YuYuYui - Christmas 2021 - 1H

Illuminations of love cultivation - Hard - 1

[Cafe]

Suz/Yum: Haa~~.

Suz/Yum: G-Go ahead, Miroku-san! / G-Go ahead, Suzume-san!

Yum: Haa~, why must I and Suzume-san mutually feed each other parfaits!?

Suz: Miroku-san. Why can't we just write on the report we did?

Yum: Indeed! That would be most preferred. Its taste is identical when eaten by yourself!

Meb: I'm sure you understand what will happen if you don't carry out Aya-chan's plan...

Suz/Yum: Hyeh!?

Suz: She disappeared! W-What was that!? A MMM-Mebu apparition!?

Yum: Our safety is greatly endangered in the eventuality we do not bring Kokudo-san's plan to completion...

Yum: Then so be it, I accept my fate and reluctantly bring myself to feed this little bird. Aaaah!!

Suz: Mgggh! Myoku-han! On't uenly do his~~!

Yum: My turn next. Go ahead! Aaaaaaaaaah!!

Female customer 1: Look, look. What a cute couple♪

Female customer 2: Is it their first date, you think? How nice♪

Suz/Yum: ~~!!!!

Yum: We never would have been ridiculed if only you had fed me quicker!

Suz: Haa!? Are you kidding me? That's your fault for opening your mouth wide with a loud aaah!

Yum: Ugugugu... Even if it is our duty, why must I act in this outrageous way...

Suz: I thought about this... This date plan is what Ayaya wants to do with Mebu... Maybe.

Yum: And yet she made us go through this exact thing, I do not understand Kokudo-san~~!

[Park]

Suz: Ugugu. Next is "a walk in the park holding hands", cute as you'd expect from Ayaya...

Yum: Empty your mind and brace yourself. Bring me your chicken wings quickly.

Suz: Aah, seriously. Cross the fingers of Suzume chicken's wings(lover's handholding), eeeeeeeeeeeeeeh!?

Suz: What the... Did Ayaya write "lover handholding"!? Ha! Or did Mebu whose duties are her life add this!?

Meb: Suzume, if you ignore my orders, I will leave you unarmed in front of a giant vertex.

Suz: Noooooo, I'll die, I'll die, I'll get kiiiiilled! Take my hand, Miroku-san! Or rather hug me at this point!

Yum: Stop! I could have done without your delusions, do not increase the difficulty of this request!

Yum: On further reflection, there should be no need for us to be so agitated over holding hands. We are no kids after all.

Suz: T-True... The folk dance was awfully embarrassing, but it ended quickly.

Yum: Once we complete this stroll while holding hands, the dinner is our final ordeal, so this is the climax.

Suz: Thinking about it this way is making it easier. What are our precise instructions for after that?

Yum: "Present exchange, then before leaving, Suzume-senpai gives a smooch to Miroku-senpai as bye bye", haaaa!?

Suz: Ooh~, so that's a-... Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeh!? Smooch!? What!? Eeeeeeeeeeh!!

Yum: I-Impossible, I refuse! Such a thing is beyond the Miroku family's morals!

Suz: Yeah, yeah! Absolutely no way we can do this, so might as well retire... Ha!

Meb: Suzume. If the Sentinels don't live up to the Heroes on this request, you'll be served as a roasted sparrow for Christmas.

Suz: I'll do it.

Yum: Haaaaa!? Suzume-san, what did you...

Suz: I'd rather kiss you than die, so let me kiss you.

Yum: Wha-!? Stop! Do not stick out your lips! Nooooooooooooo!!

Suz: Just a little bit! It won't be long! It's just my beak! Just the tip is fine!

Yum: Gyaaaaaaaaaah! My maiden chastity! My noble liiiiiips!!

Aya: They're having so much fun. This date is a success♪

Meb: I've never seen these two in such high spirits together. Aya-chan, what did you write?

Aya: I wrote that Suzume-senpai will give Miroku-senpai a smooch♪ as goodbye.

Meb: Fufu. Knowing Suzume says chirp all the time, it'll be a cute greeting fit for her.(*1)

Suz: I beg you, let me kiss youuuuuuuuuuuu!! / Noooooooooooooooo!!

Note 1: "Chuu" can refer to both the onomatopoeia for a kiss and an animal's chirp.


Illuminations of love cultivation - Hard - 2

[Shopping street]

Yuu: Karin-chan, these dried sardines are apparently new! What's different from the usual?

Kar: I'll understand after tasting them. Nom... Munch munch. Mmh... It has a rich aftertaste. I'll take 5 bags!

Yuu: Waah! Amazing, Karin-chan. You can tell the difference!

Its: Now, after the girlfriend showed him something she liked, they head to a place the boyfriend likes♪

Kar: Why am I playing the girlfriend!?

Its: Ah, it doesn't matter which one you are. Should we swap?

Kar: I-I don't care either way...

Yuu: But I'm happy♪ Even if we weren't candidates, we could still go on a date.

Its: Because onee-chan said she wasn't confident with the original groups.

Yuu: We'll have to write a report then? If so, we gotta do our best to do it seriously!

[Batting center]

Yuu: Nice batting, Karin-chan! Another home run!

Kar: Hmph. My batting doesn't allow for anything but home runs.

Its: But, uuh... The boyfriend, Yuuna-san here, was supposed to show her a place he liked...

Kar: Uh... Itsuki, you're the planner, aren't you!? Why're you just accompanying us?

Its: People stay hidden in the other groups, but I'm not confident I could tail you...

Its: Ah! W-Would you have preferred to be alone together!?

Kar: N-Not at all! That's not what I meant, it was just out of curiosity! It's fine, stay with us!

Yuu: Hey, is the batting center a popular spot for Christmas dates?

Its: No, but that's not the reason, the requester is a member of the baseball club.

Kar: Eeh. You did your research. Not bad, Itsuki.

Yuu: I see. The boyfriend is a member of the baseball club. And the girlfriend?

Kar: Urgh...

Its: Aah, you'll understand very soon. Right? Karin-san.

Yuu: Really? What does she mean? Karin-chan.

Kar: Uuuh... Uryaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!

Yuu: Ooh~! Another home run♪

[Cafe]

Waitress: Here's the Christmas set you ordered. Take your time.

Yuu: Santa's on the cake! It looks cute and yummy. Thanks for the food♪

Its: Y-Yuuna-san looks more like a girlfriend to me. Karin-san, please try acting a little cuter.

Kar: That's an unreasonable request! Do I need to act cute to write this report!?

Yuu: Karin-chan, take a bite! Here, aa~h♪

Kar: Ah... Sure. Aa~h...... Ah?

Its: Ahaha♪ A true couple~. Next on the schedule is the present exchange, but...

Its: This is when the girlfriend reads out loud the poem she wrote beforehand.

Yuu: She does?

Its: Yes. The requester's girlfriend has apparently won a poem contest♪

Kar: Uuh... Why me...?

Its: Eh, did you... perhaps not write the poem I asked you!?

Kar: I-I did! I wrote it... but.

Yuu: Yaay! It's my first time getting a poem as a present. Read it, read it♪

Kar: Uuuh... M-My Yuuna(boyfriend), you are strong, you are kind.

Kar: When you smile, everyone smiles, your punch is mighty.

Its: T-That's not really what I was expecting...

Kar: However many people share your face, however many people share your name... Waah.

Yuu: ?

Kar: Waaaaaaah, I can't go any further!

Yuu: Eeh!? Aah~, she left. What happened to her?

Its: Ah, she forgot her poem behind. "You're the only one I love".

Yuu: Waah... I'm so happy. If you receive a poem like this, you'll treasure it for your whole life!

Its: True. I'm jealous of you, Yuuna-san. Maybe I'll get one written for me some day♪


Illuminations of love cultivation - Hard - 3

[Amusement park - entrance]

Chi: This is the meeting spot, I'm not sure Doi-san will show up on time...

Tam: Yoosh. I didn't make you wait, right?

Shi: No...... I just arrived.

Tam: Then let's get fired up for your date with Tama!

Shi: O-Okay...

Tam: Chikage's plan starts with the merry-go-round, that's okay with you, Shizuku?

Shi: Ah... Sure. I don't... mind. / Alright, let's get goiiiiiiing!!

Chi: Haa... Far from being a surprise, Doi-san is hyper right from the start. I'm worried about Yamabushi-san...

[Merry-go-round]

Shi: ......It's already over.

Tam: I took a photo, I'll show it to Gin later. You chose the same horse she did!

Shi: Eh... She did? Eheh, it makes me... happy. Ah...

Tam: Oh, watch out. Even though the ride was slow, everyone loses their balance a bit right after getting out.

Shi: Hm... I'll be careful. Thanks.

Chi: She's surprisingly considerate... And it seems like the story about Minowa-san has eased Yamabushi-san's nervousness.

Chi: I had little faith in this duo, but maybe there wasn't anything to worry about after all...

[Roller coaster exit]

SHI: Aah ha ha! Roller coasters are all the fun of amusement parks!

Tam: Y-Yeah... SHIZUKU!? Oh no~, did Shizuku get scared? It's my fault...

SHI: You idiot, don't worry so much. She just switched to me since I like roller coasters.

Tam: Really? Then it's fine. I'll make you enjoy your date with Tama too♪

SHI: Ooh! If you mean it, let's give it another round. This time we'll both raise our hands in the air!

Tam: Fine by me! I'll ride it twice, or even three times♪

Chi: I totally forgot about the split personality, but Doi-san seems to handle both pretty well...

Chi: Doi-san has a caring and energetic side... so in that sense, maybe she's a good for them...

Chi: It can be suffocating, but being so very caring can be helpful at times... actually.

Chi: W-Was that Takashima-san just now!? W-Wh-Where is she going!?

Tam: Huh? Chikage, what're you doing? Weren't you supposed to stay hidden?

SHI: You're our planner, ain'tcha? Is there a change of plans because I popped up?

Chi: N-No. I just caught a glimpse of Takashima-san...

Tam: Ah~, Yuuna is Masuzu and Sekka's planner. So they also came to the amusement park, huh.

Chi: I-It does seem... that way.

SHI: Haha~h... Koori, you thought there's a chance for you to meet up.

Chi: Eh!? I-I didn't, I would only bother Takashima-san if I did. Besides, I have the date to worry about...

Tam: Why not? It's not impossible to run into people you know on a real date!

SHI: Exactly. Just gotta write in the report that meeting up messed up everything. Let's go!

Chi: Eh, wait... Aaah~, I should have declined, but I can't stop them... Forgive me, Takashima-san!


Illuminations of love cultivation - Hard - 4

[Haunted house]

Sek: Kyah~, what~, no~. Boyfriend. I'm scared~.

Aki: Don't worry, girlfriend. Close your eyes and cling to me.

[Amusement park]

Aki: That's how it went I guess. I'm rating it 40% scary.

Sek: It's a bit lacking, but passable for a date. I'd still advise against forcing it on her...

Tak: Mm~h. It looks more like methodical data gathering than a date...

Tak: I want them to be more excited, but maybe the amusement park is too childish...

Aki: We have the mirror house scheduled next, I'll check on the map where it is.

Sek: Ah, you can't bring your girlfriend there. The floor is also mirrors, so you might be able to see under her skirt.

Aki: Woah... So composed. I didn't think that deeply at all. We can skip this one and go to the Ferris wheel.

Tak: T-The mirror house was a trap! I'm glad she noticed before the boyfriend got hated for it.

Tam: Yuuna? Heeey, you two! I found Yuuna!

Tak: Huh? Tama-chan. Gun-chan and SHIZUKU-san too!

Chi: U-Uuh... I opposed it... but they absolutely wanted to go together...

SHI: Listen to yourself! You ended our date over Takashima entering your field of vision.

Chi: A-AAAAkihara-san and Aki-san aren't with you?

Tak: They're going to the Ferris wheel, but they hardly look anything like a couple...

Tam: That's only natural. They're not very close, they can't open their hearts to each other like us.

SHI: Hey... You saying we're a full-blown couple!?

Chi: Don't worry. Not a soul came close to the thought...

[Ferris wheel]

Aki: Ooh, nice view from here. Should the boyfriend make a comment about what they can see?

Sek: Don't need it. Holding her hand would be more exciting than flaunting his knowledge.

Aki: Really? Got it.

Sek: Why are you holding my hand!?

Aki: But you said it would be more exciting that way. So I... gave it a try.

Aki/Sek: .........Pfft. Ahahahaha!

Sek: Please don't say things like that with a straight face, jeez~...

Aki: But this is a closed room where we're alone together. If there was a chance, it would be now.

Sek: Eeh? Masuzu-san, you're one of those people who think that...? Guess I gotta watch my back.

Aki: No, I mean in general! It's normal for a boyfriend to have these kinds of expectations!

Sek: Yeah~, a girlfriend would expect it too. Being a Christmas date and all.

Aki: So you agree that's fine? To think there would be a love scene in here during a date.

Sek: True. Next up after this is~.. Hm~m. Let's think about it when we get down.

Aki: I had no interest in someone else's date, but now I'm on fire~♪

Tak: Ah, they're getting out! Huh...? The mood looks different from before they got in...

Aki: I'm thirsty after being nervous and excited, let's get juice at the nearest shop, okay?

Sek: Ah, then I'll get me some soft serve~. You want something cold after a love scene♪

Tak: Eh!? D-Did you just say love scene!? What did you do!?

Aki/Sek: Eh...... Puhahahahaha!

Tam: Isn't that great, Yuuna!? The two of them grew closer just like you wanted♪

SHI: Now that we're all together. Let's ride the roller coasters!

Sek: I don't know why you bunch are here, but it sounds fun so count me in~.

Aki: Takashima-chan and Koori-chan, why not write a couple report too while you're at it?

Chi: Eh, M-Me and Takashima-san... a c-couple!? B-But we can't decide that on our own... Right? Takashima-sa-...

Tak: More importantly, tell me how you two got closer! Please, please, pleaaase!

SHI: Get on if you're that interested. Then you'll understand! Probably.

Chi: F-Ferris wheel... L-Love... scene... Ta-Takashima-san, if you're going to try, we can do it together!

Tak: I see. Okay! Let's split into groups of three and get in♪

Chi: Eeh!?

Tam: Chikage... Cheer up. Santa will surely come for you if you're a good girl...

Chi: Doi-san's consideration... it stings. Haa~~.