Jump 008: 80's Action Movie

Jump 8: 80's Action Movie
"...I remember eighties movies. This is going to be an ordeal, isn't it?"
>Age: 30
>Location: Somewhere in AMERICA (FUCK YEAH)
...couldn't resist.
>Identity: Willis (100)
Which means I'm probably going to be a cop on vacation, and it's going to escalate from there. Let's hope it ages like fine wine, and I don't mean turning into vinegar.
>Hidden Talent (Free)
"...look, before I was a cop I worked in a diner. You learn to pay attention to little things. What kind of people tip. What kind of people will cause problems. When something looks off and you end up having Pumpkin and Honey Bunny robbing the place. Plus working in the back when the cook's sick means you learn how to make good food fast."
>Ambidexterity (800)
The little things, like being able to shoot with your off-hand, or shoot two guns simultaneously with no decrease in accuracy, they pay off.
>Swim Like A SEAL (700)
This is the eighties. It's suicide NOT to take this.
>Old Age and Treachery (600)
I'm starting at thirty. No way am I not taking this.
>Inventive (500, discount)
Improvised weapons are always useful in combat.
>Now I Have A Machine Gun (200, discount)
Ho. Ho. Ho.
>Muscle Shirt (Free)
>Bulletproof Vest (200)
Combine the two, and you end up with a certain iconic 80's look that you just can't say no to.

Ten years of doing things that would probably give Michael Bay inspiration. Yeah. This should be fun, but I wonder if I can actually be a normal cop in all of this? At least it means I can put a dent in the crime rate.