Game 1
In-Game
woluggo: welcome
woluggo: to summoners rift
woluggo: shut up
woluggo: <3
woluggo: omg really
woluggo: thats crazy tbh
woluggo: ??
woluggo: how do you expect me to go in
woluggo: n that
woluggo: when im fucking
woluggo: no ferocity
woluggo: and theyt're not in jump range
woluggo: coming
woluggo: why are you just sitting ther
woluggo: why are you pinging me
woluggo: are you retarded
woluggo: im literally ulting in
woluggo: and you sit there
woluggo: farming
woluggo: whya re you pinging me
woluggo: when oyu're literlaly
woluggo: afk
woluggo: wehn i come
woluggo: for a gank
woluggo: and you die
woluggo: solo
woluggo: to the kat
woluggo: like
woluggo: wtf
woluggo: ??
woluggo: kass
woluggo: fucking
woluggo: press r
woluggo: and slow
woluggo: then i can jump
woluggo: and root
woluggo: and
woluggo: free kill
woluggo: or f
woluggo: i dont understand
woluggo: whats so ahrd to understan
woluggo: what else
woluggo: are we gonna do
woluggo: shes just gonn a walk baack
woluggo: after the gets the minions
woluggo: stfu
woluggo: she is gonna take the gaem
woluggo: farm
woluggo: adn gonna walk
woluggo: back
woluggo: are you this retarded
woluggo: might as welkl
woluggo: act fast
woluggo: cause i cant leap to her
woluggo: and i cant get
woluggo: verocity
woluggo: so
woluggo: might as well
woluggo: yeah idk
woluggo: why you're roaming
woluggo: years late
woluggo: tru
woluggo: this mid lane tbh
woluggo: idk whtas going on
woluggo: through hishead
woluggo: cause thye got ahrold
woluggo: its free towers
woluggo: lmfao
woluggo: are you srs?
woluggo: come topl
woluggo: pls
woluggo: thyere gonna get both towers
woluggo: if we dotn
woluggo: go
woluggo: whya re you pinging bot tower
woluggo: are you fucking autistic
woluggo: like honestly
woluggo: this is why
woluggo: youre bronze
woluggo: ????
woluggo: HOLY SHIT
woluggo: you think we can' tlook at the map?
woluggo: why are you idiots
woluggo: focusing tanks
woluggo: hit the fuckig kaisa
woluggo: guys
woluggo: save tp
woluggo: for team fights
woluggo: pls
woluggo: we win 5v5
woluggo: they literally
woluggo: have 4
woluggo: fucking
woluggo: engage
woluggo: hoy shit
woluggo: honesly
woluggo: yeah idk
woluggo: what the rest of the team is doing
woluggo: tbh
woluggo: we lost cause thye have no brain
woluggo: lmfao
woluggo: DARIUS
woluggo: ??
woluggo: FUCKING
woluggo: KITE HIM
woluggo: x9 darius
woluggo: ty
woluggo: can we group mid
woluggo: we win 5bv5
woluggo: cool
woluggo: group mid
woluggo: and win 5v5'
woluggo: pls
woluggo: ggwp
woluggo: lmfao
woluggo: x9 darius
woluggo: this kass
woluggo: honestly
woluggo: so bad
woluggo: darius
woluggo: do you know
woluggo: how your q works
woluggo: like honestly
woluggo: such a fuckinf retardwed
Post-Game
woluggo: darius doesnt know whow a q works apparently
woluggo: LOL
woluggo: kass
woluggo: you are possible
woluggo: possibly
woluggo: the worst player
woluggo: ive ever sen
woluggo: you get first blood on kat
woluggo: and die 1v1
woluggo: and ping me
woluggo: cause you didnt engage on a gank
woluggo: that i pinged u
woluggo: for hours
woluggo: for
woluggo: you're honestly
woluggo: so bad
woluggo: its insane
woluggo: please
woluggo: cause
woluggo: you're
woluggo: so
woluggo: fucking
woluggo: incredibly
woluggo: bad
woluggo: its
woluggo: insane
woluggo: you're in silver elo
woluggo: and youy're gonnaget iron
woluggo: next season
woluggo: watch
woluggo: cause you're that bad
woluggo: i dont think
woluggo: you should keep this game
woluggo: on your computer
woluggo: you're inbred
woluggo: lmfao
woluggo: you're the worst pkayer
woluggo: hows the foster gome
Game 2
Pre-Game
woluggo: SHUT
woluggo: CAN WE PLEASE
woluggo: I WOULD LIKE
woluggo: THAT
woluggo: TO HAPPEN
woluggo: XD
woluggo: oh sorry
woluggo: fuck you
In-Game
woluggo: wait
woluggo: for them
woluggo: to come
woluggo: HAHAHSHA YEAH
woluggo: im gonna take it
woluggo: WHYA RE YOU HITTING MORG
woluggo: YOU SLOB
woluggo: GOI FOR THE JAX
woluggo: THTS HOPPING ON MY ASS
woluggo: YOU IDIOT
woluggo: you idoit
woluggo: why ar eyou coming in to hop on the jax
woluggo: to hop on the morg
woluggo: i  ean
woluggo: hit the jax
woluggo: he's 1 hp
woluggo: idiot
woluggo: are you this stupid
woluggo: oh wit
woluggo: this is bronze
woluggo: nvm
woluggo: dont hthink so :)
woluggo: both accounts
woluggo: i have
woluggo: arent in
woluggo: bronze
woluggo: idiot
woluggo: theyre literealy
woluggo: mid
woluggo: drav
woluggo: how are you buddy
woluggo: HAHAHAHAH YEAH
woluggo: THANKS FOR THE TOWER XD
woluggo: XD
woluggo: XD
woluggo: XD
woluggo: XD
woluggo: ???
woluggo: so fucking stupid
woluggo: HAHAHAA
woluggo: report for saying an animal
woluggo: you sick bastard
woluggo: XD
woluggo: XD
woluggo: XD
woluggo: XD
woluggo: now thats a mute xd
woluggo: dont talk about rng
woluggo: playing darius
woluggo: pls
woluggo: dont talk about rng
woluggo: playing darius
woluggo: pls
woluggo: i bet
woluggo: beg
woluggo: you not to be a worthless human
woluggo: why ping me
woluggo: im actually doing something
woluggo: taking objectives
woluggo: HAHA
woluggo: true
woluggo: not gonna lie
woluggo: akali
woluggo: love u too
woluggo: for saying that
woluggo: tbh
woluggo: akalli
woluggo: why dod you take
woluggo: every kill you see
woluggo: you slob of a hunan
woluggo: huan
woluggo: its not helping
woluggo: you fucking idiot
woluggo: i need items
woluggo: muted
woluggo: cause you're fat and ugly
woluggo: and you're a foster child
woluggo: how are the cuts on your arm doing
woluggo: oh wait
woluggo: no one cares
woluggo: LOL
woluggo: can i get any pel
woluggo: peel
woluggo: at all
woluggo: holy shit
woluggo: this team
woluggo: fucking terrible team
woluggo: 3/11?
woluggo: fat shitbag
woluggo: LOO
woluggo: you're dead
woluggo: you had
woluggo: no contribution to ir
woluggo: at all
woluggo: why are you typing in caps
woluggo: you look autistic
woluggo: group mid
woluggo: pls
woluggo: illaoi
woluggo: come mid
woluggo: GJ
woluggo: can i have some peel next fight
woluggo: pls
woluggo: cause im literally one shot
woluggo: no
woluggo: wtf
woluggo: LOL
woluggo: we lose 4v4
woluggo: and their jg is up
woluggo: and he's better than ours
woluggo: not a good call
woluggo: stfu
woluggo: ggwp
woluggo: gg ez
Post-Game
woluggo: gg all
woluggo: except akali
woluggo: shut
Game 3
Pre-Game
woluggo: shut
woluggo: up
woluggo: your mmr is bronze 2
woluggo: zipperhead
woluggo: LOL
In-Game
woluggo: HEY GUYS XD
woluggo: XD
woluggo: ping me again
woluggo: i run it down
woluggo: why not run down to me
woluggo: retard
woluggo: are you this fucking terrible
woluggo: at the gam
woluggo: holy shit
woluggo: oh ya ur silver 4
woluggo: forogt
woluggo: ???
woluggo: what are you pinging me for
woluggo: are you slow
woluggo: you're losing
woluggo: as yorik top
woluggo: are you retarded
woluggo: dont talk lol
woluggo: not my problem
woluggo: retard
woluggo: ggw
woluggo: p
woluggo: ping missing you slob
woluggo: hes in my jg
woluggo: you're so fat it hurts
woluggo: ff 15
woluggo: HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHA
woluggo: SO BAD
woluggo: HAHAHAHAHA
woluggo: YORICK MORE LIKE FAT HAHAHA
woluggo: COMING TO HELP DUDE
woluggo: morg morelike whoreg
woluggo: MORG
woluggo: YOU'RE SO
woluggo: FYCKINGBAD
woluggo: HOLY SHIT
woluggo: cause when im pinging to go in
woluggo: youre clearing wards in the river
woluggo: sorry
woluggo: k
woluggo: yeah you're right
woluggo: thanks for being so supportive morg
woluggo: you're getting my honor after the game for being so nice
woluggo: ?
woluggo: OL
woluggo: LOL
woluggo: ggwp
Post-Game
woluggo: gg
woluggo: ??
woluggo: why
woluggo: yorick more like obese irl
woluggo: HAHAH