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					By Read Me and Nikoli

Matt
500? tell him to fuck off

Jacob
he said you can fuck yourself then.

Matt
tell him i will as soon as im done with his mom

Jacob
he said to ask hamster about his mom.

Matt
ya she aint that hot, but from the back, i tore that up lmfao

Jacob
he said that's hilarious. You know what's funny?

Matt
other then terrys face what?

Jacob
This computers hooked up to a 55" hdtv, in terry's living room, with his mom sitting behind me on the couch.

Matt
lmfao nice, tell her o said hi lol

Jacob
Shes been reading the screen, lol, she wants to know who your mom is and where you live.

Matt
dont have one, and in a cardboard box

Jacob
orly?

Matt
huh?

Jacob
his mom said you're a pussy, lolol

Matt
yes but one her son is afraid of, so its koo
kool*
tell terry ill give him 20 to do it, but thats tops,

Jacob
he said 80
lol
he said his reason is cause you can got to jail for this stuff

Matt
its facebook, as long as ur not stealing their personal info u cant get in trouble, pls they cant find out who did, it., 20 or ill find someone els to do it

Matt
still on the 55''

Jacob
yeppers

Matt
haha nice
how pissed was terrys mom lol

Jacob
only way to truly enjoy minecraft

Matt
haha

Jacob
idk, she said shes contacting the school for your info.

Matt
r u serious?

Jacob
yeah

Matt
wtf? overa jjoke?

Jacob
yepp

Matt
wtf man

Jacob
yeah, I think she was going to contact the police as well, said something about sexual harrassment

Matt
omfg, ur joking, ya i make a your mom joke, n thats sexaul harassment,?

Jacob
According to Indiana state law it is, and she's gonna use it to the maximum potential

Matt
dude tell me ur kidding?

Jacob
You think this is something to joke around about? I'm serious man.

Matt
jake, tell me ur jokin

Jacob
I'm not man.. She is pissed. Hey, I got to go for a minute, cops are here. I'll brb and keep you updated.

Matt
realy? dont joke with me man, i mean really, after everything terry says bout my mom n sis, im getting in trouble for this?

Jacob
don't message for a minute, police need to check the chat logs.

Matt
dude ur kidding?

Jacob
Sir, please refrain from messaging until the investigation is finished. You're the one being accused of sexual harassment, correct?

Matt
apperently, idk, we joke around, n hell say stuff bout my sister and mom all the time, n im getting introuble for this?

Jacob
We are reviewing the logs right now do decide whether or not charges will be placed, please remain calm.

Matt
come on man, this is just a joke taken out of context, i would never say anything to his mom, it was just a joke between me and him, iv never even talked to his mom before

Jacob
"tell him i will as soon as im done with his mom" How do you explain this? "ya she aint that hot, but from the back, i tore that up lmfao" if you had never even talked to her?

Matt
iv never even seen her b4, he does the same thing, hell talk about my sister and my mom when hes never met them, it wasnt ment her to see, im sorry if she was offended by the comments, it was nothing more then a harmless joke between me and terry

Jacob
We will be with you momentarily sir.

Matt
ok, jake if ur messing with me again this isnt funny man, im realy freaking out here man
would somebody please tell me whats going on?

Jacob
Sir, how old are you?

Matt
im 16

Jacob
What is your home phone number? I need to contact your mother or father to inform them what we have found and what we will be doing with this case.
Also, as this is a juvenile case, we can not arrest you, so the court documents will be sent to your home address, what may that be?

Matt
come on relaly please this is crazy over a stupid joke,
he does this to me all the time,

Jacob
Sir, please give me the requested information.
The case will be handed over to the probation department, and they will decide what will be done.

Matt
how do i know this isnt jacob messing with me again, what s ur name and badge number and i will give u the information
hello? jacob, ur messing with me again rnt u, if terrys mom is there, tell her im very sorry it was a joke it was not ment to be taken that way,
it will not happen again

Jacob
I am Officer Jeremiah Patrick, badge number 1A. I am requesting this information to be handed over or we will be forced to get a warrant issued for your arrest.

Matt
whats a number i can call, i need to talk to u

Jacob
(703) 482-0623

Matt
i tryed to contact you, the number sent me to public offares office, i need to talk to u directly

Jacob
We will be issuing a warrant for your arrest. We have reports from the Central Intelligence Agency regarding you.

Matt
ok, this was just a harmless joke between 2 teens, if its possible to sexualy harrass somebody iv never talked to then i guess ull have to get a warent for my arrest, iv already apoligized, thats all i can do, this makes no since,

Jacob
Sir, the simplest way out of this to hand over the requested information so we can talk to your legal guardians.

Matt
well all i can say is i dont kno that this is even the cops, i cant talk to u, for all i kno this is jacob messing with me, now, im 16 and have no criminal record, iv never been in trouble, im an A student, and ur accusing me of sexualy harassing someone i have never met or talked to, and all u have aginst me is a stupid joke between me and terry

Jacob
Sir i gave you my name and badge number

Matt
which i looked up and is easly accessible over the internet which makes since because it took so long for u to message me back,

Jacob
Sir, if my badge number is so easy to find over the internet please, give me a correct link to view it myself

Matt
ur a cop, y does it matter, ur sounding more and more like jacob, i already told you, iv apoligize for what was a stupid joke, anything els,. get a warent, n ill go to cort, this makes no since,

Jacob
Okay, we will arrive at your house shortly as we have obtained an address.

Matt
and what is it?

Jacob
By the way, 卐


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Later on he had told me that he literally got up and took a shit he was so scared. I scared him shitless. Couldn't help myself, was an easy troll.


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