
<Wrong_Way>: [we did, but i think we're all ditching]
<Donnie>: [at a lot of schools they have multiple lunches anyways]
<Wrong_Way>: [everyone in my high school tried to sneak into lunch twice]
<Wrong_Way>: [since they fed us crap]
<Donnie>: "Hey Mark."
<Donnie>: "Hey gwyd."
<Donnie>: "Hey Clara."
Wrong_Way didn't notice Donnie there and jumps back a bit.
<Wrong_Way>: "Oh jeez, didn't see you there..."
Donnie internally wonders if that's a comment on his height, and continues slowly eating.
<Gwydion>: "Mark how did you do....."
Wrong_Way moves over away from Donnie a little bit, trying to stay closer to the edge of the table
<Donnie>: "The nurse gave me something, but she said I had to take some food with it to work right."
<Wrong_Way>: "I did okay..."
<Wrong_Way>: "I uh, fought you...and yeah."
Wrong_Way remembers his fight and really just wants to skip the rest of the day.
<Gwydion>: "...well Im happy that donnie at least didnt brutally murder me"
<Clara>: "I'm sorry..."
<Donnie>: "No, I did. Everyone did. It was aweful."
Donnie stops eating and continues to stare at his food.
Wrong_Way gets up and throws away his ripped up sandwich.
Wrong_Way just leaves the cafeteria without another word to go sleep for the rest of the day.
<Donnie>: "I also ahd to fight Frankie and that was horrible too, except it was the real Frankie and it was weird because I won even though she's a lot better than me and I think I made her mad."
<Donnie>: "And then me and Clara and Mark all fought and we killed Mark and Clara had to take off her stabilizer because I wouldn't fight fair."
<Gwydion>: "...huh no dont be sorry guys, its fine. That sounds terrible."
<Gwydion>: "How are you two feeling?
Donnie ''s eyes don't move even after his otter goes to throw away the food in front of him
<Donnie>: "I think I'm just gonna go home after this."
<Clara>: "I'm not feeling very good"
<Gwydion>: "oh ok sorry.."
Gwydion thinks he pissed everyone off
<Clara>: "You aren't mad at me, right?"
<Gwydion>: "Of course not clara, Im not going to be get mad because you did some silly class.."
<Clara>: "Good, just got worried is all."
<Gwydion>: "Dont everything is just fine."
<Donnie>: "I'll see you guys tomorrow."
Donnie gets out of his seat and walk of the cafeteria
<Gwydion>: "Oh seeya donnie"
<Gwydion>: i was gonna ask if he wanted more wizard training or set somethin up or whatever]
<Gwydion>: ;~; everyone hates me after they murder me]
<Donnie>: [if you wanna rp that then sure but he's goin home to sleep off the feeling of murder]
<Wrong_Way>: [nah, mark got bled out, he did the same to gwyd, it's just egrets that's all]
<Wrong_Way>: [go make out with your clara]
<Wrong_Way>: [that's what they call me at word]
<Wrong_Way>: [*work]
<Gwydion>: This could have been worse
<Gwydion>: i made the shatnering a class so you wouldnt actually be hurting the other dude. Not some cosmic douche making you do it, thought it would be less edgy if it aint happening
<Gwydion>: i was wrong because now you could actually go to the "kill" point of it, even if it aint real
<Donnie>: well it's a little traumatic when it's people you're familiar with, and then they don't fight back
<Gwydion>: who didnt fight back?
<Wrong_Way>: [yeah donnie, my gwyd did a little fighting]
<Wrong_Way>: [your gwyd fought you too]
<Donnie>: clara's didn't]
<Wrong_Way>: [just clara killed hers instantly]
<Donnie>: and even then, you told us that gwyd wouldn't have really done anything anyways]
<Gwydion>: claras was gonna fight
<Gwydion>: she just kinda OHKO'd him
<Gwydion>: and hed fight mostly to the point that youd think he would
<Gwydion>: i just wasnt gonna have you dudes lose cause that aint fun
<Wrong_Way>: [true true]
<Wrong_Way>: [can't say it was a total loss]
<Donnie>: we did find out that we could all totally reck gwyd, after all]
<Wrong_Way>: [mark learned to never pull a sword out of someone]
<Gwydion>: yeah, same with arrows]
<Gwydion>: its all very delicate]
<Gwydion>: oh well sorry for traumatizing you again, did ya have fun? Next time if ever wont be to the death, and we could do some comic chars or whater
<Wrong_Way>: [it was pretty fun]
<Wrong_Way>: [good rp for a slow day like this]
<Donnie>: it waa fun]