English Dogs in Bangkok (2020) EN

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A dog in the
Cambridge English Dictionary

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is a domesticated
carnivorous mammal.

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That's me.

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Another kind of dog
is my ex-wife Tracy.

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She was shagging my best mate
and business partner, Jungle.

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They both were
conspiring against me.

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You promised me he'd
be out of the way by now.

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And he doesn't
even know about us.

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Look, woman,
it's being planned.

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This time next week, he'll be
a memory, a distant memory.

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Now put the fucking kettle on.

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Jungle
and his meathead mate

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went to see the man who can.

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Ex-military and long-term
friend of my family.

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Terry made us untouchable.

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He would clean and launder
anything Jungle and I grabbed

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from shitty pawn shops
to high street banks.

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Terry's relationship
with the local hunters

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provided us the guns, the bikes,

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and we had the dogs
bollocks to do it.

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All right, Terry.

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Thought I'd come and
see you, me old mate.

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Oh, ain't I honored.

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Ain't you just, eh?

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What's wrong
with Stevie boy here?

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Back to business Terry.

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Got a fight next week.

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I want you and
Byron there, yeah?

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Okay.

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Two o'clock.

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Sounds good.

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Usual place.

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No worries.

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Don't be late.

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Back to your racing, Terry.

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See ya there.

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A week later
I arrived on my Tod.

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There was no Terry; he went
bloody greyhound racing.

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He'll be arriving
there right now.

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Who's there to meet him then?

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Dave!

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The beast-master himself.

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Where's the fight, Dave?

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Cut the bullshit.

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You stole our money.

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Pleased to see you too Dave.

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You on the fucking
juice again or what?

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Dave always thought Byron
was ripping the firm off.

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So,
who's your money on?

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100 quid on Byron to win.

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He'll sucker punch him
with that knuckle duster

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his dad gave him.

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That's his trademark,
you know that.

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But what you don't know,

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Dave's got a metal
plate in his jaw

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from that ruck we had
with them Birmingham lads.

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So, if you lose, you're
buying the Chinese and all.

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We'll see!

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Give me my fucking money!

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When you're
lying on your hospital bed,

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you don't see bright lights.

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You don't see the
bloody fairies.

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That's a lode of
hippie bollocks.

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You just see the horrible
mangy dogs that put you there.

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Two months a broken nose
and eight stitches later,

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I woke up from my nightmare,

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determined to be the
leader in the pack.

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This ain't over, Terry.

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You know that Jungle
is gonna stitch you up

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with that gun.

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Take this.

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These are the keys
to my apartment.

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There's no trace on any of it.

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And I've contacted Dutch for ya.

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You know what they say
about the land of smiles?

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Sun.

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Sea.

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Sex!

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My eyes were
popping out of my head.

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I'd never seen anything like it.

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If heaven and hell
threw a party,

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this is what it would look like.

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There was something for
everyone, even chicks with dicks.

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Women in bikinis
and enough strobes

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to give you a
bloody heart attack.

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Dangerous, debauched, and dirty.

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And then comes the
age-old chat up line

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that makes every man
feel like a king.

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Hey sexy man!

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Where are you going?

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Going to get a drink.

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And it works.

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I can take you somewhere nice.

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You ever been with a Thai girl?

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We can have sex all night,

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and I make you breakfast
in the morning.

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I don't normally
listen to the hype.

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But you ain't seen nothing

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till you lived a
night in Bangkok.

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The next day I woke up late.

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It had been a busy night.

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I felt like a man reborn.

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I left girl inside snoring,
and she never cooked me

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that bloody breakfast
in the morning.

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She never kept her
side of the bargain.

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Anyway, I made my way
through the city streets.

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The roads were like
motorways polluted

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and rivers of traffic flowing
around in all directions.

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I had an appointment to
keep with Terry's contact.

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When years ago, they had
a car business going,

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a very lucrative one indeed,

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stealing cars from
Eastern Europe

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and driving them over to
the UK and then selling them

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to high-class
businessmen in the city.

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Until they got busted of course.

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It was time to meet Dutch.

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Take a seat, Byron.

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So, how's Bangkok?

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Yeah, Bangkok's good.

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It's a fucking crazy town.

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Welcome to Thailand.

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Thanks.

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You like my place?

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I mean, it's Dutch.

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Looks good, nice.

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I see you got a nose problem.

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What happened?

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Yeah, I had a few
issues back home.

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Only a small problem though.

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If you've got a
problem, you come to me.

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You wanna have a drink, Byron?

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I'll have a beer please.

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I ordered some
frikandels for you.

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Real Dutch snacks you know.

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Try those.

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I want you to taste them.

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Do you like it?

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Tastes good, yeah.

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Anyway, enough about snacks.

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So, what's your plan, man?

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Terry said that you're gonna
be here for while, right?

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I'll be here for a short time.

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But I got an open ticket though.

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Open ticket?

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Keep that open ticket, man.

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I think you're never
gonna return though.

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Ha ha.

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It's like a Disneyland
for adults here.

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You can shag any
women in any place.

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You'll feel like a king here.

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You'll be surrounded by
all those pussies here.

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There's no escape.

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Well, there is.

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When the bill arrives,
then they're gone.

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Your money as well.

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No money, no honey.

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Sounds like my ex, you know.

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Done the same thing to me,
stitched right fucking kipper.

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Byron, look at that
guy behind you there.

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You see that?

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He's gonna shag
that girl very soon.

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I like to watch it.

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Like the whole process.

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I mean, look at that man.

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The marketing is great.

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The product is shit.

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Back to business.

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Don't stick that nose of yours
into any bullshit here, okay?

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No worries, no problem.

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Don't solve
anything yourself.

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I understand.

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So, yeah, I have a
few businesses out here.

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I mean, I'm always
willing to expand.

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Only with good guys.

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Like you.

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Thanks for the offer.

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But as I said, I am only
here for a short time.

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You're gonna
love Thailand, man.

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Yeah,
thanks for seeing me.

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Anyway, Terry told me
to keep an eye on you.

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Show me your eyes.

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I have a crocodile farm.

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I'm a shareholder of it.

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I want you to go with me.

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- Thanks.
- So, take care, man.

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Bye.

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It's nice to meet you Byron.

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Thank you.

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Hey, come on, get up!

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Police are
investigating an armed robbery

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that took place at 1:00 pm today

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at the 6th Avenue
nightclub in Cambridge.

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The club is known to be
frequented by known criminals,

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and the police believe that
this is a start of a turf war.

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Police have linked the robbery

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to Byron Harrison,
who is at large.

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They have stated he
is armed and dangerous

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and must not be approached.

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Come on, Byron, pick up.

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Come on, Pick up
the fucking phone.

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Fucking Jungle!

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He's definitely used
the fucking gun.

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What?

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I knew this would be the day

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I regretted the job
I did years ago.

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Jungle demanded the
firm silence someone.

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Move.

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Move!

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Move!

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Shut the fuck up!

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Move!

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The Brazilian Mastiff

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is known for its aggressiveness
and impetuous temperament.

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It's also a thieving bastard

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and will shag your
wife when you're away.

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Marcello, where's
the fucking money?

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I don't know
about money, guys.

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What do you mean you
don't know about money?

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I don't know
nothing about money.

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Where's the fucking money?

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Look at me, you cunt!

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I don't know.

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- Oi!
- Where's the money?

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You got two choices.

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Number one, I put a slug in
that fucking head of yours!

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Number two, you tell me
where the fucking money is!

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Guys, you know what
happened here, no?

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Marcello.

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My father, my
brother, my sister,

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my dog, my cat fuck your wife.

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What do you mean fuck my life?

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He know!

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You have one small
problem, you know?

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Fuck my life, or fuck my wife?

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Your wife, your wife!

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My wife?

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Yeah, fuck her.

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What the fuck's
he talking about?

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He's talking fucking shit.

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Fuck with your friend.

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Marcello!

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Marcello, look at me!

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You believe in this guy?

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Come on.

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Look at his
fucking eyes, Dave!

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Can't you see what he's
fucking trying to do?

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Look at him!

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Look at him!

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Don't believe this guy, man.

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And never trust
an Australian pit bull

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who wants to be the
number one alpha.

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Fuck you!

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Why the fuck did
you do that for?

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Huh?

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Did you fuck my wife?

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Dave, why would I
want to fuck your wife?

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Huh, why?

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You believe in this shit.

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How old are you?

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What's this?

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It's your little finger.

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What's this?

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You tell me.

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One mistake I made

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was leaving the gun
for Dave to destroy.

267
00:14:10,980 --> 00:14:12,286
And this how Jungle framed me.

268
00:14:12,329 --> 00:14:14,027
Take this get rid of it.

269
00:14:15,245 --> 00:14:17,334
There's
been a robbery.

270
00:14:17,378 --> 00:14:19,162
It's all over the news.

271
00:14:19,206 --> 00:14:20,424
Have I
been set up, Terry?

272
00:14:20,468 --> 00:14:22,426
I don't
know right now, okay?

273
00:14:22,470 --> 00:14:24,385
It could be a murder wrap.

274
00:14:24,428 --> 00:14:25,386
A fucking murder rap?

275
00:14:25,429 --> 00:14:26,691
You taking the piss?

276
00:14:26,735 --> 00:14:27,823
What the fuck am I
meant to do, Terry?

277
00:14:27,867 --> 00:14:29,390
Leave this with me.

278
00:14:33,133 --> 00:14:36,745
Hey Kate, when are you gonna
get ass out of fucking bed?

279
00:14:36,788 --> 00:14:37,877
What the fuck am
I paying you for?

280
00:14:47,408 --> 00:14:50,019
What the fuck has
she been doing?

281
00:14:55,024 --> 00:14:55,895
Fucking slut!

282
00:15:19,962 --> 00:15:21,137
Fucking bitch.

283
00:15:27,927 --> 00:15:30,016
What's going on?

284
00:15:30,059 --> 00:15:32,932
Where's my fucking
cards and money?

285
00:15:32,975 --> 00:15:34,934
Piss off, asshole!

286
00:15:34,977 --> 00:15:36,544
Where's my fucking cards?

287
00:15:36,587 --> 00:15:38,111
Hey, what the fuck
is going on here, mate?

288
00:15:38,154 --> 00:15:40,287
Got a fucking problem
with the girl or what?

289
00:15:40,330 --> 00:15:41,853
She's got my fucking money.

290
00:15:41,897 --> 00:15:43,333
Do yourself a favor, yeah?

291
00:15:43,377 --> 00:15:44,160
Fuck off.

292
00:15:54,344 --> 00:15:55,128
No!

293
00:15:57,957 --> 00:16:00,960
Where's my fucking
cards and money?

294
00:16:02,570 --> 00:16:05,442
Where's my fucking
cards and money?

295
00:16:07,053 --> 00:16:08,445
Speak to Joe.

296
00:16:08,489 --> 00:16:09,272
Joe?

297
00:16:10,404 --> 00:16:11,971
Who the fuck is Joe?

298
00:16:13,668 --> 00:16:14,669
Boys Town.

299
00:16:15,670 --> 00:16:16,627
Boys Town?

300
00:16:16,671 --> 00:16:18,194
What the fuck is that shit?

301
00:16:18,238 --> 00:16:19,021
Huh?

302
00:16:20,283 --> 00:16:21,981
Go to Cockatoo Bar.

303
00:16:30,511 --> 00:16:32,382
Who's the wanker now?

304
00:17:45,586 --> 00:17:47,066
Hello, mate.

305
00:17:47,109 --> 00:17:48,502
Yeah, what do you need?

306
00:17:48,545 --> 00:17:50,678
I'm looking for the Cockatoo
Bar, a guy called Joe.

307
00:17:50,721 --> 00:17:51,592
Joe?

308
00:17:51,635 --> 00:17:52,767
Never heard of him.

309
00:17:54,508 --> 00:17:55,422
You sure?

310
00:17:55,465 --> 00:17:56,336
Yeah, sure.

311
00:17:56,379 --> 00:17:57,598
What do you need?

312
00:17:59,165 --> 00:18:03,082
Katie told me you could get
me some cards, some plastic.

313
00:18:03,125 --> 00:18:04,561
All right.

314
00:18:04,605 --> 00:18:07,216
Go straight, second
door on your left.

315
00:18:07,260 --> 00:18:08,348
Thanks.

316
00:18:38,813 --> 00:18:41,120
Yo, that would be our guest.

317
00:18:45,950 --> 00:18:47,865
I've come to see Joe.

318
00:19:01,227 --> 00:19:04,839
So, what can I do you for
in my house of ill repute?

319
00:19:04,882 --> 00:19:07,233
I can get you anything you need.

320
00:19:07,276 --> 00:19:10,279
I can get you Asian,
Caucasian, Eurasian,

321
00:19:10,323 --> 00:19:12,977
Australasian, Afrasian and for
the really truly disturbed,

322
00:19:13,021 --> 00:19:16,024
I can even get you youthanasian.

323
00:19:17,330 --> 00:19:18,679
And of course, there's
the specifics of it all.

324
00:19:18,722 --> 00:19:20,159
I mean, do you want a female?

325
00:19:21,638 --> 00:19:23,162
Male?

326
00:19:23,205 --> 00:19:24,337
Ladyboy?

327
00:19:24,380 --> 00:19:25,120
Tomboy?

328
00:19:25,164 --> 00:19:26,165
Homeboy?

329
00:19:26,208 --> 00:19:26,948
Cowboy?

330
00:19:26,991 --> 00:19:27,731
Playboy?

331
00:19:27,775 --> 00:19:28,515
Toyboy?

332
00:19:28,558 --> 00:19:29,385
Schoolboy?

333
00:19:31,735 --> 00:19:32,475
Atta boy!

334
00:19:34,477 --> 00:19:36,175
I feel obligated to
mention that we have

335
00:19:36,218 --> 00:19:38,351
a two-for-one special
on Manginas this week.

336
00:19:38,394 --> 00:19:40,831
It's a rarity in the market.

337
00:19:40,875 --> 00:19:44,095
So, welcome to Joe's
emporium of sleaze.

338
00:19:46,097 --> 00:19:47,403
Now, what do you want?

339
00:19:47,447 --> 00:19:49,666
Katie told me you
could get me some cards.

340
00:19:49,710 --> 00:19:51,538
Oh, drat.

341
00:19:51,581 --> 00:19:54,454
Here I was, thinking I
was about to get lucky.

342
00:19:55,890 --> 00:19:57,021
Kate you say.

343
00:19:57,065 --> 00:19:58,327
Oh, what a girl, huh?

344
00:19:58,371 --> 00:19:59,937
My top student.

345
00:19:59,981 --> 00:20:01,722
The best ass ever!

346
00:20:03,158 --> 00:20:04,855
My little anal angel.

347
00:20:06,466 --> 00:20:07,902
You need to teach her
to stay to cook breakfast.

348
00:20:07,945 --> 00:20:10,296
She says that to
all her customers.

349
00:20:10,339 --> 00:20:11,949
She's a shit cook anyway.

350
00:20:11,993 --> 00:20:13,342
She'd probably poison ya.

351
00:20:14,213 --> 00:20:15,301
Now, down to business.

352
00:20:16,911 --> 00:20:21,132
You're in the right
place at the right time.

353
00:20:21,176 --> 00:20:23,961
I just received a
bunch of new cards.

354
00:20:24,005 --> 00:20:26,225
And they're from the UK.

355
00:20:26,268 --> 00:20:29,184
This is what we call a
serendipitous encounter.

356
00:20:30,185 --> 00:20:31,317
Really?

357
00:20:31,360 --> 00:20:33,188
Some might even say kismet.

358
00:20:33,232 --> 00:20:34,363
Must be my lucky day.

359
00:20:37,410 --> 00:20:39,325
200,000 baht
and they're yours.

360
00:20:39,368 --> 00:20:41,414
I've got the cash
here with me right now.

361
00:20:43,154 --> 00:20:46,810
But do you ever mix
business with pleasure?

362
00:20:50,858 --> 00:20:51,815
You read my mind.

363
00:20:53,774 --> 00:20:57,038
I have been known to have a
predilection for beastly men.

364
00:20:59,345 --> 00:21:00,737
Are you a beastly man?

365
00:21:03,610 --> 00:21:04,350
This way.

366
00:21:20,148 --> 00:21:22,106
I need to kiss you.

367
00:21:22,150 --> 00:21:25,327
And I like to be the giver
and not the receiver.

368
00:21:26,633 --> 00:21:28,896
I wouldn't have
it any other way.

369
00:21:28,939 --> 00:21:30,201
Don't be gentle, darling.

370
00:21:31,507 --> 00:21:33,814
That's fine my me, sweetheart.

371
00:21:39,036 --> 00:21:40,995
It's gonna be hard.

372
00:21:41,038 --> 00:21:42,997
Fuck me like you hate me!

373
00:21:43,040 --> 00:21:43,780
Close your eyes!

374
00:21:43,824 --> 00:21:45,391
Give it to me!

375
00:21:45,434 --> 00:21:47,523
Here it comes!

376
00:21:49,308 --> 00:21:50,787
Fuck, fuck!

377
00:22:08,762 --> 00:22:09,545
Oi!

378
00:22:16,770 --> 00:22:18,859
You motherfucker!

379
00:22:21,862 --> 00:22:22,863
Cheers, mate.

380
00:22:22,906 --> 00:22:23,690
Cheers.

381
00:22:27,520 --> 00:22:29,522
I'm gonna kill you!

382
00:22:37,965 --> 00:22:39,662
Now, you
can beat a dog,

383
00:22:39,706 --> 00:22:42,448
and it's gonna do
one of two things.

384
00:22:42,491 --> 00:22:44,406
One, it's gonna
roll over and die.

385
00:22:44,450 --> 00:22:47,278
Or two, it's gonna bite ya,

386
00:22:47,322 --> 00:22:49,368
Now, I'm the kind of dog
that's gonna bite ya.

387
00:22:51,892 --> 00:22:53,981
I snapped Dutch up on his offer

388
00:22:54,024 --> 00:22:56,549
and we went to his
beloved crocodile farm.

389
00:22:56,592 --> 00:22:58,551
I needed to talk some business.

390
00:22:58,594 --> 00:23:00,727
And of course,
recycle some meat.

391
00:23:02,337 --> 00:23:03,773
Wow, that one's bloody massive!

392
00:23:04,644 --> 00:23:06,210
That's nothing, man.

393
00:23:06,254 --> 00:23:07,429
There's much bigger one's here.

394
00:23:07,473 --> 00:23:08,387
- Yeah?
- Oh yeah.

395
00:23:09,953 --> 00:23:12,739
You know, we feed them steroids.

396
00:23:12,782 --> 00:23:13,783
You what?

397
00:23:13,827 --> 00:23:14,697
Steroids.

398
00:23:16,003 --> 00:23:17,308
In 12 months, they
grow from one feet

399
00:23:17,352 --> 00:23:19,659
to about 10 feet in no time.

400
00:23:19,702 --> 00:23:21,878
We give them double the amount
you normally give to humans.

401
00:23:21,922 --> 00:23:23,706
That's why they're so
fucking aggressive.

402
00:23:23,750 --> 00:23:25,142
Chinese love it.

403
00:23:25,186 --> 00:23:27,362
That's why it's a big market.

404
00:23:27,406 --> 00:23:28,929
Between you and me, ah?

405
00:23:28,972 --> 00:23:30,974
We have the reputation
here of supplying

406
00:23:31,018 --> 00:23:33,586
the best meat in all
of South East Asia.

407
00:23:33,629 --> 00:23:34,804
But come on, Dutch.

408
00:23:34,848 --> 00:23:36,719
Don't they test the meat?

409
00:23:36,763 --> 00:23:37,981
For that yearly test?

410
00:23:38,025 --> 00:23:38,939
Come on.

411
00:23:38,982 --> 00:23:40,723
You see that basin over there?

412
00:23:40,767 --> 00:23:41,724
Yeah.

413
00:23:41,768 --> 00:23:43,073
Those two crocodiles in there.

414
00:23:43,117 --> 00:23:45,685
Those are the ones which
are not on steroids.

415
00:23:45,728 --> 00:23:47,034
That's how we pass the test.

416
00:23:47,077 --> 00:23:48,601
Easy.

417
00:23:48,644 --> 00:23:51,299
All those fucking Yanks and
Aussies, they get big right.

418
00:23:51,342 --> 00:23:53,257
They don't even know why.

419
00:23:53,301 --> 00:23:54,433
Even when you do
that test, you know?

420
00:23:54,476 --> 00:23:55,434
That bodybuilding test.

421
00:23:56,870 --> 00:23:58,872
It doesn't show up;
it's not in the blood.

422
00:23:58,915 --> 00:23:59,699
You eat the meat.

423
00:24:01,265 --> 00:24:02,528
Makes sense.

424
00:24:02,571 --> 00:24:04,573
So how many do you
go through in a year?

425
00:24:04,617 --> 00:24:05,618
10,000.

426
00:24:06,793 --> 00:24:08,490
I'm gonna show you more.

427
00:24:08,534 --> 00:24:09,273
God.

428
00:24:15,062 --> 00:24:16,629
So, Byron, this
is big business.

429
00:24:18,195 --> 00:24:20,633
Over there we have more
than a thousand crocodiles.

430
00:24:20,676 --> 00:24:21,460
Shit, really?

431
00:24:22,548 --> 00:24:23,549
What do you do with 'em?

432
00:24:23,592 --> 00:24:25,507
Handbags, jackets.

433
00:24:25,551 --> 00:24:26,856
Meat.

434
00:24:26,900 --> 00:24:28,858
Mostly we sell to
USA and Australia.

435
00:24:28,902 --> 00:24:30,860
We have a concept here.

436
00:24:30,904 --> 00:24:31,992
Nothing goes to waste.

437
00:24:33,559 --> 00:24:35,517
So even the off cuts we
feed back to the crocodiles.

438
00:24:35,561 --> 00:24:37,214
That's the meat like the most.

439
00:24:39,521 --> 00:24:40,783
Remember that Dutch
snack, frikandel?

440
00:24:40,827 --> 00:24:41,610
Yeah.

441
00:24:41,654 --> 00:24:42,655
Same concept.

442
00:24:44,308 --> 00:24:46,267
Sounds good, Dutch.

443
00:24:46,310 --> 00:24:48,574
You know, I'm into a
bit of recycling myself.

444
00:25:24,653 --> 00:25:25,524
They love it.

445
00:25:31,138 --> 00:25:34,097
Dutch,
I got a problem.

446
00:25:34,141 --> 00:25:35,621
The other night, I
got my cards stolen.

447
00:25:35,664 --> 00:25:37,536
Now I've got limited cash.

448
00:25:37,579 --> 00:25:40,016
I'd like to take you
up on your offer.

449
00:25:40,060 --> 00:25:42,671
So now you want
to take up my offer?

450
00:25:42,715 --> 00:25:43,716
Great.

451
00:25:43,759 --> 00:25:45,456
How you get your
cards stolen, man?

452
00:25:45,500 --> 00:25:46,719
I slept with a hooker.

453
00:25:48,068 --> 00:25:50,636
I got drunk, and she
took everything I had.

454
00:25:51,767 --> 00:25:53,377
You shut up, yeah.

455
00:25:53,421 --> 00:25:54,988
Okay, you report those cards
stolen to the bank, yeah.

456
00:25:55,031 --> 00:25:56,511
get them replaced in one day.

457
00:25:56,555 --> 00:25:57,251
It's solved.

458
00:25:57,294 --> 00:25:58,731
I can't do that.

459
00:25:58,774 --> 00:26:00,210
Those cards belong to Terry
if you know what I mean.

460
00:26:00,254 --> 00:26:01,647
Terry's cards?

461
00:26:02,561 --> 00:26:03,823
Byron, man.

462
00:26:03,866 --> 00:26:05,172
What the fuck are
you doing, man?

463
00:26:05,215 --> 00:26:07,174
You don't know Bangkok, do you?

464
00:26:07,217 --> 00:26:09,219
Tell me that fucking bar now.

465
00:26:09,263 --> 00:26:10,656
I went back there last night.

466
00:26:10,699 --> 00:26:12,527
There was no cards, no money.

467
00:26:12,571 --> 00:26:14,529
But I found out where they went.

468
00:26:14,573 --> 00:26:16,052
Let him talk, you fuck!

469
00:26:16,096 --> 00:26:16,879
You keep going.

470
00:26:18,315 --> 00:26:20,274
She was with some
English sexpat.

471
00:26:20,317 --> 00:26:22,319
He got a bit lippy,
so I knocked him out.

472
00:26:23,625 --> 00:26:25,584
But I found out
where the cards went.

473
00:26:26,454 --> 00:26:27,934
What did I tell you, man?

474
00:26:27,977 --> 00:26:30,023
You should come and
contact me first, yeah?

475
00:26:30,066 --> 00:26:34,941
Look, they won't even
remember me, so don't worry.

476
00:26:34,984 --> 00:26:35,768
Okay.

477
00:26:37,378 --> 00:26:40,990
Byron, I want you to start
working tomorrow, yeah?

478
00:26:41,034 --> 00:26:42,601
I'm gonna drop Mariya off now.

479
00:26:43,950 --> 00:26:45,604
Tomorrow, you come to my
place in Sukhumvit, yeah?

480
00:26:45,647 --> 00:26:47,040
My villa.

481
00:26:47,083 --> 00:26:48,737
See you then.

482
00:27:08,539 --> 00:27:11,455
I have had a girl
with two pussies, man.

483
00:27:11,499 --> 00:27:12,369
Two fucking pussies.

484
00:27:12,413 --> 00:27:14,067
She was sleeping sideways.

485
00:27:14,110 --> 00:27:17,461
I was maybe a little bit
drunk, but I saw two pussies.

486
00:27:20,508 --> 00:27:22,684
I guess you're making
a pretty penny here.

487
00:27:22,728 --> 00:27:24,207
We do, man.

488
00:27:24,251 --> 00:27:25,731
Well if that's the case,

489
00:27:25,774 --> 00:27:27,471
why are we stuck on
a shitty river boat

490
00:27:27,515 --> 00:27:28,821
and we're not driving
around Bangkok

491
00:27:28,864 --> 00:27:30,431
in some nice flashy motor?

492
00:27:30,474 --> 00:27:31,998
We stay low profile, man.

493
00:27:32,041 --> 00:27:34,087
Low profile is
the key, you know?

494
00:27:34,130 --> 00:27:36,829
If a cop see you in a car,
they're gonna pull you aside.

495
00:27:36,872 --> 00:27:39,179
They find all kind of
tricks to get money off you.

496
00:27:39,222 --> 00:27:40,006
It's not good.

497
00:27:40,049 --> 00:27:40,789
Now were free.

498
00:27:40,833 --> 00:27:42,095
Free men.

499
00:27:42,138 --> 00:27:43,792
But don't they need
a warrant for that?

500
00:27:43,836 --> 00:27:46,447
You know the salary of a cop
is about 10,000 baht a month.

501
00:27:46,490 --> 00:27:48,144
You'll see, near the
end of every month,

502
00:27:48,188 --> 00:27:49,450
they get very fanatic, ah?

503
00:27:49,493 --> 00:27:51,713
Making roadblocks,
and it's so obvious

504
00:27:51,757 --> 00:27:53,889
even the people
make jokes about it.

505
00:27:53,933 --> 00:27:54,803
Okay, I understand that.

506
00:27:54,847 --> 00:27:56,065
Yeah.

507
00:27:56,109 --> 00:27:57,632
But if your making
all this money,

508
00:27:57,676 --> 00:27:58,851
what are you doing with it?

509
00:27:58,894 --> 00:28:01,941
I have my investments
man, and more.

510
00:28:01,984 --> 00:28:02,724
And?

511
00:28:02,768 --> 00:28:03,769
Yellow fever.

512
00:28:05,684 --> 00:28:07,163
What's that?

513
00:28:07,207 --> 00:28:08,121
Thai girls.

514
00:28:08,164 --> 00:28:09,078
Asians pussy.

515
00:28:11,515 --> 00:28:12,865
Think you got it
already, Byron, I'm sure.

516
00:28:12,908 --> 00:28:13,822
Maybe.

517
00:28:13,866 --> 00:28:14,649
He's got it.

518
00:28:16,869 --> 00:28:17,652
Looks like it.

519
00:28:19,436 --> 00:28:20,786
Oh yeah, that's clear.

520
00:28:20,829 --> 00:28:21,917
Let's get out of here.

521
00:28:41,415 --> 00:28:42,546
Always watch yourself.

522
00:28:51,642 --> 00:28:52,992
Yeah, man.

523
00:28:53,035 --> 00:28:55,211
You go to the airport
tonight, pick up that girl.

524
00:28:55,255 --> 00:28:56,822
Go Hong Kong two weeks.

525
00:28:56,865 --> 00:28:58,345
Then you go to Korea, got it?

526
00:28:58,388 --> 00:28:59,738
Hey, can I shag the girl?

527
00:29:00,869 --> 00:29:02,784
Shag the girl!

528
00:29:02,828 --> 00:29:03,785
Stay professional, yeah.

529
00:29:06,092 --> 00:29:06,875
Go!

530
00:29:10,444 --> 00:29:11,445
I can't believe it.

531
00:29:11,488 --> 00:29:12,881
Fuck!

532
00:29:12,925 --> 00:29:14,840
You can't trust your
own personnel anymore.

533
00:30:02,757 --> 00:30:03,540
Why Chinatown?

534
00:30:04,846 --> 00:30:06,848
We have an export
business as a front.

535
00:30:06,892 --> 00:30:10,721
Flip flops, umbrellas,
whatever you call it.

536
00:30:10,765 --> 00:30:12,375
Nobody bothers even
to question us.

537
00:30:19,905 --> 00:30:21,732
Blimey, Dutch.

538
00:30:21,776 --> 00:30:23,299
This place.

539
00:30:23,343 --> 00:30:24,779
It's a proper shit hole.

540
00:30:26,868 --> 00:30:28,087
It's deeper than your ass.

541
00:30:38,010 --> 00:30:39,402
Watch your head.

542
00:30:42,101 --> 00:30:43,319
So, here it is.

543
00:30:46,932 --> 00:30:48,803
Oh yeah, look at that.

544
00:30:52,938 --> 00:30:53,895
Perfect.

545
00:30:57,029 --> 00:31:00,859
Here we pack, dispatch steroids.

546
00:31:00,902 --> 00:31:03,252
Slimming tabs, some other stuff.

547
00:31:03,296 --> 00:31:05,428
I'm gonna tell you
about this later.

548
00:31:05,472 --> 00:31:06,516
I can tell you now.

549
00:31:07,778 --> 00:31:09,258
I'm too old to be
packing tablets.

550
00:31:10,825 --> 00:31:12,348
Terry asked me
to help you out.

551
00:31:12,392 --> 00:31:13,523
That's what I am doing.

552
00:31:16,700 --> 00:31:19,921
Tik, can you get us two beers?

553
00:31:20,966 --> 00:31:22,881
You okay with that?

554
00:31:22,924 --> 00:31:24,447
Time to talk some business.

555
00:31:24,491 --> 00:31:25,361
Take a seat, Byron.

556
00:31:31,802 --> 00:31:34,544
So then, Dutch, time is money.

557
00:31:34,588 --> 00:31:35,328
Tell me more.

558
00:31:35,371 --> 00:31:36,198
Okay, look.

559
00:31:38,070 --> 00:31:39,593
I got my network, yeah.

560
00:31:39,636 --> 00:31:40,420
Worldwide.

561
00:31:41,421 --> 00:31:42,988
With dealers and stuff.

562
00:31:43,031 --> 00:31:46,078
I buy the steroids from all
over the place here in Bangkok.

563
00:31:46,121 --> 00:31:48,341
From various chemists.

564
00:31:48,384 --> 00:31:49,820
Customer wires me the money.

565
00:31:50,734 --> 00:31:52,562
I'll dispatch it here.

566
00:31:52,606 --> 00:31:53,346
Simple.

567
00:31:56,088 --> 00:31:57,219
Okay.

568
00:31:57,263 --> 00:31:58,177
Oh yeah.

569
00:31:58,220 --> 00:32:00,353
So, what do you need me for?

570
00:32:00,396 --> 00:32:01,832
I want you...

571
00:32:05,097 --> 00:32:06,750
to expand my business.

572
00:32:06,794 --> 00:32:08,143
You're the right guy for that.

573
00:32:10,493 --> 00:32:11,277
Why me?

574
00:32:11,320 --> 00:32:12,104
Terry.

575
00:32:13,409 --> 00:32:14,280
He told me you made
your crew back home

576
00:32:14,323 --> 00:32:15,368
a fortune, didn't you?

577
00:32:15,411 --> 00:32:16,717
Yeah.

578
00:32:16,760 --> 00:32:18,762
Man, I think if
we work together...

579
00:32:20,939 --> 00:32:22,070
we can be a great team.

580
00:32:24,203 --> 00:32:26,553
Well, I plan on
staying a bit longer.

581
00:32:28,598 --> 00:32:29,382
Tell me more.

582
00:32:30,949 --> 00:32:31,732
Here we go.

583
00:32:34,474 --> 00:32:37,477
These little babies
here are Thai Pinks.

584
00:32:37,520 --> 00:32:40,262
This is five milligrams
of pure Anabol.

585
00:32:41,829 --> 00:32:43,265
Best seller in the whole market.

586
00:32:45,006 --> 00:32:48,140
Weightlifters, competition
lifters, whatever, movie stars.

587
00:32:49,402 --> 00:32:51,143
All of them.

588
00:32:51,186 --> 00:32:52,796
What do you think?

589
00:32:52,840 --> 00:32:56,452
What if I tell you you can gain
10 kilos in 10 fucking days?

590
00:32:57,671 --> 00:32:58,411
Pure muscle.

591
00:32:59,673 --> 00:33:01,283
This is what we feed
to the crocodiles.

592
00:33:02,415 --> 00:33:03,242
And I like it too.

593
00:33:06,941 --> 00:33:08,160
Dutch.

594
00:33:08,203 --> 00:33:09,900
I've been told about this stuff.

595
00:33:09,944 --> 00:33:11,206
It shrinks your balls.

596
00:33:14,166 --> 00:33:15,384
Well, you know.

597
00:33:16,603 --> 00:33:19,301
We have a counter
hormone to balance that.

598
00:33:19,345 --> 00:33:20,563
All right?

599
00:33:20,607 --> 00:33:21,912
Also, some slimming
tabs and stuff.

600
00:33:21,956 --> 00:33:24,002
So, for every problem
we have a solution.

601
00:33:25,177 --> 00:33:26,917
There's many problems
in the world.

602
00:33:28,180 --> 00:33:29,964
That's why we have
a lot of business.

603
00:33:30,008 --> 00:33:32,749
We have many
businesses from now on.

604
00:33:32,793 --> 00:33:35,143
Sounds like a good business.

605
00:33:35,187 --> 00:33:36,536
Yeah, it is.

606
00:33:36,579 --> 00:33:39,495
Well, those counter
hormones, here's one of them.

607
00:33:40,540 --> 00:33:41,323
You need to take them.

608
00:33:41,367 --> 00:33:42,150
If not...

609
00:33:44,457 --> 00:33:46,024
roid rage, heart attacks.

610
00:33:46,981 --> 00:33:49,201
You can even grow some tits, ah?

611
00:33:49,244 --> 00:33:52,030
I had a customer last
time, he came back to me.

612
00:33:52,073 --> 00:33:53,683
Big problem.

613
00:33:53,727 --> 00:33:55,555
He had a left tit
growing, Byron.

614
00:33:57,252 --> 00:33:58,819
Looked like a fucking hamburger.

615
00:33:58,862 --> 00:33:59,820
You won't believe it.

616
00:33:59,863 --> 00:34:00,995
I was shocked too.

617
00:34:01,039 --> 00:34:02,388
I've seen many
things in my life.

618
00:34:02,431 --> 00:34:03,171
But it was big!

619
00:34:04,781 --> 00:34:06,218
And he asked me like, "Why?"

620
00:34:06,261 --> 00:34:08,046
I said, "Well, you didn't
follow my advice, you know?"

621
00:34:09,438 --> 00:34:10,613
You live and learn, right?

622
00:34:10,657 --> 00:34:12,354
He didn't have money for this.

623
00:34:12,398 --> 00:34:13,225
Well.

624
00:34:13,268 --> 00:34:14,487
Then...

625
00:34:14,530 --> 00:34:15,314
All right.

626
00:34:20,275 --> 00:34:21,146
Jimmy.

627
00:34:21,189 --> 00:34:22,060
Where are you now?

628
00:34:25,846 --> 00:34:27,239
Who's walking up here?

629
00:34:27,282 --> 00:34:28,370
There's nobody coming.

630
00:34:29,241 --> 00:34:30,242
My place?

631
00:34:31,721 --> 00:34:32,983
You sure?

632
00:34:36,552 --> 00:34:38,728
What's this, the boys brigade?

633
00:34:38,772 --> 00:34:40,556
You bad man!

634
00:34:40,600 --> 00:34:41,470
I remember you!

635
00:34:41,514 --> 00:34:42,863
Your one of Joe's guys, right?

636
00:34:44,865 --> 00:34:46,258
You know each other?

637
00:34:46,301 --> 00:34:47,563
I had a problem with his boss.

638
00:34:47,607 --> 00:34:49,391
I told you at the
crocodile farm.

639
00:34:49,435 --> 00:34:50,175
You mean Joe?

640
00:34:50,218 --> 00:34:51,219
What's this?

641
00:34:53,569 --> 00:34:55,223
Hello.

642
00:34:55,267 --> 00:34:57,791
Joe's in intensive care
having his stump sorted out.

643
00:34:57,834 --> 00:34:58,574
Yeah?

644
00:35:00,228 --> 00:35:02,970
Well, next time I'll chop
your fucking bollocks off.

645
00:35:03,013 --> 00:35:04,319
And I feed you them!

646
00:35:05,451 --> 00:35:06,452
Calm down.

647
00:35:06,495 --> 00:35:07,453
Joe!

648
00:35:07,496 --> 00:35:08,323
Nah, it ain't Joe!

649
00:35:08,367 --> 00:35:09,977
It's Bow.

650
00:35:10,020 --> 00:35:11,065
Don't worry about bow, you mug.

651
00:35:11,109 --> 00:35:12,327
It's me innit.

652
00:35:12,371 --> 00:35:14,068
You know Joe's got
the DEA in his pocket.

653
00:35:14,112 --> 00:35:15,417
Your fucked!

654
00:35:15,461 --> 00:35:17,245
Okay.

655
00:35:17,289 --> 00:35:18,116
Then bring it on.

656
00:35:28,169 --> 00:35:29,997
I make some Thai noodle soup.

657
00:35:30,040 --> 00:35:30,824
Okay!

658
00:35:40,312 --> 00:35:41,226
You fucked up,

659
00:35:44,229 --> 00:35:46,753
You bring Mariya upstairs
to Mr. Wang's office, yeah?

660
00:35:46,796 --> 00:35:48,146
Thai wives
are known for cutting

661
00:35:48,189 --> 00:35:49,843
their cheating
husbands' dicks off.

662
00:35:49,886 --> 00:35:51,323
I did the same thing to him.

663
00:35:53,673 --> 00:35:55,501
I'll get back to you.

664
00:35:57,807 --> 00:36:00,767
I was in a
city of 8,281,000 people.

665
00:36:02,377 --> 00:36:04,292
The world is a small place.

666
00:36:04,336 --> 00:36:07,208
Six degrees of separation is
the idea that all living things

667
00:36:07,252 --> 00:36:09,558
are six degrees away
from each other.

668
00:36:09,602 --> 00:36:12,170
That quote is right.

669
00:36:12,213 --> 00:36:14,868
Dutch and Joe were
old business partners.

670
00:36:14,911 --> 00:36:17,044
That was until Joe
wanted to go his way.

671
00:36:30,275 --> 00:36:34,757
You remember what I used
to be famous for don't ya?

672
00:37:08,835 --> 00:37:10,576
You crazy fucking bastard!

673
00:37:10,619 --> 00:37:13,579
What did I tell you about
stepping on peoples toes here, ah?

674
00:37:13,622 --> 00:37:15,320
I didn't know you
fucking knew him!

675
00:37:15,363 --> 00:37:17,191
It's good to stir the pot.

676
00:37:17,235 --> 00:37:18,366
Stir the pot, yeah?

677
00:37:18,410 --> 00:37:20,368
Things go from bad to worse!

678
00:37:20,412 --> 00:37:23,066
There's powerful people
going to his place!

679
00:37:23,110 --> 00:37:24,242
This ain't over yet!

680
00:37:25,982 --> 00:37:26,766
Calm down.

681
00:37:28,158 --> 00:37:29,290
You know what?

682
00:37:29,334 --> 00:37:31,336
I did you favor.

683
00:37:31,379 --> 00:37:34,295
I cut his measly little
fucking dick off.

684
00:37:34,339 --> 00:37:35,775
Now you've got a reputation.

685
00:37:35,818 --> 00:37:37,777
Reputation!

686
00:37:37,820 --> 00:37:40,258
Well, here it
is, ladies and gentlemen.

687
00:37:40,301 --> 00:37:42,477
The classic signs of roid rage.

688
00:37:42,521 --> 00:37:45,045
Yes, I make sure
everybody knows about it!

689
00:37:45,088 --> 00:37:46,351
Everybody!

690
00:37:46,394 --> 00:37:47,656
Good.

691
00:37:49,615 --> 00:37:51,181
It's good, right?

692
00:37:51,225 --> 00:37:53,445
You cut fucking
gay Jo's dick off!

693
00:37:53,488 --> 00:37:56,230
Salivating at the
mouth, profusely sweating,

694
00:37:56,274 --> 00:37:59,146
and dilated pupils like
bloody flying saucers.

695
00:38:00,582 --> 00:38:03,150
This roid rage storm will
clear as quick as it came.

696
00:38:04,064 --> 00:38:05,152
Just you watch.

697
00:38:05,195 --> 00:38:07,459
I don't believe it.

698
00:38:07,502 --> 00:38:09,243
I don't believe it.

699
00:38:09,287 --> 00:38:10,462
You've got some balls, man.

700
00:38:13,508 --> 00:38:14,901
Forget about it.

701
00:38:16,424 --> 00:38:17,338
Let's celebrate.

702
00:38:17,382 --> 00:38:18,383
Come.

703
00:38:18,426 --> 00:38:19,993
Fuck that guy.

704
00:38:20,036 --> 00:38:21,777
It's better
to be a wolf for a day

705
00:38:21,821 --> 00:38:23,344
than a sheep all your life.

706
00:38:25,520 --> 00:38:27,305
I need to get big,
man, I need to get big.

707
00:38:27,348 --> 00:38:28,393
My fucking bird
is moaning at me,

708
00:38:28,436 --> 00:38:30,351
and I need to get
big, fucking big.

709
00:38:30,395 --> 00:38:32,310
So, guys I just
sent you 1,000 quid.

710
00:38:32,353 --> 00:38:35,400
I wanna gain 40 kilos,
otherwise she's gonna leave me.

711
00:38:35,443 --> 00:38:36,618
Can you do it?

712
00:38:40,970 --> 00:38:42,494
So, Dutch
put a leash on me.

713
00:38:42,537 --> 00:38:44,452
And we went on the
straight and narrow.

714
00:38:44,496 --> 00:38:46,498
We created one of the
biggest underground

715
00:38:46,541 --> 00:38:48,413
steroid dealerships
on the planet.

716
00:38:51,938 --> 00:38:54,027
Everything was
smelling of roses.

717
00:38:54,070 --> 00:38:56,595
And the first thing we did
was get down to business.

718
00:38:56,638 --> 00:39:00,468
We set up a chain of high-tech
distribution units the city.

719
00:39:00,512 --> 00:39:04,472
Then we sent out free
samples to dealers worldwide.

720
00:39:04,516 --> 00:39:06,039
Once they were happy
with the stock,

721
00:39:06,082 --> 00:39:08,041
we undercut the competition.

722
00:39:08,084 --> 00:39:09,738
We had some amazing
ways of getting

723
00:39:09,782 --> 00:39:11,523
the gear through customs.

724
00:39:11,566 --> 00:39:13,742
Wrapping the gear
in carbon paper

725
00:39:13,786 --> 00:39:17,224
distorts the hidden object
to avoid X-ray detection.

726
00:39:17,267 --> 00:39:18,486
It's a bit like lead.

727
00:39:18,530 --> 00:39:20,923
But it's a lot lighter
and a lot cheaper.

728
00:39:23,361 --> 00:39:24,362
Now that is Bird.

729
00:39:24,405 --> 00:39:25,667
She was high as
a kite every day.

730
00:39:25,711 --> 00:39:26,538
She loved her fucking job.

731
00:39:27,843 --> 00:39:30,106
She was our number
one packer from Burma.

732
00:39:30,150 --> 00:39:32,326
We took out the ink
cartridges in marker pens

733
00:39:32,370 --> 00:39:34,589
and replaced them
with our own gear.

734
00:39:34,633 --> 00:39:36,069
Teddy bears were good too.

735
00:39:37,462 --> 00:39:38,985
Another amazing way
of sending the gear

736
00:39:39,028 --> 00:39:41,901
was crushing the tabs
in toothpaste powder.

737
00:39:41,944 --> 00:39:43,293
The customers didn't mind it.

738
00:39:43,337 --> 00:39:44,643
They even brushed
their teeth in it.

739
00:39:44,686 --> 00:39:46,819
You know, there's nothing
like a bit of fluoride

740
00:39:46,862 --> 00:39:47,994
mixed with steroids.

741
00:39:50,170 --> 00:39:52,520
Sending it disguised
as vitamins.

742
00:39:52,564 --> 00:39:54,217
We just took out
the vitamin tablets

743
00:39:54,261 --> 00:39:57,046
and replaced it with our
own brand of vitamin C.

744
00:39:57,090 --> 00:39:59,135
Then we just
heat-sealed the lid,

745
00:39:59,179 --> 00:40:01,660
with our high-tech
machinery of course.

746
00:40:01,703 --> 00:40:04,967
For the injectables we
disguised it as anal sex lube.

747
00:40:07,013 --> 00:40:09,494
Our orders were going out
on an industrial scale.

748
00:40:10,712 --> 00:40:12,497
Not only that, our reputation

749
00:40:12,540 --> 00:40:15,021
was beginning to
get known worldwide.

750
00:40:15,064 --> 00:40:17,458
Those steroid freaks were
getting bigger and bigger.

751
00:40:17,502 --> 00:40:19,678
And the bigger they got,
the more juice they needed.

752
00:40:19,721 --> 00:40:21,244
It was a win-win situation.

753
00:40:21,288 --> 00:40:23,333
Now, I'm not talking
bollocks here.

754
00:40:23,377 --> 00:40:25,901
The steroid trade is as
big as the drug trade.

755
00:40:25,945 --> 00:40:28,469
But it's not frowned
upon so much by society.

756
00:40:28,513 --> 00:40:32,430
But in reality, those guys
are drug addicts with muscles.

757
00:40:33,431 --> 00:40:34,432
All right, Byron.

758
00:40:34,475 --> 00:40:35,868
We're gonna need some gear.

759
00:40:35,911 --> 00:40:36,782
What you up to then?

760
00:40:36,825 --> 00:40:38,087
I got a big order for ya.

761
00:40:38,131 --> 00:40:40,002
The euros are coming up.

762
00:40:40,046 --> 00:40:41,700
I need something that's
gonna give the boys

763
00:40:41,743 --> 00:40:43,397
a lot of power and anger.

764
00:40:43,441 --> 00:40:44,529
I'll give
you a horse steroid.

765
00:40:47,880 --> 00:40:49,751
We supplied everyone
from fitness coaches

766
00:40:49,795 --> 00:40:52,624
to biker gangs to football
hooligans to celebrities.

767
00:40:52,667 --> 00:40:54,539
We supplied everyone worldwide,

768
00:40:54,582 --> 00:40:58,238
from Sydney to
Kabul, Afghanistan.

769
00:40:58,281 --> 00:41:01,676
Hey, I'm gonna need you to
send me another hundred,

770
00:41:01,720 --> 00:41:04,026
hundred bottles of testosterone,
like you did before.

771
00:41:04,070 --> 00:41:05,419
- Okay?
- Fantastic.

772
00:41:05,463 --> 00:41:08,466
Send it to my
office here in Kabul.

773
00:41:09,728 --> 00:41:13,122
APO that shit to me
like you did before.

774
00:41:25,178 --> 00:41:25,961
God damn!

775
00:41:26,005 --> 00:41:27,876
These motherfuckers.

776
00:41:27,920 --> 00:41:28,703
All right.

777
00:41:30,270 --> 00:41:32,402
The insurgence just
broke the perimeter.

778
00:41:32,446 --> 00:41:33,578
I gotta go.

779
00:41:33,621 --> 00:41:34,709
I'll talk to you later.

780
00:41:34,753 --> 00:41:36,406
Bye.

781
00:41:36,450 --> 00:41:38,539
Dutch invested in
a chain of massage parlors,

782
00:41:38,583 --> 00:41:41,673
knocking shops, crocodile
shops and a few other things.

783
00:41:41,716 --> 00:41:43,065
I was a bit more modest.

784
00:41:43,109 --> 00:41:44,980
I had money coming in
from all directions.

785
00:41:45,024 --> 00:41:46,591
I bought myself a
couple of condos,

786
00:41:46,634 --> 00:41:48,506
invested in a speed
boat business,

787
00:41:48,549 --> 00:41:49,898
and had my own car dealership.

788
00:41:57,427 --> 00:41:58,820
I have these
Armenian customers!

789
00:41:58,864 --> 00:42:00,953
I need 50,000 Thai Pinks!

790
00:42:00,996 --> 00:42:01,997
Yeah?

791
00:42:02,041 --> 00:42:02,911
And can you make me this deal,

792
00:42:02,955 --> 00:42:04,870
like I buy one, one for free?

793
00:42:04,913 --> 00:42:06,654
I'm sorry, I'm busy, man.

794
00:42:06,698 --> 00:42:07,960
Come on, man!

795
00:42:08,003 --> 00:42:09,222
Look it, I heard you
have this fucking deal

796
00:42:09,265 --> 00:42:10,658
of a one plus one.

797
00:42:10,702 --> 00:42:12,138
I buy one, I get
one for free, right?

798
00:42:12,181 --> 00:42:13,226
Last time, you did that.

799
00:42:13,269 --> 00:42:14,140
Can you do it again?

800
00:42:14,183 --> 00:42:15,707
I have 50,000.

801
00:42:15,750 --> 00:42:18,840
Not 10, not 20,
50-motherfucking-thousand!

802
00:42:18,884 --> 00:42:19,667
Can you give me that?

803
00:42:19,711 --> 00:42:21,408
Let's do it tomorrow.

804
00:42:21,451 --> 00:42:22,627
Okay,

805
00:42:22,670 --> 00:42:23,236
So, deal, tomorrow,
nine o'clock.

806
00:42:23,279 --> 00:42:24,019
See you, man.

807
00:42:26,456 --> 00:42:27,936
Everything
was going great.

808
00:42:27,980 --> 00:42:31,766
But unknown to us, there were
some new kids on the block.

809
00:42:31,810 --> 00:42:34,682
And they were as corrupt as us.

810
00:42:41,689 --> 00:42:43,735
The next day, Dutch went to meet

811
00:42:43,778 --> 00:42:46,607
these so-called
Armenian dingoes.

812
00:42:46,651 --> 00:42:48,609
He'd thought he'd won
the bloody lottery.

813
00:42:53,266 --> 00:42:55,790
The Devil doesn't come to you
with a red face and horns.

814
00:42:55,834 --> 00:42:59,402
He comes to you as
everything you ever wanted.

815
00:43:36,614 --> 00:43:39,225
If something smells like
shit, you know it's bad.

816
00:43:39,268 --> 00:43:41,357
Dutch got his arse
kicked by Somchai,

817
00:43:41,401 --> 00:43:42,750
a Korean ridgeback.

818
00:43:42,794 --> 00:43:44,317
DEA inspector.

819
00:43:44,360 --> 00:43:45,797
A man of few words.

820
00:43:50,279 --> 00:43:52,891
Yes, I'm in the kennels now.

821
00:43:52,934 --> 00:43:55,981
So, whatever happens, don't
go back to that factory.

822
00:43:56,024 --> 00:43:57,591
It's the DEA.

823
00:43:57,635 --> 00:44:00,420
DEA is on it, man, all the time.

824
00:44:01,682 --> 00:44:03,641
So, what you do now,
you go to Sukhumvit 101,

825
00:44:03,684 --> 00:44:05,512
make some deal with
them, work it out.

826
00:44:06,731 --> 00:44:07,775
Don't let me down, Byron.

827
00:44:09,647 --> 00:44:11,692
Okay, man, I'm counting on you.

828
00:44:13,085 --> 00:44:14,521
Okay.

829
00:44:14,564 --> 00:44:15,653
Do your best.

830
00:44:16,828 --> 00:44:18,220
Here, you fucker.

831
00:44:41,200 --> 00:44:42,854
So, I made
myself spick and span

832
00:44:42,897 --> 00:44:45,160
and went to the grooming saloon.

833
00:44:45,204 --> 00:44:48,947
I had an important meeting
with a DEA officer.

834
00:44:56,128 --> 00:44:58,173
But before I left,
Mariya gave me

835
00:44:58,217 --> 00:45:00,741
a very special pair of glasses.

836
00:45:00,785 --> 00:45:02,830
Made in China, of course.

837
00:45:37,169 --> 00:45:38,692
Did I tell you to sit down?

838
00:45:40,389 --> 00:45:41,173
Where's Dutch?

839
00:45:42,914 --> 00:45:45,655
Dutch is locked in a cage
where he fucking belongs.

840
00:45:49,311 --> 00:45:51,574
So how do we release
the dog from the cage?

841
00:45:53,794 --> 00:45:56,144
You boys think you real
fucking cute, don't ya?

842
00:45:57,363 --> 00:45:59,887
Building your little
steroid empire.

843
00:45:59,931 --> 00:46:01,846
You're not paying
your fucking dues!

844
00:46:03,064 --> 00:46:05,545
You also didn't have
a good firewall.

845
00:46:05,588 --> 00:46:07,025
Didn't think about that, did ya?

846
00:46:07,068 --> 00:46:10,898
Untraceable payments
via cryptic currencies.

847
00:46:10,942 --> 00:46:12,900
Steroids...

848
00:46:12,944 --> 00:46:13,596
is a felony.

849
00:46:15,076 --> 00:46:17,862
Your boy's gonna serve some
fucking serious hard time.

850
00:46:20,734 --> 00:46:21,953
New kids on the block, eh?

851
00:46:24,303 --> 00:46:25,608
Snap this fool.

852
00:46:31,179 --> 00:46:32,093
There's nothing on him.

853
00:46:32,137 --> 00:46:32,877
How's your jaw?

854
00:46:32,920 --> 00:46:33,878
Shut up, you wanker.

855
00:46:40,319 --> 00:46:41,537
I admire you.

856
00:46:43,104 --> 00:46:45,933
Big fucking basketball-sized
balls on ya.

857
00:46:47,935 --> 00:46:48,806
You're British, right?

858
00:46:49,894 --> 00:46:50,764
Yeah.

859
00:46:50,808 --> 00:46:51,939
Where abouts are you from?

860
00:46:53,158 --> 00:46:54,855
The Isle of Dogs.

861
00:46:54,899 --> 00:46:55,943
That's cute.

862
00:46:55,987 --> 00:46:57,945
More like Isle of Pussies.

863
00:47:00,556 --> 00:47:01,949
I always admire you British.

864
00:47:02,907 --> 00:47:05,213
So fucking pompous.

865
00:47:05,257 --> 00:47:06,258
So arrogant.

866
00:47:08,651 --> 00:47:10,044
Think you own the fucking world.

867
00:47:11,350 --> 00:47:13,874
But one thing I like
about the British...

868
00:47:13,918 --> 00:47:14,919
is your pound sterling.

869
00:47:16,224 --> 00:47:17,878
"We don't want the fucking euro.

870
00:47:17,922 --> 00:47:19,140
"We'll keep our pound sterling."

871
00:47:19,184 --> 00:47:20,838
That was good, that was clever.

872
00:47:22,883 --> 00:47:23,884
Tell ya what.

873
00:47:25,103 --> 00:47:26,408
I'm gonna make you a deal.

874
00:47:28,628 --> 00:47:33,546
You've got five days
to bring me 800,000...

875
00:47:34,764 --> 00:47:37,332
of those beloved,
British pound sterling.

876
00:47:38,943 --> 00:47:41,946
And then I'll let your
little mutt out of its cage.

877
00:47:41,989 --> 00:47:42,860
No problem.

878
00:47:45,950 --> 00:47:46,864
Minus...

879
00:47:48,474 --> 00:47:50,693
his shit hole apartments,

880
00:47:50,737 --> 00:47:53,131
his stupid fucking
crocodile farm,

881
00:47:54,349 --> 00:47:56,917
his dirty little
soapy massage parlors,

882
00:47:58,136 --> 00:48:00,790
and he's banned
from the Big Mango.

883
00:48:02,531 --> 00:48:05,491
His Bangkok privileges
are revoked.

884
00:48:05,534 --> 00:48:06,318
You what?

885
00:48:07,536 --> 00:48:08,886
You heard me.

886
00:48:08,929 --> 00:48:09,756
Five days.

887
00:48:10,931 --> 00:48:12,019
800k.

888
00:48:14,892 --> 00:48:15,980
Fetch.

889
00:48:16,023 --> 00:48:17,024
Time to go.

890
00:48:27,513 --> 00:48:29,080
Hurry up!

891
00:48:29,123 --> 00:48:29,907
See you soon, Chinney.

892
00:48:29,950 --> 00:48:31,821
Fuck off, you wanker!

893
00:48:32,648 --> 00:48:33,911
Clock's ticking, Byron.

894
00:48:35,390 --> 00:48:36,739
Five days!

895
00:48:46,271 --> 00:48:48,795
Let's cheers to
that, boys, 800k.

896
00:48:48,838 --> 00:48:50,536
No fucking chance
he's gonna get it.

897
00:48:56,716 --> 00:48:58,761
Remember the man who can?

898
00:48:58,805 --> 00:49:02,287
Two years ago, he renamed
me as Jimmy Harrison.

899
00:49:02,330 --> 00:49:05,029
Where there's an English
Dog, there's a way.

900
00:49:05,072 --> 00:49:08,075
I had four and half days to
get back to Connors with 800k.

901
00:49:32,839 --> 00:49:34,014
All right, Terry.

902
00:49:34,058 --> 00:49:34,797
New motor?

903
00:49:34,841 --> 00:49:36,147
Yeah.

904
00:49:36,190 --> 00:49:38,018
And they say crime doesn't
pay, eh?

905
00:49:38,062 --> 00:49:41,543
I'm not staying for
long, only a few days.

906
00:49:41,587 --> 00:49:42,544
I need some weapons.

907
00:49:44,155 --> 00:49:44,851
Tomorrow.

908
00:49:55,253 --> 00:49:57,995
That afternoon, I went
to see my ex-beloved Tracy.

909
00:50:01,520 --> 00:50:03,000
I was going to tell
her a load of bollocks

910
00:50:03,043 --> 00:50:04,175
and spin her a yarn.

911
00:50:21,627 --> 00:50:22,454
All right, Tracy.

912
00:50:23,324 --> 00:50:24,543
Long time no see.

913
00:50:24,586 --> 00:50:25,805
What the fuck
are you doing here?

914
00:50:27,024 --> 00:50:28,286
Pleased to see
you too, darling.

915
00:50:29,417 --> 00:50:31,028
What are you doing back?

916
00:50:31,071 --> 00:50:33,030
If Jungle finds out,
he won't be easy on you

917
00:50:33,073 --> 00:50:34,727
like he was the last time.

918
00:50:34,770 --> 00:50:36,598
And you know the Old Bill
are after as well, right?

919
00:50:36,642 --> 00:50:38,426
I'm not worried about them.

920
00:50:38,470 --> 00:50:40,515
I got a new identity
thanks to a friend.

921
00:50:40,559 --> 00:50:43,040
What's your new
name then, James Bond?

922
00:50:44,737 --> 00:50:46,956
I'm back here for
a short holiday.

923
00:50:48,393 --> 00:50:50,438
I've come back to get my cash.

924
00:50:50,482 --> 00:50:52,136
Some things never change, eh?

925
00:50:52,179 --> 00:50:53,963
I haven't got any of your cash.

926
00:50:54,007 --> 00:50:55,443
The Old Bill took it all.

927
00:50:55,487 --> 00:50:58,142
And any little bits that
were left behind you owed me.

928
00:51:02,972 --> 00:51:04,235
You can't take the chip shop

929
00:51:04,278 --> 00:51:05,627
out the girl, can
you, Tracy, eh?

930
00:51:05,671 --> 00:51:06,585
Fuck off.

931
00:51:09,066 --> 00:51:12,069
And now it's time to
pull on the heart strings.

932
00:51:12,112 --> 00:51:13,461
What happened to us?

933
00:51:13,505 --> 00:51:15,202
Listen, it hasn't been
easy for me, you know.

934
00:51:16,682 --> 00:51:19,119
I didn't expect them to
do what they did to you.

935
00:51:21,295 --> 00:51:23,036
I didn't know anything about it.

936
00:51:25,908 --> 00:51:28,128
Well I'm not here to
cry over spilled milk.

937
00:51:29,695 --> 00:51:31,392
What's done is done.

938
00:51:31,436 --> 00:51:33,438
In many ways it did me a favor.

939
00:51:35,353 --> 00:51:38,399
But I'm back to get some
cash for a new business deal.

940
00:51:38,443 --> 00:51:40,053
You're not getting
anything from me.

941
00:51:40,097 --> 00:51:41,620
You used to spend
my money like water.

942
00:51:41,663 --> 00:51:43,752
Well, why are you
here bothering me, then?

943
00:51:43,796 --> 00:51:46,277
Because I still care about ya.

944
00:51:46,320 --> 00:51:47,495
And I wanted to see ya.

945
00:51:49,541 --> 00:51:51,064
You know I've been
living the life of Riley

946
00:51:51,108 --> 00:51:52,457
for the last two years in Asia.

947
00:51:53,371 --> 00:51:55,503
Sunshine seven days a week.

948
00:51:55,547 --> 00:51:57,157
I've got my own apartment.

949
00:51:57,201 --> 00:51:59,072
Swimming pool.

950
00:51:59,116 --> 00:52:01,335
I go to the islands
every weekend.

951
00:52:01,379 --> 00:52:03,642
I'd like you to
come and join me.

952
00:52:03,685 --> 00:52:05,861
But first I need to sort
out some business here.

953
00:52:07,211 --> 00:52:08,429
Well, where you gonna
get the cash from then?

954
00:52:08,473 --> 00:52:10,083
Now it's shit-stirring time.

955
00:52:11,345 --> 00:52:12,607
I buried some cash years ago

956
00:52:12,651 --> 00:52:14,566
with a deal I did with Jungle.

957
00:52:14,609 --> 00:52:15,349
From a robbery.

958
00:52:16,568 --> 00:52:18,222
Where?

959
00:52:18,265 --> 00:52:19,527
It's for me to know
and you to find out.

960
00:52:19,571 --> 00:52:20,572
How much?

961
00:52:20,615 --> 00:52:21,964
Six figures.

962
00:52:22,008 --> 00:52:23,227
You never told me
anything about that.

963
00:52:23,270 --> 00:52:25,359
I know better than that Tracy.

964
00:52:25,403 --> 00:52:26,143
You know that.

965
00:52:28,275 --> 00:52:31,017
And I need you to set up
a meeting with Dodgy Dave.

966
00:52:31,060 --> 00:52:31,844
Why should I?

967
00:52:33,367 --> 00:52:36,283
Because I'm gonna
give you half the money.

968
00:52:38,155 --> 00:52:39,373
Half the money, Tracy.

969
00:52:43,290 --> 00:52:44,030
All right.

970
00:52:45,727 --> 00:52:48,600
He'll be at the old warehouse
at 1:00 pm on Friday.

971
00:52:48,643 --> 00:52:51,211
They've got a scheduled
drop off that day.

972
00:52:51,255 --> 00:52:53,648
He'll be on the second
floor in the toilets.

973
00:52:53,692 --> 00:52:55,476
That sounds like Dave.

974
00:52:55,520 --> 00:52:58,044
Don't forget he's
got jaws of steel.

975
00:52:58,087 --> 00:52:59,915
I'm not worried about that.

976
00:52:59,959 --> 00:53:03,005
I've upgraded, new technology.

977
00:53:03,049 --> 00:53:04,833
I'm gonna give him

978
00:53:04,877 --> 00:53:07,706
an electrifying experience
he'll never forget.

979
00:53:07,749 --> 00:53:08,533
And Jungle?

980
00:53:09,795 --> 00:53:11,188
He'll be home on
Saturday afternoon.

981
00:53:13,494 --> 00:53:14,234
Alone?

982
00:53:15,322 --> 00:53:16,323
Yeah.

983
00:53:18,151 --> 00:53:21,502
And try and find out
where he hid that gun.

984
00:53:21,546 --> 00:53:23,156
What gun?

985
00:53:23,200 --> 00:53:24,549
The gun he stitched me
up in that bloody robbery.

986
00:53:27,813 --> 00:53:28,727
Okay.

987
00:53:28,770 --> 00:53:29,858
I'll try and find out.

988
00:53:32,513 --> 00:53:33,210
I'd better go.

989
00:53:38,171 --> 00:53:39,520
Your chips are shit.

990
00:53:39,564 --> 00:53:40,913
See you soon, darling.

991
00:53:44,612 --> 00:53:46,614
My plan worked.

992
00:53:46,658 --> 00:53:48,747
Never trust your exes.

993
00:53:48,790 --> 00:53:50,618
She went straight
on the dog and bone.

994
00:54:12,336 --> 00:54:13,989
I just got back from town.

995
00:54:14,033 --> 00:54:16,731
And guess who I saw
swanning around the place.

996
00:54:16,775 --> 00:54:18,124
Who, Sid Vicious?

997
00:54:18,167 --> 00:54:21,083
No, my ex and your
ex business partner.

998
00:54:22,389 --> 00:54:24,957
Cheeky twat must have
come in on a fake I.D.

999
00:54:25,000 --> 00:54:26,741
Well he was talking
a lot of shit.

1000
00:54:28,003 --> 00:54:30,267
So much for your
insurance policy.

1001
00:54:30,310 --> 00:54:32,269
I though you got this sorted
a couple of years ago.

1002
00:54:32,312 --> 00:54:33,444
It was.

1003
00:54:33,487 --> 00:54:34,532
Did he have to say anything?

1004
00:54:34,575 --> 00:54:35,272
Not much.

1005
00:54:36,882 --> 00:54:39,885
But I reckon that Northern twat,
Terry, is involved somehow.

1006
00:54:39,928 --> 00:54:41,365
Yeah, makes sense.

1007
00:54:42,975 --> 00:54:43,976
See ya later.

1008
00:54:45,194 --> 00:54:45,978
Yeah.

1009
00:54:57,555 --> 00:54:59,426
I'm sorry,
but the person you've called

1010
00:54:59,470 --> 00:55:00,862
is not available.

1011
00:55:00,906 --> 00:55:02,951
Please leave your
message after the tone.

1012
00:55:04,301 --> 00:55:05,432
Byron.

1013
00:55:05,476 --> 00:55:06,999
Byron, this is Dutch here.

1014
00:55:07,042 --> 00:55:09,393
I'm having a cold Turkey man
from these anabolic steroids,

1015
00:55:09,436 --> 00:55:10,394
so...

1016
00:55:11,917 --> 00:55:13,353
get me out, okay?

1017
00:55:14,311 --> 00:55:16,138
I count on you.

1018
00:55:26,671 --> 00:55:28,934
Get your
hairy ass back home.

1019
00:55:28,977 --> 00:55:30,588
Byron's back.

1020
00:55:30,631 --> 00:55:32,503
Fucking finish
the job this time.

1021
00:55:49,476 --> 00:55:51,304
Byron.

1022
00:55:51,348 --> 00:55:52,349
All right, mate.

1023
00:55:52,392 --> 00:55:53,132
Yeah, I'm good.

1024
00:55:53,175 --> 00:55:54,438
Here you go, buddy.

1025
00:55:54,481 --> 00:55:55,439
Cheers, Terry.

1026
00:55:55,482 --> 00:55:57,005
I owe you one.

1027
00:55:57,049 --> 00:55:59,356
Well, you can me one
when you see me in Bangkok.

1028
00:55:59,399 --> 00:56:00,705
I've booked my flight next week.

1029
00:56:00,748 --> 00:56:02,359
I'm gonna there, so we
can meet up with Dutch

1030
00:56:02,402 --> 00:56:03,403
and grab a drink.

1031
00:56:04,317 --> 00:56:05,405
I look forward to it, mate.

1032
00:56:05,449 --> 00:56:06,450
That'd be good.

1033
00:56:06,493 --> 00:56:07,581
I'd better go.

1034
00:56:07,625 --> 00:56:09,104
Okay, buddy.

1035
00:56:09,148 --> 00:56:09,931
Goodbye.

1036
00:56:11,498 --> 00:56:12,760
What did my old man tell you?

1037
00:56:12,804 --> 00:56:13,587
Ha.

1038
00:56:13,631 --> 00:56:14,501
Yeah.

1039
00:56:14,545 --> 00:56:16,460
He said never to say goodbye.

1040
00:56:16,503 --> 00:56:17,461
I'll see ya later.

1041
00:56:19,158 --> 00:56:20,028
See ya later.

1042
00:56:21,682 --> 00:56:24,381
I'm sorry,
but the person you've called

1043
00:56:24,424 --> 00:56:25,686
is not available.

1044
00:56:25,730 --> 00:56:27,732
Please leave your
message after the tone.

1045
00:56:28,602 --> 00:56:30,517
Guess who, Byron.

1046
00:56:30,561 --> 00:56:31,562
Ha.

1047
00:56:33,172 --> 00:56:36,393
A little doggy always
returns back to its pen.

1048
00:56:36,436 --> 00:56:38,264
Jungle was so happy
and so proud of me

1049
00:56:38,307 --> 00:56:40,092
when I set your ass up.

1050
00:56:41,398 --> 00:56:42,877
But he's too fucking
stupid and too old

1051
00:56:42,921 --> 00:56:46,185
to realize I'm the
new fucking alpha.

1052
00:56:47,447 --> 00:56:48,927
I'm fucking waiting.

1053
00:58:41,822 --> 00:58:44,303
Bring back my sofa!

1054
00:59:34,483 --> 00:59:37,835
All right, Terry,
all right in there, eh?

1055
01:00:22,531 --> 01:00:23,315
Fuck!

1056
01:00:24,272 --> 01:00:25,622
Fuck!

1057
01:00:25,665 --> 01:00:27,101
Fuck!

1058
01:00:27,145 --> 01:00:28,581
Fuck!

1059
01:00:28,625 --> 01:00:30,017
Fuck, fuck!

1060
01:00:30,061 --> 01:00:30,844
Fuck!

1061
01:00:31,932 --> 01:00:32,716
Fuck!

1062
01:00:35,762 --> 01:00:36,545
Fuck!

1063
01:00:43,901 --> 01:00:45,685
With the Aussie pit bull gone,

1064
01:00:45,729 --> 01:00:48,079
many of the English Dogs
had left the kennels,

1065
01:00:48,122 --> 01:00:51,865
and all was left was a
pack of drunken muppets.

1066
01:00:51,909 --> 01:00:53,824
I went to see my
mate Harry Horse Piss

1067
01:00:53,867 --> 01:00:55,347
and his beloved Sheila.

1068
01:00:55,390 --> 01:00:58,176
Harry sold Sheila's horse
piss to the medical industry.

1069
01:00:58,219 --> 01:01:00,657
They turned it into a
estrogen replacement drug

1070
01:01:00,700 --> 01:01:02,571
for menopausal women.

1071
01:01:02,615 --> 01:01:03,964
Made him a bloody fortune.

1072
01:01:04,008 --> 01:01:08,621
Now, horse piss is like
CS gas, and dogs hate it.

1073
01:01:08,665 --> 01:01:10,188
Tracy could smell that
there was gonna be

1074
01:01:10,231 --> 01:01:11,842
a fight in the air.

1075
01:01:11,885 --> 01:01:13,234
I was keen to see
if she would choose

1076
01:01:13,278 --> 01:01:15,236
the pedigree or the mongrel.

1077
01:01:15,280 --> 01:01:17,543
Your supposed to be
watching that camera.

1078
01:01:17,586 --> 01:01:18,936
I am.

1079
01:01:18,979 --> 01:01:20,807
And like
all chavy dogs,

1080
01:01:20,851 --> 01:01:23,810
she loved a bit of
sex and violence.

1081
01:03:28,065 --> 01:03:29,762
What am I gonna do now?

1082
01:03:29,806 --> 01:03:30,937
I'm fucked now!

1083
01:04:08,148 --> 01:04:10,411
Bish bash bosh.

1084
01:04:10,455 --> 01:04:12,022
800k of stolen cash done.

1085
01:04:45,272 --> 01:04:48,319
His Bangkok
privileges are revoked.

1086
01:05:04,770 --> 01:05:06,076
No way.

1087
01:05:06,119 --> 01:05:07,729
No fucking way!

1088
01:05:08,643 --> 01:05:09,949
I don't believe it.

1089
01:05:09,993 --> 01:05:11,429
Byron!

1090
01:05:11,472 --> 01:05:12,256
You're back!

1091
01:05:13,257 --> 01:05:14,301
Good dog.

1092
01:05:14,345 --> 01:05:15,999
Have a seat.

1093
01:05:16,042 --> 01:05:16,738
Clear out, lads.

1094
01:05:16,782 --> 01:05:17,565
Give me a minute.

1095
01:05:21,091 --> 01:05:23,528
Jesus fucking Christ, Byron.

1096
01:05:23,571 --> 01:05:25,269
You are resourceful, aren't ya?

1097
01:05:26,661 --> 01:05:28,359
Is that what I think it is?

1098
01:05:28,402 --> 01:05:29,186
Yep.

1099
01:05:33,538 --> 01:05:34,321
Nice bag.

1100
01:05:36,280 --> 01:05:37,934
I'll use this for toilet paper.

1101
01:05:39,848 --> 01:05:41,720
Don't mind if I make sure.

1102
01:05:46,072 --> 01:05:46,855
Well done, son.

1103
01:05:48,118 --> 01:05:49,423
Well done, I'm impressed.

1104
01:05:50,772 --> 01:05:52,818
You should have
came to me first.

1105
01:05:52,861 --> 01:05:54,733
I would have given you a job.

1106
01:05:54,776 --> 01:05:57,475
You wouldn't have had all
this bullshit to deal with.

1107
01:05:57,518 --> 01:05:58,606
Did my research.

1108
01:05:59,607 --> 01:06:01,740
English Dogs gang member.

1109
01:06:01,783 --> 01:06:02,871
Armed robberies.

1110
01:06:02,915 --> 01:06:04,047
Extortion.

1111
01:06:04,090 --> 01:06:05,091
Very impressive.

1112
01:06:07,006 --> 01:06:08,138
Instead, now what?

1113
01:06:09,139 --> 01:06:09,878
You're fucked.

1114
01:06:10,836 --> 01:06:12,229
They're gonna ship you home.

1115
01:06:12,272 --> 01:06:13,578
They're gonna lock you up
for the rest of your life.

1116
01:06:13,621 --> 01:06:15,580
You'll never see the
light of day again.

1117
01:06:15,623 --> 01:06:16,407
We had a deal.

1118
01:06:18,148 --> 01:06:22,021
I don't do deals with dirty,
mangy fucking dogs like you.

1119
01:06:23,936 --> 01:06:24,981
You fucking muppet.

1120
01:06:26,373 --> 01:06:27,200
You see this?

1121
01:06:30,029 --> 01:06:32,858
Do you think I would seriously
wear glasses like this?

1122
01:06:32,901 --> 01:06:34,120
There's a little camera here.

1123
01:06:35,426 --> 01:06:38,995
And my little friend's
on the end of this.

1124
01:06:40,126 --> 01:06:41,736
The video will go fucking viral.

1125
01:06:41,780 --> 01:06:42,999
Bullshit.

1126
01:06:43,042 --> 01:06:43,825
You're bluffing.

1127
01:06:45,523 --> 01:06:46,306
Mariya?

1128
01:06:48,395 --> 01:06:50,093
Have a word with this inspector.

1129
01:06:52,443 --> 01:06:53,574
I'll make you a deal.

1130
01:06:55,141 --> 01:06:57,404
I'm gonna give you five days.

1131
01:06:57,448 --> 01:07:02,366
To bring me 800,000 used
British pound sterling.

1132
01:07:05,586 --> 01:07:06,544
Call your boys.

1133
01:07:07,936 --> 01:07:09,025
Tell them to release Dutch.

1134
01:07:17,294 --> 01:07:18,643
Bill.

1135
01:07:18,686 --> 01:07:19,470
Yeah.

1136
01:07:22,168 --> 01:07:22,951
Change of plan.

1137
01:07:24,388 --> 01:07:25,998
Cut Dutch loose.

1138
01:07:26,042 --> 01:07:27,043
Never mind.

1139
01:07:27,086 --> 01:07:27,826
Just fucking do it.

1140
01:07:27,869 --> 01:07:29,349
Keep it to yourself.

1141
01:07:29,393 --> 01:07:30,742
Yeah.

1142
01:07:30,785 --> 01:07:31,569
Now.

1143
01:07:36,878 --> 01:07:39,446
You can drop the charges
due to lack of evidence.

1144
01:07:41,361 --> 01:07:43,755
I'll expect a call from
Dutch within two hours.

1145
01:07:45,670 --> 01:07:46,453
See ya later.

1146
01:07:58,117 --> 01:07:58,900
Jeff!

1147
01:07:59,727 --> 01:08:00,511
Jeff come here.

1148
01:08:08,823 --> 01:08:11,261
We do things your way now.

1149
01:08:11,304 --> 01:08:12,044
Don't worry.

1150
01:08:12,088 --> 01:08:13,393
I won't let you down.

1151
01:08:13,437 --> 01:08:15,265
Make it slow.

1152
01:08:15,308 --> 01:08:16,222
I want him to suffer.

1153
01:08:16,266 --> 01:08:17,223
Of course.

1154
01:08:17,267 --> 01:08:18,964
Do it.

1155
01:08:19,007 --> 01:08:20,357
I won't let you down.

1156
01:08:20,400 --> 01:08:22,924
Let me know when it's done.

1157
01:08:23,969 --> 01:08:25,797
Motherfucker!

1158
01:10:24,959 --> 01:10:27,353
While Dutch was
reinstating his territory,

1159
01:10:27,397 --> 01:10:29,225
I enjoyed a glass of red wine,

1160
01:10:29,268 --> 01:10:31,966
and was joined by a
bitch of some pedigree.

1161
01:10:33,011 --> 01:10:34,795
Hairy man.

1162
01:10:34,839 --> 01:10:35,796
Where are you from?

1163
01:10:37,407 --> 01:10:40,584
This one was clever as the
devil but twice as pretty.

1164
01:10:44,457 --> 01:10:45,371
Who wants to know?

1165
01:10:47,068 --> 01:10:49,419
A girl who likes...

1166
01:10:49,462 --> 01:10:52,857
big strong hairy men like you.

1167
01:10:58,297 --> 01:11:00,560
Are you taking the piss?

1168
01:11:00,604 --> 01:11:03,694
If you know what is good
for you, fuck off now!

1169
01:11:06,218 --> 01:11:08,220
So, I'm Dutch's friend.

1170
01:11:08,264 --> 01:11:09,482
Well I'm meeting him soon.

1171
01:11:11,049 --> 01:11:12,703
So, you can say hi
to him yourself.

1172
01:11:16,576 --> 01:11:17,751
How about...

1173
01:11:18,752 --> 01:11:21,277
you and me...

1174
01:11:21,320 --> 01:11:24,541
go to have a little fun?

1175
01:11:24,584 --> 01:11:27,457
And after that, we
go to see Dutch.

1176
01:11:28,545 --> 01:11:29,285
Hm?

1177
01:11:42,298 --> 01:11:43,864
Okay.

1178
01:11:43,908 --> 01:11:45,301
Let's do this.

1179
01:12:25,515 --> 01:12:27,038
My friend, take this.

1180
01:12:29,040 --> 01:12:29,823
And...

1181
01:12:59,287 --> 01:13:00,550
What the fuck is that shit?

1182
01:13:02,421 --> 01:13:04,467
You don't worry.

1183
01:13:04,510 --> 01:13:08,384
I am gonna show you
time of your Life.

1184
01:13:12,823 --> 01:13:15,303
Look what do we have here.

1185
01:13:22,485 --> 01:13:24,922
You could call it a
little DIY project.

1186
01:13:30,449 --> 01:13:33,452
But I like to call
it the Transmorpher.

1187
01:13:36,237 --> 01:13:37,587
It's made by Euro,

1188
01:13:38,849 --> 01:13:41,808
and its gonna screw
your British ass!

1189
01:13:45,551 --> 01:13:46,378
If you drink
too many spirits,

1190
01:13:46,422 --> 01:13:48,119
they'll hit you all at once.

1191
01:13:48,162 --> 01:13:50,295
That's what my nan would say.

1192
01:13:50,338 --> 01:13:52,471
She said the same
thing on her death bed.

1193
01:13:52,515 --> 01:13:54,995
But she wasn't talking
about the bloody vodka.

1194
01:13:55,039 --> 01:13:57,476
It was only later I really
understood what she meant!

1195
01:14:11,621 --> 01:14:12,622
Hey Joe.

1196
01:14:13,753 --> 01:14:15,276
I got the motherfucker.

1197
01:14:16,669 --> 01:14:18,802
I'm getting him ready.

1198
01:14:18,845 --> 01:14:23,589
Yeah, you make sure you
bring the money though.

1199
01:17:46,487 --> 01:17:48,054
Surprise, darling!

1200
01:17:48,968 --> 01:17:50,578
Look at you.

1201
01:17:50,622 --> 01:17:53,364
You look like a little
baby, totally defenseless,

1202
01:17:53,407 --> 01:17:55,540
just the way I like my men.

1203
01:17:55,583 --> 01:17:57,324
I bet you're wondering
what we're gonna do to you.

1204
01:17:57,368 --> 01:17:58,369
Don't you fret.

1205
01:17:58,412 --> 01:18:00,066
I gonna tell you real soon.

1206
01:18:00,110 --> 01:18:00,850
It's a surprise.

1207
01:18:18,737 --> 01:18:19,520
One...

1208
01:18:21,087 --> 01:18:21,871
Two...

1209
01:18:23,350 --> 01:18:24,134
Joe!

1210
01:18:28,834 --> 01:18:30,531
Make you a fucking frikandel.

1211
01:18:38,670 --> 01:18:41,412
Ah, you got a few scratches.

1212
01:18:41,455 --> 01:18:43,675
Come on, let's get a beer.

1213
01:18:46,243 --> 01:18:48,245
Now, a
cat has nine lives.

1214
01:18:48,288 --> 01:18:49,681
But a dog has 10.

1215
01:18:49,725 --> 01:18:52,205
And not all of us can
be the true alpha.

1216
01:18:52,249 --> 01:18:54,555
Some of us need to make
mistakes on the way.

1217
01:18:55,948 --> 01:18:57,820
Dutch watched on and
enjoyed his frikandels.

1218
01:18:59,038 --> 01:19:01,562
He was like a predator
in the shadows.

1219
01:19:04,043 --> 01:19:06,829
Connors had a paddy, and
he knew he'd fucked up.

1220
01:19:06,872 --> 01:19:09,483
He thought sleeping
dogs would lie.

1221
01:19:09,527 --> 01:19:12,530
In life, you gotta
let go of your fears

1222
01:19:12,573 --> 01:19:14,706
and chase your dreams.

1223
01:19:14,750 --> 01:19:15,968
When you make a
mistake, there are only

1224
01:19:16,012 --> 01:19:18,754
three things you should
ever do about it.

1225
01:19:18,797 --> 01:19:22,279
Admit it, learn from it,
and don't bloody repeat it.

1226
01:19:23,889 --> 01:19:25,499
Mistakes have the power
to turn you into something

1227
01:19:25,543 --> 01:19:26,762
better than you were before.

1228
01:19:30,417 --> 01:19:33,507
When it's all said and done,
and push comes to shove,

1229
01:19:33,551 --> 01:19:35,771
the underdog takes
over the pack.

1230
01:19:52,048 --> 01:19:56,922
You gotta recycle the
present to save the future.

1231
01:20:03,059 --> 01:20:06,366
Kill them with success and
bury them with a smile.

1232
01:20:08,934 --> 01:20:11,023
Now mongrels that
create their own drama

1233
01:20:11,067 --> 01:20:12,459
deserve their own karma.

1234
01:20:23,819 --> 01:20:27,170
If they stand beside
you, you respect them.

1235
01:20:27,213 --> 01:20:30,826
If they stand against
you, you recycle them.

1236
01:20:43,099 --> 01:20:46,493
But that's another story
in the dogs days of glory.

1237
01:20:56,025 --> 01:20:59,071
I went back to form a
new breed of English Dog.

1238
01:20:59,115 --> 01:21:02,466
But first, I had to deal
with a couple younger runts.

1239
01:21:11,518 --> 01:21:14,870
You're probably expecting
me to say I found Jesus

1240
01:21:14,913 --> 01:21:16,828
and I learned how to forgive,

1241
01:21:16,872 --> 01:21:18,656
or I started on
a different path.

1242
01:21:19,875 --> 01:21:22,312
One more righteous,
and respected.

1243
01:21:22,355 --> 01:21:24,575
But the truth is, fuck that.

1244
01:21:24,618 --> 01:21:26,664
You can't teach an
old dog new tricks.

1245
01:21:49,948 --> 01:21:50,862
Get me the fuck out of here!

1246
01:21:50,906 --> 01:21:52,124
I wanna see a man about a dog!

1247
01:22:44,671 --> 01:22:49,671
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