Epic Trinkets Ranking

Useless Tier
34. Lamb Relic: This trinket is just so bad that it's funny, you can literally get more dps out of D A R T M O N K E Y S ally than this, if you ever get this then either just shard it or get it for collection
33. Demonic wishing eyes: Just get flamebit instead of this :/
32. Crystal Mergence Of Destruction: if only this affects BAD then i'd rank it a bit higher but unfortunately reality is often dissapointing, anyways all this thing does is vanishing your Thought Cannon Wand and Treasure Chest Keys drop
31. Elder Plop's Scepter: This is actually my first epic and i thought it was really op back in the time, though unfortunately this epic trinket is a garbage pile of trash and get outclassed by poision ring which is literally an uncommon trinket
30. Glaive of the Ancients: The last garbage trinket, it can helps you with early camos and leads but that's all. But past round 20 this thing is just garbage, it does like 1.5 dps and doesnt even help on rounds where it suppose to be useful like 74

Very Niche Tier
29. Rainicornicopia: Now some people might put this in garbage tier but honestly i think it's just an insanely niche trinket. The main thing that is good about rainicorncopia is not even about the trinket itself, more about the device your playing. It reduces alot of bloons from moab's insides which can drastically reduce lags on low-end pc/phone, though other than that it's garbage
28. Stone of Ancient Knowledge: This is another okay trinket, it's just that the tower it's buffing, Max has such a low uses cases that it's ended up barely being used
27. Candy Dive Suit: Guess what? another insanely niche trinket, it's a merge between magic carpet and protection gem, problem is most of the time you really only need 1 of these and not the other, though it has some extremely niche use cases like in the oven map
26. Soul Stone: While being useless in almost every case, soul stone can be useful on poggles sam army or using the infinite cash PB
25. Hambo: Basically used just for sun god and infinite cash PB lol
24. Gauntlet of Hero: Only really useful when you need extra BAD damage in impopable

Decent Tier
23. Crystal Gem Apple: Basically nunchuck + giant tranq but trade worse consistency and higher rarity for an extra trinket slot
22. Vorpal Hand: Don't really have a complain about this trinket, though vorpal hand is just not compatible with finns build, making it more useful for marceline as a lead popping which is outclassed by carl the gem laser attack
21. Cryojet: can be useful for slowing down ddts and other moab class down
20. time travel machine: can save you thousand of coins in the long term, also give you an extra revive in MG as well
19. Mask of Shadows: It's pretty good if your an active player but most of the time i'd rather just use sai as an afk tower, and it's pretty inconsistent as well
18. baby blanket: good for buffing support jack, allowing hime to buff more towers
17. rock shirt: same logic as baby blanket but this time it's also useful for eco wpb and damage pb
16. bubblegum hair: +20% speed to an already insanely strong dps tower is well, very good

Very Good Tier
15. future crystal: just a nice trinket that reduce BAD hp by 5% and other moabs hp by 20%, nothing game changing but is a very good generalist
14. magical coin purse: give you extra starting cash to buy stronger defense for early rounds or more money makers such as cobra, also works in no trinkets and back to basic as well for some reason so that too
13. doom gauntlet: good generalist trinket
12. dragon eyes: worse nerdicon lol, but is still very good at giving towers like supermonkey/marceline/jake camo detection
11. gemma the gem: filler trinket for carl the gem 🗿
10. carl the gem: give insane buff to hunter marceline as well as giving marceline lead popping with the lazers
9. banana duplicator: Pretty useless if you dont use an eco loadout but is insanely good if you do
8. R/C Plane: only purpose is +20% dps to cmd cassie lol
7. cosmic gauntlet: basically doom gauntlet but with an additional benefit of cooldown reduction making it useful on heroes such as sam or cmd cassie
6. demon heart: this and carl the gem make hunter marceline go from really good to god tier, it's also viable on characters that shoot really fast too

Essential
5. jetpack: if you have lady rainicorn then this is useless but if you dont then it's absolutely needed for commander and captain cassie to be placed everywhere
4. dark temple idol: really good lategame trinket, make supermonkey sun god get 4x or so dps
3. glasses of nerdicon: give camo detection + a SHIT ton of range, very useful for support heroes
2. baker shard: crazy attack speed boost though, if this is equippable to supermonkey and commander cassie it'd be in top 1 but right now it's top 2 for me, still very important for characters such as hunter marcy or finn though
1. gooogoomamameter: self-explainatory